"I COLLECT PEOPLE'S HAIR" - Therapy Gecko

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After gathering strands of human hair for 3 years, a caller begins to wonder if they have a problem.
Then a pet owner tells me they’re addicted to huffing their cat’s fur, a caller speaks on the challenges of pursuing a career in cosmetology with a debilitating neurological disorder, a caller discusses his strange relationship with his ex-girlfriends dad, and I help a lost man get grounded while he’s on psychedelic mushrooms.
The bicycle was invented in 1817. That’s what Google says anyways. I am a gecko.
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Пікірлер: 69

  • @adamk.2336
    @adamk.23362 жыл бұрын

    This is straight up GTA radio in real life

  • @OptimisticMisanthrop
    @OptimisticMisanthrop2 жыл бұрын

    Okay but hair does not disintegrate in a few days 😆 creepy moms keep their kids hair forever and it stays fine.

  • @devonking4281

    @devonking4281

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah when u dig up a grave pretty much all your finding is bones nails and hair

  • @devonking4281

    @devonking4281

    2 жыл бұрын

    also ive had my dreadlocks in a bag since 2009

  • @TheEthouy

    @TheEthouy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@devonking4281 so would you say you collect hair?

  • @Therealthinshady

    @Therealthinshady

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheEthouy nailed it lmao 🤣

  • @devonking4281

    @devonking4281

    2 жыл бұрын

    ive got a very small collection of my own hair, yes. technically i collect hair….

  • @rainyboy3040
    @rainyboy30402 жыл бұрын

    The vibes during this stream were weird in ways I can’t explain.

  • @flaviamartinez9998

    @flaviamartinez9998

    2 жыл бұрын

    yea i felt this too idk why

  • @applecider2614

    @applecider2614

    Жыл бұрын

    Shameful anger lol

  • @derekbraun6812

    @derekbraun6812

    Жыл бұрын

    audio backroom

  • @GregoryMcBride-qf7hx

    @GregoryMcBride-qf7hx

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t think this guy is telling the truth sounds too much like salad fingers and honestly I’ve dealt with hair long enough to know that it does not disintegrate after a few weeks, idk maybe he’s telling the truth but who knows

  • @Ave_humanity676

    @Ave_humanity676

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@GregoryMcBride-qf7hxfax brotha

  • @devthedudedude
    @devthedudedude2 жыл бұрын

    My favorite thing is when people call in on drugs

  • @lando3143

    @lando3143

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean I love shrooms but that guy was kinda lame tbh

  • @9buttskin
    @9buttskin2 жыл бұрын

    I'm curious if the hair guy finds a hair in his food at a restaurant if he gets excited.

  • @silly_on_

    @silly_on_

    Жыл бұрын

    the ultimate paradox

  • @chillpwn1
    @chillpwn12 жыл бұрын

    The cat huffer makes me think of toxoplasmosis

  • @margaritanavarrete1246

    @margaritanavarrete1246

    Жыл бұрын

    That's the first thing I thought about

  • @cosmineduard8368
    @cosmineduard83682 жыл бұрын

    For the girl with involuntary movement dissorder or whatever is called: you are awesome and just by the way you speak about things i can honestly say you are a good person who deserves all the love and respect, accept your situation and find the best things to do with your life for you as lyle said. its not as big of a deal as you make of it in this day and age... honestly i kinda fell in love with your mind and way of thinking and the way you are (from the limited passive interaction i had from this call)

  • @NekoFinland
    @NekoFinland Жыл бұрын

    The dude in mushies was having an ego death, it’s the most devastating but most uplifting feeling

  • @dr.sigmundfreud3030

    @dr.sigmundfreud3030

    Жыл бұрын

    That certainly wasn't an ego death, just the usual confusion you get from psychedelics

  • @jackpot8207
    @jackpot82072 жыл бұрын

    great video i love the background on the green screen always good to have something not distracting but there none the less

  • @moondogg_monte

    @moondogg_monte

    2 жыл бұрын

    And the jazz 👌😍

  • @forrestmiller2925
    @forrestmiller29252 жыл бұрын

    Since when does hair disintegrate after a couple weeks?

  • @xDentDeLionx
    @xDentDeLionx2 жыл бұрын

    I think the first caller has a shame kink

  • @GaslightingWomen
    @GaslightingWomen4 ай бұрын

    If these are real calls I'm terrified of people

  • @deadlynightshade9094
    @deadlynightshade90942 жыл бұрын

    I'm really confused by this kid saying that hair is "dead skin cells" and "disintegrates after a few weeks" because neither of those things are true lol Hair is Keratin just like your fingernails, and it can take at least a year for hair to decompose into soil (such as after death in the wild). But if you keep it in the right conditions, hair can last for THOUSANDS of years. There are mummies and other ancient preserved bodies who still have their hair in tact.

  • @moboba7644

    @moboba7644

    2 жыл бұрын

    maybe he leaves it out in the sun??? weird for someone who keep them as collectibles or maybe it's damaged hair to begin with?

  • @одо

    @одо

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I was thinking what if he be eatin it

  • @carstarsarstenstesenn

    @carstarsarstenstesenn

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he was making it all up

  • @margaritanavarrete1246

    @margaritanavarrete1246

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing.... like wtf how in a few weeks? Maybe he was lying, or he wasn't completely honest with what he does with them.

  • @Whtever5evr
    @Whtever5evr2 жыл бұрын

    Love the nail girl. I have the same kind of boyfriend. I once spoke on how I would like to learn to crochet..the next week all the supplies I needed were on our doorstep. Nobody settle for less.

  • @Jazzylionman
    @Jazzylionman2 жыл бұрын

    Putting stray hairs in your wallet is funny

  • @moondogg_monte
    @moondogg_monte2 жыл бұрын

    First guest should take up a side hobby for Vacuum Repair & Cleaning. He'd be in heaven ♥️

  • @adamramadan8693
    @adamramadan86932 жыл бұрын

    how does one successfully call into one of these? i just get the dial tone and it hangs up

  • @assimo9841

    @assimo9841

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just gotta get lucky. I used to try and call in about a year ago, and while I never got on, I did actually get through to a voicemail sometimes. And that was when he didn't have nearly as many followers as he does currently. I can't even imagine how hard it must be to get on now.

  • @pyrex8
    @pyrex82 жыл бұрын

    I hope one day I can animorph into a gecko

  • @moondogg_monte
    @moondogg_monte2 жыл бұрын

    Geck and Anthony are going to be bestfriends, just watch! Anthonys character Arc is going to be a show stopper. Just watch! He'll be back!

  • @AOpsyche
    @AOpsyche2 жыл бұрын

    Hair kid is clearly making it up

  • @richardpeterson7002
    @richardpeterson7002 Жыл бұрын

    I really hope that dude actually becomes a botanist.

  • @eggibot
    @eggibot2 жыл бұрын

    oh my god this is the best recommendation i have been blest with this century

  • @greesamu
    @greesamu Жыл бұрын

    Not “keep moving” as advice for the woman with an involuntary movement disorder

  • @KINGBLCKSTARR
    @KINGBLCKSTARR2 жыл бұрын

    theres a dude on doom patrol that has a thing for hair he reminds me of him

  • @devonking4281
    @devonking42812 жыл бұрын

    lyle its so fuckin cool that you wanted to wear a gecko suit and talk to people with random backgrounds so you did and its working. congratulations.

  • @gustavobello1998
    @gustavobello19982 жыл бұрын

    This new one is interesting to say the least

  • @hayden_pugh
    @hayden_pugh2 жыл бұрын

    If u made another geck date ep I’ll do a backflip

  • @biblical.creature
    @biblical.creature2 ай бұрын

    Is it bad that I like the guys hair collecting habit and want to do it myself now lol?

  • @lisa-yc8db
    @lisa-yc8db2 жыл бұрын

    But hair doesnt disintegrate unless its... not hair

  • @GregoryMcBride-qf7hx
    @GregoryMcBride-qf7hx Жыл бұрын

    If this guy with the hair obsession is real I think the guy thinks he can get closer to people through their hair if that makes sense, I wish him the best in stopping this obsession, because it will not help him or anybody, it also worries me I think this could lead to him to going further and that would not be good

  • @user-gi5dc5eb1w
    @user-gi5dc5eb1w2 жыл бұрын

    It’s like a kink

  • @isaaccardin2535
    @isaaccardin25352 жыл бұрын

    I'd love to see you collab with peter draws

  • @conancat
    @conancat2 жыл бұрын

    Cat huffer is the best ☺️☺️

  • @kikiii2186
    @kikiii21862 жыл бұрын

    💚

  • @sammorrisette2686
    @sammorrisette26862 жыл бұрын

    hair guy stalking ppl 4hairs 4sure

  • @joebarra1010
    @joebarra10102 жыл бұрын

    Bro had to have gotten lice at least a couple times

  • @peartreez
    @peartreez7 ай бұрын

    I think the hair caller is lying just because hair lasts a VERY long time.

  • @lukesample8742
    @lukesample87422 жыл бұрын

    Miss lonely gecks

  • @idellekell
    @idellekell2 жыл бұрын

    First guy is full of shit. Hair isn't made of skin cells, and it doesn't disintegrate after a few weeks. I guess it's mildly interesting that someone would make up something like that. I couldn't finish the video because of that nonsense

  • @mdegauss
    @mdegauss2 жыл бұрын

    Ribbit.

  • @kinsmanifesto1
    @kinsmanifesto19 ай бұрын

    I call bs on the hair collector

  • @ucifer1
    @ucifer1 Жыл бұрын

    I wanna be friends with Anthony

  • @shawnsells7
    @shawnsells72 жыл бұрын

    in black magic and voodoo rituals people use your hair or something personal of yours 🤔

  • @libbyhemp9850
    @libbyhemp98502 жыл бұрын

    Brittany Broski??

  • @devonking4281

    @devonking4281

    2 жыл бұрын

    i hope you heard the voice of someone you know. that would be fantastic.

  • @woodchuck003
    @woodchuck0032 жыл бұрын

    It sounds like the Eli person is placing their self worth on being in a relationship. Usually getting a girlfriend doesn't make depression go away. Also has she considered the reason she consistently has the problems with the fathers of her girlfriends is due to being sexually attracted to them?

  • @ophiela8142

    @ophiela8142

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's exactly what I thought

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