the guy: **is poor** cinema summary: and that was his first mistake

@exaggeratedswagger8286

3 жыл бұрын

He should have practiced reality bending, with that he would be a trillionare. Reality bending is easy, first you have to enter a black hole, many think you might become spaghetti. But, what actually happens is that your sentience and physical body is scattered among the universe, your physical body will turn metaphysical. Now you need to collide with a god, after that you have become another god.

@az777m

3 жыл бұрын

@@exaggeratedswagger8286 what have i read

@BennyTygohome

3 жыл бұрын

@@exaggeratedswagger8286 Tom Cruze?

@mobiletaskforce9210

3 жыл бұрын

@@exaggeratedswagger8286 tf tell me like I am an 8 year old

@v35p3r4

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he is asian

Cinema Summary: *wakes up on a plane he doesn’t remember boarding* Cinema Summary: *immediately plans to murder everyone on the cabin*

@HowToBeatYT

3 жыл бұрын

damn right

@WaitinInAmber

3 жыл бұрын

@@HowToBeatYT 😂 if we wear Cinema Summary merch would we be spared?

@Sky07264

3 жыл бұрын

@@WaitinInAmber wait he has merch

@WaitinInAmber

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sky07264 dang I hope so that’s my survival plan! No wait- that’s my first mistake..

@Sky07264

3 жыл бұрын

@@WaitinInAmber lol-

I really like how the movie starts and u think you know who main characters are but then they die and it gives u a true sense that no one is safe which makes it feel more real imo

I knew they were in Croatia when I saw the hidden license plate. That red-and-white checkerboard coat of arms is unmistakeable.

@saoirsedeltufo7436

2 жыл бұрын

and also HR is Hrvatska (Croatia) which is a giveaway

@inflames433

2 жыл бұрын

@@saoirsedeltufo7436 crotia is hirvatistan in my language too so i knew they were in crotia too

@issamarinkovic6219

2 жыл бұрын

It literally says HR

@multidoor6928

2 жыл бұрын

I though HR is Hungary lol.

@saoirsedeltufo7436

2 жыл бұрын

@@multidoor6928 That's just H (and a Hungarian flag)

Who else just watch Cinema Summary randomly and got addicted?

@HHH73916

3 жыл бұрын

I hate how unoriginal and overused comments like this get so many likes

@MysticWeak

3 жыл бұрын

@@HHH73916 true

@cartoonfangirl_1136

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@laywee2975

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@slurpleGlue0

3 жыл бұрын

Me, watching cinema summary is like watching a movie for free xD

Gas station owner: The soda is 2$ Woman: I'm going to end this man's whole career.

@hamad1o121

3 жыл бұрын

that's a steal I don't blame the woman

@yourfriendlyneighborhoodwe4577

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamad1o121 is it canned or nah?

@lightninjohn5651

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamad1o121 not in Arkansas, that’s way too expensive

@Garchomp808

3 жыл бұрын

Life*

@vinodkumarjain3041

3 жыл бұрын

That sounded Indian

Too, think Crystal was shown to be the one making a compass out of a needle and leaf in the beginning while we ended up jumping from character to character trying to figure out who the real protagonist was before it was revealed to be Crystal.

I was randomly recommended a "how to beat" video and now this channel is my comfort channel.

It shocked me that the blonde girl in the beginning wasn't the MC. Then the bearded guy wasn't it either! And so on and so on. I love how you finally meet the MC 8 deaths in to show how much more capable she is than the people who did die.

@drollfurball2863

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta admit, it was a pretty good twist.

@God-gi9iu

2 жыл бұрын

Eeeeeee

@banji7612

2 жыл бұрын

Everytime these people died I was like "wait...why did the MC died so suddenly?"

@lysfranc8782

2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of a book named Madame Bovary. At first you read about 2 ladies who has this name but none of them is the MC and both die. The MC is the third one who has the same name

@user-ei6ff4rx6l

2 жыл бұрын

right!!

I love that they cast Emma Roberts, and everyone just assumes she's gonna be the main char and she's like.. the first to go. I mean, I was disappointed cause I love Emma Roberts but if was a funny move 😂

@therealopaartist

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine going though casting and auditioning, just to get a script that says you get your head blown off in the first ten minutes.

@jackmakila3776

3 жыл бұрын

I love it when movies do that like the shark that kills Samuel Jackson mid heroic speech in deep blue

@strickyboiwonder

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackmakila3776 Or when Samuel L. Jackson and The Rock died in The Other Guys

@s3reaper240

3 жыл бұрын

I am grom croatia

@yourbabytee

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so smart

For the smoking bit, another cool thing you could do is look at the sticker on the bottom of the pack. Legally every pack you buy, there has to be a state sticker on the bottom. This is to help stop people from going to Missouri to buy cartons for $30 and selling them in NYC or CA for $10 a pack. You can even see on the pack it says California

I just love it when Cinema Summary starts off by saying something among the lines of, "Everyone is going to die."

me when I enter adulthood and realize there aren't blood thirsty killers, zombies or even giant daruma dolls lurking behind every corner: YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED

@riveting42

3 жыл бұрын

So sad :(

@cameronjohnson5256

3 жыл бұрын

You never know, watch all Cinema Summary's videos so in a worst case scenario you survive. Better safe than sorry!

@tornadophantom4027

3 жыл бұрын

Well then you're gonna be in a Belko Experiment sooner or later

@DavidMartinez-xu8uk

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe but bloodthirsty killers are too likely to not prepare

@kingdoge8916

3 жыл бұрын

@@asdasdadsv shut it peasant! my government is perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Who else can’t watch any movie without imagining this guy narrating it, critiquing every wrong decision

@SheffKane

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@Little_Compy

3 жыл бұрын

(In his accent) “Lmao look at this loser, he really messed up by not looking at his surroundings or alerting the authority’s before walking into the killers shack”

@LoRenzo-go5mx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Little_Compy tru tru

@wyvron6146

3 жыл бұрын

I just can’t anymore “look at that idiot, why didn’t he alert the authorities authorities? I mean sure he’s a dog, but he can still try”

@Sky07264

3 жыл бұрын

I’m to poor to watch any movie anyway

Hunters: welcome to the Death Game Me: I can tell you that I don't have money. What I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long period of watching Cinema Summary, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Personally, I think the guy they killed by running over his head with the car wouldn't have helped them regardless. He could've easily given misleading information for them to get set up. Plus if the guy in the back did something hasty he could've just floored it and possibly killed or severely injure all three.

I think the blonde girl is the Main character- oh nvm its probably the other guy- oh hes dead its probably the other other other guy- oh okay hes dead

@hepi5984

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was like wut

@kedeyflorenceg.toledo1314

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is actually funny lmao

@sabotaje4174

3 жыл бұрын

After 9 deaths in a movie: ohh.. anyway

@imyourweebbuddy5181

3 жыл бұрын

American movies be like:

@maddy7871

3 жыл бұрын

@@imyourweebbuddy5181 No it’s literally just that movie 😐

Me: "Breathes" Cinema Summerary: "Now that was the worst mistake he has made in his life; I would have breathed in my shirt to avoid any noise coming though my nose. Shirts are actually made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester which is also made for sound proof foam."

@KESTRAL23

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@pocketinfinity6733

3 жыл бұрын

Character: *Exists* Cinema Summary: He just made the biggest mistake in his life, instead of walking at 5mph he should have learnt to fly, laws of society doesnt matter here neither does the laws of physics and gravity.

@tiffxiez

3 жыл бұрын

@@pocketinfinity6733 he wouldve not known what physics existed, so he wouldve flown away

@hamzamalik531

3 жыл бұрын

i love this comment and i love all these replies

@KESTRAL23

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamzamalik531 :)

"What would you do to survive?" Me: Nothing. I already have no will to live anyways

@Ringohulk777

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I love how he puts himself in other people's perspective, even the bad guy's perspective. An absolute mastermind. Not only that, but he's actually inteligent.

"Sir, what was the motive for this double homicide?" "Yo, they didn't call their soft drinks cokes, I had no other option."

@borgorkming8885

3 жыл бұрын

Judge: sound reasonable. Here take this Nobel peace prize.

@orbeezeater

3 жыл бұрын

@OHGAS No. Get out. Get out right now. Politics has no place here, go back to Twitter for that.

@iowsiam492

3 жыл бұрын

@@orbeezeater the film is a political satire about left wing elites hunting poor right wing people. This is the one place where politics is okay

@mikadosannoji553

3 жыл бұрын

@@iowsiam492 to be honest, mr whiskers is a underrated game

@deliriousmusicality8840

3 жыл бұрын

@@orbeezeater also assuming youtube comments isn't as bad as Twitter is very optimistic

Gas station clerk: *Doesn't call a lemonade a coke while in Arkansas* Cinema Summary: "So anyway I start blasting"

@Cr7Lm10skillz

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@davidcaine5622

3 жыл бұрын

Gas station clerk: *just moved from another state* Cinema summary: So anyways I started blasting

@hectornerioiv4069

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidcaine5622 I was thinking that too 😂😂

@Shakiahjprod

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidcaine5622 You got more problems if you moved TO Arkansas

@peskybird4700

3 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it

17:30 Idc if the other weapons give me better speed, hiding, and stealth I’m taking the sword it would make me look cool.

@dulce_dragonesa2966

2 жыл бұрын

I see you have a demon slayer pfp as well lmao

@themudkip5295

2 жыл бұрын

if animes taught me anything its "swords are cool as hell"

@ethntix7196

2 жыл бұрын

@@themudkip5295 agreed

@artist_in_peril8085

2 жыл бұрын

Who needs a gun when you can have a ✨katana✨

@user-vr2nq1yd2o

2 жыл бұрын

🤢🤮

Tbf she deserves to win the hunt💪🏽 she bossed the bosses

This is the most badass, smart and powerful mc I've ever seen she literally doesn't need plot armor plot armor *is* her

@decilence6184

3 жыл бұрын

Loved her , haven't seen an actual good strong female character since alien. Also the face she has of "damn not again" is the best

@MJ-me5qn

3 жыл бұрын

@@decilence6184 tbh most fl just rely on luck😒

@deliriousmusicality8840

3 жыл бұрын

@@MJ-me5qn most do, not this one, cause it seems a lot of people can't write a good female lead to save their lives lol

@MJ-me5qn

3 жыл бұрын

@@deliriousmusicality8840 right?😭

@Engieman909

3 жыл бұрын

@Kenaichi Uchiha eh? How many acts of physical strength did she have to pull off to save herself? She survived due to her own skill.

i love that this movie shows possible main characters and then immediately kills them off People with elaborate jokes refrencing the video: barely 1k likes Me who just said what I liked: 5.1k Wtf?

@justsomeguywithagoatee8337

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best thing. When you know the MC, you know they can't die unless it's some twist. With this you have no idea who lives or dies for a while beyond your guesses by actions or star power (like I guessed Justin Hartley) only to see him blow up like nothing. It was great.

@memo5230

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeguywithagoatee8337 I never seen this movie but you just made me want to watch it .💯

@Jack_OutsideTheBox

3 жыл бұрын

Plot armor? What is that?

@vidar8771

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the first 5 ppl were the mc

@apotato9200

3 жыл бұрын

Yoga pants girl and the guy who tried to save the lady? When the first one died I was like: Maybe this guy was th- oh.

I love how Cinema summary dose videos on how to beat certain horror movies yet the people in the movies won’t be able to access these videos because their in a movie so they wouldn’t be able to survive

At this point, his subscribers and him are ruling the world if there’s a zombie apocalypse

Honestly, I wouldn’t even drink the champagne in case of a protocol of if all hunters die and a survivor gets out. The champagne could be poisoned and I wouldn’t trust anybody or anything until I was back home.

@birb2197

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah considering how smart crystal was, it was extremely dumb of her to drink something as suspicious as this

@keitoucreations2727

3 жыл бұрын

But it could be possible that those people controlling the plane were forced to control the plane otherwise they would have killed her as soon as they realize the final hunter had died

@HowToBeatYT

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree.

@Butcanhebeatgoku

3 жыл бұрын

But since there that rich they were probably pre programmed robots who weren't coded to recognize every hunters face

@joshie3815

3 жыл бұрын

@@birb2197 ahh~ hitler-chan!

I like how they used Emma Roberts as decoy for the main character. It makes sense someone with military background would win this

@blondeandconfused

3 жыл бұрын

and then they used that guy that she was killed right next too as a decoy as wel.]l.

@riaahnwihongi5372

3 жыл бұрын

Aye was thinking that

@erenyeager-lq7ft

3 жыл бұрын

Bbb

@erenyeager-lq7ft

3 жыл бұрын

@Smarty Archie uhm :p?

@HoopsWithGT

2 жыл бұрын

facts i was so confused

cigarettes have a tax stamp. That pack had the California tax stamp. Also, living on the border of Arkansas and regularly going into town there, they don't call everything a coke.

@casualnerd4615

2 жыл бұрын

In addition to that the box was empty. The second you pick that up, as a smoker. You know someone is screwing you hard because of the weight difference.

Me being hunted: *Has mental breakdown* CinemaSummary being hunted: I would cross-reference the weather patterns with the types of coniferous trees, and...

It’s a zombie apocalypse and I managed to gather supplies to survive for months and I find a boat and am on the ocean. Me: *out of relief* splashes my hand through the water. Cinema Summary: “Fatal mistake. That could send a vibration down to the tectonic plates and move them sending a tsunami to the land in which alerts the zombies and makes them swim 4000 kilometres to you and eat you.”

@Zennie860

3 жыл бұрын

Smart

@all.things.encanto9487

3 жыл бұрын

the pure definition of *big brain time*

@nomorechicken3829

3 жыл бұрын

Sailing into the ocean where you have limited supplies and no sea navigation skills is a pretty bad idea to be honest.

@dr_doot

3 жыл бұрын

That would be the best idea(if you have knowledge of the ocean)due to zombies not being able to swim depending on what type the zombies are so, common, and special infected, also the model of the boat and what type of boat

@MrSpikethefirst

3 жыл бұрын

@@nomorechicken3829 It depends on your own knowledge and the resources of the boat. If its a fair sized hybrid sail and gas(or better yet both sail and electric with a battery and solar panels) boat and you have a crew of two to four people and at least one of you has moderate survival skills and at least one has pretty good boating knowledge and you have an electric stove (most fair sized electric boats have one) and a way to fish or trap food you are good for a while

Seems like step 1 to beating any of these death game movies is to immediately recognize you're playing a death game based on very little information.

@polaris5200

3 жыл бұрын

Being incredibly paranoid is the key to survival i guess

@sl4196

3 жыл бұрын

@@polaris5200 paranoidly observant, a paranoid person who got no braveness is useless and only bring the group down by their cowardice and scaredness

@t84t748748t6

3 жыл бұрын

seen enough media to know i would be in a death game at the moment i awake in a place i didnt know biggest problem would be when u start killing and if u could kill

@qwertyasdf4081

2 жыл бұрын

Hindsight is 20/20 I guess. If anyone was actually in this situation I doubt they would think they were in a death game.

@genericprotagonist2842

2 жыл бұрын

Call me paranoid, but I'm a sober man so if I wake up in an unfamiliar place I know that I'm somewhere I don't want to be, and should be prepared for everything.

I always love your videos, i dont have to go through scared when watching movies like this when i can just watch it off ur channel thanks!

I always hear people say that Arkansans call all soda “coke”…I literally don’t know anyone who does that lol. People usually call it “pop” and will say what flavor that want.

@acookie7548

2 жыл бұрын

imagine moving to another state, opening up a mom n pop shop and immediately getting killed by your first customer bc you said "soda" wrong

@happygolucky9776

2 жыл бұрын

@@acookie7548 lol

I’m surprised that she even drank the champagne at the end knowing she’s a smart person it was dumb to just drink out of the bottle without knowing what’s in it.

@AliSquish

2 жыл бұрын

i was expecting some twist like it being poisoned and she dies too

@minorcomet282

2 жыл бұрын

@@AliSquish lmao that would be hilarious imagine her just dropping dead immediately and the movie just cuts to the credits

@kiddokayla7296

2 жыл бұрын

@@AliSquish imagine surviving all this just too die by getting poisoned

@AliSquish

2 жыл бұрын

@@kiddokayla7296 with all the twists in this film and the changing protagonists i was very surprised that didn't happen too haha

@marthamryglod291

2 жыл бұрын

That's the champagne found in the sunken ship mentioned in the beginning on the plane.

*Characters:* _Are political._ *Cinema Summary:* “Not to get political, but these characters doomed themselves from the start.”

@Chromastic

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ujha4915

3 жыл бұрын

Genius comment.

@KESTRAL23

3 жыл бұрын

ha yeah haha hahah

@obinoscopekenobi9450

3 жыл бұрын

E

@octstudios7718

3 жыл бұрын

E

KZread creators are A different breed... there's always someone recommending someone else's channel... shouting out someone else...or scratching someone else's back in some way... it's awesome to see

22:33 you forgot about the final mistake while it is good to let them know your status to them immediately drinking wine they gave to you after you killed their employer

Fun Fact: She was watching Cinema Summary and got addicted to it before she was brought to The Hunt

@Quit-ch2jj

2 жыл бұрын

@AW YANG YET QIN Moe Fun facts are never lies

@isilencexspades0133

2 жыл бұрын

@@Quit-ch2jj Indeed.

@katsuki3811

2 жыл бұрын

@AW YANG YET QIN Moe u missed the joke

@tuuhaanchikpu3684

2 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or do the hunters here wierdly remind me of dreams manhunts

@dreamistaken6096

2 жыл бұрын

@@tuuhaanchikpu3684 Me too

Easy hire cinema summary as your instructor and he'll make sure you survive till the last apocalypse on earth

@cryezxzx8900

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he dies first thing in💀

@pickel7406

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryezxzx8900 oof

@thegreatjohnjohnson4016

3 жыл бұрын

He’s more likely to use you for bait

@thecrtf4953

3 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine he would die immediately and suddenly like Samuel l Jackson in that one shark movie after giving a speech hell make sure we will all survive XD

@stickersharlez6071

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatjohnjohnson4016 yeah, and if he's save you he'll be like "I just made the biggest mistake of my life"

I would love to see this guy in action with all his how to beat these death game videos.

@bertington3181

8 ай бұрын

lol same

I love how much these videos are over thought, even though he's criticizing these people for making bad choices, even though YOU DON'T THINK OF THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION

@ronlynthekingofgames

9 ай бұрын

We know that. The deal is........ panicking doesn't mean just run like a bull into a open field and get killed. Just hiding and wait for some clarity does wonders

Don't interact with the compass girl, because she knows how to survive and will probably use you as bait.

@Maazitung

3 жыл бұрын

About that compass scene... The compass will stop at north-south no matter what so I think she just wanted to know where the north is so that she could navigate easier, not because she wanted to head to the north.

"it's not about size, it's how you use it" damn right

@romant.g.e.2884

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@oZzYzzzZZz

2 жыл бұрын

"It's not about size, it's how you use it" -Cinema Summary 2021 is right

@lasks4407

2 жыл бұрын

Is that supposed to mean 🧠

@shrakizluv5962

2 жыл бұрын

@@lasks4407 yes

@steezymtb4905

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what she said

When the revolver guy next to the fence was being bowed down he should’ve strafed while charging toward the enemy, just like when you try to go in for a melee kill on a blaze

@E1Jproductions

2 жыл бұрын

This isnt minecraft, you still wouldve died

I wonder if Don really was one of them and one of the hunters or if the person on the radio was just trying to trick her into shooting him? I guess it depends on if she knew they were in the bunker or not. They could have put a hunter with them to trick and help track them

6:00 “She’s never touched a gun before, so he carefully teaches her to use it” *guy bends his finger a few times*

@nikz000

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahah I was shitting my pants from the laughter

@karlwebb2588

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason, I laughed. I remember weapons training taking a hell of lot longer. We spent weeks practicing breathing, posture, and aiming our rifles, before we even got to touch a round of ammunition, let alone put the bullet down range. No eye-sight-target alignment, no breathing, no loading, I hope that all my foes have the same level of training.

@if7723

2 жыл бұрын

@@karlwebb2588 To be fair, bending your finger is all the training you need to "use" a gun. The caliber of your use will be quite questionable.

Also the fact that they killed the blonde haired girl is crazy because I really thought she was going to be the main character

@Sky07264

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@toeconsumestoes6961

3 жыл бұрын

And the dude that stepped on the land mine, he looked like a main character aswell

@ZariThorn96

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I got excited when I saw emma roberts lol thought this was "her" movie

@amazingabby25

3 жыл бұрын

That was a pretty genius trick, prob shot her scenes in 4 days max

@88keysperfeel1ng9

3 жыл бұрын

Thats how they get ya

you make those movies scarier then they are. Amazing!

17:54 am I the only one that find this sence funny, I just imagine him saying "hey dude, rough day isn't it"

@toastyeeter

2 жыл бұрын

No

You missed one crucial step - ditch any bright colored clothes that'll give you away. She's highly visible in that bright blue shirt.

@fandomcringebucket

3 жыл бұрын

Not just that, but it's also distinctive. Someone could very easily realize you're the person they're looking for in clothes like that.

@drollfurball2863

2 жыл бұрын

@@fandomcringebucket Plus the orange jumpsuit just screams "Prisoner"

@fandomcringebucket

2 жыл бұрын

@@drollfurball2863 Definitely. Local authorities might mistake you for an actual criminal if you try and approach them in that outfit.

@texasred6814

2 жыл бұрын

@@fandomcringebucket Prisons probably better than whatever the hell this political manhunt is.

@Indiafrfr

2 жыл бұрын

You should make brightly colored things as distractions

There is no such thing as a “plot armor” in this movie and I love it.

@KESTRAL23

3 жыл бұрын

N word you do it on the phone

@hob685

3 жыл бұрын

What about the pig

@sunnyblossoms4844

3 жыл бұрын

@@hob685 the pig gets killed

@cryodragon617

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyblossoms4844 F

@ilija_roki7187

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyblossoms4844 the attack on titan pig tho

I love your channel!! Your the best !

I have watched so many of your videos that the voice in my head is now your voice... SOOOO CALMING

I am never trusting Cinema Summary if we were ever put into a survival situation together.

@mr.z6887

3 жыл бұрын

me too lol, he would sacrevise his fans first

@callmeishmael5742

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.z6887 "you trusted you favorite KZreadr. This might seem helpful, but your favorite KZreadr is cinema summary. This was your first mistake"

@mr.z6887

3 жыл бұрын

@@callmeishmael5742 no, my favourite youtuber is Jackssepiticeye he would have great sniping skillz

@callmeishmael5742

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.z6887 oh

@mr.z6887

3 жыл бұрын

@@callmeishmael5742 and he would shoot cinema summary in the testicels for betraying lol

Me:Blink Cinema Summary:that was his first mistake by blinking he is unable to see anything

@adbon6279

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp... Lmfao good show.

@rei-bc7tv

3 жыл бұрын

Pudding

@talis2513

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, blink your left eye, then the other, blink them alternate, then you can see everything. /j

@okiplaythisgame7910

3 жыл бұрын

“If this was me, i would use objects and hold my eyes open for full sight”

@trHuy.

3 жыл бұрын

Overflow good taste

How tf does Crystal know everything about everything?

@audreymizuhara8322

2 жыл бұрын

she's a us army vet

after binging these vids im practically unstoppable now

The person I have the most sympathy for in this movie is.. the pig, he sacrificed himself for others. RIP little buddy

@Blank-rc2lg

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@gorgorothgirlll

3 жыл бұрын

@Zechariah Pace F

@WQW3808

3 жыл бұрын

@Zechariah Pace F

@nf7560

3 жыл бұрын

Zechariah Pace F

@gorgorothgirlll

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Zhang ngl that’s funny but NO

Imagine dying and the last words you hear are: "Climate change is real"

@lesterthemolester1501

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine dying as a florida man

@Russel.Idrive

3 жыл бұрын

*Anime girls are exist*

@dumitruoproiu

3 жыл бұрын

It free real estate

@yourfriendlyneighborhoodwe4577

3 жыл бұрын

@@Russel.Idrive yes

@kepiblop

3 жыл бұрын

@literally_mega imagine being a mole called lester and is a molester

"Different trees grow in different regions and climates" Minecraft: "That, my friend, is where you're wrong" and im serious, we have a maple tree in our backyard, a pine tree in our front yard, and our next door neighbor has a birch tree in their front yard I'm sure what he said was probably true but I just wanted to share

@morbiusenjoyer2847

2 жыл бұрын

Here in canada pine trees and maple trees are everywhere

@leman.h

2 жыл бұрын

all of those are common in the northern hemisphere. that was the point, to know what hemisphere youre in. for example if they saw palm trees theyd know theyre further south.

Here a year later. Fan of Dead Meat and gotta say a fan here. Cool that you included them in the end of your video.

The worse thing about this movie is that I got confused about who is the main character till crystal came in-

@Elgen127

3 жыл бұрын

Me too when watching this lol

@kyasonkaylor6807

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr i thought the group of people in gas station where the main characters but then they died and than when Crystal shot and killed both of them i was like fuck yes and I was glad she was the main character

@zombisnobrainergamers1136

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyasonkaylor6807 I know like lots of these charters had their Main Character moments then they died till crystal came in

@justsomeguywithagoatee8337

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best thing. When you know the MC, you know they can't die unless it some twist. With this you have no idea who lives or dies for a while beyond your guesses by actions or star power (like I guessed Justin Hartley) only to see him blow up like nothing. It was great.

@jttank5578

3 жыл бұрын

That was the whole point though lmao it was brilliant

Couple: Doesn’t call Fanta Coke Cinema Summary: “so you have chosen death”

@milkshook9497

3 жыл бұрын

You must of chosen death if you didn’t properly name Fanta.

@jwoz8517

3 жыл бұрын

Say coke for all sodas or you get a bullet in your brain!

@JunkyardGod

3 жыл бұрын

Not all sodas are Cokes.

@jwoz8517

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkyardGod but all cokes are sodas

@JunkyardGod

3 жыл бұрын

@@jwoz8517 true hahah

"We can also tell that he's out of shape" The brutal honesty from you is amazing 💀💀

i love this dudes vids ive watched so much of them

"The most important thing to know about your Constitutional Rights... is you shouldn't waste time arguing about them..." Wise words indeed.

@oracle8192

3 жыл бұрын

If and when I form my own personal dictatorship, I will make sure the first amendment to the constitution is "all following amendments shall not be mentioned in any setting outside of a legal one." Well, that would actually be the second amendment, the first amendment would ofc he "Eren Eren is pronounced dictator until death or until his boredom of it"

@cooldude2251

3 жыл бұрын

"especially when someone mistakes the right to own a gun with the right to fucking shoot someone"

@evanextreme6157

3 жыл бұрын

Mmm damn now I think about it He’s right

@Mrmonkey1488

3 жыл бұрын

@@cooldude2251 same i was like bro...where does it say in the constitution that you can kidnap and shoot random people.

@soupsy4606

3 жыл бұрын

@@oracle8192 good luck on your dictatorship

"if you dont remember how you got here, you probably here against your will" people with a Alzheimer: "wait, what did you say"

@oneconfusedboi

3 жыл бұрын

*Alzheimer's

@felypinho020

3 жыл бұрын

@@oneconfusedboi shut up

@workemail6283

2 жыл бұрын

CALL AN AMBULANCE but not for me.... ATTTICAAA!!!!!

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

2 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

@Seismitoad3

2 жыл бұрын

Children not remembering being born: -_-

The girl with blonde hair died at the very beginning from talking to a random guy.Also your stuck in the middle of nowhere and her first thought is to have a conversation with someone she doesn't know 💀

love how when youtubers shout out other youtubers who work on similar stuff but with no prior communication

Me: Doesn’t know anything about nature Cinema Summary: *all humans should know everything about nature, so I would learn from this nature book in the forest*

@cryezxzx8900

3 жыл бұрын

I stay inside my house everyday I am such a loser

@nashad978

3 жыл бұрын

Hi there

@octstudios7718

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlexTonar yes

@obinoscopekenobi9450

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryezxzx8900 Same

@randomkris1767

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryezxzx8900 same

Dont know of this was said but part of the reason she bought the cigarette is so she could look at the stamp on the cigarettes each state has a unique stamp and the name of the state on the bottom... Makes more sense then her knowing each states cigarette prices

@kyle-tg7bi

2 жыл бұрын

literally.. this video is is so unrealistic

@Phantom1165

2 жыл бұрын

she quite literally states in the movie that she knows that Arkansas cigs are not worth almost 10 dollars. She doesnt know the exact pricing but she knows that cigs do not cost that which tips her off.

@beringstraitrailway

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter if she knows how much the tax is in every state. Individual stores can still charge whatever they want before taxes. Plus a store out in the middle of nowhere is more likely to charge higher prices!

@pointblank5554

2 жыл бұрын

Idk if your a smoker but as I said Each state has its own stamp on their cigarettes

@minimushrom

2 жыл бұрын

@@beringstraitrailway In the EU it doesn't work like that. The prices are heavily regulated and most stores make no profit from selling cigarettes. Might be different on the countryside in hungaria, but what do I know.

I LOVE YOUR VIDS

Bro I love content keep it up

🙏 R.I.P Piggy🙏😔 He sacrificed his life for a good cause. Thank you Soldier

@tra.v

3 жыл бұрын

Techn- *_wait waht?_*

@abdi4574

3 жыл бұрын

he was a good one

@_pastaboi2690

3 жыл бұрын

@@abdi4574 yes he was

@bluehoodieguy7568

3 жыл бұрын

ｔｈｅ　ｆｏｒｇｏｔｔｅｎ　ｈｅｒｏ

@abdi4574

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluehoodieguy7568 Master I though u was in the spirit realm

I love how the rifle is dismissed immediately for "agility and stealth" yet that bottom rifle has a sling. Rifles are a helluva lot more accurate than a pistol and that sling would make carrying one very easy. That said, what does concealment matter? They're killing you regardless if you're armed or not lmao

@Mrjohnnymoo1

2 жыл бұрын

Carrying a slung carbine is so much easier than a pistol without a holster. Even then, a pistol without a holster, you'd have to be holding the pistol to run or do anything agility-based without it flying out of your pants. I.E carbine is a better choice.

@sakuranovaryan9261

2 жыл бұрын

Wow u guys seem to have quite some knowledge on guns

@minorcomet282

2 жыл бұрын

@@sakuranovaryan9261 americans

@ascend3622

2 жыл бұрын

About the concealment, my immediate thought was fi they're paying to hunt them then they're gonna use their money to the fullest, meaning that if they spot you and think you haven't got a weapon, they might try to toy with you or torture you giving you the chance to pull out your pistol and game end them. That opinion was instantly changed when I saw the traps, though, killing through traps is no fun and immediately gave me the idea that this game isn't actually a game for fun, but an elaborate set of executions for people picked for some reason. Yes, I am bragging that I got the ''we became what you thought we are'' ending right. This is one of the first times I've guessed a plot twist so I'm basking in it

@SCP_Wandsman13_13

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention how one of the rifles has a scope.

Hi Cinema Summary I Like Your How To Beat Videos👍

Personally I'd go with 1 ar, 1 pistol and the machete. The ar is great for confrontation, but if your in a bad situation and you are forced to drop it, the consealed pistol will be great to take your attacker by surprise, and the knife is great for tools and both for silent kills. Which would avoid being detected.

I love how a normal person would never know this much to survive these horror movies 😂

@damanicampbell9567

3 жыл бұрын

these horror movies usually wont ever happen , or even if it did the guys doing the kidnapping wouldn't be as careless as the ones in the movie.

@TDAWGv1

3 жыл бұрын

@@damanicampbell9567 yeah I'm just saying that none of the people in theses movies would mostly know everything they need to know to survive

@connorseaturtle6354

3 жыл бұрын

@@damanicampbell9567 its theoretical like if it did happen nobody would knoe

@LoLErMan13

3 жыл бұрын

shiiit These movies helped me figure out if I ever wqs 😅 hmm I saw this on TV! oh it works!

@damanicampbell9567

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorseaturtle6354 yeah but if your ass get kidnapped you are likely dead , no one if gonna be playing stupid games like these guys and so carelessly at it too.

“rifles are impossible to conceal” gta games: are u sure bout that?

@jordanharris4854

3 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@Diagloth

3 жыл бұрын

Tanks, on the other hand...

@JohnMkrv

3 жыл бұрын

Minigun:

Hi cinema love your videos

Me and my mom watched this when it first came out and we both thought that some of the traps were kinda weird 😭

I don’t know how people come up with these movies but these videos make me consider my life choices

@Chromastic

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@marianp7432

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@aidenpearce6624

3 жыл бұрын

Why? Did you made someone mad enought to hunt you down or did you sign up for a trip into nowhere you "won" in lottery?

@Walter20697

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlexTonar ikr they prey on your deepest fears

YES!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!

@luckyadstrafer6678

3 жыл бұрын

Hello verified youtuber

@tahfy1615

3 жыл бұрын

Only 1 like on this comment rn waiting for the likes to pile up

@chethaii7884

3 жыл бұрын

brrrrr

@verlonduane6462

3 жыл бұрын

B4 it blows up

@killerqueenisthebeststando4381

3 жыл бұрын

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MADLAD!

I cant listen to any of your advice after you say you'd go for two pistols over the ARs. Handgun rounds are statistically and relatively shit at killing people compared to rifle rounds. Rifle also gives you more capacity and more standoff room.

Why does crystal seem like a soccer mom but badass

“Carefully shows her how to use it” Guy: You hold it and pull the trigger.

@bcwgames1083

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackson Barham indeed

@gannon291

3 жыл бұрын

I once saw a guy ask someone if they knew how to use a pistol, they responded "ya, it's just point and click right?'

@bcwgames1083

3 жыл бұрын

@@gannon291 lol

@Rakerong

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackson Barham I didn't see the movie, but it depends on how much time they had before Rambo came out and start blasting. Not sure there would be enough for a full gun course but I'd definitely show her how to use the safety at least so she doesn't find out she can't shoot the thing.

@bcwgames1083

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rakerong it was a joke :l

0:06 Yall it's okay, the pig did a backflip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

@arksecret

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that's a cool story, I hope it actually happened and you did not made it up

@IzukuMidoriya-em3bn

3 жыл бұрын

@@arksecret he's the 17th hokage, im sure it's not made up

@Andrew-ww6es

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow wow

@fantasyrealm5960

3 жыл бұрын

"That pig is tight" "No, don't say that"

@snickers1236

3 жыл бұрын

This comment made me happy

I watched the last part of the move when I was 10 with my dad. Thanks for the recap of what happened before ^^

13:16 His accuracy to shoot tho, also another body to add to the meat shield

Its understandable to be relieved when you've just killed the main antagonist but that's when put your guard down because you're thinking you're safe and eat a cheese toast from a stranger's kitchen... I'd first take a small piece of bread and feed it to the rabbit outside, and only if it's not dead, then I'll be safe to eat it...

@serentique

2 жыл бұрын

no no, because then the rabbit would die and i would cry

@toastyeeter

2 жыл бұрын

Why would she have been suspicious, Athena was literally making it for herself to eat

@lilyhunter1286

2 жыл бұрын

rabbits cant eat bread so it would have killed it anyway

@jenjohnson3886

2 жыл бұрын

Most rabbits won’t eat bread.

@layanohijazi6947

2 жыл бұрын

@@serentique it’s either you possibly get poisoned or the rabbit

When you are forced into getting hunted and killing many people just because they grabbed the wrong person 😔

@casper6741

3 жыл бұрын

Brings a whole new meaning to "you fuckin with the wrong one" doesn't it?lol

@TemptationsEnd

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... Regardless of it it was the wrong one or the extremely lucky right one, still they have the right to defend themselves lol

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

2 жыл бұрын

"You messed with the wrong guy" but next level

@bruce4139

Жыл бұрын

I hate when that happens ruins my whole day

Been here since 18k💜

"Ok, the most important thing to know about your constitutional rights is that you shouldn't waste time talking about them when you're running for your life."

"You could keep your blood oxygen saturated even at high altitudes by using specialized breathing techniques" *H A M O N*

@UltimateGamer-dc9vf

3 жыл бұрын

JOJO

@linart8555

3 жыл бұрын

@@UltimateGamer-dc9vf GOLDEN WIND!

@bodaciousdoggo8971

3 жыл бұрын

*S P E E D W A G O N*

@colealazzawi4143

3 жыл бұрын

OVERDRIVE

@idontknowimebored77

3 жыл бұрын

*THE SHIT HEAD IS I, DIO*

KZread comments: *makes overused joke Cinema Summary: "And THAT was their biggest mistake."

@zodycoder

3 жыл бұрын

ironic

@okiplaythisgame7910

3 жыл бұрын

“most people make original funny jokes to be funny but this man has just used an overused joke which will give him less likes, making him vulnerable”

I love the dead meat advertisement. you and him are my favorite movie youtubers