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@HowToBeatYT

2 жыл бұрын

Have a damn good day.

@bruhlake

2 жыл бұрын

@@HowToBeatYT u too

@JohnnySins0

2 жыл бұрын

@@HowToBeatYT you too sir

@soham7342

2 жыл бұрын

You to

@ObviousHecker

2 жыл бұрын

U too

Cabin in the woods was way ahead of its time. People didnt like it when it released but now when they look back at it their like "Hey that was actually pretty cool"

@newo-_-3341

2 жыл бұрын

@M E L I S A•® shut up bot

@cartoonhistory353

2 жыл бұрын

way ahead of time it had come out 3yrs late

@sujoywilliam2905

2 жыл бұрын

SCP foundation

@brianking9424

2 жыл бұрын

We showed it at my college and I walked in knowing nothing of the movie. It’s one of my favorite “horror” movies to this day

@Alpha123k5

2 жыл бұрын

This movie was so good with the monster designs

22:30 I think the force field is a dome since the stoner guy wasn't able to see the stars. And in the beginning we saw a bird being fried by the walls. It wouldn't make sense to build walls that high, unless it's a dome. They probably have some flying monsters, so a dome would be necessary. Remember that the monsters must be kept inside as well, not just the victims.

@mrsplays9817

2 жыл бұрын

It could be a box

@transjiro1735

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrsplays9817 or a rectangle

@godmagnus

2 жыл бұрын

You saw what he saw. It was flat. Just like the Earth.

@nickyblue4866

2 жыл бұрын

It could be a decahedron

@flaviomonteiro1414

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickyblue4866 My bet it's a Tesseract

Marty was such a great character. Pulled that "clever stoner" role so well.

I saw this movie at a midnight premiere. Only 5 people were there including myself. We had a blast and even wound up moving to all sit together. I’ve never had more fun watching a movie at the theaters.

@Pranjalchoudhary100

Ай бұрын

Even sounds cool. Must have been a great experience.

“If you’ve seen any horror movie ever, reading something in Latin is going to seriously ruin your day.” Of all the languages he could’ve spoke, he chose to speak facts.

@losgaga9186

2 жыл бұрын

master

@darkk9930

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@David-wi5vh

2 жыл бұрын

bro is on 24 7

@mr.watertap5676

2 жыл бұрын

dude just stop

@kailaphan

2 жыл бұрын

Hey

This is pretty much almost the same as “How to Survive the SCP Foundation” You can survive, but the world’s fate is in your hands at the same time

@Blue347boi

2 жыл бұрын

@M E L I S A•® E E E E E E E E W W W W W W W W

@donutlovingwerewolf8837

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow i realized how similar this is to SCP

@eeee8489

2 жыл бұрын

Also u can't survive the scp foundation

@donutlovingwerewolf8837

2 жыл бұрын

@@eeee8489 Isn't that's what the Foundation is for?

@PlaceHolder994

2 жыл бұрын

@@eeee8489 you can, but not in the long run.

Fun fact, Marty's actor was so jacked during film that the wardrobing department had to cover him in layers of clothing.

I like how instead of sacrificing himself with the possibility of his friend surviving, he chooses to not only die anyway, but also kill his friend, as well as the entire human race with it.

@tyrant-den884

Жыл бұрын

greatest horror movie monster of all time.

@tennosake320

Жыл бұрын

You acting like you woulda kys in that situation 😂

@Undrconst

Жыл бұрын

@@tennosake320 huh?

@duletnolet

Жыл бұрын

​@@tennosake320 I would

@lucaswilson2829

10 ай бұрын

Isekai Servers: Why are we lagging?

This is such a crazy idea for a horror movie, and the fact that the murderers were right in this situation is just so unique.

@newo-_-3341

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandomVids96233 nani?

@soniclid1

2 жыл бұрын

@@newo-_-3341 なんでしてるの

@arkauthor

2 жыл бұрын

I always assume it would be a cool TV series, every week is a new monster and new people trying to fight for survival.

@chekaweedie

2 жыл бұрын

@@arkauthor I really would pay for watching that

@sra4555

2 жыл бұрын

@@soniclid1 なんでもない

So basically, to survive this just dont go on a shabby looking cabin that is secretly a high tech thingy

@TapTapClick

2 жыл бұрын

Just stay at home.

@newo-_-3341

2 жыл бұрын

@@TapTapClick or just go to a creepy cabin and touch some old stuff to trigger a trap and get most of your friends killed

@qoque2737

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who didn't go on a shabby looking cabin that is secretly a high tech thingy, I can confirm

@y.u.i.i4965

2 жыл бұрын

@@poccahonta5622 wtf eww

@Jkms_l

2 жыл бұрын

Also if you do be stupid enough to go slap or kill anyone who tries to read the sentence

Him: If you were trapped in a real life horror movie and hunted down by a family of zombies What would you do? Me: die

@danilopantelic2957

2 жыл бұрын

Me:not even survive and lol i go oof

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

I've always wondered how the company dealt with damage control, specifically herding the monsters back into the cells after the event was done in the past. Some of them aren't of this world (e.g, the ghasts) and would need some critical thinking. Vacuum cleaner? Tranquilizers? Make a trail of candy leading to a box propped up by a stick on a string?

@fluffybum204

2 жыл бұрын

I would imagine tranquilizers for the physical creatures and in unsure about the ghost I'm more curious as to where they got the monsters from? Did the gods give them to them as tools? Maybe that's how they herd them as while they are fueled by bloodlust what if they only are bloodlusted when the gods desire a ritual meaning that when the gods were finished the monsters go docile and in a like Completely unaware state and just stand there oblivious to everything

@patricklyons794

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluffybum204 Probably a combination of magic and science.

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

@donpatterson1188

2 жыл бұрын

Candy path to box propped by a stick and string seems most likely

@DiddyBohlen

2 жыл бұрын

Probably some sort of magic. We know that it can summon monsters so it probably allows you to control them with some chant.

Man seriously figured out how long the drive was using shadows. Absolute legend 🔥

@jtg1972

2 жыл бұрын

Kind of shows how dumb humans are. We are the sole species that has made the world overly-complicated due to our own "evolved nature".

@cpfaclan3681

2 жыл бұрын

@@jtg1972 this is the most unnecessary and contradicting comment I've seen someone make in a long time.

@strasseristsgaming3995

2 жыл бұрын

@@jtg1972 ok mr reddit intellectual

@jtg1972

2 жыл бұрын

@@cpfaclan3681 what's contradictory about it?

@jtg1972

2 жыл бұрын

@@cpfaclan3681 and for the record, EVERY comment on KZread is essentially unnecessary!🤣

Cabin in the Woods could've been an amazing anthology where every episode is a different monster and the final episode being the events of the movie.

@britniemichel2585

2 жыл бұрын

Fr!!!

@finsk1659

2 жыл бұрын

IMO That would be cool for like 3 or 5 ep cus if they make it to 2 seasons or something it would just be lame and get repetitive just the same with Final Destination series

@phantomdoubt

2 жыл бұрын

Adult Goosebumps.

@coffeewithextrasuga1017

2 жыл бұрын

@@finsk1659 the setting doesn't need to be in a cabin, and each episode doesn't need to portray a different monster , they could make 2-3-4 episodes on each group, maybe focus more on the operation down in the basement, even explore other regions and countries... It would definitely make a good show.

@toastedprocastinator

2 жыл бұрын

true...

5:21 thor really said it must’ve been the wind

I love stories where the antag(s) are technically in the right when doing horrible stuff, but spite (or selfishness, i guess) drives the protag(s) to defy them and screw everyone over rather than be an involuntary sacrifice or something like that.

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

@ShadeSlayer1911

2 жыл бұрын

Weird how you think that them trying to not die and wanting to save their friends is selfish or spiteful. You wouldn't happen to be a psychopath, would you? Cuz the way you chose to describe this movie seriously gives off psychopath vibes to me. It's almost like you want to find justification for gruesome murder, especially with how you say you love these sorts of stories. In other words, you say you love these stories where gruesome murder of innocent people is justified. This foundation isn't the good guys, no matter how you slice it. Sure, they were trying to save the world, but they used the "ends justify the means," which is a textbook villain philosophy. And don't think that there couldn't have been other more moral ways to go about saving the world. Humans are a crafty bunch, and there are often way more solutions to a problem than what is presented at first. Even something as simple as being truthful about the evil gods and accepting volunteers to be sacrificed would make this so much better. History shows that there are more than enough people with the self-sacrificial trait to make this work. How difficult would it have been to make a religion out of it to ensure a lot of volunteers? It wouldn't be the most moral way of it, but it's a lot better than what they ended up with. This foundation had other options for sure, but they chose the route of deceit and torture. This makes them the villains, period. And the fact that you think they're in the right might make you a villain too, or at least a potential one.

@thissiteisaids

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShadeSlayer1911 ok

@maca76

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShadeSlayer1911 Dude, the first guy is playing by the movie rules, is it selfish to kill all humanity because you don't want to die alone? I'd say yes, Marty was going to die anyway so why not die while saving his friend and the rest of the world? selfishness/spite. The foundation was in the right because they were saving the whole world. You dont need to be a psychopath to believe that, its actually a pretty hard moral dilema to chose to kill few people to save a lot and theres no right answer, havent you heard of the Trolley Problem? Also the movie explains pretty well why sacrifices wouldnt work, if they dont chose stupid options they cant be punished, the ancient gods wouldnt be entertained by morally right people dying. This whole movie is a satire of thriller movies and the gods are the audience, the audience is not satisfied by people chosing the right path, i wouldnt like watching a movie where 5 good guys get killed to save the world without any accion scene or plot.

@ShadeSlayer1911

2 жыл бұрын

@@maca76 The ends don't justify the means. That reasoning is wrong because it can be used to excuse and justify a lot of terrible things. And I love how you just accept at face value that the foundation here is just telling the whole truth. They've already been keeping a secret for all this time. What makes you think for a moment that anything they said was true? It's likely they presented a false dichotomy: You die, or we all die. The true situation, as it almost always is in reality, is likely far more complicated than that. But they present this much simpler choice, probably to justify their own existence as well as give themselves excuses to be sadistic villains. For all we know, these ancient gods are actually able to be destroyed with modern military might. We know so little about what the actual situation is in this world, because most of it is told by the VERY unreliable foundation. But I think people like you accept what the untrustworthy foundation says without question because you WANT to believe it. You WANT to believe that the choice and situation is really this simple. You WANT to believe that these horrific acts of violence upon innocent people are justified. And THAT might tell us more about yourself than the movie. "The ends justify the means." "It's for the greater good." "Why won't you just die?" All things spoken by tyrants, dictators, and all manner of horrendous real life villains. They weren't the only people to utter these sentiments, and they won't be the last.

I always wanted to see a sequel to this movie where you have different characters in a Mad Max kind of world full of horror movie villains.

@newo-_-3341

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@syolyte

2 жыл бұрын

This was an, everybody dies ending.

@RandomStuff-cy5qi

2 жыл бұрын

But the earth was destroyed...

@brianking9424

2 жыл бұрын

A sequel as in a prequel 😂

@senju31

2 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeees

"Going on vacation with the god of thunder bound to be an epic weekend" Facts. Just facts

@marybonner7432

2 жыл бұрын

What else can we expect from the man who played Party Thor?

@lightningrain3114

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he wouldnt like you

@maxboiiyeeet1041

2 жыл бұрын

@@nifa7231 🔫😐 I will send you to jesus

@handleisntfkinavailable

2 жыл бұрын

Well, thor just crashed into an invisible wall, so..

@awesometails8743

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxboiiyeeet1041 that's bot

i like how you went with the storyline without spoiling the twist ahead of time for a 12 year old movie :)

So much in this movie that isn’t show here and it’s a MUST SEE if you haven’t watched it already. The whole segment where the monsters are freed is amazing to watch. So much that wasn’t covered on here so if you have yet to watch it y’all should do it immediately !

@Arizona_lilly

Жыл бұрын

All the monsters part was strange

I always appreciated the throw away line “I don’t think he even has a cousin” just showing how manipulated they were into going to that cabin.

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

@Fafuchess

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773 bested once again 😂

@littlesam6280

Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ loves you please repent and forgive

@fatherpretendo

10 ай бұрын

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773 nice

I don't know what's more terrifying about cinema summary, his intellect or the fact that he's willing to sacrifice someone without a second thought

@yunogasai3350

2 жыл бұрын

I'd argue talking about sacrificing someone as a good strategy and actually doing it would be very different. More akin to "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."

@teatimedtm2879

2 жыл бұрын

Meat shield 😩

@rayburks7059

2 жыл бұрын

Saying it and doing it are 2 different things most people arent sociopaths the guilt would kick your behind and you wouldn't be able to jus kill another human

@tofattofly1

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly its one thing to react to something in hindsight, in reality he would be just the screwed as evryone else

@zackABlmao

2 жыл бұрын

We got two bots in one reply at the same hour

My fav horror/thriller film!! I love how much in common it has with the SCP franchise! I also love how you transition into your sponsors in every video :) very entertaining

They should made a sequel, I'm kinda curious what happened after the ancient ones awaken

"And that's 7.9 Billion down with no more to go" Holy shit that fucking killed me, this guy should be a script writer for a movie.

@banzonplayz1136

2 жыл бұрын

he does not care *being enthusiastic*

@HyunaxLuka

2 жыл бұрын

That's a good looking 99 there you dont mind if I ruined it ay?

@AkiisuNatsu

2 жыл бұрын

@@HyunaxLuka wut

@HyunaxLuka

2 жыл бұрын

@@AkiisuNatsu lmao I was so cringe at the "ay

@AkiisuNatsu

2 жыл бұрын

@@HyunaxLuka oh. Uhhhhhhhhhhh im just gonna go

Person: “breaths” Cinema summary: That was his biggest mistake.

@Nobody-jg3xk

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda overused but still true

@Nobody-jg3xk

2 жыл бұрын

@@poccahonta5622 and also hell is the place for you

@bagman123ABC

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nobody-jg3xk isn't that true

@NathanJamesJerritze

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nobody-jg3xk what a fact

@yourfellowcrow

2 жыл бұрын

nah bro they blink and then it was the biggest mistake

I wish there would be a survival horror movie Titled "The Meat" so he can make a video titled "How to beat The Meat"

@havok3212

Жыл бұрын

Haven't u commented this on a different video

The part in Cabin in the Woods where the unicorn stabbed one of the scientists with a horn looks like it came straight out of _Amazing World of Gumball_ if it's Rated M.

@HeyLookItsBruno

2 жыл бұрын

Unicorns only became girly in recent times. In mythology they did that all the time. It was kinda their schtick.

You should do a "how to survive" from the staff's POV, as all the monsters are let loose

@lucaszvala2444

2 жыл бұрын

If he already have to blur and put certain parts on black and white because of the blood. A staff POV vídeo would basically be: A) just a complete blur screen Or B) a black and white video Would be cool though

@Player-re9mo

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone is going to be crushed by the ancient ones in the end. Survival is pointless. Maybe look for a quick death?

@transjiro1735

2 жыл бұрын

@@Player-re9mo maybe kill the guy that was supposed to die

@life_is_a_myth

2 жыл бұрын

@@transjiro1735 true

@glasletter3111

2 жыл бұрын

I would've thought on one for them to manage the ritual better or something, not so much post release.

HER WIG FLEW LMAO 6:32

It’s such a smooth intro to the Sponsor

At this point I think I know how to survive pretty much anything by watching Cinema summary

@gail4914

2 жыл бұрын

fax

@newo-_-3341

2 жыл бұрын

@@gail4914 do we know da way doe?

@cansolourfavverse

2 жыл бұрын

@Muscleman8562 Literally no one cares

@nmartinez18

2 жыл бұрын

"And that was his biggest mistake." XP

@zorro2441

2 жыл бұрын

Do you wanna play a game?

I like how this movie was actually a surprisingly deep social commentary while also being a complete meme

@tucosalamanca5818

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773 shut up bot

@jesuschrist9595

Жыл бұрын

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773 no, go away, I know your plans. I know your secrets. I know your Rick rolling capabilities.

@cate01a

Жыл бұрын

hows it a social commentray

@thefourthhorsemanwithornam9314

Жыл бұрын

@@cate01a it was made to make fun of the stereotypical horror movies. The entire plot is just a joke. It’s like scary movie but slightly more serious.

@stihackaktoranestiha1732

Жыл бұрын

@@jesuschrist9595 Oh my Gosh, you know something's up when Jesus Christ replies.

I remember asking Cinema to do this movie at least over 4 months ago. This movie is such a good movie, and with Cinema covering it, it's even better.

"7.9 billion down and no more to go." Priceless!

I thought cabin in the woods would have been a chessy take on horror movies but I ended up liking it in the end LOL

@newo-_-3341

2 жыл бұрын

@M E L I S A•® shut up

I am always surprised that people are so stupid when fighting zombies. At least this movie has a reason for why they are acting stupid. Yeah, we all know the "Hit them in the head" thing to kill them. But you shouldn't just aim for the head. Aim for kneecaps and ankles. Zombies might still come after you, but without fuctioning joints, they can only crawl after you. And a crawling zombie is much less dangerous. They might be living corpses, but biomechanics still apply to them.

@bendikok6619

2 жыл бұрын

Fear is a hell of a drug. Garuntee you wouldn't be thinking remotely logical if fucking zombies attacked you. You'd be reduced to your primal instincts and act like an idiot too

@ares3205

2 жыл бұрын

Even better, take all their limbs off. They cant get you if they can't do more then wiggle on the floor. Also not everyone reacts the same way when affected by fear, hell some may not even care.

@demartin975

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@BuetifullPersun

2 жыл бұрын

@@bendikok6619 nah, these characters are just straight up room temperature IQ LOL

@jhsmut8482

2 жыл бұрын

@@ares3205 "It's only a flesh wound!"

1:52 really cracks me up 😂

If you think about it, this is a case where you wouln't survive no matter what you do, with the whole elder god thing. Your damned if you do, your damned if you don't

"There is nothing you can do to stop it." "Hey, guys. I don´t want to travel to a nearly abbandond house in a completly secluded forest in the middle of nowhere with the *only* entry/exit beeing a long narrow tunel." The End. But seriously. I get they are manipulated to literaly be stereotypes, but why isn´t a single groupmember smart enough to denie the trip in the first place. The blond was already dumbed down through her hair-dye, but the rest were still themself befor going on the trip.

@ThatLaggyNoob

2 жыл бұрын

"Why was a long tunnel dug out specifically to access this one cabin?" "Oh ya, that does seem weird and sketchy. Probably a cartel torture site or something, let's avoid it."

@capybara901

2 жыл бұрын

Also, the redhead wasn't even a virgin. So, even if Marty sacrificed himself, the ancient ones would've awoken.

@lordvika2526

2 жыл бұрын

@@capybara901 no they said they qork with what they got. Meaning that just because she wasn't an actual Virgin she would still count. Remember the old ones didn't get mad until they claimed that the stoner was killed when he was still alive

@veritas5089

2 жыл бұрын

People here really never have heard of cabins or forests. Private land is a thing, lol, and some of it will inevitably be in relatively uninhabited areas. If you are so concerned you're going to be murdered just because you're in a secluded area that you would avoid a summer holiday with your friends whom you trust, I am rather curious as to what life you've lived up to this point lol.

@lordvika2526

2 жыл бұрын

@@nem0meimpunel8cessit they all were. The hair dye, the weed, etc. Each of them were being preped from the second they were chosen

If only Chris Hemsworth had brought Stormbreaker, they would not be in this situation

@WoahItsWoozy

2 жыл бұрын

But would he have gone for the head?

@RanMouri82

2 жыл бұрын

Or Jesse Williams went through time to bring his android powers.

@ISkinFlamingos

2 жыл бұрын

Shoulda brought bruce.

@mee2556

2 жыл бұрын

the only comment that actually have a useful advice, you are a smart guy

I love this movie so much, it was such a refreshing and fun take the first time watching it not knowing the twists

This movie is still so underrated, and contains an INCREDIBLE cast.

I love how there is alot of monsters and the movie covers them in the television.They have different ways to die and it's a good background thing for me

@noosaibazahrah1318

2 жыл бұрын

Wait there's a TV show??

@papasweed.dispenseria5977

2 жыл бұрын

@@noosaibazahrah1318 no like the television in the movie, there's a scene where a tv just goes thru all the .monsters they have and pretty much everything in that tv is all practical effects

@harmonia7841

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's the good part for me, the fact that whatever they chose would become their own deaths

"Boy, that escalated quickly" as a horror movie.

10:24 depends on where you're from. 64f is great weather where I live.

Ive watched this a lot of times as a kid on the tv, though confused, it actually got me invested but terrified at the same time

One of the few movies where every mistake, minus everything after the elevator discovery, is justified. Hard to actually plan around your immediate situation when you're drugged with pheromones to have you not think straight.

@PointTheorist

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

@m.s2829

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773 I didn't click i stay strong this time.

@angelshopeless

2 жыл бұрын

@@m.s2829 good job, i didnt either but still

@mistwolf

2 жыл бұрын

Late, but it is worth noting we don't know how long the drugs will stay active in their systems. Given their exposure over hours, maybe more if they were dosed in other ways before even arriving, it is entirely likely it would take days or weeks to truly recover.

I think we all remember the ending scene being dubbed over with all kinds of songs, especially best day ever

@terrancepatton5881

2 жыл бұрын

That is what I was thinking I remember that ending from the best day ever song everyone dies a painful death

@drinksommilkboi9870

2 жыл бұрын

I always loved watching videos like that

10:55 hahahahha A+ reference my friend!!!

1:53 “The god of thunder” Lol good someone remembers him..

This movie can literally explain every single horror monster movie ever.

@Melissa-rv1fl

2 жыл бұрын

The movie was supposed to echo that. That as the Audience we are the Antient Ones they have to please with a good show. Hence the archetypes and tropes.

@spicyfriedfries

2 жыл бұрын

@@Melissa-rv1fl the fact that this movie didn't do good when it first came out makes that so much better

@darndangit4491

2 жыл бұрын

Except evil dead 2

@toastedprocastinator

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicyfriedfries LMAO

@toastedprocastinator

2 жыл бұрын

@@Melissa-rv1fl ayo

“We gotta stick together” that’s like THE SMARTEST thing anyone in ANY horror movie has ever said in existence Edit: Hi! Thanks everyone for all the likes on my comment! Means a lot!!

@Stephanie-cl4fu

2 жыл бұрын

We were THIS close to actually getting it in a horror movie, too!

@castbet9183

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stephanie-cl4fu Yeah but in the kids defense they were really getting stoned

@jisoosfavdiorbag5833

2 жыл бұрын

IKR LIKE BRO

@castbet9183

2 жыл бұрын

@@jisoosfavdiorbag5833 But points to the kids actually suggesting sticking together. That phrase alone says you’re smarter than most horror film characters

@QnzColdest

2 жыл бұрын

@@castbet9183 they split up because the people controlling everything sprayed them with some chemical that made them want to split up. Which doesn’t really make sense but they didn’t willingly split up.

I wonder if anyone in that facility ever thought of a contingency plan in case any monster escaped. I mean they knew what they had locked up in there enough to make bets about it and even have a button to release everything in there. So it would make sense for anyone in there to ask themselves "what if all the monsters escaped?" and have teams ready to handle the monsters and not just send a regular swat team with regular guns against Giant snakes, demon bugs, killer clowns, pinhead's brother, you name it, it was there and they just prepared a button to let them all go but not to protect themselves from them

@TherealSoggyCan

5 ай бұрын

Thats why we have the SCP people

i imagine in ten years time some horror enthusiast is gonna go so meta and have the cabin in the woods as one of the influences.

I wish they made a part two of this movie I loved it it's a shame ended

At first I was wondering "Huh, now why is Marty a fool?" Then I saw the ending and was all like "Oh, that's why."

@AbstractTraitorHero

2 жыл бұрын

The fool gives wisdom, the fool is brave, the fool is a wildcard and Marty chooses to die hard

@OmniscientWanderer

2 жыл бұрын

@@AbstractTraitorHero out of topic but I need holy water from what you just said-

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

@ketchupdan984

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773 ok we won't

@greentoasterfish7772

2 жыл бұрын

Marty being the smartest horror movie character because he smoked the wrong pot of weed:

I like every time you say Okay to show what you would rather do.

*Horror movie protagonist* : is born. *This guy* : And that was his biggest mistake. If i was him i would use the mother who is tired from giving birth as a meatshield to survive.

Imagine this guy giving a survival class

@braziliankermit9975

2 жыл бұрын

@Muscleman8562 interesting

@newo-_-3341

2 жыл бұрын

I think millions will try to get in it

@lost_spacebunny2769

2 жыл бұрын

I would definitely sign up, but remember that it's cinema summary, and he's willing to turn us into meatshields and sacrifice us, it's likely that he's not going to teach us everything, but rather, lead us straight into a death trap

@deepakthaithara5018

2 жыл бұрын

Many bots are here

@braziliankermit9975

2 жыл бұрын

@@lost_spacebunny2769 we could do that too, remember that even though he’s Cinema Summary, he would be outnumbered if he tried.

Im glad that you allow us to download this videos for offline use

Your work on all videos is beyond super amazing !! Every time I laugh ! Keep going

An issue with the lantern fire idea, you seem to have forgotten about the pheromones, the moment you walk into the cabin to get the lantern, you're done for as they get their hooks I to you again. Rather leaving the "playable area" as fast as possible would be better as once you're out they've got much less of a stranglehold on your decision making, and you'll be able to better deal with any worse problems you come across. Jumping into the elevator was a risky plan but it was better than staying in an environment entirely controlled and trapped by your enemy. (we also see that the pheromone traps aren't only in the cabin but are in various parts of the woods, and even the moonlight in the area is controlled by them.) Blocking the elevator would sound nice, until you realize they have monster who would have to make their entrance from water, like.the mermen, meaning there has to be multiple different entryways, for monsters and people.

@snow_inc

2 жыл бұрын

I do think that the 'pheromones mind control' type shit would only work on certain people. Like 'idiots'. Also, YOU have to remember that it is just a movie and certain things will automatically happen just because of the word 'plot'.

@Player-re9mo

2 жыл бұрын

Burning the cabin also wouldn't work because the exterior structure is a dome. The facility contains flying monsters and they would escape if it were not for a dome.

@szrsplaythroughs

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair though, this guys videos are always based on how best to survive with the knowledge that the characters have and not the knowledge that the audience has. The characters dont learn about any other creatures until they've already entered the facility. So burning the cabin down was the best idea they could have come up with as characters, its just that we as an audience know it would have been futile. Also i dont think its a dome. There would need to be some level of curvature for it to be a dome. Maybe its 4 walls and a roof. Or maybe there is no roof and they have another way of controlling the flying creatures and stopping them from fleeing. Either way i dont think its a dome.

@MR-ce4wy

2 жыл бұрын

In the movie it is said that, that one dude is drugged which is why the pheromones wouldn't work on him

@szrsplaythroughs

2 жыл бұрын

@@MR-ce4wy yea i remember that line "whatever hes smoking is making him immune" XD best line in the movie XD

Your transition to the sponsorship are always so smooth,and it's amazing

@NathanJamesJerritze

2 жыл бұрын

@M E L I S A•® would you like to go to hell? dont spam

@JordanOnlyJordan3524

2 жыл бұрын

Why do the first reply up to me has a onlyfans that took pictures from google

@_charlie1722

2 жыл бұрын

Ayo your 69 likes look kinda sus

@ok-qw9ys

2 жыл бұрын

For me, it distracts from the content and breaks it's integrity. Just read the message and move on, no need the muddy the content.

Love the movie on a total different level

Absolute legend. Incredible videos.

„How to beat Moriartys Game in BBCs Sherlock „the Great Game“ without being Sherlock Holmes“

@akali380

2 жыл бұрын

No one can XD

i like how he said "So that's 7.9Billion down, with no more to go" without laughing.

I can’t believe I missed this upload this is my favorite movie

"that's 7.8Billion down, with no more to go." my favorite line in all of the videos I've watched so far

I'd love a video game of this movie where you play as the facility staff, manipulating characters into being part of a horror movie. Each level has smarter people, and you have control of events. Could be fun.

@jadagriffith3447

2 жыл бұрын

This is a good idea!

@MaxSchmidGame

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not the same, but your comment reminds me a bit of Dead by Daylight. Same concept, killers and monsters kill survivors to appease immortal gods.

@oliverpohlproductions8291

2 жыл бұрын

@Kylee McKenzie Battle Zombie Apocalypse, Extreme violence, and Life tragedies mod in a nutshell.

@helloneighbour2408

2 жыл бұрын

@@MaxSchmidGame dead by daylight is so bad. A survivor is always doing the same exact thing. Generators, freeing yourself from pikes, running. Every game is the same

@galaxyriderx51

2 жыл бұрын

You meant The Sims ???

one of my favourite films of all time, so happy to see a "How to beat" episode on it!

@catastrophiccarrots5626

2 жыл бұрын

@@error_the_crow true

gotta love these videos

don't know why but Dude ur videos are pretty addictive

can anyone agree even knowing it was coming watching chris hemsworths character confidently motocross into that barrier was hilarious?

@nawaerbg1984

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry they have god of thunder

@harmonia7841

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh the first time I watched it I was shocked lol

@jaimereupert4247

2 жыл бұрын

If you're paying attention, when they're driving the rv to the cabin, on the way a bird flies right into the border, so as the viewer, they subtly gave it away. Also he forgot to mention that "Marty" turned out to be the virgin not the fool.

@wugglesx

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaimereupert4247 yup that's why i made sure to put the "knowing it was coming" part. watched it with 3 other people only my sister didnt notice the bird everyone was literally like HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT?!!? lol. i liked that subtle nod to marty they essentially could have won but being set in "how things have to be done" burns them hard. i think one spot they messed up a little though was having the characters personalities change so fast. instead of seeing how different they end up we get told about qualities they have but we hardly see lol. if that makes sense. . thank you for adding that though i didn't think about explaining further or adding in the potential twist about marty.

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

Going into a basement is the last resort. Always have an escape route.

this is hands down one of my favorite movies

There are a ton of homages to evil dead that I never noticed before

imagine a video game of this. you have a cabin and a forest around it, and a basement full of objects that'll awaken different enemies depending on your choice. the goal would be to figure out how to defeat each of them. it could be pretty awesome if done correctly

@AbstractTraitorHero

2 жыл бұрын

I more imagine the game would be playing as facility members trying to get these nerds sacrificed.

@darkprincette

2 жыл бұрын

@@AbstractTraitorHero yoooo that would be so cool!

@somedragonbastard

Жыл бұрын

@@AbstractTraitorHero or if you play as the survivors maybe your stats get lower as time goes on to reflect the drugging, so early planning and preparation becomes the most importsnt part to cope with the increasing difficulty

@samuellaakso7012

Жыл бұрын

Cabin in the Woods leaves you with wanting more so badly it's almost cruel.

100% on of my fav movies. Not only does it manage to be original while mocking standard horror movie tropes, but it also creates a horror movie atmosphere that i find a lot of newer horror movies fail at doing

The twist at the end… watching this I could have never guessed it

I love how the zombie just stands by the door and is like "oh, here, have this." instead of running in and attacking like a typical zombie. Probably because of the dark magic inside them that the curse they spoke grants them some level or sub-level of intelligence? Not enough intelligence, probably just slasher level, but still more than a normal zombie.

"The girl runs in to save him and pulls him down to the floor, leaving the zombie hanging halfway through the door." Damn cinema summary got some bars

Everyone should have followed Marty's paranoid lead. It's explained by the writers that Marty had a "special stash" of pot that nobody could find, and that includes The Organization. They didn't manage to spike _that_ specific stash, and that was what Marty had been smoking since he rolled up with his coffee bong. It's why he manage to stay so clear-headed through the entire experience despite being the resident stoner. If they'd all been as paranoid - or, realistically, aware that governments can't generally be trusted and that you should ALWAYS have a Secret Stash™️ somewhere of the essentials - they would have had a better chance of surviving. Or if they'd all listened to Marty. Or if Marty, who was unaffected by the toxins planted by The Organization, had thought for even two seconds and asked Curt what fuckin cousin he could POSSIBLY be talking about, because at the end of the movie he realizes Curt has never once mentioned a cousin prior to this trip. This is all kind of unrealistic for believability reasons, but that's really the best chance they would've had. I think it would be MORE interesting to critique The Organization (and maybe their Japan branch, too, since we _do_ see enough of that to piece things together, I think) and talk about how _they_ could've beaten _Cabin in the Woods._ Cos remember: if you believe - as I imagine a majority of people do - that it is morally imperative that you closely follow the phrase, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few," (with "needs" also including/meaning "lives") in theory and practice, then The Organization are actually the good guys. If they lose, we ALL lose (as shown at the end). Technically, victims of the American rituals (Survivor Rules are never touched on for the other countries) actually *cannot* beat these trials except for The Virgin, sometimes. Otherwise the gods get mad and throw a tantrum that means _everybody dies._ The Organization made plenty of mistakes. Hubris is the theme here. I can think of a few ways they fucked up besides that whole "secret stash" situation. 😏 I would love to see you do a part two to this with all that in mind! But only if you think it'd be enjoyable to work on.

@galkiin

2 жыл бұрын

ahh ye sure

@tamurayui3672

2 жыл бұрын

Tldr

@teghjatt2740

2 жыл бұрын

man wrote a full essay

@ibraheemshuaib8954

2 жыл бұрын

biggest mistake: Instal a button which literally frees all the monsters, and then put that button behind almost zero security

@emiliosalazar451

2 жыл бұрын

Im not reading that but cool

ad plug was such a smooth transition, props

Dude, he's clean with his sponsors, how tf does he do it, i was convinced the video was still going then BAM sponsor

Person: walk Cinema: This is the most dumbest move that you could have pulled off

@exi_dudi2037

2 жыл бұрын

Please.. just stop. I wish the comment section would finally do original comments again and not just " cinema summary is smart/survival expert/sociopath or " cinema summary everytime a person blink: " comments. It really gets annoying. I got it after the 30th time okay?

@January1983_1

2 жыл бұрын

@@exi_dudi2037 too true

@exi_dudi2037

2 жыл бұрын

@Osten Ost both comments over me

@hatake1990

2 жыл бұрын

Woke

I’d probably just end up accepting fate and just dying.

@penguinlaurent

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I just don't have the will to live like that!

@jacksonbrown7754

2 жыл бұрын

@@penguinlaurent If this actually happened in real life, I would know I had no chance of surviving

@aurora.lis956

2 жыл бұрын

honestly, yeah. i’d just lie down and let death claim me

@lyle_marie_ceniza

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@aussie9580

2 жыл бұрын

I'd just kill myself, Im too weak irl to even fight off those creatures, let along have the mental state to survive through it

Smoothest ad insertion ever.

This was a amazing film and I loved how they made a unicorn killers

At first I was really impressed with Cinema Summary's breakdowns and strategies. Now what astonishes me is the absolute ease of transitioning into the sponsor segments, soon I'll just think they're part of the movie explanation and I'm here for it.

@PointTheorist

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr.

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

I am confident on surviving any difficult shit, because I watch Cinema Summary!!

This movie was one of my childhood movies and I forgot what it was called and I found it here I’m so glad I watch the mis channel

Monster squad call back! Nice!

You can beat anything with Cinema Summary. Except when you hear his voice. When you aren't watching a video.

@fletcher1477

2 жыл бұрын

Right imagine trying to go swimming, and hearing "and that was their biggest mistake, it would change them forever"

@eldankdoge

2 жыл бұрын

But wouldn't he say what we do wrong or what we should do?

@fletcher1477

2 жыл бұрын

@@eldankdoge yeah your right, I thought it was just funny

@eldankdoge

2 жыл бұрын

@@fletcher1477 he will probably do sponsors in the middle of people dying

@fletcher1477

2 жыл бұрын

@@eldankdoge LOL he totally would

This is one of my favorite movies ever. The parody part and the idea as a whole is so well executed. I would recommend everyone watch it at least once if you are a fan of the horror genre.

@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773

2 жыл бұрын

dont read my username

Honestly this is like the first video of yours that I've watched where a protagonist (Marty) was actually smart, and I've watched a lot of your videos lol.

I love your mic it just fits you YT!

2 Cinema Summary videos in 1 week is considered a blessing.

@smellyeggrolls21

2 жыл бұрын

Then why are you sad?

@newo-_-3341

2 жыл бұрын

@@smellyeggrolls21 idk