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@HowToBeatYT

2 жыл бұрын

Have a damn good day.

@sirscurvy6417

2 жыл бұрын

@@HowToBeatYT have a damn good day

@Ghost0fPakistan

2 жыл бұрын

@@HowToBeatYTgreetings from 🇵🇰

@muhammadaazim1957

2 жыл бұрын

What's up

@octstudios7718

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

This man has no hesitation he straight up said " use your parents as rafts" I'm dead

@NetralFN

2 жыл бұрын

What the hell that thing is really psycho

@Ozymandias2x

2 жыл бұрын

So are your parents, apparently. :V

@S7-Envy

2 жыл бұрын

Well everyone dies it will just happen a hell of a lot faster if you don't GTFO that beach ASAP.

@tomfoolery7797

2 жыл бұрын

He's dead, quick use him as a raft!

@noodlemaster4997

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomfoolery7797 When John farted, they got launched in the air while smelling taco bell

I love how when someone dies, he just goes “now this is the perfect opportunity to use them”

@chickencraft1085

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that’s what they say: “When you find a dead body on a beach , with your kids getting older by years in seconds, what do you do? Take the advice from Cinema Summary! “Now this is the perfect opportunity to use them.” *cough* Wow that’s dark. *cough*”

@AloofMorkie78

2 жыл бұрын

@Nick Fury the White Your not wrong

@justapassingbycommenterrem5642

2 жыл бұрын

This channel is like "if a sosiopath had a film review hobby"

@chickencraft1085

2 жыл бұрын

@@justapassingbycommenterrem5642 lol

@_charlie1722

2 жыл бұрын

@Nick Fury the White imagine they just rise up from the dead and say "I OBJECT YOU CANT USE MY BODY""

I like how nobody thinks to have one of them go through the canyon so that everyone else can see how the heck they are ending up back on the beach

@PerfectAlibi1

4 ай бұрын

They wander back out in a daze before falling unconscious.

@captainobvious8037

4 ай бұрын

​@@PerfectAlibi1Then throw them back out through the barrier, see how thick it is.

@PerfectAlibi1

4 ай бұрын

@@captainobvious8037 Too thick to throw someone through. I'd wager about 20 meters or so, minimum. Not even the world's strongest man could throw a body that far.

@captainobvious8037

4 ай бұрын

@@PerfectAlibi1 I would be willing to find out haha

@RioRock7

3 ай бұрын

So many plot holes

As a Hindi speaker, Anamika is a common Indian girl's name. I myself know about 3 Anamikas. Although it does mean "nameless", other meanings are "ring finger" and "virtuous". There are thousands of hotels in India named Anamika.

@elmercy4968

5 ай бұрын

Lol.

@aimeekiran5043

5 ай бұрын

Was looking for this comment, I even have an aunt who's called Anamika

@theiranianputin2770

4 ай бұрын

LOL yea I was going to put this comment but I figured others would as well.

@vincentkingsdale8334

4 ай бұрын

Do they have private beaches??

@Pastenedpaste

3 ай бұрын

you poos really have no shame huh

the fact that the kid could've just read the note and figured out what it meant as soon as they got there and have saved a bunch of lives is actually really sad

@markmolino679

2 жыл бұрын

True ,but then the movie would of end fast.

@thatonehumanirken2006

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is

@shanec4494

2 жыл бұрын

They probably would've told the kid he had a wild imagination and not believed a word he said...

@just0_

2 жыл бұрын

@@shanec4494 i mean yeah, but at some point they would believe him, and even if they didn't he would have left earlier with his sister

@KAIsibs

2 жыл бұрын

But we all know MNS and his weird ass storytelling

Long story, short. The kid killed everyone by ignoring a secret note

@froggers8945

2 жыл бұрын

"Eh, this note doesn't seem important." "I'll keep it for later because there are others in the van even though they wouldn't give a fuck what it says." "We're all dying." "Hey, now it's you and me sister. Hey, what about that note I was handed?"

@olioil2563

2 жыл бұрын

damn.. your right

@oliviamaelovick

2 жыл бұрын

This frustrated me so much 😂😂

@nigerianprince7167

2 жыл бұрын

Seen✅

@jomama2777

2 жыл бұрын

I would like but it would be the 666th like

I can’t believe I spent a year of my life watching this video

@PartyDeniz1000

Ай бұрын

Nice one man xDDD

God this movie was so unintentionally hysterical. Literally nothing makes sense while all the characters make the dumbest decisions over and over.

@KingCrimsonRequiem336

3 ай бұрын

Every bad horror movie ever basically

@tribalismblindsthembutnoty124

3 ай бұрын

@@KingCrimsonRequiem336 I am nominating you for the 'Most Perfect Comment of the Year' award

@KingCrimsonRequiem336

3 ай бұрын

@@tribalismblindsthembutnoty124 Thank you, fine sir!

@walltileceil

2 ай бұрын

I didn’t view the movie. From this KZread vid alone, I could see the movie has a bunch of disappointing nonsense.

@Groundlord

Ай бұрын

I knew the movie was going to be hot garbage where nothing makes sense before it even came out. Shyamalan's name is all I need to hear.

The old woman was actually the luckiest. As she already lived her house and was able to die with her family on a lovely beach. She missed nothing

@nobody-rl3nc

Жыл бұрын

@@CJ-ov1pl you can either kill a teeanager with a promising life or a old woman of 100 years that is close to death

@Ndreau

Жыл бұрын

@@CJ-ov1pl not exactly. The older you are, the less life you have to live. That doesn't mean that their life has no value, but most of it has already been used.

@electricpepperoni4789

Жыл бұрын

@@CJ-ov1pl No its because she was so old she instantly died. Its not even talking about what their life means is that they didnt miss any of it.

@Larserr

Жыл бұрын

@@CJ-ov1pl the point went all over your head

@cwatson42785

Жыл бұрын

She already lived her house? Umm what?

As a survivor of Age this is truly accurate.

@kinyacat5919

2 жыл бұрын

Lol this should get more likes

@ahorserunning

2 жыл бұрын

unfortunately that is actually the one thing no human has survived.

@bubbleboi1122

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Mar1aHass4n

2 жыл бұрын

I have survived age as well!!!

@dakshithkumar2155

2 жыл бұрын

For now

In addition to all those warning signs at the beginning, they should be suspicious of the fact that their driver is M Night Shyamalan. Never let him drive you to a deserted location

@ThePenguinMan

14 күн бұрын

OH MY GOD WHAT SUCH A PLOT TWIST

That ad-drop was so smooth i tought you were gonna go on a scientific research to explain how coffee makes you realize bad situations

@kimothydoyle979

28 күн бұрын

Forreal, at first I was like, wait, what does this have to do with the movie? Then I realized it was an ad. Bravo 👏 lol

Sure is a miracle that all the kid's swimsuits grew with them.

@barbararoyal5155

2 жыл бұрын

Yea I am so glad it grew with them

@zeorph

2 жыл бұрын

They switched changed their swimsuits several times, did you watch the movie?

@rhysofsneezingdragon1758

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeorph I was mainly making a joke.

@zeorph

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 oh ok my bad

@margarethmichelina5146

2 жыл бұрын

And somehow their hairs don't grow too.

The fact that no one had to die if the kid just read the letter makes me feel an indescribable emotion.

@kbanghart

Жыл бұрын

But actually, how would the note have made sense at first without any knowledge?

@morrosium4820

Жыл бұрын

well the note mentioned coral so itd only make sense they check the water and investigate it

@kbanghart

Жыл бұрын

@@morrosium4820 the note only said that they didn't like the coral. So they wouldn't have investigated it at first. Maybe they would later, but then possibly there could have been a fight amongst the group like we saw in the movie.

@tacticallemon7518

11 ай бұрын

it makes me want to say hurtful words

@wufflemuffin9197

10 ай бұрын

@@kbanghart the point is that more people could have been saved instead of just these 2

27:35 There's no way the beach speeds up time. You should see a bunch of visual distortions, for example all the trees in the distance would move at incredible speeds, since every minute that passes on the beach, 122724 minutes would pass outside of it (assuming 7 years every 30 mins). It also wouldn't make sense if time itself was affected since we as humans pass through time at a constant speed, we experience time roughly at the same rate no matter where we are. The weirdness happens when we compare our time with time that moves completely different. Moreover, for anyone looking onto the beach it would look like the people there are standing completely still, not moving at all (since any action that lasts 1 minute on the beach would happen over the span of 122724 minutes when looking on the outside). Interstellar is a good representation of how time distortion works, in this case it would have to only affect the aging of organic materials

@philkab6914

2 ай бұрын

No, everything you see on the outside should basically not move at all, because outside the time moves way slower

@hopemiller6872

27 күн бұрын

It's 1 year every 30 mins

@OsirisMawn

21 күн бұрын

It doesn't speed up time it speeds up cells

@actionjackson1332

20 күн бұрын

Naw man you got it all wrong. I get where you were going with interstellar, but that is more like showing how time distortion actually works. Since they were not bound by the gravity of earth and therefore time was moving much faster, but they weren’t aging incredibly fast or anything like that while on earth is aging years in minutes at the same time. It would be more like this with the beach (if time, indeed was only moving faster and nothing else) anyone standing outside the range of the time speed up would see everyone on the beach zipping by at incredible rates because if so many minutes are going by in just seconds then if it took a minute for them to walk a certain distance on the beach, then it would look like they got from point A to point B in an instant! It would just look like an incredibly fast-forwarded movie! they never actually revealed how it looked from Shyamalan’s point of view up on the rocks, but possibly the video footage that he was recording could be incredibly fast and needs to be slow down many amounts just to actually see what is happening in the first place. I don’t believe time went faster though. Because our DNA is encoded to actually degrade with the passage of time and then rapidly degrade faster as more time elapses, making the aging process occur in our bodies. Radiation could do this or magnetism as they were saying in the video, it doesn’t necessarily mean time has to elapse faster to make it happen!

@rfresa

14 күн бұрын

No it's the opposite. The outside world would look frozen to them, and they would zip around in fast forward to the observer. The situation you described happens in the movie Time Tunnel.

Genuinely feels like one of those "sit and die" situations. You'd have to be quite calm and do a lot of observation to figure out what's happening and how it all works. It feels like a lot of things are left to chance which makes this scenario even harder to figure out. Like remembering the note, thinking to crawl through the boundary, being able to reach the trees, etc. The kids really were the only ones that could've made it out without any preparation. They had enough lifespan to see everyone else try and fail at their attempts, collect information, and make use of the note. And that's really the key. The entire escape depends on that note, had they found it earlier, less would've died. Later, and they all would've.

"Luckily, this grandma died just moments ago" Just about anything this guy says taken out of context could put him in jail

@a.jgaming8350

2 жыл бұрын

So so very true

@georgedomingo4543

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily I just killed this man in an alleyway🤣

@OperatorKevlar

2 жыл бұрын

All of the sake of survival.

@SupermanJunkieModz

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gYWuraaIfM2soKQ.html

@littleleah310

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh

Basically, if you're trapped in a place almost inescapable, become Sherlock Holmes, learn the physics of magnetism, astrophysics and astronomy and find literally every loophole possible while you slowly wither away. Got it.

@Mega1sonic

2 жыл бұрын

This is why I believe this channel when he says he wouldn't be anywhere near this clever in any of the movie scenarios. Since the only reason he comes up with these ideas is because he thoroughly researched everything having to do with the issue.

@Ali_2961

2 жыл бұрын

Yea but when he says said characters makes stupid decision in life or death situation under extreme pressure when you can just do something you wouldnt think of in said situation it always just sounds dumb

@SquiDy-tq2ey

2 жыл бұрын

Hey he never said it was going to be easy he's just giving you ways to escape

@SquiDy-tq2ey

2 жыл бұрын

@@grade4lauan737 u sure boi

@bradleygalo4775

2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing about this comment is that Sherlock doesn't know, and doesn't give a flying fuck about astrophysics and astronomy, because his line of work has nothing to do with those. Hell, he even says as much himself.

You know that bitcoin comment got me thinking, you could probably age alcohol and cheese and whatever on that beach and make a pretty dang good profit. You'd just want to do it all via remote controlled drones bringing things in and out. Unless the 'magnetism' would make the drones go offline. With enough resources you could also probably build some seawalls to hold back the water, and drop enough soil in there that you could start a proper farm. Once again, using drones or whatever, you could grow pineapples crazy fast, since normally they take like three years to bear fruit after you plant them. Though if we're already being unethical, you could also use the beach to try and figure out immortality through gene modification. Modify genes of plants then animals then humans and drop em on the beach and see how long they live through different modifications. Eventually you should be able to get that perfect combo of lobster/jellyfish immortality in a human subject.

@jonathanl3941

3 күн бұрын

damn I'm just thinking elephant army or repopulate endangered or u just solved other pc problems too that takes way too long electricity would be the issue there i guess but then electromag issues could be converted at that place? like solar panels or renewables?

Netflix recommended me this right after I was talking to my brother about how I want to speed through my life and I want time to go by faster. Yeah needless to say I wouldn't want my time to go by THAT fast.

@SMG2fanatic

7 күн бұрын

Time will go by faster, and you’re not gonna like it. Optimism is good but don’t pine for the future. Be patient and enjoy the present moment ✌️

@gretadanis1108

7 күн бұрын

@@SMG2fanatic I wanna speed through the year cause that's more fun

Dead corpse: *exists Anyone: let's give it a proper burial Cinema Summ: *WE RIDE 'TIL DAWN BITCHES*

@swiftycodm4833

2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE E

@LolKeiko

2 жыл бұрын

E *Dead corpse*

@anshulsenguptaxbrollno-2579

2 жыл бұрын

E

@pyrrhanikos8290

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@aldreifernandez5175

2 жыл бұрын

E

As a french guy, my mind went for "Use the beach to age fine wines quickly" and I now see that I'm a living cliché

@degrotemarc9359

2 жыл бұрын

better than bitcoin mining for sure, a 1000 year old wine could be worth millions.

@bigbird4481

2 жыл бұрын

Dude your a genius

@gavinbrown1159

2 жыл бұрын

Yes yes you are

@chynnavindiola58

2 жыл бұрын

Rick and Morty

@SKROGY

2 жыл бұрын

Holy frog you absolute genius

As someone with brittle bone disease, I cannot verbalize how anxious Crystal’s death made me feel 😂😂. It had me hyperventilating 😂

@OnlyThingBiggerThanMyEgoIsMyC-

2 ай бұрын

what does that mean?

@hiddenguy67

2 ай бұрын

bluds bones cracked

@swiftfadezz3023

2 ай бұрын

​@hiddenguy67 that is not funny it's serious.

@ssouljahs

29 күн бұрын

@@OnlyThingBiggerThanMyEgoIsMyC- easily breakable bones. did you see how they were quickly breaking and healing? yeah lol they shouldnt break that easily becomes of some magnetic field rocks

@wadewillson9220

4 күн бұрын

​@@swiftfadezz3023no one is laughing blud

That Anamika pull is crazy, considering the marketing would actually be pretty good when you get down to what it /actually/ means. Yes it does mean Nameless in the most base sense of the word, but it's actually moreso implicating that you are absolutely and totally free and without limitations, you aren't even limited by your own name. In the truest sense it means "Absolute freedom". And is used when people are born, their destiny is not yet written, for their name is not yet even been inscribed.

how to actually survive this movie: "Let's go on vacation to a beach" "We're broke" The End.

@gassedupkahz

2 жыл бұрын

Extreme cheapskates watching this shit in tears rn I shit u not

@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661

2 жыл бұрын

Well done, simple solution a very stupid problem.

@isidoratrajkovska8973

2 жыл бұрын

Movie name ?

@MsRizz100

2 жыл бұрын

@@gassedupkahz SAME PFFT

@nahmeag8960

2 жыл бұрын

@@isidoratrajkovska8973 Old. It says it in the title.

The best part of the movie is a character actually proposes they move through the canyon slowly and then they all just ignore it.

@mayatabachnikoff7999

6 ай бұрын

noooo that’s terrible

@venmis137

5 ай бұрын

Lmao accurate

@EviGL

4 ай бұрын

If you've ever done a group project you know it's actually pretty realistic.

@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming

4 ай бұрын

It sure is relatable though... I've had my ideas just straight up ignored sometimes, and then someone comes up with it later and everyone calls them a genius.

@bababklj3638

4 ай бұрын

istg i had the best ideas sometimes but NAWWWHHHHH just cus i was 8 at the time my ideas automatically are useless, i swear sometimes kids can actually think more out the box mode and more efficiently but since they are young nobody would even hear their ideas

Been watching a few of these videos over the last couple weeks (cube.) Liked and subscribed for that smoothly ominous trade coffee segue.

I'm pretty late to this video, but when Trent saw the body when he was swimming in that cave, wouldn't the body have decomposed already since it was most likely there before the families got there? And we even see the body again later in the movie, even though the mom of the doctor had decomposed in a couple of hours. So couldn't that mean that the cave Trent was in prevents the aging?

“There’s one last clue they didn’t see” “Huh, what’s that” “They didn’t have a cup of coffee” I love how CS transitions into sponsors lol

@vivianniu3493

2 жыл бұрын

beautiful pfp lmao

@valvect4341

2 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Oliveira Ikr, it's amazing

@barfpukevomit

2 жыл бұрын

@@vivianniu3493 is your pfp orange juice man?

@ninjagirl2006

2 жыл бұрын

gotta have that coffee

@xozegraf7179

2 жыл бұрын

HAHA Yes! I love it and it was the perfect time to move on.

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

@rheikervilbautista3941

2 жыл бұрын

Yo

@RandomPolishAmerican

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist O.o

@biggieb9032

2 жыл бұрын

Its like playing bo2 zombies all over again

@ars0on

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@bucketsareunderrated7258

2 жыл бұрын

@lusy💓 srsly?

Wow the amount of tought you put into this is great. You just have earned a subscriber!

This was hands down one of the best videos I've seen in a long time

"Surf our dead parents into the ocean" is something I never thought I'd hear

@ajqueen7345

2 жыл бұрын

A mom you go with me using you as a surfboard🤔

@pregnantleggies3696

2 жыл бұрын

My parents are both 6 feet, so I’ll be floating well

@Sunny72343

2 жыл бұрын

0

@pregnantleggies3696

2 жыл бұрын

@TERRY KWAY I’m an American 🤷‍♀️ sadly. My grandpa is 6’7 and I’m currently 5’9 at 15 so

@andrewat7348

2 жыл бұрын

@@pregnantleggies3696 wat

"Their first mistake, is that they didn't realise that the hotel manager is wearing a suit, with a specific colour hex code. Anyone who wears that suit, has been scientifically proven to be evil."

@amelianna6004

2 жыл бұрын

So true! 😂

@itsyaboichipsahoy3392

2 жыл бұрын

“If I was him, I would turn into an elemental god and start escaping”

@itsghostyidiottt9325

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsyaboichipsahoy3392 LLAMO

@itsghostyidiottt9325

2 жыл бұрын

...

@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno about you but a tourism suit with anything But a plant or animal is fishy as all hell.

WOW! This was so cool! Dude! All the solutions you got are so smart! HATS OFF TO YOU!

You put a lot of the type of movies I like to my attention keep up the good work 👍

the kids: "Our parents are dead! oh no!" cinema summary: _lets go surfing!_

@snailcheeseyt

2 жыл бұрын

SURFING TIME

@maccurtis730

2 жыл бұрын

The kids are surfing with adult supervision.

@snailcheeseyt

2 жыл бұрын

@@maccurtis730 and adult bodies!

@Slothbr0

2 жыл бұрын

Plus no clock to keep time

@spl4shy775

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

“Lets go on a vacation!” “No” *The end*

@selpa_purp

2 жыл бұрын

Yes stay home

@coolerslams3572

2 жыл бұрын

Gaming saves lives 🤣

@xavienrobloxgirls

2 жыл бұрын

Yes don go anywhere

@Sage_Art1

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 👏

@starwishe189

2 жыл бұрын

400 likes imma break it

One of the coolest KZread video i’ve evere seen.

I love comment sections like this, there are only people debating without toxicity just entertaining interactions. If only the whole internet were like this 😄 obs: I specially appreciate the smart people with the physics explanations they are so informative

@godgetti

3 ай бұрын

this comment section, and you, and anyone who likes physics and anyone who wants entertainment are ... toxic imo. Cheers!

"this grandma died just a while ago, and thats GREAT news"

@booboodoodoo444

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH

@communistunitednationsball4299

2 жыл бұрын

Atleast it's a movie

@block827

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it funny when you put it that way

@hubert36250

2 жыл бұрын

nice sum ppl are noticing the spam bot

@booboodoodoo444

2 жыл бұрын

@@singamanah7003 what- 😭😭

“Luckily, this grandma just died moments ago, and this is great news” it’s beautiful out of context

@twohundred8794

2 жыл бұрын

It really is

@mikumartikainen954

2 жыл бұрын

Their live is in danger, thats great news. I love this channel

@whitelatte6618

2 жыл бұрын

Very true

@zquit4050

2 жыл бұрын

He's so cold I love him 😂

@zackjvmorphew69420

2 жыл бұрын

It is time to eat this woman's body

I love the transition to the ad 😀

Some of the suggestions to beat this evil beach are actually pretty smart. You have my upvote!

This is the only time someone can say “let’s ride our parents corpses like surfboards” is actually logical instead of psychotic

@mulst2759

2 жыл бұрын

When they do it its fine, but when I suggest it I get called a "psychopath" and "horrible human being". How is that fair.

@leahsugar8050

2 жыл бұрын

@@mulst2759 cuz why r u saying that in the first place

@chattycatty3336

2 жыл бұрын

They took inspiration from the Swiss army man I guess 🤷‍♀️

@LubeMeUpWithWD40

2 жыл бұрын

@@leahsugar8050 it’s for suwvivwawhl 🥺

@user-ir6mk6me7t

2 жыл бұрын

@@mulst2759 Ugh! I absolutely hate when that happens. The nerve of some people.

“Luckily, this grandma just died” -Cinema Summary

@randomguy9253

2 жыл бұрын

E

@drewdurnilappreciationday1680

2 жыл бұрын

E

@sheep4065

2 жыл бұрын

Breaking the E chain

@clover6499

2 жыл бұрын

Classic

@unknownhuman9547

2 жыл бұрын

why teh coffee tho-

You went out for this So much thought put in for one year of life

Im so happy I watched this after my vacation and not before

The woman’s bones broke so easily in the cave because she had a calcium deficiency, so she technically went years without her medication. Thought that was quite clever (and horrifyingly brutal to watch)

@pbower4378

2 жыл бұрын

!! Yup. Plus her vanity caused her to freak out way more than necessary

@jtg1972

2 жыл бұрын

That would also mean they went years without brushing their teeth or washing their ass. They should've had all kinds of infections and rashes.

@corimoon3360

2 жыл бұрын

@@pbower4378 Way more than necessary? Her bones broke lmao.

@jdocoding5100

2 жыл бұрын

@@jtg1972 fuck 🤣🤣😵

@ohreally6945

2 жыл бұрын

@@pbower4378 i doubt you'll remain calm when your bones break

I feel the biggest flaw in this movie is that if Realistically, if something like this occurred then you would have died before you even realized what was happening from either Starvation or Dehydration.

@nehemiahmontague8921

2 жыл бұрын

I just thought of this!

@goulitry

2 жыл бұрын

It’s explained in the movie that it’s not time moving quickly it’s the rocks ageing cells quickly so they just get older

@mwoods4608

2 жыл бұрын

I never see them eating

@tomatoit7033

2 жыл бұрын

@@goulitry it still doesn't make sense and this movie doesn't any laws of reality

@jasonlarsen4945

2 жыл бұрын

@@mwoods4608 The adults don't need to, because their mass isn't changing. That's the logic they use in the movie, which ignores how much energy is expended by cellular aging, respiration, other life functions.

Imagine this dork with the on the beach trying to explain to them that they need to think in the forth dimension to survive.

honestly this is a solid sit-down-and-just-die scenario

@adrianomartinez6231

8 ай бұрын

if you arent a genius , then yes , this were just poor family looking for a nice beach

@rogers4760

5 ай бұрын

@@adrianomartinez6231 nah this scenario just filters non-coral lovers out

@PerfectAlibi1

4 ай бұрын

@@rogers4760 Without the note, there is nothing to indicate the coral tunnel would be a way out. And only presents a hazard trying to swim out.

@tillburr6799

4 ай бұрын

@@PerfectAlibi1 true but the coral is a point of interest, with it still being alive

@PerfectAlibi1

4 ай бұрын

@@tillburr6799 Is it still alive? It looks pretty bleached, no colour insight.

"After losing their Family the children learned an important lesson, Always check the Ratings before Booking." Got me dead

@phantomcat1958

2 жыл бұрын

imagine the reviews: "this beach was so bad that i became 60 years older just by contemplating how much low quality this beach is"

@zhynx7688

2 жыл бұрын

666 likes wtf

@perfectlyimperfectmae6137

2 жыл бұрын

anything cheap or free is never a good news. lmfao.

you know what you re taliking about. i do skuba diving i like your videos

Upvoted for the sponsor transition. A+++

plot twist, the resort makes its money carefully using the beach to age wines and alcohols to sell at exorbitant prices. You can get 100 year old wines in no time.

@mynameisasecret5320

2 жыл бұрын

But how do they get the wine back out

@felipesv8866

2 жыл бұрын

@@mynameisasecret5320, easy. Make a trail through the woods to the beach. Lower the bottles using whatever cuz synthetic material doesn't seem to be affected. After a few hours pull it back. PROFIT.

@mynameisasecret5320

2 жыл бұрын

@@felipesv8866 to do so you have to walk through the cave, atleast 1 person would have to be sacrificed to get it back. Throwing the bottle on a string would break, and a simple cart wouldnt make the turns. Simple drones wouldnt survive a century

@sirmoriarty8230

2 жыл бұрын

@@mynameisasecret5320 make a hazard suit out of the material that redirects magnetic fields like what’s used to bag the food.

@felipesv8866

2 жыл бұрын

@@mynameisasecret5320, the forest is unaffected by the beach magntism, if you go through the forest you avoid the canyon, from there you lower the goods and you should be fine. And we don't see manufactured objects getting affected like clothes, the baskets, knifes, so I'm assuming they don't get affected, only organic matter.

When he said "A sign that this would be an absolute disaster... None of these people had a single cup of coffee." I was so confused and when the promotion started I just laughed my ass off.

@robertbingham8053

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was one of the better ones.

@joanniebacus

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was smooth af

@tiktokish4386

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@command_blockling_400mc9

2 жыл бұрын

Yea he pulls this regularly.

@timarschmalz1229

2 жыл бұрын

Those ads during videos are just super ass

i think i just found a new channel to binge

that coffee insert was spot on, peek

Easiest way to beat "OLD": read the note that kid gave you when he actually gives it to you

@karlwandji5901

2 жыл бұрын

Easier than easiest don't go on vacation.

@psychopompous489

2 жыл бұрын

@@karlwandji5901 Even easier don't go outside.

@Melisaoffxl12

2 жыл бұрын

Even easier : don't go out of your room

@dudelittle4022

2 жыл бұрын

@@Melisaoffxl12 even easier don’t leave the closet

@yabazyabacoffee

2 жыл бұрын

@@dudelittle4022 even better, find ur way to Narnia in there

“It might be worth it to surf our dead parents to the shore” Well now that’s a sentence I’ve never heard uttered before.

@__Pandisal__

2 жыл бұрын

R/brandnewsentence

@Caspercab

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine surfing a big ass wave with your dead parents

@vaporeonbluedrink2594

2 жыл бұрын

@@Caspercab that sounds more fun than hitting a sick backflip during your grandpa's funeral

@martinbat1164

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a fun funeral

@i_am_squishy6230

2 жыл бұрын

It puts the fun in funeral

bro this is so cool we be learning science at the same time

just your concept of doing this video is awesome, let alone that you actually had seemingly pretty viable options that could work. I thought the movie was pretty well done for a basic 1 scene type movie, but then again many of this style movies are. Buried(with ryan reynolds) Phone Booth (with colin farrell) both rocked.. Hey, how about a movie on how to get out of Buried? 👊👊

"How to beat the aging beach in 'OLD'" HOW ABOUT DON'T GO TO THE BEACH THERE'S LITERALLY A SIGN SAYING NOT TO GO THERE

@regonklimov3253

2 жыл бұрын

L

@staticdaydreams1136

2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE E

@gallohalt

2 жыл бұрын

But the sign says dont go because its a protected area not that its a magic aging beach

@toastyeeter

2 жыл бұрын

@@gallohalt I assume they said that because if they said it was a magic aging beach people wouldn't believe them and go anyway, not many people would be going to a protected area

@somebodyfamiliar6476

2 жыл бұрын

@@gallohalt Technically it still counts

Something strange: happens Character: notices Cinema summary: he didn’t realize till it was too late

@dr.mayhem7582

2 жыл бұрын

see this was the biggest mistake of his life

@Cloud91738

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Always check the reviews before booking. Got it 👍

10:05 why is his nose sensored? if it's a nose bleed i don't see how that should be sensored.🤷‍♂

Another way to make tons of money on this beach? Wine and cheese. Both require aging to reach their fullest potential on the market. You could literally make *gallons* of amazingly expensive wine with a day or so on the beach.

@mypheelz

2 жыл бұрын

big brain

@egopathtime3273

2 жыл бұрын

I take it you watched that one Rick and Morty Episode with aging wine via time dilation where Jessica becomes a "time god".

@lowrider81hd

2 жыл бұрын

Great. Now I’m hungry and want a glass of wine.

@misterb3577

2 жыл бұрын

@@egopathtime3273 Actually, I haven't yet. Sounds like a great episode, though.

@supercharlestf2

2 жыл бұрын

@@egopathtime3273 I mean... you don't have to watch Rick and Morty to think this up.....

Jared(the nurse) actually suggested slowly leaving through the canyon a step at a time. Nobody ever tried or mentioned it again. Huge storyline mistake.

@oldironsides4107

2 жыл бұрын

They went in there over and over. The entire cast. Some multiple timwa

@GippyHappy

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I kept thinking since he compared it to scuba why couldn't they just all hold hands and slowly walk out, if whoever is in front passes out they stop until they wake up and keep going

@0._.0

2 жыл бұрын

Is it ever explained in the movie what moves them back to the beach once they pass out? This would have made me think it's something supernatural.

@jordanmclachlan3056

2 жыл бұрын

Because it would take 20years roughly

@VinylSkillz

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe they just ignored it.

Just realized an important detail: the fact that their hair didn’t grow at super speed means that it’s only aging processes-including puberty…- that are sped up. Basically your cells die and duplicate at super speed, until you reach the point where more are dying than being made.

@Whispernyan

6 ай бұрын

It's been stated that hair and nails don't grow because they're dead cells. Obviously applying any amount of logic to that is impossible and it doesn't actually answer anything, but it's been stated. But yes that's definitely what's happening as it also explains why their bodily functions don't speed up, if time itself was going faster they'd literally die instantly because there would be no possible way for them to do stuff like eat, sleep, use the bathroom etc in that time span. The body should still be producing more hair and nails at this accelerated rate but that's just how it is I guess. I think that was supposed to explain why the coral was fine, since Coral can live for a long time but if this beach wasn't manmade than those 5000 years would have realistically happened by that point and the coral is clearly bleached anyways which means it's technically dead.

@nandakoryaaa1401

5 ай бұрын

@@Whispernyanhair and nails grow from their roots, which are not dead cells.

@nuclearcatbaby1131

4 ай бұрын

Their skin heals from wounds instantly though.

@Whispernyan

4 ай бұрын

@@nuclearcatbaby1131 How do think wounds heal normally, from magic?

@nuclearcatbaby1131

4 ай бұрын

@@Whispernyan It’s a cellular growth process just as hair growth is

Respect to the camera man's for risking their life for the making of this movie

@Zakkizoo

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TTVtsbIoI

2 жыл бұрын

The cameras battery would die rapidly so they had to use magic or this movie is CGI.

@jkxss

2 жыл бұрын

@@TTVtsbIoI only affects living things, note the food didn't decompose

@TTVtsbIoI

2 жыл бұрын

@@jkxss true

@bobbobowski6760

2 жыл бұрын

he is up there with a quiet place, saw and belko experiment camera men as legends

This man is the best example of tagline: "improvise, adapt, overcome"

@unostentatious7624

2 жыл бұрын

True

@paiman1288

2 жыл бұрын

Discombobulate

@ikimiyu

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bona2153

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

@lordrj4203

2 жыл бұрын

*Bear Grylls stares in distance*

Well done. I liked this.

I love how creative you always are with transitioning into the sponsorship lol

Funny enough, the food bags were my first thought of escape too. I figured if there isn't any wildlife or vegetation, that must mean that any organic material ages fast. Since the food was kept in weird bags, and the food hasn't aged, then the bags must have some sort of shielding. But they completely ignored that fact in the movie.

@AmariKhumalo

Жыл бұрын

Same, noticed that as well. Put a bag over your head to reduce/negate the field in the cavern and get out. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out if the food is completely fine after "years".

@kbanghart

Жыл бұрын

​@@AmariKhumalo except they prolly couldn't cover their entire bodies.

@legobrick1356

10 ай бұрын

@@kbanghart Technically all you would need is to cover the head for the headaches, though the issue of the rest of your body aging faster than the rest of you would become a problem if it went on for too long. I would expect the shielding to, if eye holes were put in the bag, at least still delay it partially and make things stay closer to even, as well as allow you to tell when you reach past the barrier, if the headaches should eventually go away (but then comes the issue of the likelihood someone previously might have figured that out, so they probably background check the people to make sure the people who could figure these things out _aren't_ brought in).

@kbanghart

9 ай бұрын

@@legobrick1356 cover the head with shielding? Sorry I don't understand

@legobrick1356

9 ай бұрын

@@kbanghart If it acts like pressure when it comes to the passing out then shielding the head might stave the effects of it for long enough or at least ease it better.

If I owned this beach, my first step would be to find out how to travel inside and out of it without being affected by the time warping. Next, I would rent out portions of the beach to other private companies to use on a variety of things. Battery life, liquor distilleries, medicinal herbs, etc. We could also have fun reality shows like "What last longer? Twinkie vs Cupcake."

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n

2 жыл бұрын

Getting laid after turning older amiright?

@Jisawesomeletter

2 жыл бұрын

Nice but you cant stop it from aging you

@Chrisboe4ever

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jisawesomeletter all you have to do is cover it with time shielding and take it off the beach. High efficiency drones would work.

@DecomagnaltdKenya

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jisawesomeletter nah it was shown that the food was packaged in a way that it won't be affected by the magnetic field, so making a suit from it wouldn't be that hard..

@mwoods4608

2 жыл бұрын

Could I send my house plants there to grow faster?

I love the gamer idea of using the time problem to grow coconuts and make a raft. 😂 This concept actually could make a good escape game.

I havent even seen this film and yet this is the best thing ive ever watched ... surfing your dead parents as a sure way to survive is pure comedy

How to Beat Old: Step 1: Say no to the hotel manager because that's obviously sketchy. Step 2: Leave.

@IsaacHND

2 жыл бұрын

How to Beat Old: Step 1: Be broke.

@dkhopkinsgaming1348

2 жыл бұрын

@@IsaacHND you crack the code my guy, because im a broke mf

@XclusiveChiq

2 жыл бұрын

They would’ve knocked you out and put you on the beach anyway

@XclusiveChiq

2 жыл бұрын

@@IsaacHND the trip was free

@woofberry

2 жыл бұрын

@@XclusiveChiq r/Wooosh much?

The most surprising part of this movie is they didn’t decide to go on vacation in some creepy cabin in the woods and decide to go to a normal place ( at least it looks completely normal at first)

@felipesv8866

2 жыл бұрын

Shady beach where only a few guests can enter, for free, they give you a ton of food, and the choice seems to be random. Sure, not creepy at all.

@classified3794

2 жыл бұрын

@@felipesv8866 at first, he said

@hubert36250

2 жыл бұрын

mmmm dis bot is lurking in da comments

@paintingroxy1668

2 жыл бұрын

@@hubert36250 we need to spread awareness of this

@thatoneguy932

2 жыл бұрын

@@hubert36250 I just have an addiction to commenting lol. I comment on like 90% of the videos I watch and I watch a lot of videos every day

If I was ever stuck on a deserted island with someone, I'd pick this KZreadr XD Very clever ideas!!! I wish he was in the movie just to try out all those ideas

@mr_dino3000

3 ай бұрын

He’d kill you to test something

I just watched your Vid on The Sand, it is cool to watch multiple Vids from you with a similar enemies. The beach. Is there a playlist? 8:24 Take everyhing that exhausts us and make it slower can be used in RL cases, thanks for teaching me that even Horror Film mistakes can be generalized this much that it is aplicable on many other situations, if not RL, then for filming my own Horror Films more realisticly. Thank you. And using 12:05 corpses as time-marks? This can also be used in RL in extreme cases, I mostly watch this to see RL solution-Ideas for extreme case Problems. Never know if an Alien attacks me. But the most usefull is 24:40 to know that Corpses are floating devices. I'm happy that you 27:56 recomended the killers how to make money more ethicaly, its very nice of you in case things like time-travel happen.

Honeslty, the first time I saw this, I could only think of the opportunities this beach would present, specially in agriculture. Also, seeing that their dresses didn’t décompose or at least get very weak yet, it’s safe to assume this beach only ages living cells and doesn’t really speed up time. Now, think about drone controlled farming. That’s unlimited food for the whole world.

@cranjusmcbasketball4977

2 жыл бұрын

Farming on sand?

@feeltoofree

2 жыл бұрын

@@cranjusmcbasketball4977 where do beach palm trees come from? Also, it wasn’t fully sand anyway and even if it was sand, depending on the type of sand you can grow some stuff like garlic or green onions

@cranjusmcbasketball4977

2 жыл бұрын

@@feeltoofree yeah only palm trees. Sand isn’t suitable for “agriculture “. Otherwise we wouldn’t have vast swathes of deserts in impoverished continents like Africa. They’d just farm on those sands if it were possible.

@Barnesofthenorth

2 жыл бұрын

It also has a decaying effect on flesh so they should all collapse into piles of goo, as decomposition occurs mainly due to insects and other things eating corpses, and bacteria, so as the bateria isn't working faster it means flesh is just decaying as a massively faster rate.

@blitzkriegpacitogaming2127

2 жыл бұрын

Mutations would like to know your location

The fact he said "If this girl is gonna be an idiot, I would convince her to be an idiot in a more logical place" is just hilarious

@iiisparklepastel8816

Жыл бұрын

1 comment,1.4K likes lol

@therandomdashballfan3105

Жыл бұрын

@@iiisparklepastel8816 2 comments 1.5k likes this is odd

This movie was so funny when I watched it in theatres. This video makes it more enjoyable

smooth transition

Cinema Summary really comes in clutch to save us from the most specific wacky scinerios

@WarpedExtension

2 жыл бұрын

^^

@slipnotes822

2 жыл бұрын

Truly

@venti7224

2 жыл бұрын

👁👅👁

@theawesomemogor420

2 жыл бұрын

Im 18 minutes late to this comment

@rhemzy

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

"Luckily, this grandma just died moments ago, and that's great news" that cracked me up lmao

@snailcheeseyt

2 жыл бұрын

very great news

@explodeygames7585

2 жыл бұрын

Am so happy at this life changing revelation

@gandalf_the_purplewithredd2057

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah sometimes I actually laugh at How cold his analisys is

I think if you used the body to float out in high tide to hopefully reach a tree that you would be thrashed so hard against the rocks with the ways you'd probably get knocked out or die. That idea seems impossible and not even 😊worth trying. I think the coral or maybe making a suit out of the food bags and have one person go find help is your best bets

he makes the sponsers the most best and funniest

The bone breaking scene is definitely the most terrifying part of the movie

@halodragonmaster

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't watch the scene the first time. I'm grateful thus man censored it.

@doggly8948

2 жыл бұрын

I cried after the movie because of that scene, it was so disturbing :/

@jasperlassen2654

2 жыл бұрын

i reckon the tetnis scene was was worse like the guy just got covered in tetnis

@destyniesonnen4372

2 жыл бұрын

Right like thats horrifying

@Shoyothebest

2 жыл бұрын

nah I wasn't disturbed by that (weirdly) but what I was really disturbed by was the blood poisoning! shit bro I even covered my eyes like a little kid.

“Anyone in their right mind would think they’ve gone batshit crazy” -Cinema Summary, 2021

@jankovelimirovic4844

2 жыл бұрын

I just read this comment as he said that…

@tangytanger1ne

2 жыл бұрын

@@jankovelimirovic4844 😂 that happens all the time it’s creepy

@MCA1505

2 жыл бұрын

@@jankovelimirovic4844 me too

@RabbidKong

2 жыл бұрын

Yes we saw the video

@tangytanger1ne

2 жыл бұрын

@@RabbidKong it was a joke. I don’t know if you noticed but ok KZread people like to make jokes about the video. Get over yourself

I'm impressed. A movie that doesn't insult its viewers. Great detective skills, too

@OsirisMawn

21 күн бұрын

From some of the comments here i can see why directors spoon feed the audience. People are astonishingly d**b

Sooooo…. They just don’t eat for years then?

@Nearorbit

28 күн бұрын

Haha😂NO

I feel like these breakdowns are more fun to watch than the actual movie sometimes.

@block827

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t even need to watch this movie the guy summarized it in half an hour

@its8ngel333

2 жыл бұрын

The movie was bad😭 acting was so horrible felt like a play. And the camera men at some point would cut off the good parts and would just show the people foot/leg 😭

@ewanwaddell2082

2 жыл бұрын

oh 100% especially if it's a somewhat scary movie and youre a pussy like me

@bona2153

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

@nicholasfarrell5981

2 жыл бұрын

@@its8ngel333 it's a Shaymalan movie, of course it's bad. He's only got two, maybe three, good ones.

"-surf our dead parents" Just gives DND energy to me.

@sonofdeadmeat713

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what a DnD campaign will do

@meemeleem

2 жыл бұрын

“I use the corpses as a surfboard” “You… you what?” “I surf with the corpses.” “Alright fine roll for dex but this is gonna need to be pretty hi-“ “Nat 20” *sigh* “You effortlessly use the corpses as surfboards, teleporting the entire party along with you in the process.”

@Underworlddream

2 жыл бұрын

Their was a episode of American Dad that Roger escape from prison by making a raft and oars out of dead prison guards.

@sonofdeadmeat713

2 жыл бұрын

@@meemeleem Precisely!!

That Ad tie-in was pretty slick lol

This movie was dope and i loved the twist

If there were actually a beach like this, everyone would die in a couple of minutes because the human body can't last more than 3 days without water, so unless they're constantly guzzling down 3 days worth of water they physically won't be able to drink enough water to survive.

@samaxion93

2 жыл бұрын

Also why did their hair stay the same length?? It should’ve grown a shit load

@stokkejanraggio9091

2 жыл бұрын

@@samaxion93 there is this weird concept in life we call MOVIES. Which tend to bend reality

@nickblixky2247

2 жыл бұрын

@@samaxion93 the beach only affects living cells🤦🏽‍♂️

@mfbjo6854

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickblixky2247 the mechanisms that make hair grow are living cells, they only die when they breach skin, so hair would still grow

@Orjahlian

2 жыл бұрын

Presumably using the same sort of magic-logic that these sorts of premises involve, it ages cells, doesn't directly fast-forward time, or biological processes. Or else you'd be, what, watching the waves roll in and out a couple hundred times a second? I mean, yeah, it still doesn't make sense since clearly the cells would still need that energy to do the FFWD>> activity they're blitzing through, but thems the movie breaks.