I actually had someone who got me in a brilliant way. I was in a shitty mood in the dunkin drive through in the morning and the woman ahead of me wasn't moving up fast enough for me, so I honked at her. She looked back, I raised my hands up in that "wtf" gesture. I get to the window and the worker tells me the woman ahead had paid for my tea and donut and said to have a nice day. I've never felt as embarrassed as I did then. Either she was amazingly kin and tried to make my day better, or was clever enough to turn my bull crap around in a brilliant way. Regardless, it was well played. I paid it forward the next day and any time I feel like acting that childish, I remember that moment and it humbles me a bit.

the guy who buried the dog is crazy for that fr king shit

@clinton8421

Жыл бұрын

If the tools were available, I would erect a piece of plywood above the grave like a headstone, staple/nail a large piece of cardboard to it, and write in letters big enough to be seen by drivers on the road, "R.I.P. the dog that was ran over by the person who lives here."

@natenate2280

Жыл бұрын

I would have done things that night that I cannot say on youtube if I saw my neighbor run over and kill a dog on purpose because I would end up on watchlists

I'm super flaming gay and I was in line at the grocery store where this woman was giving the poor teenage cashier such a hard time. The girl looked like she was going to cry. Since I used to work in customer service, I have a soft spot for these poor kids who have to put up with the entitled overgrown bullies that masquerade as adults. When the woman was in midrant, I got her attention. She was annoyed that I interrupted her. I told her to tell her husband I said hello and I batted my eyelashes. Then I licked my lips, winked and told her to check her husband's phone for an app called Grindr. She turned beet red. The cashier was stifling laughter and the bagger had to walk away so he wouldn't lose it. The nasty Karen shut her mouth, finished her transaction in silence and hurried out of the store. I then told the cashier to never put up with that kind of crap. I also disclosed that I had no idea who the woman was and didn't even know if she had a husband.

@AngelRasmus3

Жыл бұрын

Super flaming gay, love it XD

@iononcantomascrivo

Жыл бұрын

@@AngelRasmus3 Yep. Definitely. I'm useful to have around during a blackout.

@garnetjohnson763

11 ай бұрын

YOU sir, are brilliant AND a hero!😂👍👍👍

@pantherstealth1645

11 ай бұрын

I’ll pay a $20 to anybody who fcks with a Karen, male or female, in front of me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’ve said things along the lines of “I hope your day is as good as how kind you’ve treated me” a few times. Gets em all flustered. It’s great. 😊

@cinderbeery3963

Жыл бұрын

I say "have a day as pleasant as you are"

@Pkmn_trainer_Jezek

Жыл бұрын

I say “have the day you deserve “

I’m a building superintendent and my favourite way to deal with rude people is to start packing my tools away and tell them if that’s their attitude I will reschedule when they are in a better mood, all the while the repair is half done. They get really nice, really quick.

The dog story at the end broke me😢

@crustg-g1002

Жыл бұрын

Same. Especially since mine died last month

@beomgguks970

Жыл бұрын

When I read/heard the line about the dog being run over literally just now, I stopped what I was doing (chopping veggies) and literally put my hands over my mouth. 100% unexpected plot twist of a sad nature, wow.

@TheRexTera

Жыл бұрын

@@beomgguks970 😢

@ilikeminecraftgaming9331

Жыл бұрын

Same,Poor puppy.

@fanfictiondreamer7836

Жыл бұрын

People who kill a dog on purpose are a very, very, very special kind of scummy. That guy deserves to be thrown in jail for what he did. I think burying the dog in his backyard was too subtle in my opinion.

We drive on the left side of the road where I live. I was in a long queue at a junction where the lights took over a minute to change from red to green but only let 3 cars through at a time. Halfway to the junction there was a box you could pull into to make right turn into a side street. In my wing mirror I saw a guy driving up the wrong side of the road with his signal on indicating that he was heading to the box so he could make the right turn. He drove out the other side of the box changed his indicator to left turn and pushed the nose of his car in front of mine so he could cut in ahead of me in the queue. I had enough space to my left that I was able to Driver around him and pull up to the bumper of the car in front and block him out. The person behind me pulled up to my bumper and all in all I think 5 people blocked him off before someone took pity and let him into the queue. Not long after I got through the junction I saw the same guy driving after me like a madman weaving in and out of traffic. He caught up to me at a set of lights I was in the lane to go left and he was in the one to go right. He started giving me the finger and mouthing obscenities at me just as the lights changed I rolled down my window he did the same and started yelling curses at me. I leaned out the window and folded his wing mirror closed before driving off.

@shadowrosegaming3566

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial

Жыл бұрын

I live in Canada, but I have a good one from Northern Ireland I witnessed. So, I was on my way to a rental home in the Titanic Quarter of Belfast, when this dipshit going four times the speed limit swerves around us. Now, for those of you who have never lived in Europe, the Titanic Quarter of Belfast is the older part of Belfast, and the roads were never meant for cars; they’re super narrow. So when this guy tried to pass us, even in tiny little European cars (think Fiat 500-esque), we had to pull so far over (into the parking spots, mind you!) that we wound up smashing the wing mirror of our rental car on a delivery van. So naturally, we’re pretty pissed off, but make it to our place (just down the road) completely fine. Fast forward ten minutes. We’re unpacking, and I hear a siren. So I go to my friend’s room: he’s on the third floor and has a window looking out onto the street. I get there just in time to watch an ambulance fly past the building, in the same direction Mr. GTA Character went, at the same speed, lights and sirens going. Car-ma, you bastard! Hope you enjoy the repair bill!

@Kayenne54

Жыл бұрын

@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial Hopefully his erratic "mad max-esque" driving didn't kill some innocent citizen. Or a cow.

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial

Жыл бұрын

@@Kayenne54 Definitely not a cow, this was in the middle of Belfast. Hopefully, nobody died, but the speeds he was going make me think that guy died that afternoon

@Kayenne54

Жыл бұрын

@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial I've watched someone go past like that; 4 lane highway; speed limit 120 klms per hour for that particular stretch. He didn't take my lane, had one all to himself. Practically airborne on the way past. I was sitting behind a big semi trailer; about 10 minutes later the truck driver indicated "pull over" and we both went to the shoulder of the road and truckie told me what's up. 2.5 hours later we could get past the absolute carnage that guy had created. Six vehicle accident, he died, five others died. He took a long wide corner, on the wrong side (4 lane highway, remember?) head on, avoidance by others created the rest of it. He'd also chosen his suicide point right where road workers had a temporary camp. So they had to "build" or grade a new road into the scrub around the carnage. Ambulances, police cars, investigation squad, fire brigade. Driving angry, I'd guess.

I hope that dog haunts the shit out of that dude. A dog’s love is magic.

That boyfriend who defended his girlfriend from the creep is an absolute badass! I love that kind of confidence!

@acutecloudd7970

Жыл бұрын

Trueee

That dog story absolutely destroyed me. People are sick fucks and we don’t deserve to be the dominant species on this planet if we can’t treat other living beings with respect and love

The dog story. How smart. That is the best. Either way big lose for that guy. Unlikely he will dig it up. But everyday it eats at him more and more. He would have to move

One of my husband's workmates had a thing for him. No problem, except that she kept messaging all over Christmas, and I mean for three hours solid at a stretch,when we had family over. So I screenshot the messages to her partner, and told him to keep her on a tighter leash and away from the booze at new year!

I was walking out of a convenience store on a street corner after buying a bottle of coke. There was a bus stop about 20 meters away and two teenaged assholes in a suped up rust bucket rolled by it, the guy in the passenger side threw an egg into the group of people waiting for the bus and called them "bus wankers" before they sped off. Unfortunately for them just as they got around the corner they were stopped by a car that was waiting for someone else to pull out of a parking space. They started to panic and were trying to go around the stopped car but were being stopped by oncoming traffic. I took the lid off my coke and ran over to them I managed to drop the whole bottle on the egg throwers lap as they pulled away.

@sparkyispog

2 жыл бұрын

serves them right

@wingersdingers

2 жыл бұрын

That's funny! 🤣

@jupitersnoot4915

Жыл бұрын

This is a scene from The Inbetweeners...this didn't happen to you

@tullyDT

Жыл бұрын

@@jupitersnoot4915 Do you have any evidence aside from the two assholes in my true story aping a tv show to prove that this was a fabrication? Did the persons in the scene throw eggs make it through the lights drive around the corner and then have some one standing on the corner dump something in their laps

@gokuxsephiroth4505

Жыл бұрын

@@jupitersnoot4915 Psst, buddy! I think that's the joke

I was working as a cashier at Walmart and this annoting lady made me scan 900 dollars in Halloween junk. All the while she was showing her Mexican hairless to everyone in the line she was holding up. But after 2 cards and cash I forgot to give her the 3 dollars I owed in change. (Oops) and she came back yelling at me saying that she lived 45 minues away. She drove 45 minutes back to get a few bucks in change.

@holdenmcgroin5003

2 жыл бұрын

By "mexican hairless", did you mean her dog or...

@loopedmess

2 жыл бұрын

@@holdenmcgroin5003 shudders. .....

@bwestacado9643

2 жыл бұрын

@@holdenmcgroin5003 Obviously her pet boy

this rowdy college kid was out and about, he approached a mounted police on horseback. he walked normally and said BOO suddenly to his horse. The horse didnt do much but perk up. the guy walked away but he got farted on by the horse. funniest thing i ever seen

@Kayenne54

Жыл бұрын

I like horses. They're a lot like cats; they know instantly who they like or don't like, and they have a sense of humour.

This kid is like the teachers pet, and very rude to everybody. When the teacher walked out everybody started talking and he said "Hey! The teacher didn't say you could start talking." And everybody told him to shut up including me. A couple months ago I was reading a story with him as a class thingo, it was charlie gorden flowers for algernon. And I'm a good reader and I can decipher stuff easily, so whenever he got a word wrong I corrected him for EVERY fucking word in the first few chapters. He deserved it, too.

I would have raged over the pup pup getting hit

@thatonedummy5716

2 жыл бұрын

if it were me i wouldve dont something very diffrent to that person

@clinton8421

Жыл бұрын

I would have buried the dog, but erected a sign over the grave like a headstone with, "R.I.P. the dog that was ran over by the person who lives here," in letters big enough to be seen by drivers on the road.

@acutecloudd7970

Жыл бұрын

for real

@AWasteOfYourTime8205

Жыл бұрын

I would have literally broke that fucking person's back and trust me I can do serious damage to people. One time, a girl swung on me in 7th grade, so I grabbed her arm and broke it in half.

@fedethegreat88

Жыл бұрын

I would have taken the shovel and absolutely wrecked the guy's lawn first, except the spot where the dog was buried, and then the car. That piece of shit got off way too easy

I was in a supermarket at Christmas, me and my partner saw a Mickey Mouse dressed as Santa cookie jar. We was discussing getting it when some guy overheard, walked up and grabbed the last one. So on my way out as I was leaving the supermarket I gave security his description and said he was stealing items and putting them in his back pack.

@lulzforthewin2509

Жыл бұрын

That’s not karma, that’s just being an qsshole on your part

as a very mentally stable large man with a soft spot for animals and general dislike for most people....I would have reacted truly negatively to seeing somebody kill a dog right in front of me....like it would have made news that morning kind of negative...

i really wish there would've been a warning before the dog story.... ngl, if i saw someone do that, i'd likely have fallowed them and destroyed their car. that shit's not right.

Dunkin' Donuts story: The phrase 'Don't shit where you eat' comes to mind. Also 'Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.'

Overloaded the cup with Ice. Mwahahahahaha

15:31. This is not me saying that I made a rude person’s day worse. I made a nice person’s day better. I saw someone throwing thrash at one of my friend’s lawn. My friend has a VERY nice lawn. I have slight OCD and seeing a bunch of thrash being thrown on a lawn that was perfectly good was just disturbing to me. After the person finished a rolled away, I went up to the house, knocked on the door and when the owner of the house answered, I was like: “Hey man, I know that we do not know each other, but someone threw thrash on your very nice lawn and I have OCD and I hope you do not mind me just, you know, *p* *i* *c* *k* *i* *n* *g* *UP* *t* *h* *e* *t* *h* *r* *a* *s* *h* *of* *y* *o* *u* *r* *P* R *O* P *E* R *T* Y? The guy just looked me in the eye with a ‘Jim Halpert’ face before smiling and, with a thick Scottish accent, he said: ‘Das nice, I’ve been picking up the thrash thrown on my lawn for 2 weeks. I don’t mind some help’. And that is how I met my friend.

So this girl from my freshman year of high school hated me simply because I had trouble learning math. She’d make fun of me for getting some problems she could easily solve. She’d say that I somehow manage to be very annoying on social media, but I do absolutely nothing but post art and talk about Pokémon. Plus I’m not even active on there often. Is she didn’t like my social media page then she could simply just unfollow. One time I had another class with her and I was talking to my friend in my usual high-pitched voice about my day, but she was having a pretty bad day. She asked me who I was talking to, and I told her that I was just talking to my friend(and we were at the opposite side of the classroom.) She told me to shut the f-word up because my voice was annoying and hearing me talk about a mundane day only made her feel worse personally. Plus she personally told me that she would gladly kill me(whenever I made a little suicidal joke here and there) three times in the same month. Long story short, I DEEPLY WISH that I never met her and that I would never see her or anyone like her ever again. Edit: No one even did anything to stop it. Had several meltdowns in the bathrooms because of her. I just wish I could hug my past neurodivergent self and give her some cookies because she didn’t deserve that.

@bwestacado9643

2 жыл бұрын

Now are you diagnosed as neuro divergent or did you see a tiktok once and decide that was you? Sorry, but it's all to common, for fee mails especially, to self diagnose. Then they wrap themselves in that diagnosis as a shield to substitute a personality and to justify shitty behavior. Tiktok is especially guilty of spreading fake disorders. All the dipshits on there pretending to have split personalities are super cringey and total scumbags for making a disorder of any kind into a joke. Now if someone is dealing with it for real, they have to deal with distrust due to these fuckin clowns. Lmao gotdamn if I had a dollar every time one acts as if they are aware of these others and that they can switch on command, I'd be ridiculously rich. One of the key issues with split personality disorder is you don't even know the others exist and you never have control over them. Then the ones who fake torrets are just as shitty because you have people like Sweet Anita trying to spread awareness and these failed abortions are now pretending to have it which makes the disorder into a joke. I went off on a tangent, but I really hate what fakers are doing to those who suffer through this shit for real. They should be ashamed of themselves and if they cause any real harm to befall Anita because they're fakers, I hope they themselves get their whole bodies degloved. Google it for nightmare fuel

@kunalbose33

2 жыл бұрын

Do not let someone disrespect you, in social interactions, it sends a signal to everyone that you are easy to insult/bother. Always get even by giving a quick smart insult back to them or atleast do something.

@thousandyardgavri2785

Жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel better... Im sure people hate her if she doesn't hate herself... And internet strangers hate her...

12:18 I'm glad he wasn't fired cause that definitely cost the hotel allot of money

Just be very calm and condescending, and when they try to start an argument, turn around and brush the dust off your shoulder. Then walk away.

story at 34:58 has a dog dying violently, if anyone wants to skip that :(

@transsnack

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the heads up.

25:44 I'm a wheelchair user, but invisible disabilities exist. You can't tell what someone has or doesn't have just by looking at them. That guy could have towed a disabled person's car.

What is up with the bots in the comment section?!

@GrilledCheese_Master

2 жыл бұрын

It probably won’t do anything but I reported them all

@GeorgieB1965

2 жыл бұрын

I think this happens on channels that don't receive a lot of comments in general and doesn't spend the time moderating/curating thus making it easier to slip Spam in.

@loopedmess

2 жыл бұрын

Susan needs money.

@wingersdingers

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't done anything to you!, leave me alone!!

@AwkwardBlackGal613

2 жыл бұрын

@@GeorgieB1965 Nope. Those bots are on many channels, even those with 1 million plus subscribers.

These are some of the greatest stories I've ever heard! I'm 5 stories in and these folks are incredible with the pettiness

The dude who killed the dog would not be alive if it was me.

Beef-stu: I saw this story and loved it.

"This isn't monopoly, this is Krispy Kreme" is probably the best one. 31:01 So that cop arrested the guy who did the hit-and-run, right? Right?

23:56 you should hire her and let her deal with customers just like her

Teaching bullies a lesson is great, but u HAVE TO tell them why it isn't right in an object way. "Don't bully people, not ev3n because it's mean and not the right thing to do, but because u never know who you're messing with. There's always someone stronger, there's always someone meaner and more badass than you. Also, being a jerk not only Jason social consequences so forget those, think about the fact that they could hurt u or unalive u for it. Weapons exist and someone could be hiding one. John Wayne Gacy didn't seem to anyone like he could ever hurt anyone at all, not just cuz he was fat and a happy go lucky seeming guy, but because he was a respected person in his community. Imagine if some knucklehead tried to bully him?

The job application: the meanest thing op could’ve done is actually hire her

The EMT dog story was just… fucked up.

Should have picked the dog up and PUT IT IN YOUR CAR omg

How does a small town have 150 kids at a party?

I would have lost my shit at that driver.

Germans be like: Es tut mir leid, mein Englisch ist nicht gut! Then be like: That movie was insidious! Also did you hear what that French guy said?! I speak quite broken conversational German and happen to know that in Germany, you learn at least two foreign languages; English and another language in high school. I wish I knew more than two languages but I can hardly hold a conversation in my native language lmao

That dog one was so incredibly cruel, I have trouble even comprehending that. What the fuck is wrong with people???

23:23 >> You had her job application with her info on it. Don't throw it away, use it to get revenge.

Lol. The first one is literally a scene at the beginning of the original Roadhouse.

19:23 If this really did even happen... Don't let this story gas you up... I've seen plenty of over confident tall and/or bigger dudes get mopped up by some short and/or seemingly weaker dudes. Height and weight advantages means very little if you don't know how to use it. lol

34:14 This is as priceless as dude's face after the Redditor's boyfriend kissed his hand XD

LOVE IS MAGIC !

Love is magic

I could never be rude to someone. It would make me feel bad

21:46 “SHIT leader” 😂

@Korean_Kitty

Жыл бұрын

The TTS voice cannot tell "shit" and "shift" apart.

The dog one made me so sad and i cant handle animal death🧸

Stories like the last make me wish we had the technology to implant dreams and memories into peoples brains so that arse would see daily flashes of himself being run over.

Love is Magic ✨

*Content and possible trigger warning.* Not normally rude (to me at least) but he has been generally off/rude the last couple of days so I'm gonna comment. A work friend/colleague was calling me out for not doing work (which I was, he mostly stood around for 1.5-2 hours), and kept seemly projecting or something so I basically called him on how he regularly brings up having sex with (relevant at the moment) 16 year olds while being in his 40s. Literally just happened today.

In the US you can turn right at a red light if there's no oncoming traffic, well I stopped for half a second too long for the person behind me, they started honking and yelling out their window. So, I waited for the green light. Petty yes, but don't yell at me.

Riding a bike in a crosswalk/sidewalk differs from State to State

Love is Magic

36:18 People like this need to be put on death row frickin murdering a innocent animal for no good reason someone like this killed my frickin cat FIRST DAY OF 8TH GRADE WE FOUND HER ON THE FRICKIN ROAD EYE HANGING OUT AND THAT MONSTER NO WHERE TO BE SEEN!!!!!...... the pee was able to be seen on the road for two whole months frickin monster frickin killed my childhood best friend that was always there for me never even got to say goodbye to her and i swear if i find the person that did that they will be frickin sorry that also caused a chain effect where my cats kid stopped eating and died a year after RIP shadow and minx i miss you both

As an Employee for MAC for over 21 years, I don't claim the lady at 2:46 😂

Can someone explain how to make these tts videos? I want to make thousands of them for everyone! These topics are my favorite but I can’t find one that I haven’t watched yet so I want to make lots for everyone so that there’s always one you haven’t seen yet:) I would love for someone to show me how! How to get the tts, What background music to use, how to slowly reveal the text as the voice reads it, the whole thing! Any advice will be amazing! Thank you, and I soon hope to make content for everyone to watch:)

33:13 I can relate

love is magic

the dog story at the end makes me want to do things to that person so violent i would be locked up for life. i hope they remember what they did for the rest of their fucking lives.

I wasn’t ready for the dog story…

*Love Is Magic!*

Love is magic.

lOvE iS mAgIc

13:24 is that the goose from Untitled Goose Game by any chance?

19:55 if u work at maccas then u r just doing the normal

What does TLDR stands for?

@Korean_Kitty

Жыл бұрын

Too long, don't read.

@Teddy_Graham

Жыл бұрын

@@Korean_Kitty thank YOU!! This stomped the heck out of me.

Russel Crowe is such a weird guy.

Wow

Van Dammy

14.16 sure and everyone clapped

Love is magic💕😘💪🏾🙏🏾🎊👍🏾🎂🤭😆😁😄😃😀🥹🥲

Without a doubt less then 10% of these stories are true.

13:16 The goose attack and the revenge on the woman are unrelated. Geese are assholes.

@Calamibee

2 жыл бұрын

R/woooosh *Ya missed the joke, buddy*

@serge263

2 жыл бұрын

@@Calamibee Geese aren't a fucking joke. What are you talking about?

I have a legit disability that heavily affects my movement and brain (I have dementia at age 34) keep in mind I don't make a habit of it, but there have been a few times where I have parked in a disability spot even though I don't have a permit 😏 am I wrong? I know I should just go get one, but I feel like my physical issues are getting worse, sometimes I have "epileptic" type fits, they aren't often- but if I'm behind the wheel, it shouldn't happen at all 🤯

the dog one was fucking horrible

I am like number 782

My partner's late father was called Russel Crowe....just not THAT Russel Crowe 😋

Existing

Wow sounds like that Mac customer was over stressed and really needed to have the makeup for the shoot, without going to multiple stores, she sounded upset at the store not you, she was venting and most stores suck so as the cashier you could've have been awesome and did something to make her feel better. I know unless someone is just making my job harder I'm not rude back to them.

Jesus died for you was buried and rose again on the third day according to the scriptures. If you confess with your mouth Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved. please repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

@phoenix402

2 жыл бұрын

i think i'll pass on the religious propaganda in the youtube comment section, thank you.

@thatonedummy5716

2 жыл бұрын

my fatherless detector is going off the charts

@Snow_Skitter

2 жыл бұрын

There’s better things I could do with my mouth than use it for religious purposes thank you very much

@God.-.._.

Жыл бұрын

I say stop shoving religious propaganda down people's throats. I have commanded it.

@thatonedummy5716

Жыл бұрын

though shal not walk around with stick up ass

Im a cashier in a very nice grocery store. Its by the beach so mainly people are actually prerry nice but thatcstory about senior day had me rolling😂

11:51 these types are a lot of fun. You wouldn't image the look on there face as the duct tape goes over the mouth and the scalpel comes out.

Love is magic