Before I went to Europe by myself my dad told me, "When your over there just remember...I'm no Liam Nesson."

@MankindFails

9 жыл бұрын

How did you manage to come back alive then ?

@MouathAlghamdi

9 жыл бұрын

Mankindfails Stewie and Brian

@MankindFails

9 жыл бұрын

uglyboyentertainment In Youlldieistan in a town called Killingrad.

@ruispuuro

9 жыл бұрын

That is actually very hilarious! I'm european and i'm sure i would be afraid to travel to america just by myself too. btw another thing that is hilarious is that in europe we think of americans as kinda naive childish people , but if i have understood correctly , americans think of europeans as uptight and phony. xD

@McTrollenstein

9 жыл бұрын

ruispuuro eh.. snobby, pretentious and naive. those are the words i'd use.

As an European I agree, Americans, don't come to Europe.

@JohnnyElRed

9 жыл бұрын

Exactly. We have enough problems fighting between us about who is responsable of European Union problems, and how the countries that don't form part of it blame it of their problems.

@Checkedbox

9 жыл бұрын

Sanic thought the same about America :]

@tahasedjal9380

9 жыл бұрын

Sanic I went to murica, it wasnt that great either... I didnt see one single eagle. And I heard murica was the land of freedom and that there was so much freedom you could roll on the floor and the floor was made of freedom, that was a lie, the floors are made of asphalt like any other place.

@Checkedbox

9 жыл бұрын

Sanic there wasn't anything amazing. There wasn't anything bad either. Just seemed average - whats the hype about? :o I agree some cities are nice and the UK only has London as a large city cuz we so tiny : p

@Checkedbox

9 жыл бұрын

Taha Sedjal ;D

"Liam's Nissan." My life is complete XD

@AjayGupta-jn6eu

7 жыл бұрын

That One Cosmic Autobot

@gjaeigjiajeg

3 жыл бұрын

i died right there

@SteveCarras

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it.

@steveforsing13

3 жыл бұрын

That was funny but he had me at “Stay vengeful my friends!”

@vocalbooth8585

2 жыл бұрын

SENT me 👏

I don't know why, but I was dying after hearing Liam's Nissan.

@jackhackett80

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Beyda ...in the middle of that laughter now...

@finlaymcewan

8 жыл бұрын

+jackhackett80 omg same here

@thinishakamini3980

8 жыл бұрын

same!

@AvPal_Arts

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Beyda same here!!

@nocturnalsingularity6006

6 жыл бұрын

is it because you just finished the blunt you light up 5min ago haha

Taken 4 = His dog gets kidnapped... Taken 5 = His neighbor gets kidnapped... Taken 6 = His neighbors daughter gets kidnapped... Taken 7 = His neighbors daughters dog gets kidnapped... Taken 8 = His long lost secret granddaughter from a forgotten marriage gets kidnapped... Taken 9 = He moves into a nursing home - and the Director gets kidnapped.... Taken 10 = His long lost secret grandson from a forgotten marriage goes through intensive military training and takes over as lead character. But eventually ends up being kidnapped...

@jamaicanrain2757

9 жыл бұрын

OMFG!

@zerothefaceless4888

9 жыл бұрын

Not kidnapped. Taken.

@rpsyco

9 жыл бұрын

Taken 11 = His soul is Taken by Satan, and he must get it back.

@TheIronnia

9 жыл бұрын

rpsyco lol

@hanna-justinawalliarosalin8769

9 жыл бұрын

Taken 6 sounds like the Korean movie the man from nowhere, which actually was quite awesome though cliche ridden.

Taken 1: They took his daughter. Taken 2: They took his wife. Taken 3: They took his daughter. Taken 4: They turkk his jerrb Taken 5: Dey durkka durrk

@karlheinrich6506

9 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahah cant stop laughing!

@kpaschal84

9 жыл бұрын

BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

@javierlopez9264

9 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! OMFG! LOLOLOL

@zonedog1

9 жыл бұрын

this comment seriously should have more likes

@jerrinm7691

9 жыл бұрын

LMAO. nice one. people should remember to end it with the "cocka doodle doo!" the rooster finished it

"...a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed" LMAO!!!

@TheBreadSliceMaster

8 жыл бұрын

+Matt Foley oh god, took me a while to understand it. now i cant stop laughing ahahaha. i think they watched too much porn

@mattfoley4425

8 жыл бұрын

+Nosferatu Lol. What happened to him after you hit?

@Verinexa

2 жыл бұрын

I read toast i didn't get it 😄 Five years later see how many thumbs up you've got

@waddupmanitsjohn

2 жыл бұрын

This movie is the boomer dad’s ultimate daydream

So taken is like finding Nemo but for adults

@matrixgamer8723

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, sums it up really 😂😂😂

@pratikrawal6519

6 жыл бұрын

I am Kira nailed it

@blue-eyedfangirl8760

6 жыл бұрын

i want to argue with this put i can't

@patricahardy1081

5 жыл бұрын

Popular with the locals

@thisisajang

5 жыл бұрын

Truer words never been spoken, my friend

Taken is just a much more violent version of Finding Nemo.

@Sodasaman

9 жыл бұрын

I don't know what specie you are, i don't know in what reef you live, but i will sense you, and i wil try to eat you.

@kenisu-of-dragons5766

9 жыл бұрын

Taking Nemo

@kennethmccormick1791

9 жыл бұрын

Finding Nemo >>> Taken

@croc560

9 жыл бұрын

But Liam didn't need the help of somebody with a mental disability.

@Sodasaman

9 жыл бұрын

William Roney marine biology is my speciality after all

"Sending Americans everywhere an important message: Don't go to Europe!" ... ... It almost seems like this trilogy could've been made by Europeans specifically to deter Americans wanting to visit Europe.

@logandachaos

8 жыл бұрын

sounds legit

@CeCe25234

8 жыл бұрын

they're on to us i repeat the americans are on to us

@suzawilo

8 жыл бұрын

+Pia Tozan 😃😃😃😃😃

@yvettej.9896

8 жыл бұрын

+Tenaar Feiri She was "taken" by the French and it has been said that they do not like Americans. Haha!

@terrinmartin9104

8 жыл бұрын

hmmmm?

"Enjoy these 2 films that confirmed every over-protective dad's worst fears" LOL

@prompt000

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure validating those fears is exactly the point of the movies and the fact they did so well just shows how many of those fathers there are.

film one: girl gets taken in Europe; film two: let's go on holiday in Europe to get over this... doh

@eosphoros1442

8 жыл бұрын

+Nathan Matthew Yeah, Europe is just like that. Everyone waiting to kidnap Americans ... I don't know why, it's cultural ...

@natty187

8 жыл бұрын

just normal to have grenades being thrown around and stuff ;) lol

@jirimasa5143

8 жыл бұрын

+Nathan Matthew well, Istanbul...

@moist_captain

8 жыл бұрын

huge gliche: starring liam wait...... oh yes... niison? neison?

@JustFlemishMe

8 жыл бұрын

+Nathan Matthew Because Paris = Istanbul, or France = Turkey. Turkey is more Asia than it's Europe, and Istanbul is literally on the edge.

I love how the trailer points out that there are two categories of people. 1. People that don't want their throats destroyed 2. People that do want their throats destroyed

@Jayrage

9 жыл бұрын

ifyouknowwhatimean

@daltonsmith6704

9 жыл бұрын

ok.is your profile pic ansem,riku,xehanort or xemnas?that was all too confusing in KH2

@fereydounnavai912

9 жыл бұрын

Razor Eagle td

@daltonsmith6704

9 жыл бұрын

td?

@BethanyEvams

9 жыл бұрын

The sexual undertones tho

I love how the American couple in these movies are played by Neeson (Irish) and Janssen (Dutch). They're written and produced by the French Luc Besson. Perhaps Taken is part of an elaborate European conspiracy to keep American tourists away?

@Thelemonlicorice

11 ай бұрын

mr worldwide

@cooliostarstache5474

6 ай бұрын

Completely pointless, because I don't know why anyone would go to Europe unless they've been kidnapp- er, taken

@kelleyk28

5 ай бұрын

I knew there was another reason besides Neeson to watch this series. I love Besson's movies.

"At some point you have to consider maybe he's a bad parent."

@excellentcollins

8 жыл бұрын

XD

@lewiswells384

8 жыл бұрын

+filmgirlLisa Deadpool ;)

@deathbymazda

7 жыл бұрын

I had a dream I took Liam Neeson's daughter. He just wasn't having it.

@nathanmarsh7976

5 жыл бұрын

I believe that's what the man himself said when asked about doing "4"

@MT-zu2uq

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he was the one who was against her going to Europe in the first place, so maybe the mom was the bad parent for enabling her.

"She left the country to follow u2?! ugh I rather be taken" lmao.

@thereal80sfan

5 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@thomaskittock2866

4 жыл бұрын

U2 is the greatest rock band alive today.

@CptDieHard

4 жыл бұрын

@@thomaskittock2866 It's almost like a conspiracy. I've never heard of anyone who listens to or likes U2

@thomaskittock2866

4 жыл бұрын

@@CptDieHard Okay...? And I know several people who adore them. 70+ million people have heard of them too.

@thesaim1036

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Kittock I really wish downvoting comments on KZread would actually do something sometimes...

"Sending an important message: Don't go to Europe!" SO TRUE! Whenever I say I'm saving up for a trip to go with my friends, they reference this movie!

@dextermorgan4686

Жыл бұрын

Makes totally sense. I would also never travel to the USA, bc "Dexter", "Hannibal", "Criminal Minds", "The Silence of the Lambs", "Psycho", "Seven", etc. have taught me that America is full of (Serial) Killers.

Liam's Nissan did it...I'm crying!

@fozejuvscot9820

8 жыл бұрын

me too XD

@broanonymous2269

8 жыл бұрын

I cri everi tiem

@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017

8 жыл бұрын

+Bro Anonymous I loev you speaelinzg

@DerBiimbo

6 жыл бұрын

For me it wars Kim Bauer 😂😂😂

when his family is kidnaaaaa...i mean taken .... i lost it !!! XD XD XD XD

@jasonbrown4526

4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the funniest Honest Trailers. I lost it when he said "Liam's Nissan"

@barryschwarz

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, me too!

@enbeesnatureconfetti3141

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@purehyperbole5727

3 жыл бұрын

What did you lose?

@shivaniraju791

3 жыл бұрын

@@purehyperbole5727 ma freakin mind lol

Liam Neeson is a jedi master, zeus, and aslan. Why on earth would you try to hurt his family?

@MrTanley99

7 жыл бұрын

He's also Ras al ghul as well

@MrTanley99

7 жыл бұрын

He's also Ras Al Ghul as well

@glykera

4 жыл бұрын

It's cause they don't have American movies in Eastern Europe 😋

@TheAureliac

4 жыл бұрын

And hung like a horse in "Kinsey".

@thejohnson2328

4 жыл бұрын

Right, he could fight against John wick and hitman ant once

Fun fact: When Liam Nissan first read the script to "Taken", he thought it was going to be Straight-to-DVD.

@mneeson94

9 жыл бұрын

Liam who?

@TheLoneLoony

9 жыл бұрын

mneeson94 ...The main character of this movie.

@mneeson94

9 жыл бұрын

TheLoneLoony I know that, he's my cousin, you just spelled my last name wrong...

@TheLoneLoony

9 жыл бұрын

mneeson94 fixed

@mneeson94

9 жыл бұрын

TheLoneLoony lol

i laughed way too hard at the Liam's Nissan part...

@kameleon2.074

9 жыл бұрын

Same!! haha!

@Realracer1998

9 жыл бұрын

LPLP I almost died :D

@edmann00

9 жыл бұрын

Downloader3008 I laughed so hard my voice was almost ...taken :D

I played the “when his family is kidnaaaaa I mean taken” part at least three times and I died every time 😂🤣💀😭

@PsychoThirteen

11 ай бұрын

same with the "third and final takening!", "the worlds Irishniest American." and "Liam's Nissan".

"The World's oldest teenager" :))

I really laughed at: "No one in Europe is safe from Liam Neeson" and you see him looking through a telescope :D

These honest trailers have seriously the best writing I've heard in a while. Keep up the good work guys

The Oldest Teenager.. I'm dead..

@razorcallahan3029

3 жыл бұрын

Most Irish sounding American!

@razorcallahan3029

3 жыл бұрын

Most Irish sounding American!

@Nomadistar

3 жыл бұрын

Not a day over 40. LOL

@eeeeee38093

3 жыл бұрын

Rip

@loblit05

2 жыл бұрын

What about Stiffler?

The only problem I had with the first film was U2. What teenager in 2009 likes U2? Liam's Nissan had me bawlin'.

@adrian_2684

8 жыл бұрын

This.

@christianchiakulas852

8 жыл бұрын

I was a teenager in 2009 and I loved the shit out of U2.

@tristanhartup4936

8 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing Luc Besson thought that's what American teenagers in 2009 were into.

@jackleague3086

7 жыл бұрын

Hipsters and people who appreciate music

@itayeldad3317

7 жыл бұрын

Apple?

So she went to Europe to follow the band U2 around? As in that same band I cant get off my fucking iphone

@micolepalomo5114

9 жыл бұрын

I thought i was the only one! Lol

@Willams78

9 жыл бұрын

Lol! Man I have that same problem. U2 just made its way on my I phone.

@1Dyermaker

9 жыл бұрын

U2 is not even that bad.

@7Namjoon

9 жыл бұрын

Googlewhythefuckdoyou Letmetakethisstupidname Nobody said it was bad. I still don't want them on my phone though

@sandrasurchi3598

9 жыл бұрын

BandsAreLifeBruh I had to watch 50 tutorials on how to remove them aaha

Absolutely shocked that no mention was made about Maggie Grace's character's habit of just yelling someone's name (DAD!!/MOM!! etc) and then running toward them like a drunk Bambi, limbs heading in random directions. Happens at least 6 times across both films, and I'd have had money on this being the focal point of a joke in an Honest Trailer....

@christianbrix4311

9 ай бұрын

Thank you! This is the comment I was looking for. The one that stands out to me is when Mills arrives for her birthday party, and she runs towards him in a way that made me question whether she has cerebral palsy and I missed that fact. Also an extremely annoying character, played by an actress who is both devoid of any talent and a decade too old for the role

"A very particular set of skills that make him a nightmare to all people who don't want their throats destroyed." Ha! 🤣

"Stay vengeful my friends" lol

Say, "I feel so... Worn... And stretched... Like a single book, panned out into three movies"

@TheFukkles

9 жыл бұрын

You're a hero for posting this. Thank you.

@YodragonWasTaken

9 жыл бұрын

TheFukkles Get this man a medal!

Taken us long enough

@WillOnTheWeb

9 жыл бұрын

It's the voice dude!

@horstweinert7204

9 жыл бұрын

You killed it with "Liams Nissan" best part of the entire vid

@SJO897

9 жыл бұрын

I love you Mr Bailey

@jollygreengiantdrums

9 жыл бұрын

Lol dude nice job xD

@epicvoiceguy

9 жыл бұрын

Semilore Olusa Love you too. :)

I would pay all of my money to see Liam Neeson literally tear down the Eiffel Tower.

First they took his daughter, then they took his wife... now they take his dog.

@RKNELIAS

8 жыл бұрын

+ArmchairIntelligence But that is John Wick

@pruray

4 жыл бұрын

That's John wick dude.

@pruray

4 жыл бұрын

There literally is a movie about that. But then who doesn't love dogs.

@LonelyCinderella123

3 жыл бұрын

The interesting part is he gets even madder when they take his dog.

@roelmartinvandervelde9407

3 жыл бұрын

They had better not touch his car and give him a pencil.

America's about to get #Taken for the third time! So revisit the first two Takenings, which prove that Liam Neeson should pretty much stay out of Europe. #HonestTrailers

@mic_cabe94

9 жыл бұрын

Do 21 and 22 Jump Street

@henriquefernandes3447

9 жыл бұрын

you guys should do the original mad max movies before the new one comes out.

@georjeanortega11

9 жыл бұрын

HONEST TRAILERS - BIG HERO 6 PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

@deshaunruiz3994

9 жыл бұрын

Argo Say: When Gotham falls, then you have my permission to die

@noelrodriguez6625

9 жыл бұрын

Say: is mayonnaise an instrument?

Taken Taken 2: Takener Taken 3: Takenest

@TheodoreGrammar

9 жыл бұрын

Taken 4: Retaken...the reckoning

@andmicbro1

9 жыл бұрын

Teddy Graham haha! I think you nailed it!

@AlexSmith-nj3br

9 жыл бұрын

Teddy Graham Haha, best one yet

@acepoker9668

9 жыл бұрын

Xezatt Taken 6:Kill Bill

@RichardHorpe

9 жыл бұрын

Taken: the awakening

when his family is kidnaaa😝😝i mean taken hhhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂

@hoangminh529

6 жыл бұрын

1:28

@brionmartin5693

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

You guys should do The Shining.

@alecdaley6105

7 жыл бұрын

+Carlos Salgado-Alicea You mean "Shinning"

@disturbedlife5691

7 жыл бұрын

Alec Daley shut up boy! Ya wanna get suuued?

@Cuzjudd

7 жыл бұрын

Beeeeeeeeeeeeewbs

Honest trailer for The Interview

@heartlessflower

9 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@_JS96

9 жыл бұрын

Oh man, this!

@nikitakuznetsov8446

9 жыл бұрын

Hell yes!!!!!!!!!!

@kimjongun300

9 жыл бұрын

NO!

@submarcos8456

9 жыл бұрын

GOD YES!!

Do an honest trailer of the hangover trilogy

@HyouVizer

9 жыл бұрын

you think they've already done that by now but nope lol

@karljohnson668

9 жыл бұрын

Ya make a honest trailer for hangover!!!!! What are u for?

3:16 This is pure irony, because Tooken is an actual spoof film based on Taken.

You're joking about throats, but it's actually the second most effective way to disable a person. You don't think that Liam hitting villains balls would be as awesome looking do you?

Oh my, this is one of the funnier trailers screen junkies has done lately. It perfectly nails how ridiculous the Taken movies are, and how that also makes them awesome. Man this was hilarious!

Tooken : When Frodo's friend is abducted while outside of the Shire, he will travel across Middle Earth to get him back. He has a specific set of skills to help him, which includes but is not limited to, putting on a magic ring that turns him invisible, crying while backing away slowly in horror and unsheathing a sword that glows when danger is around.

Holy hell the neck destruction joke had me reeling, amazing job!

This was my most favorite Honest Trailer Yet...

Taken 3, the final one? Nah, in the pipeline are undoubtedly: Taken 4: Taken Out The Trash Taken 5: Having Your Taken Eating It Too Taken 6: Taken The Piss.

@6Rock6God6

9 жыл бұрын

It's Taken: 4 ever

@CerberusLives

9 жыл бұрын

Taken 10: Take 'n' Bake.

@IAmNotYourBuddy

9 жыл бұрын

Taken in He11

@LOLking24680

9 жыл бұрын

IAmNotYourBuddy taken12 (2012)

@crazychris4124

9 жыл бұрын

"Taken 2 The Cleaners" would have been a good name for the 2nd movie

Say "Dr. House Tricked me into studying medicine and it's not so fun at all"

@pokedoctor2087

9 жыл бұрын

Also, could you guys please do and Honest TV trailer on Dr. House?

@ChristophGangrel

9 жыл бұрын

***** YESSSS!!!! And then Dexter!!!

@revamp2334

9 жыл бұрын

Definitely an honest trailer for Dr.house

@FreeSlaveWard

9 жыл бұрын

They have to do Lost.

I used to want Morgan freeman to read me bed time stories, but now I want Liam neeson to tuck me in

@arnold20139

7 жыл бұрын

But why not both at the same time 🤔😜😆

@morganfreeman8049

7 жыл бұрын

Good night

@SteveCarras

3 жыл бұрын

Maggie Grace.

Kim bauer???? Why are you so fu#$%& accurate.

*Legend of Korra* honest trailer pls!

@gid519

9 жыл бұрын

oh god that show is BAD!

@NomadicArchives

9 жыл бұрын

TGMG How?

@gid519

9 жыл бұрын

TheRandomzJake its just is.

@jackandjulia4133

9 жыл бұрын

Because it's a children's' anime...

@AgentMercer

9 жыл бұрын

Legend of Korra is shit, a forced extension of the Avatar series (which was actually good)

Taken 3: The Takening

@maxmustsleep

9 жыл бұрын

i prefer the spinoff: Taken: From Behind

@Sodasaman

9 жыл бұрын

Listen carefully, you will be takenised

@halsoy

9 жыл бұрын

I thought it was "Tooked".

@xickin

9 жыл бұрын

Taken 4: Takener

@faraday1548

9 жыл бұрын

Taken 4: They took the dog!

I love these Honest Trailers, they make my day 😆

...kidnaaaaa... I mean taken hahahahahahaha

Liam's Nissan. Well played...well played...

Dear mr. Epic voice guy from KZread. This is my 7th message, saying PLEASE PLEASE JUST SAY: "Quack quack quack" :(

@MrKennyCakemouth

9 жыл бұрын

i've asked him a million times to say ''wake me... when you need me'' from halo 3. one day man one day

@thomasjeff8242

9 жыл бұрын

i think he said that already......

@DuskPShermanWallaby123

9 жыл бұрын

MrKennyCakemouth didn't he say that?

@MrKennyCakemouth

9 жыл бұрын

Carnivorous Turtle He did? :O when?

@DuskPShermanWallaby123

9 жыл бұрын

MrKennyCakemouth Oh.. I dunno, I thought the line sounded familiar though..

I practice Qui-Gon-Do

@Crazymindplow

8 жыл бұрын

+Yuri Vladamir yes, but only when the bullet gets throttled by my monthly data cap.

bahaha - i loved the "skills that make him a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed" line followed by all scenes of him karate chopping people's throats

Say "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads."

@pokedoctor2087

9 жыл бұрын

They should totally do a Back to the future trilogy since it's 2015 and all!

@Killermike2178

9 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they will, since it's the 30th anniversary of the first movie. They can also make fun of predictions they made of 2015 they got right and wrong.

@TeamSolution

9 жыл бұрын

He already said that on one of his Gaming Trailers

@Killermike2178

9 жыл бұрын

Not everybody watches the game trailers...

@TeamSolution

9 жыл бұрын

Umm, never said they did...?

3:23 ENG: sooo on Americans maps of Europe, there still is Czechoslovakia... ?! Wow...I guess 22 years is not enough for geopolitical news to reach other side of the Atlantic :)

@SamoMalo2

9 жыл бұрын

Everybody knows Hungary is the capital of Europe :)

@Mitche23

9 жыл бұрын

***** I thought Europe was a country and they speak french there.

@Bounzztothabeat

9 жыл бұрын

***** ...and Russia is the capital of Africa?

@aerysiitargaryen-theabsolu4880

9 жыл бұрын

Germany is reunited on the map. It was probably made around 1991.

@RetryOfHealGuy

9 жыл бұрын

Why the heck should people know about other places that aren't even in their own country? Im from fucking Asia, and i couldn't give a flying fuck about parts of Malaysia or Indonesia

Is it me or nobody notice that he saved his daughter what about other girls which still there 😑😑😑

@calm_compost

5 жыл бұрын

Probably their dads are on their way...😁

@MahdiShibly

4 жыл бұрын

@@calm_compost their dads don't have particular set of skills 😂

@jamesteodoro9204

3 жыл бұрын

@@MahdiShibly lol, nice one

@chandanv8769

2 жыл бұрын

There were 12 of them and all were dead due to over dose it was mentioned in the movie.

Liam's Nissan!

just watched taken last night... I REAL-LEEAM impressed

@DOA220

9 жыл бұрын

You may say... I was Breath-TAKEN

@Walker-ow7vj

9 жыл бұрын

Seeing these terrible jokes i was TAKEN from this world

@HumanBehindMask

9 жыл бұрын

These puns will be TAKEN too far.

@stankwedge4553

9 жыл бұрын

Last week I left my computer on the subway, I came back to see if it was still there, but it was TAKEN, to add to insult some homeless black guy said, "Yo shit got TOOKED!!!!"

@purefatdude2

9 жыл бұрын

TheWalkingDead1444 i guess you TAKEN the pun away from the sentence. Oh wait... shit.

Say: "You have failed this city!"

@aemzso

9 жыл бұрын

Arrow *^* Awesome

@SirWeibrot

9 жыл бұрын

Yup :D He could also say: "My name... is Olliver Queen. After 5 years on a hellish island I've come home with only one goal: To safe... my... City. But to do so I can't be the killer I once was. To honor my friends memory I must be someone else. I must be.... something.... else! Previously on Arrow."

@astonmatheson4945

9 жыл бұрын

You my friend...are amazing

@SirWeibrot

9 жыл бұрын

Aston Matheson haha thank you :D

@keebs9375

9 жыл бұрын

You just made my day

Didnt even mention that the daughters friend was also kidna...taken too but never showed up again. Assumed dead.

@coryhuntington13

8 жыл бұрын

he found her dead when he entered their house she was upstairs in the bed she was still handcuffed to the bed

@jackbaxter2223

8 жыл бұрын

+CaseNumber00 He rescued her but when he left to destroy some Eastern European throats he returned to find her dead.

@katelyntran7390

8 жыл бұрын

It was actually her cousin not her friend

@TheBoxingNinja

8 жыл бұрын

+CaseNumber00 He found her. She died of an over dose.

@kenstoner882

8 жыл бұрын

Wht a dumbass

Throat destruction @ 1:15 😂😂😂

-Liam Neeson -Liam Neeson's knees, son -Liam Neeson's niece on his knees, son -He's on a Nissan

@HumanBehindMask

9 жыл бұрын

Vine much?

I never did notice all of the throat destruction. Now that's all I am going to think about when seeing these films. Oh, heres a challenge. Try making an honest trailer on Liam Neeson`s The Gray. Trying to put a funny spin on that one is like trying to pick fly shit out of a pepper shaker with 16 oz. boxing gloves while drunk.

@E3ECO

9 жыл бұрын

"The Gray" would be too easy. It's two hours of male angst with more stupidity than a Dumb and Dumber movie.

@TheDocbach

9 жыл бұрын

***** I can definitely see the angst part. I don't remember all of the stupidity though.

@E3ECO

9 жыл бұрын

E Bach Just about everything they did was the opposite of what we were taught at survival school. They practically begged the wilderness to kill them. Leaving the wreckage was their worst mistake, but there were others.

The Uber driver line....I nearly spat out my G&T 😂

When his family is kidnaa...i mean taken 🤣🤣🤣 LOL

Lost it at "TOOKEN" LMAo

@Lego6979

9 жыл бұрын

Adam VanderZouwen I don't even get it.

@uzi987

9 жыл бұрын

WAY too late to lose it, the trailer ended when you lost it.

Do a LUCY Honest Trailer!!!!

@fuckenps3

9 жыл бұрын

Needs to be destroyed.

@morganmememachine466

9 жыл бұрын

I second this!

@1832Khaled

9 жыл бұрын

They've already done it

@fuckenps3

9 жыл бұрын

No they didn't /playlist?list=PL86F4D497FD3CACCE

@1832Khaled

9 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's not in the playlist, but I saw it and it was very funny xD

"Skills such as junkie rehabilitation" LOOOL :D

who is watching this in 2016 ? liam's nissan lool

@michaelhall1688

7 жыл бұрын

I am.

@adamthestimator

7 жыл бұрын

2017...

@steveforsing13

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, watching this in 2021. Still funny AF.

i love honest trailers because it points out errors that i did not notice that i feel i should have.great job guys ! keep it up

"stay vengeful my friends" Hahaha, that was hilarious

That Kim Bauer line is epic lmao

No one in Europe is safe from Liam Neeson... hahahaha I lost it

It actually makes sense to aim for the throat, since it cuts off oxygen, if briefly, and also stuns the person you attacked.

Notice the U2 tour map at the end. On it, Chechoslovakia exists yet Yugoslavia doesn't.

@DonColonel

9 жыл бұрын

What is this the 1980s?

@Agnessa92

9 жыл бұрын

pause at 3:23 and you'll see "Yugosla..." below Liam's hand.

@robertjusic9097

9 жыл бұрын

***** And Croatia isn´t in Yugoslavia o.O

@Nightraven26

9 жыл бұрын

I think while Montenegro was still a part of Serbia it was called Yugoslavia, even after Croatia and Slovenia left. That's why NATO bombed Yugoslavia, I think

@CuibusAlecs

9 жыл бұрын

Proof that americans suck at geography

"I practice Qui-Gsn-Do" and I love screenjunkies! Keep the laughs coming!

Lol... stay vengeful my friends...

I'm having an Honest Trailers marathon over here and just gotta say that you guys are absolutely amazing! They are hilarious!.....keep up the excellent work! Oh and please tell the voice over guy I want to hire him to officiate my funeral. When I'm dead.

Taken 4: Where's My Dog Taken 5: Where's My Daughter's Dog Taken 6: Where Did My Dog Take My Daughter Taken 7: Where's My Toaster Oven Taken 8: Got My Oven but Lost My Frozen Pizza Taken 9: Where's My House Taken 10: So Many Sequels He's So Old That He's Taken to a Retirement Home

ok, I laughed and cried the entire time...the taken-ning??? I can't rn...😂😂😂😥😂😂😂

LMFAOOO 😂😂😂 I almost pissed myself at the throat compilation

In Taken 4 his dog will be kidnapped

@battlefieldtr88

9 жыл бұрын

will be taken*

@9wowable

9 жыл бұрын

You clear don't get the joke, go play Minecraft or some shit.

@duplitoaejr

9 жыл бұрын

That's the prequel, where Liam Nelson is a teenager and his dog gets taken by some bullies at school.

@Gteesma

9 жыл бұрын

***** Life is taken on Taken 3.

@monkyyy0

9 жыл бұрын

tooken five has the exact same dog takeneninged again, and it ends in neclear war. Yes taken borne is also a nuclear engineer

As a challenge, do Bourne Identity! pls?

@Jeanmat

9 жыл бұрын

The first movie, not the shitty Legacy one

@Mystikhatgirl

9 жыл бұрын

I love bourne legacy soooo shuuuuuut

@Jeanmat

9 жыл бұрын

***** Good point

@Mystikhatgirl

9 жыл бұрын

I don't mean this is z perfect movie, but jeremy renner was really great, and the action is amazing

@mialili669

9 жыл бұрын

hah my cousin was desh in the bourne ultimatum :D

Stay Vengeful my friends. hahahaha that was brilliant

"stay vengeful my friends" I died!!! 😂😂

"Don't go to Europe" - that made me laugh so hard, epic!

do Pirates of the carribbean

@evanbuchanan9253

9 жыл бұрын

Love those movies.

@evanbuchanan9253

9 жыл бұрын

***** I don't know I liked those as well. Not as much as the first two but they were good still.

@evanbuchanan9253

9 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah, I agree.

@snowsofie

9 жыл бұрын

yas even though they're amazing except for maybe the fourth

this is definitely the best honest trailer in quite a while

Liams Nissan. LMAO I’m dead.

Taken 2 was awesome. I guess because I use to live in Istanbul it's one of my favorite cities in the world behind Osaka and Singapore and Marrakech.

@czechchineseamerican

9 жыл бұрын

Enes Nadir Comoglu I think it was implied that one of the major reasons why blazer liked Taken 2 were the scenic (or seemingly scenic, I haven't been there) shots of Istanbul.

Please do Hey Arnold! the movie honest trailer :D

@CostanzaKramer1

9 жыл бұрын

Why does this not have 69,000 thumbs up

@airachica

9 жыл бұрын

CostanzaKramer1 Spread the word and maybe it will! :D

@Thedarkassassin88

9 жыл бұрын

Hey Arnold! got a movie?

@airachica

9 жыл бұрын

Thedarkassassin88 Yes it was made in 2002

@Thedarkassassin88

9 жыл бұрын

AiraChica Very well.

"But most of all, he's a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed.." lmaoooo

The Hostel movies already convinced me to not go to Europe.

@polb.9201

8 жыл бұрын

+Kemal Johnson So true :((

@brianokello5355

8 жыл бұрын

+Kemal Johnson lol, same here.

@misfithorde3793

8 жыл бұрын

+Kemal Johnson Why? Are bad goreporn movies common in Europe?

@ApPillon

8 жыл бұрын

That movie is gross :c

@mattfoley4425

8 жыл бұрын

+Kemal Johnson At least not to Slovakia where all this sick shit happens.