"Everyone was a drunken chain smoker so they were easy to knock out." That was one of your best lines.

@jessicacollins4042

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao its so good

@WiLDCHiLD.

2 жыл бұрын

followed by the sober incel line * *chef's kiss* * 🤣

@Metal0sopher

2 жыл бұрын

I like the next one. Incel is a superpower.

@brianbaker2884

2 жыл бұрын

So basically today? Lol

@angelface101ful

2 жыл бұрын

I agree!!! I had to rewatch it haha

Bond checks into hotels because the series has never really been about being a spy. It's about being a celebrity on vacation in beautiful locales around the world.

@nickllama5296

2 жыл бұрын

Ian Fleming has often said that the whole spy thing is just so Bond can meet up with hot ladies, and... you know... do Bond things with them.

@andrewjohnson6716

2 жыл бұрын

I would suggest the book The Irregulars if you want to now just how unlike a Bond movie the spycraft of the time the original Bond novels were written really was.

@mrmeerkat1096

2 жыл бұрын

There is a element of truth in that. It's like they want to shoot scenes around the globe in certain locations and then write a plot to connect them all.

@reav3rtm

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickllama5296 He is bonding with them obviously.

@whwhywhywhywhywhywhy

2 жыл бұрын

That's what being a spy was prior to the cold war lol

Baddie: “I’m in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.” Bond: “Inspector who?”

@jch010

2 жыл бұрын

Connery: InSHpectre who?

@louisduarte8763

2 жыл бұрын

No, he's a Doctor.

@Statalyzer

2 жыл бұрын

Inspect her hoo?

@optillian4182

2 жыл бұрын

Ligma balls.

@AccidentalNinja

2 жыл бұрын

Gadget. Inspector Gadget.

"how much of this is Bond and how much is Connery, we'll never know" yikes but good line lol

@stevenscott2136

2 жыл бұрын

@vbddfy euuyt I imagine Bond slacking off on his Japan-familiarization research, frantically cramming before his trip, and then being too egotistical to keep his mouth shut about things he barely skimmed.

@SorbetCitron17

2 жыл бұрын

Even better in french. Connerie = stupidity

@kelvinp.coleman563

Жыл бұрын

@@stevenscott2136 Fortunately the Japanese are too polite and deferential to point out that their foreign guests are talking a lot of smack and getting everything wrong. 🙂

@yellowgreengo6764

Жыл бұрын

yeah baby!

Fun fact: Ian Flemming liked Connery's preformance so much that he canonically made Bond scottish.

@bobjohnson5557

2 жыл бұрын

Okay Snips

@malibustacys80085

2 жыл бұрын

Additional fun fact: He didn't like Sean Connery at first and thoght he was a bad choice for the role, but then changed his mind.

@jeanniemaycrawford4466

2 жыл бұрын

@@malibustacys80085 this

@alm2187

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, @@jeanniemaycrawford4466, I heard the part where he was against Connery's casting in the first place, then later gave the Dr. No final cut a thumbs-down. After what film did he warm up to Sean?

@Modernww2fare

2 жыл бұрын

@@alm2187 From Russia With Love

Respect to the editors who made all the intros with their original style for just a 4 seconds sketch

@ragarcon

2 жыл бұрын

The don't react to stuff

@user-cd4bx6uq1y

2 жыл бұрын

977th. Lol

@vice.nor.virtue

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I though that was quite masterful. Really seamless job on that one. A*

@marbellaotaiza801

Жыл бұрын

Respecc

@magnum3.14

2 күн бұрын

If I remember correctly, it is just one person. They mention them a few times in the commentaries

"This is the ideal evil body. You may not like it, but this is what peak evil performance looks like" That cracked me up :D

@InvestmentBankr

2 жыл бұрын

it's the moment i "liked", you may not like it, but that's peak comedy

@kimjohnmwale

2 жыл бұрын

Dr eggman types are legit ideal evil bods 😅😅

@shahsadsaadu5817

2 жыл бұрын

Tyson fury liked that

@jonathanbaker4361

2 жыл бұрын

Well back then girth was associated with wealth and power. Today most people are just obese. Yay cheap food.

@kimjohnmwale

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanbaker4361 lol that was a thing where I come from too more body more money 😅

Bond was the ultimate wish-fulfilment back in the day. The UK was just done with rationing and here was this guy who smoked like a chimney (the best cigarettes) and never coughed; drank like a fish (the best liquors) and never got hungover; and ate the best gourmet food but never gained weight.

@Gilliganfrog

Жыл бұрын

And drove fancy cars, traveled to exotic locals, stayed in luxurious accommodations, did adventurous activities, and got laid on a relentless basis by a never-ending train of beautiful, instantly-enamored women. 🙄

@reidycruise

Жыл бұрын

@B Babbich where you from like ?

@backinblack03

Жыл бұрын

@B Babbich lol what are you smoking?

@sallyjune4109

Жыл бұрын

He also knew his wines, at a time when most people could barely tell red from white.

@marbellaotaiza801

Жыл бұрын

​@@Gilliganfrog "got laid on a relentless basis by a never-ending train of beautiful, instantly-enamored women" and never got an std...

He has his pros and Connerys, but I quickly bonded with the character.

@rmkidd2021

2 жыл бұрын

Damnit take my like

@jfifthb

2 жыл бұрын

we've found the top comment, everyone.

@davincent98

2 жыл бұрын

Enough about the Voice Over Guy, what about 007?

@solidsnake9898

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT

2 жыл бұрын

This Pun. 😂

I love the meetings, the travelling, the checking into hotels, it gives the film and the audience time to breath instead of just chasing from one action filled plot point to another.

@midgetydeath

2 жыл бұрын

And adds immersion.

@oliverholmes-gunning5372

2 жыл бұрын

yep, pacing is pretty much a lost art in modern mainstream cinema, particularly in the action/thriller genres

@Skyebright1

2 жыл бұрын

Agree I think older films got the ambience and excitement better ;)

@willemverheij3412

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, I like movies that let you breathe and actually give you time to get immersed in it, which also makes the action more surprising than if it's constantly happening. It's why I rarely watch new movies any more, I tend to prefer the older ones.

@ianchandler4649

2 жыл бұрын

If only Quantum of Solace knew that.

I love how the "secret" agent tells everyone his real name. There is even one hotel check in where he's like "I'm Bond, James Bond. I have a reservation under the name Mr Bird" Subtle

@robwalsh9843

Жыл бұрын

I also love how Bond will humiliate the villain at a poker table and drop non-subtle hints that he is there to kill him and shut down his operation.

@sebastiansatorius3242

Жыл бұрын

There is a fan theory that actually every agent 007 is called James Bond. That is why he is active for 60 years now. When you take up the mantle of 007 you become James Bond

@kennykiller

Жыл бұрын

James Bond itself is the cover just like 007.

@christianlorre

Жыл бұрын

that's part of what Roger Moore was saying, bad guys reveal their plans, all the drinking but still standing, a secret agent who never uses a fake name... the whole thing is tongue in cheek.

@ElPayasoMalo

Жыл бұрын

That is, of course, a reference to the fact that the real man who inspired the name was an ornithologist.

"This British fantasy where they are still at the center of geopolitics" DAMMMMMN

@Telcontar1962

Жыл бұрын

What people fantasise about being "at the centre of geopolitics"? What they loved, though you are too full if yourself to see it, was the glamour of world travel after years of rationing. If yiu looked 10 years later they liked George Smiley. No glamour, we knew we were not the centre at all. You know nothing about the British. Are you American?

@user-cx4gc5lh4b

9 ай бұрын

The British are keenly aware of their descent into a post-Imperial era.

@_jpg

Ай бұрын

@@user-cx4gc5lh4b Well, around half of them. The other half voted leave

I like to think Connery was just really proud of that hatrack trick and insisted on putting it in when he could.

“MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

@artistwithouttalent

2 жыл бұрын

Are they _wrong?_

@painkillerjones6232

2 жыл бұрын

@@artistwithouttalent Yes they are, there is no room for limp-wristed, politically correct "H.R." in the life of Bond!!

@Mike-ul1xn

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say anyone ever _misses_ HR

@tsunamifoxy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-ul1xn Michael Scott: Absofruitly!

@Meela9088

2 жыл бұрын

what do they mean by an m and a q?

Random story time - I once learned to play Baccarat because I was going to be in Monaco and wanted to do the James Bond thing... sans suave and the backing of Her majesty, of course. I got suited and booted and went to Casino de Monte-Carlo specifically to play baccarat. I wandered up... fought through the sea of guys in long shorts, polo shirts and caps, finally making it up the steps. The lovely person at the door told me I looked lovely and asked what I was looking to play. I said "Baccarat". With a gentle sigh and a smile I was advised that no one plays that anymore and to open a table would require something special (money loaded players - which I was not). Blackjack it was for me that night , along with some jolly nice folk wearing long shorts who were bored of the slots. Good night... dream shattering, but good

@dricardkr

2 жыл бұрын

👌🏽🤣

@Asahamana

2 жыл бұрын

I imagine If 5 of the richest people in world would go and play baccarat the casino would Have to get some 90 year old retired dealer from the retirement house because he is the only one WHO knows the rules. Except he is almost blind, can barely hear and hes hands hurt too much to move. Also he only speaks French. 😄

@alaskanmooseman5975

2 жыл бұрын

they still play in Macau ;)

@christopherwilson88

2 жыл бұрын

Try going to Macau. It's hard to find a table playing something OTHER than baccarat. Most of the casinos other than the major ones (Gran Lisboa, Venetian, etc.) pretty much have just that and slots.

@Statalyzer

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't Baccarat 99% luck, vs Blackjack which is still mostly luck but does actually have meaningful decisions involved?

The "fighting like your drunk step-dad" killed me!

Oh c'mon. Bond checking into hotels is riveting stuff, lol.

@Usario321

2 жыл бұрын

I love it for some reason

@LeonardoWilhelm

2 жыл бұрын

These movies are basically creepy dad fantasies where you sit around in a hotel, women throw themselves at you and you spend most of your time drinking haha

@andrewnicholson4278

2 жыл бұрын

"I am living in your walls" Necros *muffled where has everybody gone by the pretenders*

@thewizzard3150

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeonardoWilhelm poor jealous millennials can't get any action because the activists won't let you. auh!

@TRINZINI

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeonardoWilhelm No wonder JFK was a big fan ! ;)

Before Edgar Wright’s _Last Night in Soho_ comes out, can we get an Honest Trailer for the Cornetto trilogy?

@bourboncask4089

2 жыл бұрын

Are you even speaking English? Go sit down.

@thefoxcritic1

2 жыл бұрын

@@bourboncask4089 Can you understand English

@FabbyTravy

2 жыл бұрын

@@bourboncask4089 Reading isn't for everyone.

@davrosdaleks1

2 жыл бұрын

@@bourboncask4089 He spoke perfect English. Look up the Cornetto trilogy.

@LuisSierra42

2 жыл бұрын

@@bourboncask4089 ok boomer

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" After a montage of SPECTRE wiping out their own employees. Absolutely perfect and hilarious!

@christophermerlot3366

2 жыл бұрын

SPECTRE agents have worse aim than Stormtroopers.

@sideshowbob

2 жыл бұрын

@@christophermerlot3366 Or the Vogons

@werewolfchampion

2 жыл бұрын

I believe they actually overwork people.

@antiochus87

2 жыл бұрын

@@werewolfchampion Not sure if you're talking about SpaceX or SPECTRE. Either way the answer is probably yes.

@whyiamafs

Жыл бұрын

@@antiochus87 yeah, they probably both overwork people 😔

It's funny how everyone always bags Timothy Dalton's Bond; Ian Fleming himself said he based the look of Bond on Hoagy Carmichael, which out of all the Bond actors is, indeed closest (to my eye, at least) to Connery; but if you read the original description Fleming himself wrote for Bond, it is basically Timothy Dalton feature for feature.

@Skyebright1

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was more the films themselves than Dalton’s appearance or acting

@megaduck7965

2 жыл бұрын

Daltons the man and his performances where great , I liked both his films but I can see why people didn’t like them at the time after Moore . I think they’re reputations rather unfair though .

@mathswithgarry7104

Жыл бұрын

And Dalton was a gritty Bond, who would mess you up if you hurt his friends. Very similar to the Bond of Fleming's books, IMO.

@meganega123

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, the books do not matter to most people

@user-cx4gc5lh4b

9 ай бұрын

I really like the two Dalton movies, but they were box office bombs. He was too dark for audiences. They preferred Brosnan's glib charm.

Dennis's "implication" Came out of no where and killed me

@hannibalburgers477

2 жыл бұрын

Another victim of Dennis 😞😞😞😔😔😔

@davidmckesey7119

2 жыл бұрын

👀👀👀👀

@alexgeorge9617

2 жыл бұрын

From which series was it?

@UltraVibeProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexgeorge9617 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

@jaybone2321

2 жыл бұрын

But it’s not like these women are in danger……because of the implication

It's always Sunny's "the implication" part was the funniest!

@Wolfencreek

2 жыл бұрын

"So they are in danger?"

@rocketrockstar8171

Жыл бұрын

Looking for this comment, The Golden God !

I liked the 'securing hotel rooms' scenes. Really showed you the character was meticulous, clever, and experienced.

@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG

Жыл бұрын

Nah, es solo relleno que no aporta al personaje ni a la trama. Preguntale a cualquier editor experimentado, esa es la clase de cosas que no deben llegar al corte final, imagina una peli de Mision Imposible o Jason Bourne haciendo eso

@liamroberson440

10 ай бұрын

That’s fair but by god man, they are sleep inducing

@brianduru3753

10 ай бұрын

Plus you know....an actual spy. And that's an important part of espionage; securing your surroundings. Not like today when they basically make him an avenger/superhero.

Will everyone who thinks Dalton is the worst Bond please leave the hotel, and get intimate with Soviet physics.

@Paulafan5

2 жыл бұрын

Dalton is probably the most accurate to Bond in the books; it's just his two films weren't very good. He's a great Bond, just had bad luck with the scripts.

@PRdeSO

2 жыл бұрын

Craig's the worst

@PRdeSO

2 жыл бұрын

@@Paulafan5 So did Pierce, Goldeneye was perfect and he was perfect in it. the other 3 he did were bad but was never his fault, like Dalton

@manicpreacher1566

2 жыл бұрын

@@PRdeSO What exactly was Daltons fault?

@PRdeSO

2 жыл бұрын

@@manicpreacher1566 you misread

People seem to think Bond is a good guy. He's literally a government assassin. He's an anti-hero and he's not meant to be entirely sympathetic.

@ashakydd1

2 жыл бұрын

Which is why he is pretty much a functioning alcoholic. You either are a psychopath or self medicating with alcohol with his line of work.

@henrypaleveda7760

2 жыл бұрын

or even particularly sympathetic, but he is who the stories follow.

@jonnunn4196

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashakydd1 That part was directly from Fleming's personality.

@the_SolLoser

2 жыл бұрын

And that's why he's awesome.

@beckerqueiroz

2 жыл бұрын

@Sh!tehawk Never read the books, did you? He's a special agent. He dislikes killing. He's most definitely not an assassin -- that's something you may have picked from the Daniel Craig films, "blunt instrument" and all that, but it's most certainly NOT how the character was written.

"Yike-sh!" that made me laugh more than it should have haha

Dalton’s Bond was grim, depressing, realistic and relatable. A solid second place in my book, way above cartoonish Moore.

@peterschutzek325

Жыл бұрын

Daltons Bond was very like the Bond in the books. And that is the reasn I like him.

@Badchi

Жыл бұрын

@@peterschutzek325 you know what’s the worst thing ever? The closest bond to the books by far was Lazenby. Self punishing, doubting morality of his actions every step of the way, not a womaniser Connery had been in the least… But books’ Bond is a different kind of a beast altogether and does not lay well on a film, something Lazenby proved clearly.

@adamscott7354

Жыл бұрын

You see this when he replies about hesitation to kill a woman looking inept in her attempt to assassinate and uses his skill to foil it without taking her out - "I only kill _professionals_ "

@Badchi

Жыл бұрын

@@adamscott7354 are you referring to the beginning of Living Daylights?

@adamscott7354

Жыл бұрын

@@Badchi Yes

Dalton is hugely underrated!

@thekiss2083

2 жыл бұрын

License to Kill was awesome

@warfareandhistorydocumenta3597

2 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@raftlack4326

2 жыл бұрын

His two movies are my favourites after russia with love.

@micl4021

2 жыл бұрын

ok, will check him out again. I was too young back then...

Awww, man ... I'd've asked for "Suck it, Trebek" if I knew the Connery accent was in play for the outtakes.

Noone questions the golden Connery era, but why is Dalton so underrated??

@brandonkirkendall1466

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, poor guy was never given a fair chance!

@sawtooth808

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonkirkendall1466 sadly Timothy Dalton was just a fill in while Pierce Brosnan was on Remington Steel

@scottslotterbeck3796

2 жыл бұрын

Let us forget Pierce Bronson.

@adamvialpando106

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottslotterbeck3796 I grew up with Brosnan's Bond but I have to say he is kind of overrated. Every Bond was hit or miss with the quality of their movies but Brosnan seems to be the only one where each film was worse than the one before. Goldeneye is the only film of his that I love all the way through.

@michaeldubin4626

2 жыл бұрын

Having read the books... Dalton was much more like Fleming's Bond than either Connery or Moore was. But Connery became canon.

The hair across from the door is straight from the books which is straight from WW2 actual experience. Ian’s brother Peter Fleming was a “spy” and his group found that the best way to discover if someone entered their room was placing a stray hair in a tucked away place. BTW Dalton is my bond.

@Julia-lk8jn

Жыл бұрын

Word on Timothy Dalton, who's amazing! Also: I actually find the "let's check my room" almost the best parts of the movies, because it's realistic that a spy would do that, and it's interesting to see that "these are the tricks, these are the counter-tricks" chess game in action.

You forgot the Rock by Michael Bay. We all know Mason was James Bond. He was the British spies who stole the files. It fits the timeline and narrative perfectly.

@megaduck7965

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I like to think that’s what happened to him after Diamonds are forever

@mantistoboggan5171

2 жыл бұрын

The only good Michael Bay film

@reidycruise

Жыл бұрын

Miami vice not the film

@DangerSquiggles

Жыл бұрын

Then I submit to you the fact that Roger Moore Character in the 2002 film Boat Trip is also James Bond. The sexual harassment is quite fitting, although with a different target.

@ura4321

Жыл бұрын

@@DangerSquiggles Never scene it. You got me wanting to watch this and see how it might fit the timeline.

9:42 Saying “You’re my snickerdoodle” in Sean Connery’s accent is tight! LOL RIP Sir Sean; you were a legend.

@sandilemthembu9926

2 жыл бұрын

I smell a Ryan Gorge kinda guy, uu huv good taste indeed

@drix4275

2 жыл бұрын

@@sandilemthembu9926 Wow wow wow wow, wow.

@brandonkirkendall1466

2 жыл бұрын

Toit like a toiger?

@colormedubious4747

2 жыл бұрын

Posting Pitch Meeting catch phrases is super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

Was really hoping you’d throw in the Leslie Nielsen “Spy Hard” moment where he tries the hat tossing trick but makes the hat rack crash into a glass display case :)

@Ocker3

2 жыл бұрын

Or the 1967 Casino Royale!

@rickoshay5525

2 жыл бұрын

He also could have thrown in the Johnny English moments.

@sensoukami

2 жыл бұрын

Leslie Nielsen is a treasure

@hugoagain

2 жыл бұрын

Or Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English, where he tosses his coat out of the window.

@cwinowich

2 жыл бұрын

lmao spy hard is amazing

British spy life in Bond movies: Gorgeous women, beautiful locales, fancy hotel suites, fine drinks and dining, etc. British spy life in real life: Sitting in a basement in West Berlin going over a stack of notes.

@robinharwood5044

Жыл бұрын

And trying to get the Treasury to accept your expenses claim for a Big Mac.

@mcgeethetree3858

Жыл бұрын

And probably passing info to the Sovs out of treachery or plain incompetence

@773SleepyHollow

Ай бұрын

But there was probably still some sexual harassment of secretaries.

4:20: “Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.” Wait, I don’t do those things either! Does that mean I’m an assassin? Nope. I’m just pathetic.

@errolcaraan1263

2 жыл бұрын

Or you could be a henchman. Lol

Now you need to do one for every Roger Moore bond, then Dalton, then Brosnan, and then Craig

@madsgrams2069

2 жыл бұрын

Pure camp, absolute borefest, silly, yet enjoyable, take themselves way too seriously.

@deadcard13

2 жыл бұрын

I would trade all four just to get the Honest Trailer ripping On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

@madsgrams2069

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadcard13 It's actually one of the best Bond movies, script-wise. The only problem is that it had a lead actor that couldn't really act... Diana Rigg will always be the best Bond Girl. R.I.P Queen of Thorns!

@alm2187

2 жыл бұрын

Classic trivia, @@madsgrams2069: developing another spy character she'd ultimately play, the creative team conceived a catsuit-clad hottie who'd appeal to male demographics. Someone jotted down a note, "m. appeal." Even if you haven't heard this, you can guess whose name they came up with! :-D

@alm2187

2 жыл бұрын

Anyway, if anything, lump Dalton's films together with the one Lazenby did. Do one HT about all three and highlight the contrast. More economical, that way. I'd say add Brosnan's four for a solid (double-oh) seven, but his are more distinguished.

"James won't bond alone" is probably my favorite line so far!

2:14 “A lounge singer bursting a blood vessel” 😂 😂

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" :XD HAHAHA. That was funny on so many levels

Don't sleep on George Lazenby. On Her Majesty's Secret Service may be his only film, but if he has wanted to continue, he may have been a damn good Bond. Underrated 007 movie.

@aaronrumph3291

2 жыл бұрын

On Her Majesty's Secret Service is thought to be one of the best films: on RT it is higher than any Roger Moore, Dalton or Brosnan film. The only ranking list that had it below number 10 was the film magazine which says something about how much love it has

@davidkanengieter

2 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed Lazenby. I dont like any of the Dalton films.

@BeazerProductions

2 жыл бұрын

It definitely has a good ski chase. I heard Christopher Nolan is a big fan, which explains the snowy base in Inception.

@whodatninja439

2 жыл бұрын

On Her Majesty's Secret Service AND casino royale arre the best bond movies

@jayc5555

2 жыл бұрын

True, it's better than all moores bonds

now you have to do "the hunt for red october" and say "Vasilly, one ping only"

@christophers.4007

2 жыл бұрын

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

@modvavet

2 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact, one of the sfx guys from Hunt for Red October (a small enough thing that he wasn't credited, though) used to live across the street from me in Salem, VA. Ol' Mike McGee. He was doing mecha work for a B-movie called Sentinel 2099 at the time. Me and a bud were mowing his lawn for him.

@ronwhite8503

2 жыл бұрын

"Vashilly".

@axelfoley133

2 жыл бұрын

Who shed anything about shabotaj?

@maythineeTV

2 жыл бұрын

@@christophers.4007 and now I'm teary eyed 😭🐰

I could have easily defeated Bond with a tongue twister. "'Sche schells schea schell by the schea schore.' Damn! Why ischn't the passchcode working?!"

I gotta be honest, the "YIKESH" got me

English fantasy where they're still at the center of geopolitics 😂😂

Massive props to EVG, that "Why?" at 4:03 is so perfectly delivered.

Now that you did James Bond, Austin Powers is expected!

Can't wait for them to make an honest trailer for every Roger Moore Bond.

"I'm shorry junior... I'm afraid they gotchs ush..." Sorry but not sorry, he'll always be Indy's dad to me 😅

@TheMeta141

2 жыл бұрын

and he'll always be Quatermain to me

@virginiathornton

2 жыл бұрын

But Dad, I was the next man!

@sideshowbob

2 жыл бұрын

"How did you know she was one of them?" "She talks in her sleep"

@JDrevolver66

2 жыл бұрын

You call thish archaeology??

"bachelor pad of evil" You just gave me the name of my new house!

I like the "busy work" in old movies! It's better than the ADHD movies of today where every scene needs to have melodrama or an explosion!

"Every Girl James meets along the way has the shape of an hourglass and the name of a drag queen."

I like how your ranking doesn't have numbers and is bookended by Dalton and Lazenby so you can't really tell whether it goes from best to worst or vice versa.

@12345langham

2 жыл бұрын

I think he put Dalton No1 but almost every Bond is someone's fave.

@brandonkirkendall1466

2 жыл бұрын

Dalton was so underrated; never given a chance.

@gustavonunez5959

2 жыл бұрын

I still like Timothy Dalton's films.

@crbjsmith

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely was a list from best to worst. He names Connery second and by his verbiage he put dalton last

@12345langham

2 жыл бұрын

@@crbjsmith by Connery's actions and the views expressed by this video, I'm not inclined to agree.

From Russia With Love is my favorite Bond film. All due respect to Goldfinger, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, and Skyfall.

@ninjabearpress2574

2 жыл бұрын

The movie has a better end than the book.

@pattheplanter

2 жыл бұрын

Casino Royale with David Niven in 1967 was the most entertaining Bond film.

@lucidbarrier

2 жыл бұрын

I like Diamonds Are Forever, Goldeneye and Casino Royale (Craig version). I don't get all the hate on Dalton either. I pretty much like all the Brosnan bond films, especially the part where he checks into the hotels.

Well, I'm dead. The MET007 part took me out ... actually laughed for a good minute.

This felt like an old honest trailer when it was fresh and original. More like this.

James Bond: Master of the "Implication".

Should've called it "The Spy Who Slapped Me". Best Bond ever.

Lazenby was actually quite good. OHMSS was a modern Bond movie we weren’t ready for.

The disrespect for Timothy dalton is unreal lol

@lightningmcdweeb

2 жыл бұрын

same he's my favourite

@joebuck4957

2 жыл бұрын

Those two movies were good, but he didnt capture the character of Bond.

@lightningmcdweeb

2 жыл бұрын

@@joebuck4957 au contraire he fit the Novel bond perfectly

@lightningmcdweeb

2 жыл бұрын

@@joebuck4957 ok

The Kobe stuff is definitely just him practicing his disc golf putting.

Absolutely need one for Moore, possibly with reference to "The Saint" and "The Persuaders", since they are all a similar style

Lazenby's Bond, is the one most people don't bother with. Yet. It is one of the great ultimate bond movies. No doubt about that.

"The iconic defender of an empire responsible for most of the world's problems". Said by an American; oh, the irony...

Do an Honest Tralier for Only Murders in the Building

@lls3676

2 жыл бұрын

I like that show. 😃

@lauragyte6355

2 жыл бұрын

Try asking with a please?

@calmbbaer

2 жыл бұрын

Make sure to include a healthy dose of Serial (theme, host, etc.).

@23rahulgarg10

2 жыл бұрын

Totally

@Anyone690

2 жыл бұрын

I just started that! It’s fantastic

Pierce Brosnan in GoldenEye holds a special place in my heart. 🤷 Do a Goldeneye Honest Trailer!

Ther "missing H and R " gag was clever

Dalton is underrated

Honest trailer for the Timothy Dalton Bond films, I know there are only 2 but they are amazing

Now we NEED an Austin Powers honest trailer

@akumpawatjr

2 жыл бұрын

Groovy baby!!

@brandonkirkendall1466

2 жыл бұрын

YEAH BABY, YEAH!!!!

@dancingmonkey08

2 жыл бұрын

next year would be perfect, its the 25th anniversary of the original movie

@brandonkirkendall1466

2 жыл бұрын

@@dancingmonkey08 Really? I didn't realize it was that long ago.

@stephenm8725

2 жыл бұрын

Smashing, Basil

Proving that MI6 might have an M and a Q, but it’s definitely missing and H and a R 😂😂

Honestly, Sean Connery was the "rapiest" of all the Bonds. That's what I concluded after watching all the films again.

@tomfields9156

2 жыл бұрын

That is what I concluded the first time I watched the films.

@PROVOCATEURSK

2 жыл бұрын

I guess it´s women´s number 1 fantasy.

@Kid_Charlemagne76

2 жыл бұрын

Besides Daniel Craig and pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery was the best Bond

So Tom Jones sustained a note and busted a blood vessel? That's nothing. Weird Al held it so long in the song from Spy Hard that his head exploded.

Fun fact: only low-quality sake is served hot. High-quality sake is typically served cold because heating it causes it to lose flavor and aroma.

@crabbieappleton

2 жыл бұрын

Probably related to the British idea of food in general: not much flavor or aroma.

@rsr789

2 жыл бұрын

@@crabbieappleton And considering Bond is Scottish (well originally it is assumed that he is English, although no info is given in the books published before the movie 'Dr. No' was released, and Connery's on-screen Bond affected Fleming enough for Flemming to add a Scottish background to the literary Bond, but I digress...), that make it even less palatable, given Scottish 'Cuisine'.

@notnigglergracuncate2818

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact : you're wrong.

@officialpierluk

2 жыл бұрын

@@rsr789 but they are recognized for their whisky

@PROVOCATEURSK

2 жыл бұрын

There is no high quality sake, it´s just poison for fools.

I actually really like Roger Moore too, he’s my second favorite bond. His movies were fun and not taken too seriously

@RagingGeekazoid

2 жыл бұрын

Moore is for fans who realize that Bond is just a macho fantasy. Connery is for those who don't. 😄

@thorl8354

2 жыл бұрын

@@RagingGeekazoid Lol I still love both, but yeah Moore’s bond plays to the fantasy a bit more

@bran4802

Жыл бұрын

The Adam West of Bond which he was in line for

@harrambou9468

Жыл бұрын

@@RagingGeekazoid Lazenby is for those who wanted something...more. 👀

Thank you for making this. It brought me back to eight grade when I was in my James Bond phase. I've since grown out but I'll never forget it.

Since 2022 is the 40th anniversary of the best Star Trek movie ever, can you do an honest trailer for all the movies from 1979-2002?

@sijdnsd6460

2 жыл бұрын

Bro, I didn’t know the motion picture came out in 82’…

@jrmh76

2 жыл бұрын

Is it any wonder the two best were directed by Meyer?

@davincent98

2 жыл бұрын

@@jrmh76 you can't leave Nimoy and Harve Bennett out of the equation

@gymtopz6392

2 жыл бұрын

“MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

„This is why Space X will never get to Mars“ dying 😂😂

Lazmby was great and has one of the best movies of the franchise.But Connery first 3 movies are epic.

Gotta admit, "Soviet Vehicle Physics" had me laughing out loud!

That line about the villains at 2:33 was brilliant and so accurate 🤣

2:13, actually Tom Jones only remembers hitting that last loooong note for the Thunderball theme, then waking up on the floor of the recording booth… he blacked out from lack of oxygen.

@latoyapalmer9135

2 жыл бұрын

To funny lol

@Statalyzer

2 жыл бұрын

What he actually says was that he got dizzy, not that he blacked out. "I closed my eyes [while holding the note} and held the note so long that when I opened my eyes, the room was spinning. I had to hold onto the wall of the sound booth to steady myself in case I fell down. Thank God, I didn't."

I'm from Edinburgh, my grandfather was best friends with Sean Connery, thou it's sad I never got to meet him

Hotel check-ins are actually some of my favourite Bond scenes

@Skyebright1

2 жыл бұрын

Agree ;)

Fun Fact: If you ever wondered what part got Sean Connery James Bond, it was Darby O'gil and the Little People.

@aaronrumph3291

2 жыл бұрын

And Cary Grant turning down the role

@n.d.m.515

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronrumph3291 But Cary Grant did play an unofficial bond girl type in an unofficial James Bond type movie.

@aaronrumph3291

2 жыл бұрын

@@n.d.m.515 Yes that was what made the director go to him in the first place. I believe that movie was North by Northwest.

@chernobyldoom

2 жыл бұрын

easily the best connery movie

@restcure

2 жыл бұрын

First movie I ever saw him in ...

Of course at 61 now l have seen all the Bonds. In fact my first date ever, l was 16 the summer of 1977, was my boyfriend taking me to see "The Spy Who Loved Me", with Roger Moore & Barbara Bach. Coincidentally Barbara Bach married Ringo Starr a few years after that & are *still* married today!!👍 But I'll watch anything Sean Connery is in, even his foray into Hitchcock with "Marnie", where you also aren't always sure if you're watching Connery or his Marnie character with a little Bond thrown in,lol! Enjoyed the video; thank💐you!🌈🇨🇦☘️⚜️

That montage of booze identification is the funniest alcoholism I've ever seen. .

"When I'm gone, there will be no more dragons, Moneypenny."

I lost it at the It’s Always Sunny reference

I'll fight you. Dalton played Bond closest to how Fleming wrote him in the books.

@jay_mw

2 жыл бұрын

Goldeneye was originally written for Dalton. That's why that movie has a slightly darker tone to the other Brosnan movies.

@Angie_Onaleta

2 жыл бұрын

100% agree!

@GPrinceps

2 жыл бұрын

Precisely. The ranking HT gave us is garbage tbh. Dalton was an excellent Bond. If he'd done at least 1 more movie (GoldenEye) he'd be remembered more. It's understandable that by time UA and Eon were done with their lawsuits, 4 years had gone by and Dalton didn't want to get back on that horse, so to speak. But I'll always appreciate what he brought to the character of Bond.

@Dukeflyhawker

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone I know thinks Dalton was hands down the worst bond. I agree with them

@rickoshay5525

2 жыл бұрын

I thought HT was actually putting Dalton at the top of the list.

My God... some of your best work, I'm glad you've still got it😂🤣🔥🔥🔥Fucking brilliant 💪🏽

Hey screen junkies. I love the honest trailers and its very clear you put a lot of effort into them because of how good they are. I would like to recommend that you do Castaway with Tom Hanks. It would be an awesome. Thank you and can't wait for the next video.

Okay I know people will say it’s boring, but I freaking love the bug searching section

@prion42

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and it's not out of place in a two hour movie. I don't mind taking a breather for a little bit of spycraft.

@Dukeflyhawker

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually an element missing from recent Bond films. Part of Connery's appeal was that he was a more believable and practical spy. Not OP like some of the others

I just watched Bond documentary on MN+. What a coincidence.

Timothy Dalton was the best Bond and I will fight anyone on that. Everyone else was a muppet doing a stage play version of Bond (except maybe Daniel Craig, but he was just Jason Statham with more hair), but Dalton WAS Bond.

The spy who f#$&k me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying! Great work, sir

4:02 That completely perplexed “Why?” was my undoing!

It's coming up on time for an Honest Trailer for The Expanse, with plenty of jokes at Bezos' expense.

@deadcard13

2 жыл бұрын

I second this motion.

@alm2187

2 жыл бұрын

Is it high-budget? We'll remember who inspired the joke if HT retitles it The Expense. :-D

@Rosula_D

2 жыл бұрын

The only good thing Bezos has ever done for the rest of humanity is giving a second chance to The Expanse.

@horace6851

2 жыл бұрын

the final book is coming in a month. I really can't wait :)

@aidanbeers8309

2 жыл бұрын

@@alm2187 Unfortunately I am not so clever. Apparently that's what accountants and other money-fretting people at SyFy called it before it was cancelled there.

This was so good. Thank you!

Now do a Honest Trailer of every time Darrell Hammond impersonated Sean Connery on SNL 😂