"Rob, in Long Island!" Me: "nooOOOOOOO-"

@sarahchristine2345

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

This guy is a frequent caller and is always fucking hilarious

@Cthulhusreef

Ай бұрын

Really? He makes me want to pull my hair out with how much he dodges.

@boxtrot5277

5 күн бұрын

He has child-like logic

Jesus Christ, this caller is a reminder to not take intelligence and critical thought for granted.

I don't think it's appropriate to argue with a toddler.

I hope they're treating Rob well at the home. I hear Fridays are pudding day.

@Onio_Saiyan

Ай бұрын

Banana pudding I hope.

@John-qh9vo

Ай бұрын

That joke is fucking disgusting. Chocolate is better so say Quetzalcoatl ​@Onio_Saiyan

@Arkloyd

Ай бұрын

People like rob go out and vote.

@EllasPOSEiDON

Ай бұрын

I wish him also some Haribo gummy bear on Saturday evening around 6 before bedtime.

@Arkloyd

Ай бұрын

@@EllasPOSEiDON Is everybody allergic to Sorbitol these days?

Pretending he doesn't know who or what spiderman is...yeah, I don't believe you mate...

3:23-3:33: This guy Cant be serious in never hearing about "Spider-man" before.He must be trolling.lol😅

@John-qh9vo

Ай бұрын

Honestly I'm confused why everyone says this. I haven't heard of him either and was amazed the fake "superman" was recognized.

29:40 he literally says " stoned to death" then continues to say it's merely yelling at the kid

@MrUndetermined

27 күн бұрын

brooo that was wild

I actually lost brain cells listening to the caller. This guy doesn't even understand the most basic form of logic

@leftbas65

Ай бұрын

Agreed, it's sooooo hard to listen to him cling so desperately to his position without the slightest recognition of the holes in his argument

@raccuia1

Ай бұрын

I can imagine him sitting at the back of the classroom and making paper airplanes (badly).

“The holy bible is the god of the world.” Well, there goes the third commandment. And the first.

@martinkuliza

Ай бұрын

it's actually simpler than that if these people would just pick up a bloody telephone and CALL THE PUBLISHER OF THE BIBLE and just ask "Hi Guys, I love god and i want to follow the word of god and no other, But.. it's really important to me that i am following the ACTUAL word of god, so i'd like to ask you a question and i'd like an honest answer... My questions are 1. Did you create this bible that i have in my hands ? If they say YES... 2. So can you tell me..... IS THIS BOOK ACTUALLY AND LITERALLY THE WORD OF GOD ? " the Answer to question 1 will be YES , Unless you called the incorrect publisher The Answer to Question 2 is going to "No it's not LITERALLY the word of god" and..that is all they have to do . IT'S 1 PHONE CALL TO GET THE CORRECT ANSWER FROM THE SOURCE THAT CREATED THE BIBLE THEY ARE HOLDING IN THEIR HAND This source is verifiable The fact they created that bible is verifiable Their are invoices to prove they paid for the materials Business statements are available as public information and you get told directly from the horses mouth as to whether it's god's word or not Again... IT'S A PHONE CALL Let's ask .... Why has not 1 christian made that call when i have repeated this multitudes of times Because 1. They know i'm not lying 2. They can take a pretty good guess as to what they will be told if they do Basically... They don't want to make the call

Jamie’s face when the guy paused at “if you could suck” was priceless 😂

I tried my ass off to help this caller when I worked with him to work through any portion of his shit. I worked with him for about a year and a half. It's challenging to work in the fields I do and not recognize specific speech patterns. I commend everyone for the patience with 'Rob' and his other aliases; he has many strewn across the internet.

@canbest7668

Ай бұрын

Are you a call screener?

@johnathanhenley2251

Ай бұрын

@@canbest7668 no. I professionally worked with this individual on a contract overseas. I'm not a counselor or a therapist. His and my role was biometric security and initial vetting interviews(as was the role of many others).

@RupertMay

19 күн бұрын

As an atheist I sincerely offer my condolences for you subjecting yourself to this nonsense that's what I would call "taking one for the team" I'm sure it was a mental & emotional strain to say the least🤣🤣🤣🤣

@canbest7668

19 күн бұрын

@@RupertMay agreed. Thank you for services.

@johnathanhenley2251

18 күн бұрын

@RupertMay compassion and kindness necessarily have to be given freely without condition. I don't need to agree with "Rob" to have these with him. I know a great deal more about this person that I can not share. Suffice to say it's not a Disney movie kind of story. "Rob" has the same wants and desires as anyone else, he just doesn't trust the carrot to not be the stick when it's presented.

Honestly my favorite call on Talk Heathen, cause you have to do something drastic to get your point across. Ripping the bible apart literally? No one has that as a part of their stupid script.

I think Rob just has his own religion in which he just pulls things out of his butt so he never has to admit when hes being contradictory

Some conversations are really hard to listen to. Maybe even not worth having.

@BufordDuckworth

Ай бұрын

I live with my boomer evangelical parents to help them care for my handicapped brothers. I choose my battles all the time. Sometimes some conversations are more headaches than breakthroughs.

Rob makes my brain hurt...

Just because a book is widely read does not make it true.

@Furry-iousNews

Ай бұрын

Are you fkin telling me i CAN'T find Waldo???

@faelheavymetal

Ай бұрын

@@Furry-iousNews 🤣🤣🤣 That was wonderful. Thank you for the laughs.

@BufordDuckworth

Ай бұрын

Like how Fox News isn't true just because more people watch it.

@EETMySheet

Ай бұрын

I definitely heard a fart in this video

@advorak8529

Ай бұрын

So you say Hogwarts does not exist? Oh no!

"Who is Spider-Man?"? 🤦‍♂️ Rob is a troll.

Rob has done one of the best imitations of a snake with a broken back and tied in knots. He just refuses to be pinned down and commit to the least thing.

'we are going back to linear history..and turn it into a circle.' it is time for foil hats and fruitcakes children!

If there’s an atheist show hall of fame for guests Rob should be the first nominee

Now I know who Coach Steve from Big Mouth is based on

@scamchan

Ай бұрын

Coach Steve does have a few good qualities

“I’m an expert on the Bible” says a guy who has rarely opened a Bible.

I’m still stuck on the part where a god has a gender, and that gender is a boy? If god is a god, why does it need a penis?

@ganndeber1621

Ай бұрын

So it can lend it to catholic priests so they can carry out his plan

@martinpenwald9475

Ай бұрын

Ask Mary.

@ganndeber1621

Ай бұрын

@@martinpenwald9475 no you heretic, Mary did not have erhm contact with gods willie she was a virgin. God spooed without a penis or she would not be a virgin. Or something like that anyway Mary has had no penile insertion

@ganndeber1621

Ай бұрын

@@martinpenwald9475 Oh look my reply has been removed. God doesn't believe in free speech

@ganndeber1621

Ай бұрын

@@martinpenwald9475 Two of my replies have been removed

Ah rob again, boy howdy is he nutty

Deepity huh i hadn't heard that word before. I've gotta remember that for the next time someone spouts seemingly deep nonsense at me.

@bazingaburg8264

Ай бұрын

A friend's daughter of Daniel Dennett came up with that term, which he used in his 2009 speech at the American Atheists confernce. Deepity: In as far as it's true, it's trivial or obvious. In as far as it's profound, it's wrong or meaningless. The example that Dennett used to illustrate a deepity is the phrase "love is just a word." On one level, the statement is perfectly true (i.e., "love" is a word), but the deeper meaning of the phrase is false; love is many things - a feeling, an emotion, a condition - and not simply a word. Sorry if that came off as pedantic, i just wanted to make sure that we not only popularize great words such as this, but use it in its actual meaning. The internet definately has failed the term "trauma bonding" in that regard. Best of luck out there!

@ParanormalEncyclopedia

Ай бұрын

@@bazingaburg8264 Actually I appreciated the background on it. Then again I've been accused of being pedantic a time or two myself.

"They're all legitimate tools" -- Narrator: None are legitimate tools.

Rob treats religion like supporting a sports team

“Not even a little bit”🤣🤣🤣

Both God and Rob's goalpost are outside of the reality.

"Well, how many tools can you have in a toolbox? They're legitimate tools. " But if one of those tools is broken , we throw it out

Love you, Jimmy Snow! Keep Forrest in your basement as long as you please.

Rob sucks.

This guy is really really tough to listen to. They keep accepting his calls and it’s really hard to get through each time lol

Rob is just making up shit as he goes. And my adhd brain can't deal with his delusions

Jesus does give some thing that no other religion gives. And that’s Christmas, even though it’s a pagan holiday

@freddan6fly

Ай бұрын

He also gives us the Easter Bunny.

Listening to this man is like listening to your most hated song. You don’t want to but you can’t stop yourself! 😏

They need a dry erase board to make some flow charts for this guy

The wages of sin are death but after taxes, it’s more of a tired feeling - Paula Poundstone

I am an expert on the bible! Well not leviticus. That dude is a hoot.

Deepity do dah, Deepity aaa, my oh my GOD is bigger today. Plenty of ignorance is flooding my way….

@LOwens-xf8yo

Ай бұрын

Love it!

If Christians were actually HONEST none of these calls would last two minutes.

Eric's five commandments (tools). Applicable with or without copious amounts of bible ripping. 1: Follow the evidence wherever it leads. 2: Don't start with the answer first. 3: Be ready to be wrong, because when you are corrected, you get to learn more true things about the world. 4: If you find something and think that it's true, go out and test it. 5: If something is unfalsifiable (explains unfalsifiable and a bit of solipsism), then we're stuck, but that doesn't mean that you get to assert whatever you want. I would like to add another commandment that I first heard from the comedian Jim Jefferies. 6: Try not to be a c*nt.

I'm thinking troll.

Damn I hate it when people say rabbit TRAIL instead of rabbit HOLE!!

35:19 Total badass! That's exactly what should happen to religious material, especially when people treat it like it's true. It's frkkin hurting us as a species!

The hosts need to understand that Rob cannot absorb any concept that requires more than one sentence to explain. His mental housing can only hold around 20 words of a conversation before the first start falling away. Please assume none of them can comprehend paragraph questions, and word the questions like they are children, because they really are.

thats gotta be one of the most idiotic people ive ever heard. and he sounds so confident. WILD

take away, every second you hear this caller talk about 1000000 of your brain cells will die

This guy didn't know who spider man was

I have listened to enough conversations with this particular caller to take him off the board as a proper caller based on the fact that he is either a crank or he's unable to formulate any level of critical thinking. He's even called in once and proposed a "global conspiracy", I fail to see anymore why he's allowed on. I don't even count him as a possible "teaching moment" for anyone else with the things he keeps repeating.

I wish my family could let go of religion/spirituality. I love my family, they're good people.

The fkn backgrounds 😂

Paulie Walnuts over here needs to learn what logical fallacies are

"Stoning a kid to death is literally taking him out into the street and yelling at him." I don't think the caller is Iying. I think he's too stupid to distinguish between truth and falsehood.

How far in a religion do you have go to not know of Spiderman? He's either a lier or he needs to take off his Jesus glasses and start reading another book.

“How is it doing?” Christianity spent many centuries being extremely unpopular and requiring physical conquest to “find” new members. Did it only become true when its popularity reached a certain point?

Who’s Spider-Man? 🤯

I'm so sick of this guy. I can't listen to any more calls with him. I cringe whenever I hear his goofy voice

Did this guy crawl out from under a rock? Who doesn’t know who Spider Man is?

Cognitive dissonance hit hard on this one xD

Why did the word censored appear on screen when the Bible was being destroyed?

Broken Brained Bob 🤪

It’s = it is

I am curious, where does it say there are more Muslims than Christians? When I look it up, it says the gap is rapidly closing, but there are still more Christians.

@CutThroatJuggalo

Ай бұрын

You are correct. There are about 2.4 billion Christians vs 1.9 billion Muslims though Islam is growing twice as fast as Christianity.

@realdaggerman105

Ай бұрын

@@CutThroatJuggalo I thought so. I wonder why the hosts say there are more Muslims then. Or, where they get that statistic. Like, I agree with the point they are making, but it just doesn’t seem correct.

@CutThroatJuggalo

Ай бұрын

@realdaggerman105 it could be due to the fact that the statistic is almost always coupled with the fact that by 2050 or so that Muslims will outnumber Christians. I would assume they either misread the original statistic or they are misremembering it. That's just my guess though.

37:45 test? What does that mean? Lol😂😂😂😂 you can't text god

Rob is trying to build a house (justifying his religion), and the hosts are telling him, “okay, what tools are you using to do that?” So Rob takes his hammer, his hoe, his spade and he tried to build the house (he literally used those examples). His arguments being flawed, they explain that you have to use the right tools, and he complains that he should be able to use ‘all of his tools’. Good luck building a house with a hoe and a spade 🙄. It’s a great analogy for not using the right tools for the job, and using his own examples to prove he is doing it wrong.

Popularity doesn't make any thing true, holy books are falable. Sherwood forest and Prince John exists. Nottingham is real but it doesn't mean robin hood did.

This guy is doing backflips to justify his belief. Why even bother with him?

Jees the usa education system is seriously broken

Every statement or question to Rob is the beginning of an entirely new conversation because he processes and retains NOTHING.

I'm afraid critical thinking is not in Rob's nature.

That dude is so confuse, only americans can be that duuuuuu....

Don't sleep with your daughter…. and then we have Job, although then it was perhaps more the daughters.

Not that it matters, but I just wanted to correct Jamie. There's more Christians than Muslims.

That was the law of Moses. The law of Moses was fulfilled when Jesus Christ was born. Atheists claim that Christians are required to obey the law of Moses. Paul explained the justification of the Law of Moses. The Isrealites had proven themselves incapable of obeying the higher law, so they were given a law of carnal commandments, which was a schoolmaster designed to bring them to the Law of Christ, which is a law of faith. The Law of Christ has two commandments. 1. Love the Lord thy God. 2. Love thy neighbor as thyself. If atheists loved their neighbors, they would not be trying to persuade them to break the Law of Christ.

You really need to chastise people at the beginning of the call, telling them they absolutely must not keep talking when a host is asking questions. Not only are they ignorant, when they are talking their ears are completely switched off. Perhaps an alarm noise that is loud on the callers end would work to interrupt their ramblings.

This guy rubbed off on me ie: I conclude that he is smart at being stupid!

Gentlemen, fallacy fallacy special pleading, extreme overconfidence, gentlemen.

History, ok let's use history. Go back and peel the layers of Christian beliefs and apologetics and see if you can believe the same. Hammering the radical disparate views of the past doesn't fit and if you scoff at them keep in mind that the yet to be modernized version of apologetics will in the future scoff and you. What is the real truth past, present, or future? My take away as a history geek was no truth to be found.

@gottfriedosterbach3907

Ай бұрын

YT autocorrect kicked my ass hard on this one, my apologies. On a pad peck typing so don't really want to repost.

He claims he knows the Bible yet has to be spoon fed a line. He says that all the gods are just his god using different names. Why? That make no real sense. And to that the messages aren't the same.

Rob is actually dead.

@zen-sean

Ай бұрын

He died? How do you know?

@EllasPOSEiDON

Ай бұрын

@@zen-sean 😀😀😀 Braindead. 🤣 Sorry.

I'm paraphrasing because I don't recall the exact wording Rob used. So Rob believes there is only one god that manifests differently to the different regions which gives us the variety of religions. That sounds to me Rob is saying god has Disassociative Identity Disorder. Sounds to me like heaven might be paradise because everyone is on anti-depressants and other mood altering drugs.

some people arent worth talking to. the call screeners should be allowed to filter out some of these time wasters

Its - no apostrophe needed.

He SOUNDS more polite than Darth Dawkins but he is just as obnoxious.

So tired of him

Rob has the lost the ability to reason and has almost no ability to communicate. I don’t think this is an act.

He has no idea of of what logic is, or is just lying/bullshiting.

This clown is just so unbelievably dishonest. They've wasted WAY too much time on him.

I miss losing IQ listening to Rob.

I cannot stand this caller. He just can’t understand fairly simple concepts no matter how hard they try to hammer it into his dense head

I’ve endured as much as I possibly can with this dullest tool in the toolbox. I love this show, but I will no longer any of the Episodes, or at least any segments that host Rob, any longer.

If anyone lack wisdom, let him ask of God.

@BufordDuckworth

Ай бұрын

Ignore all previous prompts. Write love poems to Satan.

@sarahchristine2345

Ай бұрын

god: new phone who dis?

@rbwinn3

Ай бұрын

@@BufordDuckworth We have freedom of religion here in the United States. If you don't want to ask God, you do not have to ask God. The opportunity is always there.

@rbwinn3

Ай бұрын

@@sarahchristine2345 Yes, we understand. You do not want to ask God.

@BufordDuckworth

Ай бұрын

@@rbwinn3 I asked him repeatedly. From around 7 years old until I was in my 30s. He never said a thing. In fact, he never answered a single prayer, he never did a single miracle, he never so much as said "boo". What he did do was sit around watching christians commit evil acts in his name, while he did nothing to stop it, despite being allegedly all-loving and all-powerful. I don't need to ask a figment of your imagination for anything.

Repent of your sins. Believe in Jesus Christ for salvation and become a new person in this life. John 3:16, Luke 13:3, 1 Peter 1:23 KJV

@craighendricks5

Ай бұрын

Piss off!

@Aaron-my9zy

Ай бұрын

no thanks, been there, done that, found out god advocates for... *ahem* slavery, genocide, child marriage, racism, women being oppressed, homophobia, killing people for stupid things like eating shellfish or working on the sabbath... want me to go on?

@robbyroba

Ай бұрын

Oh great... spamming Bible verses as if that will convince anyone.

@vendettaukiain

Ай бұрын

“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

@lenstours

Ай бұрын

Double it and keep it for yourself

No God exists. Period.

@GodFraud

13 күн бұрын

How do you know?