From Mother's Day to Mushrooms w/ John Mulaney & Zooey Deschanel

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After Zooey Deschanel sums up a chill Mother's Day spent cooking for her family, John Mulaney and Zooey recall very uneventful searches at the Canadian border, and John tells James about the time he ate mushrooms way too early before a David Bowie concert.
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

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  • @taylorgonzalez7073
    @taylorgonzalez70735 жыл бұрын

    John always looks like the cool youth minister at the local church but then he reminds you he did coke

  • @the_bottomfragger

    @the_bottomfragger

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol true. I love listening to him talking about shroom stories though, it's way too accurate.

  • @amberblaylock1973

    @amberblaylock1973

    4 жыл бұрын

    He has a TESTIMONY. 😂

  • @kkibela

    @kkibela

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just get alot of agent Smith x Jimmy neutron ☺️

  • @bodyofhope

    @bodyofhope

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's refreshing that he owns up to it.

  • @theiosif3632

    @theiosif3632

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, the local youth minister probably did coke too.

  • @MLSoll
    @MLSoll5 жыл бұрын

    The way John and Zooey are dressed looks like they are a hip couple that belongs in the 60s or something, i love it

  • @feenix6152

    @feenix6152

    5 жыл бұрын

    lol i was thinking of the same thing

  • @theogbunn7672

    @theogbunn7672

    5 жыл бұрын

    John especially always looks like he should be in the 1920s or 1950s it's so badass. Zooey looks like she could be a flapper girl if only she had the properly adorned headware.

  • @charleselmore4707

    @charleselmore4707

    5 жыл бұрын

    M.L. Soll c

  • @richardhilton3326

    @richardhilton3326

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes! Exactly. Her dress is so perfectly Zooey. I would look insane in it, but on her, I can’t stop looking at it and marveling. Love them both.

  • @JohnnyBoi93xD

    @JohnnyBoi93xD

    5 жыл бұрын

    Glad there's others, I genuinely think they'd be terrific together in a period comedy show

  • @filteredcreativity9409
    @filteredcreativity94096 жыл бұрын

    I love watching John desperately try to think of a brilliant joke while people are talking.

  • @ceilingeye

    @ceilingeye

    5 жыл бұрын

    I do the same exact thing all the time. I go completely silent for like 10 minutes of conversation thinking of the best joke possible

  • @FeelTheRainOnYourSkin

    @FeelTheRainOnYourSkin

    5 жыл бұрын

    filteredcreativity hahahahaha 6:20

  • @Whimsy3692

    @Whimsy3692

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is him being himself. He's always this quick and witty. If anything, I think Zooey was being a little nervous. I heard her voice shaking, and her trying to play up her jokes. Not that I'm making fun. I just felt bad.

  • @FeelTheRainOnYourSkin

    @FeelTheRainOnYourSkin

    5 жыл бұрын

    kateofthecity bahahahahahah have you watched her in interviews?! That IS Zooey! She’s actually surprisingly relaxed in this one! You should definitely watch her interviews!

  • @alwaysuseless

    @alwaysuseless

    5 жыл бұрын

    You underestimate John. He's too fast to be desperate.

  • @scottulrich2390
    @scottulrich23906 жыл бұрын

    “I did a lot of drugs at concerts... just to be blunt.” I’m surprised no one laughed at that.

  • @zyaicob

    @zyaicob

    5 жыл бұрын

    People aren't used to puns from Mulaney

  • @sswanie5

    @sswanie5

    5 жыл бұрын

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @Whimsy3692

    @Whimsy3692

    5 жыл бұрын

    I did. I didn't exactly take him seriously, and until he mentioned the hallucinogenic, I was like, "OH, you were serious?!"

  • @rxvens.

    @rxvens.

    5 жыл бұрын

    And I was like 420, by the way.

  • @seanbasu4255

    @seanbasu4255

    5 жыл бұрын

    Right??? I did!

  • @loph-of-bread
    @loph-of-bread5 жыл бұрын

    If there’s ever a live remake of 101 Dalmatians, they need to play the couple

  • @RetroIsaac

    @RetroIsaac

    4 жыл бұрын

    You know there already is one right? It's pretty good too.

  • @BarginsGalore

    @BarginsGalore

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how they would adapt that into movie form

  • @sensitiveone8305

    @sensitiveone8305

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant! They would be perfect.

  • @JinxPoly_history

    @JinxPoly_history

    4 жыл бұрын

    😯😮😲 YES

  • @Midwestgothicc

    @Midwestgothicc

    4 жыл бұрын

    omg yes perfect

  • @audreysmith1607
    @audreysmith16076 жыл бұрын

    i need a movie with zooey and john wearing these exact outfits and playing a sassy married couple

  • @Lia_L.

    @Lia_L.

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like the way you think

  • @Katya_Lastochka

    @Katya_Lastochka

    6 жыл бұрын

    More bro and sis vibes. People marry their opposites.

  • @joshantony2782

    @joshantony2782

    6 жыл бұрын

    Partners are very much decided on a biological level of someone who differs from you as much as possible.

  • @kohlinoor

    @kohlinoor

    6 жыл бұрын

    Biology is only one factor. Cousin marriages are still common in certain parts of the world.

  • @customcartoons

    @customcartoons

    6 жыл бұрын

    But they also pull off elaborate capers together, with lots of guns and car chases, and little domestic quips along the way.

  • @laurensteenkamp2848
    @laurensteenkamp28486 жыл бұрын

    I could see these two playing husband and wife in a sitcom, but you don't realise it's actually a horror?! And every episode becomes sinister and sinister. Idk what they do that's creepy yet though.

  • @fawneh1359

    @fawneh1359

    5 жыл бұрын

    They look like that overly perfect friendly neighborhood couple that offer you pie and then shove you into an oven

  • @me-cp7he

    @me-cp7he

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lauren Steenkamp in one episode he has to walk in and lug a human head onto the kitchen table and say “ Work ended early so I brought dinner” and see her dicing up severed fingers like baby carrots and she’ll be like “ good that’ll go great with stew.”

  • @jemoriegolombeski6943

    @jemoriegolombeski6943

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know I wanted to watch that until now

  • @tereza3698

    @tereza3698

    5 жыл бұрын

    oh my god yess i want to see that!!

  • @ashablue78

    @ashablue78

    5 жыл бұрын

    Like the opposite of the Adams Family. Sounds brilliant

  • @YummyPancaks
    @YummyPancaks6 жыл бұрын

    I love how genuinely impressed John looks at about 4:59 when he hears that Zooey is starring as Belle. Like his head whip to the audience as he starts applauding like "wow, did you guys know this??? That's amazing!"

  • @Lealooney42

    @Lealooney42

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn't notice that! That's so cute 😭😭😭

  • @karimqk1895

    @karimqk1895

    5 жыл бұрын

    He also just seems a classy dude who is all about other people

  • @graciedanielson

    @graciedanielson

    5 жыл бұрын

    That’s kind of his thing when there are other guests on. It’s endearing. I know people get so annoyed when jimmy fallon laughs too hard at a guest, but that’s head whip is kind of Johns equivalent of the laugh too hard, but it’s endearing rather than annoying.

  • @switchkiid1

    @switchkiid1

    4 жыл бұрын

    I read that in his voice, thanks for that laugh

  • @spacialboy3883

    @spacialboy3883

    4 жыл бұрын

    i always feel like he controls the reactions of everyone in the room even without saying a word

  • @lanamagdic500
    @lanamagdic5005 жыл бұрын

    bisexual agenda is being in love with both of these people

  • @landonmatthias9135

    @landonmatthias9135

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm straight and I'm in love with John mulaney 😂

  • @orphic7427

    @orphic7427

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lana Magdić me too buddy!

  • @beccaverlynn5215

    @beccaverlynn5215

    5 жыл бұрын

    😵

  • @ellepoynton935

    @ellepoynton935

    5 жыл бұрын

    Honestly a mood

  • @rebeccasickler4555

    @rebeccasickler4555

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love both of them, and they have good chemistry.

  • @mossattacks9191
    @mossattacks91916 жыл бұрын

    They look like a posh 1960's couple

  • @austentrue7807

    @austentrue7807

    5 жыл бұрын

    I could totally imagine this. Driving around in a Pontiac, complaining about hippies. But John Mulaney just has that voice and presence.

  • @eolsunder

    @eolsunder

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree, they look like they are on a 1960's talk show instead of this show. You can simply cut out them on the right and paste them into a very old talk show and they would fit right in.

  • @JenniferDelRey

    @JenniferDelRey

    3 жыл бұрын

    They completely do!!

  • @k_jrin28

    @k_jrin28

    3 жыл бұрын

    John Mulaney would kill a trans-atlantic accent ngl

  • @hestolemycracker5
    @hestolemycracker56 жыл бұрын

    I could listen to John Mulaney’s stories for hours

  • @beth_0498

    @beth_0498

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364

    @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s a good story teller

  • @noidea7523

    @noidea7523

    4 жыл бұрын

    i have been for two now

  • @RobertMatheson

    @RobertMatheson

    4 жыл бұрын

    Over 4 hours total of Mulaney interview on 2 episodes of You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes podcast ☺️

  • @haleyisawayd2504

    @haleyisawayd2504

    4 жыл бұрын

    he has had the strangest life and i love it😂

  • @filteredcreativity9409
    @filteredcreativity94096 жыл бұрын

    Zooey and John need to star in some kind of dog-themed romantic comedy.

  • @StephiGereRothThyne

    @StephiGereRothThyne

    6 жыл бұрын

    filteredcreativity and have Petunia in it too!

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    6 жыл бұрын

    I second Petunia

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    6 жыл бұрын

    +filteredcreativity but who will play Cruella?

  • @austentrue7807

    @austentrue7807

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’d definitely watch this movie. He hates dogs but is unemployed and is hired to be this snobbish working lady’s dog walker. And then a love story ensues. I’d watch that. Just imagine John Mulaney having one-sided conversations with an adorable dog sounds like a scene I’d rewatch a thousand times.

  • @ErikaKodama

    @ErikaKodama

    5 жыл бұрын

    101 Dalmatians ?🤣yas

  • @thexen
    @thexen6 жыл бұрын

    Zooey & John seem like a they're from 1950s, and their chemistry is amazing!

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    6 жыл бұрын

    So true - except for the significant lack of "I was on shrooms at a Bowie show" anecdotes in the 50's...

  • @ChrisRasch

    @ChrisRasch

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bowie was a born bit late to participate, but psychedelics played a bigger role in the 1950's than yo might think: www.theguardian.com/film/2017/may/12/cary-grant-how-100-acid-trips-in-tinseltown-changed-my-life-lsd-documentary

  • @chattiermike140

    @chattiermike140

    6 жыл бұрын

    They’re both kinda old school, I dig

  • @mcblizau

    @mcblizau

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tara Oakwell you may be a genius. I wish there was a single good reason for a Dick Van Dyke Show movie, because that casting would be impeccable. (Forget the frenemies, they should BE Rob and Laura)

  • @kaylagarman

    @kaylagarman

    4 жыл бұрын

    her laugh and his voice just give me that vibe

  • @nikki3134
    @nikki31346 жыл бұрын

    Usually when the guests don't know each other the conversations are stiff and awkward and James has to keep introducing new topics, but John and Zoey got along so well and the conversation kept flowing and it was really refreshing to watch

  • @janamircetic3006

    @janamircetic3006

    3 жыл бұрын

    they probably knew each other from snl

  • @memyself2011

    @memyself2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's just the magic of John

  • @darlahenri8095

    @darlahenri8095

    Жыл бұрын

    Think she hogged the show and conservation.

  • @sadlystuckinreality
    @sadlystuckinreality6 жыл бұрын

    John owns my whole goddamn heart.

  • @MadisonM1

    @MadisonM1

    6 жыл бұрын

    sadlystuckinreality *retweet*

  • @MOO67204

    @MOO67204

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sad

  • @xxIluvyouguysxx

    @xxIluvyouguysxx

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same 😍

  • @themaggattack

    @themaggattack

    4 жыл бұрын

    How does that work? Retweeting from youtube?

  • @alisagarcia8063

    @alisagarcia8063

    4 жыл бұрын

    haha... same.

  • @lindax8604
    @lindax86046 жыл бұрын

    I really like that James has a conversation with his guests and that the videos tend to be longer than, like, a minute.

  • @marymargaretspencer4095

    @marymargaretspencer4095

    5 жыл бұрын

    linda x He lets them speak whereas other hosts fish for short, engaging stories. It’s what people usually gravitate towards but I much prefer this style when it comes to comedians who are engaging anyway.

  • @elizabethadams1228

    @elizabethadams1228

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is such a targeted comment😂

  • @maximthefox

    @maximthefox

    3 жыл бұрын

    Graham Norton is the real king

  • @flala2261
    @flala22616 жыл бұрын

    These two should be in a movie together in the future

  • @rigsby1454

    @rigsby1454

    6 жыл бұрын

    fla la if they ever remake His Girl Friday

  • @MadisonM1

    @MadisonM1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rigsby 1 yes!!!i love this idea!!!

  • @vyce51

    @vyce51

    5 жыл бұрын

    GOD no

  • @erdemmemisyazici3950

    @erdemmemisyazici3950

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tarantino

  • @siobhanmulvey

    @siobhanmulvey

    4 жыл бұрын

    fla la yes. Needs to happen.

  • @MazterP28
    @MazterP286 жыл бұрын

    You have 3 creams and dont know what toner is....mmmhhhhmmmm

  • @ngel-qb9yi

    @ngel-qb9yi

    4 жыл бұрын

    why is there no comments

  • @siobhanmulvey

    @siobhanmulvey

    4 жыл бұрын

    MazterP28 this was the funniest line

  • @Truthbearsartlessness

    @Truthbearsartlessness

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is true.

  • @PizzaPlantz

    @PizzaPlantz

    3 жыл бұрын

    But what’s toner help lol

  • @compassionatecurmudgeon7025
    @compassionatecurmudgeon70255 жыл бұрын

    I just figured I hadn't seen Mulaney and Deschanel together because they were the same person in different clothes.

  • @siobhanmulvey

    @siobhanmulvey

    4 жыл бұрын

    Compassionate Curmudgeon awesome. Perfect. Couldn’t have said it better. They MUST be in something together but they have no chemistry bc too similar yet so different.

  • @MJDHX
    @MJDHX6 жыл бұрын

    John looks like one of the Property Brothers.

  • @DaveH82

    @DaveH82

    6 жыл бұрын

    I always thought they looked more like Harry Connick Jr.

  • @SmileyLifeLove

    @SmileyLifeLove

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god...

  • @cuetherain3699

    @cuetherain3699

    6 жыл бұрын

    MJDHX one of the property brothers looks like John Mulaney

  • @ebonyonce

    @ebonyonce

    6 жыл бұрын

    He looks like both the property brothers

  • @Producto101

    @Producto101

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes!!! Their long lost triplet!

  • @javierafigueroamoraga8316
    @javierafigueroamoraga83166 жыл бұрын

    7:50 "Where's the water? Where's the HYDRATION?" omg lmaoooooo

  • @angelnatt

    @angelnatt

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @GarrettGardnermusic
    @GarrettGardnermusic6 жыл бұрын

    "John this is your first time on the show" "Yeeeaaah!" ...John, Chimes in.

  • @cleodavatus1099

    @cleodavatus1099

    5 жыл бұрын

    Garrett Gardner with a havent you people ever heard of

  • @purplewalls261

    @purplewalls261

    5 жыл бұрын

    McKenna Marshall closing the goddamn door no

  • @YesNoMaybeee

    @YesNoMaybeee

    5 жыл бұрын

    McKenna Marshall thank you for this comment ❤️

  • @user-jc1xl5lj1t

    @user-jc1xl5lj1t

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@purplewalls261 It's much better to do these kinds of things

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e6 жыл бұрын

    They could definitely be related. I'd believe if someone told me there were brother and sister. It's like they've known one another for years haha

  • @cladovalle7057

    @cladovalle7057

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's because they time traveled together from the 50s

  • @dimags6307

    @dimags6307

    3 жыл бұрын

    john is her real life robbie

  • @Ari_A1357

    @Ari_A1357

    3 жыл бұрын

    Diana Magarian holy shit

  • @isabelsmith3775
    @isabelsmith37756 жыл бұрын

    i like the interviews like these where john doesn’t just recite his latest standup tour

  • @YummyPancaks

    @YummyPancaks

    6 жыл бұрын

    Isabel Smith i think he tends to do that in interviews that are a bit awkward or he doesnt connect with the host well. Which I understand, tbh, i do the same thing when I go to parties and i have to talk to new people. I tell the same funny stories that ive told a million times before cuz i know that they work. So being a stand-up comedian it makes sense to me that he would to the same thing.

  • @isabelsmith3775

    @isabelsmith3775

    6 жыл бұрын

    that makes sense. he seemed really comfortable here. unlike whenever he's on fallon

  • @davedanger9839

    @davedanger9839

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@isabelsmith3775 I feel like the more comics become comfortable doing interviews and with themselves the less they rely on their material and can just have conversation. You could tell that John was still doing bits here, but they didn't all seem staged. Chappelle has gotten that way with interviews. He just has a conversation and is naturally funny. Burr is like that, too... Norm... Watching Louis CK get there over the years of late show interviews was great as well. He really got comfortable doing interviews.

  • @jade_ehx600

    @jade_ehx600

    3 жыл бұрын

    he seems way more comfortable here, plus fallon is normally more scripted so he has time to write it out but this is improv and you can tell this when zooey and james are talking, he is thinking of a joke.

  • @annaoffive
    @annaoffive3 жыл бұрын

    James and Zooey: *bonding over being parents and going out to eat with their children* John: *thinks: I have a dog!*

  • @omarayala8529
    @omarayala85296 жыл бұрын

    6:20 John Mulaney realizing that he was in the same talent show not knowing it was a beauty pageant run by a beauty queen...

  • @sheshiechan

    @sheshiechan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Omar Ayala He really does look like this. This is great.

  • @hayleydavidson6261

    @hayleydavidson6261

    6 жыл бұрын

    this made me laugh so hard! omg ! it’s true

  • @Rogersensei93
    @Rogersensei936 жыл бұрын

    John waiting for them to stop talking. Thinking "talk talk talk. It's my turn next."

  • @yaitsares

    @yaitsares

    6 жыл бұрын

    RogerTHFC "oooh it's my turn next!"

  • @rosamariagoncalves8360

    @rosamariagoncalves8360

    4 жыл бұрын

    She speaks tooo much and interrupt john... and her body tells her attention is only for the host...

  • @MichelleCoxPhotography
    @MichelleCoxPhotography6 жыл бұрын

    I am obsessed with Zooey's dress... wow.

  • @jessiezsings

    @jessiezsings

    6 жыл бұрын

    Me too! I couldn't stop staring at it. I want it! Haha

  • @shailpacholi9080

    @shailpacholi9080

    6 жыл бұрын

    I clicked on the video because of her dress lmao

  • @Pille22

    @Pille22

    6 жыл бұрын

    She had a dress on? xD

  • @MissKellyBean

    @MissKellyBean

    6 жыл бұрын

    It looks great, but it looks so uncomfortable! My mom used to make all her clothes in the 60s and 70s, and they were very "tailored" like that, and I always thought they looked very cute but SO CONSTRICTING haha no thank you.

  • @flala2261

    @flala2261

    6 жыл бұрын

    The baby-blue colour And the tweed/pearl detailing is soo cute✨👗✨

  • @caitlinlaing763
    @caitlinlaing7634 жыл бұрын

    john looks so reserved and innocent and listening to him talking about him tripping on drugs is so crazy to me

  • @nina9346
    @nina93466 жыл бұрын

    James Corden is such a good host and actually lets his guests talk. He doesn't mind having the center of attention be on someone else (unlike Fallon) and I love that.

  • @MrsTukangTidur

    @MrsTukangTidur

    6 жыл бұрын

    which Jimmy?

  • @jidmoore10

    @jidmoore10

    6 жыл бұрын

    Which Jimmy

  • @SarahOpossum

    @SarahOpossum

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fallon

  • @ImTheCookieMonster95

    @ImTheCookieMonster95

    6 жыл бұрын

    Because Jimmy likes it to be more like a convo instead of storytime

  • @ricardoc.7327

    @ricardoc.7327

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy 🤷‍♂️

  • @honie_bee
    @honie_bee6 жыл бұрын

    If I could just have a podcast of these three people talking in a room for an unspecified amount of time, I’d be ecstatic.

  • @RayRayMaster87
    @RayRayMaster876 жыл бұрын

    John Mulaney looks like Grant Gustin's long lost twin...

  • @jurastakaune1423

    @jurastakaune1423

    6 жыл бұрын

    RayRayMaster87 John is one of those people, who probably could be friends with anyone. ANYONE. Try interview, where he was on a couch with CardiB 😉😊😊😊

  • @mhawang8204

    @mhawang8204

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought he WAS Grant Gustin before I read the title of the video.

  • @lets.get.intoit.

    @lets.get.intoit.

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought the same thing recently!

  • @calebdavies826

    @calebdavies826

    5 жыл бұрын

    Except older at the same time Get some rest tall child!

  • @jadetheshade

    @jadetheshade

    5 жыл бұрын

    omg that's what i thought

  • @MikeysPsyche
    @MikeysPsyche5 жыл бұрын

    2:42 Holy crap "the non-elephant in the room" is absolutely genius. The double meaning is fantastic.

  • @nternetrat

    @nternetrat

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMG WOW

  • @uhlexseeuh

    @uhlexseeuh

    3 жыл бұрын

    explain please:)

  • @nternetrat

    @nternetrat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@uhlexseeuh like the democratic party = elephant (republican is donkey) and then ofc the saying the elephant in the room

  • @uhlexseeuh

    @uhlexseeuh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nternetrat oh lmao haha elephant are republicans and democrats are the donkeys

  • @nternetrat

    @nternetrat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@uhlexseeuh OH OOPS ahaha switched them there ya

  • @SkippyGustilo
    @SkippyGustilo6 жыл бұрын

    The beauty of being CHUBBY. 😄

  • @SkippyGustilo

    @SkippyGustilo

    6 жыл бұрын

    ms wpwm could not agree more... this was really funny though... i was at a public quiet spot then i almost bursted out laughing. 😄

  • @jougjimmadome

    @jougjimmadome

    6 жыл бұрын

    coming from a chubby person it's the absolute truth, I've literally had groups of people start rubbing my hands because 'they're so soft!' which is, if you were wondering, not a justifiable reason to pass around someone's hand in a rubbing circle

  • @SkippyGustilo

    @SkippyGustilo

    6 жыл бұрын

    @james merten JUSTIFIED! Seems very justifiable to me. Hahaha I bet also when you were younger and chubby, girls and teachers would just pinch your cheeks so hard... it hurts and aint cute anymore. 😂 but hey, they say dont touch your face to prevent pimples... but back then.. still... clean AF. :D

  • @jexxer

    @jexxer

    6 жыл бұрын

    The challenge is being just the _right level_ of chubby. You have _too much_ chubbiness and you get squish lines.

  • @condemartinconde

    @condemartinconde

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jexxer depends on how healthy was and is ones road to that chubbines... variety gives you more chances

  • @floorsweepings666
    @floorsweepings6666 жыл бұрын

    John mulaney is a national treasure

  • @adamlammert6786

    @adamlammert6786

    5 жыл бұрын

    That should be the name of his next show John Mulaney: National Treasure

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen2292
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen22926 жыл бұрын

    zooey and john could be best friends

  • @MadisonM1

    @MadisonM1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen I know lmao

  • @Katya_Lastochka

    @Katya_Lastochka

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or siblings.

  • @adamortega1

    @adamortega1

    6 жыл бұрын

    You were number oneeeeee!

  • @siobhanmulvey

    @siobhanmulvey

    4 жыл бұрын

    Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen I hope they become friends but I don’t think they had chemistry.. almost too similar or something so sorta low key competing for talk time. I love them both and wish they could somehow do a sketch together.

  • @trashrat2160
    @trashrat21606 жыл бұрын

    Soooo does anyone else think that John and Zooey are immortals??? But like really young ones that were made immortals in like the 20s or 40s?? They give off that vibe to me.

  • @user-xb5bz4fu9o

    @user-xb5bz4fu9o

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yesss

  • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364

    @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364

    4 жыл бұрын

    She doesn’t for me but him kinda.

  • @heatherfeather7199

    @heatherfeather7199

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s all the face creams they use.

  • @laurenjanssen6911
    @laurenjanssen69116 жыл бұрын

    Zooey & John have great chemistry! This was Fun

  • @DaveH82

    @DaveH82

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's like they've been friends for years.

  • @jehanalshubaki1012

    @jehanalshubaki1012

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dave H. Are they really and you're being sarcastic?

  • @laurenjanssen6911

    @laurenjanssen6911

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gigi Shobaki no i believe they just met here! So no sarcasm! I agree, they give off a vibe as they have been friends yes!

  • @jehanalshubaki1012

    @jehanalshubaki1012

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lauren Janssen cool

  • @sarahjoy7636

    @sarahjoy7636

    6 жыл бұрын

    Totally. Seems like these are the goofy kind of people I would hang out with, if I was in those circles. XD

  • @Shayan-xf3wp
    @Shayan-xf3wp4 жыл бұрын

    That tall child also prays that there are crayons whenever he goes to a restaurant

  • @asdabir
    @asdabir6 жыл бұрын

    First of all thanks for uploading decent length videos

  • @Genious.

    @Genious.

    6 жыл бұрын

    And second?

  • @MeredithMathieu
    @MeredithMathieu4 жыл бұрын

    Zooey seems like the kind of mom that uses the word “marijuana” when talking about pot (in the best way possible).

  • @mcost4098
    @mcost40985 жыл бұрын

    the look on John's face when they're talking about having kids at restaurants is my new favorite thing

  • @maryrosekent8223

    @maryrosekent8223

    5 жыл бұрын

    Pearl Sea He’s probably pretty happy he and Anna don’t have to take Petunia with them when they eat out.

  • @themripley
    @themripley5 жыл бұрын

    I need a 50s style screwball comedy with Zooey and John and I need it now.

  • @kait.theidiot
    @kait.theidiot4 жыл бұрын

    In the beginning when zooey and james were talking about kids john looked so lost and mildly horrified

  • @MrTurtleMusic
    @MrTurtleMusic6 жыл бұрын

    Zoey and John are like two people who time traveled from the past and got stuck and just don’t know what to do.

  • @outlawvienteuno442
    @outlawvienteuno4426 жыл бұрын

    I love how fucked up John used to be and how like cookie cutter he looks, it makes the fact that he's was a hardcore drinker for so long so much funnier

  • @xxcarazybabexx
    @xxcarazybabexx6 жыл бұрын

    Zooey’s dress is so cute.

  • @xxcarazybabexx

    @xxcarazybabexx

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not sure...

  • @rachelwagner4987
    @rachelwagner49876 жыл бұрын

    “Not elephant in the room” puns “to be blunt” puns

  • @sunnidavis195
    @sunnidavis1954 жыл бұрын

    Mulaney's accent and tone makes him sound like he walked straight out of a 1920's gangster movie. "Say, I ain't no Bluenose, see! I got my giggle water right here, see!"

  • @emmab508
    @emmab5083 жыл бұрын

    I love how well James weighs the two people in an interview, it’s very professional and makes both people seem equally important

  • @Victoria-cn3jj
    @Victoria-cn3jj3 жыл бұрын

    I think John would’ve been a great guest star in New Girl

  • @L.O.Hammmm
    @L.O.Hammmm3 жыл бұрын

    "And before we could say anything he said "Before you say anything..." " is such a masterful way of setting up that punch line

  • @luvyou-baby
    @luvyou-baby6 жыл бұрын

    Love listening to his stories

  • @gracehanan7841
    @gracehanan78413 жыл бұрын

    James was brave to have two adhders on the show at the same time...I love how they keep talking over each other true adhd representation

  • @babyzoe93
    @babyzoe933 жыл бұрын

    I like James in this video, he let the guests speak most of the time and didn't interrupt them once.

  • @Emma.Evolve
    @Emma.Evolve5 жыл бұрын

    I love that he was in Maryland tripping 😂 probably Merriweather Post Pavilion. “I needed to spice it up because it’s Maryland, so I took an eighth of shrooms”.

  • @godwinadewumi4494
    @godwinadewumi44946 жыл бұрын

    “I love a talent show, I want to shine.”

  • @joysh
    @joysh5 жыл бұрын

    GUYS. EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING IN THE COMMENTS KEEP SAYING THAT JOHN AND ZOOEY LOOK LIKE A SASSY MARRIED COUPLE FROM A ROMANTIC COMEDY. THEY CAN BE THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE JERRY ORBACH'S EYES. IN THE MOVIE PLOT JOHN CAME UP WITH. RIGHT? RIGHT???

  • @alilamcgettigan6179

    @alilamcgettigan6179

    5 жыл бұрын

    School's out huh?

  • @elisepentz1063

    @elisepentz1063

    5 жыл бұрын

    I would love that!

  • @krisdoesart9643

    @krisdoesart9643

    4 жыл бұрын

    But Zooey doesn't really look like a busy businesswoman who only likes business

  • @AB-zx8hk
    @AB-zx8hk3 жыл бұрын

    john and zooey have great chemistry they bounce off of each other so well

  • @zurisreptiles5239
    @zurisreptiles52395 жыл бұрын

    “You’re just hydrated? Like nAtUrAlLy?????” Why was that so funny lol

  • @boop8551
    @boop85516 жыл бұрын

    They're like the male and female equivalents of each other. ❤

  • @lauriejean9306
    @lauriejean93066 жыл бұрын

    They need to make something together!!!!! They're both from the 40's and hilarious/adorable!

  • @crystalynaurelia300
    @crystalynaurelia3004 жыл бұрын

    John just staring at Zooey n James talk about having kids at restaurants😂

  • @ummmidunno8308
    @ummmidunno83086 жыл бұрын

    Toner.. What's that? I died... You boys...

  • @mundaneamazing

    @mundaneamazing

    6 жыл бұрын

    I use toner and I'm not sure what it is.

  • @joeytan5297
    @joeytan52976 жыл бұрын

    i need a podcast of these two telling stories to each other

  • @dani-jf7ms
    @dani-jf7ms5 жыл бұрын

    I love how all over the place this interview is 😭😂

  • @MissAmesha
    @MissAmesha3 жыл бұрын

    "Well, it's a series of face creams that you have to apply in a certain order.." That line and the expression on his face killed me

  • @beaperry3984
    @beaperry39844 жыл бұрын

    i like how john looks at you when you talk he's all smiley and listen-y you know

  • @sha2424
    @sha24246 жыл бұрын

    its so weird to watch john talk without swearing

  • @indieeasmr7101
    @indieeasmr71013 жыл бұрын

    Lol John never even finished his Halifax story

  • @telectronix1368
    @telectronix13686 жыл бұрын

    To be honest, I find it less stressful to cook than to have to get everyone organised to go out somewhere. At least that way I know it'll all get done.

  • @Nat-yz7bg
    @Nat-yz7bg6 жыл бұрын

    An ad for Oceans 8 just played before this video... i wonder if john has any words on that

  • @2Rachael3
    @2Rachael35 жыл бұрын

    I need them to play a brother sister crime fighting duo

  • @iriskim0409
    @iriskim04095 жыл бұрын

    They look like they're getting along so well it makes me so happy :) (not that other celebs on talk shows don't but it feels much more casual here rather than an interview)

  • @liddellsoul3344
    @liddellsoul33442 жыл бұрын

    was so smart to put these two together.

  • @dallasl3688
    @dallasl36883 жыл бұрын

    "You handled that well, I went for my gun." "I didn't need to hear that."

  • @katkendall1554
    @katkendall15546 жыл бұрын

    My two...no wait three favorite people in one place!

  • @TheGiansi88
    @TheGiansi886 жыл бұрын

    Those eyes.. My god.

  • @JimNortonsAlcoholism

    @JimNortonsAlcoholism

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @coldsuncrowfeet

    @coldsuncrowfeet

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, John has beautiful eyes,

  • @tipilot3791
    @tipilot37916 жыл бұрын

    this is how all talk shows should be. its just interesting genuine conversation

  • @emmaferguson7957
    @emmaferguson79573 жыл бұрын

    Zooey and John are so naturally funny together

  • @binignitbenignitbinegnit
    @binignitbenignitbinegnit4 жыл бұрын

    I know John’s married but his chemistry with Zooey here is just so good!

  • @TrumbullComic
    @TrumbullComic3 жыл бұрын

    John Mulaney: No point of reference for Mother's Day. Zooey Deschanel: No point of reference for mushrooms at a music festival.

  • @Aamaillet7
    @Aamaillet72 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, 3 years ago he said he was going from Portland, Maine to somewhere else and not even a month ago I saw him live in Portland, Maine. Absolutely loved it.

  • @temi8149
    @temi81496 жыл бұрын

    She’s honestly turned into such a mom recently I love it

  • @TemProduction
    @TemProduction6 жыл бұрын

    Zoey and John can be BFF

  • @deniselinsangan5177
    @deniselinsangan51776 жыл бұрын

    Dermatology nurse here. Somebody tell Mr. Mulaney that he should not go lower than 30 SPF!!!

  • @Ottee2

    @Ottee2

    6 жыл бұрын

    I felt Zooey was going for something higher, but John kinda shut it down at 25 SPF.

  • @pebblefrogg
    @pebblefrogg3 жыл бұрын

    can we admire how james and zooey are just bonding over relatable family things and john's just like watching

  • @kurbaga6041
    @kurbaga60416 жыл бұрын

    I love how supportive Zooey is

  • @Janthdanl
    @Janthdanl5 жыл бұрын

    They look like JFK and Jackie

  • @acornpockets7244
    @acornpockets72446 жыл бұрын

    "You handled that well, I went for my gun" 😬

  • @JarenLeto
    @JarenLeto6 жыл бұрын

    Johns suit is killing me 😍😍

  • @nolongeractive2581
    @nolongeractive25816 жыл бұрын

    his wife is a makeup artist…he doesn’t know what toner is?

  • @erdemmemisyazici3950

    @erdemmemisyazici3950

    5 жыл бұрын

    A lot of guys are not privy to such details. I'd say the same applies to male majority jobs (not that I'm promoting this), but to most people, "I'm a software developer" is a good enough explanation. Does the S.O. know what a static variable is and she's not in I.T.? I have to say, probably not.

  • @abirelmoussaoui2971

    @abirelmoussaoui2971

    4 жыл бұрын

    i thought his wife was working in interior design?

  • @RonnieLunn84
    @RonnieLunn846 жыл бұрын

    Watching this in Halifax, Nova Scotia!

  • @Ottee2

    @Ottee2

    6 жыл бұрын

    Enjoy the fish and chips, comrade.

  • @4lifeshaytards
    @4lifeshaytards6 жыл бұрын

    Zooey is a sweet, baby angel and she deserves the world. Mulaney too, tbh.

  • @9gaglover321
    @9gaglover3213 жыл бұрын

    wow i didnt know late night shows could actually be funny. this was like watching a group of friends catch up in the most wholesome way

  • @carlpop2324
    @carlpop23244 жыл бұрын

    Mulvaney is a tremendous story teller.

  • @sitbone3
    @sitbone33 жыл бұрын

    They could play the couple in Rocky Horror Picture Show

  • @LePageChannel
    @LePageChannel5 жыл бұрын

    She could easily pass for Katy Perry's older sister.

  • @thesaustin
    @thesaustin5 жыл бұрын

    Dear Zoey, and John...MAKE A MOVIE!!!

  • @noura.mohamed
    @noura.mohamed3 жыл бұрын

    John is too cool around gentle people like ZD . He is less awkward and just too relaxed to tell his stories right 🌻♥️

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