John by himself: really gay energy John next to Tan: straight af

@corrinrausch5623

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even realize until you said it but you are so right.

@annas6630

5 жыл бұрын

Corrin Rausch tan makes John into the whitest, straightest person ever

@victoriadarke

5 жыл бұрын

@@tabarkal-hallak3489 A rocking tink, thank you very much haha

@tabarkal-hallak3489

5 жыл бұрын

@@victoriadarke my apologies

@catblimp7894

5 жыл бұрын

@@tabarkal-hallak3489 bUt WHaT wOuLD LEonARd BeaRnSteIN dO?

"It's an $800 shirt. Can the youth really afford this?" John is always so woke and down to earth 😭

@layaqui

4 жыл бұрын

Mary B I love him for that!!! 😌

@madisonmorris7394

3 жыл бұрын

L S you and me know what’s worth it. Lemme tell you, the clearance isle can have the best clothes if you search hard enough and it won’t make you go broke! Any shirt more than 15 dollars isn’t worth it. I just wait a little for the price to go down and bam! Discount! Then I can get more stuff I like with the same budget!

@stm7810

3 жыл бұрын

@L S I wouldn't even shop lift that garbage.

@k.williamslesia9547

3 жыл бұрын

While I appreciate Tan’s style, I disagree with EVERYTHING age offered up in this video. John already has great style that perfectly matches his personality. I love his classic style! Also, that bone colored suit was horrible in general, and really washed him out.

@monkeygraborange

3 жыл бұрын

That suit was not only too baggy in the middle and too short in the sleeves and body, but it was a wrinkled mess and a hideous color.... in other words, it was junk.

John was so shook by being told he looked older that he was not mentally present for the rest of the shoot. 😂

@JAe-jc1uk

3 жыл бұрын

The year that this started happening to me was crushing. When “you look younger” turns to “you look older.”

@AlexanderSerpico

3 жыл бұрын

@@JAe-jc1uk in pictures from 2019 people think im 30 (im 40), but sadly in any pictures from 2020 ive aged 10

@lorencappelson6475

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, Tan just meant John's dress style made him seem older. And I think we'd all agree he's a very tall child who dresses like an insurance salesman from the 1930s or a lawyer from the 1950s or a game-show host from the 1960s.

@gabriellasuri5189

3 жыл бұрын

Right lol right up until the butt compliment.

@mariediop9551

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorencappelson6475 your take was so on point but also kinda mean, I loved it

i love tan dearly but i think criticizing john’s constantly upgrading suits is a war crime in several states

@canaisyoung3601

3 жыл бұрын

I thought war crimes were a country thing, not a state thing.

@mason2769

3 жыл бұрын

@@canaisyoung3601 It's a civil war thing

@animuszen136

3 жыл бұрын

Facts, I got personally offended when he said he didn't look "effable" (you know what word that's supposed to be).

@kalebwick3429

3 жыл бұрын

His kid gorgeous suit was gorgeous! I want that red and have never found it anywhere.

@laurynganser9634

3 жыл бұрын

@@canaisyoung3601 a country is a state

"i always wanted to be an entertainer in the 50's" john mulaney just exposed himself as immortal

@sakuramikan28

5 жыл бұрын

I really hope john would make an appearance in the marvelous Mrs maisel it's perfect for him

@harlequin5664

5 жыл бұрын

@@sakuramikan28 have you ever seen him act? he couldn't pull it off... not with the rhythm of the show. I would love nothing more, but he ain't the best actor..

@sakuramikan28

5 жыл бұрын

@@harlequin5664 he doesn't particularly have to act if I would be satisfied even if he makes a brief cameo or maybe if he is performing a stand up in the show that might work

@harlequin5664

5 жыл бұрын

Sakura Mikan the problem with Maisel is EVERYTHING is perfectly choreographed, ASP litterally only hires dancers as background actors. And even the stand up sequences have such a specific rhythm

@harlequin5664

5 жыл бұрын

@Jerry Booth true, but not Maisel if you catch my drift. as I said, I would truly love it. but I really don't think the palladinos would be able to work with him.

Tan: ‘you’ve got a really good bum!’ John: *in the most dad voice that can be humanly achieved* that’s nice of you to say

@i.destiny

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 literally

@Zia-ep3co

5 жыл бұрын

Gwen Robb lmao

@lmaojillian

4 жыл бұрын

hello i’m chip mulaney i’m your father

@Soroboruo

4 жыл бұрын

Tan is so sweet but he... there is no bum there. He is bumless.

@pazamour

2 жыл бұрын

Those jeans ARE too tight too! Omg. How's his junk faring in those? 🤔

I'm really digging the part where every time John Mulaney walks out of the changing room he looks more like a woman

@elliesearcy6183

4 жыл бұрын

or a "hey mamas" lesbian

@explainthatkotaco.8598

4 жыл бұрын

@@elliesearcy6183 aljdkdjdjddj Yes

@nxla27

3 жыл бұрын

he has feminine hips it’s the thing he’s sensitive about 😕

@stm7810

3 жыл бұрын

He makes me feel jealous, my body makes too much testosterone and HRT is difficult to get.

@spyke2856

3 жыл бұрын

that's because he is a woman, a proud asian-american one at that

Tan: I thought that you where older John: *cries in immortal*

"I think I'm chasing something." "What is that? Youth?" (John wears a striped shirt looking like it came off the Sesame Street costume dept.) "Yes."

@Soroboruo

4 жыл бұрын

THAT'S what it is!

@songsparrows

4 жыл бұрын

Because it literally did anjnkbgnfkns

Therapist: hypebeast John Mulaney isn’t real he can’t hurt you Hypebeast john mulaney:

@ddookkii

5 жыл бұрын

cool dad IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES

@zlbxue

5 жыл бұрын

this comment is fucking hilarious

@ajwarren2876

5 жыл бұрын

THE SHOES WERE SO BIG

*Tan knocking on the dressing room door* John: Uh someone's in here! Tan: I think there's a carnival barker in there.

@JAe-jc1uk

3 жыл бұрын

It was EXACTLY that voice.

@lilyfoster6051

3 жыл бұрын

I think someone is drumming up business for a carnival

@ana_shep

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is hilarious

@sophiakarp1999

3 жыл бұрын

yes new in town reference i love that

@Lwoods1717

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is so underrated

While I appreciate Tan’s style, I disagree with EVERYTHING age offered up in this video. John already has great style that perfectly matches his personality. I love his classic style! Also, that bone colored suit was horrible in general, and really washed him out.

@Lupis4747

4 жыл бұрын

I agree completely. Every outfit that Tan liked I completely was turned off by.

@elizacarrie7433

4 жыл бұрын

Tan is dressing John Mulaney like he’s never seen John Mulaney say or do anything ever

@anthonyhebisen

4 жыл бұрын

As a gay man myself , his style before was absolutely impeccable. Everything Tan is picking , seems to be trying to hard to be youthful . He might as well include the potion Isabella Rossellini sells Meryl in “Death becomes her .” Siempre Viva.

@Mikkirose1

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for saying it!

@thatpeachfromcmbyn1

3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree

everyone saying "hes just letting it happen" yeah what did you think when he said "you could pour soup in my lap and id probably apologize to you"? yall thought he wasnt serious?

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

4 жыл бұрын

He's a very well brought up tall child.

@ashleyramlow9468

4 жыл бұрын

Not wrong 😂

@jessidobosz8790

4 жыл бұрын

You could pour soup on my lap and i Probally apologise to you is my phone wallpapet

@Denemil

4 жыл бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 He's pretty average height though?

@forkonastick4013

4 жыл бұрын

Berend Brokkenpap it’s just a joke of his that he’s just an overgrown child

Tan: ***tries to get john to be more casual*** John: ***buttons every shirt all the way up***

@jordachejordan90

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha yes

@edenrome2245

5 жыл бұрын

What can you expect, he was born in the '30s

@Alltheusernamesaretaken7593

5 жыл бұрын

it's the "one black coffee" effect

@dewihapsari

5 жыл бұрын

Coz that makew him feel safe

@k1tkat-kate

5 жыл бұрын

omg I wanted Tan to undo the top button of that henley SO BADLY!!!!!

Poor John really was serious when he said he needed everyone to like him so much, he is so nice while tan is putting him in hideous clothes.

@finil5761

3 жыл бұрын

@Kills Bonton nice job stealing that comment my dude

@bansarivora7448

2 жыл бұрын

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

@kstar1489

2 жыл бұрын

They weren’t all bad

It feels awkward, because john already dresses good this made him silly.

@necadrateescabarte5778

3 жыл бұрын

The title is "Dressing Funny"

@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@necadrateescabarte5778 it's called "dressing funny" because it's about dressing comedians and/or funny people

@necadrateescabarte5778

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy isn't double bladed? If it ain't, I'm sorry

@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@necadrateescabarte5778 no it's not

@necadrateescabarte5778

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy then my bad

Tan: Cameraman: Audience: John Mulaney: **turns to camera like he's on the office to express insecurities**

@cubalayabandit5591

5 жыл бұрын

It felt like he turned on stand up mode and it was hilarious

he was literally standing like an avatar on the select character menu

@chimpsley

5 жыл бұрын

Chloe Turner underrated comment

@mattyangelz

5 жыл бұрын

Danganronpa pose

@deebee6390

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment thank you LMAO

@HexagonSun990

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@boom-whump

4 жыл бұрын

i just want to let you know i genuinely laughed out loud at this comment this is so funny

John hasn’t aged or stopped zoning out since 2014

tan: all joking aside- john: who’s selling ecstasy? love that most of johns jokes are drugs and making fun of himself

Tan France: You have two Netflix specials? John Mulaney who has three Netflix specials: Yes.

@emd5492

5 жыл бұрын

And so he lied. Like a liar.

@trystaylor4395

5 жыл бұрын

he has two specials BY netflix, the first one just got put onto nextflix.

@willowmarie218

5 жыл бұрын

Hey he DOES have two Netflix specials,,, he just also has another one too

@niamhlakewolf5501

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of his joke about how he will apologize if soup is spilled on him

@jackiedunleavy9862

5 жыл бұрын

The Amazing Gible get outta here! Take your epi pen!

"I always wanted to be a performer in the 50's" oh good he's self aware

I wish John had been like "Oh, I thought you were like 45. Sorry, harsh realities."

@handfulmousefly

3 жыл бұрын

He's too nice, unfortunately

@carlalopes8060

3 жыл бұрын

He needs Tan to like him at all times!

@bronco7087

3 жыл бұрын

Running for the mayor of nothing!

This made me kinda mad like john doesn’t look old at all, his suits makes him look nice and you can tell the confidence it gives him. i feel like tan was off on that

@Georgian1717

2 жыл бұрын

I think he meant old fashion

where’s that post about how finding John Mulaney attractive makes you feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

@Northychen

5 жыл бұрын

Hannah Alexis how is this so true 😂

@madisongossett2227

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how I relate but I do

@sunflower2187

5 жыл бұрын

I feel this

@indiecloud100

5 жыл бұрын

Wonderful

@djinnsbetpools

5 жыл бұрын

Why is this so specific and yet so accurate

"You have a really good bum!" "That's nice of you to say." lmao, John is such a sweetheart.

@frostfang1

5 жыл бұрын

I love that his thought process was probably "it only looks good because I had to squeeze into tight jeans to see its shape"

@donaldjensen

5 жыл бұрын

It has been my experience that straight men do not like tight jeans, and usually that is a good thing!

I always thought John was like 22 him being 36 is wild

June 2019 Tan: *suggests John looks older than his age* John: this is gonna work its way into the back of my brain November 2020 John on Late Night with Seth Meyers: Lately I have been worried about my age - I turned 38, and people no longer go like "Whaat??", they go "Oh yeah" We love a self-conscious comedian who internalizes every comment

If John's next special isn't titled "Finally Fuckable" then Netflix should just call it quits.

Tan: *teaching john how to pose* John: *skiing in place*

@isabellanebs22

4 жыл бұрын

God this made me cry laugh

@bethfinn370

4 жыл бұрын

I.am.dying. Funniest shit I've read on here. Comedy gold.

That first outfit looks like he's wearing a suit of his own skin

i found myself laughing at how uncomfortable john is the entire time

“I assumed you were slightly older.” “....oh wow.” IMMORTAL BROODING

Tan: *dresses John basically like Antoni* Tan: IT WORKS

@r.h.6249

5 жыл бұрын

in his defence "fuckable" in my dictionary IS Antoni...

@heiditurner5991

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, both Antoni and John have a certain classic-ness and neutrality to their wardrobe (almost aggressively neutral -- like, I will NOT LET MY CLOTHES DO ALL THE TALKING THANK YOU VERY MUCH) so I totally see it.

@hofficalz

5 жыл бұрын

MY EXACT THOUGHT! Especially in the yellow sweatshirt

@MorganMcCauley11

5 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! Especially when he came out in the brown jacket and red top omg...

@briannawhite9307

5 жыл бұрын

It's like Antoni visited Wonkas factory and fell in the taffy stretcher

The fact he turned to the camera like the office and just started talking has me crying lmfaoo

John: smiles awkwardly. “Yeah I like it..” Tan: “is that a genuine smile on your face?” John: lies through his teeth

@doom4627

3 жыл бұрын

You know like a liar

John: these shirts are about $800 a piece? Tan: yes. John: and the youth can afford this? Tan quietly: a subsection of the youth, yes.

@oof-rr5nf

5 жыл бұрын

kudos on honesty i guess

@sk8brder40

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine spending that kind of money on a shirt worth $10-20 lmao

@brandontjy

5 жыл бұрын

There are some things where you look at them and go “yeah okay makes sense that’s $800” and then there’s...that

@erossore8500

5 жыл бұрын

The clout kids !

@RhodianColossus

5 жыл бұрын

thing is, you can always buy the exact same stuff at normal prices. Or even make it yourself at a printing shop

“Who is selling ecstasy I am part of your school” John Mulaney 2019 8:48

@erincarr9411

5 жыл бұрын

This was my favorite

@destinyszwiec8208

5 жыл бұрын

/r/fellowkids

@mirandabee2323

5 жыл бұрын

"If I'm doing my job, and I'm doing it right, I'm making life safer one school at a time."

@sevencats4964

5 жыл бұрын

@@mirandabee2323 naomi!

Tan: I think with this top you look cool, and less.. daddy John: ...uh huh

John looks like he’s in his 20’s ... really Tan 😂😂😂

Alternative title: John Mulaney undergoes cognitive dissonance while trying to appease a gay stylist.

@elfielaurie6588

4 жыл бұрын

karan varma lmaoooooo💀💀💀

@eSelle88

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is everything!

@sierragreen7361

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@carolyntalbot947

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! 👏👏👏

@xscore9795

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, I laughed out loud at my phone. I dont think I've EVER done that! Thanks, funny person!

11:37 : tan places his hand on the rack and leans comfortably John places his hand the rack and stands awkwardly Honestly just sums up the video lmao

@aquaria1885

4 жыл бұрын

Arianna Salinas you’re so right I had to go back and watch it 😂

@taylormerriam4627

4 жыл бұрын

So glad you pointed this out lmao

@imaginekudryavka9485

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yes, I noticed that too. John Mulaney seems like he has accomplished so much, yet when it comes down to the wire, he has no recognizable social skills.

I want John and Pete to dress each other and just have tan watching it unfold

To me, John always looks like he has really good posture and also looks like he's slouching at the same time. 🤷‍♀️

3:19 Tan: “So you have 2 Netflix specials, correct?” John Mulaney (internal monologue): *actually I have three but I’m afraid of confrontation and am a people pleaser by nature so I’m just gonna say yes* John Mulaney: “Yes!”

@Nina-ok1ep

5 жыл бұрын

Wait he has 3? Ive only seen comeback kid and kid gorgeous, whats the third one??

@kasseyleach5333

5 жыл бұрын

@quillsnquotes new in town is the third :)

@captainbirb1171

5 жыл бұрын

I think he said that because Netflix in the uk and some European countries only have 2 of the shows available 😭

@ripmyfictionalfriends

5 жыл бұрын

@@kasseyleach5333 @ netflix we need to talk i have searched john mulaney content on your app a lot by now, where did you hid this one

@ripmyfictionalfriends

5 жыл бұрын

@@captainbirb1171 oh no *cries in european*

with those tight jeans you can really tell hes got... *feminine hips*

@kadegeorge9562

4 жыл бұрын

Beck NO THATS THE THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT

@ryebubbas5100

4 жыл бұрын

tHATS THE THING HES S E N S I T I V E ABOUT

@mollyfletcher7746

4 жыл бұрын

He does have himself some childbearing hips right there! I'm advocating for him doing a comedy sketch about being a high school NARC

@moirahaynie4507

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like a hip gay dad/lesbian mom

@swagmeister3000

4 жыл бұрын

look at that high-waisted man!!

tan france, the stylist: puts john in pink jacket, which washes him out, and is also wrinkled ok

@mags506

2 жыл бұрын

it was on purpose lmfao yall are slow

When John put that black trench coat at the end, I was like "IT'S BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH"

Tan: I assume you throw your clothes on the floor John: Sometimes I do Tan: ....straight men.

@CloudslnMyCoffee

5 жыл бұрын

Lin Ole came here looking for this comment. so much shade

@isachan0o844

5 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm a straight man then

@katie3032

5 жыл бұрын

isachan 0o lmao same

@firewheels90

5 жыл бұрын

I cackled!

@elanahochbaum9129

4 жыл бұрын

@Jael Smith same😂😂😂

If John Mulaney wears anything else but a suit in stage I will SCREAM.

@stickysocks6369

4 жыл бұрын

In a good or bad way ? 😂

@ksmina

4 жыл бұрын

same that's the day i RIOT

@jonathanjacob7532

4 жыл бұрын

Sara Martinez every outfit was so much worse than he normally looks.

@trinityjay8893

4 жыл бұрын

@@stickysocks6369 a bad way

@spenceraronfeld4456

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. And not that silly pink linen suit- he looked ridiculous.

I love tan, but he’s so wrong. John looks great in a suit.

when john said he liked harsh realities i just knew how anna felt with that best buy rewards card

I love how Tan is legit flirting with John and he’s just like, “Well that’s nice of you to say”

@jessiegreen4471

5 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice 😂

@kassidyengst2706

5 жыл бұрын

you have an amazing profile photo

@nell8359

5 жыл бұрын

kassidy e well thanks. It’s John Deacon, circa 1982, being *the love of my life*

@kassidyengst2706

5 жыл бұрын

nells bells yeah i knew it was deaky that’s why i complimented it but,, that’s a big mood ahsjsk

@DeathnoteBB

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly as someone who’s like John in attitude I would say that too XD Too socially awkward for anything else

"this is an $800 shirt. can the youth really afford this?" "...a certain subsection." LITERALLY DEAD edit: apparently SOME PEOPLE think i'm dead and while i am still living, i'm an overdramatic person. not dead. take a hint, colt.

@coltjames4322

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think you know what literally means.

@brandonkey181

5 жыл бұрын

@@coltjames4322 The usage of the word 'literally' in a fashion polar to actual meaning for the addition of dramatic effect dates back to the 1700s. Hes perfectly aware of what it means, and you know exactly *what* he is saying, so shut up.

@RonDouglasTV

5 жыл бұрын

So good

@coltjames4322

5 жыл бұрын

@@brandonkey181 You're an angry little thing, aren't you?

@JaxLittles

5 жыл бұрын

@@coltjames4322 Alexis could be dead and typing as a ghost... you don't know her afterlife

I was waiting for the moment where Tan goes "You're a little fat girl, aren't you?" and John says "Ok, yeah... I'm a little fat girl"

"When I'm not wearing a suit, I feel like I have no authority." Me too.

"do you throw your clothes on the floor?" "I do sometimes." "straight men." HAHAHAHAH IM DEAD

@none4530

5 жыл бұрын

Lord I'm gay but you should see my room...clothes everywhere

@Steef_Lee

5 жыл бұрын

@Alex Creed SAME...

@cascadeoceanwavesblues

5 жыл бұрын

11:14

I mean, come on. John looks twenty something, but dresses like he's straight outta the fifties. Also, the pete davidson look screams "Hello, fellow children."

@h3llsb3lls612

5 жыл бұрын

Also the way he carries himself has a classic kinda feel it.

@emanifung6806

5 жыл бұрын

“how do you do fellow kids”

@duck.andcover158

5 жыл бұрын

He simultaneously looks 25 and 45

@milkcatdog394

5 жыл бұрын

More like, “hello, fellow homies.”

@brooklynnoe6492

5 жыл бұрын

and he sounds like hes from like the 40s

Tan saying that John looked older than 36 vicariously devastated me.

I feel like seeing unscripted John makes it easier to see why him and Pete are such good friends (not really a fan of the outfits (the third and fourth-ish ones were pretty good tho), but I love these interactions (love them both so much!!!!!!!!!!!))

tan : GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT *silence* john : awkwardly moves from side to side

@sweetlife6299

5 жыл бұрын

Sienna Ellis love your pfp :)

Everyone: Tan France: "FOKABL"

@RyanideProductions

4 жыл бұрын

"let's have a look at that BOM"

@eduardamachado6220

3 жыл бұрын

No one: Tan France: *bends body 90° back when laughing*

@anywallsocket

3 жыл бұрын

he wanted it lmao

@vyomkumar7896

3 жыл бұрын

"i'd do ya" yes coach

Ok but can we talk about how adorable he was when he blushed, please protect him 😭

thumbnail designer: "I don't need to trace it, I know how big letters should be"

johns red carpet pose is like a default sim lmaooo

He wants to feel like an entertainer from the 50s because he’s an immortal and wants to relive his glory days

@magpielark

5 жыл бұрын

Tan thinking he was older bothered him because he doesn't want to be found out.

@StraveTube

5 жыл бұрын

He became immortal as a child and he's never aged, only gotten taller.

@name-km8gy

4 жыл бұрын

We need to find a picture of him in the fiftys!

John on his last outfit looks like a divorced country girl going out with her girlfriends on a Friday night

Love John Mulaney, and wishing him well

So we’re just gonna dress John in things that accent his feminine hips? The thing he’s sensitive about????

@rayvincente

5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!!! Exactly what I was thinking!

@tehreeem

5 жыл бұрын

he probably doesn't know?

@jaynebugs

5 жыл бұрын

I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING! 😂

@loladoee

5 жыл бұрын

Hey look at that high waisted man, he got 𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓼

@graceswan4353

5 жыл бұрын

he’s got amazing hips what are you talking about

John is just like "ok" to everything. Like he will stand there and suffer quietly. Like I feel like you could say anything to him and he would just like " thats ok. I'm fine. That didn't hurt me." He is just really nice.

@lemonke2711

4 жыл бұрын

you could pour soup in his lap and he'd probably apologize to you.

@themripley

4 жыл бұрын

His wife once said walking around with him is like watching him run for Mayor of Nothing because he is so nice to everyone all the time.

@orangeandblackattack4946

4 жыл бұрын

He even has a bit about that where he literally accepts anything people will dish out to him so seeing him here solidifies that to me.

@alondranino423

4 жыл бұрын

OrangeAndBlackAttack “in fact, we’re gonna frame you for MURDER and you’re gonna go to jail for 35(?) years!!!!”

@lilychancey4446

4 жыл бұрын

Alondra Nino beat me to it

I understood John on a spiritual level at 11:35 when he put his hand up on that bar after Tan did

I love when Tan tries something that crashes horribly and calmly adjusts to, "So, let's back out of this - now."

a fuckable john mulaney would be too powerfull, a full fledged immortal finally

@virginiamooney4105

5 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to imply John Mulaney has not always been fuckable

@leovomend8789

5 жыл бұрын

@Olivia Wilson of course he's fully immortal im just saying he's missing the gall and galore of like vampires y'know

I love how John can manage to make even the most outgoing people uncomfortable

@gracefulsunrise

5 жыл бұрын

Same

10:52 the cc say "mumbles" but John is asking Tan if he ever shoplifted when he was younger.

John being totally cordial and easy going is the funniest part

Tan: "With this top on, you look more , , ,cold, , , than daddy," John: "uh huh" *immediately disassociating*

@delcaskett4359

4 жыл бұрын

Caught that 😂😂😉

@the.muffin

4 жыл бұрын

6:39 legitimately though

@gennavievegwenn4564

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely doesn’t have top energy

Tan: "You look hot!" John: "This works?" T: "It works for me. And if it works for this gay, it's probably gonna work for women too." I. AM. DEAD. I love Tan France.

Tan: You throw your clothes on the floor. John: Do you? Tan: Absolutey not. I assumed you did. John: That’s true. Tan: Straight men ☠️

The last outfit makes him look like the cool lit teacher that everyone loves

J: do you throw your clothes on the floor? T: absolutely not, I’m assuming you do J:..yeah sometimes T: STRAIGHT MEN 🙄

@jackfrostghosts

5 жыл бұрын

Probably due to his ADHD 😂😂

@robina.c.6380

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackfrostghosts he has adhd??

@jackfrostghosts

5 жыл бұрын

Robin A. C. Yeah

@robina.c.6380

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackfrostghosts weird that I didn't know... but it's cool to know one more celebrity with ADHD. do you know where he talked about it? how did you know?

@AnikaandAj

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackfrostghosts Wait that's an ADHD thing? Wait John Mulaney has ADHD? I'm beginning to realize why I connected so hard as I look at my clothes on the floor.

Tan: This makes you look cool instead of “daddy” John: *smirks*

i love how john can match tans energy, they have a funny chemistry, they seem like they could actually be friends irl

alternate title: two married men with mad chemistry terrorise the employees at saks fifth avenue

john being criticised by tan and just going “ok” is the biggest mood, hes too nice 😭😭

@haleyalexis1264

3 жыл бұрын

it’s like the skit he did on the netflix special i think new in town? maybe idk but he said without his wife around he takes ANY treatment bc hes a pushover 😭😭 now we know it wasnt just a skit

@thisisme4074

2 жыл бұрын

you could pour soup in his laugh and he would apologize to you

@supremechaosbeing2696

2 жыл бұрын

"you're a little fat girl, aren't you?"

tan: you have a very young face john: (softly) i know that

I beg of you: Bill Hader, for your consideration. I would like to see a full screwball makeover. Make the man a modern Cary Grant.

He is so adorable. I truly hope he makes a full recovery and finds happiness

@rainstorm571

2 жыл бұрын

I mean youre an addict for life but you can hope his recovery sticks this time he did have like over 10 years sober before he unfortunately

John: .....do YOU throw your clothes on the floor? Tan: No, never. But I assume you do which is why I said that John: I sometimes do.. Tan: Of course, straight man 😂😂😂

@SargisMzikyan

5 жыл бұрын

I scrolled thru the whole comment section for this particular one, bless you :D

@fabulousbaticorn9991

5 жыл бұрын

i'm pretty gay but i dress like a straight man

John: “You don’t like it at all...” Tan: “No, I’m really angry.” John: “Okay...” Tan: “Like I’ve never wanted to hit you more.”

@anahernandezcardona9165

5 жыл бұрын

Kim Carney hahahahahahaj

@piyam5948

5 жыл бұрын

Meaning there's a level where he wants to hit him all the time?

@frostfang1

5 жыл бұрын

I kinda wanted him to say "daddy" again in that moment.

seeing mulaney not in a suit makes me oddly uncomfortable

@water9892

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's like seeing your teacher in a supermarket

Mulaney's looks at 4:43 : 😮😂😂😂

Netflix you've gathered two of strongest energies the tall children and the gays

@kade3551

4 жыл бұрын

Vale Osejo I am both

@worm225

4 жыл бұрын

Bubblei Langdon we are nothing but tall gay children

i’m so glad people agree because how *DARE* Tan say John Mulaney *DOESN’T* look fuckable in his suit

@sonias3778

5 жыл бұрын

yes, thank you.

@dominiqueearly2262

5 жыл бұрын

Agree and as a hetero female I would never get with a guy who was wearing a peach linen suit. 🤢 Not my cup of tea 🤪

@bessythompson1472

5 жыл бұрын

yes! that peach suit just completely washed him out in my opinion. i love his suit looks! 😍

@marianneainscough7127

5 жыл бұрын

Tan said he looks like a dad but its more like John Mulaney looks like he could make you call him Daddy

@carolbedrosian4650

5 жыл бұрын

I've always thought that John Mulaney's styling is perfection...including the suits!

Funny of them to assume that those suits dont achieve the “bangable” vibe for john 😌😌

John: do you throw your clothes on the floor? Tan: no absolutely not, I assume you do which is why I said that John: I do sometimes... Tan: *straight man*

seeing john in the narc outfit was the only moment in my life in which I didn't trust him, it was a terrifying feeling

@delanieowens6166

5 жыл бұрын

I saw him and i said out loud "this is NOT John Mulaney"

@ohmycrofts

5 жыл бұрын

he looked like a COP oh my GOD

@mckenziepittser6382

5 жыл бұрын

I have deep rooted issues with men, and literally John is the only man I have ever trusted. Seeing him in the narc outfit broke my trust with that gorgeous man.

@sabrinaschell4938

5 жыл бұрын

I hated everything about him in that moment.

@timothyalan34

5 жыл бұрын

what's wrong with yall?

9:42 Tan: "you look hot!" John: *looks like a lesbian*

@shelbyrich2756

5 жыл бұрын

And that's not hot? 😂 poor john

@YashRamisetty

5 жыл бұрын

Good, other people think he looks a lesbo too. lol. He's got that body shape that makes him look like a woman in those jeans. Also the way he's standing says that as well.

@geralynndangelo3881

5 жыл бұрын

@@YashRamisetty "look at that high waisted man! Hes got feminine hips!"

@tamarar.8179

5 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHA!!!

@shelbyrich2756

5 жыл бұрын

@@geralynndangelo3881 Aw you got to it 4 hours before me 😂😂😂

“I want them to stay on stage and be rockstars” I love him he’s such a dad I also love how he cuts to the camera after Tan says he looks older.

I love John's politeness!!! He's such a gentleman! I wish there were more guys like him around!