"I WANTED THE MONEY" Best defense for theft ever.

@andybeenframed8180

4 жыл бұрын

Right he was so honest about it. I WANTED THE MONEY

@cninh4574

4 жыл бұрын

Where's my money!!

@scampoli25

4 жыл бұрын

“This is hundreds of dollars we are talking about”

@gailluna209

4 жыл бұрын

I love the facial expressions and attitude he gave as if it was obvious why he did it

@Tony186x

3 жыл бұрын

well if you can make jury laugh you will win

John Mulaney looks like future Barry Allen that screwed up timeline again and became a comedian

@Noor-hy2pz

7 жыл бұрын

artmenaz lmao

@TooChang626

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO thats what i was thinking

@greenbeancasserole6646

7 жыл бұрын

artmenaz whaaat?!? You just blew my mind!!!

@toastedjoe1013

7 жыл бұрын

Mulaney's always dressed like a banker

@jenniferanderson9695

7 жыл бұрын

that is hilarious! 😂😂

"John Mulaney is a thirty-year-old Irish kid from Chicago who is most comfortable playing a sixty-eight-year-old Jewish guy from the Upper-East Side." Nick Kroll

@pineapplegrapes8836

4 жыл бұрын

First to comment 2 years later

@starfireonvf

4 жыл бұрын

@@pineapplegrapes8836 second to comment 3 year and 2 months later.

@iluvdissheet

4 жыл бұрын

I love this comment thread! 🤗

@spacialboy3883

4 жыл бұрын

where did he say it?

@jeffblack8457

4 жыл бұрын

+Sam Hamish. Umm... George St. Geegland isn't Jewish. He was in his early 70s in 2017. And he's from the Upper West Side, not the Upper East Side. Other than that, everything you said is true.

the role/roll joke shouldve gotten a bigger laugh tbh

@ficka1278

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@julesd912

5 жыл бұрын

nick's face at that moment is priceless

@scurus11scurus

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should know your roll

@edwardelenes5589

5 жыл бұрын

"What you think sourdough would've been funnier? " got me so hard

@kennygerberich4985

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like it got exactly the reaction he was aiming for, so he could deliver the funnier sourdough line.

I love how you can sometimes hear Coach Steve through Nick's voice.

@fangirlofsorts6341

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha exactly

@livelliott7652

5 жыл бұрын

When he goes uuuuuh its tripping me out!

@Didi-jg4fe

5 жыл бұрын

3:51

@roguetrooper9442

5 жыл бұрын

SecretVVeapon it’s funny how as soon as I read this it happeno

@angiesmith7943

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO I kept hearing it

Some of these jokes were so clever and dumb at the same time

@evananderson1455

7 жыл бұрын

Those are my favorite kind of jokes lol

@alecdziuk6450

5 жыл бұрын

That’s like 90% of Mulaney’s stand up lol

@adarshsirsat9110

5 жыл бұрын

The best kind 👌

@Donna-ve8jj

5 жыл бұрын

sounds like me at school

@andrewdesrosiers5658

3 жыл бұрын

What are ya dating a pig lady? Assuming that’s duke nukem

Finally Conan gets called out on his off stage leather jacket.

@hannahs.9126

5 жыл бұрын

Ashutosh Chakraborty probably not too much considering their comment was 2 years ago. i doubt they’re losing sleep.

@jocelin9647

4 жыл бұрын

The joke was on them because it became his on-stage leather jacket

The audience was SUPER flat I'm out here crying from laughter these guys are great

@Zetsuke4

4 жыл бұрын

it's a skit they were supposed to believe the act until the end

@iluvdissheet

4 жыл бұрын

Yea....cant explain the audience but conan is great and so is Mulaney and Kroll

@alien2640

4 жыл бұрын

Just wait, now late night has no audience

@danielbrown3048

4 жыл бұрын

Zetsuke4 do you seriously believe that? It was so obviously a joke the whole time. Did you really think that was Daniel sterns talk show? Did you really think John wrote a book about nick? There’s no way that was intended to be believed

@fitzhugh7463

3 жыл бұрын

The bit was going so fast I didn’t have time to laugh. I agree with Conan when he said he has no idea what is going on

"This whole time we've been fighting each other when the problem has been Conan's off-stage leather jacket."

“You just talked to each other” “NO WE DIDNT” “ YOU CANT PROVE”

All this flew over the audiences head

@lt.finglefubledingler1972

5 жыл бұрын

mikeyb1335 no it didn’t they’re doing a shitty bit that got what it deserved. Some of their other appearances are decently funny but this one just wasn’t there

@patrickryan4933

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely terrible audience reaction, but if you’re not familiar with these comics I can see the jokes not landing with everywhere

@angiesmith7943

5 жыл бұрын

Lt. Finglefuble Dingler maybe it’s just their net work humor that people from los ángeles can’t seem to comprehend

@MrOznerfherder

4 жыл бұрын

Only people who binge on everything these guys do would find that sketch funny. It was weak. Kudos to the audience for not being a bunch of fan-boy sheep.

@gustavofreng

4 жыл бұрын

Oz Nerfherder das cap

When Nick Kroll gets "upset" or acts "angry" you can hear coach Steve come out lol

@gachagirlgecko3528

4 жыл бұрын

i know it’s so weird 😂

@sirjtkhan795

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing bad about the sketch is that the audience is totally awful. There’s parts in this where I’m laughing out loud without a peep from the audience. I think that sort of translates to “bad” to us without these cues, but if you look at it subjectively there’s a lot of golden moments. The audience just isn’t very good this time.

Nick going to Rehab then coming out and falling in love with a new girl is kinda predicting John's future

@securityattention885

Жыл бұрын

@@charlesbronson2926 that’s not really why John was addicted to coke but ok

@viquitowers2815

Ай бұрын

RIGHT LMFAO I saw it as John: I had a drug problem Nick: yes, he had a cocaine problem John: dRUG problem! Cocaine wasn't the only thing I was doing!

I HATE THIS AUDIENCE HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT KING MULANEY LIKE THIS

The only thing bad about the sketch is that the audience is totally awful. There’s parts in this where I’m laughing out loud without a peep from the audience. I think that sort of translates to “bad” to us without these cues, but if you look at it subjectively there’s a lot of golden moments. The audience just isn’t very good this time.

@lucasgrover9416

3 жыл бұрын

3.9k likes and no comments tf

@maddiejo8487

3 жыл бұрын

Lucas Grover LMAO I forgot about this comment, I’m glad 3.9k people liked it!

@lucasgrover9416

3 жыл бұрын

maddie jo 😂

@maddiejo8487

3 жыл бұрын

@Nehemiah Cha I-

@barriek2288

3 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly! they were so quiet that I had to double check and make sure it wasn’t a COVID interview!!

John Mulaney is going to go down as one of the greats, impossibly quick and witty - and his writing is top notch

@leoelliondeux

3 жыл бұрын

What about nick

@MyBiPolarBearMax

3 жыл бұрын

“What? Sourdough wouldve been funnier?”

John Mulaney would kill at roasts

@bibliophile927

7 жыл бұрын

he helped write a lot of the jokes for the james franco roast

@susydiazdl

7 жыл бұрын

Mithila Parekh one of the funniest roasts imo

conan and his leather jacket are like Michael Scott and his Levi jeans.

@iluvdissheet

4 жыл бұрын

Yasssssss!

I love Mulaney's fiery temper

@ng23242

5 жыл бұрын

It’s his father in him

@mutinyontheark

5 жыл бұрын

@@ng23242 His father had more of a cold rage. Taking a van full of kids through the McDonald's drive-thru and only ordering a single unsweetened black coffee? Ice cold.

"He stole a roll(ʳᵒˡᵉ) from me, it was a brioche" "What, sourdough would've been funnier? ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ!" Genius

"soup dumpling of a foot" this is such a beautiful description

"yeah Conan's off camera leather jacket" LOL finally someone says it out loud!

"Nick nack, This guy's whack. Give the freak a bone."?

@heckinggi6034

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"What? Sourdough would've been funnier? Oh, go to hell."

Would have been funnier if they ended by both saying I'm sorry Mr O'Brien we're currently no longer speaking to you.

@Ok_Sorbet-824

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, he is under litigation

This comedy duo is pure and good. 10/10

I once saw Conan O’Brien in a hotel restaurant, and before I recognized him my first thought was “this man is way too old to be wearing a PBR shirt.” So I’m with you on the leather jacket, Mulaney. My other dumb observation was that he truly is incredibly tall. I’ve met other men his height, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen them in skinny jeans. It seems to magnify the effect.

This crowd doesn’t deserve these two. This was gold!

"There's a question mark but I can tell you the answer. Yes!" I swear this man

I really hope that John is able to get another 15 years of sobriety under his belt, continuing for the rest of his life. He is such a good person and makes so many people laugh.

John Mulaney really does look like a "child that looks terrible"...

@chinpo4520

7 жыл бұрын

*get some rest, tall child! You can't keep burning the candle on both ends!*

*I W A N T E D T H E M O N E Y*

“What sourdough would have been funnier? Go to hell.”

"What sourdough would've been funnier?!" He managed to say a terrible joke and make it funny

John has the best poker face it’s un real. He just doesn’t break.

@Kp-pk9nl

Жыл бұрын

It’s the coke

"you're a father, get a tweed jacket!" 😂😂😂

3:52 the coach steve jumped out

John Mulaney is so smart and intelligent with his jokes and the way he writes them and delivers them that alot of his stuff goes above the average persons head. The man truly is one of the best comedians and writers of the current generation. His stand ups on Netflix had me crying with laughter. One of my favorites.

Alternate title: Coach Steve stops talking to Andrew

"He's got a classic case of caffeinis." That one hit me like a brick.

What a terrible audience

idk if it just me, but i think Nick Kroll is cute.

@_essle

5 жыл бұрын

Larissa Reyes yES

@priyankabose9207

4 жыл бұрын

He is indeed!!!

@hanah3751

4 жыл бұрын

Zaddy in my eyes

@gateetafeliz4483

4 жыл бұрын

He’s had a bit of a glow up.

Conan is like a surprised cartoon mom: Guest: "someone did something" Conan: "someone did something!?" I can say unironically that this is what makes Conan a great interviewer, he tries to make his guests to go deeper into the topics they are talking about

I just hear Nick and Andrew 😂

@X-EvilAsh

4 жыл бұрын

bruh same, I just finished season 3 of big mouth and that's all I heard

This bit went right over the audiences' heads

I appreciate that after every Conan clip they don’t have obnoxiously loud music the silence is very welcome

The yellow decorations on the table looks like pringles. With those red spicy flavors

@madisongreen7975

6 жыл бұрын

My fat ass thought they were Pringles

This audience is hella weak.

it is NUTS how hard they commit to a bit. love them

This is one of the funniest things I have ever watched, but the audience is so flat is kinda sad

I laugh even harder when John or Nick start laughing at their own joke bc it’s that funny lmao

"Mr. Lousy, aka Jerk" I see you're using the middle school classic

I love how Nick is coach Steve when he gets angry or annoyed

John makes comedy look easy honestly it’s incredible

Too smart for that audience...

The Daniel Stern show bit killed me. It’s so good!

John mulaney will never turn down the opportunity to describe a child’s body part as a food

I love Nick's smirk when he's trying not to break

The audience does NOT get the humor.

Mulaney, Richard Ayoade, Sean Locke and David Mitchell would be hilarious.

@Hajime87

3 жыл бұрын

That would be more than amazing😍 Everyone rants about something unimportant for 15minutes, people who like and understand their humour laugh for an hour and the program is over☺️👍

@Prado73

3 жыл бұрын

That'd be Britt Quiz Show Dynamite... lets also throw Noel Fielding and Jack Whitehall in the mix.

@whatevs00

3 жыл бұрын

Good God.

I was laughing my head off at this last night. That said if I didn't know them I may not have found it as funny.

It’s been over two years and this audience is still bad

This aged so poorly the rehab joke is unbelievably ironic 😅

John Mulaney reminds of "Chandler". Yes, the character, not necessarily Mathew Perry.

@GhettoVato

7 жыл бұрын

You know that one annoying guy in every comment section that just has to correct everything. I hate people like that... Matthew*

@leedsdrumacademy

7 жыл бұрын

That's ok, I deserved that. I also forgot a "me" after "reminds". I shouldn't be watching KZread when I'm too tired, that's what I say.

@TwinMom-gi1rc

6 жыл бұрын

He’s Jack Bing!!! He sounds like a 50s news journalist!!!! I see him and see Monica and chandler!!!

I love that they deliver specific jokes to Andy when they’re on because they know he’s their target audience

John better get a tweed jacket now

Kinda reminds me of Norm Macdonald's sense of humor

@nanefresh

7 жыл бұрын

how dare you compare this hot garbage to Norm MacDonald

@Katya_Lastochka

7 жыл бұрын

nanefresh They do in the sense that theyre just trying to make each other laugh.

@victorkong82

7 жыл бұрын

I think it's the folksy similes and old-timey phrases that's meant to be ironic but sincere at the same time

@thebrazilianatlantis165

6 жыл бұрын

"Norm's Macdonald's" Yeah, BECAUSE I WANTED TO and "classic case of caffenis" are similar.

@sparkl3s229

3 жыл бұрын

@@nanefresh are you ok?

Knowing both of their's comedy I find them such a odd couple but it really works.

I can see these two snickering back stage coming up with this bit like 10 minutes before they came on stage.

"What, sourdough would've been funnier? Go to hell!" 🤣🤣🤣

"What are you one of the Tuskegee airmen" Brilliant .

Tuskegee Airman LOL

“Are you dating a pink lady?” I laughed so hard 😆

He was so close to being named Rick Kroll smh

Comedy only for comedians

@jscotthatcher380

6 жыл бұрын

the best kind of comedy.

@ardenvida4598

5 жыл бұрын

**comedy for people who aren't dumbasses, unlike most talk show audiences

They have such great chemistry

The Daniel Stern show joke is one of the best bits I’ve ever heard

Ive been binge watching all of their interviews and I cant stop laughing!

3:41 Nick couldn't handle the word "Brioche"

this interview is the perfect example of Conan's "straightman" skill. He feeds them so well, and that skillset transfers over to his interviews with non-comedians as well. That's why he's the GOAT

Coach steve came out at 3:51 lmfao

"He stole a roll from me - a brioche - I had the butter out!"

i always come back to this interview when i want to experience true happiness

“No offense I’m crying “

The audience doesn't realize the genius they're seeing, it's sad

i really like how john mulaney doesn't let anyone talk over him

Nick and Schmidt?

@lizzieaero5549

5 жыл бұрын

Qwerty Azerty yesssss

I feel sad knowing John's not doing so well in life these days. I wish to see him back soon. He's one of my top 5 comedians of all time.

@jiyu9277

3 жыл бұрын

He did a show again recently where he said he’s been sober for a few months now so at least he’s starting to do better

@LarryParane

3 жыл бұрын

@@jiyu9277 wow! where is this and is there any uploads available?

nick kroll is one of the sexiest human beings i have ever seen lol

this was great. i think i am their audience because i found the whole thing completely hilarious and enjoyable

Everytime they do interviews together they have to do a schtick and I love it

I love the moments you can just barely see them crack a bit 😂😂😂

These two kill me!!!! Amazing

"Like sourdough would have been funnier? Go to hell!" Classic.

Yay! Love these two!!

these two are an iconic duo

These guys are such top notch comics.

OMG I love these guys in every interview. Better than stand up.

I love when the Daniel Stern bit clicks in Conan’s head 😂

The Irish and the Jews. We're quite fond of one another apparently. Lol. Colbert and Stewart too. Lol.