Imagine being a waiter and serving Mulaney and Conan and they laugh at your jokes. You're probably riding high on that for a month. But then you find out they're still thinking and talking about your jokes months later. Somwhere out there, this clip made some waiter as happy as he's ever going to be.

@BensBrickDesigns

9 ай бұрын

It's also in LA too where no one's a waiter, everyone's just bringing you food or coffee until they hear from their agent.

@MISNM0

9 ай бұрын

❤

@allocater2

9 ай бұрын

"So I am the waiter that made Mulaney and Conan laugh and they are still taking about it" "You got the part!"

@davidhurtado2725

9 ай бұрын

If he's an aspiring comedian, his confidence must be made of adamantium now

@jordanc2019

8 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking! I really hope that waiter sees this somehow

"Keep it up, Short, he'll be using your hands for ashtrays." I lost it 🤣

@jonocook755

27 күн бұрын

I love Mulaney's 1950s Chicago gangster

Martin Short looks different

@thesimulation9651

9 ай бұрын

He went overboard getting work done

@KKAkuoku

9 ай бұрын

Growth spurt and Botox

@NHatemN

9 ай бұрын

Conan tore him limb from limb, stretched both sides, then reattached him again.

@austinguilliams5758

9 ай бұрын

@@NHatemN this is my favorite explanation

@lananiella

9 ай бұрын

Martin is just SO good at impressions. His Mulaney is indistinguishable from the actual actor!

12:10 i love the mental image of martin short on conan's show, marty making his jokes and conan just sitting at his desk trembling with rage, barely holding it together. all of a sudden he snaps, lunging forward. he then proceeds to tear martin short's leg off with his bare hands and beat him over the head with it.

@eightysev

9 ай бұрын

and rips his hands and uses it as an ashtray afterwards lol

John's lucky that Conan showed restraint; he could have torn him apart limb by limb.

Desperately want to see an episode of this podcast with John Mulaney and Bill Hader on at the same time. ‘In a word… chaos’

@franciet99

9 ай бұрын

And lots of strange voices! 😜

@KateSylvesterMusic

8 ай бұрын

that would be amazing

@Jona-sr4ih

7 ай бұрын

And invite David Letterman.

@Tonyhouse1168

6 ай бұрын

It would have EVERYTHING!

@jonocook755

27 күн бұрын

Add in Nick Kroll and you got yourself a hit!

I like the fact that Martin Short watches his own greatest hits from time to time.

@rrrppp9950

6 ай бұрын

It's a small window in a performer's career when your wit and physical abilities are at there peck. He pecked for four decades. From the 70's into the 2000's. Amazing talent. Much to look back on. Marty is still great. Conan click baited me.

"Narcissists in cars having coffee ".

5:00 the way Sona openly laughs AT Conan is ruthless. It’s so genuine and so directly at Conan’s expense. 😂

@KINDaf

8 ай бұрын

Oh no hun. That's just a regulat person calling out abuse, past and present, while not standing for the gaslighting. Connan, whether you like it or not, is an ass.

I've laughed at Conan for years now. Thank you, Conan. For not tearing me apart limb from limb.

@TheTb11111111

8 ай бұрын

Conan can take a joke, he wouldn’t hurt anyone for making a joke.

@samchen9951

7 ай бұрын

HAHAHA

@user-fk4yn3um2l

5 ай бұрын

@@TheTb11111111 Yes, they know that. That was the point of their comment. It was a joke.

@TheTb11111111

5 ай бұрын

@@user-fk4yn3um2l he’s saying that Conan would get upset for laughing at him. I think Conan actually enjoys it with his self deprecating style.

@user-fk4yn3um2l

5 ай бұрын

@@TheTb11111111 No he isn’t. Are you seriously that bad at reading sarcasm?

I like the idea that someone's a huge Conan fan, and they watch all his videos, and the only thing they appreciate about him is that he's tall. Just clicking on video after video, like, "Look at him. What a specimen."

@BJBee

8 ай бұрын

😂

we need full lengthvideos of the whole podcast, i love watching the podcast so much , it gives the podcast extra energy

@remingtonpenaranda7762

8 ай бұрын

it do! i think you have to pay to see it

Ernest Borgnine was married to Ethel Merman for a month. That marriage was famously one of the shortest in Hollywood history. I think that was what Mulaney was referring to. In "The Poseidon Adventure" Ernest's character was married to Stella Stevens.

@larryzigler6812

8 ай бұрын

The forearm joke still works !!!

@samanthab1923

8 ай бұрын

You’re right & Shelly was married to Jack Albertson. Chico & the Man

@daveconleyportfolio5192

8 ай бұрын

You are quite right. The "Poseidon" storyline was that a cop (Borgnine) had married a hooker (Stevens).

@gruweldaad

7 ай бұрын

@@samanthab1923But in real life she was thrice divorced.

@samanthab1923

7 ай бұрын

@@gruweldaad Shelly & Ethel were both married 4 times. Read a good book on Shelly. One hubby was Tony Franciosa & another Vittoria Gassman.

Gourley ignoring Conan when he asks for the laughter edit, is what I live for.

I don't think anyone has ever been as mean with heart as Mr. Warmth himself. We still miss you Mr. Rickles.

Seriously though could Conan and John just do a podcast every day for us?

@mattdad8429

7 ай бұрын

Conan, John, and Jim Downey just shooting the breeze for an hour a day. Nothing crazy, short and sweet; just a casual hang. Life would be complete.

Nice to come here after listening to the podcast and seeing how John leans back after Conan comes after him at 1:45 with a “oh, so we’re doing this huh?” expression. 😊

what I love best about the martin short insult compilation is how conan starts breaking the second martin begins a compliment because he kows what's coming.

@johnp8388

8 ай бұрын

he's so good at roasting conan

Idk why John telling Conan to take a minute was so funny to me

@amherst88

8 ай бұрын

Mulaney is so often so on point and so over the head of everyone -- most of what I have seen him do could have 'take a minute' applied to it -- his way of doing stand-up is utterly unique.

@tjfreno69

8 ай бұрын

​@amherst88 yeah, exactly, he's great❤

John Mulaney was so angry about Jack Albertson’s turn as Grandpa Joe in “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” that he completely purged Albertson from “The Poseidon Adventure.” Savage!

John is so great on this podcast, I love this podcast so much

It feels really good to see Mulaney sincerely crack up

@girlgamer4444

4 ай бұрын

Crack?

@HOTD108_

4 ай бұрын

Up?

@girlgamer4444

4 ай бұрын

Big buddy breakdown.

😆 I like how they just call a huddle and discuss Ernest Borgnine's personal life for like 2 minutes.

I would absolutely die happy the very next day of being in a room with John, Bill Hader and Conan.

@hypnomagician

8 ай бұрын

With Bill Burr, because Norm MacDonald has passed but my god we miss him.

@francescaa8331

8 ай бұрын

Yes, Hader, Mulaney and Conan.

@bradleyhanlon

7 ай бұрын

Sounds like a star studded intervention

@AggieBuilder08

6 ай бұрын

Throw Kevin Nealon in there while we’re at it 😅

@samanthab1923

3 ай бұрын

They are my favorites ❤

As a former writer for Conan.. Those songs still give me PTSD!!!

@myo1817

9 ай бұрын

Woah

@dufresne1363

9 ай бұрын

how was he as a boss? and Jordan?

@pottedplant420god

9 ай бұрын

I smell a liar

Conan absolutely MUST be talking about Jimmy Fallon at 9:07, whether he realizes it or not. And he's 100% right

@FlyingFishify

4 ай бұрын

Fallon's not lobotomised, he's just drunk all the time

@AliceStargamerUsagi

12 күн бұрын

It’s amazing how people will jump at any chances to complain about Fallon. Imagine someone in your mind completely rent free. It’s so weird.

Sona had it wrong. Yes, both Ernest Borgnine and Shelley Winters are in THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE, but Shelley Winters' husband was played by Jack Albertson (from CHICO AND THE MAN and CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY). Borgnine's wife was played by Stella Stevens. Oh, and Borgnine and Winters were never married. But Borgnine was (very, very briefly) married to Ethel Merman, whom I suspect you were confusing with Ms. Winters.

@lorencappelson6475

8 ай бұрын

correct!!!

@DavidBrown-yh4ny

8 ай бұрын

Sona was so happy but I was shaking my head , kids these days lol

John is so fast / sharp! Love it:)

The fact of the unspoken call and response of the limb from limb after the setup 10 minutes earlier is absolute genius

Ernest Borgnine wives: Rhoda Kemins ​(m. 1949; div. 1958)​ Katy Jurado ​(m. 1959; div. 1963)​ Ethel Merman ​(m. 1964; div. 1964)​ Donna Rancourt ​(m. 1965; div. 1972)​ Tova Traesnaes ​(m. 1973) His Taxi cab from Escape from New York (m. 1981)

3:12 Sona calling it the Poseiden Advention and no one picked up on it. LMAO

Sona calling it as it is. John seems super chill too ! ❤

Sona is so kind to Conan she could tore him from limb to limb 😂😂

Thank you for the trickle of clips each day to keep me chipper each morning. Always take the payout option and never the lumpsum

John mentioning Nate Bargatze got me excited, Conan should really have Nate on the podcast.

@Chris.4345

8 ай бұрын

Nate is not a great uh…talker haha. not a great podcast guest.

The look of bewilderment from Mulaney at the end of the clip 😂 Does anyone else come back to their favorite interviews here and notice things they didn't before. That's why I love Conan 😅

John and Conan need their own show

The random Bewitched reference got me. Well played Conan LOL.

John brought up Nate Bargatze. I would love to see him on this podcast! It would be like when Conan speaks with Jim Gaffigan. Comedy masters but different styles.

@timmccarthy9917

9 ай бұрын

Since when does Conan talk to Legos?

@JimNortonsAlcoholism

8 ай бұрын

He should bring more comedians on. Good for the KZread algorithm too if someone like Segura comes on for example.

theyre slowly extending the upload length until its the full episode every single time ❤❤i see you team Coco 😂

@lauren.yassss.9863

8 ай бұрын

I can’t wait I hope they putt full episodes

Love both of them and I’m obsessed with John M.

Love Conan and John Mulaney. Two of the best!

Conan O’Brien doing an ad read for a podcast is so surreal to me

whenever Conan and others start talking about references before Sona was born, is it possible to get either a split screen on Sona's face, or a small screen of her face in the corner of the clip so we can see the utter annoyance/frustration/confusion/etc. she goes through in real time?

Great episode 👍👍😄

Ernest Borgnine wasn’t married to Shelley Winters in The Poseidon Adventure. She was married to Jack Albertson in it.

mulaney shouting out bargatze, love it

Come on, Conan!😄 In the Posiden Adventure, Shelley Winters' character, Belle Rosen, is married to Manny Rosen, who is played by Jack Albertson. Ernest Borgnine's character is married to Linda Rogo, who is played by Stella Stevens.

what's martin short's skin routine

Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, Conan threw Martin Short off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

Brilliant!!!

Add that funny waiter to the list we need on this podcast ✅

interesting clip on peeking inside conan’s head on what he is really thinking. impressed w Mulaneys quick thinking

I can't read through all the comments to search for duplicates...that's work...so I will say Shelly Winters was NOT married to Ernest Borgnine in The Poseidon Adventure, he was married to Stella Stevens in the movie. Here endeth the correction.

I don’t know a single person they were referring to in the first half but somehow I was laughing so hard the entire way through.

I know that video they're talking about. I go to that video to get a laugh. Martin short is very funny and it's fun to see Conan burst into laughter.

5:50 "everyones rosebud is a sled that says kind of mean"...JM is a genius quick wit

Adorable ✨☮️💜

Oh my god I loved Jones Restaurant in the east village tiny hole-in-the-wall place that served polish food for like no money, there was a gas explosion like... 5 years ago or so maybe more in the village and the place has been closed ever since, it was so damn weird hearing mulaney mention it

Even though I've never done anything remotely noteworthy, I'm convinced someday I'll be a guest on 'Conan Needs A Friend.' Pass it on.

I love Sona's laugh so much.

😂O man Conan is so graceful for not tearing this dude limb from limb ….

Shelly Winters is not married to Ernest Borgnine’s character in Poseidon Adventure.

Lobotomized? Jimmy Fallon has entered the chat.

@sadhbh4652

9 ай бұрын

Hahahahahaha oh my god what? Hahahaha

@danielyoung5417

8 ай бұрын

9:11 Yeah, I don’t think that was an intentional shot at Fallon, but it unintentionally cuts deep regardless.

@adamplace1414

3 ай бұрын

Sorry, that's exactly where my mind went too

The first verse of Killdozer's "Man vs Nature" clears up all confusion about Ernest Borgnine, Shelley Winter and the Poseidon Adventure .

Is it me, or is it that John Mulaney and Rufus Wainwright are slowly morphing into each other?

Ernest Borgnine was not married to Shelly WInters, he married and then divorced Ethel Merman for a short time in 1964.

Great show!

Conan's such a big fan of Marty that he's decided to emblazon his name on every post. John Mullaney, Hillary Clinton, Meryl Steep, Michelle Obama, Lorne Michaels, the ghost of Norm Macdonald, they are all "Martin Short" from now on. Interesting choice, but who are we to question Cones?

I’m just happy you know that we all like the travel and Jordan stuff best lol

WOW !!!!!! That was great

"he's not "around" anymore" I'm thinking it's Louie ck

She is so beautiful

John Mulaney and Conan Obrien

@ayaankhan2717

9 ай бұрын

correct!

In the Poseidon Adventure, Shelley Winters was married to Jack Albertson and Ernest Borgnine was married to Stella Steven's.

No, Sona is wrong. Shelly Winters and Ernest Borgnine ARE both in The Poseidon Adventure, but they are not married it it. She is married to Jack Alberston (Grandpa Joe) - I remember bc they played an old NY Jewish couple, like my grandparents! With whom I was staying when I watched this move as a kid (I think on the Disney Channel? weird). This movie was so upsetting to me at the time, I was enthralled and remember it forever. Ernest Borgnine did play a cop. Sorry Sona!

Just for the sake of correctness, In The Poseidon Adventure, Borgnine’s character wasn’t married Winter’s character. He was a retire cop married to a former prostitute he once arrested. Winters plays a Jewish woman married to someone else.

Conan’s commercials are the best.

Deeeep cut on the Bert Schneider reference.

😂😂😂Sonia

"You gotta listen for those john mulaneys" - Fabrice Fabrice

Conan's hair was especially amazing on this day

“We’d close out Jones on 3rd.” ha

" ... Doesn't he know that Conan could tear him limb from limb ? "

Shelley was married to Jack Albertson in The Poseidon Adventure. Come on guys!

This is the realist thing ai have ever watched!!

Conan should just start every podcast playing Brutus's song from Robin William's Popeye movie. I'm mean. I'm mean, I'm mean, I'm mean, if you know what I mean (girls chorus: He's mean he's mean he's mean) It's a very deep and moving song. It's so soul touching that I actually typed all that out.

Bru I wanna see Conan roasting for an hour special

Did anyone ever correct them about the Poseidon Adventure? Ernest Borgnine's wife in the movie was played by Stella Stevens. Shelley Winters was married to Jack Albertson.

i saw this guy do stand up at the princes of comedy tour he opened up for ben smoke dogg marshall, jd higgins and big mart mart. he was pretty good.

The “doesn’t he know that Conan could tear him limb from limb” comment is pretty hilarious but very confused that they all thought the KZread commenter was serious.

The martin short conan jokes are harmless fun.Imagine Rickles asking you in the audience "Is that your wife sir...........what was it a bus"

So glade I got the Poseidon Adventure knowledge of Ernest and his wife's marital status mid movie.

Putting an ad read in a clip is wild

Conan is a dangerous man. He beat Chuck Norris in a bare knuckle fight back in 1932 HAHA

Ive seen Conan in person when he was in Israel and when he stopped to speak with people on the street he listened very patiently and respectfully. So yes hes capable of not being an a hole

Phew. The Poseidon adventure podcast we've been waiting for

Crossing my fingers for the day that COBNAF starts posting full-episode videos like the Always Sunny Podcast. I'm sure we'll sit through the ad reads.

Conan could tear this John Magilla limb from limb though.

Last night I dreamed I ran into John Mulaney (no idea how) and was telling him how my younger brother is a huge Steely Dan fan, and he invited my brother to go to a concert with him. They did and had a blast. Afterwards, my brother invited John to go fishing with him some time, and John was like, well, okay, this was nice, bye, and left. Lol. I was a bit disappointed when I woke up because I would've loved to have seen John show up in those big wader pants they make for fishermen, and my brother would've been like uh, you don't need to wear that; we'll be in a boat. Lol. Some dreams end too soon. X)