this is exactly what an english teacher's nightmare is
@owenhopkins4239
Жыл бұрын
Bro this is *my* worst nightmare
@kindal5671
Жыл бұрын
@@owenhopkins4239 this is *our* worst nightmare
@Truebro79
Жыл бұрын
and also a non native english speaker trying to learn English.
@padgodlol6063
Жыл бұрын
My english teacher last year was so cool. He showed us these words and didn't mark someone down for using one in their assignment
@Lowseeds
Жыл бұрын
Ew, whats that pfp?
@devam8192 Жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, the spelling exam won't be that hard." *The spelling exam*
@InstagramUser2
Жыл бұрын
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
@riddhiranjan7705
Жыл бұрын
yea bro just probably created a synonym for every word
@andrewmerritt9113
Жыл бұрын
That exam really is like that
@cementsimen
Жыл бұрын
@devam8192 that what a really creative comment!😂 I love it🤣
@Cheesepuff8
Жыл бұрын
I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu Maybe I’m wrong though
@paulopipokaАй бұрын
''you know what that means... G H O T I'' -you, me, gas station guy
@ferigood26
16 күн бұрын
you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner?
@aaryakasegaonkar3120
14 күн бұрын
Sushi ofcourse!
@paulopipoka
9 күн бұрын
uh oh, there was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi!
@ManicDymanic
7 күн бұрын
We pass out and wake up in a sewer
@MossIsMossy
6 күн бұрын
we're surrounded by fish
@amog82028 күн бұрын
I'd argue it's the "hoi" in choir that makes the why sound.
@oryxcalrissian6917
4 күн бұрын
Yeah, and we can thank the French for thet
@esqueletaceo
Күн бұрын
I know I wasn't the only one who thought this and that Michael was just being dumb
@KozaqV Жыл бұрын
Man's about to make the most confusing coded language
@sennthemanwin98
Жыл бұрын
Here before this blows up
@Zaywitha8
Жыл бұрын
Also here
@gorochu4287
Жыл бұрын
It's called english 😂
@InstagramUser2
Жыл бұрын
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
@cooldude-iz6ew
Жыл бұрын
yooo same picture
@joseanaya342 Жыл бұрын
Dude broke the fifth wall and talked to the language creators for this one
@see-ya-later
Жыл бұрын
fax :skull:
@see-ya-later
Жыл бұрын
@@just_a_normal_nut wouldnt that be a bit hypocritical coming from you though
@waffledog7756
Жыл бұрын
@@see-ya-later r/woosh
@see-ya-later
Жыл бұрын
@@waffledog7756 oh was that a joke 💀
@eclat4641
11 ай бұрын
The language “they fear!”
@bibici_26 күн бұрын
"Hey, Vsauce Michael here, your home security is really safe..... OR IS IT?"
@a120ishere
Күн бұрын
Chill 💀
@Kb-gh2rkАй бұрын
Finally understanding how Gaelic was made.
@oleg4209
7 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@nescafeblend43
2 күн бұрын
im im im im butter butter butter butter
@leonardocanella7437 Жыл бұрын
Vsauce really shouting "WHY?!" while holding a piece of cardboard saying "HO" 💀💀💀
@samsiggers5383
Жыл бұрын
Isn't that how we call our Ho's? With a why. Fuck that makes little sense.
@nukedude2433
Жыл бұрын
Hose
@aramisvanaquin827
Жыл бұрын
Gonna be great for the next vsauce out of context video
@knaughta.masso-kist5944
Жыл бұрын
It's actually a commentary on choosing to be a ho. Why be a ho? Why!? lol
@lnteIIigence
Жыл бұрын
@@knaughta.masso-kist5944'cause money!
@SulettaForgetta456 Жыл бұрын
I want an entire book filled with the stupidest spellings you can imagine
@govinddwivedi582
Жыл бұрын
I am quite sure Michael is already working on it! Wait for the next Curiousity box.
@enekaitzteixeira7010
Жыл бұрын
Me too.
@srikrishna_97
Жыл бұрын
There already is... The English dictionary
@Ducksaregreat
Жыл бұрын
How would you spell hello with this method?
@GeethmaAthukorala
Жыл бұрын
@@srikrishna_97 Good one lmao
@SkyPersonАй бұрын
I knew once Vsauce started making Shorts then we’d have madness on demand
@ryankingdavid25859 күн бұрын
Bro ruined English for some innocent guy learning the language 😂
@Miss_Trillium Жыл бұрын
Congrats, vsauce, you turned English into Eldritch
@robertnett9793
Жыл бұрын
*Unintentionally* summoning an Outer God. Or IS he?
@kimarna
Жыл бұрын
English is 3 languages stacked in a trenchcoat, it stalks other languages in dark alleyways and rifles thru their pockets for loose vocab
@antwerp-six
Жыл бұрын
he turned it into ianglase
@Jo-er6tw
Жыл бұрын
@@kimarna hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot. For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon. It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under. English is coming, it will be here soon. English is coming, it’s coming for you.
@FlammingHot770
Жыл бұрын
@@robertnett9793 no thanks
@Galardomond Жыл бұрын
As a non-native speaker, this hurts.
@gungrave6923
Жыл бұрын
As a native speaker with a grudge against their own language this hurts
@osheridan
Жыл бұрын
@@gungrave6923 sorry about my bad English, it's my first language:(
@Dismuth
Жыл бұрын
@@osheridan Sorry about my bad first language, it's English.
@WootmansayWOOT
Жыл бұрын
As a native speaker, this hurts.
@osheridan
Жыл бұрын
@@Dismuth Cooloe ubaot mi bat gherct langwij, itc Inglish
@cletusmcyeetus5975Ай бұрын
You pointing at a board that says "HO" is a new meme potential there
@monstar156819 күн бұрын
Me at the spelling bee explaining why my word that i spelled is correct:
@CletusTheFetusDeletus Жыл бұрын
Vsauce could literally start spitting out flat out false facts but everyone would believe him as he watches himself burn the world down
@milesfann33
Жыл бұрын
At least we'd have waffles!
@arandomsupra
Жыл бұрын
Are you the one who keeps Waffle House open?
@Zybuki
Жыл бұрын
I mean that is pretty much what’s happening in this video lol, it’s not technically accurate
@freelifematters6193
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I can’t even believe this. So dumb
@lunar_moth777
Жыл бұрын
@@Zybuki I meeaaan
@flamingpaxtsc Жыл бұрын
VSauce doesn’t age. It simply continues existing
@purge2481
Жыл бұрын
I like how he's just referred to as "it" here
@vaisakhkm783
Жыл бұрын
@@purge2481 it's a higher level being...
@aqup_
Жыл бұрын
@@purge2481 It is what it is
@fogyer
Жыл бұрын
@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.
@dusannestorovic5699
Жыл бұрын
I've been watching them for over 10 years now, and yes they're still the same (this is a good thing)
@BugVRrealАй бұрын
The broken English version of the spacebar would just be "e" cuz the e is silent
@ElephantLover033118 күн бұрын
Bro this guy could convince me I have seven fingers on each hand
@vbflame5645 Жыл бұрын
At this point, Vsauce can make you believe anything.
@Terraria1.4.4
Жыл бұрын
"we all exist. Or do we? "
@BableBeatsQuality
Жыл бұрын
WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?
@JmMateo933
Жыл бұрын
He is a professional gaslighter
@themelancholyofgay3543
Жыл бұрын
it's michael, we are vsauce.
@Sylfposts
Жыл бұрын
Tbh anyone with like basic linguistic knowledge can be like "wtf he on about"
@vigilant3263 Жыл бұрын
petition for this man to play the riddler in the next batman movie
@cement_eater
Жыл бұрын
could play a solid lex luthor tbh
@32bit27
Жыл бұрын
@@cement_eater ooo ..interesting
@lukestarkiller1470
Жыл бұрын
He would give Batman an existential crisis
@ladislav6188
Жыл бұрын
Poor Batman 😢
@phame1225
Жыл бұрын
- Hello Batman, Riddler here... or am I?
@jemand_der_duolingo_benutztАй бұрын
You know it's a Vsauce short with the recognizable "Or is it?"
@trollge_games_player7 күн бұрын
"It's wrong, or is it?" Is the equivalent of gus saying "i was acting, or was i?"
@SudeepJoshi22 Жыл бұрын
Don't share this to English learning people, they might quit immediately.
@NX-Delta
Жыл бұрын
nah, dat's ok
@Thought.Strings
Жыл бұрын
there's much, much worse
@NX-Delta
Жыл бұрын
@@Thought.Strings worse*
@Thought.Strings
Жыл бұрын
@@NX-Delta thx, the irony though XD. I swear it was auto correct
@VammainenLehma
Жыл бұрын
Every ignorant native speaker ever:
@theenddragon92 ай бұрын
Alternate universe: “This is how I spell church. Heh, it’s wrong” *video ends*
@TheJStale
Ай бұрын
omg xD
@joelwashere5382
Ай бұрын
Lol
@anaklngameplayer2549
Ай бұрын
Underrated
@Existing_here
Ай бұрын
That's funnier than it should be
@chyka-937
Ай бұрын
Lol
@starboi141Ай бұрын
"Yo bro let's go to the T O L O T"
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian
Ай бұрын
People who read that as toilet | V
@Mouse886Ай бұрын
Doctor: Its a boy! Vsauce: or is it?..
@TheFellerHasAChannelGodDamnIt Жыл бұрын
Someone should make an entire book written like this.
@OttoScott76
Жыл бұрын
There is something kinda close. Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.
@Jakes_psyche
Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna report you for horrible ideas 😂
@silksongreactions
Жыл бұрын
That would end up being complete gibberish but if it had hard set rules at the beginning or end listed it would be interesting
@uncleexodus
Жыл бұрын
That would be the only book that should actually be banned
@PoisonFlower765
Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna do that
@beefeeboi63179 күн бұрын
"Your house has really good security... or does it?"
@QueueWithACapitalQ Жыл бұрын
Imagine if English was phonetically consistant
@Janternal
Жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHHH
@irrespondible
Жыл бұрын
Uh.... NOPE
@FriedrichTheGreatest
Жыл бұрын
Then it wouldn't make any cents
@thewzterminator
Жыл бұрын
@@FriedrichTheGreatestahhhh I sea what you did there
@nampham162
Жыл бұрын
English needs to be phonetically INconsistent because Oxford and numerous English schools are making heck a lot of money from it.
@iamjustice406310 ай бұрын
Bro's brain has ascended to an unexplored dimension.
@awiliong6433
9 ай бұрын
yea
@legoshorts7818
9 ай бұрын
Actually, the letters make the sounds cause of the letters next to them
@legoshorts7818
9 ай бұрын
So he's technically wrong
@Captain_Croissant3546
9 ай бұрын
@@legoshorts7818 bro is the definition of 🤓
@danko_rosete
9 ай бұрын
he ran out of things to talk about from this dimension
@ThatOneGammaRay29 күн бұрын
English is basically if you chewed up all latin languages, spat it on the sidewalk, and mixed in some extra borrowing
@Owl_Kosky3 күн бұрын
Choir is some mental gymnastics to follow the way you explained it 😂
@gri.07 ай бұрын
"your new born baby is healthy, or is it?" *intense vsauce music starts playing*
@Uncle_the_one_shot_kid
7 ай бұрын
"Your bed is pretty clean or is it" intense vsauce music radits from your bed
@taitano12
7 ай бұрын
"Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."
@gri.0
7 ай бұрын
"... babies also have soft spots, which need to harden from nutrition, which means your baby could be a cannibal, BUT..."@@taitano12
@FloppaStudios_
7 ай бұрын
Gh can make the f[u]ck sound *intense vsauce mucis starts playing*
@novanebulous1999
7 ай бұрын
You are alive *pulls gun* or are you?
@static_rn8 ай бұрын
"The GH makes a fuck sound."
@Floor773
8 ай бұрын
the way vsauce says it is so funny lol
@miketeavee3085
8 ай бұрын
oed the ghoque? gh=enough o=done que=unique
@static_rn
8 ай бұрын
@@miketeavee3085 bi-bisexual bi-bisexual bibi now means bye bye
@lucasb8828
8 ай бұрын
@@CalvinIsA4YearOldBabyBoyIRLhe is just joking
@snasmania
8 ай бұрын
I READ THIS COMMENT AS SOON AS THAT PART WAS SAID LOL
@monkey_D_luffy6813218 күн бұрын
We can make a whole ass new language with this tactic💀
@WitherRagewastaken10 күн бұрын
He's rethinking his choices at the end
@HasekuraIsuna11 ай бұрын
A Swedish language professor recently said "we only accept the weird quirks of English because the language is so common and we know it"
@UNLONDON
10 ай бұрын
Bro english is full of contradictions
@Reyob
10 ай бұрын
@@UNLONDONlet me introduce you to romance languages...
@UNLONDON
10 ай бұрын
@@Reyob bruh, I speak Spanish
@Reyob
10 ай бұрын
@@UNLONDON and I speak French and both our language are mess up
@UNLONDON
10 ай бұрын
@@Reyob bro what were Romans thinking
@kosc88 Жыл бұрын
If you realize that silent letters are a thing, you can basically write any combination of letters and spell it however you want.
@govinddwivedi582
Жыл бұрын
You just hacked the universe.😮
@patu8010
Жыл бұрын
What did you say about my mother?!
@fragglegoth
Жыл бұрын
Monstrous!! (That's the first M in mnemonic, the second O in chocolate, the N in damn! the S in apropos the TR is true the OU in coup the S in bourgeois)
@TheEpicNoob
Жыл бұрын
@@fragglegoth so, you’re saying “Trou”?
@Ducksaregreat
Жыл бұрын
@@TheEpicNoob he’s saying true
@yourstruly-jasmineАй бұрын
Thanks VSAUCE, I think it this video at least 4 times a week now.
@foxplanet2.011 күн бұрын
POV: When you don’t get sleep
@kkm969 Жыл бұрын
VSauce seems to be only guy who could explain flat earthers that Earth is a sphere.
@gwen9642
Жыл бұрын
He would rather explain spherists why Earth should be flat.
@Im-BAD-at-satire
Жыл бұрын
@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.
@YoureRightIThink
Жыл бұрын
@@Im-BAD-at-satireso flat earthers are not completely wrong just outdated in that The Earth WAS a disk and it collapsed turning into a sphere lol
@lekirbgames1644
Жыл бұрын
@@YoureRightIThinki will believe, for my sanity, that you said that jokingly
@UndeadAlv
Жыл бұрын
@@lekirbgames1644 my exact reaction HAHAHAH
@urann6561 Жыл бұрын
As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is
@Dearth_Vader
11 ай бұрын
Just forward all complaints to the french, its 90% their fault anyhow
@matthewwaller8784
11 ай бұрын
English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists. That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.
@urann6561
11 ай бұрын
@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.
@N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine
11 ай бұрын
Same I've been learning english since I was a child so I'm kinda accustomed to it actually
@eglol
11 ай бұрын
Forecastle
@theninjustice13817 күн бұрын
We need more of these to make a secret Vsauce language
Ай бұрын
Shakespeare would be proud of the confusion this causes. Imagine a whole dictionary of Vsauce spellings.
@SunnyTheHornbill
26 күн бұрын
sub ur everywhere
@vishnujith83 Жыл бұрын
VSauce is creating his own language
@generalgrievous8311
Жыл бұрын
Wdym? He’s just showing us the side of English that is already there, but no one wants to see. Except for me tbh.
@duckified.
Жыл бұрын
@@generalgrievous8311 i mean, it's english, just used incorrectly. you COULD make your own language based off of that
@jacob6360
Жыл бұрын
@@generalgrievous8311 damn we got the Language Lieutenant here
@EvanVilux
Жыл бұрын
i already did it and its been like 10 days I've been using that
@generalgrievous8311
Жыл бұрын
@@jacob6360 I think you meant to say, “Ah yes, the negotiator.”
@justfiddlinaround1128 Жыл бұрын
That's what happens when your a germanic language and you adopt French spelling rules.
@Tiotic_Destiny
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@colbyboucher6391
Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility
@brrrrrr
Жыл бұрын
3 languages in a trench coat moment
@AmirRazan
Жыл бұрын
@@brrrrrr Ah yes, English + German + French = International Language Of Communication
@bensoncheung2801
Жыл бұрын
@@colbyboucher6391 Poultry?
@ydrib6086Ай бұрын
this is how it feels to read or write while being high
@charismathis92109 күн бұрын
These people just find a way to make my dyslexia worse every day
@gagandeepsingh839210 ай бұрын
Bro turned English into a calculus problem 💀
@nightglide_
9 ай бұрын
And made the wavy shape on the graph into an amogus 💀
@heotapgym-piggym2460
9 ай бұрын
Kaokyulits
@Thatguyelijah1
9 ай бұрын
oed
@grigris7755 Жыл бұрын
English Teacher: Spelling rules! Vsauce: But what if…
@lowceyn2875
Жыл бұрын
English Teacher: Who let him cook again?
@flavioivanaj6651
Жыл бұрын
But what are grammar rules?
@yeltsakcir8468
Жыл бұрын
@Dont_click_this_profile I gotchu bro, I wont read your name, dont worry
@mdoerkse
Жыл бұрын
You mean spelling rules?
@grigris7755
Жыл бұрын
@@mdoerkse good point 😅
@pedrell_vanalcocero7 күн бұрын
As a student of phonetics and phonology, this tears down, kicks and sets on fire everything I've learned
@TheKidGamer5Ай бұрын
"C-wh-wh-why-WHY"😂
@CivicRadar Жыл бұрын
Man really started going insane in the end " Why why WHY *WHY* " 💀💀
@dawnstag7267
Жыл бұрын
Ho ho HO HO*
@CivicRadar
Жыл бұрын
@@dawnstag7267 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@marisakirisame1st
Жыл бұрын
@@dawnstag7267 is that what santa says when he reads the wish lists?
@hmascuba
Жыл бұрын
@@marisakirisame1st yes!!! I now truly understand Santa's feelings towards humanity existence. "HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!" 🤣🤦♂️
@hmascuba
Жыл бұрын
@Dont_click_this_profile_ Ok 👌👍
@f1_ciao10 ай бұрын
"The gh makes the f*ck sound"💀
@robosing225
10 ай бұрын
Ghch gh is fff sound and ch makes k sound like in enoch. So ghch it.
@Eviesg_furrytherian
10 ай бұрын
My dirty mind heard that too 💀
@softicecream3322
10 ай бұрын
🥨
@Orthodoxan
10 ай бұрын
Bro really copied me and got more likes 😭
@f1_ciao
10 ай бұрын
@@Orthodoxan bruh i didn't even see your comment
@IDontHaveACreativeHandle2 күн бұрын
'tseapt' could translate to 'sought', as 'ts' in tsunami makes an 's', 'ea' in 'sean' makes an 'aw / ough' and 'pt' in pterodactyl makes a 't'. Therefore leaving you with 'sought'.
@nickv4937Ай бұрын
a video where he has an actual genuine reaction at the end... *hes sentient guys we didnt lose him*
@SB-br4lt Жыл бұрын
Bro created his own language 💀💀💀💀💀
@Sana.banana.
Жыл бұрын
372 comments and no likes? Wait-
@ZAR-ZARRAY
Жыл бұрын
fax
@zelithfang2365
Жыл бұрын
Nah man, you could 100% make a written and maybe spoken fully coded secretly language by doing this and people would be certain you speaking gibberish
@kkbad4009
Жыл бұрын
I mean he remixed english 💀
@somerandomdude1769
Жыл бұрын
@@kkbad4009 *remixed
@aife293 Жыл бұрын
Send this to your friends that are learning English as their second language. They will never sleep again.
@QwonDrea
Жыл бұрын
English is my first language and I’m still never sleeping again
@p.hardy9372
11 ай бұрын
Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.
@bennettdees853
11 ай бұрын
r/foundsatan
@anandjd-wx7gq
11 ай бұрын
i have english as a second language and this is kinda dumb
@N-5J
11 ай бұрын
bro, it is my second language, and yep, i will never sleep again, i was like :o wtf, was i wrong all my life?.
@patrikbernhardsson2391Ай бұрын
"Take me to tolot" -Hozier
@hostiledodo1150Ай бұрын
This is like when you stare at the word "of" too long and it no longer makes sense
@bron-yr-aur7990 Жыл бұрын
This is the moment Michael truly started questioning his actions.
@RyanSoltani
Жыл бұрын
He began asking the real hard hitting questions
@fimy8492
Жыл бұрын
Love ur pfp lol
@antonmakarenko3271
Жыл бұрын
Or did he?
@glacietheglaceon5584
Жыл бұрын
HE BEGAN ASKING HO 😮
@tcjgaming9813
Жыл бұрын
As someone that speaks malay, i would say malay is a phonetically consistent language despite it using the same alphabet as english
@freedombaby64 Жыл бұрын
Tutorial on how to give a Non Native speaker a headache:
@Zlegotube
Жыл бұрын
native sparkers too, not just the non-native speakers
@EBGamez1
Жыл бұрын
69th like :)
@franklinfrias9550
Жыл бұрын
As a non native speaker, I can confirm
@misusedchair
Жыл бұрын
As a native this makes me want to cry
@darodes
Жыл бұрын
@@Zlegotube I was just about to say the same thing 😂
@MVCEEEEEEКүн бұрын
The first time vsauce shows any bit of human emotion
@ozzy685221 күн бұрын
As a dyslexic person this is exactly why sounding out the words didn’t work for me. They just don’t follow any rules or the rules they do follow were to convoluted for me to pick up on naturally. It also amazes me that almost everyone just subconsciously picks up on this without even thinking about it. They just know somehow without needing to be taught.
@BRUHmemerOMG_ANTI-YFGA_7 ай бұрын
“The GH makes a FU- sound.”
@savagemoney2008
7 ай бұрын
Ghuck
@rudmillahnowrin9151
7 ай бұрын
F***
@MR_EGG-ex5xh
7 ай бұрын
Ghk
@LucyTheGoose103
7 ай бұрын
Ghuque
@melneldell2187
7 ай бұрын
french: phoqe
@neonryder88979 ай бұрын
This could put an English teacher into a medical coma
@Kitty-sitty
9 ай бұрын
Awh hell naw man-
@pacmanfuzbearstoodioz2646
9 ай бұрын
oh shoot.
@robbobthebot7359
9 ай бұрын
i hope it puts mine in one
@MAFalaq17 күн бұрын
So Santa has been saying "why" this whole time
@InStroudwetrustCJ15 сағат бұрын
You’re technically right and technically wrong because in those words, they have special letters that make them that sound called rules and without these rules and without those letters, they don’t make that sound they make their normal sound
@_yellow Жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you haven't had a spelling reform for over 500 years
@rorysmith1709
Жыл бұрын
What is a spelling reform?
@michaelsimmons8213
Жыл бұрын
@@rorysmith1709 when nations realize their language is poop so they alter/change it
@BrutusAlbion
Жыл бұрын
@@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.
@ae3qe27u3
Жыл бұрын
@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority. We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color
@thorr18BEM
Жыл бұрын
@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.
@imnobodybye236 Жыл бұрын
"English isn't a language, it's 2 languages in a trench coat pretending to be one" Vsauce:
@axelprino
Жыл бұрын
More like 3
@blakksheep736
Жыл бұрын
@@axelprino plus its pockets full of at least 50 other languages' homework.
He is speaking with his galactic might Only those with infinite knowledge understand it
@littlegamers1693
10 ай бұрын
Nah, bro fixing the English language
@morrownow
10 ай бұрын
Or is he?
@engtilde
10 ай бұрын
Really?? What’s it called
@CDiddy279510 ай бұрын
This is how the Irish name their kids
@pootispastry397
9 ай бұрын
what do you mean!? Caoimhe is a totally normal spelling for a name!!!
@Vexatious_Humanoid
9 ай бұрын
Welll- Seán and Sinéad are aren’t THAT bad
@agentfelixscpit
9 ай бұрын
Kauywerlei is the name of my irish friend LMAO
@wigwagstudios2474
9 ай бұрын
Every time I see “Sinead” I immediately read it as “Sine wave”
@Nokoo_Taken
9 ай бұрын
Polish people just write random letters for example Grzegorz brżęczyszczykiewicz ⏫ Perfectly normal polish name
@user-pe4eo8wp4nАй бұрын
the way he casually almost cursed
@hipeople3414Ай бұрын
bro is creating a whole new language
@ghoststare Жыл бұрын
Private Language teachers when your card declines:
@Skolg3r77 Жыл бұрын
Only Michael can make sense of a cat accidentally walk across the keyboard
@dutch_and_dimes
Жыл бұрын
"Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare" "Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"
@suvikhyasiingh6073
Жыл бұрын
hello cat
@kasagrim7215
Жыл бұрын
@@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something
@MLTangerine
Жыл бұрын
Cats hold the forbidden knowledge
@alexcrowder1673
Жыл бұрын
Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.
@ukrainetutel18 күн бұрын
vsauce rlly made santa say why why why for christmas
@mangalikadanasekara193322 күн бұрын
The best part is that "or is it"
@themorrigan1312 Жыл бұрын
I need an entire language crafted out of this sort of insanity. It sounds like perfectly fine English when spoken, but when written, it looks like a code even Alan Turing couldn't've cracked
@HL1_EP1
Жыл бұрын
Aren't many languages like this? Though they don't use the same alphabet.
@red.bread.redemption2
Жыл бұрын
@@HL1_EP1 №²
@fuery.
Жыл бұрын
Fr like someone reads it out to you and it sounds fine, but you try to read it and it looks like absolute gibberish
@PIKL_Creep
Жыл бұрын
Danish
@MistahGamah
Жыл бұрын
This is just English if you're not a native speaker
@_PVRITY_ Жыл бұрын
Michael has come into contact with beings of a higher plain of existence and can now spell in 4D
@Just-Schizo
Жыл бұрын
Oh no! Michael come back to us! ❤
@ericburton1244
Жыл бұрын
You’re spelling in 4D right now. Length, width, depth, time. We’re 4 dimensional beings already. He would have to be spelling in FIVE (at least!) 🤣🤣🤣
@fireblade295
Жыл бұрын
@@ericburton1244incorrect. We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer. 4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.
@crnkmnky
Жыл бұрын
All I can say to that is _Anuk Su Namun…_
@jimhim585
Жыл бұрын
Plain
@marwynnsworld939029 күн бұрын
I always love his catchphrase of “or is it?”
@beneheld39465 күн бұрын
„This is air, heh, it’s the thing that helps us breath“ *“Or is it?“*
@anemoia6 Жыл бұрын
there isnt a more iconic man on the internet than vsauce
@wilfordbrimley1506
Жыл бұрын
Rwally he's the only KZreadr my grandma knows
@Dr.Appleboi
Жыл бұрын
Chris Chan
@Stod1988
Жыл бұрын
Or is it?
@Zoom15000
Жыл бұрын
So iconic you call him "vsauce" and not his actual name Michael
@JacobHayden911
Жыл бұрын
@@Stod1988 Oh is there?*
@bland9876 Жыл бұрын
This is what people do whenever they're trying to come up with a new baby name.
@alvaro93364
Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do white people come up with the weirdest names?
@dodekaedius
Жыл бұрын
Or a new gender
@Brugarune
Жыл бұрын
dont show this video to elon musk!
@bland9876
8 ай бұрын
y? @@Brugarune
@gilbertrichardson65248 күн бұрын
When ever the “or is it” happens I raise an eyebrow
@ItsmeK-ud5dq5 күн бұрын
The last one be wild though
@cheesemancer70399 ай бұрын
Vsauce finally reveals his native language
@abracadabra-eb2fz
8 ай бұрын
Broo 💀💀💀
@kaihein4324
8 ай бұрын
Hahahaaa
@osheridan Жыл бұрын
Micheal, look at me Micheal. You don't have to do this. DON'T DO IT MICHEAL
@Michael-js6gp
Жыл бұрын
Michael*
@osheridan
Жыл бұрын
@@Michael-js6gp Mykle
@pacipathyep
Жыл бұрын
@@osheridan emikl
@SentientMeatbag
Жыл бұрын
*Mbeyequyl (Mb from limb, eye from eye, qu from quiche, yl from Pennsylvania)
Пікірлер: 26 000
Oed the gh?
@harnageaa
Жыл бұрын
Translation pls
@viraaj8225
Жыл бұрын
You'll never know why I got so many likes 😏
@KvotheMMA
Жыл бұрын
Of course Vsauce pins this comment lol
@steveeemanny
Жыл бұрын
Where is my dictioanryyy
@alibinnaseer
Жыл бұрын
The is gonna blow up so i comment
this is exactly what an english teacher's nightmare is
@owenhopkins4239
Жыл бұрын
Bro this is *my* worst nightmare
@kindal5671
Жыл бұрын
@@owenhopkins4239 this is *our* worst nightmare
@Truebro79
Жыл бұрын
and also a non native english speaker trying to learn English.
@padgodlol6063
Жыл бұрын
My english teacher last year was so cool. He showed us these words and didn't mark someone down for using one in their assignment
@Lowseeds
Жыл бұрын
Ew, whats that pfp?
"Don't worry, the spelling exam won't be that hard." *The spelling exam*
@InstagramUser2
Жыл бұрын
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
@riddhiranjan7705
Жыл бұрын
yea bro just probably created a synonym for every word
@andrewmerritt9113
Жыл бұрын
That exam really is like that
@cementsimen
Жыл бұрын
@devam8192 that what a really creative comment!😂 I love it🤣
@Cheesepuff8
Жыл бұрын
I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu Maybe I’m wrong though
''you know what that means... G H O T I'' -you, me, gas station guy
@ferigood26
16 күн бұрын
you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner?
@aaryakasegaonkar3120
14 күн бұрын
Sushi ofcourse!
@paulopipoka
9 күн бұрын
uh oh, there was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi!
@ManicDymanic
7 күн бұрын
We pass out and wake up in a sewer
@MossIsMossy
6 күн бұрын
we're surrounded by fish
I'd argue it's the "hoi" in choir that makes the why sound.
@oryxcalrissian6917
4 күн бұрын
Yeah, and we can thank the French for thet
@esqueletaceo
Күн бұрын
I know I wasn't the only one who thought this and that Michael was just being dumb
Man's about to make the most confusing coded language
@sennthemanwin98
Жыл бұрын
Here before this blows up
@Zaywitha8
Жыл бұрын
Also here
@gorochu4287
Жыл бұрын
It's called english 😂
@InstagramUser2
Жыл бұрын
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
@cooldude-iz6ew
Жыл бұрын
yooo same picture
Dude broke the fifth wall and talked to the language creators for this one
@see-ya-later
Жыл бұрын
fax :skull:
@see-ya-later
Жыл бұрын
@@just_a_normal_nut wouldnt that be a bit hypocritical coming from you though
@waffledog7756
Жыл бұрын
@@see-ya-later r/woosh
@see-ya-later
Жыл бұрын
@@waffledog7756 oh was that a joke 💀
@eclat4641
11 ай бұрын
The language “they fear!”
"Hey, Vsauce Michael here, your home security is really safe..... OR IS IT?"
@a120ishere
Күн бұрын
Chill 💀
Finally understanding how Gaelic was made.
@oleg4209
7 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@nescafeblend43
2 күн бұрын
im im im im butter butter butter butter
Vsauce really shouting "WHY?!" while holding a piece of cardboard saying "HO" 💀💀💀
@samsiggers5383
Жыл бұрын
Isn't that how we call our Ho's? With a why. Fuck that makes little sense.
@nukedude2433
Жыл бұрын
Hose
@aramisvanaquin827
Жыл бұрын
Gonna be great for the next vsauce out of context video
@knaughta.masso-kist5944
Жыл бұрын
It's actually a commentary on choosing to be a ho. Why be a ho? Why!? lol
@lnteIIigence
Жыл бұрын
@@knaughta.masso-kist5944'cause money!
I want an entire book filled with the stupidest spellings you can imagine
@govinddwivedi582
Жыл бұрын
I am quite sure Michael is already working on it! Wait for the next Curiousity box.
@enekaitzteixeira7010
Жыл бұрын
Me too.
@srikrishna_97
Жыл бұрын
There already is... The English dictionary
@Ducksaregreat
Жыл бұрын
How would you spell hello with this method?
@GeethmaAthukorala
Жыл бұрын
@@srikrishna_97 Good one lmao
I knew once Vsauce started making Shorts then we’d have madness on demand
Bro ruined English for some innocent guy learning the language 😂
Congrats, vsauce, you turned English into Eldritch
@robertnett9793
Жыл бұрын
*Unintentionally* summoning an Outer God. Or IS he?
@kimarna
Жыл бұрын
English is 3 languages stacked in a trenchcoat, it stalks other languages in dark alleyways and rifles thru their pockets for loose vocab
@antwerp-six
Жыл бұрын
he turned it into ianglase
@Jo-er6tw
Жыл бұрын
@@kimarna hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot. For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon. It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under. English is coming, it will be here soon. English is coming, it’s coming for you.
@FlammingHot770
Жыл бұрын
@@robertnett9793 no thanks
As a non-native speaker, this hurts.
@gungrave6923
Жыл бұрын
As a native speaker with a grudge against their own language this hurts
@osheridan
Жыл бұрын
@@gungrave6923 sorry about my bad English, it's my first language:(
@Dismuth
Жыл бұрын
@@osheridan Sorry about my bad first language, it's English.
@WootmansayWOOT
Жыл бұрын
As a native speaker, this hurts.
@osheridan
Жыл бұрын
@@Dismuth Cooloe ubaot mi bat gherct langwij, itc Inglish
You pointing at a board that says "HO" is a new meme potential there
Me at the spelling bee explaining why my word that i spelled is correct:
Vsauce could literally start spitting out flat out false facts but everyone would believe him as he watches himself burn the world down
@milesfann33
Жыл бұрын
At least we'd have waffles!
@arandomsupra
Жыл бұрын
Are you the one who keeps Waffle House open?
@Zybuki
Жыл бұрын
I mean that is pretty much what’s happening in this video lol, it’s not technically accurate
@freelifematters6193
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I can’t even believe this. So dumb
@lunar_moth777
Жыл бұрын
@@Zybuki I meeaaan
VSauce doesn’t age. It simply continues existing
@purge2481
Жыл бұрын
I like how he's just referred to as "it" here
@vaisakhkm783
Жыл бұрын
@@purge2481 it's a higher level being...
@aqup_
Жыл бұрын
@@purge2481 It is what it is
@fogyer
Жыл бұрын
@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.
@dusannestorovic5699
Жыл бұрын
I've been watching them for over 10 years now, and yes they're still the same (this is a good thing)
The broken English version of the spacebar would just be "e" cuz the e is silent
Bro this guy could convince me I have seven fingers on each hand
At this point, Vsauce can make you believe anything.
@Terraria1.4.4
Жыл бұрын
"we all exist. Or do we? "
@BableBeatsQuality
Жыл бұрын
WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?
@JmMateo933
Жыл бұрын
He is a professional gaslighter
@themelancholyofgay3543
Жыл бұрын
it's michael, we are vsauce.
@Sylfposts
Жыл бұрын
Tbh anyone with like basic linguistic knowledge can be like "wtf he on about"
petition for this man to play the riddler in the next batman movie
@cement_eater
Жыл бұрын
could play a solid lex luthor tbh
@32bit27
Жыл бұрын
@@cement_eater ooo ..interesting
@lukestarkiller1470
Жыл бұрын
He would give Batman an existential crisis
@ladislav6188
Жыл бұрын
Poor Batman 😢
@phame1225
Жыл бұрын
- Hello Batman, Riddler here... or am I?
You know it's a Vsauce short with the recognizable "Or is it?"
"It's wrong, or is it?" Is the equivalent of gus saying "i was acting, or was i?"
Don't share this to English learning people, they might quit immediately.
@NX-Delta
Жыл бұрын
nah, dat's ok
@Thought.Strings
Жыл бұрын
there's much, much worse
@NX-Delta
Жыл бұрын
@@Thought.Strings worse*
@Thought.Strings
Жыл бұрын
@@NX-Delta thx, the irony though XD. I swear it was auto correct
@VammainenLehma
Жыл бұрын
Every ignorant native speaker ever:
Alternate universe: “This is how I spell church. Heh, it’s wrong” *video ends*
@TheJStale
Ай бұрын
omg xD
@joelwashere5382
Ай бұрын
Lol
@anaklngameplayer2549
Ай бұрын
Underrated
@Existing_here
Ай бұрын
That's funnier than it should be
@chyka-937
Ай бұрын
Lol
"Yo bro let's go to the T O L O T"
@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian
Ай бұрын
People who read that as toilet | V
Doctor: Its a boy! Vsauce: or is it?..
Someone should make an entire book written like this.
@OttoScott76
Жыл бұрын
There is something kinda close. Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.
@Jakes_psyche
Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna report you for horrible ideas 😂
@silksongreactions
Жыл бұрын
That would end up being complete gibberish but if it had hard set rules at the beginning or end listed it would be interesting
@uncleexodus
Жыл бұрын
That would be the only book that should actually be banned
@PoisonFlower765
Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna do that
"Your house has really good security... or does it?"
Imagine if English was phonetically consistant
@Janternal
Жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHHH
@irrespondible
Жыл бұрын
Uh.... NOPE
@FriedrichTheGreatest
Жыл бұрын
Then it wouldn't make any cents
@thewzterminator
Жыл бұрын
@@FriedrichTheGreatestahhhh I sea what you did there
@nampham162
Жыл бұрын
English needs to be phonetically INconsistent because Oxford and numerous English schools are making heck a lot of money from it.
Bro's brain has ascended to an unexplored dimension.
@awiliong6433
9 ай бұрын
yea
@legoshorts7818
9 ай бұрын
Actually, the letters make the sounds cause of the letters next to them
@legoshorts7818
9 ай бұрын
So he's technically wrong
@Captain_Croissant3546
9 ай бұрын
@@legoshorts7818 bro is the definition of 🤓
@danko_rosete
9 ай бұрын
he ran out of things to talk about from this dimension
English is basically if you chewed up all latin languages, spat it on the sidewalk, and mixed in some extra borrowing
Choir is some mental gymnastics to follow the way you explained it 😂
"your new born baby is healthy, or is it?" *intense vsauce music starts playing*
@Uncle_the_one_shot_kid
7 ай бұрын
"Your bed is pretty clean or is it" intense vsauce music radits from your bed
@taitano12
7 ай бұрын
"Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."
@gri.0
7 ай бұрын
"... babies also have soft spots, which need to harden from nutrition, which means your baby could be a cannibal, BUT..."@@taitano12
@FloppaStudios_
7 ай бұрын
Gh can make the f[u]ck sound *intense vsauce mucis starts playing*
@novanebulous1999
7 ай бұрын
You are alive *pulls gun* or are you?
"The GH makes a fuck sound."
@Floor773
8 ай бұрын
the way vsauce says it is so funny lol
@miketeavee3085
8 ай бұрын
oed the ghoque? gh=enough o=done que=unique
@static_rn
8 ай бұрын
@@miketeavee3085 bi-bisexual bi-bisexual bibi now means bye bye
@lucasb8828
8 ай бұрын
@@CalvinIsA4YearOldBabyBoyIRLhe is just joking
@snasmania
8 ай бұрын
I READ THIS COMMENT AS SOON AS THAT PART WAS SAID LOL
We can make a whole ass new language with this tactic💀
He's rethinking his choices at the end
A Swedish language professor recently said "we only accept the weird quirks of English because the language is so common and we know it"
@UNLONDON
10 ай бұрын
Bro english is full of contradictions
@Reyob
10 ай бұрын
@@UNLONDONlet me introduce you to romance languages...
@UNLONDON
10 ай бұрын
@@Reyob bruh, I speak Spanish
@Reyob
10 ай бұрын
@@UNLONDON and I speak French and both our language are mess up
@UNLONDON
10 ай бұрын
@@Reyob bro what were Romans thinking
If you realize that silent letters are a thing, you can basically write any combination of letters and spell it however you want.
@govinddwivedi582
Жыл бұрын
You just hacked the universe.😮
@patu8010
Жыл бұрын
What did you say about my mother?!
@fragglegoth
Жыл бұрын
Monstrous!! (That's the first M in mnemonic, the second O in chocolate, the N in damn! the S in apropos the TR is true the OU in coup the S in bourgeois)
@TheEpicNoob
Жыл бұрын
@@fragglegoth so, you’re saying “Trou”?
@Ducksaregreat
Жыл бұрын
@@TheEpicNoob he’s saying true
Thanks VSAUCE, I think it this video at least 4 times a week now.
POV: When you don’t get sleep
VSauce seems to be only guy who could explain flat earthers that Earth is a sphere.
@gwen9642
Жыл бұрын
He would rather explain spherists why Earth should be flat.
@Im-BAD-at-satire
Жыл бұрын
@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.
@YoureRightIThink
Жыл бұрын
@@Im-BAD-at-satireso flat earthers are not completely wrong just outdated in that The Earth WAS a disk and it collapsed turning into a sphere lol
@lekirbgames1644
Жыл бұрын
@@YoureRightIThinki will believe, for my sanity, that you said that jokingly
@UndeadAlv
Жыл бұрын
@@lekirbgames1644 my exact reaction HAHAHAH
As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is
@Dearth_Vader
11 ай бұрын
Just forward all complaints to the french, its 90% their fault anyhow
@matthewwaller8784
11 ай бұрын
English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists. That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.
@urann6561
11 ай бұрын
@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.
@N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine
11 ай бұрын
Same I've been learning english since I was a child so I'm kinda accustomed to it actually
@eglol
11 ай бұрын
Forecastle
We need more of these to make a secret Vsauce language
Shakespeare would be proud of the confusion this causes. Imagine a whole dictionary of Vsauce spellings.
@SunnyTheHornbill
26 күн бұрын
sub ur everywhere
VSauce is creating his own language
@generalgrievous8311
Жыл бұрын
Wdym? He’s just showing us the side of English that is already there, but no one wants to see. Except for me tbh.
@duckified.
Жыл бұрын
@@generalgrievous8311 i mean, it's english, just used incorrectly. you COULD make your own language based off of that
@jacob6360
Жыл бұрын
@@generalgrievous8311 damn we got the Language Lieutenant here
@EvanVilux
Жыл бұрын
i already did it and its been like 10 days I've been using that
@generalgrievous8311
Жыл бұрын
@@jacob6360 I think you meant to say, “Ah yes, the negotiator.”
That's what happens when your a germanic language and you adopt French spelling rules.
@Tiotic_Destiny
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@colbyboucher6391
Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility
@brrrrrr
Жыл бұрын
3 languages in a trench coat moment
@AmirRazan
Жыл бұрын
@@brrrrrr Ah yes, English + German + French = International Language Of Communication
@bensoncheung2801
Жыл бұрын
@@colbyboucher6391 Poultry?
this is how it feels to read or write while being high
These people just find a way to make my dyslexia worse every day
Bro turned English into a calculus problem 💀
@nightglide_
9 ай бұрын
And made the wavy shape on the graph into an amogus 💀
@heotapgym-piggym2460
9 ай бұрын
Kaokyulits
@Thatguyelijah1
9 ай бұрын
oed
English Teacher: Spelling rules! Vsauce: But what if…
@lowceyn2875
Жыл бұрын
English Teacher: Who let him cook again?
@flavioivanaj6651
Жыл бұрын
But what are grammar rules?
@yeltsakcir8468
Жыл бұрын
@Dont_click_this_profile I gotchu bro, I wont read your name, dont worry
@mdoerkse
Жыл бұрын
You mean spelling rules?
@grigris7755
Жыл бұрын
@@mdoerkse good point 😅
As a student of phonetics and phonology, this tears down, kicks and sets on fire everything I've learned
"C-wh-wh-why-WHY"😂
Man really started going insane in the end " Why why WHY *WHY* " 💀💀
@dawnstag7267
Жыл бұрын
Ho ho HO HO*
@CivicRadar
Жыл бұрын
@@dawnstag7267 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@marisakirisame1st
Жыл бұрын
@@dawnstag7267 is that what santa says when he reads the wish lists?
@hmascuba
Жыл бұрын
@@marisakirisame1st yes!!! I now truly understand Santa's feelings towards humanity existence. "HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!" 🤣🤦♂️
@hmascuba
Жыл бұрын
@Dont_click_this_profile_ Ok 👌👍
"The gh makes the f*ck sound"💀
@robosing225
10 ай бұрын
Ghch gh is fff sound and ch makes k sound like in enoch. So ghch it.
@Eviesg_furrytherian
10 ай бұрын
My dirty mind heard that too 💀
@softicecream3322
10 ай бұрын
🥨
@Orthodoxan
10 ай бұрын
Bro really copied me and got more likes 😭
@f1_ciao
10 ай бұрын
@@Orthodoxan bruh i didn't even see your comment
'tseapt' could translate to 'sought', as 'ts' in tsunami makes an 's', 'ea' in 'sean' makes an 'aw / ough' and 'pt' in pterodactyl makes a 't'. Therefore leaving you with 'sought'.
a video where he has an actual genuine reaction at the end... *hes sentient guys we didnt lose him*
Bro created his own language 💀💀💀💀💀
@Sana.banana.
Жыл бұрын
372 comments and no likes? Wait-
@ZAR-ZARRAY
Жыл бұрын
fax
@zelithfang2365
Жыл бұрын
Nah man, you could 100% make a written and maybe spoken fully coded secretly language by doing this and people would be certain you speaking gibberish
@kkbad4009
Жыл бұрын
I mean he remixed english 💀
@somerandomdude1769
Жыл бұрын
@@kkbad4009 *remixed
Send this to your friends that are learning English as their second language. They will never sleep again.
@QwonDrea
Жыл бұрын
English is my first language and I’m still never sleeping again
@p.hardy9372
11 ай бұрын
Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.
@bennettdees853
11 ай бұрын
r/foundsatan
@anandjd-wx7gq
11 ай бұрын
i have english as a second language and this is kinda dumb
@N-5J
11 ай бұрын
bro, it is my second language, and yep, i will never sleep again, i was like :o wtf, was i wrong all my life?.
"Take me to tolot" -Hozier
This is like when you stare at the word "of" too long and it no longer makes sense
This is the moment Michael truly started questioning his actions.
@RyanSoltani
Жыл бұрын
He began asking the real hard hitting questions
@fimy8492
Жыл бұрын
Love ur pfp lol
@antonmakarenko3271
Жыл бұрын
Or did he?
@glacietheglaceon5584
Жыл бұрын
HE BEGAN ASKING HO 😮
@tcjgaming9813
Жыл бұрын
As someone that speaks malay, i would say malay is a phonetically consistent language despite it using the same alphabet as english
Tutorial on how to give a Non Native speaker a headache:
@Zlegotube
Жыл бұрын
native sparkers too, not just the non-native speakers
@EBGamez1
Жыл бұрын
69th like :)
@franklinfrias9550
Жыл бұрын
As a non native speaker, I can confirm
@misusedchair
Жыл бұрын
As a native this makes me want to cry
@darodes
Жыл бұрын
@@Zlegotube I was just about to say the same thing 😂
The first time vsauce shows any bit of human emotion
As a dyslexic person this is exactly why sounding out the words didn’t work for me. They just don’t follow any rules or the rules they do follow were to convoluted for me to pick up on naturally. It also amazes me that almost everyone just subconsciously picks up on this without even thinking about it. They just know somehow without needing to be taught.
“The GH makes a FU- sound.”
@savagemoney2008
7 ай бұрын
Ghuck
@rudmillahnowrin9151
7 ай бұрын
F***
@MR_EGG-ex5xh
7 ай бұрын
Ghk
@LucyTheGoose103
7 ай бұрын
Ghuque
@melneldell2187
7 ай бұрын
french: phoqe
This could put an English teacher into a medical coma
@Kitty-sitty
9 ай бұрын
Awh hell naw man-
@pacmanfuzbearstoodioz2646
9 ай бұрын
oh shoot.
@robbobthebot7359
9 ай бұрын
i hope it puts mine in one
So Santa has been saying "why" this whole time
You’re technically right and technically wrong because in those words, they have special letters that make them that sound called rules and without these rules and without those letters, they don’t make that sound they make their normal sound
This is what happens when you haven't had a spelling reform for over 500 years
@rorysmith1709
Жыл бұрын
What is a spelling reform?
@michaelsimmons8213
Жыл бұрын
@@rorysmith1709 when nations realize their language is poop so they alter/change it
@BrutusAlbion
Жыл бұрын
@@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.
@ae3qe27u3
Жыл бұрын
@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority. We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color
@thorr18BEM
Жыл бұрын
@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.
"English isn't a language, it's 2 languages in a trench coat pretending to be one" Vsauce:
@axelprino
Жыл бұрын
More like 3
@blakksheep736
Жыл бұрын
@@axelprino plus its pockets full of at least 50 other languages' homework.
@GrooveScorpion
Жыл бұрын
Michael*
@edwinmaster7326
Жыл бұрын
@@GrooveScorpion *Mneeyechhull (MNEmonic, EYE, yaCHt, HULL)
@justynpryce
Жыл бұрын
@@edwinmaster7326Nichael
Imagine an entire book written like this 😂
Bro invented new english
bro's making a whole new language💀
@ThatPixelHistory
10 ай бұрын
Frr
@YuMz69
10 ай бұрын
He is speaking with his galactic might Only those with infinite knowledge understand it
@littlegamers1693
10 ай бұрын
Nah, bro fixing the English language
@morrownow
10 ай бұрын
Or is he?
@engtilde
10 ай бұрын
Really?? What’s it called
This is how the Irish name their kids
@pootispastry397
9 ай бұрын
what do you mean!? Caoimhe is a totally normal spelling for a name!!!
@Vexatious_Humanoid
9 ай бұрын
Welll- Seán and Sinéad are aren’t THAT bad
@agentfelixscpit
9 ай бұрын
Kauywerlei is the name of my irish friend LMAO
@wigwagstudios2474
9 ай бұрын
Every time I see “Sinead” I immediately read it as “Sine wave”
@Nokoo_Taken
9 ай бұрын
Polish people just write random letters for example Grzegorz brżęczyszczykiewicz ⏫ Perfectly normal polish name
the way he casually almost cursed
bro is creating a whole new language
Private Language teachers when your card declines:
Only Michael can make sense of a cat accidentally walk across the keyboard
@dutch_and_dimes
Жыл бұрын
"Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare" "Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"
@suvikhyasiingh6073
Жыл бұрын
hello cat
@kasagrim7215
Жыл бұрын
@@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something
@MLTangerine
Жыл бұрын
Cats hold the forbidden knowledge
@alexcrowder1673
Жыл бұрын
Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.
vsauce rlly made santa say why why why for christmas
The best part is that "or is it"
I need an entire language crafted out of this sort of insanity. It sounds like perfectly fine English when spoken, but when written, it looks like a code even Alan Turing couldn't've cracked
@HL1_EP1
Жыл бұрын
Aren't many languages like this? Though they don't use the same alphabet.
@red.bread.redemption2
Жыл бұрын
@@HL1_EP1 №²
@fuery.
Жыл бұрын
Fr like someone reads it out to you and it sounds fine, but you try to read it and it looks like absolute gibberish
@PIKL_Creep
Жыл бұрын
Danish
@MistahGamah
Жыл бұрын
This is just English if you're not a native speaker
Michael has come into contact with beings of a higher plain of existence and can now spell in 4D
@Just-Schizo
Жыл бұрын
Oh no! Michael come back to us! ❤
@ericburton1244
Жыл бұрын
You’re spelling in 4D right now. Length, width, depth, time. We’re 4 dimensional beings already. He would have to be spelling in FIVE (at least!) 🤣🤣🤣
@fireblade295
Жыл бұрын
@@ericburton1244incorrect. We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer. 4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.
@crnkmnky
Жыл бұрын
All I can say to that is _Anuk Su Namun…_
@jimhim585
Жыл бұрын
Plain
I always love his catchphrase of “or is it?”
„This is air, heh, it’s the thing that helps us breath“ *“Or is it?“*
there isnt a more iconic man on the internet than vsauce
@wilfordbrimley1506
Жыл бұрын
Rwally he's the only KZreadr my grandma knows
@Dr.Appleboi
Жыл бұрын
Chris Chan
@Stod1988
Жыл бұрын
Or is it?
@Zoom15000
Жыл бұрын
So iconic you call him "vsauce" and not his actual name Michael
@JacobHayden911
Жыл бұрын
@@Stod1988 Oh is there?*
This is what people do whenever they're trying to come up with a new baby name.
@alvaro93364
Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do white people come up with the weirdest names?
@dodekaedius
Жыл бұрын
Or a new gender
@Brugarune
Жыл бұрын
dont show this video to elon musk!
@bland9876
8 ай бұрын
y? @@Brugarune
When ever the “or is it” happens I raise an eyebrow
The last one be wild though
Vsauce finally reveals his native language
@abracadabra-eb2fz
8 ай бұрын
Broo 💀💀💀
@kaihein4324
8 ай бұрын
Hahahaaa
Micheal, look at me Micheal. You don't have to do this. DON'T DO IT MICHEAL
@Michael-js6gp
Жыл бұрын
Michael*
@osheridan
Жыл бұрын
@@Michael-js6gp Mykle
@pacipathyep
Жыл бұрын
@@osheridan emikl
@SentientMeatbag
Жыл бұрын
*Mbeyequyl (Mb from limb, eye from eye, qu from quiche, yl from Pennsylvania)
@frocco7125
Жыл бұрын
MICHAEL! *COUGH COUGH GASP* MICHAELLL! DON'T LEAVE ME HE- *COUGH* MICHAEL!
On ‘Choir’ the ‘I’ plays a role to make the ‘AI’ sound. So, if anything it should be ‘HOI,’ NOT ‘HO.’ That would just make ‘Wh’ and NOT ‘WHY’!!!!!
Thats exactly English teacher's nightmare lmfao
English being the most phonetically consistent it can be:
@renato7184
Жыл бұрын
Stop please
@seveneyes77
Жыл бұрын
True
@insoars7779
Жыл бұрын
@@renato7184 tut up
@raineveeraine
Жыл бұрын
so true
@kittyfangz5262
Жыл бұрын
i think i know just a little too much about linguistics because this comment section is making my pedantic alarm go off
English is a perfectly balanced language with no exploits
@KBird204
Жыл бұрын
Based reference 👑
@arthgamz1242
Жыл бұрын
*sips tea bri'ishly
@stephendonovan9084
Жыл бұрын
I’m getting wobbled in my favorite language, what should I do
@dylansickinger545
Жыл бұрын
It’s not a big it’s a feature
@ryanm.3776
Жыл бұрын
a queensman here, through and through
We could invent a new language with this
This is how my reading test be I swear 💀
the FUGH sound is the closest we're going to hear him curse
@BingusDingusLingus
Жыл бұрын
He has sworn lol😊
@InstagramUser2
Жыл бұрын
I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!
@bighillraft
Жыл бұрын
you obviously haven't watched his video about swear words, or his collabs with iDubbbz
@TrollMan_Music_REAL
Жыл бұрын
Ye
@matthijsweststrate5552
Жыл бұрын
@@InstagramUser2☝️🤓