Forbidden Spellings

Ойын-сауық

spelling bee? more like spelling A+

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  • @andreithepro3708
    @andreithepro3708 Жыл бұрын

    Oed the gh?

  • @harnageaa

    @harnageaa

    Жыл бұрын

    Translation pls

  • @viraaj8225

    @viraaj8225

    Жыл бұрын

    You'll never know why I got so many likes 😏

  • @KvotheMMA

    @KvotheMMA

    Жыл бұрын

    Of course Vsauce pins this comment lol

  • @steveeemanny

    @steveeemanny

    Жыл бұрын

    Where is my dictioanryyy

  • @alibinnaseer

    @alibinnaseer

    Жыл бұрын

    The is gonna blow up so i comment

  • @omsanil1077
    @omsanil1077 Жыл бұрын

    this is exactly what an english teacher's nightmare is

  • @owenhopkins4239

    @owenhopkins4239

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro this is *my* worst nightmare

  • @kindal5671

    @kindal5671

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@owenhopkins4239 this is *our* worst nightmare

  • @Truebro79

    @Truebro79

    Жыл бұрын

    and also a non native english speaker trying to learn English.

  • @padgodlol6063

    @padgodlol6063

    Жыл бұрын

    My english teacher last year was so cool. He showed us these words and didn't mark someone down for using one in their assignment

  • @Lowseeds

    @Lowseeds

    Жыл бұрын

    Ew, whats that pfp?

  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 Жыл бұрын

    "Don't worry, the spelling exam won't be that hard." *The spelling exam*

  • @InstagramUser2

    @InstagramUser2

    Жыл бұрын

    I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!

  • @riddhiranjan7705

    @riddhiranjan7705

    Жыл бұрын

    yea bro just probably created a synonym for every word

  • @andrewmerritt9113

    @andrewmerritt9113

    Жыл бұрын

    That exam really is like that

  • @cementsimen

    @cementsimen

    Жыл бұрын

    @devam8192 that what a really creative comment!😂 I love it🤣

  • @Cheesepuff8

    @Cheesepuff8

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu Maybe I’m wrong though

  • @paulopipoka
    @paulopipokaАй бұрын

    ''you know what that means... G H O T I'' -you, me, gas station guy

  • @ferigood26

    @ferigood26

    16 күн бұрын

    you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner?

  • @aaryakasegaonkar3120

    @aaryakasegaonkar3120

    14 күн бұрын

    Sushi ofcourse!

  • @paulopipoka

    @paulopipoka

    9 күн бұрын

    uh oh, there was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi!

  • @ManicDymanic

    @ManicDymanic

    7 күн бұрын

    We pass out and wake up in a sewer

  • @MossIsMossy

    @MossIsMossy

    6 күн бұрын

    we're surrounded by fish

  • @amog8202
    @amog82028 күн бұрын

    I'd argue it's the "hoi" in choir that makes the why sound.

  • @oryxcalrissian6917

    @oryxcalrissian6917

    4 күн бұрын

    Yeah, and we can thank the French for thet

  • @esqueletaceo

    @esqueletaceo

    Күн бұрын

    I know I wasn't the only one who thought this and that Michael was just being dumb

  • @KozaqV
    @KozaqV Жыл бұрын

    Man's about to make the most confusing coded language

  • @sennthemanwin98

    @sennthemanwin98

    Жыл бұрын

    Here before this blows up

  • @Zaywitha8

    @Zaywitha8

    Жыл бұрын

    Also here

  • @gorochu4287

    @gorochu4287

    Жыл бұрын

    It's called english 😂

  • @InstagramUser2

    @InstagramUser2

    Жыл бұрын

    I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!

  • @cooldude-iz6ew

    @cooldude-iz6ew

    Жыл бұрын

    yooo same picture

  • @joseanaya342
    @joseanaya342 Жыл бұрын

    Dude broke the fifth wall and talked to the language creators for this one

  • @see-ya-later

    @see-ya-later

    Жыл бұрын

    fax :skull:

  • @see-ya-later

    @see-ya-later

    Жыл бұрын

    @@just_a_normal_nut wouldnt that be a bit hypocritical coming from you though

  • @waffledog7756

    @waffledog7756

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@see-ya-later r/woosh

  • @see-ya-later

    @see-ya-later

    Жыл бұрын

    @@waffledog7756 oh was that a joke 💀

  • @eclat4641

    @eclat4641

    11 ай бұрын

    The language “they fear!”

  • @bibici_
    @bibici_26 күн бұрын

    "Hey, Vsauce Michael here, your home security is really safe..... OR IS IT?"

  • @a120ishere

    @a120ishere

    Күн бұрын

    Chill 💀

  • @Kb-gh2rk
    @Kb-gh2rkАй бұрын

    Finally understanding how Gaelic was made.

  • @oleg4209

    @oleg4209

    7 күн бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @nescafeblend43

    @nescafeblend43

    2 күн бұрын

    im im im im butter butter butter butter

  • @leonardocanella7437
    @leonardocanella7437 Жыл бұрын

    Vsauce really shouting "WHY?!" while holding a piece of cardboard saying "HO" 💀💀💀

  • @samsiggers5383

    @samsiggers5383

    Жыл бұрын

    Isn't that how we call our Ho's? With a why. Fuck that makes little sense.

  • @nukedude2433

    @nukedude2433

    Жыл бұрын

    Hose

  • @aramisvanaquin827

    @aramisvanaquin827

    Жыл бұрын

    Gonna be great for the next vsauce out of context video

  • @knaughta.masso-kist5944

    @knaughta.masso-kist5944

    Жыл бұрын

    It's actually a commentary on choosing to be a ho. Why be a ho? Why!? lol

  • @lnteIIigence

    @lnteIIigence

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@knaughta.masso-kist5944'cause money!

  • @SulettaForgetta456
    @SulettaForgetta456 Жыл бұрын

    I want an entire book filled with the stupidest spellings you can imagine

  • @govinddwivedi582

    @govinddwivedi582

    Жыл бұрын

    I am quite sure Michael is already working on it! Wait for the next Curiousity box.

  • @enekaitzteixeira7010

    @enekaitzteixeira7010

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too.

  • @srikrishna_97

    @srikrishna_97

    Жыл бұрын

    There already is... The English dictionary

  • @Ducksaregreat

    @Ducksaregreat

    Жыл бұрын

    How would you spell hello with this method?

  • @GeethmaAthukorala

    @GeethmaAthukorala

    Жыл бұрын

    @@srikrishna_97 Good one lmao

  • @SkyPerson
    @SkyPersonАй бұрын

    I knew once Vsauce started making Shorts then we’d have madness on demand

  • @ryankingdavid2585
    @ryankingdavid25859 күн бұрын

    Bro ruined English for some innocent guy learning the language 😂

  • @Miss_Trillium
    @Miss_Trillium Жыл бұрын

    Congrats, vsauce, you turned English into Eldritch

  • @robertnett9793

    @robertnett9793

    Жыл бұрын

    *Unintentionally* summoning an Outer God. Or IS he?

  • @kimarna

    @kimarna

    Жыл бұрын

    English is 3 languages stacked in a trenchcoat, it stalks other languages in dark alleyways and rifles thru their pockets for loose vocab

  • @antwerp-six

    @antwerp-six

    Жыл бұрын

    he turned it into ianglase

  • @Jo-er6tw

    @Jo-er6tw

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kimarna hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot. For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon. It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under. English is coming, it will be here soon. English is coming, it’s coming for you.

  • @FlammingHot770

    @FlammingHot770

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@robertnett9793 no thanks

  • @Galardomond
    @Galardomond Жыл бұрын

    As a non-native speaker, this hurts.

  • @gungrave6923

    @gungrave6923

    Жыл бұрын

    As a native speaker with a grudge against their own language this hurts

  • @osheridan

    @osheridan

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@gungrave6923 sorry about my bad English, it's my first language:(

  • @Dismuth

    @Dismuth

    Жыл бұрын

    @@osheridan Sorry about my bad first language, it's English.

  • @WootmansayWOOT

    @WootmansayWOOT

    Жыл бұрын

    As a native speaker, this hurts.

  • @osheridan

    @osheridan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Dismuth Cooloe ubaot mi bat gherct langwij, itc Inglish

  • @cletusmcyeetus5975
    @cletusmcyeetus5975Ай бұрын

    You pointing at a board that says "HO" is a new meme potential there

  • @monstar1568
    @monstar156819 күн бұрын

    Me at the spelling bee explaining why my word that i spelled is correct:

  • @CletusTheFetusDeletus
    @CletusTheFetusDeletus Жыл бұрын

    Vsauce could literally start spitting out flat out false facts but everyone would believe him as he watches himself burn the world down

  • @milesfann33

    @milesfann33

    Жыл бұрын

    At least we'd have waffles!

  • @arandomsupra

    @arandomsupra

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you the one who keeps Waffle House open?

  • @Zybuki

    @Zybuki

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean that is pretty much what’s happening in this video lol, it’s not technically accurate

  • @freelifematters6193

    @freelifematters6193

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I can’t even believe this. So dumb

  • @lunar_moth777

    @lunar_moth777

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Zybuki I meeaaan

  • @flamingpaxtsc
    @flamingpaxtsc Жыл бұрын

    VSauce doesn’t age. It simply continues existing

  • @purge2481

    @purge2481

    Жыл бұрын

    I like how he's just referred to as "it" here

  • @vaisakhkm783

    @vaisakhkm783

    Жыл бұрын

    @@purge2481 it's a higher level being...

  • @aqup_

    @aqup_

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@purge2481 It is what it is

  • @fogyer

    @fogyer

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.

  • @dusannestorovic5699

    @dusannestorovic5699

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been watching them for over 10 years now, and yes they're still the same (this is a good thing)

  • @BugVRreal
    @BugVRrealАй бұрын

    The broken English version of the spacebar would just be "e" cuz the e is silent

  • @ElephantLover0331
    @ElephantLover033118 күн бұрын

    Bro this guy could convince me I have seven fingers on each hand

  • @vbflame5645
    @vbflame5645 Жыл бұрын

    At this point, Vsauce can make you believe anything.

  • @Terraria1.4.4

    @Terraria1.4.4

    Жыл бұрын

    "we all exist. Or do we? "

  • @BableBeatsQuality

    @BableBeatsQuality

    Жыл бұрын

    WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?

  • @JmMateo933

    @JmMateo933

    Жыл бұрын

    He is a professional gaslighter

  • @themelancholyofgay3543

    @themelancholyofgay3543

    Жыл бұрын

    it's michael, we are vsauce.

  • @Sylfposts

    @Sylfposts

    Жыл бұрын

    Tbh anyone with like basic linguistic knowledge can be like "wtf he on about"

  • @vigilant3263
    @vigilant3263 Жыл бұрын

    petition for this man to play the riddler in the next batman movie

  • @cement_eater

    @cement_eater

    Жыл бұрын

    could play a solid lex luthor tbh

  • @32bit27

    @32bit27

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@cement_eater ooo ..interesting

  • @lukestarkiller1470

    @lukestarkiller1470

    Жыл бұрын

    He would give Batman an existential crisis

  • @ladislav6188

    @ladislav6188

    Жыл бұрын

    Poor Batman 😢

  • @phame1225

    @phame1225

    Жыл бұрын

    - Hello Batman, Riddler here... or am I?

  • @jemand_der_duolingo_benutzt
    @jemand_der_duolingo_benutztАй бұрын

    You know it's a Vsauce short with the recognizable "Or is it?"

  • @trollge_games_player
    @trollge_games_player7 күн бұрын

    "It's wrong, or is it?" Is the equivalent of gus saying "i was acting, or was i?"

  • @SudeepJoshi22
    @SudeepJoshi22 Жыл бұрын

    Don't share this to English learning people, they might quit immediately.

  • @NX-Delta

    @NX-Delta

    Жыл бұрын

    nah, dat's ok

  • @Thought.Strings

    @Thought.Strings

    Жыл бұрын

    there's much, much worse

  • @NX-Delta

    @NX-Delta

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Thought.Strings worse*

  • @Thought.Strings

    @Thought.Strings

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NX-Delta thx, the irony though XD. I swear it was auto correct

  • @VammainenLehma

    @VammainenLehma

    Жыл бұрын

    Every ignorant native speaker ever:

  • @theenddragon9
    @theenddragon92 ай бұрын

    Alternate universe: “This is how I spell church. Heh, it’s wrong” *video ends*

  • @TheJStale

    @TheJStale

    Ай бұрын

    omg xD

  • @joelwashere5382

    @joelwashere5382

    Ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @anaklngameplayer2549

    @anaklngameplayer2549

    Ай бұрын

    Underrated

  • @Existing_here

    @Existing_here

    Ай бұрын

    That's funnier than it should be

  • @chyka-937

    @chyka-937

    Ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @starboi141
    @starboi141Ай бұрын

    "Yo bro let's go to the T O L O T"

  • @HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian

    @HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian

    Ай бұрын

    People who read that as toilet | V

  • @Mouse886
    @Mouse886Ай бұрын

    Doctor: Its a boy! Vsauce: or is it?..

  • @TheFellerHasAChannelGodDamnIt
    @TheFellerHasAChannelGodDamnIt Жыл бұрын

    Someone should make an entire book written like this.

  • @OttoScott76

    @OttoScott76

    Жыл бұрын

    There is something kinda close. Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.

  • @Jakes_psyche

    @Jakes_psyche

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m gonna report you for horrible ideas 😂

  • @silksongreactions

    @silksongreactions

    Жыл бұрын

    That would end up being complete gibberish but if it had hard set rules at the beginning or end listed it would be interesting

  • @uncleexodus

    @uncleexodus

    Жыл бұрын

    That would be the only book that should actually be banned

  • @PoisonFlower765

    @PoisonFlower765

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna do that

  • @beefeeboi6317
    @beefeeboi63179 күн бұрын

    "Your house has really good security... or does it?"

  • @QueueWithACapitalQ
    @QueueWithACapitalQ Жыл бұрын

    Imagine if English was phonetically consistant

  • @Janternal

    @Janternal

    Жыл бұрын

    AHHHHHHHHHH

  • @irrespondible

    @irrespondible

    Жыл бұрын

    Uh.... NOPE

  • @FriedrichTheGreatest

    @FriedrichTheGreatest

    Жыл бұрын

    Then it wouldn't make any cents

  • @thewzterminator

    @thewzterminator

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@FriedrichTheGreatestahhhh I sea what you did there

  • @nampham162

    @nampham162

    Жыл бұрын

    English needs to be phonetically INconsistent because Oxford and numerous English schools are making heck a lot of money from it.

  • @iamjustice4063
    @iamjustice406310 ай бұрын

    Bro's brain has ascended to an unexplored dimension.

  • @awiliong6433

    @awiliong6433

    9 ай бұрын

    yea

  • @legoshorts7818

    @legoshorts7818

    9 ай бұрын

    Actually, the letters make the sounds cause of the letters next to them

  • @legoshorts7818

    @legoshorts7818

    9 ай бұрын

    So he's technically wrong

  • @Captain_Croissant3546

    @Captain_Croissant3546

    9 ай бұрын

    @@legoshorts7818 bro is the definition of 🤓

  • @danko_rosete

    @danko_rosete

    9 ай бұрын

    he ran out of things to talk about from this dimension

  • @ThatOneGammaRay
    @ThatOneGammaRay29 күн бұрын

    English is basically if you chewed up all latin languages, spat it on the sidewalk, and mixed in some extra borrowing

  • @Owl_Kosky
    @Owl_Kosky3 күн бұрын

    Choir is some mental gymnastics to follow the way you explained it 😂

  • @gri.0
    @gri.07 ай бұрын

    "your new born baby is healthy, or is it?" *intense vsauce music starts playing*

  • @Uncle_the_one_shot_kid

    @Uncle_the_one_shot_kid

    7 ай бұрын

    "Your bed is pretty clean or is it" intense vsauce music radits from your bed

  • @taitano12

    @taitano12

    7 ай бұрын

    "Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."

  • @gri.0

    @gri.0

    7 ай бұрын

    "... babies also have soft spots, which need to harden from nutrition, which means your baby could be a cannibal, BUT..."@@taitano12

  • @FloppaStudios_

    @FloppaStudios_

    7 ай бұрын

    Gh can make the f[u]ck sound *intense vsauce mucis starts playing*

  • @novanebulous1999

    @novanebulous1999

    7 ай бұрын

    You are alive *pulls gun* or are you?

  • @static_rn
    @static_rn8 ай бұрын

    "The GH makes a fuck sound."

  • @Floor773

    @Floor773

    8 ай бұрын

    the way vsauce says it is so funny lol

  • @miketeavee3085

    @miketeavee3085

    8 ай бұрын

    oed the ghoque? gh=enough o=done que=unique

  • @static_rn

    @static_rn

    8 ай бұрын

    @@miketeavee3085 bi-bisexual bi-bisexual bibi now means bye bye

  • @lucasb8828

    @lucasb8828

    8 ай бұрын

    @@CalvinIsA4YearOldBabyBoyIRLhe is just joking

  • @snasmania

    @snasmania

    8 ай бұрын

    I READ THIS COMMENT AS SOON AS THAT PART WAS SAID LOL

  • @monkey_D_luffy68132
    @monkey_D_luffy6813218 күн бұрын

    We can make a whole ass new language with this tactic💀

  • @WitherRagewastaken
    @WitherRagewastaken10 күн бұрын

    He's rethinking his choices at the end

  • @HasekuraIsuna
    @HasekuraIsuna11 ай бұрын

    A Swedish language professor recently said "we only accept the weird quirks of English because the language is so common and we know it"

  • @UNLONDON

    @UNLONDON

    10 ай бұрын

    Bro english is full of contradictions

  • @Reyob

    @Reyob

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@UNLONDONlet me introduce you to romance languages...

  • @UNLONDON

    @UNLONDON

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Reyob bruh, I speak Spanish

  • @Reyob

    @Reyob

    10 ай бұрын

    @@UNLONDON and I speak French and both our language are mess up

  • @UNLONDON

    @UNLONDON

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Reyob bro what were Romans thinking

  • @kosc88
    @kosc88 Жыл бұрын

    If you realize that silent letters are a thing, you can basically write any combination of letters and spell it however you want.

  • @govinddwivedi582

    @govinddwivedi582

    Жыл бұрын

    You just hacked the universe.😮

  • @patu8010

    @patu8010

    Жыл бұрын

    What did you say about my mother?!

  • @fragglegoth

    @fragglegoth

    Жыл бұрын

    Monstrous!! (That's the first M in mnemonic, the second O in chocolate, the N in damn! the S in apropos the TR is true the OU in coup the S in bourgeois)

  • @TheEpicNoob

    @TheEpicNoob

    Жыл бұрын

    ⁠@@fragglegoth so, you’re saying “Trou”?

  • @Ducksaregreat

    @Ducksaregreat

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheEpicNoob he’s saying true

  • @yourstruly-jasmine
    @yourstruly-jasmineАй бұрын

    Thanks VSAUCE, I think it this video at least 4 times a week now.

  • @foxplanet2.0
    @foxplanet2.011 күн бұрын

    POV: When you don’t get sleep

  • @kkm969
    @kkm969 Жыл бұрын

    VSauce seems to be only guy who could explain flat earthers that Earth is a sphere.

  • @gwen9642

    @gwen9642

    Жыл бұрын

    He would rather explain spherists why Earth should be flat.

  • @Im-BAD-at-satire

    @Im-BAD-at-satire

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.

  • @YoureRightIThink

    @YoureRightIThink

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Im-BAD-at-satireso flat earthers are not completely wrong just outdated in that The Earth WAS a disk and it collapsed turning into a sphere lol

  • @lekirbgames1644

    @lekirbgames1644

    Жыл бұрын

    @@YoureRightIThinki will believe, for my sanity, that you said that jokingly

  • @UndeadAlv

    @UndeadAlv

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lekirbgames1644 my exact reaction HAHAHAH

  • @urann6561
    @urann6561 Жыл бұрын

    As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is

  • @Dearth_Vader

    @Dearth_Vader

    11 ай бұрын

    Just forward all complaints to the french, its 90% their fault anyhow

  • @matthewwaller8784

    @matthewwaller8784

    11 ай бұрын

    English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists. That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.

  • @urann6561

    @urann6561

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.

  • @N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine

    @N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine

    11 ай бұрын

    Same I've been learning english since I was a child so I'm kinda accustomed to it actually

  • @eglol

    @eglol

    11 ай бұрын

    Forecastle

  • @theninjustice138
    @theninjustice13817 күн бұрын

    We need more of these to make a secret Vsauce language

  • Ай бұрын

    Shakespeare would be proud of the confusion this causes. Imagine a whole dictionary of Vsauce spellings.

  • @SunnyTheHornbill

    @SunnyTheHornbill

    26 күн бұрын

    sub ur everywhere

  • @vishnujith83
    @vishnujith83 Жыл бұрын

    VSauce is creating his own language

  • @generalgrievous8311

    @generalgrievous8311

    Жыл бұрын

    Wdym? He’s just showing us the side of English that is already there, but no one wants to see. Except for me tbh.

  • @duckified.

    @duckified.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@generalgrievous8311 i mean, it's english, just used incorrectly. you COULD make your own language based off of that

  • @jacob6360

    @jacob6360

    Жыл бұрын

    @@generalgrievous8311 damn we got the Language Lieutenant here

  • @EvanVilux

    @EvanVilux

    Жыл бұрын

    i already did it and its been like 10 days I've been using that

  • @generalgrievous8311

    @generalgrievous8311

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jacob6360 I think you meant to say, “Ah yes, the negotiator.”

  • @justfiddlinaround1128
    @justfiddlinaround1128 Жыл бұрын

    That's what happens when your a germanic language and you adopt French spelling rules.

  • @Tiotic_Destiny

    @Tiotic_Destiny

    Жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @colbyboucher6391

    @colbyboucher6391

    Жыл бұрын

    My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility

  • @brrrrrr

    @brrrrrr

    Жыл бұрын

    3 languages in a trench coat moment

  • @AmirRazan

    @AmirRazan

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@brrrrrr Ah yes, English + German + French = International Language Of Communication

  • @bensoncheung2801

    @bensoncheung2801

    Жыл бұрын

    @@colbyboucher6391 Poultry?

  • @ydrib6086
    @ydrib6086Ай бұрын

    this is how it feels to read or write while being high

  • @charismathis9210
    @charismathis92109 күн бұрын

    These people just find a way to make my dyslexia worse every day

  • @gagandeepsingh8392
    @gagandeepsingh839210 ай бұрын

    Bro turned English into a calculus problem 💀

  • @nightglide_

    @nightglide_

    9 ай бұрын

    And made the wavy shape on the graph into an amogus 💀

  • @heotapgym-piggym2460

    @heotapgym-piggym2460

    9 ай бұрын

    Kaokyulits

  • @Thatguyelijah1

    @Thatguyelijah1

    9 ай бұрын

    oed

  • @grigris7755
    @grigris7755 Жыл бұрын

    English Teacher: Spelling rules! Vsauce: But what if…

  • @lowceyn2875

    @lowceyn2875

    Жыл бұрын

    English Teacher: Who let him cook again?

  • @flavioivanaj6651

    @flavioivanaj6651

    Жыл бұрын

    But what are grammar rules?

  • @yeltsakcir8468

    @yeltsakcir8468

    Жыл бұрын

    @Dont_click_this_profile I gotchu bro, I wont read your name, dont worry

  • @mdoerkse

    @mdoerkse

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean spelling rules?

  • @grigris7755

    @grigris7755

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mdoerkse good point 😅

  • @pedrell_vanalcocero
    @pedrell_vanalcocero7 күн бұрын

    As a student of phonetics and phonology, this tears down, kicks and sets on fire everything I've learned

  • @TheKidGamer5
    @TheKidGamer5Ай бұрын

    "C-wh-wh-why-WHY"😂

  • @CivicRadar
    @CivicRadar Жыл бұрын

    Man really started going insane in the end " Why why WHY *WHY* " 💀💀

  • @dawnstag7267

    @dawnstag7267

    Жыл бұрын

    Ho ho HO HO*

  • @CivicRadar

    @CivicRadar

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dawnstag7267 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @marisakirisame1st

    @marisakirisame1st

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@dawnstag7267 is that what santa says when he reads the wish lists?

  • @hmascuba

    @hmascuba

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@marisakirisame1st yes!!! I now truly understand Santa's feelings towards humanity existence. "HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!" 🤣🤦‍♂️

  • @hmascuba

    @hmascuba

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Dont_click_this_profile_ Ok 👌👍

  • @f1_ciao
    @f1_ciao10 ай бұрын

    "The gh makes the f*ck sound"💀

  • @robosing225

    @robosing225

    10 ай бұрын

    Ghch gh is fff sound and ch makes k sound like in enoch. So ghch it.

  • @Eviesg_furrytherian

    @Eviesg_furrytherian

    10 ай бұрын

    My dirty mind heard that too 💀

  • @softicecream3322

    @softicecream3322

    10 ай бұрын

    🥨

  • @Orthodoxan

    @Orthodoxan

    10 ай бұрын

    Bro really copied me and got more likes 😭

  • @f1_ciao

    @f1_ciao

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Orthodoxan bruh i didn't even see your comment

  • @IDontHaveACreativeHandle
    @IDontHaveACreativeHandle2 күн бұрын

    'tseapt' could translate to 'sought', as 'ts' in tsunami makes an 's', 'ea' in 'sean' makes an 'aw / ough' and 'pt' in pterodactyl makes a 't'. Therefore leaving you with 'sought'.

  • @nickv4937
    @nickv4937Ай бұрын

    a video where he has an actual genuine reaction at the end... *hes sentient guys we didnt lose him*

  • @SB-br4lt
    @SB-br4lt Жыл бұрын

    Bro created his own language 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Sana.banana.

    @Sana.banana.

    Жыл бұрын

    372 comments and no likes? Wait-

  • @ZAR-ZARRAY

    @ZAR-ZARRAY

    Жыл бұрын

    fax

  • @zelithfang2365

    @zelithfang2365

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah man, you could 100% make a written and maybe spoken fully coded secretly language by doing this and people would be certain you speaking gibberish

  • @kkbad4009

    @kkbad4009

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean he remixed english 💀

  • @somerandomdude1769

    @somerandomdude1769

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@kkbad4009 *remixed

  • @aife293
    @aife293 Жыл бұрын

    Send this to your friends that are learning English as their second language. They will never sleep again.

  • @QwonDrea

    @QwonDrea

    Жыл бұрын

    English is my first language and I’m still never sleeping again

  • @p.hardy9372

    @p.hardy9372

    11 ай бұрын

    Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.

  • @bennettdees853

    @bennettdees853

    11 ай бұрын

    r/foundsatan

  • @anandjd-wx7gq

    @anandjd-wx7gq

    11 ай бұрын

    i have english as a second language and this is kinda dumb

  • @N-5J

    @N-5J

    11 ай бұрын

    bro, it is my second language, and yep, i will never sleep again, i was like :o wtf, was i wrong all my life?.

  • @patrikbernhardsson2391
    @patrikbernhardsson2391Ай бұрын

    "Take me to tolot" -Hozier

  • @hostiledodo1150
    @hostiledodo1150Ай бұрын

    This is like when you stare at the word "of" too long and it no longer makes sense

  • @bron-yr-aur7990
    @bron-yr-aur7990 Жыл бұрын

    This is the moment Michael truly started questioning his actions.

  • @RyanSoltani

    @RyanSoltani

    Жыл бұрын

    He began asking the real hard hitting questions

  • @fimy8492

    @fimy8492

    Жыл бұрын

    Love ur pfp lol

  • @antonmakarenko3271

    @antonmakarenko3271

    Жыл бұрын

    Or did he?

  • @glacietheglaceon5584

    @glacietheglaceon5584

    Жыл бұрын

    HE BEGAN ASKING HO 😮

  • @tcjgaming9813

    @tcjgaming9813

    Жыл бұрын

    As someone that speaks malay, i would say malay is a phonetically consistent language despite it using the same alphabet as english

  • @freedombaby64
    @freedombaby64 Жыл бұрын

    Tutorial on how to give a Non Native speaker a headache:

  • @Zlegotube

    @Zlegotube

    Жыл бұрын

    native sparkers too, not just the non-native speakers

  • @EBGamez1

    @EBGamez1

    Жыл бұрын

    69th like :)

  • @franklinfrias9550

    @franklinfrias9550

    Жыл бұрын

    As a non native speaker, I can confirm

  • @misusedchair

    @misusedchair

    Жыл бұрын

    As a native this makes me want to cry

  • @darodes

    @darodes

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Zlegotube I was just about to say the same thing 😂

  • @MVCEEEEEE
    @MVCEEEEEEКүн бұрын

    The first time vsauce shows any bit of human emotion

  • @ozzy6852
    @ozzy685221 күн бұрын

    As a dyslexic person this is exactly why sounding out the words didn’t work for me. They just don’t follow any rules or the rules they do follow were to convoluted for me to pick up on naturally. It also amazes me that almost everyone just subconsciously picks up on this without even thinking about it. They just know somehow without needing to be taught.

  • @BRUHmemerOMG_ANTI-YFGA_
    @BRUHmemerOMG_ANTI-YFGA_7 ай бұрын

    “The GH makes a FU- sound.”

  • @savagemoney2008

    @savagemoney2008

    7 ай бұрын

    Ghuck

  • @rudmillahnowrin9151

    @rudmillahnowrin9151

    7 ай бұрын

    F***

  • @MR_EGG-ex5xh

    @MR_EGG-ex5xh

    7 ай бұрын

    Ghk

  • @LucyTheGoose103

    @LucyTheGoose103

    7 ай бұрын

    Ghuque

  • @melneldell2187

    @melneldell2187

    7 ай бұрын

    french: phoqe

  • @neonryder8897
    @neonryder88979 ай бұрын

    This could put an English teacher into a medical coma

  • @Kitty-sitty

    @Kitty-sitty

    9 ай бұрын

    Awh hell naw man-

  • @pacmanfuzbearstoodioz2646

    @pacmanfuzbearstoodioz2646

    9 ай бұрын

    oh shoot.

  • @robbobthebot7359

    @robbobthebot7359

    9 ай бұрын

    i hope it puts mine in one

  • @MAFalaq
    @MAFalaq17 күн бұрын

    So Santa has been saying "why" this whole time

  • @InStroudwetrustCJ
    @InStroudwetrustCJ15 сағат бұрын

    You’re technically right and technically wrong because in those words, they have special letters that make them that sound called rules and without these rules and without those letters, they don’t make that sound they make their normal sound

  • @_yellow
    @_yellow Жыл бұрын

    This is what happens when you haven't had a spelling reform for over 500 years

  • @rorysmith1709

    @rorysmith1709

    Жыл бұрын

    What is a spelling reform?

  • @michaelsimmons8213

    @michaelsimmons8213

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rorysmith1709 when nations realize their language is poop so they alter/change it

  • @BrutusAlbion

    @BrutusAlbion

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.

  • @ae3qe27u3

    @ae3qe27u3

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority. We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color

  • @thorr18BEM

    @thorr18BEM

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.

  • @imnobodybye236
    @imnobodybye236 Жыл бұрын

    "English isn't a language, it's 2 languages in a trench coat pretending to be one" Vsauce:

  • @axelprino

    @axelprino

    Жыл бұрын

    More like 3

  • @blakksheep736

    @blakksheep736

    Жыл бұрын

    ​​​@@axelprino plus its pockets full of at least 50 other languages' homework.

  • @GrooveScorpion

    @GrooveScorpion

    Жыл бұрын

    Michael*

  • @edwinmaster7326

    @edwinmaster7326

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GrooveScorpion *Mneeyechhull (MNEmonic, EYE, yaCHt, HULL)

  • @justynpryce

    @justynpryce

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@edwinmaster7326Nichael

  • @maesgaming01410
    @maesgaming01410Ай бұрын

    Imagine an entire book written like this 😂

  • @CrazyDiamondo
    @CrazyDiamondo14 күн бұрын

    Bro invented new english

  • @wiffleberrie
    @wiffleberrie11 ай бұрын

    bro's making a whole new language💀

  • @ThatPixelHistory

    @ThatPixelHistory

    10 ай бұрын

    Frr

  • @YuMz69

    @YuMz69

    10 ай бұрын

    He is speaking with his galactic might Only those with infinite knowledge understand it

  • @littlegamers1693

    @littlegamers1693

    10 ай бұрын

    Nah, bro fixing the English language

  • @morrownow

    @morrownow

    10 ай бұрын

    Or is he?

  • @engtilde

    @engtilde

    10 ай бұрын

    Really?? What’s it called

  • @CDiddy2795
    @CDiddy279510 ай бұрын

    This is how the Irish name their kids

  • @pootispastry397

    @pootispastry397

    9 ай бұрын

    what do you mean!? Caoimhe is a totally normal spelling for a name!!!

  • @Vexatious_Humanoid

    @Vexatious_Humanoid

    9 ай бұрын

    Welll- Seán and Sinéad are aren’t THAT bad

  • @agentfelixscpit

    @agentfelixscpit

    9 ай бұрын

    Kauywerlei is the name of my irish friend LMAO

  • @wigwagstudios2474

    @wigwagstudios2474

    9 ай бұрын

    Every time I see “Sinead” I immediately read it as “Sine wave”

  • @Nokoo_Taken

    @Nokoo_Taken

    9 ай бұрын

    Polish people just write random letters for example Grzegorz brżęczyszczykiewicz ⏫ Perfectly normal polish name

  • @user-pe4eo8wp4n
    @user-pe4eo8wp4nАй бұрын

    the way he casually almost cursed

  • @hipeople3414
    @hipeople3414Ай бұрын

    bro is creating a whole new language

  • @ghoststare
    @ghoststare Жыл бұрын

    Private Language teachers when your card declines:

  • @Skolg3r77
    @Skolg3r77 Жыл бұрын

    Only Michael can make sense of a cat accidentally walk across the keyboard

  • @dutch_and_dimes

    @dutch_and_dimes

    Жыл бұрын

    "Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare" "Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"

  • @suvikhyasiingh6073

    @suvikhyasiingh6073

    Жыл бұрын

    hello cat

  • @kasagrim7215

    @kasagrim7215

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something

  • @MLTangerine

    @MLTangerine

    Жыл бұрын

    Cats hold the forbidden knowledge

  • @alexcrowder1673

    @alexcrowder1673

    Жыл бұрын

    Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.

  • @ukrainetutel
    @ukrainetutel18 күн бұрын

    vsauce rlly made santa say why why why for christmas

  • @mangalikadanasekara1933
    @mangalikadanasekara193322 күн бұрын

    The best part is that "or is it"

  • @themorrigan1312
    @themorrigan1312 Жыл бұрын

    I need an entire language crafted out of this sort of insanity. It sounds like perfectly fine English when spoken, but when written, it looks like a code even Alan Turing couldn't've cracked

  • @HL1_EP1

    @HL1_EP1

    Жыл бұрын

    Aren't many languages like this? Though they don't use the same alphabet.

  • @red.bread.redemption2

    @red.bread.redemption2

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@HL1_EP1 №²

  • @fuery.

    @fuery.

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr like someone reads it out to you and it sounds fine, but you try to read it and it looks like absolute gibberish

  • @PIKL_Creep

    @PIKL_Creep

    Жыл бұрын

    Danish

  • @MistahGamah

    @MistahGamah

    Жыл бұрын

    This is just English if you're not a native speaker

  • @_PVRITY_
    @_PVRITY_ Жыл бұрын

    Michael has come into contact with beings of a higher plain of existence and can now spell in 4D

  • @Just-Schizo

    @Just-Schizo

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh no! Michael come back to us! ❤

  • @ericburton1244

    @ericburton1244

    Жыл бұрын

    You’re spelling in 4D right now. Length, width, depth, time. We’re 4 dimensional beings already. He would have to be spelling in FIVE (at least!) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fireblade295

    @fireblade295

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@ericburton1244incorrect. We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer. 4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.

  • @crnkmnky

    @crnkmnky

    Жыл бұрын

    All I can say to that is _Anuk Su Namun…_

  • @jimhim585

    @jimhim585

    Жыл бұрын

    Plain

  • @marwynnsworld9390
    @marwynnsworld939029 күн бұрын

    I always love his catchphrase of “or is it?”

  • @beneheld3946
    @beneheld39465 күн бұрын

    „This is air, heh, it’s the thing that helps us breath“ *“Or is it?“*

  • @anemoia6
    @anemoia6 Жыл бұрын

    there isnt a more iconic man on the internet than vsauce

  • @wilfordbrimley1506

    @wilfordbrimley1506

    Жыл бұрын

    Rwally he's the only KZreadr my grandma knows

  • @Dr.Appleboi

    @Dr.Appleboi

    Жыл бұрын

    Chris Chan

  • @Stod1988

    @Stod1988

    Жыл бұрын

    Or is it?

  • @Zoom15000

    @Zoom15000

    Жыл бұрын

    So iconic you call him "vsauce" and not his actual name Michael

  • @JacobHayden911

    @JacobHayden911

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Stod1988 Oh is there?*

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 Жыл бұрын

    This is what people do whenever they're trying to come up with a new baby name.

  • @alvaro93364

    @alvaro93364

    Жыл бұрын

    Is it just me or do white people come up with the weirdest names?

  • @dodekaedius

    @dodekaedius

    Жыл бұрын

    Or a new gender

  • @Brugarune

    @Brugarune

    Жыл бұрын

    dont show this video to elon musk!

  • @bland9876

    @bland9876

    8 ай бұрын

    y? @@Brugarune

  • @gilbertrichardson6524
    @gilbertrichardson65248 күн бұрын

    When ever the “or is it” happens I raise an eyebrow

  • @ItsmeK-ud5dq
    @ItsmeK-ud5dq5 күн бұрын

    The last one be wild though

  • @cheesemancer7039
    @cheesemancer70399 ай бұрын

    Vsauce finally reveals his native language

  • @abracadabra-eb2fz

    @abracadabra-eb2fz

    8 ай бұрын

    Broo 💀💀💀

  • @kaihein4324

    @kaihein4324

    8 ай бұрын

    Hahahaaa

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan Жыл бұрын

    Micheal, look at me Micheal. You don't have to do this. DON'T DO IT MICHEAL

  • @Michael-js6gp

    @Michael-js6gp

    Жыл бұрын

    Michael*

  • @osheridan

    @osheridan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Michael-js6gp Mykle

  • @pacipathyep

    @pacipathyep

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@osheridan emikl

  • @SentientMeatbag

    @SentientMeatbag

    Жыл бұрын

    *Mbeyequyl (Mb from limb, eye from eye, qu from quiche, yl from Pennsylvania)

  • @frocco7125

    @frocco7125

    Жыл бұрын

    MICHAEL! *COUGH COUGH GASP* MICHAELLL! DON'T LEAVE ME HE- *COUGH* MICHAEL!

  • @Ivansky1
    @Ivansky1Ай бұрын

    On ‘Choir’ the ‘I’ plays a role to make the ‘AI’ sound. So, if anything it should be ‘HOI,’ NOT ‘HO.’ That would just make ‘Wh’ and NOT ‘WHY’!!!!!

  • @memeilin7524
    @memeilin752424 күн бұрын

    Thats exactly English teacher's nightmare lmfao

  • @manuelbenito1700
    @manuelbenito1700 Жыл бұрын

    English being the most phonetically consistent it can be:

  • @renato7184

    @renato7184

    Жыл бұрын

    Stop please

  • @seveneyes77

    @seveneyes77

    Жыл бұрын

    True

  • @insoars7779

    @insoars7779

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@renato7184 tut up

  • @raineveeraine

    @raineveeraine

    Жыл бұрын

    so true

  • @kittyfangz5262

    @kittyfangz5262

    Жыл бұрын

    i think i know just a little too much about linguistics because this comment section is making my pedantic alarm go off

  • @cloudytheconqueror6180
    @cloudytheconqueror6180 Жыл бұрын

    English is a perfectly balanced language with no exploits

  • @KBird204

    @KBird204

    Жыл бұрын

    Based reference 👑

  • @arthgamz1242

    @arthgamz1242

    Жыл бұрын

    *sips tea bri'ishly

  • @stephendonovan9084

    @stephendonovan9084

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m getting wobbled in my favorite language, what should I do

  • @dylansickinger545

    @dylansickinger545

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s not a big it’s a feature

  • @ryanm.3776

    @ryanm.3776

    Жыл бұрын

    a queensman here, through and through

  • @Latetree
    @LatetreeАй бұрын

    We could invent a new language with this

  • @MelanieMyL0V3
    @MelanieMyL0V33 күн бұрын

    This is how my reading test be I swear 💀

  • @nisbahmumtaz909
    @nisbahmumtaz909 Жыл бұрын

    the FUGH sound is the closest we're going to hear him curse

  • @BingusDingusLingus

    @BingusDingusLingus

    Жыл бұрын

    He has sworn lol😊

  • @InstagramUser2

    @InstagramUser2

    Жыл бұрын

    I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!

  • @bighillraft

    @bighillraft

    Жыл бұрын

    you obviously haven't watched his video about swear words, or his collabs with iDubbbz

  • @TrollMan_Music_REAL

    @TrollMan_Music_REAL

    Жыл бұрын

    Ye

  • @matthijsweststrate5552

    @matthijsweststrate5552

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@InstagramUser2☝️🤓

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