Short answer: no Long answer: you can pick up a car with 2 phone books

@GoodAtStuf

4 жыл бұрын

Oook

@sharkcraft8568

4 жыл бұрын

@@Karol-le9bt Vsause man? His name is Micheal Stevens.

@dylanangel6899

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@Evtascafiltpvadcsflloliltefsat

4 жыл бұрын

Sharkcraft and?

@ratatouille8185

4 жыл бұрын

Gage Slagle love this comment

“No officer, I did not punch that man. He just felt the electrons from my fist at a subatomic distance.”

@danielm6725

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ayuwoki453

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo

@73v3l8

3 жыл бұрын

“Whats the difference”

@busystudying6711

3 жыл бұрын

@@73v3l8 “my atoms resisted him. Therefore I never touched him”

@riddhirajbhattacharjya4441

3 жыл бұрын

I heard this joke in an animated video

7:40 God how I miss the days of old KZread.

@prymexxxx

Ай бұрын

The content. Maybe. The website design. Not so much

@Vicus_of_Utrecht

Ай бұрын

I miss Geocities.

i use the “the dog will eat it” rule

Title: "Is The 5-Second Rule True?" 5 seconds in: "Bananas are radioactive."

@echoskelet

5 жыл бұрын

Wait people watch it? I just stopped after he asked the question...'its always too long ' so i go for the comments..its a lot more enjoyable.

@henrykcabak7979

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't it why people watch him? That's at least my reason for that, i watch Vsauce for radioactive bananas. Yes i just said that.

@echoskelet

5 жыл бұрын

@@henrykcabak7979 radioactivne banany

@GavalsSteel

5 жыл бұрын

Aubrie Elliott Vsauce: bananas are radioactive Me: god damn it Chernobyl

@chunchunmaru2760

4 жыл бұрын

5 minutes in: Quantum physics

I use the "is the food good enough to risk infection from rule"

@DarkDragonProductions-

8 жыл бұрын

That is a good rule

@Ezfxx

7 жыл бұрын

good rule 😊

@deathmetalthrashmetal5746

7 жыл бұрын

laugh my fucking ass off man

@Sky-de7oy

7 жыл бұрын

good idea

@jasont.9559

7 жыл бұрын

buuuurn! Are you feelin' it Moo5?

Vsauce is one of those youtubers whose video style never really changes and I love it.

@That_weird_mf

3 ай бұрын

Fr😭

I cannot stress enough how great this channel was and is. These trains of thought are so thoroughly explored and so well researched that the usual ten-minute runtime provides a deep pool of research. Thank you, Michael, and everyone involved in these studies. Your work will be remembered and cherished by many!

I'm faster I catch my food in air

@noredine

8 жыл бұрын

+Dessert Limbo but there is also aerosolized bacteria ;)

@dessertlimbo

8 жыл бұрын

Noureddine Madkour DAMN YOU! (but wouldnt it get dirty when I just hold it?)

@noredine

8 жыл бұрын

+Dessert Limbo Doesn't that mean it was already dirty when you held it the 1st time D: . is this the 1st stage of germophobia?

@dessertlimbo

8 жыл бұрын

Noureddine Madkour well I'll eat it anyways in air or on the ground :3

@chuy7880

8 жыл бұрын

+Dessert Limbo embrace the salmonella

Just imagine if he was your science teacher

@lyfecresent7509

4 жыл бұрын

Nightmares are gonna happen to those people

@recksroller2220

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@neckslicer

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl, would be the best dream come true

@infogames2724

4 жыл бұрын

Then he will never come to class he will always be in his 'minefield' tuition

@saranghaettosaranghaedeoji2902

4 жыл бұрын

Noice

3:35 so no officer, I did not body slam that kid

0:48 the way michael subtly drops the banana without a care is just so funny to me 😂

"If nobody saw it, eat it rule"

@TheBrandonGame

5 жыл бұрын

The best rule

@helloworld2409

5 жыл бұрын

For me its brush it off rule

@sonushaw1615

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@kanroji6447

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@DantesInferno96

5 жыл бұрын

My rule lmao

i can't believe this is from 8 years ago, this man seems so fluent and catchy even today

@ohalfacoke5329

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Vsauce for you Almost all of his videos are Very entertaining And Informative

@Goomba456

3 жыл бұрын

Especially since only 2 years before this he created the "masterpiece" super fart bros

@boobs6143

3 жыл бұрын

Well it’s seems like his camera equipment and the way he talks is from the time your watching it at, crazy

@boobs6143

3 жыл бұрын

@@cgplays9 can you stop being a bitch lmao

@wuffalo

3 жыл бұрын

@@cgplays9 oh but you still find ways to be one Bryan

It’s only when Vsause brings up the old KZread i realizes how old this video is. This content is truly timeless

I’ve discovered you recently but I have to admit that every video you’ve done it’s absolutely entertaining 🎉❤

Is the 5 Second Rule True? Michael: “Well first, we’re gonna need to define “the”

@sharkprisoner1909

3 жыл бұрын

Solid joke but what about “is”? We need to start at the true beginning lol

@jackrivera4398

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharkprisoner1909 before we learn about "is" we need to learn about "true"

@borndrago

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackrivera4398 before we learn about "the" we need to learn what is "food"

@talktime_s

3 жыл бұрын

Uh touch

@spamtonneo4630

2 жыл бұрын

@@talktime_s touch? Me?

Vsauce was VERY ahead of his time. His old videos would still be amazing even if they were made today.

@WatercraftGames

2 жыл бұрын

Bananas are fantastic

@blackridge2638

2 жыл бұрын

It was only 8 years ago. Relax.

@shrisks5760

2 жыл бұрын

V

@justmehere_

2 жыл бұрын

its more like the videos are timeless, the information is very well articulated and laid out, it's always entertaining to come back and watch, the production quality itself (editing, animation, presentation, etc.) is REALLY good too, and at least for me I seem to always learn something new, or come to a newer understanding of stuff he talked about when I didn't understand it too well the first time or I just forgot. It all makes it worth rewatching in the future

@WretchedRaymond45

2 жыл бұрын

Dude true

Only Michael can make a yes or no question into a 10 minute long video

Thats gotta be one of my favorite Vsauce intros ever

People: “The 5-second rule” Michael: 0:24-0:46 “The 22 second rule”

@Boomshteck

4 жыл бұрын

24 seconds*

@Xheooon

4 жыл бұрын

Matias Piredda 46-24=22

@loriscolangeli6142

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xheooon not true 46-24 = 73 learn math

@feridebexheti5277

4 жыл бұрын

@@Boomshteck learn math

@aeuaueuaue4478

4 жыл бұрын

Just a random dude please tell me this is a joke

Purposefully drop banana* “This is unfortunate”

@hairyputter5363

4 жыл бұрын

Picks it up. Drops again. Banana:😔

@majdaasee4744

4 жыл бұрын

Banana abuse

@LarsXV

4 жыл бұрын

Poor banana

@marcobonera838

4 жыл бұрын

@@majdaasee4744 Banabuse

@CasualBlink

4 жыл бұрын

Josiah McGhee this is unfortunate

5:09 I remember having always wondered why and finding out on this show and commenting on it on my now deleted youtube channel 4 years ago :(

The "five second rule" should be called the "Rule that lets people eat food of the floor"

How about the "my immune system can handle this" rule :D

@TheWalf999

6 жыл бұрын

Still dangerous

@Mihomike

6 жыл бұрын

I can handle the danger ^^

@daappr

6 жыл бұрын

fun and games until you get salmonella

@adamsanders6614

6 жыл бұрын

whats salmonella?

@daappr

6 жыл бұрын

its a disease that turns you into a salmon

Me:picks food in 4.99 seconds Bacteria: *ANGRY AS FUK

@Adambenhmida0000

5 жыл бұрын

llol your channel sucks nice name

@aaa-vx8ke

5 жыл бұрын

But it gets on in a millisecond

@alex-mr9qr

5 жыл бұрын

llol your Channel sucks

@Adambenhmida0000

5 жыл бұрын

SleepyGaming r/wooosh

@coolcatcastle8

5 жыл бұрын

Xbox_ Gamer r/woooosh

I Came To Watch Him Simply Say “No” But Some Reason It’s A 10 Minute Video.

He is amazing for tricking me constantly into knowledge

Michael: "This is unfortunate" no Michael that is a banana

@tuesdaywithanh

4 жыл бұрын

Top noch dad joke right here

@craigsnortsfruitshoots2811

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s a fricking seagull

@pichu2364

4 жыл бұрын

No, its a baby

@mrplumpkin_x3c

4 жыл бұрын

@@tuesdaywithanh Top **notch** spelling right here.

@tuesdaywithanh

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrplumpkin_x3c my apologies, I now realize I have a minor spelling error. My point got across, and I actually don't mind getting my spelling corrected in a friendly manner. However, I don't appreciate the dose of passive aggressiveness, and that's the *t*.

“is the 5 second rule true?” “no” “and as always thanks for watching”

@suborgtfo.4433

4 жыл бұрын

Lol haha

@MiniRam_14

4 жыл бұрын

Well yeah basically what e says

@danielz1666

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that would be a short video

@freds2150

3 жыл бұрын

"Awesome Imma sub this is really in depth"

@unsubscribenow9052

3 жыл бұрын

lol you WISH those were his videos so do i...

0:29 I say the 0 second rule. I believe it transfers almost immediately.

“This is unfortunate.”

"Is the five seconds rule true?" *5 min later* "molecular dynamics"

@user-cd4bx6uq1y

3 жыл бұрын

9

@deedatbogabong7415

3 жыл бұрын

Michael does not fail to amaze me

@griefing7487

3 жыл бұрын

everything is made of molecules so it makes sense

@PULVERIZER01

3 жыл бұрын

@@griefing7487 but no one would expect that from a vid asking a simple question such as "is the 5 second rule true?" (barring ppl who know vsause lo)

@griefing7487

3 жыл бұрын

@@PULVERIZER01 there is no other way of addressing if the rule is true or not without mentioning bacteria and molecules doe

Is the 5-second rule true? Short answer: no Long answer: 0:00

@ALIALI-yp4dp

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@brysonsirus7747

4 жыл бұрын

The whole point is to explain the answer scientifically so you can learn..... Ok??

@skinwalker_schizo4526

4 жыл бұрын

@@brysonsirus7747 r/woooosh

@rykxh1025

4 жыл бұрын

@@skinwalker_schizo4526 more like r/teacher wannabe/woooosh

@ruper0

4 жыл бұрын

@@skinwalker_schizo4526 this is not reddit you can remove the "r/" now

6:21 i drifted off for a second and snapped back right at this sentence and wondered what the hell he was talking about

If you press W you add 2 times more bacteria to your finger.

@thebroboards

10 ай бұрын

W comment

@wigley7610

28 күн бұрын

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I have never seen any human being peel a banana like that in the entire history of my existence.

@freds2150

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty short one then

@Corn0nTheCobb

3 жыл бұрын

@@freds2150 I'm 31 and I've never seen someone snap a banana in half to peel it

@freds2150

3 жыл бұрын

@@Corn0nTheCobb lol no I was kidding neither have I.

@ginjadingo2941

3 жыл бұрын

shabnam noureen it’s actually op. So much cleaner.

@iatemyshit3800

3 жыл бұрын

He’s pretty genius, I’m gonna start doing that now.

I dont use the '5 second rule' excuse, i use the 'ive done so many things that are considered gross that my immune system is probably good enough that i dont need to give a crap' excuse

@g0d5m15t4k3

2 жыл бұрын

Ah the "I'm a filthy ape anyway. What's some extra bacteria?" rule.

@alexamderhamiltom5238

Жыл бұрын

covid : "yo.. you guys ｌｉｖｅ like this?"

@Temerityofficial21201

Жыл бұрын

@@g0d5m15t4k3 same

@guy1849

Жыл бұрын

@@alexamderhamiltom5238 literally “damn bitch you live like this?”

@samrowe2889

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 samn boat I can eat stuff like chicken that's been left out un refrigeratorted cook it and eat it then leave unthawed chickin in the fridge for several days before cooking and eating it

sometimes when im bored i put on of these vids on in the background and just chill, smth therepuedic abt this stuff

You want to know how fast? Grab two neodymium magnets and put them near each other, and the moment they are together, that's how fast.

I use the “give it to someone else” rule.

@aliyildirim5343

4 жыл бұрын

Hell is filled with people like you...

@ericgaudette4309

4 жыл бұрын

Ali Yildirim I’m looking for new recruits all the time.

@170subscriberswithnovideos8

4 жыл бұрын

legend

@centipedism

4 жыл бұрын

Jerk

@icehot900

4 жыл бұрын

Asshole

"Hey vsauce, michael here. and bananas are fantastic!" *video ends*

@Max_6200

Жыл бұрын

Your average 'vsauce out of context' video

@THE_MR_MAN

Жыл бұрын

yes

@mark_thurwanger

Жыл бұрын

“… and as always, thanks for watching.”

@THE_MR_MAN

Жыл бұрын

@@mark_thurwanger *next video plays*

@andistansbury4366

Жыл бұрын

​@@THE_MR_MAN See H infinite genocide go wc IV saw go IV saw go IV go giving thin wc job young oh go into fishermen o wc go VA oh egg oh job ad go echo run am do so so so do seem do to go go th th th go go hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop I'll I'll

I’m starting to watch your older videos! Good times 🥰

I saw this and remembered a incident where my Lil cousin ate chips that were laying on the ground for like hours/days. But he was fine instead I got sick

imagine someone telling vsauce to shut up and then he's like... *what IS shutting up* ?

@rykeranimations74

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever tells him to shut up must be crucified.

@faiyaz167

3 жыл бұрын

@@rykeranimations74 messed up, but i agree with you

@Slutology

3 жыл бұрын

@@rykeranimations74 yes

@friedpancakes266

3 жыл бұрын

And then he goes to shutting a door

@shadowstormd6697

3 жыл бұрын

you cant actually shut "up" or can you?

I swear to god, this person has an answer to every single midnight thought I have

@breazy832

2 жыл бұрын

Like why are you still single

@coolxg4357

2 жыл бұрын

@@breazy832 The forecast says it will be very Breazy tonight.

@Itsokay650

2 жыл бұрын

True

@MostDopeBrandon

2 жыл бұрын

God*

@rentataro

2 жыл бұрын

@@MostDopeBrandon lol?

I love that vsauce is so high quality and formulaic enough to wear they're all timeless, unless of course the research he used gets disproven in the future, but it'll always be entertaining atleast

The fact that he was able to talk for 10min about 5 only seconds is impressive

Here’s an alternative: the catch the food before it touches the floor rule

@thesillynugget619

3 жыл бұрын

Good point XD

@faouri.

3 жыл бұрын

good point xd

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

point x

@faouri.

3 жыл бұрын

imagine ruining the chain smh

@kailol4320

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah when that happens it is so satisfying lol

0:24 "This, is unfortunate"

@Dasmanfred

6 жыл бұрын

great meme

@funnyfish9360

6 жыл бұрын

That is so funny

@carsonl7150

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of the whole video.

@Yaboythatguy

6 жыл бұрын

h Gaming this is meme worthy

@mega_micro

Жыл бұрын

@@Yaboythatguy Yeah, would be cool if that was a meme

I remember I had a friend in primary school, she was a little strange. she dropped a piece of cheese out of a sandwich and it stuck to the pavement outside and then she picked it up swiftly and ate it straight away, saying "10 second rule" as she chewed on a gravelly cheese slice

Damn i didn’t knew that this video was old until he talked about his other channel

Food : **Falls on the floor** Bacteria : *Match begins in 5 seconds*

@COLMECTIGAMINGANDMORE

4 жыл бұрын

DoSpiiR unoriginal

@fluffymuffin4567

4 жыл бұрын

COLMECTI-GAMING AND MORE or is it?

@decyphxr8329

4 жыл бұрын

@@COLMECTIGAMINGANDMORE I never seen a meme like this

@user-qy1ws8lv5d

4 жыл бұрын

niceee

@kek6403

4 жыл бұрын

@@fluffymuffin4567 Nice.

* *thinks of all the things I've eaten off the ground* * F.

@kenzo5782

4 жыл бұрын

*f*

@shibiku8916

4 жыл бұрын

I'd think same and say.. yeah, our immune system is op ;D

@xxjojoxx-35

4 жыл бұрын

@@shibiku8916 it is OP but it have a waterslide for cancer cells. *F*

@Mrpabo.

4 жыл бұрын

Have u ever eaten and mushroom?? Then ur body is half dead

@aldervic6293

4 жыл бұрын

*F*

the fact that u made a 10 minute video about the 5 second rule absolutely astonishes me

Omg 11 years ago and it’s still good

Like Bart Simpson once said "if they fall on the floor then you want them more, because they come with extra toppings"

@sharon-gm3ih

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@barbara-annemcgregor1769

4 жыл бұрын

Let’s not think about modern Simpsons.

Just wait for 15 minutes and bacteria is legally allowed to leave

@johnm1048

6 жыл бұрын

Espada kurosaki lol

@fortnitefilms4552

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, wait 0.000000017 and it gets dirty... soooo wait 0.0000765 and u can leave according to ur time which is 4500 times the 5 second rule. What am i even saying?

@iluvmyswamp7948

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed out laud

@deezy4am383

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@super_1036

6 жыл бұрын

lol

If you're wondering if took him 23 seconds to eat the banana off the floor after he dropped it.

11 years and quality is as good as today

I don't understand why there is 2.9K dislikes in this video. Vsauce is Litterally educating you for free. Also, sorry if this is annoying​ but I have a KZread Channel called LightenStar-.. forget it

@icecreamjunkie6790

5 жыл бұрын

Not anymore, unfortunately. His old videos like this were the BEST. I wish he kept doing these.

@LightenStar

5 жыл бұрын

@@icecreamjunkie6790 Agreed.

@LightenStar

5 жыл бұрын

@@DevisingDevin But those dislike bots are controlled by someone.

@arandommodder7204

5 жыл бұрын

This video taught me more about science then a whole lesson in an 8th grade science class

@allenmanoj4527

5 жыл бұрын

Free Internet?

bro imagine the bacterie being like “hold on boys, we gotta wait 5 seconds or els- aw heck they picked it up”

@dumbass4204

3 жыл бұрын

"Shut up, clock in and load up'

@williamlucente2599

3 жыл бұрын

cool playlists

@ahard-daysnight6659

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamlucente2599 tahnk

@beyondtheaxis8816

3 жыл бұрын

Bro imagine making an original comment 😳

@kapriolenpfeifer

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, even if they would. The object they are on, for example a hair or dust, is sticking to your food. They got plenty of time moving over. I never understood that 5 second rule. :D

I one thing I actually learned from Vsause and have been implementing in my day to day life after watching dozens of his videos is the banana trick

We all know we use that rule for when we drop a piece of food we want to eat on the floor you can just say the 5 second rule and still enjoy the food with less people questioning you.

how about you just dont drop your food

@ThatGuy-vy3cp

7 жыл бұрын

+xToastDoritos i would rather want my banana to fall to the ground than that it floats away from me

@lorallo2887

7 жыл бұрын

+xToastDoritos You should not say that.

@sebbbysebseb1585

7 жыл бұрын

+xToastDoritos thats why you dont drop it

@christopherarendt3531

7 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've ever met an adult that eats food that fell to the floor. I probably have met one that dropped food, but it was so long ago that I can't remember when.

@brianc469

7 жыл бұрын

im a reject how about what if that's what you can't control

Me: touches a girl Her boyfriend: STOP TOUCHING MY GIRL Michael: We need to first define touch.

@user-yy3uo4tv2d

3 жыл бұрын

mohamed kassem محمد كيف حالك

@Rockmint

3 жыл бұрын

Hey stop feeling my girlfriend's electrons react against yours

@infinitevirus4826

3 жыл бұрын

you aren't actually touching anything, because atoms are slightly apart

@mangostestes9371

3 жыл бұрын

YoU cAn'T tOuCh AnYtHiNg

@weather9405

3 жыл бұрын

@@UntitIed123 thats wrong. watch his original video about touch kzread.info/dash/bejne/q3ls1M2AaafdZNY.html

9:11 shocked to realise how old this video is by the ancient mobile phone depicted here

How is this guy so timeless

*licks phone*

@ryandupuis5860

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong video😂

0:24 when my parents birthed me.

@asherphillips5083

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, they called you food!

@mycatcoco2603

3 жыл бұрын

@@asherphillips5083 sucks

@blutrashbag

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@FrankyFeedler

3 жыл бұрын

You dropped on the floor too?

@alitronem1853

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrankyFeedler yep

I occasionally use the up to 20 second rule and it seems to work out fine

"THIS... is unfortunate."

I feel so smart when i watch these.

@ee-ud1tf

4 жыл бұрын

Thought your name was "just a Black"

@matthewrada1758

4 жыл бұрын

@@ee-ud1tf lmao

@noresearch7658

4 жыл бұрын

Same I'm on a sick day so I watch this

@sipsimies1588

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed yes hmmm

@qzzqz4963

4 жыл бұрын

But in reality you stay as dumb as at the begining

He:(touching my arm) Hey! Me: Don't touch my electrons bro!

@in.flames.

5 жыл бұрын

The electrons are repeling

@naimanura

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@natglenn77

5 жыл бұрын

DONT TOUCH MY FUCKEN ELECTRONS YOU PEICE OF SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ELECTRONS HOW DARE YOU

Was just thinking about this and it pops up in my feed😮

0:14 I've never been so horrified by someone doing something so casually

Regular People:“I Dropped My Hotpocket” Michael: The gravitational Pull of the earth forcefully pulled my edible object of matter containing approximately 1,300,725 atoms and 3,679,000 electrons onto the 2 miles in length sidewalk constructed using concrete and thus contaminated it, therefore having it unable to be consumed due to the bacteria travelled onto the floor, contaminating my banana..... *Or Did It?*

@jacobs279

5 жыл бұрын

Regular People: “Michael” You: “Michel”

@chronoduck

5 жыл бұрын

*OR DID IT?* *VSAUCE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@illuminant-

5 жыл бұрын

Half-Life: 3 lol good catch

@climlock8755

5 жыл бұрын

*cue music*

@edouqrd946

5 жыл бұрын

Foot Fungus THE LAST THING YOU’D WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE’S FOOT FUNGUS

My brother lives by the 5 century rule

@jbgamingbeast1013

5 жыл бұрын

That’s actually really gross At least you are not your brother

@blazen_gaming3290

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@youtubespg13advisor48

5 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@tylerszulkowski6828

5 жыл бұрын

At least it isn’t the 5 eternities rule

@penelopejohnson8042

5 жыл бұрын

I live by the yell at the top of my lungs when my foud tuchs thi flor.

After 11 years Michael decided to change the thumbnail

We are so lucky to have vsauce like wtf

I have a new rule "No wearing shoes while inside of the house rule"

@hco4203

7 жыл бұрын

weeboo

@denisdelinger4824

7 жыл бұрын

Every normal person doesnt wear shoes inside

@General12th

7 жыл бұрын

Doesn't really help. Your floors are marginally cleaner now.

@denisdelinger4824

7 жыл бұрын

Poisoncontrol30 No, that's just your Country. If it happens where you live, sorry, i hope it gets better.

@3lo0oo0sh

7 жыл бұрын

Poisoncontrol30 did you watch the video?

"Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. And bananas are fantastic." -Michael

@oz_jones

2 жыл бұрын

Rad even

@princeofasturias

2 жыл бұрын

**5 minutes lates** : "So we gotta understand what dirt is"

@friedchicken3375

2 жыл бұрын

@@princeofasturias Hahah

@davinfriggstad9731

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@davinfriggstad9731

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Michael just made me clean my cell phone

The only thing more fantastic than bananas is the first 4 seconds of this video out of context

The longer you watch, it's getting deeper and deeper. And it all starts with a simple question.

@amuserearflap1031

5 жыл бұрын

Porn dialogue 101

@ayushshah2103

5 жыл бұрын

Kekky that’s what she said

@Bruno-gb1gi

5 жыл бұрын

@@amuserearflap1031 lmao

@eternalxagony

5 жыл бұрын

_Ten Minute Mark :3_

0:47 When he dropped the banana again, it made me laugh SO hard.

@mepblep

4 жыл бұрын

What is funny? *Vsauce music starts*

@a_literal_crow

4 жыл бұрын

@@mepblep What IS "is"?

@hellothere1600

3 жыл бұрын

haha banana drop go brrr

@sidicense

3 жыл бұрын

@@a_literal_crow WHAT IS "What is"?

@gabrielpineda1196

3 жыл бұрын

@@sidicense What is "What is "What is""

That beginning hurt me so much poor banana what an unfortunate event 😭

I remember when this banger first dropped.

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. And bananas are fantastic"

@davidgalindez4856

7 жыл бұрын

Michael for the next Doctor on Doctor Who!!

@uchuuu

6 жыл бұрын

Or are they?

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

no homo

“Some call it the 10 second rule.” Do they want to get the plague?

@sinnerthesinful552

3 жыл бұрын

I use the 3 second one just to be safe

@yeetedbot

3 жыл бұрын

Well so far there is no banana plauge oh wait

@bayglman

3 жыл бұрын

I use the 0 second rule.

@alimohsin496

3 жыл бұрын

PixelMiners 0.99?

@Haris-bg4jy

3 жыл бұрын

@Rafael Khristian Arce Hernandez can you tell me the location of the funeral?id like to come

This is the one channel that is acceptable to watch while eating

man was asking the real questions ay ahead of time

v... OH NO I HAVE 180 BACTERIA ON MY FINGERS But where.. are your fingers? To understand this, we first must know the formula of infinity, and understand the Banach-Tarski paradox.

@shuumo453

6 жыл бұрын

Andre Winkel LMAO fuckin yessss

@moistsquish

6 жыл бұрын

Andre Winkel amazing

@zeroc977

6 жыл бұрын

This portrays how this guy explains shit.

@mg-ve2zf

6 жыл бұрын

*vsauce music intensifies*

@lordaaa9945

6 жыл бұрын

raw sauce no ketchup

This is exactly why I bleach my food before I eat it.

@AlexCoburn

6 жыл бұрын

smart

@casper14301

6 жыл бұрын

CoreyTruscott joke

@Nina-ko5tc

6 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for the day bleach jokes die.

@astranox240

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Teepawt impossible. If you frink bleach your entire stomache will start to bleed and eventually you either die or get medical help, where your entire stomache will be removed and your intestine will be connected to your mouth. Since you will not have your stomache who could break the food into super small portions, you need to blend every type of food into a liquid to go through your intestine

@jcb2472

6 жыл бұрын

Astra Nox It's a joke

i was about to be skeptical about this being shot 10 years ago but this could've been made yesterday and i wouldn't have noticed.

Imagine Michael getting arrested for Assault, than he just starts explaining that you never 'touch'

my father calls it the “infinity second rule”

@liacolon1894

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha lmao

@maniacmemes5746

2 жыл бұрын

My father can even eat the blackened banana

@arandomhashbrown3756

2 жыл бұрын

This is completely offtopic but I love your profile pic, it's a great drawing

@pashahvh

2 жыл бұрын

@@arandomhashbrown3756 yours is extremely cool too ngl

@stevecool5081

2 жыл бұрын

your dad is the infinity second rule, he said he’d be back in 5 seconds.

Hey Vsauce, Micheal here ! and bananas are fantastic.

@jd_kreeper2799

5 жыл бұрын

Hey your back! :D

@1boafan

5 жыл бұрын

Lies you have 3,268 subs! +1 now

@sorenspiller

5 жыл бұрын

I subbed awhile ago.

@Naijiri.

5 жыл бұрын

queue the music

@Average.Enjoyer555

5 жыл бұрын

"this is unfortunate"

Thisssss is why my old friend/enemy who ate food off the floor was always getting sick

Truly amazing facts.