Imagine making a "yo momma so fat" joke to Michael, then he goes on for 15 minutes explaining how yo momma is larger than the observable universe.

@trenthamilton8592

3 жыл бұрын

@Im Bored sounds legit

@antonhellatrom3430

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao Note to self dont talk abt facts within 15km of micheal

@donandremikhaelibarra6421

3 жыл бұрын

Altho the height of Tacko Fall(an NBA Player)IS 7’6”

@antonhellatrom3430

3 жыл бұрын

@@donandremikhaelibarra6421 wtf u trippin on abt

@ezy3369

3 жыл бұрын

I can see that happening

Clicked to see how big a person can get, found out that I’m immortal

@xannax7183

3 жыл бұрын

What ?

@andrewleaming3049

3 жыл бұрын

@@xannax7183 he talks about the light we give off goes on forever making us immortal

@xannax7183

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewleaming3049 oh

@baileygobrr

3 жыл бұрын

0/10 video, mislead and found out info i didnt want to know /j

@blurred1564

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a vsauce video in nutshell

“We are likely to hit a ceiling” -vsauce, master of accidental puns.

@destiny_02

27 күн бұрын

"there are no accidents" -- old turtle

@CloudCookie1013

Күн бұрын

@@destiny_02Then why are you here? -A gen alpha normal turtle.

these videos are timeless, so fun to watch even after almost 10 years. so much respect for you michael, youve been a big part of my childhood

@nekozombie

Жыл бұрын

This will always be my comfort show

@Elpitxitarevoltosa

11 ай бұрын

You are so right, I didn't even notice the video was 10 years old until you said it, I was 7 by the time this video was made and posted

@rj119x

10 ай бұрын

love to get stoned and rewatch

@Casualweeb475

10 ай бұрын

​@@ElpitxitarevoltosaI noticed when he showed veritasums channel on the old school KZread lmao

@C_gamer-fm5oi

7 ай бұрын

The only question I have for michael is why doesnt he age?

1 minute this guy could be talking about kangaroos the next minute he would be talking about how much centipedes eat

@bernash9131

8 жыл бұрын

ikr lol

@BABERZZZ619

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr he seems like he'd be fun at parties

@ivo8312

8 жыл бұрын

+Pranalee Joshi that's what I hate about his videos, also how he pops back up onto the screen every 30 seconds

@ivo8312

8 жыл бұрын

You mean the random topics, or the popping?

@zombiesalad2722

8 жыл бұрын

that's the beauty of Vsauce

Came for the height limit of a human, left with an existential crisis

@rileykeene7614

6 жыл бұрын

Every Vsauce video ever

@pierreh.7816

6 жыл бұрын

big booty judy vsauce in a nutshell

@kavishshah5233

6 жыл бұрын

Lord. Minion kurzgesagt should make a video on that :)

@CallMeTess

6 жыл бұрын

welcome to vsauce

@somebodyelse4995

6 жыл бұрын

ayy murdoc

"Your light - your personal glow - isn't really bounded... by anything." Thanks Michael. I don't know how you always turn scientific topics into inspirational messages but it gets me every time.

Can you imagine the world we'd live in if school was 6 hours of this a day growing up

@beatpenguin2455

Жыл бұрын

The world would be significantly better

@DiabolicalTony

Жыл бұрын

We'd have solved global warming by now and natural selection would have weeded out all the dumb people.

@nombregd

10 ай бұрын

We would all be Einstein’s Reincarnate

@PikaCookiePlayz

8 ай бұрын

i would be excited to go to school if that was what it was all about

@mrman67890

8 ай бұрын

I'd be Elon Musk by then

12:34 “It keeps going and through outer space.” “Which of course brings us to Australia” WHAT

@leia710

4 жыл бұрын

I know right!!! I died!!

@drunkestrick4476

4 жыл бұрын

Derek lives in Australia

@kareemyakout6576

4 жыл бұрын

For a second i thought Australia is in outer space i was like wait wtf 😂😂

@skuyzy198

4 жыл бұрын

Australia is not real and it's just a show with paid actor on a spaceship in outer space.

@oriond34

4 жыл бұрын

If you plan to watch vsauce a lot get used to this

"The tallest man alive was 8 feet tall-" Ten minutes later "Frogs can see individual photons" okay Michael

@ethnicleanserberg7975

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaha :))

@lighttvgaming4989

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, DAT5 PRTY GUDD!

@Coolboymike8

5 жыл бұрын

I Was Promised Jetpacks lol funny joke

@sammytheusername6818

5 жыл бұрын

9 feet actually

@Chief2Moon

5 жыл бұрын

That_Casual_Person 8' 11&1/2in....but why quibble, eh?

At 7:30 When he said no one will hear you scream, the music disappears.

Can't be a Vsauce video without a very interesting question, a proper but slightly generic answer, and then expanding upon the question beyond comprehension with a few topic diversions and then an extremely inspirational message in the end. Seriously, that's kinda the general layout of most if not all of Michael's older videos, and I'm all for it.

Starts on height Ends on photons and immortality

@bradleymiller1139

5 жыл бұрын

As one does

@shadower227

5 жыл бұрын

Starts from facts, ends with philosophy

@chinmayjoshi3592

5 жыл бұрын

@@TJ-rm2rs answer is 42

@malemmutum5049

5 жыл бұрын

This is why I like vsauce - the unpredictable detour of philosophical thoughts!

@harlemsha

5 жыл бұрын

That glow that is not bound by anything, that Light, is God. Im tellin you, everytime science gets a stump where they dont kno what something is, its always deeper, why cant yall admit that energy source that cant be seen, is God. How could it not be?

I like how he says blue whales “like” swimming in the water as if they had a choice

@kusanagi-no-tachi5303

4 жыл бұрын

I like how you say you like how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if you had a choice.

@8-bitato

4 жыл бұрын

Don't they?

@LK_707

4 жыл бұрын

@@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 I like how you say you like how he says he likes how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if he had a choice as if you had a choice.

@anthonyveliz7596

4 жыл бұрын

Ha

@ciferluuu

4 жыл бұрын

@@LK_707 I like how you say you like how he says he likes how he says he likes how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if he had a choice as if he had a choice as if you had a choice.

Vsauce: How Big Can a Person Get? Also Vsauce's Conclusion: You are bigger than the entire universe and is basically immortal.

that one friend explaining why he isn't short

@vandevera

6 ай бұрын

Lol

Me: "How tall can a person get?" Michael: *"In space, no one can hear you scream"*

@RealAntek

4 жыл бұрын

Carrot Fly also you: stealing comments

@carrotfly

4 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie's entire comment section:

@Grey_Warden_Invasion

4 жыл бұрын

But could they also see you scream? Or could they even see you at all?

@nickxenix

4 жыл бұрын

@@Grey_Warden_Invasion Light also travels in space.

@suflaj9314

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes lol

How to record a vsauce video: Step 1: get super high and write down every question you think of while high Step 2: sober up and do all the research

@joelcomer

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much

@jasperrosa1369

2 жыл бұрын

Naaa he still on something recording this shit 😂

@robbie9995

2 жыл бұрын

step 3: get high again to record this shit

@mizery95

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasperrosa1369 ya he on yo mom

@v4riab1lity77

2 жыл бұрын

i dont even need to be high to think of the questions, but i need to be high to get through the process of researching it

9:12 vintage KZread lol this is why vsauce videos are incredible, their editing and vibe is timeless

0:45 for anyone not aware, Igor Vovkovinski passed away on 08/20/2021. The Rochester community misses him dearly.

*Please don't call our bodies **_"skin containers"_* *Instead please use the terminology **_"Flesh Tupperware"_*

@heisselnicholaspramoedya8121

4 жыл бұрын

Flesh armor

@hexcrimson2511

4 жыл бұрын

Foreskins

@HighGuy69

4 жыл бұрын

@@hexcrimson2511 agreed

@redtsun67

4 жыл бұрын

Me, an intellectual: Skinvelope

@coldorder8412

4 жыл бұрын

Meat Mech

Me: How tall can a human get? Michael: Here's me holding a can

@coletonfleury9505

4 жыл бұрын

TXXIC SHADXW this is such an underrated comment

@lunarpossessionrecords

4 жыл бұрын

@@coletonfleury9505 thank you

@noodlesclub1236

4 жыл бұрын

Very underrated comment!!

@marcus5865

4 жыл бұрын

Noodle's Club why do people call comments underrated it literally has like a thousand likes

@riverlicense1217

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus N it probably didn’t have many when he wrote it

Hey Michael! Morgan here. It’s 4 AM and I am so high I can’t tell if I’m wearing my contact lenses or not. Please, please tell me how big a person can get.

@Sulflex

Ай бұрын

Loll

0:49 He died today, RIP.

@HeySpecified

12 күн бұрын

Rip

A breed of grizzly has a nose 7x stronger than a bloodhound. Great. That's the last thing we need. POLICE BEARS.

@ezrabrajcic4860

7 жыл бұрын

Rainy Meadows lol

@holdenroberts6973

7 жыл бұрын

Rainy Meadows Hey, at least they'll be more calm and reasonable than the human police we have!

@greggriffith685

7 жыл бұрын

WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE BEARS

@ericthecartrider6651

7 жыл бұрын

true

@vampyricon7026

7 жыл бұрын

+

Michael: How big is the Sun compared to an ant? *one minute later* Michael: That's why some oranges are dangerous.

@haydenmathias3982

4 жыл бұрын

i was lafing at this for 2 minutes at 10 55am and woke up helf my family.

@happeloffical4187

4 жыл бұрын

singing super hero haha original comment. You’re so brave and funny

@andrewhaugen5302

4 жыл бұрын

singing super hero you got the whole squad laughing 😐

@Stronhue

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@andreacondello

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed

Me explaining to the girl that I’m not 5’1 I’m the size of the observable universe

Love how your videos start in one way and end up in a totally different direction but still related to the central topic. It is even possible to detected those who watched the whole video from those who did not by reading the comments.

Title: How Big Can A Person Get? "Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! 10cm" well that's all the info I need

@nise6699

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that your measurement?

@SortableCrayon3

4 жыл бұрын

I got the 420th like

@o2hirayu

4 жыл бұрын

I guess many generations *broke the 10cm record*

@kirabean5441

4 жыл бұрын

That's my weewee size :)

@garryhowes7274

4 жыл бұрын

Dr.drama goddamn yours is still bigger than mine :/

"so how tall are you?" "eh, about 26 light years" "???"

@sheraphrajbhandari7130

4 жыл бұрын

100 billion light years tall

@blewcraft.

4 жыл бұрын

@@sheraphrajbhandari7130 in that case you are 100 billion years old beceause light's speed is limited and travel a lightyear every years (that's why we call it lightyears) you are your age lightyears tall

@duckietheduck

4 жыл бұрын

@@blewcraft. and light from the parts closer to the ground (feet, legs, etc) would reach us faster than the parts higher up so if he was 100 billion light-years tall and we looked at him from the ground we would very (very very) slowly start to see more and more of him as the years went on

@Milbrandt

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, it would travel in all directions, so you would be your age * 2 light-years tall (and wide).

@pradyumn2453

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much tall

Technically, all objects in the universe has a slight gravitational impact on all other objects in the universe. So by that measure, we’re all as big as the entire universe.

@ishansharya5918

Жыл бұрын

You are underrated

@Dan2yefa

Жыл бұрын

Your mim

@isailevilopez5134

4 ай бұрын

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read

4:50 but what about your mom?

Me: How tall can someone actually be? Michael: Frogs can see you glow from the edges of the universe. Me: Oh, okay, so tall

@quall5339

4 жыл бұрын

Damn no comments feels bad

@RealAntek

4 жыл бұрын

Kade Van Ry haha

@mobilebeast6736

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite comment!

@babbisp1

4 жыл бұрын

Read it as he said it. 13:04

@red.aries1444

4 жыл бұрын

No, frogs at the edges of the universe can't see you... ...at least not yet. ;-) Even if you assume that a creature like a frog exists at a place so far away, there is still the limitation in time and the speed of light. Not even the first ligtht of our sun, which had flashed up around 5 billion years ago, has reached the edges of our universe.

Start of episode: “How tall can a person be?” End: “How many photons are in a raw purple tomato?”

@giuseppeagresta1425

3 жыл бұрын

Halfway through the episode: *nobody can hear you scream in space*

@hoodiegamer9256

3 жыл бұрын

Idek what im watching anymore halfway in 😳 and I’m high af so I’m just vibing.

@mattrickard3716

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was kinda wanting to see a theoretical dinosaur sized human. Instead, light goes forever........... Me: But I wanna see a hypothetical dinosaur sized human. Science: That's not a thing. Me: Yeah but hypothetically.... Science: Just no. Here are some facts instead. Me: 😢 Ok.

@plankkton

3 жыл бұрын

and in the mid of the episode: so... AUSTRALIA

@lumijasminasmr3583

3 жыл бұрын

matt rickard I feel you, buddy. I feel you. 😭

It's good to see these videos still live here... cheers mate, whoever you are 😘😘

12:43 it’s funny how he says “if you’re not subscribed” and in the top right you see he isn’t

Question:"how big can you get?" Conclusion:"You are immortal"

@lordrathut

4 жыл бұрын

That came up right after I read this.

@bachlamtung5131

4 жыл бұрын

that was smooth

History teacher: "Galileo was brilliant" Galileo: "check out this thicc bone I drew"

@luciddream5055

3 жыл бұрын

W I D E

@OmegaMemeBoss

3 жыл бұрын

E X P A N D

@hi.241

3 жыл бұрын

LENGTH

@attackoramic8361

3 жыл бұрын

*I N T E R N A T I O N A L L Y G I G A N T I C*

@kaan732

3 жыл бұрын

*H U M O N G O U S*

Recently discovered vsauce and I LOVE all these questions he find answers to, and I love that every video ends with some philosophycal toughts.

@sobe356

7 ай бұрын

Bro this comment has been sitting here for one year and yet only has 4 likes 😞

I went to elementary school with a kid that had a pituitary gland tumor and he was already as tall as the teacher in kindergarten. He had a surgeries to try and stop him from growing more but I moved away before I saw him again. Hope he's doing alright

“Girl you are glowing, literally.” Can’t wait until I use this one in a bar and then explain this whole thing to a poor girl while drunk.

@morallyitsdisgusting.perso6534

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like but it's 69. Guess I'll wait for some bastard to do it

@prodigydigit

3 жыл бұрын

@@morallyitsdisgusting.perso6534 do it

@darshanpatel.1782

2 жыл бұрын

have you done it yet? please update.

@fyretnt

2 жыл бұрын

@@darshanpatel.1782 we need to know

@rarefied6820

Жыл бұрын

We’re waiting…

Vsauce logic: "how big can a human get?" ok so far so good * 7 mins later * "No one in space can hear you scream..." ...

@ronaldmcdonald2024

5 жыл бұрын

He likes tangents

@MikeMike-dv7iv

5 жыл бұрын

When you call Michael, Vsauce. I see you're new to the channel.

@izayakills2027

5 жыл бұрын

Omg its at 420 likes i shall not like it for this reason

@sumanths6415

5 жыл бұрын

top kek His name is Michael. And yep ... I laughed.

@muna6008

5 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh and choke on tea

I stopped paying attention for like two minutes and he's talking about how no one can hear you scream in space...

The music that comes on when he asks a serious question tells you you're in for a ride. I like that, it's like the first drop to a roller coaster. He's got it all!

Im just going to go ahead and say what we're all thinking... "how the hell do you weigh a blue whale?"

@Christian-mh9il

4 жыл бұрын

@@John-iu9kl that would measure volume not weight so your quick maths is wrong

@adriansalazar1195

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you should know the exact density of the whale's body.

@whitemagickh

4 жыл бұрын

Put the earth in a bag, hang the bag on a scale, and then remove the whale. Edit: duh.

@MugetSu178

4 жыл бұрын

you put it on a scale

@lu-x-ey2195

4 жыл бұрын

they asked the whale nicely

question: how big can a person get? answer: you are in a way, kinda immortal

@naritruwireve1381

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p22cw9eMoszOibQ.html

@namanpahuja7653

5 жыл бұрын

@@internetuser4210 thats how it works today it will make no sense but in future it will make sense

@internetuser4210

5 жыл бұрын

@@namanpahuja7653 How would you know? Wait are you from the future?!?!?!

@gabrielreda

5 жыл бұрын

@@internetuser4210 welp you are responding a 7 months old comment so tecnically you are from the future

@internetuser4210

5 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielreda I guess so

"No one can hear you **scream**" 7:34

this is why I love Vsauce, bc it starts with a relatively simple questions and I end learning I am immortal

@mirror1001

Жыл бұрын

King crimson islands bruh

@rporta

Жыл бұрын

@@mirror1001 W ALBUM

@mirror1001

Жыл бұрын

@@rporta islands was never my absolute favorite but it grew on me

Every girl on Tinder: 1:48 Me: 5:46

@PBRatLord

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment XD

@danieltoader2671

4 жыл бұрын

0:23

@NoobsDudes

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@dogemcmosin9587

4 жыл бұрын

1:37

@vecchioutente

4 жыл бұрын

XD

“but here’s the thing about light, it doesn’t need a medium to travel through, it just keeps going into space” *”which of course brings us to Australia”*

@Akhimed

3 жыл бұрын

If Australia did exist then it’s space

@LuciidDreamerz

3 жыл бұрын

@Liam Davis same here

@skelpton4227

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking , maybe i am dumb. But thanks for telling me ,i am not.

@rpvermeulen

3 жыл бұрын

Astronomy aside, for people in Western Europe Australia lies at the border of the observable universe...

@veterangalaxy9866

3 жыл бұрын

i read this so it happened lol

time to change my render distance

Rest in peace, Igor Vovkovinskiy

"No one...can hear you scream", thank you Vsauce

@theunknownarrow7858

7 жыл бұрын

ShellShocking Masochist ( screams in neighbors eats as loud as can )

@vampyricon7026

7 жыл бұрын

+

@ZinnKayos1

7 жыл бұрын

No one can hear you meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

@emicincin1477

7 жыл бұрын

no one can hear you cream

@mathenthusiast6635

7 жыл бұрын

to what?

Watching a Vsauce video: Expect to learn something interesting but rather trivial (like for example how big a human can get) but end up with questioning your own existence / mortality. Always.

@xhonyalla6013

7 жыл бұрын

Wow I was just about to comment the same thing

@alexg7924

7 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah it's simply true..

@shadybolos8133

7 жыл бұрын

yeah true

@teffyflakka

7 жыл бұрын

Alexander Grimm thats why I don't watch him .-.

@jessiepaige3279

7 жыл бұрын

Alexander Grimm every time.

Andre the giant is such a gigachad, he's irresistible.

@Altair2786

2 жыл бұрын

Hello checkmark guy

I love the music he use in his videos. It sounds like oceans eleven music mixed with elevator music

2:10 - "We are likely to hit a ceiling" Literally the best pun ever.

@seanleith5312

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like this guy as a person, not at all, but his work is fine.

@pamthespam6964

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanleith5312 ok

@luisp.3788

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanleith5312 how dare you

@lucangevare6621

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanleith5312 I don't entirely see who asked but you do you bud

@dj.matexx

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the pun :I Could someone plz explain?

Girls: I only date guys taller than 6 feet. Me: *bigger than the observable universe*

@slimestoneexpert9804

2 жыл бұрын

Well no

@youtubehandleorsomething

2 жыл бұрын

You're as big as the light you emit could've travelled since your birth

@hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614

2 жыл бұрын

@@youtubehandleorsomething ok, well then I would be 7.049522e+13 miles tall (roughly)

@hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614

2 жыл бұрын

I may not be as big as the observable universe, although I am 13 light-years tall and wide.

@misenthropic

2 жыл бұрын

@@hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614 what if she doesn't date... wide guys?

That kinda made me feel really good when you said "it kinda makes a immortal in a way" 🖤

2:05 "Likely to hit a ceiling." No, quite literally hit our head on a ceiling.

Question: How big can a person get? Answer: Frogs can see individual photons

@Nai_101

2 жыл бұрын

@XK when's ya funeral?

@ShimSladyBrand

2 жыл бұрын

@XK R.I.P gone too soon

@cyrushundt1117

Жыл бұрын

I call cap on that by the way

@stanislavchornopyskyy9818

Жыл бұрын

Me on the IELTS test...

Question: How Big Can a Person Get? Answer: *I'm immortal.*

@rraftapapirpp

3 жыл бұрын

@MrSisterFister 2 Just what I was thinking

@rraftapapirpp

3 жыл бұрын

@MrSisterFister 2 ahahahaha happens i guess xD

@Hexamath

3 жыл бұрын

@MrSisterFister 2 literally your first reply was "Bruh momentum" which is kinda creepy because I used to say that a lot (a bit too much) on my old Discord account.

@vanillaspicecreamlvl.347

3 жыл бұрын

*********lity!?????!!!!!

@chugiron4698

3 жыл бұрын

This comment chain is a ride

Individual photons of you: I will reach the entire universe Black Hole: I will end this entire man career

2:11 "but beyond that, we are likely to hit, a ceiling" i always interpeted this line from the video literally, but it works with both meanings i guess

_sniff sniff_ "Do you smell that? It might be… you." MICHAEL

@onionvlogs5222

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Skin: • Vital organ for protecting the body from foreign viruses/bacteria❌ • *c o n t a i n e r* ✅

@gabiamato2141

4 жыл бұрын

Side Walk yes

@cyrnisu

4 жыл бұрын

My brain: *C O O K I E. J A R*

@turtles8930

4 жыл бұрын

built in onesie

@Sergio-fu7mv

4 жыл бұрын

Why do all humans have skin?

@maruftim

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sergio-fu7mv not me, I had *c o n t a i n e r*

10:17 Mate ripped the most deafening damn fart ever

Istg this man must be the best at changing convo topics

Me: Hi Michael how are you Michael: In space nobody can hear you scream

@normalpeep5287

4 жыл бұрын

*stabbing noises*

@markjovan123

4 жыл бұрын

In Russia, nobody can hear you scream

@elisttm

4 жыл бұрын

​@@normalpeep5287 *inaudible stabbing noise

@thebassist8038

4 жыл бұрын

YT_yoshi yolo as I read that Michael said In space,no one can hear you scream.

@bekalynn7887

4 жыл бұрын

It's a quote. Lol

"About 4 inchs" Yeah I know..

@koro7073

3 жыл бұрын

mood

@kniik27

3 жыл бұрын

I felt this

@Super-Shafs

3 жыл бұрын

You wish you had it

@donottrustanyonelol

3 жыл бұрын

???

@D0OMGUY

3 жыл бұрын

F

I love how he never puts a video of other people but encourage us to watch them

Why I love Vsauce Start of the video: "How big can a person be?" End of the video: "You're immortal because of light."

Came to know how much I can grow, left immortal.

@pwnmeisterage

6 жыл бұрын

Your information is only "immortal" until the photons you emit are absorbed (or observed) by something. And beyond about 13 diameters of Earth your "immortal" information loses resolution, lol.

@krushal

6 жыл бұрын

@P. Can't be seen with the naked eye. But I always carry a Hubble telescope in my pocket, so.... can't relate with you.

@janho3550

6 жыл бұрын

Satvik Namdeo o

@gorisenke

6 жыл бұрын

P Hey man fuzzy immortal is sill immortal.

@deidara5245

6 жыл бұрын

Satvik Namdeo lmao!! Good one

michael: "hey vsauce... michael here... 10 cm" me: * pulls pants up* "what the heck michael??"

@cucumberrick3064

4 жыл бұрын

HECKproductions 4 inches ain't bad

@user-jr9uf9nx3x

4 жыл бұрын

@@cucumberrick3064 U got a 4 inch, don't you

@mrsauce9307

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo he definitely does😂

@AshrafAli-qn3gb

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard😂😂

@rich_baconhd8602

4 жыл бұрын

And if he doesn't? I met his sister and she told me he has 3 inch... xdxd

Vsauce either makes us very scared and.. sad. Or very happy and powerful. Or both depending on the video

After he said “He is the tallest man currently alive”, I half expected him to say “or his he?” *vsauce music*

Imagine if some of the viewers actually farted before he said “Do you smell that? It might be you”

@melissaelliott2966

4 жыл бұрын

That actually happened with my mom lol

@squidgey3272

4 жыл бұрын

I read that at the right time lol

@jackie_jacksonn5172

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment below this video

@corinthianmiles3828

4 жыл бұрын

I was taking a shit the whole video. A turf flew out

@bioemiliano

4 жыл бұрын

@@corinthianmiles3828 Same

How tall can a person get? Michael: you’re immortal

@omarbarrios3420

4 жыл бұрын

Cool did you also went through the comments to see who to copy?

@johnnycrazystuff

4 жыл бұрын

Omar Barrios bahaha fuck no you think imma read all these shits

@monty6157

3 жыл бұрын

why tf is this guy so popular? like he didnt even properly answer the title of the video?

@johnnycrazystuff

3 жыл бұрын

Monty dw ab it dawg, it is what it is ;)

Every time you watch a vsauce video a 4 year timer is started for when you'll watch it again

Igor Vovkovinsky died this August, of heart disease. Rest well, big guy.

"the loudest shout a person can make is around 88 decibels" my mum:

@noahmay7708

3 жыл бұрын

what did you mom say?

@trentecinq35

2 жыл бұрын

My friend once did 117 or something

@kevinstephens9418

2 жыл бұрын

@@trentecinq35 he said "88 dB from 30cm away." Your friend's 117 was likely measured right in front of their mouth. Volume reduces over distance exponentially rather than by a flat rate, so from 30 cm away, your friend's scream was almost definitely not above 88 dB.

@trentecinq35

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinstephens9418 he didn't say or maybe he did but I just didn't see or hear but yes it was by his mouth

@reaper_guardian_8214

2 жыл бұрын

I'll pretend I didn't hear that

Police:" You're under arrest" Michael:"Or am I?"

@DUck-jt8bp

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@guscox9651

3 жыл бұрын

Made me giggle :D

Michael: Gives me an existential crisis Also Michael: "But can they SEE you scream?"

He is the GOAT of not simply answering the question but instead, getting deep

"when a photon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie. that's amore."

@weaponizedlizardmen360

4 жыл бұрын

God darn it... Take you thumbs up...

@FabulousKilljoy

4 жыл бұрын

NOOOO 😂😂😂

@cheese3289

4 жыл бұрын

I love you

@cheese3289

4 жыл бұрын

I think your pfp is a tortus

@GeorgieBonsoir

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheese3289 That's really what you're wondering about?

“Space... Which of course, brings us to Australia” Of course, how could I have been so dumb???

Please accept my compliments for this awesome video Michael, albeit 10 years late :) 10 years later I found this video and was still surprised that it sparked me thinking about something: Using the 5km of line-of-sight and line-of-sound distance, you could fit approximately 31.41 million (or about 10 million times π) people on the entire surface of planet earth, albeit having people on floating platforms above water.. and it would have to be REALLY quiet.. 1) Earth's surface area: 510.1 million km². 2) Each person occupies a hexagon with a 2.5 km radius, each person being a maximum of 5 kilometers apart. 3) Hexagon area formula: A = (3√3 × r²) / 2. 4) Area per person: A = (3√3 × 6.25) / 2 ≈ 16.24 km². 5) Divide Earth's surface area by area per person: 510.1 million km² / 16.24 km² 6) Result: 510,100,000 km² / 16.24 km² ≈ 31,410,000 people And to encircle the entire globe, you would need some (~40,075 km / 5 km =) 8,015 people to get a message across. However, the length of the message would have a limit according to Miller's Law. Miller's Law tells us that the human memory capacity is limited when it comes to processing and recalling information. Miller's Law, proposed by psychologist George A. Miller, states that the average person can hold about 7 (plus or minus 2) items or chunks of information in their short-term memory. This means that in this global 'telephone game', you should theoretically be able to send a 5 word sentence along these people, assuming they all spoke English and that the message was clearly understood. An example of an optimal message could be 'Please repeat these five words!', as it would be easily understood, conveys the intent of communication in a chain and uses the number 5 as a sort of verification (much like a parity bit in computer memory) thus being self-verifiable and by this, aligning even more with natural language expectation, furthering increasing the likelihood of the message successfully being transferred among those 8015 individuals.

What these videos years ago Now i came back to watch em again need to feed my mind

"how tall can a person get" Vsauce - "so you know how dogs noses are wet"

@mercuryteamfortress

4 жыл бұрын

Ghaustly lol 😂

@amogus6770

4 жыл бұрын

Who ever liked it to 70 I disrespect that

I literally farted right as you started sniffing and asking, "Do you smell that?"

@jgStormChase

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@kilo955

7 жыл бұрын

Jarwd im litterally ROTFL

@squidssquids9999

7 жыл бұрын

It might be.... you

@sterlingboyzz7521

7 жыл бұрын

Jarwd me to

@squidssquids9999

7 жыл бұрын

ROFLCOPTER

Michael is the only guy who can say "no one can hear you scream" with big eyes and still have me watching the rest of the video

12:18 when he said 4pm i looked at the time and it was exactly 4pm. I am now my brightest

“Bruh” -Albert Einstein

@numbaonw6450

3 жыл бұрын

@Audrey Lieu Nalugon “lol” -Albert Einstein

@chunky_kit-kat1343

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t like your comment man, You got 69 likes

@numbaonw6450

3 жыл бұрын

@@chunky_kit-kat1343 lol

@hdhwkq

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@teteya.n

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Michael keeps changing the unit of measure he uses just to fuck with us

@user-lf4lr8fi2r

7 жыл бұрын

sade where is your profile picture from? (im sure i have seen it somewhere)

@patrickbateman4541

6 жыл бұрын

sade perkele

@Mawluis

6 жыл бұрын

He needs to use International System os Units. Only USA uses pol-inch-feet-mile, wtf.

man i just love all your videos

This was 10 years ago but still beats out most of todays KZread videos by a lot!

I love how he takes a simple question and answers it in all possible ways Edit:thanks for the likes this is the first time I've made over 100

@Anonymous-pf1mb

3 жыл бұрын

yeah like he is immortal

@pi_husky4485

3 жыл бұрын

Teachers look at him in awww

@shaggyego

3 жыл бұрын

Cannot help but imagine he is an absolutely master at getting out of buying a round lol

@jaydenb5335

3 жыл бұрын

@Shiloh Kaffenberger what

@jaydenb5335

3 жыл бұрын

@Shiloh Kaffenberger oh ok I thought you just went crazy

"How big can a human get? This brings us to Australia.... In conclusion, cherry pie, is the best pie. Also, immortality." -Vsause

@amityvillegaming2629

5 жыл бұрын

Violet Sickness lol

@lizaneeleroux3614

5 жыл бұрын

ye i dont get what he meant with australia?

@halomaster213

4 жыл бұрын

Violet Sickness cherry pie I can confirm is the best.

@juku619

4 жыл бұрын

How dare u everyone knows that apple pie is the best pie

@halomaster213

4 жыл бұрын

Isä rikko startin jontikasta pffft mortal, true immortals know cherry pie is the best pie.

Other channels : "You can do it" Vsauce : "You are glowing beyond the edge of the universe"

Still the most epic ending to a Vsauce video ever.