Slowest Progress Bars On The Internet!

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countonemillion.com
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transit-finder.com
Smarter Every Day (0:54)
• Space Station Transiti...
Silent Gif (1:25)
www.bbc.com/news/science-envir...
Macroinvertebrates (2:34)
www.macroinvertebrates.org/#/
One Zoom (2:53)
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Break the Bank (3:14)
bizkids.com/games/break-the-ba...
Wild Pigs (3:40)
wildpiginfo.msstate.edu/histor...
KZread Geo Finder (3:49)
mattwright324.github.io/youtu...
Scan thing (4:03)
jeonghopark.github.io/scanseqjs/
Progress (4:25)
neal.fun/progress/
**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
(www.howtohannah.com)
Written by
Jack Merline
VFX by
Eric Langlay
( / ericlanglay )
Music by Jake Chudnow
( / jakechudnow )
**VSAUCE LINKS**
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  • @dingsauce
    @dingsauce6 жыл бұрын

    Be back in a bit. Just gonna go watch some progress bars fill up.

  • @0xC

    @0xC

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hello! :D

  • @user-vk2cd9qw7i

    @user-vk2cd9qw7i

    6 жыл бұрын

    See you in 10^100 years

  • @pzasqz

    @pzasqz

    6 жыл бұрын

    the gif one brought me to a 404 page

  • @ColonelRPG

    @ColonelRPG

    6 жыл бұрын

    This month's curiosity box is AMAZING!!! Thank you so much!

  • @tmseh

    @tmseh

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love DONG!

  • @enes4999
    @enes49995 жыл бұрын

    Still faster than GTA loading screen..

  • @kennadycummins9627

    @kennadycummins9627

    5 жыл бұрын

    ikr

  • @weijianlim4431

    @weijianlim4431

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bleach about 70, to 100, from 502, in your face

  • @Youtuber-sh4oq

    @Youtuber-sh4oq

    5 жыл бұрын

    GTA loading screen is like less than a minute still more than 10 seconds

  • @succubus1615

    @succubus1615

    5 жыл бұрын

    upgrade ur pc

  • @deeznutz32108

    @deeznutz32108

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@KZreadr-sh4oq gta loading screen is 2 min for online on xbox

  • @_simon.s_
    @_simon.s_5 жыл бұрын

    Somewhere in Michael's brain is a progress bar for remembering his channel password.

  • @chungarito7739

    @chungarito7739

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s made another

  • @haseenabadshah5381

    @haseenabadshah5381

    3 жыл бұрын

    469 likes lmao

  • @tyronedeshaun7717

    @tyronedeshaun7717

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s gone again bc of mini vsauce roaming around

  • @miguelbaltazar7606

    @miguelbaltazar7606

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын

    Vsauce 2018: U can live the rest of your life without breathing

  • @Bevsworld04

    @Bevsworld04

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well it is true

  • @Bevsworld04

    @Bevsworld04

    5 жыл бұрын

    @David. It is

  • @Bevsworld04

    @Bevsworld04

    5 жыл бұрын

    @David. Explain to me why its not

  • @Anonymous-mm8ej

    @Anonymous-mm8ej

    5 жыл бұрын

    Vsauce hasn't posted in 2018.

  • @Bevsworld04

    @Bevsworld04

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Anonymous-mm8ej Yeah, but he said it tho (even though Vsauce isn't his name, I know what they meant)

  • @gaborsanda7241
    @gaborsanda72415 жыл бұрын

    4:43 He obviously doesn't know Internet Explorer

  • @DieWithRob

    @DieWithRob

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @surpremelemon5285

    @surpremelemon5285

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @sariruokola7084

    @sariruokola7084

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is fast, but it stays at 98 - 99 for all eternity.

  • @prada123

    @prada123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sari Ruokola then goes 101 per- *ERROR*

  • @themaverick1891

    @themaverick1891

    4 жыл бұрын

    And what makes it so obvious?

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost696 жыл бұрын

    "You can live the rest of your life without breathing" I can confirm this.

  • @Querez8504

    @Querez8504

    6 жыл бұрын

    PaleGhost69 live*

  • @ScottBeebiWan

    @ScottBeebiWan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Querez No, it's life.

  • @add852

    @add852

    6 жыл бұрын

    I can see that this person had a roller coaster of emotion.. the way he edited his comment and edited it back again

  • @rcdr898

    @rcdr898

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah i needed to think about that one for a second :D

  • @MrProgrammerX

    @MrProgrammerX

    6 жыл бұрын

    I am a social media user and i approved this

  • @captainoblivious_yt
    @captainoblivious_yt4 жыл бұрын

    Beginning: "It takes 11.5 days to count to one million!" End: "You can live your entire life without breathing."

  • @themaverick1891

    @themaverick1891

    4 жыл бұрын

    So? What about it?

  • @lebronthegoat3670

    @lebronthegoat3670

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean you’re not wrong but you’re not right either

  • @lowelindquist

    @lowelindquist

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tjenare mannen

  • @maxdragonsoul5553
    @maxdragonsoul55535 жыл бұрын

    "Next millennium." 1999 people: Ok.

  • @manillametro9952

    @manillametro9952

    4 жыл бұрын

    But Y2K they would turn off there computers and delete the progress

  • @themaverick1891

    @themaverick1891

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah so? What's wrong with them saying 'okay'?

  • @itellthe5655

    @itellthe5655

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Maverick! Welcome to the quoting meme. One of the most overused, senseless and unfunny memes at the moment

  • @missingno2401

    @missingno2401

    4 жыл бұрын

    people in 30th of december, 1999: ok

  • @user-mj7zz6po7r

    @user-mj7zz6po7r

    4 жыл бұрын

    People in 30th December, 1999, 23:59: ok

  • @racoon-pb3ov
    @racoon-pb3ov5 жыл бұрын

    Michael: You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing. *Holds breath* *Music stops* *Me and 1.8M other people stop breathing*

  • @themaverick1891

    @themaverick1891

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you stopped breathing, how are you typing this comment? Stop lying to get likes on your comment.

  • @themaverick1891

    @themaverick1891

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Muhammad Baqar Haider k/overused comment, p/assuming ignorance of the other person, t/nonsense

  • @themaverick1891

    @themaverick1891

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Muhammad Baqar Haider k/overused comment, p/assuming ignorance of the other person, t/nonsense

  • @aidan1469

    @aidan1469

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Muhammad Baqar Haider bro are you nine

  • @aidan1469

    @aidan1469

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@themaverick1891 What's your deal man? I don't like the retarted whooshing either but seriously who hurt you?

  • @clankplusm
    @clankplusm6 жыл бұрын

    "You can always live the entire rest of your life without breathing"

  • @stephenmayoryk4991

    @stephenmayoryk4991

    6 жыл бұрын

    But, that time will be super short... ... It’s a side effect.

  • @user-cc5kl7qv8f

    @user-cc5kl7qv8f

    6 жыл бұрын

    Such a dark joke...

  • @steelwarrior105

    @steelwarrior105

    6 жыл бұрын

    Just remember, a lethal dose is a lifetime supply

  • @its_fprime

    @its_fprime

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought I was the only one who got the joke 😂😂

  • @ryanmarcus3970

    @ryanmarcus3970

    5 жыл бұрын

    Doing this will affect space and time though, the space your lungs take up, and the time you have left to live

  • @Nekro_bird
    @Nekro_bird5 жыл бұрын

    See’s when the sun dies bar move one pixel *O H I T S T H E E N D O F T H E W O R L D*

  • @mariophreak

    @mariophreak

    5 жыл бұрын

    You should consider yourself lucky. That's a very rare sight.

  • @TheRenegade...

    @TheRenegade...

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Zonie I think it would be infinite resolution

  • @weskerposting

    @weskerposting

    4 жыл бұрын

    666 like

  • @yoville73

    @yoville73

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not until about a billion years... that’s 1x10 to the ninth power

  • @Aiden-vg4xs

    @Aiden-vg4xs

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is moving, it's just moving so slow that it's like it's not moving at all

  • @Frogg1ty
    @Frogg1ty5 жыл бұрын

    I wanted to see a website count to 1,000,000... *its 2019*

  • @jakematchett640

    @jakematchett640

    5 жыл бұрын

    FroggityHoppity omg me too!

  • @ryouskye

    @ryouskye

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's still working :)

  • @zama1861

    @zama1861

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dong became d!ng

  • @RMSLusitania

    @RMSLusitania

    5 жыл бұрын

    Omg i met you in a model creator video That roblox OP dev

  • @benjaminnewlon7865

    @benjaminnewlon7865

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same...

  • @kanekikun6312
    @kanekikun63124 жыл бұрын

    VSauce : Slowest progress bars on the internet. Also VSauce : *Can you hear this GIF*

  • @jaydenhpiano5600
    @jaydenhpiano56006 жыл бұрын

    Dong should make a website where you click On a button and it brings you one of these websites

  • @midgeot

    @midgeot

    5 жыл бұрын

    theuselessweb.com/ not The same, but...

  • @FplusETVChannel

    @FplusETVChannel

    5 жыл бұрын

    Boredbutton.com

  • @twitchagletgg9908

    @twitchagletgg9908

    5 жыл бұрын

    Boredbutton.com

  • @yohansaldana8218

    @yohansaldana8218

    5 жыл бұрын

    The host is actually Vsauce.

  • @williamwelch3169

    @williamwelch3169

    5 жыл бұрын

    um its d!ng now

  • @izbeee
    @izbeee5 жыл бұрын

    *can i speed up the E N D O F T H E U N I V E R S E progress bar?*

  • @wildharpy6435

    @wildharpy6435

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes! Just buy my automatic universe ender and blast those years away! Only $19000000000000000.72 or 3 spicy memes

  • @MaxBlaine2005

    @MaxBlaine2005

    5 жыл бұрын

    Harpy Onna ill give you $3

  • @wildharpy6435

    @wildharpy6435

    5 жыл бұрын

    Deal!

  • @kaenbedehem950

    @kaenbedehem950

    5 жыл бұрын

    Only if you have [Made in Heaven]

  • @oceanix91

    @oceanix91

    4 жыл бұрын

    Question: can you speed the end of the universe progress bar. Answer: you shall not do this but go to inspect element and make it longer

  • @dhritishmandeka4371
    @dhritishmandeka43715 жыл бұрын

    ' The rich get everything ' ironically that is the case for mindfield

  • @mikehu2451

    @mikehu2451

    4 жыл бұрын

    which is ehy Michael knows it so well

  • @AdityakrishnaMr

    @AdityakrishnaMr

    4 жыл бұрын

    But not anymore :')

  • @none.4836

    @none.4836

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's free now😃😀

  • @Sandwich3
    @Sandwich36 жыл бұрын

    Patience.exe Has Stopped Working

  • @mincorftandrobox4550

    @mincorftandrobox4550

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol😂

  • @Victor-um9ce

    @Victor-um9ce

    6 жыл бұрын

    Patience.exe will procced with flipping table

  • @bmax5928

    @bmax5928

    6 жыл бұрын

    I can fix it.. www.mediafire.com/file/17gisj66xw8baw8/Patience.bat

  • @thebossknight2.020

    @thebossknight2.020

    6 жыл бұрын

    666th like

  • @mannyheffley9551

    @mannyheffley9551

    6 жыл бұрын

    698th.

  • @benjaminSaddler
    @benjaminSaddler6 жыл бұрын

    Slowest Progress Bars On The Internet: Time till next Valve game with a 3 in it.

  • @Patrickhh69

    @Patrickhh69

    6 жыл бұрын

    Half life 3, the half life of the most stable isotope of lithium

  • @scurflemadur3812

    @scurflemadur3812

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @gigachadgaming1551

    @gigachadgaming1551

    5 жыл бұрын

    Infinity

  • @breadthealien

    @breadthealien

    5 жыл бұрын

    Team Fortress 3

  • @ubuntulinux2859

    @ubuntulinux2859

    5 жыл бұрын

    Half life 3 or team fortress 3?

  • @pigeonmastr
    @pigeonmastr4 жыл бұрын

    “You can live the rest of your life with out breathing” *I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS*

  • @ninjaandocean3345

    @ninjaandocean3345

    4 жыл бұрын

    Test it

  • @josefalbihn4625
    @josefalbihn46254 жыл бұрын

    Thanks michel! I have now, because of you, not taken a single breath for 7 years. It has completely changed my way of living.

  • @hexagonist23

    @hexagonist23

    3 жыл бұрын

    How do you cope with the urge to breathe? Its a horrible addiction

  • @Andi-gl9io

    @Andi-gl9io

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hexagonist23yeah I mean it's instinct to breath because your body thinks it's vital to survive and survival and reproductive are what your body is designed to do

  • @discreet_boson

    @discreet_boson

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Andi-gl9io woooosh

  • @reay7224

    @reay7224

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow, you're so strong! I hope you can continue this streak without relapsing

  • @Rukalin
    @Rukalin6 жыл бұрын

    I dunno. The PS4-update-progress-bar is slower.

  • @michalvalta5231

    @michalvalta5231

    6 жыл бұрын

    Is THAT why consoles are so much better than PCs?

  • @Voltaic314

    @Voltaic314

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah because Sony caps your download speed to 1 MB/s. On steam it's uncapped (but you can cap it manually if you so choose). :)

  • @peterholmes2364

    @peterholmes2364

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tru tru

  • @off6006

    @off6006

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michal Valta stop

  • @___aaron.m7930

    @___aaron.m7930

    6 жыл бұрын

    MP9K no they don't t depends on your wifi my PS4 internet is capped at 100mbs

  • @MrMaster1812
    @MrMaster18126 жыл бұрын

    Still faster than my internet download speed

  • @insertstupidserialnumberhe2727

    @insertstupidserialnumberhe2727

    5 жыл бұрын

    50 years later: "download failed" [Quit] [Retry] [Sue]

  • @Ribbons0121R121

    @Ribbons0121R121

    5 жыл бұрын

    [Sue]

  • @monikka4109

    @monikka4109

    5 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P

  • @TheoBeats002

    @TheoBeats002

    5 жыл бұрын

    And yours is even faster than mine is... so sad... can we get 1 billion like ALEXA!??!

  • @-hitman-9103

    @-hitman-9103

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah yeah , finally u did contribute after a year!!!

  • @ShiftEnd13
    @ShiftEnd135 жыл бұрын

    Pay 1.99 to nahh Right Click *Inspect*

  • @tanukies
    @tanukies5 жыл бұрын

    One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. And a half.

  • @skibur848

    @skibur848

    4 жыл бұрын

    Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen Twenty Twenty one And a half

  • @skibur848

    @skibur848

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mine Tron5 is how big my dong is

  • @skibur848

    @skibur848

    4 жыл бұрын

    " i am inevitable"

  • @Aiden-vg4xs

    @Aiden-vg4xs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Twenty-two. Twenty-three. Twenty-four. Twenty-five. Twenty-six. Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight. Twenty-nine. Thirty. Thirty-one. Thirty-two. Thirty-three. And a half.

  • @ayushdayama660

    @ayushdayama660

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thirty four Thirty Five Thirty six Thirty seven Thirty eight Thirty nine Forty Forty one Forty Two Forty Three Forty Four Forty Five Forty Six Forty Seven Forty Eight Forty Nine And a half

  • @LeoCoot
    @LeoCoot6 жыл бұрын

    i thought i could hear the gif at first, then i realized my heart was in sync with the gif, maybe the heart beat is also responsible, it would explain why not everyone can hear it, but some people who might be in perfect sync can really freak out with this...

  • @edofluit6568

    @edofluit6568

    10 ай бұрын

    you realized your heart was in sync? you have a sense of how fast your heart beats? or did you monitor it? like how do you realise this?

  • @jade88104

    @jade88104

    6 ай бұрын

    @@edofluit6568 touch the vein on your neck, it will pulse in time to your heartbeat. or, place your ear on a pillow you may hear your heartbeat, it sounds like footprints. my heart was also coincidentally in sync with the video, my hand was on my neck so thats how i knew

  • @xyzt8861
    @xyzt88616 жыл бұрын

    You don't need to pay money. Just open console and write: counter = 999980; After 20 seconds, it will start fireworks. That's it.

  • @arandompersonwatchingvideo1875

    @arandompersonwatchingvideo1875

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tejan Deol That’s just basic use of inspect...

  • @arandompersonwatchingvideo1875

    @arandompersonwatchingvideo1875

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tejan Deol Its stuff 8th graders do on education websites to make their score look big. Knowing how to right click, click inspect and change what you clicked on is stuff people find out by accident, it’s not rocket science.

  • @edmcmullan4686

    @edmcmullan4686

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@arandompersonwatchingvideo1875 r/whoooosh

  • @ramzytylar4292

    @ramzytylar4292

    5 жыл бұрын

    But what’s the variable all I saw was print(time (count to million)

  • @Ashchu117

    @Ashchu117

    5 жыл бұрын

    'counter' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

  • @JammyWammy69
    @JammyWammy695 жыл бұрын

    One time I was downloading a file and my computer said 3600 years, It kept fidgeting by a handful of years but was around this

  • @enbyriot9088
    @enbyriot90883 жыл бұрын

    "That's right. The rich get everything." thank u comrade Michael

  • @DesiFailVids
    @DesiFailVids6 жыл бұрын

    didn't hear anything in that gif, feel like nature ripped me off :)

  • @christiank7837

    @christiank7837

    6 жыл бұрын

    I tried to watch it without imagining a sound, but just couldn’t. I would “hear” a deep thud every time it hit the ground.

  • @riya3.141

    @riya3.141

    6 жыл бұрын

    Desi FailVids same

  • @ryderm8077

    @ryderm8077

    6 жыл бұрын

    like "da doo"

  • @earthbjornnahkaimurrao9542

    @earthbjornnahkaimurrao9542

    6 жыл бұрын

    I don't hear anything but I see a vibration and interpret it as it should have a boom. I would guess this only works on low frequencies but I wonder what is the highest frequency you can "hear" this way.

  • @soinelle85

    @soinelle85

    6 жыл бұрын

    Since the person asked if you hear sound from viewing the gif. The thought of it is placed in your mind and you expect to hear a sound when you are really not. The way the brain works by association. The question should be, do you physically hear the sound? The person who tweeted that seems to trying to make it into a phenomenon not realizing that the question itself causes one to interpret the image with sound. The human mind can be easily coerced into imagining the sound like we really can hear it. Not all people fall for it though.

  • @Nad_0618
    @Nad_06186 жыл бұрын

    #1 Slowest loading bar on the Internet: Every Site in the Slow lane

  • @nacl7991

    @nacl7991

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rip internet was fun knowing you

  • @inferno7181

    @inferno7181

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nothing will change, redditors. If you don't like what your ISP will do then boycott them.

  • @thepope2412

    @thepope2412

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe now netflix and other bandwidth hoggers will get their own lane so it doesn't effect every other website like it does now.

  • @xerxsesbreak8455

    @xerxsesbreak8455

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes I will avoid the one isp i can use in my town. That sounds like a solution that will work and that I'll be able to maintain in the face of a cold uncaring corporation. Perhaps after that I'll spit at the sun in hopes it will heat my aforementioned town better. Maybe after that I'll attempt to empty the ocean via teaspoon.

  • @Argonak1

    @Argonak1

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Xerxses Break At least you still have your will.

  • @kruemmelbande5078
    @kruemmelbande50784 жыл бұрын

    Lemons be like: I am speed

  • @themaverick1891

    @themaverick1891

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lemons aren't like that.

  • @Aiden-vg4xs

    @Aiden-vg4xs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Garden snail: are you challenging me?

  • @cm5g

    @cm5g

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Maverick! r/whoosh r/yesihavereddit

  • @themaverick1891

    @themaverick1891

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cm5g k/overused comment, g/assuming that the other person didn't get it, z/stupid senseless comment, h/don't care about your Reddit.

  • @_Pike

    @_Pike

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cringe. Furry

  • @goblinlazer6464
    @goblinlazer64645 жыл бұрын

    I’m 100% sure I’m the only one who heard nothing when the gif was playing. 100% sure.

  • @arode1916

    @arode1916

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didnt hear anything, I just kinda felt my phone vibrate for some reason

  • @danishqureshi8583
    @danishqureshi85836 жыл бұрын

    I missed the count to one million by 30 minutes. Oh well, only 11 days left..

  • @wither507withernatioon6

    @wither507withernatioon6

    6 жыл бұрын

    patient.exe has stopped working

  • @beepboopily6285

    @beepboopily6285

    6 жыл бұрын

    2 hours

  • @Kelis-melissa
    @Kelis-melissa6 жыл бұрын

    Hey michael, vsauce here

  • @alecelth27

    @alecelth27

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kelis-melissa wrong

  • @Kelis-melissa

    @Kelis-melissa

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alec Eltherington you vs the joke

  • @thedarkspeedninjashadittsux

    @thedarkspeedninjashadittsux

    6 жыл бұрын

    .com

  • @rusty9959

    @rusty9959

    6 жыл бұрын

    Where are your fingers

  • @Kelis-melissa

    @Kelis-melissa

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rusty on my hands, duh.

  • @yashvikramsingh4046
    @yashvikramsingh40465 жыл бұрын

    Michael: This is the slowest progress bar on the internet Internet Explorer: Hold my beer🍺

  • @midnightdream2006
    @midnightdream20065 жыл бұрын

    "You can live the rest of your life without breathing." Me: "That's called suffocating."

  • @user-ov8cu5ff2y
    @user-ov8cu5ff2y6 жыл бұрын

    I once had a download that said it was going to take 1031 days 16 hours and 42 seconds.

  • @ibrahimhomsi3567

    @ibrahimhomsi3567

    6 жыл бұрын

    GastricPenguins ! ironically.. many more downloads are gonna achieve that time now

  • @user-ov8cu5ff2y

    @user-ov8cu5ff2y

    6 жыл бұрын

    Edward Stane true

  • @brandonjc13

    @brandonjc13

    6 жыл бұрын

    Was it an EA game? I'm sure you can buy a speedy downloader tool from them

  • @shayaanalam_1107

    @shayaanalam_1107

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Cox underrated comment

  • @kentmichaelgalang686

    @kentmichaelgalang686

    5 жыл бұрын

    I downloaded something on firefox once, and that day wasn't a good day for my internect connection. For you see, the estimated download time literally said 2 years.

  • @mrfoodcart16
    @mrfoodcart166 жыл бұрын

    the countonemillion.com JUST restarted like 2 minutes ago.....

  • @Wickedlizerd

    @Wickedlizerd

    6 жыл бұрын

    We just missed 1 million...

  • @lew3813

    @lew3813

    6 жыл бұрын

    Somebody paid money

  • @caterpie4546

    @caterpie4546

    6 жыл бұрын

    I clicked on the website then someone paid money xP

  • @picuminati6973

    @picuminati6973

    6 жыл бұрын

    heyyy, i just watched it finish

  • @ThePC007

    @ThePC007

    6 жыл бұрын

    8 minutes at the moment. Looks like people have no idea what do do with their money.

  • @chickenlyle0928
    @chickenlyle09284 жыл бұрын

    0:35 vsause but out of context

  • @anthonyfarandatos7839
    @anthonyfarandatos78394 жыл бұрын

    4:17 I like that sound!

  • @nancyolej
    @nancyolej6 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if the heat death of the universe one is actually coded to fill.

  • @NoStereo

    @NoStereo

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's not :( Here is the code: var heatdeath = new item("❄️ Heat Death of the Universe", 0, function () { this.left = React.createElement( 'span', null, '10', React.createElement( 'sup', null, '100' ), ' years left' ); this.progress = 0; });

  • @lightcat3790

    @lightcat3790

    5 жыл бұрын

    10^100 is so huge most computers can't use it for math

  • @aulendilthegreat873

    @aulendilthegreat873

    5 жыл бұрын

    i doubt the death of the sun and the andromeda galaxy are coded as well, one pixel would be longer than humanity will survive

  • @eliasfunez9982
    @eliasfunez99826 жыл бұрын

    1:34 this literally always happens to me like when I'm playing a video game with no sound I can still hear the sounds it's trippy like jumping and walking noises

  • @azuregriffin1116

    @azuregriffin1116

    6 жыл бұрын

    Elias Funez same, especially one I've played loads like BoTW, because 300 hours of the music is enough to makd me hear it when I mute the sound.

  • @mmmchikenwangz8005

    @mmmchikenwangz8005

    6 жыл бұрын

    I can imagine the thud noise in my head, but I don't hear it as an actual sound. I don't get what people mean when they say they can "hear" it.

  • @eliasfunez9982

    @eliasfunez9982

    6 жыл бұрын

    im schleep maybe it's because I have 1700 hours in the game And I'm kind of used to sound being there

  • @mmmchikenwangz8005

    @mmmchikenwangz8005

    6 жыл бұрын

    I meant the GIF though lol. And sometimes I have moments where I hear a noise from a game that I was playing for a super long time. Like once I got off of CSGO and randomly in the day I heard bomb ticking. lul

  • @eliasfunez9982

    @eliasfunez9982

    6 жыл бұрын

    im schleep yeah csgo is one of the only games where that happens to me

  • @sofiapaiz5268
    @sofiapaiz52683 жыл бұрын

    I like how Micheal just randomly changes the subject of the video

  • @sjegannath6295
    @sjegannath62954 жыл бұрын

    Slowest progress bar on internet ever My internet: are you sure?

  • @katazina0
    @katazina06 жыл бұрын

    i was expecting the-rich-get-everything .com

  • @ilanzatonski8826

    @ilanzatonski8826

    6 жыл бұрын

    me too, feelsbadman .com

  • @neehgurg2111

    @neehgurg2111

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or do they?

  • @williamwilson836

    @williamwilson836

    5 жыл бұрын

    .com

  • @liquidnectarine9151
    @liquidnectarine91516 жыл бұрын

    Netflix loading bar when net neutrality ends.

  • @HudsonGTV

    @HudsonGTV

    6 жыл бұрын

    it did end

  • @Ali-zx8lz

    @Ali-zx8lz

    6 жыл бұрын

    HudsonGTV FFS

  • @ABaumstumpf

    @ABaumstumpf

    6 жыл бұрын

    Netflix was already blackmailed long ago into paying ISPs to not get throttled to death. Now it just became legal to do so with everybody despite the actual infrastructure belonging to universities and the government.

  • @gutshallc7598

    @gutshallc7598

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dear god congress hasn't passed it yet and with 17 states suing over it, net neutrality will most likely stay.

  • @ryanschaff123

    @ryanschaff123

    6 жыл бұрын

    It’s ended and nothing has changed.

  • @nabhchandra_
    @nabhchandra_5 жыл бұрын

    I love how he moves from one topic to another

  • @maximgalitsyn553
    @maximgalitsyn5533 жыл бұрын

    4:37 I thought it would finally be safe not in the year 4,000, not the 5,000s not the 6,000s, it finally be safe probably in the year 22,000

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon6 жыл бұрын

    1:22 Ah yes I hear your voice and backround music.

  • @munzaki3178

    @munzaki3178

    5 жыл бұрын

    HAHA lol

  • @ozgunkara1930
    @ozgunkara19306 жыл бұрын

    I said one more progress bar before going bed... only 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years left

  • @bacon.cheesecake

    @bacon.cheesecake

    6 жыл бұрын

    I copied that number into google along with a "*1" and it gave me 1e+101. It appears you have one too many zeroes.

  • @oskariponkala1508

    @oskariponkala1508

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bacon CheeseCake he doesn't. 1e+101 is the same thing as 10e+100

  • @to9100

    @to9100

    6 жыл бұрын

    You might be waiting a little longer than that, I looked at the code and the progress bar for the end of the universe, turns out it doesn't do anything.

  • @frisianmouve

    @frisianmouve

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well it'd be millions of years before that progress bar would need some additional pixels anyway

  • @SalreixVonOtsuu
    @SalreixVonOtsuu4 жыл бұрын

    2:45 look how well constructed it's exoskeleton is... it's perfectly symmetrical and really easy to tell where one part ends and another part stops. Really cool actually. Most bugs since they, you know, don't have a spine, just kinda look a little off sometimes. Like say, ants. They look fragile and somewhat misshapen but it's nowhere to be seen here. neat.

  • @swadloom40
    @swadloom404 жыл бұрын

    "You can live the rest of your life without breathing" This took me a few seconds to get.

  • @imaeatyourliver3823
    @imaeatyourliver38236 жыл бұрын

    3:20 that’s animal farm in a nutshell

  • @sirwannabeguy4886

    @sirwannabeguy4886

    5 жыл бұрын

    C

  • @walterclements7318

    @walterclements7318

    5 жыл бұрын

    D

  • @LAV-III

    @LAV-III

    5 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @hyakki160

    @hyakki160

    5 жыл бұрын

    F to pay respects

  • @bryceflanigan4636
    @bryceflanigan46364 жыл бұрын

    Michael: "you can live the entire rest of your life without breathing" Me: "... ... Oh."

  • @Billy-tc2bc
    @Billy-tc2bc5 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else find it weird how he jumps up whenever it switches to face cam

  • @star.set76
    @star.set764 жыл бұрын

    It's crazy how I won't live to see half of those progress bars fill completely.

  • @isaacdavis1363
    @isaacdavis13634 жыл бұрын

    The longest progress bar on the internet: time until michael posts another Vsauce video

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend85705 жыл бұрын

    "You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing" I mean, that's technically true...

  • @redi4ka951
    @redi4ka9513 жыл бұрын

    4:58 always gets me

  • @shotta4460
    @shotta44604 жыл бұрын

    1970: By 2019 we will have flying cars!! 2019: Website in which you can access to count to 1,000,000

  • @EHMM

    @EHMM

    3 жыл бұрын

    1970: wow were dumb af 2020: Uhh Ya.

  • @Bigguytoofor
    @Bigguytoofor6 жыл бұрын

    4:18 sounds kind of like terraria music

  • @hyakki160

    @hyakki160

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jonha of the Huizens Oh ye

  • @c.victor6247
    @c.victor62476 жыл бұрын

    if there was a progress bar under the end of the universe it would say "time until completion of my homework"

  • @mistycgc8492
    @mistycgc84925 жыл бұрын

    Dong is literally just transitions. Its amazing.

  • @AmadeusAbacus
    @AmadeusAbacus4 жыл бұрын

    this is one of my favorite D O N G videos

  • @itsirisii5715
    @itsirisii57155 жыл бұрын

    Topic: progress bars 2 mins into topic: Some people can hear this silent Gif! Me: Best vid ever!

  • @mr.knightthedetective7435
    @mr.knightthedetective74354 жыл бұрын

    1:24 I don't "hear" that gif, I sense it's vibrations. Not the first time that I've experienced those vibrations. The first time was watching -Ben 10 Hentai- 😒

  • @deathwish4307
    @deathwish43075 жыл бұрын

    Your shirt looks so simple pretty snd cozy, i cant control my self i must compliment it.

  • @Aarongan555
    @Aarongan5555 жыл бұрын

    I was just waiting for the Vsauce music and him saying OR CAN YOU? when he said that you can spend your intire life without brearthing.... GOD DAMMIT

  • @OriginalPai
    @OriginalPai6 жыл бұрын

    I heard music when you showed the gif, but it was playing before and after the gif, for the rest of the video actually, so I'll just assume you put that there.

  • @jsdouglas2612

    @jsdouglas2612

    5 жыл бұрын

    There’s actually no audio in this video at all. It’s all just a trick of the mind

  • @joshualewandowski1721

    @joshualewandowski1721

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jsdouglas2612 wait wut I know ur joking so don't woooosh me but I'm pretending Wait wut

  • @ihave43kidsinmybasement30
    @ihave43kidsinmybasement304 жыл бұрын

    GTA 5 on console: allow me to introduce myself

  • @tanningbed4bred
    @tanningbed4bred5 жыл бұрын

    I love how my phone starts to buffer while vsauce is counting

  • @o4_
    @o4_3 жыл бұрын

    "You could live the entire rest of your life without breathing." Technically the truth.

  • @borko8325
    @borko83255 жыл бұрын

    The slowest progress bar on the internet is from my windows 7

  • @yeayea1625
    @yeayea16256 жыл бұрын

    Good day! I SAID GOOD DAY!

  • @hugo__ribeiro

    @hugo__ribeiro

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thanks! I SAID THANKS!

  • @cringeycookies500

    @cringeycookies500

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ok! I SAID OK!

  • @ttookz196

    @ttookz196

    6 жыл бұрын

    please stay away from my children

  • @Akiringuis

    @Akiringuis

    6 жыл бұрын

    No I SAID ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!

  • @vaS-Co

    @vaS-Co

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fez?

  • @voltaixlux1697
    @voltaixlux16975 жыл бұрын

    I was sick and I couldn't go to school so I spent the rest of my day watching Vsauce.

  • @elthongonzalez4710
    @elthongonzalez47104 жыл бұрын

    3:49 weird how the navigator was set to where I literally live in lol

  • @jebbi1817
    @jebbi18175 жыл бұрын

    The longest progress bar: The 10 second unskippable ad.

  • @wildharpy6435

    @wildharpy6435

    5 жыл бұрын

    * distant thuding * what have you done?! You have *S U M M O N E D I T*

  • @AdibasWakfu
    @AdibasWakfu6 жыл бұрын

    i feel like crossmodal correspondence deserves to be on vsause channel, not on dong

  • @natehoffmaster6726

    @natehoffmaster6726

    6 жыл бұрын

    Why is nobody capable of spelling "sauce"?

  • @suni070
    @suni0705 жыл бұрын

    That last joke flew right over my head and came back a minute later

  • @joshualedbetter6581
    @joshualedbetter65813 жыл бұрын

    1:26 Something similar happened to me once. I watched a video called Despicable Me but it's only when Vector is on screen. I watched the entire video only for me to realize it was muted.

  • @ritwikgossain8379

    @ritwikgossain8379

    3 жыл бұрын

    that is an awesome movie

  • @castiel6699
    @castiel66995 жыл бұрын

    No one: Vsauce: Slowest Progress Bars On The Internet!

  • @c0n0d42
    @c0n0d426 жыл бұрын

    Hey michael What exactly is spicyness? I mean u feel it on yout tongue but how does it work? Greetings from switzerland ;)

  • @ThatCowGuy

    @ThatCowGuy

    6 жыл бұрын

    literal pain

  • @muza-pe1183

    @muza-pe1183

    6 жыл бұрын

    Although there isnt any actual spicyness in the toxin, the brain releases dopamine to distract from the heat caused by Capsaicin, a toxin that tricks your neural system.

  • @kj27wolf31
    @kj27wolf315 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Synesthetes that have Audio Synesthesia (Like me) hear movement all the time.

  • @MimicGriphon
    @MimicGriphon5 жыл бұрын

    I can hear that gif... But only if my eyes are open.... I love it!

  • @kasimali123
    @kasimali1236 жыл бұрын

    4:09 nice nails michael

  • @scotttaylor5928
    @scotttaylor59286 жыл бұрын

    I associate Tuesdays with the colour Yellow. I don’t know why but I think it’s part of that thing you were talking about

  • @mmunier947

    @mmunier947

    6 жыл бұрын

    SlendyMan 702 nah math is "obviously" blue ^^

  • @local_catgirl3344

    @local_catgirl3344

    6 жыл бұрын

    I associate Mondays with the sound of me dying

  • @mattsteiger8590

    @mattsteiger8590

    6 жыл бұрын

    Math is red to me...English yellow, science blue, geography/social studies green. That’s how I always color coordinated folders for school

  • @JoshMundellschannel

    @JoshMundellschannel

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matt Steiger I see math as blue, English as red, science as green, and social studies as yellow. Idk why

  • @scotttaylor5928

    @scotttaylor5928

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fancy Walrus Back in 5th grade so, I had coloured duotangs. That’s why I’ll associate Social Studies with orange, Math as yellow, French with green, English as red

  • @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast
    @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast5 жыл бұрын

    I saw where I live when he showed the ISS moving (Stafford Virginia towards the bottom)

  • @thearchived4823
    @thearchived48235 жыл бұрын

    I dont know why but with the transition from the image of the invertebrate to the tree scrolling out, I got a punch of deja vu and Ive never watched this video before

  • @snorka1029

    @snorka1029

    5 жыл бұрын

    me2

  • @Huey111
    @Huey1116 жыл бұрын

    THE ADDRESS AT 3: 53 IS RIGHT NEXT TO MY HIGHSCHOOL

  • @Huey111

    @Huey111

    6 жыл бұрын

    tryh4rdt0xic go ahead my son

  • @cringebob965

    @cringebob965

    6 жыл бұрын

    3:53

  • @superamogusman4779

    @superamogusman4779

    6 жыл бұрын

    Spooky coincidence?

  • @RobertHoward-bertho

    @RobertHoward-bertho

    6 жыл бұрын

    ok

  • @bradonhoover3002
    @bradonhoover30025 жыл бұрын

    Oh no, there was a typo in your video, that text misspelled your monetization friendly channel name D!NG

  • @atchaaa
    @atchaaa2 жыл бұрын

    the way they link websites together is like how I randomly think of things while I try to sleep at 11:27pm

  • @slapshack3198
    @slapshack31986 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P Net neutrality, R.I.P. Dong.

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet62396 жыл бұрын

    you can hold your breath for the rest of your life, it’s just your life will be very short

  • @apple54345

    @apple54345

    5 жыл бұрын

    ayy, you got the joke! way to go, champ!

  • @datboyace13

    @datboyace13

    5 жыл бұрын

    Little dark humor never hurt anybody

  • @johnmccone5237
    @johnmccone52375 жыл бұрын

    0:42 he said sometimes right over your head and the path it showed had it go right over my house in Annapolis

  • @goldproductions5867
    @goldproductions58675 жыл бұрын

    I get crossmodal correspondences for flashing lights. Sounds like ticking whenever I pass a cop stopped on the road

  • @jaidoua1
    @jaidoua16 жыл бұрын

    Expand dong

  • @pleasesubscribeforaburrito7904
    @pleasesubscribeforaburrito79044 жыл бұрын

    Do you know about my computer’s update bar?

  • @liam.28
    @liam.284 жыл бұрын

    I saw the "The sun dies" bar move up a pixel. We are nearing the end

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT5 жыл бұрын

    0:00 How many characters are in MK2 after Kung Lao does his fatality.

  • @Dephy
    @Dephy6 жыл бұрын

    thanks now im gonna go live the entire rest of my life without breathing

  • @MaxMax-hk5dz

    @MaxMax-hk5dz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well then you wont live that long XD

  • @maddie_1122

    @maddie_1122

    5 жыл бұрын

    Switch1000 gaming 1000 whoosh

  • @MaxMax-hk5dz

    @MaxMax-hk5dz

    5 жыл бұрын

    It was a little dark i know... *Nervous laughing*

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