Me: I'm going to use the restroom real quick Michael (jumping into frame): what exactly is a restroom?

@nehanudawatte5173

7 жыл бұрын

Denk Meme aCTUALLY, IT'S AN "R'ROOM."

@aboxofspinfusors7173

7 жыл бұрын

_cue music_

@HotSauceBear

7 жыл бұрын

For the millionth time, Michael, get out of my house! We broke up years ago! I think my restraining order is still in effect, too!

@Wisdawms

7 жыл бұрын

*cue mysterious music*

@mohamedbasha1263

6 жыл бұрын

something you can do online now, guys

"Hopefully you don't need more than a FOOT of meat" *_*chuckle immaturely_****

@pathicc8818

7 жыл бұрын

Shockinwave double dong

@JB3052107

5 жыл бұрын

whatever you do dont stroke the dong

@KnightoftheSorryFace

4 жыл бұрын

@@pathicc8818 yeah. Something you shouldn't search. I regret my life decisions

@m.f8655

4 жыл бұрын

*chuckles in 7inches*

Those tree puns were OAKay

@Whiteout7547

4 жыл бұрын

No

@saulo4302

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@Yeeterboy

3 жыл бұрын

No

@Yeeterboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@saulo4302 no

@guillermogil3391

3 жыл бұрын

You really need to conCEDAR your answer

Hey vsause , Gary here

@MaruSama

6 жыл бұрын

just doesnt feel right...

@yourwonderful7469

6 жыл бұрын

Szechuan sause

@prodmanu

6 жыл бұрын

That sounds so W E I R D

@theintelligentmilkjug944

6 жыл бұрын

Here you go good sir take my like

@hazzy5714

5 жыл бұрын

wiw

Jesus whats with that computer... why do you have 15 fps on simple flash game?

@WildThingPL89

7 жыл бұрын

The powah of Mac. ;)

@DoritoDan

7 жыл бұрын

Philip most flash games can't go passed low fps's. Also it's whether the website can support to run a flash game at fast speeds or not. The computer matters very little.

@antonrockoboac8711

7 жыл бұрын

because its flash

@antonrockoboac8711

7 жыл бұрын

i thought java was

@WildThingPL89

7 жыл бұрын

DoritoDan so why all of those flash games run perfectly smooth on my computer and not on the video?

I swear these puns keep getting better

@Pr1malWereHouse

7 жыл бұрын

Lizard813 I "Wooden" go that far...

@cringykid5736

5 жыл бұрын

Alder those puns ima kms

@aryaman2442

5 жыл бұрын

?

2:59 you mean "Trip"

@BlackDewn

7 жыл бұрын

it´s a trap!

@EdwinCristobal

7 жыл бұрын

Its a tarp!!

@ntsempty1209

7 жыл бұрын

prat a sti

@Nugcon

7 жыл бұрын

It's a trap!

@ikilly9713

7 жыл бұрын

Are you sure about that?

Double Dong is.. not.. something you want to look up.

@MrRichardprice

7 жыл бұрын

What if it is?

@MrRichardprice

7 жыл бұрын

Okay, nevermind... You win

@efners1

7 жыл бұрын

It's literally a double dong

@XenGame

7 жыл бұрын

OH OKAY

@bagandtag4391

7 жыл бұрын

(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

If you're new here it's nice to MEAT you. If you're not, glad we could MEAT again on this channel! Now go cook some MEAT. Okay that last one isn't a pun.

@cyclcrclicly9840

7 жыл бұрын

first reply to this comment i think

@MrAdam943

7 жыл бұрын

DONG second

@pantelisportantaris8906

7 жыл бұрын

what do u mean cyprus at the end mike ?

@pantelisportantaris8906

7 жыл бұрын

it my cuntry Xd

@pigslayer275

7 жыл бұрын

You see, There's a problem here; I like to cook my meat, and EAT it too.

"A flickable DONG" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Monetize

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Cook your meat online! -- DONG" that's what we call hentai Vsauce

YOU DID NOT WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!

@HowLongDoesItTake4Dads2BuyMilk

7 жыл бұрын

He is a Dirty Gary! Ba dum tsss

@jackcrooky9927

7 жыл бұрын

.com

@ecvsio

7 жыл бұрын

you just commented that trying to be first without saying "first" lel

@isaactabron4222

7 жыл бұрын

but he went back in

@tmseh

7 жыл бұрын

Shantanu Thatte Ding.

OH I'LL COOK MY MEAT ALRIGHT

@aX0n777

7 жыл бұрын

Baran Hekimoglu portal gun !!!

@genericuser1546

7 жыл бұрын

calm down there mate

@Xxpatmanx1

7 жыл бұрын

Baran Hekimoglu I always tinderized and cooked my meat online

@soupmuncher.

2 жыл бұрын

and i bet it'll taste great

the game is called "digital _trip!_ "

@itscrumbelivable

7 жыл бұрын

ya wanna go on a digital trip kid?

@frostcrackle2374

7 жыл бұрын

;)

@CroissantLoser

6 жыл бұрын

T r a p

I went to the Time Flies website. 10/10 would have a midlife crisis at age 20 and be forced to confront my fear of death again.

Glad to see a video about how time flies ... on my birthday.

trap? isn't it trip?

@Wisdawms

7 жыл бұрын

It's a human mistake.

@farter8000

7 жыл бұрын

Wisdoms no it's most definitely a trap

@ikilly9713

7 жыл бұрын

Are you sure about that?

@ajaidenrh123

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Cashbeee

6 жыл бұрын

"It's a trip" - generil ikhbir

00:36 new notification tone

@phoenixscott001

4 жыл бұрын

Mine is 0:38

2:17 at a faster watch speed is funny

His transitions are the best

"I didn't wash my hands" 2 days later: WHERE ARE MY FINGERS?

Cooking is all nice but can I beat it online? Asking for a friend...

@skacoreification

6 жыл бұрын

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS??

Hehehe... Flickable Dong. Hehehe.. hehe... *Sigh*

@HowLongDoesItTake4Dads2BuyMilk

7 жыл бұрын

top kek

@toastapprentice

7 жыл бұрын

The Last Meme Bender *E X P A N D D O N G*

@solar2696

7 жыл бұрын

DOUBLE DONG!!

@ChaosAtlantis33

7 жыл бұрын

The Last Meme Bender world longest DONG on the internet

So from cooked meat to gravity? I love you Michael

3:04 its digital trip not trap

Have been searching the relative time thing for days but cannot find it since I forgot which video it's. I've tried dozens of vsauce videos and didn't get it, until now. It came to my KZread feed today, thank you KZread Algorithm

No 3 minute curiosity box ad in the end? You're spoiling us.

“Cook your meat online” “Dong” *SOMETHING’S WRONG, I CAN FEEL IT*

now I can't watch Michael videos without Vsauce memes flashbacking in my head

0:01 when it's taco tuesday

@ItsRubyGD

4 жыл бұрын

i shouldnt have laughed

this is actually amazing

Can’t wait for *Beat* Your Meat Online

1:32 time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist

AGGGGGG THE TREE PUNS ARE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!

DONG is simply the best channel !

Was at Brain Candy Live Jax, FL!!! Wanted to say hi but I was on the highest area. Well, hi! The show was awesome!

Now he's just playing with the intro meme, love it. SPIT FACTS!

thanks for the timestamps!

I can't stand how funny the acronym is and how they use it in context

So new glasses. Did something happened to old ones after installing that mic?

Apparently, if you dip a 3 cm steak in molten copper for 1 second, then dip it in liquid nitrogen for 3 seconds, and repeat the process 203 more times, your steak should be fully well done, with browning reactions on the surface. Then, you'd wait for 1 minute and 20 seconds for it to equalize to about 75 C. This process would take exactly 15 minutes. You may need to wait longer if you don't want your food to be that hot. You also may want to take it one side at a time. Either way though, that'd be a neat meat feat.

Love this Chanel's name.

"I wont be filming DONG videos till June" - Michael before Brain Candy Live started After it started: He appeared twice already. Good for me though, more Michael = more fun.

best intro ever

4:05 you'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise...

another quality video micheal :)

I just watched the entire video and clicked on every link in the description. Or did I?!

time flies changed my life.

i was so excited i thought the title said "Beat your Meat online" but i was wrong and i am not excited anymore

How much more meme content will Michael give Dolan Dark?

What is the first song used??? i cant find it on jake Chudnow's Soundcloud or KZread!!

I went to the vsauce channel to see what were his first videos and man was I impressed... Michael.. You made the right choices with the channel, even though it REALLY didn't seem like it at first

The freaking "bring" made me laugh more than it should have.

those tree puns killed me

Your tree puns resignated with me. However, now that my trunk is packed, I'd say it's time for me to leaf and branch out.

23 degrees celsius is 73.4 degrees fahrenheit; that's lower than the lowest setting on an average electric griddle - i.e., the "warm" setting. And while this is technically "hot" enough to cook a 3 cm. (1.1 inch) steak, given enough time, it hardly constitutes the heat intensity or time duration to cook said steak to optimal average taste satisfaction. Such a steak cooked to those limitations would be edible but relatively bland. Intense but brief heat far more often brings out more of a meat's flavor while not drying it out.

"A flickable D.O.N.G" why did you have to say that

DONG Is the only YT channel with the weirdest but best interesting websites XD

4:28 And now for something, completely different. The. Larch

Double Dong should win a Grammy.

YES IT'S MICHAEL

The intro became more cursed as it went on

lol the running thing is actually an adv for french optician.

The memes are gona be wild from this intro.

Our favorite boi is back! :D

Oh goody... i cant wait

Where's the setting for meat that's black on the outside and raw in the middle? That's my favorite setting apparently.

Micheal didn't wash his hands, *looks at Coronavirus* you know what this means.

Can you do a video on how time perseption changes with time?

2:18 pure asmr. someone loops that

I am enjoying watching the gradual loss of sanity from the VSauce team xD

new glasses!!!!!!

Oak my god those tree puns were only elm-ementary level.

Those tree puns were at best OAKay.

Time flies when you have fun cooking meat

I was SHOUTING until he used the pickaxe on the bird

Vsauce talking about how fun it is to do things with meat... this is ripe for a ytp

what's the song in the end called? i can't find it anywhere

Every single thing in this video I did in the past week... What the hell... SPIES!

Oh... haha. *Michael here!*

at 3:00 it says digital trip not trap , mandella effect ?

so at 76 I will have a whole year of advent calendar for myself! Win.

Ive been tenderizing my meat online for so long....I didnt know I could cook it online too. Theres a Dong for everything!!

what was the website where it had loads of footage from one of the moon landings

I think we broke Michael after all those memes

He didn't say the Vsauce in, "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here!"

Okey a loud laughter for you he he he friend merry Christmas to you, may the good Lord bless you always.

I feel like Michael takes psychedelics on his free time

" 404 the cosmic object that you are looking for has disappeared beyond the event horizon"- NASA Website 2017

Oh hey, Vsauce, didn't know you'd be waiting for me outside the *R-Room* heh, that's what the cool kids are callin' 'em

Vsauce forgot the password to his main channel.

Me: I'm going to use the restroo- Michael: *OR ARE YOU?*

The title! Cook Your Meat Online! Me: Cool! But what kind is my meat? --DONG LMAO

All that comes to mind when i see michael is him dancing at brain candy live...

it's called the utilility room

Those tree puns were oakay

Huh. He kind of *does* look like a Gary.

@jackdoyle3419

7 жыл бұрын

Gary or Brian, to be honest.

@saulo4302

4 жыл бұрын

And _maaaybe_ a Bruno.

@ItsRubyGD

4 жыл бұрын

i think michael is pretty good for now

that time thing is just a theory and I have yet to buy into it

2:59 HE SAID DIGITAL TRAP INSTEAD OF DIGITAL TRIP! FINALLY< I FOUND IN ERROR IN A D.O.N.G video!

how can you mix up trap with trip?