Glitch Yourself! -- DONG
Ойын-сауық
The Curiosity Box: curiositybox.com/beanie
**Click "SHOW MORE" for links to DONGs**
Annoying Cursor
www.annoyingcursor.com/
Forest of All the World’s Trees
hollow.org.uk/
Word Association Net
www.visuwords.com/
Get Mosh
getmosh.io/
Cool Math
www.coolmath-games.com/0-run-2
Snake Game
playsnake.org/
Trippy Snake
lucafraga.github.io/TrippySnake/
Prisoner's Dilemma
serendip.brynmawr.edu/cgi-bin/...
Monsters
builtvisible.com/something-un...
Hex Game
hex.frvr.com/
**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Written and edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannahcanetti )
VFX by
Eric Langlay
( / ericlanglay )
Music by Jake Chudnow
( / jakechudnow )
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3
Пікірлер: 1 000
"You guys totally thought I had turned into a wheel. I didn't." -Michael 2016
@raidedsalt7110
5 жыл бұрын
Viltė Neverauskaitė I can't believe I hadn't seen it on a "vsauce out of context" yet
WTF MICHAEL TURNED INTO A WHEEL
@josiahbaumgartner7643
7 жыл бұрын
Oh, you got me!!
@BoosterSBR
7 жыл бұрын
Josiah Baumgartner Me too!!
@lestonalvarez1
7 жыл бұрын
Josiah Baumgartner Classic
@SansBinky
7 жыл бұрын
he didn't
@pondererofpointlessdreams5029
7 жыл бұрын
-Vance- Dun WTF AHHHHHHH HE BECAME A WHEEL NO
Be careful how much you spin that thing Michael, you might... _tire_ yourself out.
@VaderDarth512
7 жыл бұрын
Take your damn thumbs up and get out.
@rastko7261
7 жыл бұрын
Your puns spin me around
@AlexE5250
7 жыл бұрын
Vensey Ness that pun was wheely bad
@Red-se4zy
6 жыл бұрын
hey thats pretty good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@jthad52801
5 жыл бұрын
*Dot com.*
Coolmath Games being a DONG is really weird for me. Usually they're things I've never heard of before, and here's something I've wasted countless middle school study halls on.
@ilankaplan2428
7 жыл бұрын
Right? I've used coolmath since 4th grade.
@swordslash8
7 жыл бұрын
nordic fatcheese well not everyone who watches DONG is a kid/was a kid when computers were widespread
@Formidable1
7 жыл бұрын
yeah I played run 2 a ton back in the day
@NerdyEspurr-ArtAndGaming
7 жыл бұрын
Kazza FDM Yep, lots of kids at my school use that. Plus, one kid even figured out how to get to KZread and watch Clash Royals (even though its blocked).
@liriai7735
7 жыл бұрын
Same X3
omg, I was scared when he turned into a wheel, luckily it wasn't permanent.
@_Olaroll
7 жыл бұрын
He got better
@bee7639
7 жыл бұрын
Nakiado I think it would have been so bicyCOOL as a wheel
@MayoMonster
7 жыл бұрын
It's WHEELy good he's back though
@cannedsaladsoup430
7 жыл бұрын
I don't think I could've *handled* it if he was a wheel forever.
@webbsitetheguy
6 жыл бұрын
hi
IS COOLMATH REALLY SOMETHING PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT
@brandonheintz352
7 жыл бұрын
CoolMath was the the favorite of every kid in my middle school. BTW that was 2009.
@kingxdedede7327
7 жыл бұрын
CoolMath isn't a website. It's a way of life.
@NinaKlos
7 жыл бұрын
CoolMath is that website you go on every time you have a substitute teacher & the only thing they demand is that you do something 'educational'
@st0rmflake338
7 жыл бұрын
lmao I never thought more people knew about the website
@Johnyknowhow
7 жыл бұрын
coolmath is that one thing you secretly loved but never told anyone about...
This was a pleasantly bizarre episode.
@aristas3695
7 жыл бұрын
nice pic
@zac9311
7 жыл бұрын
every episode with Michael in it is
@dogfishrising6923
7 жыл бұрын
It felt like it was more centered around kids
@JaggerIsBurritos
7 жыл бұрын
AlbinoCookie Michael's Bizarre DONG
Finally. I just can't get enough of Michael's DONG
is it me or is Michael getting a bit more silly?
@poops20000
7 жыл бұрын
He met Maxmoefoe.
@minitos1
7 жыл бұрын
it's the spit facts
@decaffrican279
7 жыл бұрын
He met Max Frank and IDubbbz, hes no longer the same man
@realllama1869
7 жыл бұрын
yes
@Paramite
7 жыл бұрын
His first channels name was _pooplicker888_ so I think he's getting back to his normal state again.
HOLLOW! How are you, for goodness SNAKE? Oh my MOSH I love these DONGs! Sincerely, Michael sTREEvens If you think of more cool ways to incorporate this weeks DONGs into my comment, let me know.
@captdev
7 жыл бұрын
Have always loved these! YAY MORE DONGS
@salovanwin
7 жыл бұрын
DONG DONGs are the best keep it up guys
@garrettwarren5944
7 жыл бұрын
I like pie
@EddieBurke
7 жыл бұрын
You've mentioned RUN 2 on a DONG From 2011
@haz1m195
7 жыл бұрын
DONG that was WHEELLY funny and kinda COOL.MATH.com
oh man, you got me good ! really thought you turned into a wheel for a second
wait i'm confused is or isn't Michael a wheel?
@coolbrotherf127
7 жыл бұрын
He is wheely Michael.
@YostPeter
7 жыл бұрын
Thank you theacp127... Thank you.
@roastedpotato05
7 жыл бұрын
Sia Furler Videos Ikr... It's making my mind pretty... Tired
I tought that you turned into wheel ;)
@lucianodebenedictis6014
7 жыл бұрын
Flor2Easy Nooo how can he make videos as a wheel vsauce is dead
@davidonfim2381
7 жыл бұрын
ikr, I wheely thought he had.
@TheRonster9319
7 жыл бұрын
Flor2Easy but he didn't.
@kyle1286
7 жыл бұрын
idk, I got a bit tired toward the end.
@guy3nder529
7 жыл бұрын
thought*
Coolmath was the go-to game for when the class was in the computer lab and the teacher wasn't looking in your direction.
Is he okay?
@fryingpanstan4596
7 жыл бұрын
Are you okay? Gosh.
@Xenro66
7 жыл бұрын
Well, he did *turn* into a wheel.
@EmotionalGameress
7 жыл бұрын
nobody is ok
@temptemp4174
7 жыл бұрын
Spit facts
wait wheres the link to the google images dong i cant find it
@vibratoryhawk5
7 жыл бұрын
yeah but do you have a link? i'm not good with directions...
@ericmayfield9163
7 жыл бұрын
Tato can you send me a link to that please
@thavrisco1632
7 жыл бұрын
Googol
@KnuckleHunkybuck
5 жыл бұрын
www.google.com/search?q=dong&source=lnms&tbm=isch
Oh my Goodness! I played Run 2 years ago on that site.
Wait, so Michael isn't a wheel?
@KnuckleHunkybuck
5 жыл бұрын
No, it was a trick he played on us. Don't be embarrassed -- I fell for it too.
W O A H G C O O L M A T H G A M E S
This video is a cry for help
@parasyythe
5 жыл бұрын
All of them are
Omg lol Michael turned into a wheel XD
@mrping2603
7 жыл бұрын
Oh man, he totally tricked me
@TheTRex2003
7 жыл бұрын
I bet Michael is the best wheel
@josiahbaumgartner7643
7 жыл бұрын
Were you TRYING to copy my comment?
@waltss8896
7 жыл бұрын
|-/
Cool Math is the most known D.O.N.G You've put on here other than Google Images :p
I think we're losing him.
Holy hell! Did you see how Michael turned into a wheel?!
@un-possiblemagician6471
7 жыл бұрын
A WITCH, HE'S A WITCH!
michael is just so happy and jokefull lately :3
coolmathsgames was my childhood. Only brits will know what I'm talking about.
@buttersddragon
7 жыл бұрын
Liam McIntosh Uhh... No, it's an American thing too.
@BlueKnight6000
7 жыл бұрын
We have coolmathgames in America haha. I remember playing games on that website in elementary school all the time.
@zarsasilver
7 жыл бұрын
pretty much most people's childhood, regardless of country...
@lowdaniel1235
7 жыл бұрын
Used to use it to bypass the schools proxies for games!
@digiornospizza8411
7 жыл бұрын
oNly 90S KiDs WILl rEmEMbER cOOll MaTn gAmEs
Love that these channels are so active right now!!
I want some spit facts
I need more DONG in my life
@spinnis
7 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you need a DONG... Dipper... dot com?
YOU GUYS TOTALLY THOUGHT I TURNED INTO A WHEEL
@supernicral
7 жыл бұрын
Ya he got me there
@michaelwilliams7140
7 жыл бұрын
Pure Randomness I didn't
I'm so glad your back to uploading more
thank you so much guys for uploading more videos!!!! i love this channel ... i always find it so interesting.
1:12 Why is that DONG not in the description?
@Eira_
7 жыл бұрын
don't worry I think i found it! www.bing.com/images/explore?FORM=ILPSTR
@justinwood2
7 жыл бұрын
SamZe. ooooh I see. It's a joke because Bing is a joke.
@alexf4500
7 жыл бұрын
Saitos4m4 same
ya..ya, ya YA FINALLY DOIN COOLMATH GAMES
Silly Michael has brought me joy in this dark and seemingly hopeless time. Thank you, silly Michael. Bless you.
The ending, so creepy how serius you said "I didn't" :D I love the channel - always motivates me to see the little and big dongs around the net
This was a wheely good Dong
michael is becoming memefull
@Timothan
7 жыл бұрын
hey vsauce robbery here
@rasmus781
7 жыл бұрын
ALEX ACHD 2 much Idubbbbz mate
@kingpotato7183
7 жыл бұрын
do you want some spit facts
@itsbtwnyouandi
7 жыл бұрын
VSAUCE, HOMELESS HERE! _YOU WANT SOME SPIT FACTS?!_
@jonsitoa
6 жыл бұрын
Great
Thank you guys for making cool new videos & being really nice people in general :)
Michael I miss your videos so much. I'm always happy to see you
i play cool matyhs games at schoool
@oliverwilson8435
7 жыл бұрын
In english mostly
@envyoc
7 жыл бұрын
what a prankster gangster
@Absolute_LUNA-C
6 жыл бұрын
me too
@therealspaghetti208
6 жыл бұрын
Stilz Games meh toh mahn
@josephowusu1349
6 жыл бұрын
i see there is intelligence life on this universe after all
Ding dong
@akalilthrombosis
5 жыл бұрын
hello
@iforgorowl7590
3 жыл бұрын
O k
I like this style michael, keep it up
so good that you guys are regular now!!!
prisoners dilemma is easy i did the math if you always compete you always win because the max you can get is 5 the max serendip can get is 1
@rafireomatic
7 жыл бұрын
PigInATuxedo but the game ends faster. You get less money than if you'd cooperate every time
@michaelsambasivam2897
7 жыл бұрын
Irrelevant, you vs the machine, not seeing how everyone can get the most coins.
@RylanEdlin
7 жыл бұрын
PigInATuxedo But if you have to score better than other pairs, the "evil" algorithm is pretty bad.
@RylanEdlin
7 жыл бұрын
***** You misunderstand the changes I made to the constraints of the problem. If you are playing in a pool with a variety of randomly paired algorithms, and your goal is to, over many trials, have the most points, an evil algorithm will always at least tie every game, but overall, it will not have as many points as algorithms that care more about getting more points overall. The only way for the evil algorithm to win is for zero other algorithms to have, "punishing" behavior, sacrificing their own potential for success in the game to bring down the evil algorithm's score.
Oh my gosh I played coolmathgames as a kid
@ASOUE
7 жыл бұрын
Everyone did.
Dude Michael is getting crazier and crazier. It's awesome.
Coolmath has been my go to since 2007
Who changed the subtitles at 0:19 from "dongs" to "dogs" lmao
@grampton
7 жыл бұрын
we have so many dogs.
@Eira_
7 жыл бұрын
that's something you can do online guys (but not now)
@guy3nder529
7 жыл бұрын
what subtitles?
@suwinkhamchaiwong8382
7 жыл бұрын
Joshua Tang autocorrect.
@jonsitoa
6 жыл бұрын
Guy Ender yes
cool maths games....my childhood in a nutshell
@Vitorruy1
7 жыл бұрын
That comment and that pic
I'm really enjoying this
Thanks for mentioning the Sub thing Michael, I honestly hadn't noticed i wasn't subed to this channel.
Cool maths games was my bae at school (australia)
@matt12345115
7 жыл бұрын
The one game website that school didnt block
@danhern8049
7 жыл бұрын
true
@sebastiendemoiseau9379
7 жыл бұрын
So true.
@NerdyEspurr-ArtAndGaming
7 жыл бұрын
Cooper Black True. I play it whenever the computers are open after lunch.
I just found out about this channel... where have I been all this time?!
the return of coolmathsgames
Wow, Michael! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you!
The google images joke cracked me up
i've been using cool math games . com since i first went to school. we use it a lot there and now its on dong. wow.
@ahmada.1325
7 жыл бұрын
same
Wow thanks for showing me about this 'google images' never knew something like this existed, this has just made my day!
Thanks so much for that Google Images DONG! Saved my life!
OMG MICHEAL=WHEEL
@prodtheontar
7 жыл бұрын
ye got me lol
@tnttiger3079
7 жыл бұрын
illuminati confirmed.
S P I T F A C T S
2 videos a week :D Awesome!
This Dong episode was really light hearted made me laugh thanks :D
I AXELually thought he was a wheel for a second!
@literallyeverything7264
7 жыл бұрын
Gears! Get it? 'cause it sounds like cheers? hahaha I was going to be aborted
WOOOOO that google one, never heard of it, also cool math games FTW!!!
Michael stevens with ALWAYS be my favourite youtuber. best humour. i love it.
that tree pun and the singular wheeze. self-aware puns 10/10
4:07 *hehe you guys totally thought I turned into a wheel*
I've always believed that Run was superior to Run 2, since Run 2 can get confusing with its dimensions.
@CamoViper1
7 жыл бұрын
Articuno Forever How about Run 3? :)
@ilankaplan2428
7 жыл бұрын
I think run is more fun but run 2 is a great way to waste a few hours completing the whole thing
@audreyrasmussen540
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah what about run 3
@itsbtwnyouandi
7 жыл бұрын
#_SkaterMasterRace_
@CamoViper1
7 жыл бұрын
Articuno Forever I found and played it on Kongregate. Haven't ben on Coolmath in a long time, by the way. :)
My most favorite thing about Vsauce is that he's the only channel that hasn't changed at all. I still get that nostalgic feeling every time I watch his videos.
YAY MICHEAL!!! Glad to see you again
Guys Michael has turned into a wheel!... Oh wait it's okay now phew.
With the prisoner's dilemma couldn't one always win by always picking "compete"? A and B compete: both get 1. A Competes B Cooperates: A gets 5, B gets 0. The other option being: A and B Cooperate: both get 3.
@NerdyEspurr-ArtAndGaming
7 жыл бұрын
ltshep No, let's assume A is you and B is the computer. If only you cooperate, B receives 5 coins and you get none.
@ltshep713
7 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Espurr Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying the scenario is you _never_ cooperate. What you described is my second scenario "A Competes B Cooperates: A gets 5, B gets 0." but reversed.
You really got me with the wheel thing
Wow, Michael, you really got me good!
0:07. You've been seeing Jake, Kevin, and ME. (not I)
@lucidmlem
4 жыл бұрын
Does "You've been seeing I" sound necessary.
c'mon michael we've all seen coolmath games
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE NOW!!!! YAY!!!! CHRISTMAS JUST CAME EARLY!!!!!
Michael was on a roll with his puns today!
Geez, I thought this series was discontinued...
Are you alright Micheal?
@denisSNS
7 жыл бұрын
who's michael? I only see a wheel...
took you guys long enough to do cool math!
that thumbnail is the best thing ive seen all day
HAhA i totally thought he turned into a wheel...
coolmath-games was what i did in my freetime with the computers in school because the website was classified as education. after the school found out they banned the website :(
this video has been haunting my recommended bar
That was the best thumbnail ever.
4 Vsauce videos in one day!
@solunaqua3475
7 жыл бұрын
Clark Clements No, 3 yesterday, 1 today.
@knighty0220
7 жыл бұрын
Solunaqua Duude! have u thought 'bout time zones?!
Oh god, it's becoming self aware that it's not funny and using that power to be even less funny!
@alexchan6303
7 жыл бұрын
tovartheawesome - Tovar Perri "it"
My favorite DONG so far. What a hoot.
I loved playing Coolmath as a kid :)
Expand D.O.N.G.
Include a seizure warning at 1:47
@Xenro66
7 жыл бұрын
If you have photosensitive epilepsy, you shouldn't really be watching KZread videos in the first place, at least not alone.
@Xenro66
7 жыл бұрын
Sneaky Pete There we go, even more of a reason not to bother with seizure warnings.
Wow how come I didn't know this channel was in existence
I love your puns, man.
im always on coolmath games in Information&Communications (computer class) at school during 3rd period. its a cool thing to do after lunch
I used to love Run. It was such a fun game.
This is next level puns Michael, I had it upto Michael S"tree"vens
Finally someone mentioned cool math games