8:03 V-learning S-and A-asking U-questions C E

@matheusveiga484

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@alicemoffat

3 жыл бұрын

*Vsauce

@The-NSA

3 жыл бұрын

Felix Moffat thanks

@alicemoffat

3 жыл бұрын

No problem my friend

@vistagreat9994

3 жыл бұрын

LAAQ LACK Lack

"Oops that was a photo, here comes a video" The sort of thing that you could easily edit out but Micheal chooses to leave in, makes so relatable. 2:23

@huh968

3 жыл бұрын

yeah it really shows such integrity to admit to such a small and insignificant mistake!

@happybaby7839

Жыл бұрын

this was really smart because imperfections are the sign of a human!

@KillerKatz12

10 ай бұрын

@@happybaby7839 Are you saying he's not human?

The moving lady kept going clockwise for me the entire time.

@Nikkstein

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@pallaviukkinadka32

5 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhhh

@jasonvangeuns9062

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@jankocollyer6037

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@sepehrbabaei2177

4 жыл бұрын

Those who see the moving lady going clockwise are intellectual humans and they’re smarter than other people like you and me

2:30 The best illusion is that Hannah was standing on a wooden box.

@therisenphoenix6113

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually the curiosity box so.....

@FrostyLava

3 жыл бұрын

Oooooh boi!

"It's very important to not move your eyes and focus on the blue dot for this illusion to work." *moves the image around on screen*

@hildcit

5 жыл бұрын

The Garden of Eatin IKR! 😂

@Markkxd

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@deltashot5608

4 жыл бұрын

@g yelorbanna r/whoooosh

@deltashot5608

4 жыл бұрын

@g yelorbanna who tf wouldnt know to pause it

Can you please call us ding dongs.

@tadhgknight3484

6 жыл бұрын

please

@rollis97

6 жыл бұрын

only if we ring the bell for the dong channel

@cheesemcnugget287

6 жыл бұрын

Omg

@LiquidCandy

5 жыл бұрын

Is that your kink ? Lmao

@edgarfono680

5 жыл бұрын

THATS FUNNY HAHAHAHA😊😊😊😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital” Michael: “Or am I” Doctor: “Yes, you are”

@spideyithink

3 жыл бұрын

unoriginal.

@marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162

3 жыл бұрын

Should've been, Doctor: You're in a mental hospital Michael: Or Am I? *Plays Intense Vsauce Music*

@LLLadySSS

3 жыл бұрын

SpideyIThink I mean... I laughed 🤷🏻‍♀️

@noheartemoji5847

3 жыл бұрын

WHATSKraKin **𝘀𝘀𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘄𝘃𝘃𝘃𝘃𝘄𝗲𝘀𝗴𝘀𝗴𝗲𝘃𝘄𝘄𝘃𝘄𝘃𝘃𝗲𝘃𝗲𝘄𝗴𝗴𝘄𝗴𝗲𝗴𝘄𝗮𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗿𝘀𝘀𝘀𝗴𝗴𝘃𝘀𝘀𝗴𝗳𝘀𝘄𝗱𝗱𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗷𝗻𝘆𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘂𝘂𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗯𝗰𝗿𝘀𝘀**

@also_arles

3 жыл бұрын

Me to the doctor: OR ARE YOU???

Wat? What is he talking about? DONG? This channel is called D!NG...IT HAS NEVER BEEN CALLED ANYTHING ELSE THAT MIGHT GET IT DEMONETIZED \(O)/

@kerim63000

5 жыл бұрын

I have not been watching D!NG for a while but when have they "not" changed their name?

@kerim63000

5 жыл бұрын

@@qualifium5486 r/wooosh

@kerim63000

5 жыл бұрын

@@qualifium5486 ohh yes!! You have been woooshed!

@kotygonzo1282

4 жыл бұрын

Carful u may cus a time paradox

@fancychipss

4 жыл бұрын

Do Online Now, Guys

8:36 I don't think I've ever heard Michael laugh before.

@davidkirby6928

5 жыл бұрын

I'll be damned, you're right! He's trying too hard to be a deadpan artist

@creator4413

5 жыл бұрын

Watch his interview on joe Rogans podcast

@playwithdomination9238

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, hi mark

@lancer.8046

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@manjusingh9118

4 жыл бұрын

Uhuhuhaha

expand dong "what's up dong fans"

@noarsopi5104

5 жыл бұрын

What's DONG? I always remember it being D!NG

@jellybeancupcake4020

5 жыл бұрын

@@noarsopi5104 lol

@kittycat-sc7je

4 жыл бұрын

I think you misspelled D!NG.

@aaandag9688

4 жыл бұрын

D!NG has never been named anything that isn't brand friendly, like DONG

@project_genshin3935

4 жыл бұрын

Bonzai buddy

There was a time that I lost my glasses and I just didn't buy new ones for at least three months. During that time I had no clue where people were looking because their faces were just blobs. I would get in trouble for making eye contact when I didn't know I was even looking at someone. The first illusion reminded me of how that felt.

Actually she wasn't looking at me, judging by her eyes she is blind!

@catfromreddit7148

4 жыл бұрын

Lil Markos well thanks

@Eye5x5

4 жыл бұрын

But there is a very rare eye color called "silver eyes" so what if she just has silver colored eyes

@saminvincible4184

3 жыл бұрын

she was a picture

@LLLadySSS

3 жыл бұрын

Yes wtf are those eyes

I WAS NOT PREPARE FOR DONGFANS

Hana stands on a box thats pretty cute

5:40 For me the blue dot didn't disappear, but the white surrounding area turned pink. What kind of high is this, Michael?

@noarsopi5104

5 жыл бұрын

The dot didnt even dissapear,but it actually moved away from the green blob and outside the square.

@sujoybanik5344

4 жыл бұрын

nothing is happening for me

@tomlawson4713

3 жыл бұрын

Tsavorite Prince For me the entire circle disappeared and it was left with just a blank white square. I think I’ve been looking at screens too much.

@brent13420

3 жыл бұрын

Hypothesis: the dot doesn't disappear because despite your best efforts you have been 'tuned' by genetics and environment to be alert and observant to the point that your brain and eyes are constantly seeking new information.

@saurabhshrestha4174

3 жыл бұрын

same happened to me. genetics, dad?

1:13 is me when I saw a cockroach flying around the house.

@vistagreat9994

3 жыл бұрын

*U S*

@therisenphoenix6113

3 жыл бұрын

@@vistagreat9994 You were like a father to me, (and xp too)

2:35 Omg she's standing on a box

@keremtopalismailoglu933

6 жыл бұрын

Spookipooh hahhaj

@404User-Not-Found

6 жыл бұрын

Is that a fetish?

@WordUnheard

6 жыл бұрын

Mmmhmm It's a fetish called beatboxing. You beat off to women standing on boxes.

4:40 wish you’d shown us the eyes for counter clockwise. Since I originally saw it as clockwise, I never got to see it in the opposite direction

@Vsauce

6 жыл бұрын

Xystem 4 check it out on the website for yourself! All links are in the description. And as always, thanks for DONGing.

@at.kafasi.2123

6 жыл бұрын

I cannot see it couter clockwise either, even when i click the counter clockwise button

@prashantrai4176

6 жыл бұрын

at.kafasi.212 me too. Always clockwise

@xystem4701

6 жыл бұрын

Agh! Of course the time Vsauce responds to my comment it's when I was saying something that needed correcting! I did check out the website after commenting this, by the way. It took a while, but after it happened the effect was really cool, and super trippy because of how long I'd been seeing it the other way!

"if you try really hard you can flip your prospective" My mind: ............nope

@chaitanyamah

4 жыл бұрын

Just try using your finger to point out whatever motion you want. Worked for me.

@ThePeaterBeater

3 жыл бұрын

if you wanna do it without fingers, you can shift by watching one dot move in whichever direction you want to see

@non-binarygremlin2214

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing that happened to me was they moved outward

@Venom-fy6zn

3 жыл бұрын

Its easy af

"She appears to be looking to the left, right?" left right Michael is a genius

Warning! Jumpscare at 0:00

@dirtmanmapping

6 жыл бұрын

0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00

@michaelb52t.20

6 жыл бұрын

Albert Böschow You mean 9:24

@anthonyecr

6 жыл бұрын

MichaelBlazer52 Cool teehee the video ends at 9:23 but you said jumpscare at 9:24 even though it is past the end of the video. I get it good joke.

@sarahvalerie4307

6 жыл бұрын

and it still brings you to the beginning of the video anyway

@SirEvix

6 жыл бұрын

one reason i don't wach an illusion video since like 2006 or 7 since i discovered it usually hides a jumpscare in every video of thoes

2:13 i almost wanna download this video to edit it so micheal says "im gonna take my dong out"

@AppleberrySmith

6 жыл бұрын

DogBeef leave it to Dolan Dark

@elias_xp95

6 жыл бұрын

Appleberry Smith Why? DD doesn't have a monopoly on memes...

@Ptaku93

6 жыл бұрын

DO IT

@redrighthand2

6 жыл бұрын

do it

@Mr3cman

6 жыл бұрын

Dew it

Nobody: Michael: *calls Albert Einstein Alberto*

6:23 as soon as you said “I just did it” it swapped for me

@g.ferreira6745

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@wild_faq5768

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, and i found out that, if iam looking in the center of the GIF, i see them going up, Down, but when i look at the bottom i see them going left, right.

@theternal

3 жыл бұрын

It's easier when you make your eyes moving up-down or right-left when it starts to change the frame.

1:58 I can also get the information of the big blobby vague shape even if I'm near an image. All I need to do is take off my glasses.

I miss vsuace vids

@av4787

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect I would get these many likes

@embersatdusk

5 жыл бұрын

@@av4787 and no replies except yours, and now my own xD

@doctor_owl

5 жыл бұрын

Except these are basically vsauce videos... It's less experiment-based & Michael can fully utilize his amazing sense of humor, but the spirit of vsauce lives on with DONG! Vsauce 2 & Vsauce3 still upload too, just not as frequently. If you really miss the format of old Vsauce videos, there's always KZread Red...

@kahleilforterbruzual960

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

I love that outro

"if you know me at you, you know that i love TABS" ...I TOTALLY EXPECTED HIM TO SAY DONGS!!

Hey vsauce dong here

@Eva-ie4hm

6 жыл бұрын

Mercury hey dsauce vong here

@ikemoon127

6 жыл бұрын

Mmm gimme some o' that D sauce yumm

@dragonskunkstudio7582

6 жыл бұрын

Stumbled on this DONG, still waiting for the next V Sauce..................................

@Kokonutzlz

6 жыл бұрын

Nice Ultimate Chicken my dude

@cheetoschrist5685

6 жыл бұрын

Hey vsauce, egg here

I can’t believe it. I don’t know Michael at all. How could I have forgotten he liked tabs. I am a fraud.

@rubenc4696

6 жыл бұрын

fking casual lmao

@november8039

6 жыл бұрын

We're all phonies! Hacks! Conmen! Filthy, no good, _dirty_ fakes!

@Lysergic_Fox

6 жыл бұрын

SHAME

A cool little trick for 5:56 (that at least worked for me) is covering one half of the dots, whether it'd be from the side or top, it made it extremely easy to choose which direction I wanted them to go

Must be something wrong with my eyes, the dancing girl the whole time for me she was spinning clockwise, the blue dot stayed gone even when moved I have had totally opposite of what he was saying the dice with the dots were rotating when going fast with me but when slowed down it was just doing the seesaw movement. My brain must be gone! But of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most! Lol

@chairmanxina2338

3 жыл бұрын

Dang

@itismethatguy

3 жыл бұрын

Dang

@IoannisPetrakis

2 жыл бұрын

Dang

@koameda

2 жыл бұрын

same for me !!

@reddytoplay9188

2 жыл бұрын

There must really be a problem since seeing the dot meant your eyes are collecting information

I'm Uncertain about all this uncertainty.

4:47 that just made me.really sad. Good job. Michael.

It usually takes me around 15-20 seconds and mental effort of staring at the spinning dancer, but I can get it to flip directions.

one of the best channel on youtube.. thanks Michael.. i wish to meet you once

The dots were moving up and down at first for me!

I really like this style of DONG videos, a lot more than the normal ones.

@dmand2353

6 жыл бұрын

Same!

@lolstuffenjoy9880

6 жыл бұрын

KC Music yea instead of complicated dongs just shake it up a bit and try something new. For example, a huge dong or one with a condom. Am I right or am I right guys?

At around about 7 in your video you talk about the dots and switching between up-down side to side round and round. You say that you can switch when it is at slow frame rates and harder at fast rates. Could it be something to do with my dyslexera that I find it the other way round. I can change what I see at faster rates. The opersite way round to you?

i liked this video, the lack of puns between transitions makes it a lot smoother to watch

oooh man, you spooked me pretty good there michael.

When he put eyes on the dancer it still went the same way for me

@itismethatguy

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and for everyone else too...because we are viewing from his computer maybe

@ DONG When selecting the name DONG, did the name SIFO (Stuff I Found Online) suggest itself?

Man I love tabs they make guitar music so much easier to play

D!NG: If you know me at all you know that I love... My mind: *D O N G S*

Or are they?

The thing I like about Michael Stevens is not only does he show us really fun facts and interesting mind munchies but these things are remarkable because they show us that the world is FULL of things so strange, and amazing that I am finding myself becoming transformed into a state of being which is constantly astonished. One day I will go Full Super Nova, and may be the subject of the best episode ever made about anything for all time. To see the episode for one's self- one will have to "Do What "I" Did"

5:50 -> after watching the dots for like 1 minute, I now always see them moving up and down when looking above or below the square, but sideways if I look to its sides or into the middle. (Even though at start I had real trouble seeing this at all!) Fascinating!

you guys really should find a way to advertise this channel more, i was sitting around waiting on vsauce videos for countless months not realizing this channel existed

YES!

I made one of those hinged ones out of dice and tape. It starts open but can be turned either way to form a closed square. The 3's and 1's all make a perfect box or star when turned too it's pretty cool.

rewinding and fast forwarding the video with the left or right arrow keys help the spinning girl change direction. its soo trippy.

5:15 did any of you have a fire alarm in your room that had a light? I was able to stare at that tiny little light and focus on it without moving my eyes, and all of the light would just slowly fade out of the room, until only the point of light remained. It's pretty hard to do, but also cool.

Hey Vsause Michael here. What is DONG? Dong stands for Dreading Online Neglected Gongs. This is suited for the national society for helping Gongs. Help now guys because I'm running out of acronyms. Ps love DONG for reals

@agro2598

6 жыл бұрын

ducks occupy nothing great

@ayra_c3781

6 жыл бұрын

Didyouknowthat orangesare not good

It also helps if you change your point of veiw to change the perspective on the white dots one

5:55 I found that a reliable way (at the regular speed) for me to change the perception of the dots between vertical, horizontal, CW and CCW was to quickly move my eyes in the respective way then look at the dots. Almost every time I see the pattern my eyes were imitating. Probably a result of "priming" my brain to see motion in whichever direction I was trying to see at the time?

With my glasses on I see Einstein, glasses off It's Marilyn Monroe. I am so blind.

@08131907748

6 жыл бұрын

ACiD AGE I am so blind, with my glasses off EVERY Face Looks like Marilyn monroe

@MrTomWaffles

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

the dot one can be controlled by the way you look if you look from left to right they will appear to move that way if you look up and down the same happens and the same with the clockwise motion

@trashpanda6885

6 жыл бұрын

Yea I have spent way too much time pondering this phenomenon and if you get it just right it feels like you are flicking the dots around with minute eye movements. I find it oddly satisfying and immensely fascinating.

@Howtard

6 жыл бұрын

I find it much more challenging to _not_ see them moving. (closing your eyes counts as cheating)

How are you storing the bookmarks for the sites you collect? Just as bookmarks or any app/tool you'd recommend?

6:00 The trick to seeing this in any way you want is to change the way you move your eyes. If you move the focus point of your eyes up and down while looking at one side, they will move up and down. If you move the focus of your eyes left and right while looking at the top or bottom, the dots will move left and right. Similarly your can make them appear to move in circles moving your eyes in circles, clockwise or counter-clockwise. Initially I was finding it slightly difficult to change my perception, but after a few minutes could do it in an instant.

7:58 "great job"

You mean DiNG fans

@ghhg-je8wv

4 жыл бұрын

dies inside a bit....................

@Geodash-uh7io

4 жыл бұрын

Dong fans

@mrmoth26

4 жыл бұрын

@@Geodash-uh7io D!NG*

@jorgehernandez5730

4 жыл бұрын

D!ngalings

@mareoio4141

3 жыл бұрын

The way it has always been called

for the circles moving one it depends where i look, if im looking just underneath or above they go up and down, if im looking immediately to either side they move sidewards, and if i look to the edges of my screen they move anti clockwise or clockwise, depending on which side i look at

WOW at 6:40 I can picture whatever pattern I want to see even in the fast mode I can change patterns with every blink even if it's going fast and that makes me feel good about myself since he said he couldn't do it when it was fast :)

When I look at the edge of the square, the whole thing disappears, the blue dot AND the green ball, I end up just seeing white..

@Chad.Commenter

6 жыл бұрын

Do you have a really big screen?

@justinpowers8714

6 жыл бұрын

Get your eyes checked homie

@SybotLV5

6 жыл бұрын

That's also happening when you stare at the center ;)

@steevepierre-louis9418

6 жыл бұрын

Happened to me too when I was close to the screen

@jamesjones2212

6 жыл бұрын

Me to, also i couldn't ever make the green dot disappear i'm not saying aliens, but aliens...

5:40 The dot stayed but my whole screen turned green

@yuezhangliu6301

6 жыл бұрын

Comrade Ushanka same

@seancarroll9849

6 жыл бұрын

Same, but astigmatism can probably change the results, which I have in one eye.

Music starting at 6:00, is there a reason for adding music at this specific time in the video? User engagement?

Man, this is some good looking DONG

*Omg Michael close the window, I tought the police was at my door.*

0:57 ... I had to watch with only 144p an she kept looking left...

@loke_the_champ

6 жыл бұрын

RIP

@nishisingh6073

6 жыл бұрын

LoLoLoLo😊

6:22 the easiest way of changing the direction of the dots is by looking at one of the sides or corners. Looking at the top or bottom makes them seem like they're moving up and down, while looking at the left or right sides causes the balls to seem like they move left to right. Looking at the angles makes them seem like they're moving diagonally Edit: with the dancing woman, cover everything above her left and watch those. It's easier to force your perspective to change if the top isn't distracting you with a more fluid constant motion

HOW THE HELL DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT THIS CHANNEL?!?!? I'VE BEEN MISSING DONGS FOR YEARS!

6:45 try blinking really fast

MICHAEL BRING BRAIN CANDY TO ENGLAND

@TheLambLive

6 жыл бұрын

They cancelled the US tour and never spoke of it since. I'm guessing Brain Candy is dead after dumping on the fans like that.

Officially blown away!

"I love tabs" That explains a lot Michael lol.

@ZacharyFinch

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

When vsauce dies : Hey, Vsauce Michael was here!

@DudeHammerake-Shaun

4 жыл бұрын

But who is Vsauce

@300subscriberswithoutanyvideos

4 жыл бұрын

I still dont know who vsauce is

@DudeHammerake-Shaun

4 жыл бұрын

@@300subscriberswithoutanyvideos I know is he there boss

@hexx6120

3 жыл бұрын

We are vsauce he is Michael.

0:19 Now it would be "Do !nline now, guys

Holy cow, the slow dots thing where you can see what you want to see. That is something truly spectacular from something so simple. I wonder what kind of training you can do to your brain if you experimented with that for extended periods of time.

The Exploritorium had a childrens museum near where i live. I have gone to it so many times, even in my older age. They are so much fun, if there is one near you, check it out.

0:00 did you mean "D!NG"

@Almost_hysteric

5 жыл бұрын

He changed the name to be advertiser friendly

The most tabs I've had open at once is 340 and right now is 227.

@phake4327

6 жыл бұрын

reggiep75 - I had 5 open once, it was a little scary.

@legosergio

6 жыл бұрын

mad lad

@reggiep75

6 жыл бұрын

I use 'The Great Suspender' extension on Chrome that closes tabs after a specific time and recovers the memory for use or standby, as I used to have 8gb, but 15.5gb RAM was open once with tabs hahaha.

@GeneralKnife

6 жыл бұрын

reggiep75 god damn that how many tabs does that mean?

@vesseswijesinghe9383

6 жыл бұрын

you shouldn't be proud of your tab problem

idk why but that moving black dot illusion made me really happy when I could flip which way they were going...

Bro that dot thing is so cool I spent 20 mins playing with it

“What up *DONG* fans!” *-Vsauce 2019*

The ballerina didnt change at all from counter clockwise for me. Even with the eyes they seemed it make it more obvious. I don't understand the illusion here

@ThatGoodBarbequ

6 жыл бұрын

I scrolled down to comment this lol

@PantsB4Squares

6 жыл бұрын

Brady Patrick we are immune brother! Haha

2:33 the fact that Michael hires boom mic girls that have to stand on boxes to get a proper shot is adorable.

Tip for spinning dancer illusion: Focus on her feet for counter-clockwise and her face for clockwise. Tip for oscillating dot illusion: Practice by covering the half of the screen you want the dots to be moving, i.e., the bottom half to see it moving side to side or the right half to see it moving up and down. While you're doing that move your head in the direction of the motion you want.

Hold 3:16 at medium distance, nightmare fuel

So Albert Einstein is Marylin Monroe. Correct?

@chill1350

4 жыл бұрын

No, but actually yes.

@itismethatguy

3 жыл бұрын

🤦🏻‍♂️...Dies a bit inside

@itismethatguy

3 жыл бұрын

Or are you kidding and are gonna whoosh me?

@b-init1221

3 жыл бұрын

@@itismethatguy I'm dead serious

are my eyes broken, do I need to return them? the blue dot won’t work on me and the spinning lady (she’s always spinning clockwise to me)

With the oscillating dots illusion, I found if you wiggle your finger up and down or side to side in front of the screen it becomes a lot easier to switch between them .

What about the dress? I always wanted to see it black and blue.

@DaBoomba

6 жыл бұрын

Nitish Anand wtf do you mean it is black and blue

@nitish.anand99

6 жыл бұрын

DaBoomba i never saw it as black and blue. I want to. But i can't. I.e. I see it as bluish-white and gold.

@jiki776

6 жыл бұрын

I saw it white and gold too

@Vonias

6 жыл бұрын

I was able to switch what dress I saw at will, only after understanding why the effect happened though. It was really cool, like I was a superhero or something.

@kurlykayla9013

6 жыл бұрын

I've been able to see both, but I mostly see it blue and black.

3:26 my sleep paralysis demon, (the top one)😅

Micheal : Oh , pretty spooky right 1:04 My younger brother : Yes uncle , very spooky .

when you see michael on your subscriptions feed and think its a new vsauce but its a DONG and you get slightly disappointed but still watch it

4:04 i can't see her moving counter clockwise

@itismethatguy

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah....noone does

@goldngamer1365

Жыл бұрын

@@itismethatguy after a bit it looked like she was moving counter clockwise but micheal decided screw you and took it off screen. Now i can't see it

#dongfans

I saw up and down the most and first but depending on how I look at it I can go through up down, left right, clockwise , and counterclockwise

This video is amazing.