Relativistic Effects

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Relativity VIDEO RECOMMENDATIONS:
I talk about relativistic effects in this video: • Would Headlights Work ...
My video about flat Earth: • Is Earth Actually Flat?
Minutephyisics series on relativity (first two chapters are out so far)
Chapter 1: • Why is Relativity Hard...
Chapter 2: • Spacetime Diagrams | S...
More time dilation videos:
Best0fScience: • Einstein's Relativity:...
PBS Space Time: • When Time Breaks Down
Sixty Symbols: • Why is time slower in ...
Fraser Cain: • What is Time Dilation?...
Relativity BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS:
“Relativity Simply Explained” by Martin Gardener www.amazon.com/Relativity-Exp...
“Relativity Visualized” by Lewis Carroll Epstein www.amazon.com/Relativity-Exp...
"Spacetime Physics" www.amazon.com/Spacetime-Phys...
“A Most Incomprehensible Thing: Notes Towards a Very Gentle Introduction to the Mathematics of Relativity” by Peter Collier www.amazon.com/Most-Incompreh...
Requires some background in relevant math topics (see above) but very very good:
“Spacetime And Geometry: An Introduction To General Relativity” by www.amazon.com/Spacetime-Geom...
SITES USED IN VIDEO:
Birth-rate blinker: neal.fun/baby-map/
Population Guesser Game: www.census.gov/dataviz/visual...
Space travel grapher: cosmos-book.github.io/human-s...
time dilation graph: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravita...
relativistic car: demonstrations.wolfram.com/Rel...
Time Warper app: www.timewarperapp.org
Terrell rotations:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrell...
www.spacetimetravel.org/tompki...
Relativistic Doppler effect: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativ...
Velocity Raptor: testtubegames.com/velocityrapt...
Arm & Hammer: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_%26...
Armand Hammer: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_...
**CREDITS**
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Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
VFX by
Eric Langlay
( / ericlanglay )
Music by Jake Chudnow
( / jakechudnow )
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  • @Komso47
    @Komso475 жыл бұрын

    Whats up? -You obviously, you little... Astronaut.

  • @bobbywatson942

    @bobbywatson942

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’m surprised that I had to search this long to find this comment

  • @hnyii

    @hnyii

    5 жыл бұрын

    B-but which way is up?

  • @manuelelia3602

    @manuelelia3602

    5 жыл бұрын

    The sky *or is it*

  • @teemuntubetus

    @teemuntubetus

    4 жыл бұрын

    :D

  • @mandelbrot91

    @mandelbrot91

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think you call them buttronauts these days... Because it's also called compbutt

  • @shadowhegog9798
    @shadowhegog97986 жыл бұрын

    I think he understands just how wholesome of a meme he is.

  • @TheSerbianEmperor

    @TheSerbianEmperor

    6 жыл бұрын

    He knows, he most certainly knows, and he revels in it.

  • @redsalmon9966

    @redsalmon9966

    6 жыл бұрын

    Self-aware meme

  • @rocketrazzaq

    @rocketrazzaq

    6 жыл бұрын

    He has embraced the meme

  • @colemanbishop1123

    @colemanbishop1123

    6 жыл бұрын

    But what IS a meme?

  • @PV-po6zt

    @PV-po6zt

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here.

  • @GrantGryczan
    @GrantGryczan6 жыл бұрын

    "To be honest, humans are one of my top-ten favorite animals." -Michael, 2018

  • @Roonayy

    @Roonayy

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't get what's outrageous about that. Some people think other animals are cooler than humans.

  • @Mylok_

    @Mylok_

    5 жыл бұрын

    nobody said it was outrageous ?XD

  • @doctor_owl

    @doctor_owl

    5 жыл бұрын

    Of course a human's favorite animal is humans. That's like the brain declaring itself to be the most important organ lol

  • @ladedadedayoh3188

    @ladedadedayoh3188

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@doctor_owl Well it doesn't have to be, my favorite animal is *definitely * not humans, and someone could make the argument that the heart is the most important organ.

  • @robindex1505

    @robindex1505

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for this comment and found one..

  • @unclearsector4266
    @unclearsector42666 жыл бұрын

    _talks about special relativity and stuff_ "thats all cool, Michael, but you're probably wondering... how long can a zucchini grow?" _starts talking about lightspeed immediately after_

  • @stupidrainbo

    @stupidrainbo

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Tetrahedrony The other zucchinis shrink when they see how long that one is

  • @HH-sv1tb

    @HH-sv1tb

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @dadleft8427

    @dadleft8427

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes that is the joke thank you for pointing out the joke

  • @gabrielnobrev

    @gabrielnobrev

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Vsauce flashbacks*

  • @deddsos

    @deddsos

    4 жыл бұрын

    The subtitles for that, around 6:20, are “grew Sukie knee two point five two meters in length it’s just phenomenal” lmao

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob17096 жыл бұрын

    "Continuity isn't a priority here at Vsauce headquarters" -Michael Stevens

  • @MrCubFan415

    @MrCubFan415

    5 жыл бұрын

    MomentousCrazynoob That may explain why he hasn’t been uploading on the main Vsauce channel.

  • @luisquezada9806

    @luisquezada9806

    5 жыл бұрын

    That explains how he goes from relativity to zucchinis halfway through the video

  • @micahphilson

    @micahphilson

    5 жыл бұрын

    The only consistent thing is that there's no consistency.

  • @wildharpy6435

    @wildharpy6435

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@luisquezada9806 and back

  • @davidstrumpf2312

    @davidstrumpf2312

    9 ай бұрын

    Live long and Prosper Michael 🖖

  • @FreaksBlack
    @FreaksBlack5 жыл бұрын

    "the only KZread channel made by of and for teens who like cooking, today we're gonna be talking about BABIES!" WHAT?

  • @JeBronLames07

    @JeBronLames07

    4 жыл бұрын

    First step: *preheat the oven*

  • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997

    @popisdeadisagoodsong9997

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JeBronLames07 second step: *insert the infant.*

  • @audreyandremington5265

    @audreyandremington5265

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 third step: *watch Vsauce's cannibalism video for instructions on eating humans*

  • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997

    @popisdeadisagoodsong9997

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@audreyandremington5265 fourth step: *follow instructions and remove the infant to check how cooked it is*

  • @scritch8833

    @scritch8833

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 fifth step: *eat up*

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton76764 жыл бұрын

    0:05 Yes, DONG definitely does stand for *D* By *O* Of and *N* For *G* Teens.

  • @el0j

    @el0j

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hunni3243 I think you're the one being wooooshed

  • @RodmanShah

    @RodmanShah

    4 жыл бұрын

    D - By of O - And for N - Teens who G - Like cooking

  • @altuervo

    @altuervo

    4 жыл бұрын

    The way he says it D=by, O=of, N=and for, G=teens, each letter he starts with makes boat, so DONG=BOAT, wonder what michael means by this 🤔🤔

  • @altuervo

    @altuervo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Tushar Pasha bruh wat i was making an additional joke, u dont understand jokes?

  • @scritch8833

    @scritch8833

    3 жыл бұрын

    @J B now you stfu

  • @huzzzer6083
    @huzzzer60835 жыл бұрын

    "Made for teens that like cooking" *3 secs later* "Today we're gonna talk about babies"

  • @harleck9119

    @harleck9119

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, you could cook a baby

  • @Doshee33

    @Doshee33

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@harleck9119 RT Game cooked the cooking mama baby

  • @waffle4326
    @waffle43266 жыл бұрын

    "Always preheat your ovens". I will Michael, I will...

  • @pnksounds

    @pnksounds

    6 жыл бұрын

    im preheating right now and cooking for my dada funnily enough

  • @fairy__nova

    @fairy__nova

    6 жыл бұрын

    You're cooking for Michael also? Same!

  • @vitakyo982

    @vitakyo982

    6 жыл бұрын

    I have induction ...

  • @CIRCADES

    @CIRCADES

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well, actually, I prefer to cook certain things without preheating...

  • @dan_ward

    @dan_ward

    6 жыл бұрын

    Except when cooking bacon. Put it in a cold oven to heat up with the oven. Better bacon.

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy6 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna buy Vsauce stock to become a part owner of Vsauce

  • @hectorhellcat7783

    @hectorhellcat7783

    6 жыл бұрын

    grandayy genius

  • @Quintinity

    @Quintinity

    6 жыл бұрын

    ok

  • @antoniw.3080

    @antoniw.3080

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe invest in Vcoin Hollup Ain't that the money in fortnite? Well then, see me on my future card board box

  • @Tha_Monsta88

    @Tha_Monsta88

    6 жыл бұрын

    grandayy we need more vsauce memes

  • @mgc9965

    @mgc9965

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think you are using the wrong account.... where's the duck one

  • @TheLesserWeevil
    @TheLesserWeevil5 жыл бұрын

    1:05 Michael: "Between North Dakota and Illinois, Illinois clearly is gonna win." This Australian: "Yes.....of course....."

  • @NoriMori1992

    @NoriMori1992

    5 жыл бұрын

    This Canadian: "Yes… I definitely know how big these two states' populations are relative to each other." (Like, hell, I don't even know the relative populations of the provinces in my _own_ country.)

  • @delve_

    @delve_

    4 жыл бұрын

    +NoriMori en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_provinces_and_territories_by_population#Listing

  • @taysem321

    @taysem321

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't even know all the states and where they are. But no wonder, i live on a different continent, why would i

  • @deddsos

    @deddsos

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tay Sem lmao I live in North Carolina and I barely know the population of my own state, much less the states around it

  • @d-rockanomaly9243

    @d-rockanomaly9243

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@NoriMori1992 Haha right, all I know it goes Ontario>Quebec>BC>Alberta. After that I'm not totally sure, but I would guess Manitoba>Saskatchewan>Nova Scotia>Newfoundland>New Brunswick>PEI>Yukon>NW territories>Nunavut.

  • @AlejandroXFilms
    @AlejandroXFilms6 жыл бұрын

    "They just dont taste great when they're large" - DONG Michael

  • @unknownhorse9123
    @unknownhorse91236 жыл бұрын

    Typical Michael Videos: Question: What does "Good" really mean? After 10 mins of research... Answer: The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg.

  • @ToasterPizzaFun

    @ToasterPizzaFun

    6 жыл бұрын

    And as always, thanks for purple.

  • @hairohukosu433

    @hairohukosu433

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooo so true Im dying

  • @gustavoc16

    @gustavoc16

    6 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAH so true - 42

  • @trent5807

    @trent5807

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or is it? 12 minutes of explanations later... Blue is really purple, and yesterday is 47.

  • @doctor_owl

    @doctor_owl

    5 жыл бұрын

    Typical DONG video: Here's a chart of all the astronauts, even the ones who are still in space! 5 minutes later: How big can a zucchini grow?

  • @dr.richardfeynman7230
    @dr.richardfeynman72306 жыл бұрын

    i think he lost the password to vsauce

  • @oreiboon

    @oreiboon

    6 жыл бұрын

    its just him having fun with website

  • @oreiboon

    @oreiboon

    6 жыл бұрын

    s

  • @NickRoman

    @NickRoman

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think there's some kind of legal battle. It's like when Prince changed his name for a number of years.

  • @SamersonT

    @SamersonT

    6 жыл бұрын

    No, he's just HowToBasic

  • @hijack69

    @hijack69

    6 жыл бұрын

    But what are passwords and how much does it weigh?

  • @connorduffy7964
    @connorduffy7964 Жыл бұрын

    I've been watching vsauce since I was a kid, like 12 - 13. I'm 17 now and I still regularly go back and watch every video. Its fascinating to see myself grow up through these videos. 3 years ago I had no clue how an object could move out of the way fast enough for light on the other side to meet your eye, but I get it now! You are such an amazing teacher, I hope you understand how much you mean to me and all of your followers

  • @ubayyd
    @ubayyd6 жыл бұрын

    *"Humans are like, one of my top10 favourite animals."*

  • @user-sd5dz2dc6u

    @user-sd5dz2dc6u

    6 жыл бұрын

    ansaree97 Yeah pretty sure that Michael is an alien.

  • @theangrycheeto

    @theangrycheeto

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's like.. your opinion, man.

  • @Roonayy

    @Roonayy

    5 жыл бұрын

    ... but humans are animals

  • @crake9510

    @crake9510

    5 жыл бұрын

    LOLOLLOLOOL

  • @Cruz0e

    @Cruz0e

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Roonayy maybe you are, I am not :)

  • @echo6095
    @echo60956 жыл бұрын

    "Welcome to dong, the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for teens who like cooking. Today, we're going to be talking about babies."

  • @hamnchee

    @hamnchee

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is for teens?

  • @migvelv

    @migvelv

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm a teen and I like cooking. How did he know??????¿¿¿

  • @DreamyDaylite

    @DreamyDaylite

    6 жыл бұрын

    OhShit

  • @mazendeeb9582

    @mazendeeb9582

    6 жыл бұрын

    Echo

  • @meowtherainbowx4163

    @meowtherainbowx4163

    6 жыл бұрын

    It sounded like he was starting a sex ed class on how to avoid pregnancy as a teen.

  • @sam-ch9mz
    @sam-ch9mz6 жыл бұрын

    Why is Michael so dank?

  • @ggilft4073

    @ggilft4073

    6 жыл бұрын

    Samuel Azurdia Why not?

  • @Ramen_Scum

    @Ramen_Scum

    6 жыл бұрын

    Samuel Azurdia I have that jumper in your profile pic

  • @lpsp442

    @lpsp442

    6 жыл бұрын

    He never showers and typically dwells in caves. Occasionally a grotto.

  • @pnksounds

    @pnksounds

    6 жыл бұрын

    because he is the universe dont you get it every video is perfect but unexplainable just like this beautiful place we call the cosmos

  • @TheTrueAltoClef

    @TheTrueAltoClef

    6 жыл бұрын

    We granted him dankhood

  • @KneeCaps
    @KneeCaps6 жыл бұрын

    It's true that in space you age slower, but you kinda age faster too. Well, kinda. The effects that gravity has on bone mass. The lower amount of gravity that you're exposed to, the quicker you lose bone mass. It's strange. Edit: I realized a second after I posted that I spelled "effects" incorrectly :(.

  • @indioplateado6991

    @indioplateado6991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Didn't expect to find you here sir

  • @questlord1308

    @questlord1308

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@indioplateado6991 Pro tip, if you're not a cripple, look down and knee caps you will find.

  • @okinawadreaming

    @okinawadreaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, in the astronauts perspective, the exact same amount of time has passed. For him, it is us who seemed to age faster. That's why the field is called general or special relativity, because the passage of time is relative to the person that experiences it.

  • @sour5blue

    @sour5blue

    Жыл бұрын

    @@okinawadreaming not true, a person stationary and a person going to and back from somewhere don’t experience the same time relative to themselves. They can both agree that the person going to and back from the place aged less (twins paradox). Like you can do it by sending an electromagnetic wave every second in your time and they could send one in their time and actually calculate it. It’s more of you have some spacial velocity and some temporal velocity. The one who moves loses some temporal velocity for spacial velocity ages less in both frames of reference if they go back AND FORTH.

  • @quintonwilson8565
    @quintonwilson85655 жыл бұрын

    "what's up? you obviously!" I always laugh at these cringey puns.

  • @thepencilcunts

    @thepencilcunts

    4 жыл бұрын

    crin g

  • @TH3Noob458

    @TH3Noob458

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's not a pun

  • @TSPxEclipse
    @TSPxEclipse6 жыл бұрын

    I love how casually Michael can go from talking about relativistic effects on astronauts to a really long zucchini... and then back to relativistic effects... and then ends the episode like a cooking show.

  • @derkalaender
    @derkalaender6 жыл бұрын

    that zucchini thing killed me...

  • @Meg_A_Byte

    @Meg_A_Byte

    6 жыл бұрын

    RIP :(

  • @FEARbraveheart

    @FEARbraveheart

    6 жыл бұрын

    I hope you took notes

  • @ewanstewart2001

    @ewanstewart2001

    6 жыл бұрын

    der kaländer I haven't had zucchini ever, in my life.

  • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

    @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

    6 жыл бұрын

    der kaländer imagine if there was a cooking segment called cooking with Michael or something like that

  • @jeffbiz9568

    @jeffbiz9568

    6 жыл бұрын

    he caught the words off my tongue.

  • @ZCBeats1
    @ZCBeats16 жыл бұрын

    Vsauce NEEDS to do a video on the idea of 4 spacial dimensions, it's so cool and interesting!

  • @coopergates9680

    @coopergates9680

    5 жыл бұрын

    Has he done one on hyperbolic space yet?

  • @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ

    @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ

    Жыл бұрын

    yes, but he still hasn't...

  • @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ

    @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ

    Жыл бұрын

    @@coopergates9680 noe

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori19925 жыл бұрын

    That Armand Hammer guy pulled such a power move, because now when people jokingly ask him if he owns Arm & Hammer, he can look them straight in the eye and say "Yes" and watch them try to figure out if he's serious or not.

  • @RBuckminsterFuller
    @RBuckminsterFuller6 жыл бұрын

    DONG: the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for, teens who like cooking.

  • @tryphonunzouave8384

    @tryphonunzouave8384

    6 жыл бұрын

    "today, we're gonna be talking about babies" That's what I call a well written video

  • @GeraltORivia

    @GeraltORivia

    6 жыл бұрын

    I literally read this just as he said it.

  • @henryambrose8607

    @henryambrose8607

    6 жыл бұрын

    Made of teens who like cooking. Nice.

  • @cooleslaw

    @cooleslaw

    6 жыл бұрын

    Humans are my top 10 favourite animals

  • @___-wu2ve
    @___-wu2ve6 жыл бұрын

    0:41 "Humans are my top 10 most favorite animals"

  • @goos2024

    @goos2024

    6 жыл бұрын

    qrabbit_ humans are animals

  • @EmberHunterable

    @EmberHunterable

    6 жыл бұрын

    "are ONE of my top ten"

  • @5AMU1

    @5AMU1

    6 жыл бұрын

    qrabbit_ Is ur profile pic from Phineas and ferb?

  • @goos2024

    @goos2024

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sam Nis yep

  • @swebruh

    @swebruh

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's true, humans are an animal.. we are in the class of "Mammals" in the Animalia Kingdom, and are a primate. The more you know! ;)

  • @liamkelly7170
    @liamkelly71706 жыл бұрын

    Michael is so good at what he does. His blend of education and comedy is top notch.

  • @TheRealToaster2

    @TheRealToaster2

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like his comedy when he is more subtle about it.

  • @MrCruckles
    @MrCruckles5 жыл бұрын

    Michael I appreciate you for showing me the way's of the universe as i have felt it has always been hard for me to learn and grasp on to certain things but however by the way of your clever breakdown into it, I can really feel confident into spreading the knowledge. *KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK*

  • @Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus
    @Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus6 жыл бұрын

    I came onto KZread today in hopes of finding the longest zucchini on record. DONG didn't let me down.

  • @kye4840

    @kye4840

    6 жыл бұрын

    Literally Shitler iii

  • @h0verman

    @h0verman

    6 жыл бұрын

    nice shirtwear, shitler

  • @brandonmartin1958

    @brandonmartin1958

    6 жыл бұрын

    *insert lenny face here*

  • @BeyBoost

    @BeyBoost

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like your name.

  • @mamamiapizzeria8479

    @mamamiapizzeria8479

    6 жыл бұрын

    Literally Shitler you mean courgettte

  • @mohamedezzat9285
    @mohamedezzat92856 жыл бұрын

    6:28 "they just don't taste great when they are large"

  • @idot3331

    @idot3331

    6 жыл бұрын

    No more than *T W E L V E I N C H E S*

  • @StefanST

    @StefanST

    6 жыл бұрын

    and now, here I am, questioning myself again about the existence, the essence of life, why are pandas so cute and why are they disappearing, what makes a Mustang '69 look so damn badass *and didn't anyone noticed that Michael is almost the same as he was 9 years ago?* ty for wasting your precious time still reading this

  • @zahrulexe

    @zahrulexe

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeah they'd hurt you. Literally.

  • @oscarkhawar9323

    @oscarkhawar9323

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mohamed that's why they are picked when they are young

  • @tomdenhollander2443
    @tomdenhollander24436 жыл бұрын

    I live in the Netherlands under sea-level, so i'm older then people that were born on the same moment as i was born right?

  • @banehog

    @banehog

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes, first you're older, then people were born on the same moment.

  • @parthiancapitalist2733

    @parthiancapitalist2733

    5 жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @josefdrapak1889

    @josefdrapak1889

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@banehog wtf

  • @banehog

    @banehog

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@josefdrapak1889 here's a clue: Then != Than

  • @TaoSpin

    @TaoSpin

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, you are younger. You don't have orbital velocity (or you would be floating). So you should only look at the gravitational effect curve (general relativity). More gravity means slower clock.

  • @camillewerba466
    @camillewerba4665 жыл бұрын

    When Michael say "stay curious" at the end I thought Im at Its okay to be smart channel haahhaha

  • @konuralpmacit
    @konuralpmacit6 жыл бұрын

    Michael is one of my favorite animal

  • @Opsraw

    @Opsraw

    6 жыл бұрын

    sümük4 upvoted because of that wooden picture

  • @jacob.thaxton
    @jacob.thaxton6 жыл бұрын

    I love the way they make these videos

  • @primeddesign

    @primeddesign

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jacob Thaxton but what is love? *Music plays*

  • @WeChallenge

    @WeChallenge

    6 жыл бұрын

    If you take what Tina Turner sang into account, it's a second hand emotion, that leaves one wondering who's hand and better yet why isn't it a first hand emotion seeing the original poster was speaking of it as if they were having the experience in a first hand first person setting, independent from what others might have been feeling while watching the video. The better question would be What's love got to do with it?.....

  • @f3ynman1um8
    @f3ynman1um85 жыл бұрын

    Michael is such a character I mean like where does he come up with “The first and only youtube channel made by of and for teens who like cooking”

  • @blownfuse76
    @blownfuse766 жыл бұрын

    Best visual explanation of Terrell rotation I've come across so far. Thanks!

  • @MsJerrySparkle
    @MsJerrySparkle6 жыл бұрын

    what's up? you obviously you little astronaut

  • @cheesecakelasagna

    @cheesecakelasagna

    6 жыл бұрын

    I figuratively died at that point.

  • @HugoCabrera01

    @HugoCabrera01

    6 жыл бұрын

    Did you say "figuratively"? Congratulations on your correct use of language!

  • @umont13

    @umont13

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hugo Cabrera I literally laughed when I heard it

  • @reginnna

    @reginnna

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for your comment. He KNEW it was bad, too. 😂😂

  • @arisoda7497

    @arisoda7497

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hugo Cabrera "figuratively" was used correctly? Dafuq u all crying about

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob17096 жыл бұрын

    " Zucinnies like to grow big, but they don't taste well when they're large" -Michael Stevens

  • @dakorjparie2425

    @dakorjparie2425

    5 жыл бұрын

    conclusion: for the same amount of earth time, zucchinis taste better if grown in space

  • @kentmichaelgalang686

    @kentmichaelgalang686

    5 жыл бұрын

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @adipangestu7973

    @adipangestu7973

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even zucchinis realized that size doesn't matter

  • @MegaFonebone

    @MegaFonebone

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t realize zucchinis have taste buds.

  • @crake9510

    @crake9510

    5 жыл бұрын

    *insert Lenny face*

  • @daniyaaalx
    @daniyaaalx5 жыл бұрын

    2:40 that's the funniest thing in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theodorevoudrislis6103
    @theodorevoudrislis61035 жыл бұрын

    Michael, you're totally crazy and I love that. Great scientist, great mind, great sense of humor and great videos. Keep up, dude :)

  • @halvard1723
    @halvard17236 жыл бұрын

    i thought it was a dolan dark video

  • @TrumpCardMAGA

    @TrumpCardMAGA

    6 жыл бұрын

    Halow if you don't think Dolan Dark videos have jokes your watching them wrong.

  • @ozapy

    @ozapy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Subscribe to Dolan Dark

  • @mistakenmeme

    @mistakenmeme

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dead meme.

  • @aspirerl4807

    @aspirerl4807

    6 жыл бұрын

    Halvard Samdal But how do you know it isn't?

  • @funkybob7772

    @funkybob7772

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dolan... who now?

  • @Patatifique
    @Patatifique6 жыл бұрын

    Plz do a top ten favorite animals video

  • @ZomB1986

    @ZomB1986

    6 жыл бұрын

    ... in their natural habitat

  • @Schoko4craft

    @Schoko4craft

    6 жыл бұрын

    ... e.g. human in war

  • @LeoStaley

    @LeoStaley

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael please.

  • @Marixchatt

    @Marixchatt

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love gems! such the best aliens. Besides we’re the same person Patatifque

  • @justinmyhan4419

    @justinmyhan4419

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ask real life lore

  • @brum4550
    @brum45506 жыл бұрын

    I love the edits. Your humor has really grown on me.

  • @shivamroy652
    @shivamroy6525 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for making such wonderful videos, Michel. They are the most amazing videos ever on KZread. Keep it up.

  • @user-bg7ef4ns4v
    @user-bg7ef4ns4v6 жыл бұрын

    “What’s up? Heh, you obviously. You little... Astronaut!” :’D

  • @shubhamthakur4053
    @shubhamthakur40536 жыл бұрын

    Man all this good editing must *make the dong hard* to create.

  • @nikolaangelovski2252

    @nikolaangelovski2252

    3 жыл бұрын

    Da bum tsssssss

  • @lucaslopes-ws5ng
    @lucaslopes-ws5ng6 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love Michael's work, this man is just amazing

  • @trashkan66
    @trashkan666 жыл бұрын

    Mikael u nailed it 6:04 What everyone really wanted to know!

  • @anselmschueler
    @anselmschueler6 жыл бұрын

    OK, the Torell thing is new to me. Njce!

  • @-danR

    @-danR

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Penrose-Terrell rotation is very old to me, and I never click on these sorts of relativity vids expecting anyone to discuss it. This one is unusual.

  • @mowdegrassetyson7676
    @mowdegrassetyson76766 жыл бұрын

    Will this be on the test?

  • @corvidox

    @corvidox

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @phillipgamble849

    @phillipgamble849

    5 жыл бұрын

    No, but it may be on his next T Shirt 🤗

  • @Smerpyderp

    @Smerpyderp

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's a quiz, Tyrone! Not a test, It's a quiz! God! Get it right for once!

  • @LordMichaelRahl
    @LordMichaelRahl6 жыл бұрын

    This helped me understand Terrell rotation better, great job Michael.

  • @attedau6235
    @attedau62355 жыл бұрын

    This was so great nice to see him in a similar format 2 the vids I love the most

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc85206 жыл бұрын

    This video was a rollercoaster from start to finish

  • @JesseCaul
    @JesseCaul6 жыл бұрын

    Michael is the only person who should exist

  • @GrilliCici

    @GrilliCici

    6 жыл бұрын

    Spycrabs how to basic

  • @GrilliCici

    @GrilliCici

    6 жыл бұрын

    SO YOU LOVE HOW TO BAsic

  • @seededsoul

    @seededsoul

    6 жыл бұрын

    put him into space, then use the combined nuclear arsenal of russia and the USA to sanitize the world.

  • @DreamyDaylite

    @DreamyDaylite

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wait, then what about yourself?

  • @JesseCaul

    @JesseCaul

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dreamy Daylite the Cat No only him

  • @DonOmarRamiro
    @DonOmarRamiro4 жыл бұрын

    Video: **Doesnt start with "Hey Vsause, Michael here"** Me: Wait, thats illegal.

  • @MaximumBan
    @MaximumBan6 жыл бұрын

    I never get enough of you, Michael!

  • @karthikbalajim1381
    @karthikbalajim13816 жыл бұрын

    Michael becoming crazier with every new video... Guess he would've become completely mad when he does the next video on Vsauce...

  • @vaibhav5566

    @vaibhav5566

    6 жыл бұрын

    Karthik Balaji nub

  • @Kredeidi

    @Kredeidi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Its started when he locked himself in a sensory deprivation room for days

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo6 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for cooking Michael just messing with the formula for fun now

  • @PoojaDeshpande84
    @PoojaDeshpande846 жыл бұрын

    yes Michael, right after pondering over time dilation effects of space travel I found myself wondering about the maximum length of a zucchini, and as always you were there for me.

  • @SergioRodriguez_101
    @SergioRodriguez_101 Жыл бұрын

    Man I've been looking for a video about zucchinis for a long time, glad he delivered.

  • @bloggerboyo
    @bloggerboyo6 жыл бұрын

    Great cooking show! I especially loved the blue cheez burger and salad with rose vinaigrette.

  • @Vsauce

    @Vsauce

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thanks! It's a great recipe for teens. Easy to make and quick clean up. Always a favorite!

  • @bloggerboyo

    @bloggerboyo

    6 жыл бұрын

    ...and I just realised that I spelt cheese, 'cheez' and it's been read by Michael Stevens, I'm a mixture of starstruck and embarrassed... At least it will soon be forgotten. As Michael Stevens once said "YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD".

  • @jamietaylor8663

    @jamietaylor8663

    6 жыл бұрын

    Blogger Boyo that’s how vegan cheese replacement stuff is spelled so you’re good

  • @tank_m3_tanker575
    @tank_m3_tanker5756 жыл бұрын

    His puns are so bad that they are so good

  • @TEW1157
    @TEW11576 жыл бұрын

    Youre videos are awesome. Thank you.

  • @dugsrobert7952
    @dugsrobert79526 жыл бұрын

    “Astronaut Scott Tingle, what’s up. Hhh, you obviously” zooms in on Michael’s proud face about his dorky joke, “Heuh you little astronaut” a millisecond later Michael’s sincerity comes back. This is why I love these videos

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC6 жыл бұрын

    "some countries babies are born more often then others" Yes for instance in Russia each baby is born 3 times before they're given citizenship.

  • @alexwang982

    @alexwang982

    6 жыл бұрын

    Charlie C whaaaaaa

  • @NoveskeYT

    @NoveskeYT

    6 жыл бұрын

    The joke is?

  • @Spartan-Four-Twenty

    @Spartan-Four-Twenty

    6 жыл бұрын

    Charlie C watch it again and you will be as surprised as i was that north korea lit up at all.

  • @yahyaelnaggar2264

    @yahyaelnaggar2264

    6 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @dustyflygon
    @dustyflygon6 жыл бұрын

    Humans are my spirit animal.

  • @connorking984

    @connorking984

    6 жыл бұрын

    DustyFlygon I always felt like them.

  • @svante4578
    @svante45785 жыл бұрын

    Every video with michael is s great video

  • @909sickle
    @909sickle4 жыл бұрын

    10:55 my favorite part is when the raptor taps its claw on the ground

  • @cscgaming25
    @cscgaming256 жыл бұрын

    I think Michael forgot this wasn’t a Vsauce video for about 5 minutes

  • @ei..
    @ei..6 жыл бұрын

    Not a single baby was born in Norway

  • @jolez_4869

    @jolez_4869

    6 жыл бұрын

    *GOOD*

  • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382

    @suwinkhamchaiwong8382

    5 жыл бұрын

    A baby is born there every 485.88 seconds. Or to put it another way, 8 minutes, 5 seconds and approximately 880 milliseconds.

  • @meshachwalker6841

    @meshachwalker6841

    5 жыл бұрын

    Too cold to function

  • @sunshinedaniela8572

    @sunshinedaniela8572

    5 жыл бұрын

    Einar Johnsen That is because Exurb1a destroyed Norway already

  • @crake9510

    @crake9510

    5 жыл бұрын

    Suwin Khamchaiwong that’s how long it takes light to get from the sun to the earth.

  • @Ncryption
    @Ncryption3 жыл бұрын

    Within 30 seconds I always learn something cool or think about interesting things with any video Micheal is in. Thank you sir. May your atoms always change but may you not.

  • @greensteve9307
    @greensteve93076 жыл бұрын

    Great vid, as always.

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing53086 жыл бұрын

    You so precious when you smile

  • @therambunctiousrobloxian9323

    @therambunctiousrobloxian9323

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did you say this before the song "Mine" came out? Time traveler!

  • @teppopierune5520

    @teppopierune5520

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wtfffsgitfuckinghellwhatamieventalkingaboutshiiit

  • @tmoney5036

    @tmoney5036

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@therambunctiousrobloxian9323 did he really

  • @-lll-ll-llll-AVE
    @-lll-ll-llll-AVE6 жыл бұрын

    Im honestly baffled by the quality of Michael’s comedic skills at each new DONG videos Keep it up, proud of ya

  • @Jeff-cp9xn
    @Jeff-cp9xn3 жыл бұрын

    Love this vid, its on the verge Vsauce

  • @Gumbocinno
    @Gumbocinno5 жыл бұрын

    I really wanted to see you keep doing the thing with states.

  • @jezuconz7299
    @jezuconz72996 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy. Michael, whether you're reading this or not, thank you. Keep doing as well as you do your stuff.

  • @ossi_2429
    @ossi_24296 жыл бұрын

    I love DONG. Michael’s humorous side is so fun to experience.

  • @MrRobocopster
    @MrRobocopster6 жыл бұрын

    these has gotten *really* good, made me laugh

  • @cosmogang
    @cosmogang6 жыл бұрын

    You're the best. Period. Thanks

  • @SmoothTurtle840
    @SmoothTurtle8406 жыл бұрын

    D.O.N.G. doesn’t taste good when it’s over 12 inches...

  • @gurumage9555

    @gurumage9555

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant xD

  • @bonarjames-oneill2483
    @bonarjames-oneill24836 жыл бұрын

    The memes have got to you Micheal

  • @adriendm
    @adriendm6 жыл бұрын

    Oh my... this humour is so subtle, i love it :')

  • @rockrollinnolan8521
    @rockrollinnolan85216 жыл бұрын

    I love this new style of video! And they're easier to make, too! Win win!

  • @astroash
    @astroash6 жыл бұрын

    *Top ten anime geniuses.*

  • @owenjames8040

    @owenjames8040

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love this man

  • @Alkaloid-Odin

    @Alkaloid-Odin

    5 жыл бұрын

    #1 FIGHT ME

  • @elliotlea5457

    @elliotlea5457

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Top ten characters who could beat Thanos even with the infinity stone*

  • @raphagafloresol7069

    @raphagafloresol7069

    5 жыл бұрын

    nani

  • @wildharpy6435

    @wildharpy6435

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ibyinstitute *to

  • @LightTheMars
    @LightTheMars6 жыл бұрын

    I like all Dongs, but I like Michael's Dong the most.

  • @blownmind3834
    @blownmind38345 жыл бұрын

    WoW! my mind exploded so many times!

  • @jonathandevries2828
    @jonathandevries28284 жыл бұрын

    lol so clever the callback to the intro joke on the outro!!

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna6 жыл бұрын

    12:30 I mean I once triggered a very heated political debate on a youtube video.

  • @theceohq

    @theceohq

    6 жыл бұрын

    that's not even true you filthy commie! ALL LIES!! LIES I SAID

  • @cheesecakelasagna

    @cheesecakelasagna

    6 жыл бұрын

    adrsya I'm not talking about American politics boi.

  • @argeliozamora1074

    @argeliozamora1074

    6 жыл бұрын

    CheesecakeLasagna Politics? Lmao i once talked about religion, Some one got shot at the end

  • @alexanderm5728

    @alexanderm5728

    6 жыл бұрын

    I once started a ghif vs. jif debate. That got pretty hot.

  • @KhOrganization

    @KhOrganization

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alexander M in short, it’s pronounced JIF. The creator of GIFs even said so.

  • @stax8761
    @stax87616 жыл бұрын

    what was the science behind 6:20, does a sudden topic change help us regain our attention? I'm actually curious.

  • @vitormelomedeiros

    @vitormelomedeiros

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's nonsense humour, one of the favourite kinds of humour to the man of science.

  • @doodoobonejones
    @doodoobonejones5 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe he misspelled the channel name in the video. It's D!NG, Michael lol. Can't win 'em all I suppose

  • @srisruthi8937

    @srisruthi8937

    5 жыл бұрын

    Once it was dong now it has been changed to ding

  • @mrmoth26

    @mrmoth26

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@srisruthi8937 Heresey! It was never DONG it was always D!NG. DONG is not brand friendly and is innapropriate.

  • @kellyhe3012

    @kellyhe3012

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mrmoth26 that is correct.

  • @angelmendez-rivera351

    @angelmendez-rivera351

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mr Moth Yes, which is why it was changed to D!NG. But it USED to be DONG.

  • @mrmoth26

    @mrmoth26

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@angelmendez-rivera351 It was never DONG! Heretic!

  • @kingiejonathandiez5004
    @kingiejonathandiez50044 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the book recommendations

  • @bmccool
    @bmccool6 жыл бұрын

    VSauce really out here for us unable/unwilling to dive into KZread Red

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine77656 жыл бұрын

    micheal should start a let's play channel. "heyy, let's play, micheal here."

  • @newman6434

    @newman6434

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sorenmine id kms

  • @TinyManNasty
    @TinyManNasty6 жыл бұрын

    That was actually quite motivational Michael.

  • @GSGHenrietta
    @GSGHenrietta4 жыл бұрын

    The last 60 seconds is gold Michael

  • @eduardozanin8520
    @eduardozanin85206 жыл бұрын

    Hi Michael!

  • @GuyNamedSean

    @GuyNamedSean

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hi Eduardo!

  • @pijusnorusis9223

    @pijusnorusis9223

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hi Sean!

  • @cikka3425

    @cikka3425

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hi Himananshu

  • @thehunters7214

    @thehunters7214

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hi Someone!

  • @diegoasanch

    @diegoasanch

    6 жыл бұрын

    VSauce here

  • @Batman-rq2vx
    @Batman-rq2vx6 жыл бұрын

    Humans are some of my favorite animals too Michael.

  • @Chriscondra83
    @Chriscondra836 жыл бұрын

    Hey, glad you're back.

  • @compphysgeek
    @compphysgeek6 жыл бұрын

    Damn you, Michael! I'm going to play velocity raptor now for hours! rip work!

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