Mom: What are you watching Me: Dong Mom: what is it? Me: Michael is showing me his toy Mom: What toy? Me: His balls

@Yickerd

5 жыл бұрын

This comment is now irrelevant

@electricmapping1983

5 жыл бұрын

@@Yickerd Or is it?

@dokichokei

4 жыл бұрын

@@J.PC.Designs it was always D!NG

@KAngel32

4 жыл бұрын

@@J.PC.Designs what's dong?

@unregisteredhypercam2774

4 жыл бұрын

D-Dings O-On N-Naked G-Gongs

**"Michael passionately kisses ball"**

@lvbboi9

4 жыл бұрын

That makes me uneasy

@theamateurlancia

4 жыл бұрын

that sounds kinda wrong

@dellschwind3836

4 жыл бұрын

I want someone to kiss me the way he kisses that ball

@josephw7477

4 жыл бұрын

*cuts to black* We don't realize it but there was an hour of censored inbetween

@gayweedlobster3581

4 жыл бұрын

God I wish I was that ball

Dong Michael's Toys "Oh look at that, we're just over 6 inches."

@meh5812

4 жыл бұрын

*starts kissing a ball*

@LL-tq1oe

4 жыл бұрын

*ding*

@rapmastac1362

4 жыл бұрын

#michaeloutofcontext

@pablo-gb5th

4 жыл бұрын

what are you talking about? this is and always has been d!ng

@sagittariusa581

4 жыл бұрын

waiting for a whoooosher

"As we know, every circle has a diameter." "Or do they?" *_vsauce theme starts playing_*

@JAL_EDM

4 жыл бұрын

No. They do. Now, does every circle have an area? Yes. Or does it?

@tillyhewitt4491

4 жыл бұрын

TheRealJal ʕʘˑ̫ʘʔ yes it does , and as we know a circle is a real shape , or is it ?

@khushalvadarevu7473

4 жыл бұрын

eyebrow raises up*

@KrazyKyle-ij9vb

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this have so much meme potential

@Thebst-or5ji

4 жыл бұрын

@@tillyhewitt4491 yes it is ,and as we all know a circle is round , or is it

You're precious, Michael

@evanoc

6 жыл бұрын

Vsauce 4 when you smile

@silvx7184

6 жыл бұрын

when you smile

@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

6 жыл бұрын

Ü smile

@TechnoSinister

6 жыл бұрын

A fourth Vsauce??

@mr.wanted954

6 жыл бұрын

Hit it from the back and drive you...

I love how he brings his sense of humor out in this channel!

@freakinbox

5 жыл бұрын

It's wonderfully weird lol

@mtna964

5 жыл бұрын

me too hilarious

@bt4308

5 жыл бұрын

He is Dolan Dark

@randomguy263

5 жыл бұрын

@@bt4308 but dolan dark is pewdiepie

@bt4308

5 жыл бұрын

@@randomguy263 Michael is also Brad 2, thats why he hates pewdiepie

5:29 "Alexa, play rock music"

@aliceswanhilda8569

4 жыл бұрын

Golden.

@Novaking1975

4 жыл бұрын

01123581321

@cmbestkey8114

4 жыл бұрын

bluey heeler lmao

@maxwellsequation4887

3 жыл бұрын

@@Novaking1975 Φ φ

5:29 I'm in heaven.

@Stan2016Games

5 жыл бұрын

*_NO U_*

@cstreak2855

5 жыл бұрын

no u

@nyansnail7711

5 жыл бұрын

No u

@blockdragonspecialsummonne7887

4 жыл бұрын

This video was [Made In Heaven] (Poses menacingly)

@Tiziano75775

4 жыл бұрын

Or are you?

5:29 "I only listen to real music"

@stenkos

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@comradekiritin

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@bunbunnbunnybun

5 жыл бұрын

*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@gabrielsalutem8258

5 жыл бұрын

FCK HAHA

@checkplease8041

5 жыл бұрын

It aint slayer but its better than lil skittles factory

I think that isolation room caused some permanent damage... I love these videos. Please don’t change.

@thewolfin

6 жыл бұрын

One's damage is another one's gift

@xWood4000

6 жыл бұрын

He has been random since he started on KZread. He hasn't expressed it though.

@xXbudred123Xx

6 жыл бұрын

May have been the Ayahuasca actually.

@charb719

6 жыл бұрын

Budred123 yeah good point.... I haven’t been able to watch all of Mind Field because I don’t have KZread red

@xXbudred123Xx

6 жыл бұрын

Neither do I, I just know about it from him talking about the experience on the H3 Podcast.

“This is the longest Pi tape I’ve ever made.” The man has done this before.

@superfluous9726

4 жыл бұрын

Does this surprise you?

@THCHead

4 жыл бұрын

he literally said that before you gungungangang

@guruthemaster4516

3 жыл бұрын

well obviously, who hasn't 🙄

The ending was way too motivational and suicidal at the same time

@dipankarghosh8495

5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was making a scarf with it.

@davidramirez6896

5 жыл бұрын

His background is psychology, I feel he’s being sincere. Thanks Michael, I love you too; helping me understand where others had little patience, without even knowing me, it’s like I can feel the oneness of our people.

@BenTheSkipper

5 жыл бұрын

@@dipankarghosh8495 me too lol but I got triggered instead

@BenTheSkipper

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidramirez6896 your way of thinking as expressed in this comment is particularly interesting

@jojo.s_bekaar_adventures

5 жыл бұрын

he was putting a tie around his neck. a pi tie.

"That's really what life is about." *proceeds to tie a noose around his neck with pi tape*

@Griima

6 жыл бұрын

"Or is it?"

honestly i've never shipped someone as much as i ship micheal and his ball

@loss2570

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@ccr12345productions

6 жыл бұрын

perhaps

@joeylamp_holder2013

6 жыл бұрын

Anything's a dildo if youre brave enough

@alexblake3455

6 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to make fanart of it

@andrewlink5113

6 жыл бұрын

Micheal x ball

3:37 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i love how he included that

Teacher: Michael you got an F. Michael: *OR DID I*

@jagadishgospat2548

3 жыл бұрын

**VSAUSE THEME INTENSIFIES**

I came here for education and got objectophilia, an aggressive tape cutting montage, and a very sad song about time lapses I’m not disappointed

@sergei6769

4 жыл бұрын

💕

7:16 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

@dancruz3506

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

@cbarre9937

5 жыл бұрын

DUN DUN DUN DUN

@suattas9538

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@namala3009

5 жыл бұрын

Gasp

@Hi-ub7oz

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Michael: "diameter" My brain: "πameter"

@gfixler

3 жыл бұрын

My coding brain: "Law of Demeter" My poetry brain: "trochaic dimeter"

@Artist-128

3 жыл бұрын

This is literally how I memorized the formula for circumference. c = πameter

@maxwellsequation4887

3 жыл бұрын

@@Artist-128 did u actually need a trick to memorize that small and pathetically simple formula? Ig u don't have a brain

@segmentsAndCurves

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxwellsequation4887 Nice joke!

@resolvanlemmy

2 жыл бұрын

Pameter

Ok, you can't tell me they didn't think about how sexual "Michael's Toy's" would seem flashing in pink.

@lvbboi9

4 жыл бұрын

0:09

@berb8300

4 жыл бұрын

11 months later and all but the whole joke is that it's made to look sexual. I mean, are you that sped?

@koibubbles3302

4 жыл бұрын

рыжийкот7 We know.

@TheNeuteredCat1

3 жыл бұрын

@@berb8300 some of us dont follow vsauce like that

@toxikplazma3632

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNeuteredCat1 you don’t even need to know vsauce to know that’s the entire joke

this is what michael does when no one is there to restrain him

@andymcl92

6 жыл бұрын

I think he spent too long in that isolation room for Mind Field...

@nishankshah4111

6 жыл бұрын

He’s an absolute mad lad

@mariomilardovic2158

6 жыл бұрын

+andymcl92 youre just saying that bcoz thats the only Mind Field you saw (or able to see) I know the feel mate

@andymcl92

6 жыл бұрын

There's the Trolley Problem episode too!

@mariomilardovic2158

6 жыл бұрын

Lol true true thats why Im sad about living in a country that doesnt have youtube red

Do Offline Now Guys

@PootisOutrage123

6 жыл бұрын

no

@champyheteromer9946

6 жыл бұрын

Vinícius Lemos its still a dong

@marloscatos3001

6 жыл бұрын

Don't Offline Never Gals

@piyushsahu6045

6 жыл бұрын

you're creative

@slv_jonathanc15

6 жыл бұрын

Michael forgot vsauce 1 password so he's using dong channel now lol

When youre that one kid at school who still celebrates Pi Day...

@DreamLogic26

4 жыл бұрын

I celebrate it, it's my birthday! 🎂

@jeren0

4 жыл бұрын

@@DreamLogic26 oi sameeee!!

@equaius893

4 жыл бұрын

when pi day was a weekend...

@jupiterho11ow

4 жыл бұрын

pi day birthday gang rise up

@beastlybongos9678

3 жыл бұрын

Pi day was exactly when washington went into lockdown from covid

Anyone else moderately impressed by Michael's singing? 😂

@cyclic7772

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Thee_Znutz

11 ай бұрын

No, I'm mesmerized

@danidenhive58

4 ай бұрын

It got me rolling around the floor 😅

Did anyone else feel nervous when he "this is what life is about." as he preceded to tie a knot around his neck?

Michael’s singing skills deserve a spot on a Dolan Dark meme.

"[...] Imperial units... but no one wants to use those." Truth. xD

THE SINGING I THOUGHT I WAS BROKEN BEFORE I THOUGHT I WAS HARDENED I THOUGHT I WAS READY FOR ANYTHING ELSE HE MOCKED ME WITH I WAS A FOOL

Just gonna let that globe go unmeasured, Michael?

@xelxebar

6 жыл бұрын

Wait... The earth is actually an oblate spheroid and not a perfect sphere??!!

@Flobbled

6 жыл бұрын

the oblate spheroid society has members all around the oblate spheroid.

@cheesecakelasagna

6 жыл бұрын

New conspiracy: Michael is a moon-truther.

@jinglemich4941

6 жыл бұрын

%90 of people who read this comment did not realize that he meant the globe on the desk. (*that* globe)

@ricepatch

6 жыл бұрын

New conspiracy: CheesecakeLasagna is a Jacksfilms fan.

Oh boy, Dolan’s gonna have fun with this one!

@semism

6 жыл бұрын

Came to see this

@Chu-XO

6 жыл бұрын

Definitely...

@cele42

6 жыл бұрын

DON'T YOU GET IT?! MICHAEL IS DOLAN DARK [ILLUMINATI INTENSIFIES]

@A10Eiro

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think Michael minds that :D

@_yuri

6 жыл бұрын

it will be dark

0:54 "I wish I had a decimal imperial measuring tape” *rest of the world laughs in metric

Who heard the person behind the camera laughing at Michael's kiss 0:11, and Michael doesn't get distracted and continue on Hhhh it was hilarious

@wobblyorbee279

3 жыл бұрын

i dont hear anything....

@Fakhori.M

3 жыл бұрын

@@wobblyorbee279 trust me It's just someone trying to hide his laughter. Maybe you don't have a good headphones

@wassup.

7 ай бұрын

I can hear it with the volume up

I think Michael really wants to get more memefied. I mean that's a good thing!

@MilesPrower15

6 жыл бұрын

*notices ur avatar*

@nicthepic

6 жыл бұрын

He already is.

@aboriani

6 жыл бұрын

Is memefied the modern version of mummified?

@nicthepic

6 жыл бұрын

Appithkia my bad brother u right. He is a meme and is already more memeified on Twitter

@Andrimont

6 жыл бұрын

Wsauce! micheal here! Do you want my head delievered to your house?

5:29 "I only listen to REAL music".

@davidroberts6242

6 жыл бұрын

did he have kids recently or something he's seeming more and more like the dad of that one weird kid in high school.

@dennis8171

6 жыл бұрын

I wish vsauce was my dad

2:43 Michael : "That's..." Me:"Rad?" Michael : "...really just luck"

@holycow818181

3 жыл бұрын

That's rad...ians.

@getsmoked7219

3 жыл бұрын

@@holycow818181 Thanks for explaining the joke. Say it louder for the people in the back

@Tairex777

11 ай бұрын

​@@getsmoked7219ok RADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That whistle at 8:51 is a sign that you have been hanging arount with Adam Savage too much.

This is pure Dolan Dark material

BUT HOW DO I DO THIS ONLINE NOW, GUYS?

@MS-zr8wj

6 жыл бұрын

Today's D.O.N.G. is Do *Offline* Now, Guys

@MrAronJames88

6 жыл бұрын

Aren’t you online when watching KZread? Therefore you learned to Do This Online Now.... My Guy 😉

@sheddingmyvelvet

6 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!!!

@moikkis65

6 жыл бұрын

do outside now, guys

@BlockBlazer

6 жыл бұрын

unless you somehow have the video illegally downloaded offline as soon as it comes out...

“The one I own is in imperial units but..... no one wants to use that” *_uses the metric system_*

@Owen_loves_Butters

3 жыл бұрын

r/antijokes

@GrotesqueSmurf

3 жыл бұрын

Because metric units actually make sense and are easily translatable.

@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrotesqueSmurf how do they inherently make more sense?

@adamstubben

3 жыл бұрын

@@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand how many yards are in a mile? Now how many meters are in a kilometer? 5280 / 3 is a lot harder than just changing a couple zeroes

@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamstubben oh okay point taken

4:42 *[ happiness noise ]*

Michael singing is my favourite thing now

@MarloTheBlueberry

10 ай бұрын

Same lol

WHEN IS THE ALBUM COMING OUT 😍😍😍

5:29 6:29 Thank me later

@prestongarvey2599

5 жыл бұрын

thank you

@quigonjinn3072

4 жыл бұрын

Ill thank you now

@robotchan

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Izzy-wl7gl

4 жыл бұрын

Omg thank you that was amazing

@mateussilva635

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

The only video with a perfect shot of Michael's complete circular bald spot is one about circles and pi. 3:39

0:08 i can see the memes coming

@hussaina.4431

6 жыл бұрын

Dolan dark is probably already ahead of you

@federicotroncoso3140

6 жыл бұрын

I want Vsauce kissing Melon's forehead

@RyanCya

6 жыл бұрын

Oof

@biblicallyaccurateangel1378

6 жыл бұрын

*when you just love balls*

@idot3331

6 жыл бұрын

5:30 6:26 9:43 Definitely

Hes finally gone crazy

@rebecatj8494

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Reed yes

@ToninFightsEntropy

6 жыл бұрын

You think this just happened? xD

5:12 using the same, single measurement of Pi means that every time you draw another Pi onto the tape, you add the error. It would be better to measure out, say, 5 Pi units from the tape measure, and then repeat those 5.

@jfrusciantetube

5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU! Or even least re-check and compensate every multiple of 5 PI. Maybe this is pretty obvious only to engineers and programmers?

@noe9250

5 жыл бұрын

jfrusciantetube another possibility is measure 8pi, and then fold into halves. You might be kinda right, I’m an experimental physicist so I’m used to the idea of errors.

@prestongarvey2599

5 жыл бұрын

to everyone seeing these replies, welcome, to the nerd channel

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

jfrusciantetube Only scientists and engineers are well acquainted with this. Plenty of educators are as well, but sometimes they just forget. Most people forget this, though.

@TheBlueKnight-

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelmendez-rivera351 why would it be different and an error ?

9:58 Michael, don't do it!!! You've got so much to live for

I can’t tell if he’s stepped it up or given it up.

@nib1448

6 жыл бұрын

It's his second channel, so this is just a fun little side video to his mind-boggling, universe-questioning regular videos on his main channel.

@FinleyMcB

6 жыл бұрын

He’s probably getting really stuck into it after working on Mind Field and his live show for so long. I’m digging all the extra content.

*Michael's TOYS*

@dwellerintheden7973

6 жыл бұрын

He likes to play with his toys( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Nilguiri

6 жыл бұрын

Who is "Micheal"? Does he live in Isreal?

@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

6 жыл бұрын

Shyam Bahmani welcome to dong Michael's new channel originally it was Vsauce one but It is currently taking over by Red

@robint28

6 жыл бұрын

Shyam Bahmani ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

@RougemontForge

6 жыл бұрын

Heh.

Someone please make a track of Michael singing at 5:40

2:44 Don't pretend it's just "luck", we all know you are a cyborg with precise measuring electronics.

ALL THIS WORK WILL BE TOTALLY WORK IT, 'CAUSE WHEN I'M DONE I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND A DIAMETER BY WRAPPING THIS 'ROUND A CIRCUMFERENCE!!!!!

@Hutabah

6 жыл бұрын

NOW ITS TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAYEEYAYEEYAPE! YEAH YEAH YEAH, ITS GEOMETRIC FUN! REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVEINYOURSELF!

@pgan

6 жыл бұрын

Couldn't find the lyrics anywhere, thanks!

@SkyAce200

6 жыл бұрын

NOW IT'S TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAAAAAAEEEEAAAAEEEEAAAAPE, YEAH YEAH YEAH IT'S GEOMETRIC FUN, REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!!!!

@coopman0

6 жыл бұрын

Poulomi Ganguly 5:30

@pgan

6 жыл бұрын

The Ultimate Time Lord It was a joke.. that I couldn't find the lyrics of his song online and not.. in the video 😂

I think Vsauce has caught on to his audience's suspicions of him being genuinely insane and now he's just taking it to ridiculous levels to mess with us

"I'm sorry for inaccuracy" A real genius

This man has always been humorously brilliant, but he shines in both departments even more with this channel. Great work as always Sir.

9:56 Michael, what are you tying that tape around your neck? 10:00 MICHAEL?! 10:01 DON'T "BYE" ME!

@yuhg9139

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Silverwind87

6 жыл бұрын

*DDLC theme plays*

@Kaiwala

6 жыл бұрын

Funny meme

@Hybrid10Prime_Creative

6 жыл бұрын

I'm going to make a YTP based on this, thanks

@grampton

6 жыл бұрын

dude I just had an idea for a video but am too late

*Great songs, Michael. Love your toys and bald spots!*

@billymemes4616

6 жыл бұрын

I especially like his balls

@piyushsahu6045

6 жыл бұрын

spot*

@coxpwner

6 жыл бұрын

/r/nocontext

Lyrics for 5:29 and 6:30. You’re welcome. -5:29- ALL THIS WORK WILL BE tOTaLlY WORTH IT CAUSE WHEN IM DONE ILL BE ABLE TO FIND THE DIAMETER BY WRAPPING THIS ROUND A CIRCUMFERENCEEEEEEEEUHH -6:30- NOW ITS TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAYAYAYAYPE YEAYEAYEAHH ITS GEOMETRIC FUNNN REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVEINYOURSELFFFUH :)

@justizz707

3 жыл бұрын

Thankie :3

"Here's a nice shot of my baldspot" had me yelling at 2 am. Thank you Michael, I love you

You could say he is a ... π-oneer... ... I'll show myself out... >_>

@x-daveonpc

6 жыл бұрын

i suggest you watch the future humoristic movie about maths , it's called American π ...

@parkervanalfen2485

6 жыл бұрын

X- DaveOnPC meh, I gave it a rating of 3.14 out of 5

@nyanbrox5418

6 жыл бұрын

i've seen some bad puns but this one really takes the Pi

@callioclops

6 жыл бұрын

Never change KZread comments... Please...

@GeorgieBonsoir

6 жыл бұрын

Ohhh god that was really good...

Lol oh man he's finally lost his mind

@cornekeetels5293

6 жыл бұрын

That happend quite some time ago already, my friend

I trully though you were going to calculate, as grand finalle, Earth Equatorial Length by using that globe over there with that π-tape. Deception is what I feel right now. I'm gonna cry somewhere.

Love your singing voice, Michael! In fact, I think I am on the verge of tears!

3:27 nice imperial burn

@oscartaya324

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Hofmann "no one wants to use those" He's talking about the fact that only a relatively small minority of the countries in the world use the imperial measurement system.

@oscartaya324

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Hofmann The word burn as I've seen it used on the internet can also refer to lightly insulting or ridiculing something in addition to standard use you mentioned.

"Nobody wants to use imperial" I love vsauce.

9:44 *hehE,* _chill out,_ I've got my ~⭐pie tape⭐~

Top ten anime montages 5:30-5:44 6:30-6:43

haha he always makes sure to put meme potential in his videos that's amazing

@derszatan6109

6 жыл бұрын

Trueee

@whiteout0111

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I can see that ball kissing in a future meme

hes making it too easy for the memelords

@antolivdiaz

6 жыл бұрын

Rally!

@rallyfan22b88

6 жыл бұрын

Bangs And Pops Fiesta R5 :)

@RallyemiXXedup

6 жыл бұрын

its a wrc actually :D

@SniperNator305

6 жыл бұрын

It’s what he wants. He’s a smart man.

pi inches pinches just me? ok

I can’t even begin to express how much I love this channel...

Your music is sick. When is album coming?

@HnTr_VDH

6 жыл бұрын

Jake roper makes a playlist, that’s as good as ya gonna get

@HnTr_VDH

6 жыл бұрын

OH THAT music, yeah I want an album

@Excalibaard

6 жыл бұрын

sick != sickening :D

@n0ped0pe61

6 жыл бұрын

February 30th ;)

@resolvanlemmy

2 жыл бұрын

December 37, 2074

I don't understand how Michael nails this aesthetic so perfectly

@robertterrill525

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Ritchie Yeah he’s a complete mastermind.

@avanewman3545

6 жыл бұрын

He should make a video on that

@MinhLe-tu1zl

6 жыл бұрын

Firelord Ava nice play

@officialszabobeatz

6 жыл бұрын

He better learn how to moonwalk first.

@aspirerl4807

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Ritchie Or does he?

why is nobody talking about this dude making out with a ball

@That-One-Auden

3 жыл бұрын

Because they already talked about it

@That-One-Auden

3 жыл бұрын

Or did they

@jagadishgospat2548

3 жыл бұрын

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the beginning and the end..... it all comes around... *full circle*

+1 like for the montage song

@alicetf

6 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@FunkmastaJoe

6 жыл бұрын

make that +1 more :D

@aalden1441

6 жыл бұрын

I hope I can buy it on iTunes...

@user-qo1xi3fr9n

6 жыл бұрын

I was the 1,300th like of that comment and i refuse to believe that anything except the montage song brought me that luck

@sukmadek8626

6 жыл бұрын

I liked on the second montage lol

Michael is senπ.... I'll see myself out now.

@justcallmeluuf

6 жыл бұрын

Stop. plz no.

@raph-ik9ys

6 жыл бұрын

sin(pi) is more mathematical

@geovannimondragon7028

6 жыл бұрын

James Burgess this was actually really good

@StupidTrashPanda

6 жыл бұрын

I see no reason for you to.

@YourLocalMedic

6 жыл бұрын

James Burgess Nah you can stay.

9:32 *ends with a talk about frendship and putting a paper noose around his neck*

Micheal just kissed his ball on Dong. *He then showed his signature logo, 'Micheals' Toys'*

He hung himself after the video with that very pi tape

@DarthPlaguais1

6 жыл бұрын

AA Jwop the upside is, that the person discovering his body instantly knows the diameter of his neck!

@sama.8730

6 жыл бұрын

DarthPlaguais1 I highly doubt his neck is an exact circle.

@9975975098

6 жыл бұрын

no the diameter of his neck plus the tape.

@glitteringprize8237

6 жыл бұрын

Im still crying

@xaile5293

6 жыл бұрын

don't tell Logan Paul

Compared to your vsauce videos it actually feels like you're being yourself in this videos, and I like that.

@al3x3lm3jor

6 жыл бұрын

Chaotic Storm people can be both

@noamias4897

6 жыл бұрын

Professional and spare time, you can enjoy both

5:10 funniest thing I’ve seen all day xD

I love how he delivers the idea so simply no matter how complicated it is (although this is not complicated but still...)

When are we getting an album of Michael's greatest hits?

@LEGIONCABAL

6 жыл бұрын

Right here kzread.info/dash/bejne/h32e27imcrXUY9Y.html masterpiece

@fatboyinasandpit3434

6 жыл бұрын

It would be too big

@williamdowling7718

6 жыл бұрын

Every video is a greatest hit. His youtube channel is the album you're looking for.

@lube8261

6 жыл бұрын

0:05 Michael’s greatest kiss

i feel bad for everyone who doesn't know about this channel and gets to watch michael be the biggest sweetheart ever bless ur soul michael

@TarnishedProductions

6 жыл бұрын

thumbs up for repping my boy lance

As someone who often has to calculate the diameter of trophies so that I can tell my cnc machinery how far to turn them when engraving them, this video just saved me probably hundreds of hours of boring maths and made my job way easier.

0:54 Me, as an intellectual: _uses metric tape_

0:09 Dolan Dark be like "god i wish that was me"

@Aubsydinklegirl

6 жыл бұрын

Suyog Dahal honestly, doesn't everybody think that?

@venomgaming9807

6 жыл бұрын

Suyog Dahal i

I wish I was that ball at the beginning...

@thereal_abi5162

6 жыл бұрын

Cynosure i

@currently_In_stealth_behind_u

6 жыл бұрын

noice

@hallkarl18

6 жыл бұрын

lol what?

@szymonozimek

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@smashley7210

6 жыл бұрын

I wish Michael would kiss my balls too

The humming he makes when he makes out with the ball is unnatural

"Today we are going to have a ball... on Michael's toys" God bless this man. * He kisses the ball right after * God punish this man!!!!!

Michael: "lemme grab a pen" *bites off cap* *spits cap* *cap goes in cup* AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

*all this work* yeah *will be totally worth it* yuh *cause, when I'm done, I'll be able to find, a diameter* say whaa *by wrapping this round A circumference* ....... *Now it's time to put NUMBERS on tayy-ayy-aape* !!! *yeah yeah yeah* !!! *It's geometric fun, remeber to always BELIEVE in yourselffffff*

@LEGIONCABAL

6 жыл бұрын

Heres the only song version kzread.info/dash/bejne/h32e27imcrXUY9Y.html its beautiful

@alexanderharaldh4831

6 жыл бұрын

OMG hahah

@rbvaet3438

6 жыл бұрын

where can i buy this song?

@JasKapadia

6 жыл бұрын

Getting bill wurtz vibes from those songs...

"This is the longest pi tape I've ever made" it's so delightfully nerdy. I love it!

Thinking out loud while trying to estimate multiples of pi on an imperial measuring tape is the most normal thing I've seen in a while

at 09:52 as Micheal started to tie the tape around his neck I started getting really worried it was about to take a grim turn. Micheal please never scare me like that again lol

@TrickShotKoopa

5 жыл бұрын

i though the same thing man!

@NeoArmstrongJetArmstrongCannon

5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to measure the diameter of his neck..

@jakethebeest2376

5 жыл бұрын

i here i thought he was just making a pie tape tie

@dipankarghosh8495

5 жыл бұрын

@@jakethebeest2376 I thought he was making a scarf.

@avi-sb5lb

5 жыл бұрын

_L_

3:29 agreeably savage

2:23 Top 10 anime plot twists

Michael or generally someone from VSauce singing is the best thing that has ever happened in existence