You are about 1.9×10^-51% of the mass of the observable universe.

@YodrizzleMashizzle

9 жыл бұрын

sooooo what?

@benjaminkilleen5525

9 жыл бұрын

Vsauce Yet what is the sum of the information I contain? Surely I have more information than a cloud of helium with nearly the same mass, since that information can be reduced or approximated with models of gases, but somewhat less information than an integrated circuit or super-efficient hard-drive with nearly my mass. The information I contain may include memories, DNA, proteins . . . it's hard to boil it down. In response to your statement, what percentage of the information in the available universe am I?

@WGUKNOW

9 жыл бұрын

Hey Michael! I have seen you reference Beck's Loser 3-4 times in the past. You have a great taste in music!

@cutza7

9 жыл бұрын

Vsauce Yo Mama's so fat, that she is 1.9×10^-50 % of the mass of the observable universe.

@YodrizzleMashizzle

9 жыл бұрын

CutZa Dsch thats skinnier

New challenge: Let Vsauce videos play automatically with only audio and try to figure out what the heck the video title is

@sebastianstan9655

5 жыл бұрын

That would be a nice challenge... no joke

@toxic_shr00m

4 жыл бұрын

Neat

@naveenkumarsingh8790

4 жыл бұрын

Is this thing possible: Yes but actually no

@randomdude9135

4 жыл бұрын

I've watched him so much that might pull it off

@benjaminshields9421

4 жыл бұрын

I like this. Been watching and rewatching for as long as hes been making videos

People: “Humans are priceless” Michael: “About $2,000”

@Scienceguy-nh4ph

Жыл бұрын

The Day Human gonna meet another powerful, smart species they will realise they worth NOTHING!

@abhinavchoudhury7000

Жыл бұрын

It is theoretical 48 million including every liquid, every organ

@TheRockRock367

Жыл бұрын

Damn how you don’t label Michael as a person

@zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860

Жыл бұрын

​@@bocajmaestro1730 *I may not have a brain, but ladies and gentlemen I have an idea*

@mepmepimabee9866

9 ай бұрын

Humans, with a body processed and every material in the body separated + organs, is around 4 million bucks I did not search it on a school chrome book

7:03 "so far we have received zero offers" The next time someone rejects you just remember we're all constantly rejected by the universe

@loganhuth

2 ай бұрын

why does this only have 22 likes 💀 not enough real ones rewatching vsauce and checking comments

Earth: *exists* Villager: I'll give you 2 emeralds for that

@user-ke6yw2ib6k

5 жыл бұрын

why were we both recommended this so late lol

@turdboi-qv2xx

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-ke6yw2ib6k hOw woUlD yOu knOW

@anandsuralkar2947

5 жыл бұрын

@@turdboi-qv2xx or do u?

@Kaledrone

4 жыл бұрын

@@turdboi-qv2xx Your username is a blessing.

@DarkMetaOFFICIAL

4 жыл бұрын

Gives you 1 Earth for 16 Emeralds Next trade: gives you 1 Emerald for 16 Earths *v i l l a g e r s*

He's actually just floating above the floor horizontally.

@Roberto-in2ru

3 жыл бұрын

thank god somebody noticed

@huzzzer6083

3 жыл бұрын

I can never watch this video the same way ever again, thanks

@thetechnocrat4979

3 жыл бұрын

I cannot unsee that now.

@n00t_b1rd

3 жыл бұрын

Michael's immense knowledge and wisdom overrides Newton's laws of physics.

@solemnwaltz

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I was thinking the same the whole time. Honestly expected him to reveal it.

1:39 “A light year …” Me: I can barely imagine how big an acre is

@sudarshanlahoti3856

2 ай бұрын

Dude, A light is a measurement of length and an acre is a measurement of are. So technically, they are not directly comparable.

@Mankeysbankeys

2 ай бұрын

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 🤓

@loganhuth

2 ай бұрын

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 let the man cook

@Puggylord316

2 ай бұрын

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 That doesn't really change anything. The point still stands he can't imagine something as small as an acre, so imagining something so big is almost impossible. Even if one is a straight distance and the other is an area.

Imagine if aliens approached us and had no idea how economics works because it would only be a human concept.

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

Although I’m not certain, I feel like some sort of economic system would have to exist in a species capable of interstellar travel. They may have since abandoned it in favor of a Star Trek esque paradise version of socialism where everyone essentially wants for nothing and all needs are provided. But who knows

@MeganVictoriaKearns

Жыл бұрын

I've always wondered what if advanced aliens 👽 showed up and saw how we fuel our minds and bodies by actually killing and eating other Earth creatures. Would they run away screaming at such gory atrocities and then return to their home to share the depravity of us Earthlings? Like how we kill and eat each other for energy with which to operate our physical form as well as our cognitive functions?

@somewhataddicted7685

Жыл бұрын

@@wolfiemuse i would imagine it would be like that, at least for some materials that are very common in the universe.

@ferociouzmonk

9 ай бұрын

It is a human thing. Animals and critters don't trade currwncy for food and items

@applememes5372

8 ай бұрын

@@ferociouzmonk but you don't see animals and critters traveling to the space, now do you?

I think Saturn might already have been sold. Some aliens liked it, so they put rings on it.

@davidfonseca9095

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@rlstnnl1740

7 жыл бұрын

dead joke :/

@williamtattersall3528

7 жыл бұрын

+Finlandball Finland has some juicy balls

@jam9484

7 жыл бұрын

Boo.

@sethultragamer5749

7 жыл бұрын

Lenny

Me: I’m going to sleep Vsauce: Or are you?

@Cobratate6000

3 жыл бұрын

but what is sleep?

@Internet_Guy99

3 жыл бұрын

Why?

@blackmagickingdom13

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@cossicrots4290

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cobratate6000 Something I don't get very much of.

@Syndiate__

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cobratate6000 And how much does sleep weigh?

Parents: "You are worthless!" Me: "Hold your hoses bucko I'm at least worth 2k"

@kingeggwardiii8131

2 жыл бұрын

That's just the nutrients. Once you sell all your organs and bones and muscles then you're worth hundreds of thousands. Maybe even millions

@jakeplumber1373

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah those parents should probably kill themselves

Aliens taking notes for the invasion

MrBeast:" Buying earth and giving it to a homeless person!!!"

@emperorobama2566

4 жыл бұрын

Quaxii ASMR Chandler: my feet were tired

@FinnPotato

4 жыл бұрын

Mitäs kauhamies?

@crab_computer

4 жыл бұрын

MrBeast in 2876*

@melaniewojak3239

4 жыл бұрын

And makes it all about Mr Beast

@gtadamise162

4 жыл бұрын

Morgz :

Person1: where do you live? Person 2: earth Person 1: ok smartass where on earth Person 2: Earth, Texas Person 1: WHERE IN TEXAS

@gamelearing5504

4 жыл бұрын

OMG lol

@Smaqt.

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@louis_glock7075

4 жыл бұрын

How do u not have more likes ☠️

@Hawkgaming-pv5wb

4 жыл бұрын

Person 2: PEOPLE NAMED THE CITY EARTH, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT B****

@benz-vn6ur

4 жыл бұрын

lillou856 factual and actual

"what is the world worth?" "We are it's fart" I love you vsauce and everything that you do

"Doesnt appreciate..." Shows a image of australia

@convict3

7 күн бұрын

brother that was a clip of the planet

I love how he goes from how much is the Earth worth, to "If an animal takes a photo, who it belongs to?".

@noyou1735

3 жыл бұрын

Grammar!

@tomcat3809

3 жыл бұрын

@@noyou1735 no u

@noyou1735

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomcat3809 *UNO REVERSE*

@damianmanuelchavez-4952

2 жыл бұрын

vsauce can make a video about farts and somehow end it with the meaning of life

@SuperFireTowerGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, it had a purpose. To show that the concept of ownership is vague, and not something universal but man-made.

"The Moon, is a moon" Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

@primo_

4 жыл бұрын

Snow is snowier now!

@Melkaro

4 жыл бұрын

@@primo_ And goats have joined the game!

@FairyLightMoons

4 жыл бұрын

and my roof here is made of roof.

@evilxavage9070

4 жыл бұрын

so my shelf over here is made of shelf

@mutsissaatana5405

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes vsauce is vsauce Or is he?

I love that vsauce videos are bored me thinking about everything while waiting in line. Started from how much earth is worth and ended on ownership of animal selfies

Fun fact: the word "satellite" means artificial moon in arabic

*"The man who sold the world"* starts playing

@nekozombie

4 жыл бұрын

never lost control

@MrEnjoivolcom1

4 жыл бұрын

...said I was his friend

@gjinhaxhiu2806

4 жыл бұрын

Underwater Walter not to disrespect Cobain, but it’s originally a Bowie song and Nirvana covered it.

@tutin9930

4 жыл бұрын

Funi

@gustavosousa8966

4 жыл бұрын

The World already has an owner and he is DIO

all this is worth $12 at gamestop

@abominable5223

6 жыл бұрын

King_Movie F U C C M Y L I F E

@YoloMonstaaa

6 жыл бұрын

S U C C M Y D I C K

@kevindurantfakeaccountback6159

6 жыл бұрын

You guys have amazing grammar.

@swoops2811

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Durant Fake Account Backup Snake you don't get the joke

@ObamanableSnowman

6 жыл бұрын

Haha that's the trade in value

Probably my favorite Vsauce work! :)

Michael: Earth does have some unique selling point Me: ...wait seems like this is not a joke any more

Rick Harrison "the best I can do is like 50 bucks"

@hinchmiester9199

7 жыл бұрын

+WeebySpice haters

@thatguyinthecommentswhothi6598

7 жыл бұрын

Haha

@ottavari746

7 жыл бұрын

Noah Hinchee b

@youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065

7 жыл бұрын

That guy in the comments who thinks he's funny

@swaggymcgee7116

7 жыл бұрын

"I've still gotta make a profit off this."

Title: "What Is The Earth Worth?" Conclusion: "Humans are farts"

@AdamTheCannon

3 жыл бұрын

True

@deadchannel5933

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdamTheCannon your pfp kinda weird

@AdamTheCannon

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadchannel5933 what's the problem it's just khabib.

@deadchannel5933

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdamTheCannon the problem is that it's weird

@george3781

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadchannel5933 bro u good?

Earth is worth exactly 31 Vsauce videos.

This is probably one of the best earth promotion video i have ever seen .

Never in my life would I even think about stumbling upon an educational video and the human race would be referred to as a fart.

@mcmarcuz23

7 жыл бұрын

Sure....EARTH'S FIRST FART COST 1$! COME DO A BID HERE!

@jblack5994

7 жыл бұрын

vsauce's videos are filled with unbelievable knowledge, stupid puns and jokes (I love it though), and existential crisis

@dominicwilson309

7 жыл бұрын

my positive message for the day... i am a fart

@howardbaxter2514

6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Vsauce

@MrTeddy12397

6 жыл бұрын

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Villager: Two emeralds, take it or leave it.

@Badvait

4 жыл бұрын

@Bill Cipher i actually came up with it myself but okay you do you

@thomaslok5808

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@greirath1771

3 жыл бұрын

@@Badvait what do you mean?

@Badvait

3 жыл бұрын

Greirath do you not play minecraft

@greirath1771

3 жыл бұрын

@@Badvait the comment after that

7:52 Of all Vsauce videos this moment may have given me the most existential crisis.

I love that Michael just refers to all of humanity summed up by the words “hairless bipeds”

Here goes Michael again, shopping for planets.

@gamingschool1213

5 жыл бұрын

I am the 69 like,

@lolerskates876

5 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie could buy Jupiter

@CroperCrape

5 жыл бұрын

459? Hmmmm should I like?

@anandsuralkar2947

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ronipletikosa

4 жыл бұрын

come on micheal other people want planets too

Beginning: “What’s earth worth in dollars?” Conclusion: “We’re farts!” This is why I love Vsauce.

@harryrl6379

4 жыл бұрын

Ik same 😂

@aedenthegreatyt

4 жыл бұрын

Same my dude

@wenta24

4 жыл бұрын

I thought you were joking, but i was wrong😂

@salad1000

4 жыл бұрын

bruh spoilers wtf

@yellowfrog2259

Жыл бұрын

Lmao bruh lol

I watched these videos when they were new, and the rewatch now is sooooooo much better!

you are amazing, these videos make me emotional and I dont even know why

spoiled aliens be like: “Tracy’s so lucky her mom lets her buy so many planets”

@spheredude6003

3 жыл бұрын

No honey, you already have an asteroid.

@mas0nfootball6810

3 жыл бұрын

@@spheredude6003 But my asteroid has gold I want Diamonds😠

@faolancampbell4459

3 жыл бұрын

I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your perfect amount of thumbs up.

@lullabypoppera3914

3 жыл бұрын

@@mas0nfootball6810 diamonds? I want one with ice!

@beastralian

3 жыл бұрын

@@lullabypoppera3914 ice? I desire platinum!

Maybe aliens are just waiting for the Steam Winter Sale...

@Diegox045

6 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves way more likes

@faizalf119

6 жыл бұрын

Trim Prism nuclear winter sales

@_simon.s_

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah! Winter Sales are the best! It's the only time of the year where I buy games on Steam!

@jordanmicahcook

5 жыл бұрын

THAT is a GREAT comment! LOL

@guyincognito7771

5 жыл бұрын

If they needed a new planet and made it here...seriously doubt we could stop them at all...

I get an ad and I come back to the video to hear Michael go "EARTH IS BOOKIN' IT..."

I always learn something here. That's why I love this channel 🧡.

If you buy on black Friday It's just 20$

@shrekonion8307

5 жыл бұрын

imagine all the nations trying to keep peace among the aliens fighting to buy earth for the black friday sale

@imwillixm

5 жыл бұрын

Jojo John or maybe it's just half price. So 3,039,728,516,717$...

@paige4855

5 жыл бұрын

DeAl

@rhodadonceras9801

5 жыл бұрын

if yu sel it to rick form pawn star el give you 5bucks

@lupusor7

5 жыл бұрын

Stonks.

“We are Earth’s first fart.” Michel Stevens, contemporary philosopher.

@YoshiLikesFate

3 жыл бұрын

Where Earth poo

@wakkle

3 жыл бұрын

Philosophart

10:17 OmG ItS tHe GuY FrOm fOrTnItE

LOL jeez you never cease to amaze me how far off into the galactic rhubarb you can get. Awesome video sir.

GameStop values it at $20.50

@RyanInSD

6 жыл бұрын

Thats awfully generous today!

@renelmk

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan007 this needs more likes

@jennyjacuinde301

6 жыл бұрын

Size no me lo creo y la otra mitad de la cancha del equipo en un momento dado de alta en

@moonrunner8791

6 жыл бұрын

You’ll get 20% more if you take store credit...just saying.

@mazinbajalan4334

6 жыл бұрын

in store credit

Why hasn't this guy won a Nobel prize already. He is a fucking genius.

@colinshaules7141

6 жыл бұрын

Because he’s stating facts that have already been discovered

You can sleep in peace knowing that Elon Musk won't buy the earth anytime soon

remembering that i actually don't matter makes me so relieved

The Earth is worth exactly one Earth's worth of Earth.

@thedicerunner7851

7 жыл бұрын

Chupachu To understand what your saying, someone must have a another habbitable planet like ours so that they can buy Earth?

@Terra-Antares

7 жыл бұрын

Total Cost to logic:-10^1000 Brain cells

@mutantpenguin6836

6 жыл бұрын

Chupachu MIND. BLOWN

@chettlar212

6 жыл бұрын

Actually due to inflation the earth is worth 0.9 earth's worth of earth.

@blackadam4064

6 жыл бұрын

*insert blinking guy meme*

What currency do they use in space? Star bucks.

@HolidayTheLeek

9 жыл бұрын

BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! lol

@Asterius_101

9 жыл бұрын

*ba dum tiss...*

@fandomguy8025

9 жыл бұрын

XD BOOOO!

@Orangeninja5000

9 жыл бұрын

....get out

@andylannister5071

9 жыл бұрын

What if Starbucks headquarters is actually a space communication service. Which contacts other universes with life forms and hasn't told anyone except the most powerful people on earth. What if Area 51 is a front and it's actually the Starbucks headquarters? But it isn't actually called Starbucks it's just a code name.

If you pause at the right time on 0:00 and turn on the subtitles, the contrast between the calm subtitles and Michael's face is hilarious

8 years later and i still love these videos

@funnyvideo-vn9kl

Жыл бұрын

Fr

Careful, jumpscare at 0:00

@davidsennholtz515

6 жыл бұрын

TheLoaf thks, you saved me one there

@PrettyLaiLai

6 жыл бұрын

no

@softwarejaguar9636

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks man I was worried

@daenerystargaryen1683

6 жыл бұрын

too late

@MandMs05

6 жыл бұрын

That's how Michael starts all VSauce videos.

Q: how much is Earth worth? A: we had two moons! thanks michael

@earthtoashlyn

6 жыл бұрын

Lol every video

@thischannelisover2801

6 жыл бұрын

Randomy ikr

@Preuen-zs1fz

6 жыл бұрын

Randomy reminds me of my mother Me:what does this xbox one cost Mum:no i wont buy you another game

@thebassics2478

6 жыл бұрын

Daddy Michael.

@pachik0

6 жыл бұрын

verey guud

“Big deal” scoffs “whats it all worth” i died 😂

Man gonna keep me up at night

"The moon, is a moon" Ahh ,you have enough bones in you body to make a human skeleton

@exppalt2269

4 жыл бұрын

munazza hussain An adult skeleton? But I am 2 years old! I have too many bones for a adult skeleton. Okay please don't think I am actually 2 years old.

@who-ny5oe

4 жыл бұрын

That is Bullshit man!!!!

@bennyo.schandl2430

3 жыл бұрын

@@who-ny5oe , Öl Österreich Ää

@bennyo.schandl2430

3 жыл бұрын

@@who-ny5oe Was

@earthterra8546

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I laughed

7:55 I forgot what this episode was called so I searched “squirrels in Nebraska Vsauce” and it worked!

@mikephillips4864

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that's funny and cool 😂😎

@akshittt

3 жыл бұрын

Transcription

@pkmkb

2 жыл бұрын

ok

I love that Vsause was talking about light years to selling the planet

Gracias por esto, todo. Saludos desde Argentina.

I don't know what the Earth is worth, but it means the world to me.

@penguindude1119

8 жыл бұрын

Just leave

@genostellar

8 жыл бұрын

penguindude111 Why? =P

@gmahi5

8 жыл бұрын

+Geno Stellar that was cute loool

@cherrysalsa

8 жыл бұрын

+Geno Stellar lol

@wendell2255

8 жыл бұрын

i see what you did there hahahah!!!

3:18 I love how Michael tries to say “Reddit user Shady Potato” in a serious tone

@impuhlse8990

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@galarxyy

2 жыл бұрын

He kinda succeeded

@suicideistheanswer369

2 жыл бұрын

He never makes fun of anyone or anything

@immortalsun

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, pooplicker888 was Vsauce’s original name.

0:29 this is also the smallest known asteroid at about only 2-3 meters across

"big deal, what's it all worth?" that had me dying for some reason 😂😂

7:52 Nebraskan here, I can confirm, the squirrels here are still pissed about that. Jefferson has a bad name among the local squirrel communities.

@WaaDoku

6 жыл бұрын

Micah Philson Respect! I wouldn't learn French just to talk to squirrels.

@swxqt6826

5 жыл бұрын

Micah Philson i just dont understand why he would do that

@maysteward1032

5 жыл бұрын

Micah Philson s

@huntertw

5 жыл бұрын

man this video is old

@micahphilson

5 жыл бұрын

@@huntertw Howso? It's only 4 years old.

8:06 This is why I always watched vsauce My brain just exploded

@696190

4 жыл бұрын

Jupiter Ascending called, it wants its central premise back

@outofstepbaritone

4 жыл бұрын

SHATTER ever played half life 2?

@gatecrasher9546

4 жыл бұрын

@@outofstepbaritone all heil combine

@Cxrlos..

4 жыл бұрын

Boom

Don’t let Kanye see this

@thtpower1

2 ай бұрын

😂 best comment

I love how he’ll go on a rant for several minutes, before going off on how much the Earth is worth, switching topic, then rounding back to the original point of Earth’s value.

Humans selling the earth would be like a tapeworm selling you.

@predator-7180

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@bluecupgaming2674

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I have tapeworms tho

@SgtTikka

3 жыл бұрын

@scpwiki account I don't know if you got that the wrong way around, or are you just talking about Russia's questionable black markets.

@AkiraSatou

2 жыл бұрын

No it wouldn't. The Earth isn't naturally sentient, it houses many sentient beings but is is literally speaking a giant rock with wacky shit on it. It'd be like a man selling the entire apartment with tenants already in it.

@samsunguser3148

2 жыл бұрын

A rat selling a whole building

8:09 best drawing of an alien I've ever seen.

@kingpizzarat8999

3 жыл бұрын

I bet that’s a real photo

@shashwat4920

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingpizzarat8999 i bet you clicked it

The Fermi paradox is the Godwin's law of pop-sci videos.

People always forget that earth isn’t our parent we are earth our whole body is just a piece of earth that has learnt to move on its own

The earth is on sale! $2.99 for earth now!

@joey7710

7 жыл бұрын

Sillybox777 i bid for 2.98 sir!

@waahaah861

7 жыл бұрын

I bid 2.981!

@mcmarcuz23

7 жыл бұрын

Going once, Going Twice, Goes to the man with a horse picture.

@lennartfeldbrugge7665

7 жыл бұрын

Sillybox777 und

@theredturtle4309

7 жыл бұрын

2.99? IMPOSSIBLE ITS AMAZING

Could you imagine an alien walking up to you and, looking right at you, asking how expensive you would be to purchase, but when you protest, the alien clarifies that it's not asking you what your asking price is; it's asking the microbe that lives on your face what your asking price is.

@RafaelMunizYT

Жыл бұрын

@Super Winnie Wili or is it?

The earth is priceless because it is a unique phenomenon out of the whole universe that contains all the joy, sadness and the general human experience. It is a beautiful place which we must preserve.

As the alien landlord of your galaxy cluster I like your human practice of talking

*Two lovers sitting on a field, during the night, watching the stars* Her: What do you think we are, in the big picture? Him: We are Earth's first farts

@ayaan7990

3 жыл бұрын

"Ew. I'm breaking up with you.'

@beanybain

3 жыл бұрын

The first 2 lines just make me think of Two lovers, forbidden from one another A war divides their people And a mountain divides them apart Built a path to be together ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes... Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah! Best song ever 👌👌👌

@ayaan7990

3 жыл бұрын

@@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 fair enough

@nidarshabandara9504

7 ай бұрын

@@flarfatron2190 yeah actually underrated comment. better comment than lot of other comments with lot of likes.

Alien scout: Earth has nukes! What should we do Alien leader: Nukes? We need to escape Alien scout 2: Don't worry they have aimed it at themselves

@mustaqimhadi6381

9 жыл бұрын

Accurate we're a big joke

@Jordanmac127

9 жыл бұрын

Comment_User If extraterrestrial life can build craft that can travel light years and detect our ICBM's. I very much doubt they would give two shits about nukes or any of our inventions.

@brodudeguy5528

9 жыл бұрын

How do these "aliens" know what a nuke is and how do they speak English?

@mustaqimhadi6381

9 жыл бұрын

bill rose they are probably much smarter

@Vedvart1

9 жыл бұрын

***** But every time in history those nations then fought each other after the common enemy went away.

4:31 "make way for an intergalactic highway"-thanking you for all the fish! 🤣🤣🤣🚀🛸🛸

I still watch these today roll up in bed and stick one on there just timeless 👌

At about the 4:00 there's one of the first videos I ever created - 15 years ago, long before youtube ever existed. I have an updated 4k resolution version on my channel, the updated part is pretty important because in the intervening time we've discovered half a million more asteroids.

@jojoroberson1315

9 жыл бұрын

Scott I am subscribed to you and your ksp videos are really unike and awesome keep being cool ps when I paused to type vsause looks like a mix between about to fall asleep and pooping:')

@imk2vin

9 жыл бұрын

I was going to point out that they used your video. *Scrolls down* No way! Scott already made a comment about it! :D

@williamtang899

9 жыл бұрын

Scott Manley Suddenly, In a science video by a popular science youtuber, another popular science youtuber appears.

@Bartekkru100

9 жыл бұрын

Scott Manley Wow Scott Manley on Vsauce o_O

@jarivanv

9 жыл бұрын

Rolan Tang science-ception

Scientists thinking of other moon’s names: *oh yeah this is big brain time* Scientists thinking of our moon’s name: MOON IS MOON

@superkittypro6520

4 жыл бұрын

Dang I just made that comment... Eh it's different enough

@fluffywolf6300

3 жыл бұрын

@Akki Kishore , Luna is just moon in latin.

@4P5MC

3 жыл бұрын

It'd be like us naming our planet "Planet".

@xylenox6112

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's because the Moon was named before we knew that other moons existed

@christianjoseph6502

3 жыл бұрын

we named our moon before we knew other moons existed

Lmfao I’m always waiting for that switch up on the questioning

michael always has some music in odd time playing during these videos. this ones in 7/8 :)

$5,000,000,000,000? I'll give ya $7...

@billymays5175

8 жыл бұрын

50 packs of my OxyClean.

@adamschorah8672

8 жыл бұрын

At GameStop you'll get a paperclip and $1

@billymaysqualityproducts3525

8 жыл бұрын

+Billy Mays excuse me

@bebitokoi1627

7 жыл бұрын

.... Deal.

@youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065

7 жыл бұрын

7 really funny jk I would give the same if I were you

I came here to find out how much the Earth is worth and I ended up realizing I'm a fart. Thank you Michael.

@Manu-bq3xh

6 жыл бұрын

metalforever12345 Michæl

@oyounes5945

6 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@mohibwasay5102

6 жыл бұрын

Not just you. But the entire human kind. And a very stinky one

Imagine looking back and watching this in 2021, oh wait.

Kanye would love this vid

Pretty crazy that when my dog bites someone it's MY problem but when my dog paints a masterpiece suddenly it's everyone's

@amadoudiallo7952

5 жыл бұрын

is that your siblings

@nekoeko500

4 жыл бұрын

Your dog's behavior is your responsability, your dog's artistic skills are not (unless you have sent it to an art school for a couple of years, paid for it, and can prove that you did). Humans and their pesky laws

@rodolfolinares8254

4 жыл бұрын

nekoeko500 isn’t artistic skill part of behavior? What, did he send his dog to a school to learn to bite people?

@nekoeko500

4 жыл бұрын

@@rodolfolinares8254 every skill has an innate component. There are no biting schools, there are owners who don't take care of their animals

@FunkyJeff22

4 жыл бұрын

@@nekoeko500 so he's only responsible for his dog's art if he trained it to paint, but he's always responsible for the dog's bites, even when he never trained it to bite? Why the double standard?

Gamestop: The best i can do is $2.50

@LukeLovesMc

8 жыл бұрын

so true lmfao

@luisvarela7787

8 жыл бұрын

bitch ass gamestop 😂

@ollilaine6763

8 жыл бұрын

Only 30€ for used GTA V. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

@TrixRKidz

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, wait u see that scratch? That’s the Grand Canyon. Yea that’s guna bring it down to $1.50

@theworldoverheavan560

4 жыл бұрын

@@TrixRKidz lol

Vsauce is the kind of guy to negotiate the earth with an alien civilisation

Thank you for wastin my time in a positive way

what if my cells sold me?

@oO1graffiti1Oo

5 жыл бұрын

Finlay Hamm you are the collective consciousness of ur cells no?

@BurningBridgeStudios

5 жыл бұрын

@@oO1graffiti1Oo He was referencing the video.

@pradeep2662

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong comparison with the video's concept.

@justsomeboreddouchebag6296

5 жыл бұрын

*OR WOULD THEY???*

@ricc1

5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist

What if Earth is like an ant farm for aliens, and they're watching us build up our colonies.

@gayfrog3102

8 жыл бұрын

good shit gooood shit 👌👌👌👌👌thats what im talking about good 👌shit

@kaihuizing5970

8 жыл бұрын

+Daythem Kaverous That would be so funny. People always think they're so great and good, even the average person thinks that way, when in reality we're almost nonexistent compared to the entire universe

@tagheuerwoods6241

8 жыл бұрын

+Daythem Kaverous South Park any one ?

@dhruvam5765

8 жыл бұрын

What if earth is an electron and the sun is a nucleas for other alien species?

@HelghastxISA

8 жыл бұрын

Theres a theory that aliens have already found us but dont want to interrupt our natural growth.

Why oh why do you always show up on my discover page whenever I’m supposed to go to sleep..

Being high asl and listening to VSauce video is a trip to space😭

Mr beast in 2090: destroying Earth and then surprising people with a new one

@sssswerth5323

3 жыл бұрын

He would be like 90 years old lmao

@adibhossain8790

3 жыл бұрын

@@sssswerth5323 Really?

@sssswerth5323

3 жыл бұрын

@@adibhossain8790 ja

@dentano5317

3 жыл бұрын

@@adibhossain8790 92

@champagneeee

3 жыл бұрын

@@sssswerth5323 so you're saying he was born year 2000, which means he's 20 - 21 years old.

Me: How much is the earth worth? Vsauce: The great pyramid of giza was built 3.5 light years away

@PebsBeans

5 жыл бұрын

How much is the earth worth? We are Earth's first fart

@_catzee

5 жыл бұрын

Translation: Other people already did the work I'm just here to be philosophical. Sorry.

@keywestalert6329

5 жыл бұрын

It doesnt matter what i say as long as people squint their eyes at what i say and think it is worth it

Living creatures are so unique and rare in the universe that they should each sell for a fortune in other planets. If diamond is so very valuable for us, imagine how valuable must trees be for other planets.

Beginning: Earth only contains 1066 people. Ending: ..we are Earth's first fart. Classic Michael.

@spiceydice6968

4 жыл бұрын

Adam in Greek mythology earth is a girl

@St-ef9ru

4 жыл бұрын

@@spiceydice6968 and in internet's mythology, earth is a loli

@iamhawkeye3162

4 жыл бұрын

Narancia Best Girl to some, earth is a piece of paper in internet mythology.

@zakuro8532

4 жыл бұрын

@@St-ef9ru Lolitas do fart. Oh yeah