"I didn't do anything" other than screaming for no reason whatsoever....🤷

@bradleymyers5030

3 ай бұрын

Exactly, she starts screaming 😱 her butt off freaking the guy and the dog out and then insists that she didn't do anything.

@mers3481

3 ай бұрын

After he himself screamed...

@oevilone

3 ай бұрын

I dunno why but that clip made laugh so hard I could barely catch my breath

@ButterflyMatt

3 ай бұрын

He was doing helicopters in his recliner before she ever made a sound. Nice try, but the man was the emotional wreck in this one.

@_the_dude_abides_

3 ай бұрын

Women are ridiculous

6:59 that dog is the sower of chaos

7:00 woman screams like hell - "I didn't do anything" 😂

@kingvega666

3 ай бұрын

Couple of big dumbasses 🤣

@AlexanderOrion

3 ай бұрын

What the hell was that? 😂 She looks at the floor and starts screaming... imagine driving and she is next to you

@ronwhite8503

3 ай бұрын

The dog has more intelligence than those two combined.

@iteerrex8166

3 ай бұрын

She has problems, that wasn’t normal. So freaking annoying.

@iteerrex8166

3 ай бұрын

The first two replies I didn’t send. After I calmed down I wrote a 3rd one. Wtf was that 🤦‍♂️

1:37 Love how he helps the ladder up instead of the man that he let fall

@riverraid81

3 ай бұрын

Right? 😆😆

@scottmcshannon6821

3 ай бұрын

that ladder looked like it was rated for about 50 pounds max.

@larrywest42

3 ай бұрын

And who stands _right next_ to someone climbing up a ladder and doesn't grab on it to help steady it? I think there's some ugly history between Mr Greenshirt and ... his father???

@Mithrandir6622

3 ай бұрын

He said I'm not satisfied, try again

The confetti spraying all over the food actually made me so mad😂

@PANCHO15108

3 ай бұрын

Yeah idk how they thought it was going to go lol.

@williamr1088

3 ай бұрын

Such a waste even the Father looked at her annoyed like what the heck.

@kingvega666

3 ай бұрын

I mean they treat women like paper weights in these islamic nations then expect them to not be stupid. They prolly beheaded her in town square or some barbaric shit.

@acehandler1530

3 ай бұрын

You must be hungry 🙂

@gavin.lannan

3 ай бұрын

@@acehandler1530 bigkidnow has a food addiction and stares at other people's plates, sad 🤢

6:30 sure the fire was a fail, but props to them staying calm, and dealing with it. unlike most these videos where they freak out and make it 10x worse.

@panicmosem5969

3 ай бұрын

And was that FLOUR?!?! You're supposed to use baking soda, but that looks like a bag of flour!

@MrDR1F7R

3 ай бұрын

@@panicmosem5969 yeah, dont use flour xD shit burns.

@elgentleman6259

3 ай бұрын

That was 10x worse than putting a wet tea towel on it. If you're rummaging through your cupboards to find something random to throw on a fire, you have already begun the process of freaking out.

@willharbison7017

3 ай бұрын

I'm surprised the glass lid didn't shatter.

We’ve all been there so you kinda feel bad, but the 2 people waking up panicking cause the dog barked was really funny.

@peterfoldvari1329

3 ай бұрын

​@@jayvander5853the guy panics, jumps out of his chair and faceplants while yelling "WHAT", it's like he expects the Russian mafia to come for him. That's what scared the woman, her screaming is the most understandable thing in that clip...

@TehButterflyEffect

3 ай бұрын

Them swearing constantly tells you how many IQ points are in that room. The dog is the smartest one in that room.

@NautilusGuitars

3 ай бұрын

@@peterfoldvari1329 No, the guy tried to turn around to see what the dog was maniacally barking at, then accidentally fell and then the woman immediately starts hysterically screeching over and over again like an absolute banshee for no reason. Then he reacts thinking she's seeing something he's not and only says "What" _after_ her screaming. Then she acts incredulous as if she didn't do anything, and when he says "you scared me" she becomes petulant. You can literally watch the clip again at 7:00 and confirm exactly what I just described. If you watch videos like these, one of the most common tropes is women screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason and making the situation 10x worse because of it. It's literally a meme at this point. Men and women both do their equal share of idiotic things. Pointing out one isn't an attempt to negate the other. The woman here was the one reacting disproportionately. The guy literally was just trying to figure out what, if anything, was going on, and simply fell on accident doing so.

@peterfoldvari1329

3 ай бұрын

@@NautilusGuitars He yells "what" followed by a gorilla noise as he faceplants first, before the woman screams... Literally just watch the video. The dude is panicking out of his mind to begin with, I genuinely can't comprehend how you people can't see that. It's some weird ass bias you got there.

@NautilusGuitars

3 ай бұрын

​@@peterfoldvari1329 You clearly didn't rewatch it. I gave you the exact time. All you had to do was click on it to watch what happens. I wrote my comment with the video up in another window to describe it exactly as it happens. And I'm doing the same now. You're verifiably wrong. Dude was not "panicking out of his mind from the beginning". He simply woke up, turned to assess the situation, and then tried to get up, but fell and made a noise like anybody would. It was more of a slurred "whoah". Fail Army subtitles are notoriously inaccurate. Even if he did say "what" it doesn't matter. Before he even gets back up, the woman is screaming her head off, which startles him, as it would anybody, and he turns around in shock to see what she's screaming at. He sees nothing, but she _continues to scream_ several more times like a maniac, then he turns to look out the window, finally realizing there's nothing. Then he just looks at her dumbfounded, rightfully so, and she acts incredulous as if he's the one who was escalating the situation, then basically tried to blame him. Watch the video again at half speed and read my description. I've literally watched it several times while writing this to make sure I described it _exactly_ as it happened. Your interpretation is objectively wrong.

The dog waking up the couple was priceless.

7:50 Cat: “I’m so here for this”

Bro the couple in the living room and recliner 😂😂😂😂😂

6:59 min.: How a panic excalates! 🤣

@ronwhite8503

3 ай бұрын

In imbeciles.

3:18. The bridesmaid continuing to scatter flower petals on the bride as she was lying on the ground was hilarious.

7:02 "Honey get the gun, shoot something!"

1:50 What beautiful vegetation - especially the Face Plant! 🤣

7:00 imagine being the one walking outside hearing all the screaming and some dude looking at you like some psycho

@kgal9657

3 ай бұрын

LMFAO 😂 I can totally see him peering out with a perceived visage of malcontent and utter bewilderment as all hell screeches out in the background. Such a response of unbridled histrionics. Yes, a fail by every measure except the dog but lol we're here for it.

3:55 that "G'morning!" was an unqualified success.

0:15 this made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂

@sSteppingStones

3 ай бұрын

i think it is the way he walked

@patbl61

3 ай бұрын

Too bad they cut the video because you can hear his girlfriend laugh in the original video it's even funnier

@jeremy____5747

3 ай бұрын

He's like my cat, diving for cover anytime there's even a slightly loud noise.

@BillyNoMates1974

3 ай бұрын

how to hide really quickly

@jeremy____5747

3 ай бұрын

"How Not to Be Seen"

That pickup truck should not be on here as a fail, that is a win

@hideouslyugly

3 ай бұрын

That truck was a definite win. No garage smashed, no kids run over or toys flattened. Yes, an absolute win.

@cxzact9204

3 ай бұрын

The side mirror would beg to differ. RIP 😂

@McLovin1759

3 ай бұрын

Use the word literally is a fail for me. It literally rolled off the ramp and into here OR it rolled off the ramp and into here? Express yourself in fewer words. Damn younger generation.

@Ponkdonker

3 ай бұрын

​@@McLovin1759Ironically, you have the longest comment.

@McLovin1759

3 ай бұрын

@@Ponkdonker Touché

That one with the dog who woke up the sleeping people was PRICELESS. I’m still laughing over that one.

7:05 "Stop it. Get some help."

4:03 Critical fail, then 4:12 critical success 👌

That lady screaming must be a joy to live with 😅😅😅😅

6:58 Both sound asleep and then that dog starts barking, guy jumps up and then she starts screaming?! Why??? She reminded me of that lady who was screaming at the deer, come on, somebody has to know what I'm talking about, right? Either way, I had to rewatch this clip of her just standing there screaming lol

6:58 is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

@bufon63

3 ай бұрын

hahahaha I'm in hysterics too! hahahahaha, a classic!

the dog destroys all their outdoor furniture and she talks to them like they just invented alcohol and she is thrilled.

7:05 WHY is she screaming?

@heimatlos9695

3 ай бұрын

i'm crying :D

6:58 dog be like, " nobody sleeps if I can't sleep!" 🤣😂🤣😂

6:58 OMG! That is so funny! A dog doing his job, and the result is great!

_Even on my worst days, your videos manage to bring a smile to my face. Thank you for that!_

3:13 The real question is the person wearing an anatomically correct cow costume to a wedding.

@stevie-ray2020

3 ай бұрын

Maybe it was the only suit they owned?

@jeepliving1

3 ай бұрын

@@stevie-ray2020 That may be it. Or else that's what passes as "formal attire" in their neck of the woods.

@panicmosem5969

3 ай бұрын

What an "udder" disaster 😂😂

@jeepliving1

3 ай бұрын

@@panicmosem5969 Ouch! 🤣

@user-jm3mp3uy7d

3 ай бұрын

@@panicmosem5969damn the dad jokes 💀

What scares me yet fascinates me the most ... Is the number of people who just don't take the time to THINK THINGS THROUGH! : )

3:45 a terrible waste of food with a Confetti popper. That poor girl. You can tell the father is completely annoyed the way he looks at that woman.

6:59 best clip in the whole video 😂

1:45 when faced with a choice between the first and the second, he chose the ladder. Thank you, thank you 🙏

5:42 Don't you just love it when your dogs thinks you're playing when you fall and really hurt yourself? Like it's saying: "Get up, wussy, that couldn't've hurt. Let's get rough together next!"

Some people shouldn't own dogs. Just saying.

@Enwaiyre

3 ай бұрын

Why so undemanding? Some people shouldn't even exist 😅

@schumaje

3 ай бұрын

My friend’s dog ran into her and knocked her down the stairs. She broke her neck (non-paralyzing), and promptly gave the dog to someone else to keep.

@Enwaiyre

3 ай бұрын

@@schumaje This was an unfortunate accident but certainly not the dog's intention. With a few exceptions, animals are not capable of viciousness and cruelty. If the same thing happened to a child, would they be sent to an orphanage?

@kingvega666

3 ай бұрын

@@Enwaiyre dogs are not the same as kids. This drives me absolutely nuts about some pet owners. They are incapable of free thought and self awareness. Sure they can be intelligent. The same people put clothes on their dog and let it eat at the dinner table. Wierdos

@Enwaiyre

3 ай бұрын

@@kingvega666 thats the point, the owners are nuts👍

It's strange to see them fall so painfully, but they're still smiling so brightly.😂

@retr0cat651

3 ай бұрын

I laugh at my own pain as well makes it easier to handle 😂

@joe125ful

3 ай бұрын

@@retr0cat651 Agreed i did that too.

@larrywest42

3 ай бұрын

IME, the pain usually sets in a few minutes later.

It's weird seeing so many people falling on ladders since I've worked about 5 years as a construction worker and can't remember seeing or hearing anyone falling on ladder and trust me I've seen some really fucking sketchy ladder setups

@123123boobies

3 ай бұрын

Some people just really need to stay inside because clearly setting a ladder on even, solid ground must be an alien concept.

@OyxiaxD

3 ай бұрын

@@droopy_eyesBro I've seen people use things as ladders that don't even qualify as a laddar or a stool of any kind, like a scrap pipe for example

@erakfishfishfish

3 ай бұрын

You’re really tempting the universe, you know that, right?

@evilspyke5760

3 ай бұрын

8 billion people...

Third one falling into cardboard box was such a set up!!

@Simon-xc5oy

3 ай бұрын

Well...he does look like a boxer...;)

This video is the ultimate reminder to laugh at ourselves sometimes. Great job! 😄

04:54 - I really hate when they do that, how shitty of a person you have to be to ruin your daughter's birthday...

@sSteppingStones

3 ай бұрын

it was funny

@colmwhateveryoulike3240

3 ай бұрын

Yeah some people don't grow up.

@oldageisdumb

3 ай бұрын

@@sSteppingStonesYou wouldn’t think so if you knew how long it takes to do make up and hair and how much she paid for that dress.

@Ironjawswife

3 ай бұрын

I know! Ticked me right off. Toxic people always have to ruin every occasion.

@stevie-ray2020

3 ай бұрын

@@oldageisdumb Was also thinking how upset she'd be after putting so much time and effort into preparing herself!

1:45 the hammer falling off him got me.

7:00 WTF is wrong with those people?

1:36 Good thing that second dude was there to help him and steady the ladder.

7:00 such a happy couple

For the record grasshoppers can and will bite if you hold ‘em like that lol

@Durwood71

3 ай бұрын

I assume you're speaking from personal experience?

@genkigirl4859

3 ай бұрын

@@Durwood71 sadly yes lol ☹️

@stevie-ray2020

3 ай бұрын

Especially when they've grown large enough to be classified as locusts, ..... & yes, I'm also speaking from personal experience!

Her: "I didn't do ______ anything!" Her (Five minutes ago): Screaming Bloody Murder I literally thought she was having a heart attack or some crap like that.

@ragtimeraver

3 ай бұрын

Him: "You freaked me out!" Him (five minutes ago): Wildly flailing about and falling out of his chair because the dog barked.

@dustycouch4526

3 ай бұрын

@@ragtimeraver even still, her screaming was delayed greatly behind his quieter but more action-packed reaction.

Videos never give justice on how big and crazy hail can be

4:03 is a *near-fail* not a fail. And _kudos_ to that couple for letting the 3+ ton Dodge Ram 2500 go past them without trying to stop it. Seriously, many people would have panicked and put their measly 200-250lb bodies in harm's way.

@thisisanimatorclub6839

3 ай бұрын

Cars movie in a nutshell be like: 4:03

@Co19801003

3 ай бұрын

Totally agree! I once got out of a much lighter car to help push it up a parking garage ramp it was unable to climb even after the other passengers had gotten out, but the driver and I failed to get the car up again and the space was so narrow I got stuck between the car and the wall. The situation turned from kind of funny to pretty scary in just a few seconds. Fortunately we quickly managed to get the car forward enough for me to squeeze myself out. It taught me to have more respect around cars of any size.

7:06 The House of the Crazies right there.

"I really really gotta see what's in the box!"

I get that the screeching serves a purpose in the survival of the species sorta way, but MAN I wish those who were prone to it were aware of it. Yes, something alarming has happened. No, there is no need to screech.

@2:14 I feel so awful for that little girl. Just trying to help, and the lady grabs her and gets in her face when she accidentally spills the drink. What else goes on at home?

@carlyjmc

3 ай бұрын

That was vile! Poor little girl

@chimichanga4207

3 ай бұрын

Yeah that kinda pissed me off. Poor girl didn’t purposely spill it.

OMG the weird lady waking up screaming and cursing her husband.. wth??

6:58 this is pure comedy 🤣

Last clip doggo is lucky to have such an understanding dog mom.

@nikkoblazi3216

3 ай бұрын

Right

0:08 Damn, it could have been easily a very nasty knee injury.

“Love is patient….”

3:25 Is this what they mean by "rock it 'til the wheels fall off"? 😆

I didnt do anything.....after just screaming full voiced 4 or 5 times lol

5:20 OMG literally just scared me and then I laughed when the two girls tried to run away from the little grasshopper.

@rafaelcorrea1822

3 ай бұрын

I literally was trying to find a comment about this one. I laughed so hard as I didn't do for a while, and funny is, I'm also kinda irrationally afraid of insects, I related so much 😂😂😂

@rafaelcorrea1822

3 ай бұрын

The sister's face is priceless being pushed

2:18 look at how the mum grabs the kid for spilling the drink.. not a fan of that

Somebody's never been to the beach before. That's what seagulls do.

I like how alot of the guys just accept it like the one in the chair and the 9ther guy in the box XD

3:50 bro is pissed

The couple that freaked each other out 😂😂😂

Please create collection where there EVERYONE WAS HARMED 😂

Footage of natural disasters and widespread damage should not be considered a fail of anyone in the video, but on us for being entertained by it.

6:59 every dog when nothing happens

0:41 I feel like I’ve heard this exact sound in videogames so many times if you open a stone door or a box or something

7:02 Dumb 7:06 and Dumber

I love you FailArmy for making our days way more than just a little bit better!!!💗💗💗

5:33 - Yep, it fell. Very good at predicting the future!

7:19 "I DIDNT DO ANYTHING" you were screaming and wouldnt stfu

@iteerrex8166

3 ай бұрын

Yeah that pissed me so off.

*7:05** what happened?*

@iteerrex8166

3 ай бұрын

The dog barked for some reason, he got worried and fell down, then all hell broke loose with her.

@samanthaf6482

3 ай бұрын

😂 he flipped around so fast on her first scream 😱. Then realized she was being an idiot and looked outside. 🤣

2021 resolution: be as coordinated as these geniuses.

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Amazing compilation videos..!!

6:59 There is nothing to fear except fear itself.

2:46 wet wood, every cyclist I know has wiped out on it at least once.

First clip... Playboy suddenly became Puddleboy😂

Boa noite, momentos hilários. Parabéns pelo vídeo.

2:55 GOOD MORNING🤣 AND LAUGHED AGAIN=))

7:00 that dog is a legend 😅

4:15. Like a glove!! Allrighty then.

0:20 bro's pants-☠

@TobeToday2024

3 ай бұрын

When in doubt, just laugh it out - especially when it involves epic fails!

@Untouched_Mind

3 ай бұрын

@@TobeToday2024 bro couldnt stop staring at smth☠

5:58 when you're too busy to look at your phone... to even look where you're going.

3:23 A cow standing on two legs 😮

@ronwhite8503

3 ай бұрын

There were many cows on two legs in that clip.

6:59 - What the hell was she screaming about?! 🤨

8:05 here comes Prince Charles at his coronation as the King!!!

4:41 Despite his costume, I am sure that man is not chicken!

Thank you, I am amazed watching these wonderful moments

0:14 lol the guy diving face first into a box 😂

@TobeToday2024

3 ай бұрын

Failed so hard, I'm thinking of adding it to my resume!

Weather fails: ⚡️⚡️⛈️ Me: 👍🏻

Even the trees don't seem to be properly secured...

0:06 who didnt see this coming? she looks like shes been rollerblading for a week.

4:37 dude farted out his mouth🤣🤣🤣

4:05 I would argue that this started out as a fail, but ended up as a win.

The girl at the beach @ 2:32 being attacked by the seagulls reminded me of the classic film by Alfred Hitchcock, The Birds

The seagulls reminded me of Finding Nemo…mine, mine, mine

0:18 Cat's in the Bag Now!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣