Favorite clip?

@coski87

3 ай бұрын

The one where they fall because the ice is very slippery!

@pablodelsegundo9502

3 ай бұрын

Falling fatties around 13:55.

@ladanivadriver1578

3 ай бұрын

The one where you acknowledge the creator of the clip 👍

@lilcow1

3 ай бұрын

The dog towards the end, covered in snow!

@TheFreedomBay

3 ай бұрын

Anzo like it cold, Anzo dont wanna go in with hooman@@lilcow1

That girl in the platform shoes was doing amazing actually!

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same! Amazing core and balance!

@andrewvelonis5940

3 ай бұрын

A win in my book.

@randygreen007

2 ай бұрын

Skills!

it amazes me when people will walk on ice instead of the solid ground or even the snow next to it...

@jbbolts

3 ай бұрын

Yup... came to say the same

10:00 A bunch of ice falls of a semi. What do you do? a) Use the guard railing as a ramp and jump over the semi b) break to keep a safe distance c) call an air strike to "solve" the ice problem d) speed up, right into the ice floes That was so predictable.

@jeckjeck6943

3 ай бұрын

Hard. hesitate between a) and c)...

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

Predictable when you're sitting in the comfort of your home watching videos concerning fails.

@jostv.2726

3 ай бұрын

@@skylined5534 If I see ice, snow or anything flying from another cars roof onto the highway, I always try to keep a safe distance. And it is surprisingly effective, never had a smashed wind screen. Maybe it was an unexperienced driver, now they know what not to do if driving behind a semi in winter.

@evaluateanalysis7974

3 ай бұрын

How to have an embarrassing fail: Be obese. When going down steps, use your mobile phone or carry a drink. If a driver is having an accident in front of you keep going as if it's nothing to do with you - until you can't avoid the consequences and become part of it.

@ZachSawyer2077

3 ай бұрын

Every other option was the correct answer, but of course he chose D

It's amazing how many people don't know how to chain up to another vehicle. Always attach to the frame people.

@vakama9053

3 ай бұрын

And put tension on the rope/chain BEFORE you start to pull! (unless you're using an actual snatch strap that's designed to stretch and then use the elastic energy to pull the other vehicle out)

Dog at 22:18 is finally cooled off for once in his life, and she's trying to drag him back into the furnace that is the house.

@johnsampson2544

3 ай бұрын

Anso: "C'mon, I'm just tryin' ta chill here." 😀

Thank you for helping to get the word out that ice and snow are slippery. Clearly, there are people who still have not heard.

@jaybee8581

3 ай бұрын

Yep, the "living brain dead". :)

@mommy2libras

3 ай бұрын

Oh no, they're well aware, it's just that if you live where it gets icy and snows, you can't avoid going out in it altogether. And law of averages says that if you walk on snow and ice enough times, you're going to fall. Yes, even you. Just hope that when it happens to you, you can laugh it off like these folks and not end up cracking a couple of discs and having to get spinal surgery. Or do like I did and live in Florida where you never have to worry about it (but things get wet here quite often, even when not raining and unexpected surfaces can be slick as snot).

there is something special about winter fails, so cold and yet so warm

@RideAcrossTheRiver

3 ай бұрын

Ten ads in eight minutes.

@nathanielfeikema9085

3 ай бұрын

​@@RideAcrossTheRiver chill it's Part of KZread just get premium if you gonna keep complaining

@RideAcrossTheRiver

3 ай бұрын

@@nathanielfeikema9085 Charity to KZread? Why? Also, some ads are absolute trash and even hate speech.

@nathanielfeikema9085

3 ай бұрын

@@RideAcrossTheRiver still no one else cares bro keep ur complaining to urself

@RideAcrossTheRiver

3 ай бұрын

@@nathanielfeikema9085 Interesting that nobody would care about hate speech ads.

Censoring "jackass" when they don't even do that on TV is beyond me

@carsonhunt4642

3 ай бұрын

I like how he blurs girls in bikinis but not guys, it’s like we live in a Muslim country ❤

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

​@@carsonhunt4642 It's pretty obvious why these are censored. If not you know some easily offended twerp will make a complaint and then the video is demonitised and possibly the video gets taken down to boot.

@HANKTHEDANKEST

3 ай бұрын

@@skylined5534 It's true, Karens are why we can't have nice things.

@startrooper2345

3 ай бұрын

fr

@randylahey1822

3 ай бұрын

@@skylined5534 It shouldn't really matter unless it's privacy reasons or bad stuff.

22:19 That's a big time win for Enzo.

@pablodelsegundo9502

3 ай бұрын

Seriously. But the subtitles failed him, should be Enzo.

@MegaForrestgump

3 ай бұрын

@@pablodelsegundo9502 My bad, corrected it.

The guy sledding on the shovel was cool

My favorite clips are always the ones where the person can laugh at themselves when they fall.

@cindydott452

Ай бұрын

I didn't like 13:51 when the woman is screaming in agony and cries out "I broke my arm". Was that intentionally captioned wrong? I popped up as "I got my arm"

The deer 🦌 eating the snowman’s nose ❤

fun fact, if the snow isn't melting on the dog's fur... it is not cold. It is properly insulated and not losing its body heat.

@cindydott452

Ай бұрын

That dog was enjoying the weather!

12:49- they forgot to blurr the wine. Someone is going to be traumatized

Legend has it that the shovel is still going 😅

@carolynivey3318

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂🎉

@donnaveitpolanski4154

3 ай бұрын

Funny!!

@TheUltimateRare

3 ай бұрын

yeah that shovel needs some Friction or it will never stop.

@andrewvelonis5940

3 ай бұрын

I knew somebody was going to say that.

@Timetravel1111

2 ай бұрын

This sentence doesn’t make sense to me. What do you mean -is going?! people need to buy a shovel. Everybody needs to have a shovel if you live in a place with the snow or have a home.

The safest place to be is at home in my recliner watching Fail Army.

@sopcannon

3 ай бұрын

as the power goes out

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

@@sopcannon Why would it?

@truthsRsung

3 ай бұрын

​@@skylined5534...Did you miss the cars crashing and the trees falling? Those things take out power lines. I suggest you buy some candles for Emergencies, then have a chat with a local fireman (person) so that you have ideas for when problems arise.

@truthsRsung

3 ай бұрын

Jeffy here would rather live in a virtual world. Enjoy your muscle loss, lack of vitamin D, and your dignity.

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

@@truthsRsung Did you miss the part where the guy is watching a video so there's no reason for the power to go out other than an oddly specific set of circumstances?

22:18 - for once in his life that dog isn't burning up with that enormous coat.

@pablodelsegundo9502

3 ай бұрын

It blows my mind that anyone would keep a dog like anywhere south of the Canadian border.

@ShannonSouthAfrica

3 ай бұрын

​@pablodelsegundo9502 I agree 100000%. There's a Pyrenees mountain dog round the corner from me and he must be going mad in this heat.

@casdragon_5939

3 ай бұрын

double coats work both ways, they keep out the cold in the winter; heat in the summer.

@ShannonSouthAfrica

3 ай бұрын

@@casdragon_5939 I disagree

@JakkeJakobsen

3 ай бұрын

​@@ShannonSouthAfrica Lol, disagree all you want, it's still true. It keeps heat out as well

Ma'am, please let enjoy Anso his snow 🐶❄️

Enzo is just happy it’s warm and quiet finally😂

13:13 Wearing shorts during winter is already a fail.

@Emper0rH0rde

3 ай бұрын

Cody Lundin wears shorts year round

@RideAcrossTheRiver

3 ай бұрын

@@Emper0rH0rde Fail

@NITE_SHIFTING

3 ай бұрын

​@@Emper0rH0rdeWho?

You gotta thank the people with no common sense to supply us with endless entertainment 😅

the clip at 16:23 made me laugh the hardest. i have NO idea why. just the silent acceptance of her slipping away.

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

Nah that's her work transport conveyor belt 😂

@topchef9701

3 ай бұрын

It was so graceful, the way she layed down and slowly slipped away. 😂😂😂

I must say that the chick that got thrown of the horse and still was aware enough to hold on to the rope so the horse didn't run off really knew what she was doing. 👌

@ThatCODMkid

3 ай бұрын

Number one rule when you fall off a horse is to let go of the reins 😅 it’s instinct to hold on tho

@Goldenhawk583

3 ай бұрын

@@ThatCODMkid depends on the area, but ye, safer to let go if the area is safe, my one arm was over an inch longer than my other arm for a while:P

12:19 "Hello, honey? Can you pick up another shovel at the hardware store?...And try to find one that's NOT made in China!"

Winter: 1, Humans: 0. The cold truth in these hilarious snow fails!

13:49: "You OK?" as she wails like a police siren 😆

@TheJaggedCarpet

3 ай бұрын

It’s a fair question since women tend to cry and scream at the most insignificant things.

@mytoasteroven2402

3 ай бұрын

@@TheJaggedCarpeti see we have a guest appearance from r/incel today

@Infinitenull

3 ай бұрын

@@TheJaggedCarpetConsidering she said she broke her arm, I'm going to assume that's pretty significant.

@davidmoore2445

3 ай бұрын

But it says right there "I got my arm"🤡 they're both so grotesque @@Infinitenull

@HANKTHEDANKEST

3 ай бұрын

@@TheJaggedCarpet The words of a man who'll never touch a pussy he ain't paid for.

You've got to admit, the girl with the massive white chunky high heels has some wicked balance and core strength!

14:03 that was so sweet how he still asked if she was ok after falling, himself

@slackolantern

3 ай бұрын

Pretty sure she said "I broke my arm" not, "I got my arm," so I can imagine the concern. I hope she's alright.

@andrewvelonis5940

3 ай бұрын

As she's screaming in pain.

@cindydott452

Ай бұрын

I don't know why that clip was added. She is screaming in agony, and clearly cries out "I broke my arm!". I think it was intentionally subtitled wrong.

@davidmoore2445

Ай бұрын

Hilarious@@andrewvelonis5940

@davidmoore2445

Ай бұрын

Just tell yourself it's trick editing. She recorded it in a soundbooth, you never actually see a broken arm@@cindydott452

11:16 Pretty much the epitome of "wait for it" as the dude kicks the tree and topples over... *_then_* the tree dumps on both of them a few seconds later.

@andrewvelonis5940

3 ай бұрын

Another win. Need I explain?

@VictorMartinez-en8zr

2 ай бұрын

💀💀🤣🤣😂😂

I don't know... I think the clip of the lady wearing the platform heels should be labeled a win, not a fail. She's upright, plain and simple! 😊

@MapleLeaFFoxx

3 ай бұрын

I agree

@christophpoll784

3 ай бұрын

The fail was wearing those shoes in winter in the first place

@LednacekZ

3 ай бұрын

@@christophpoll784 i agree on both.

@andrewvelonis5940

3 ай бұрын

That's what I call it.

The thing about getting injured in the snow is that the pain and swelling goes down quicker coz of the freezing cold.

Some might say these fails are heart warming😂❤ even in negative temperatures😅

@davidmoore2445

3 ай бұрын

13:49 is so great

Damn! That moose was fast!

The lady in the tall brown boots walking like her ankles are broken was the funniest.

@rattus3102

3 ай бұрын

Yes! 😂😂

14:00 it's almost like you shouldn't wear sandals with no tread on them in the winter.

@davidmoore2445

3 ай бұрын

and be obese, wear ripped leggings, smoke, and hold soda instead of the handrail. But at least she married someone who will help her with..none of this.

@Spengas

3 ай бұрын

No one was injured* even tho she is screaming she broke her arm lol

@dr.robertbennett3452

3 ай бұрын

lol... how about bare feet and nothing but a pair of boxers 😅😅😅

@davidmoore2445

Ай бұрын

lol@@Spengas

Now that failarmy put the whole *no one was harmed* thing on some videos I just assume there's a fatality on every clip they don't 🤷🏻‍♂️

Curl up in a blanket and watch these icy failures 😂

Man its amazing to experience winter and snow everywhere

When I was a preschooler my Grandparents lived in the mountains and we went up there one snowy Christmas. He had a toboggan and spent a long time digging a track to ride it down. My little brother and I were looking forward to the Boggan-to ride. Turns out the track was too bumpy and we kids got to watch the grownups go off course, catch air, and plunge into deep snow. That was the one and only Boggan-to ride of the day. Pity you'd need a Super 8 camera to catch the action back in the early 70s.

I always worry about people who fall into water when it's cold out. How far away are they from being indoors? I'm always afraid they're like a half hour trek home, and they're going to arrive there with frostbite.

@jeckjeck6943

3 ай бұрын

and you can die in seconds due to the thermal shock.

@mal74

3 ай бұрын

They should know to stay off thin ice.

@andrewvelonis5940

3 ай бұрын

Maybe not frostbite, but hypothermia.

It must be strange discovering ice as an adult. Fortunately, we northerners get to make the same mistakes back when we are much shorter and lighter!

Genuine question: 16:03 What on earth happens after you lose your truck like this? Do you just write the whole thing off as a loss and hope insurance buys you a new truck? Do you have to have a tow truck come out onto the ice to get the truck out? Do you have to send divers down there to tie the tow hook on? Do you just leave it until the ice melts and pull it from shore? Or is that truck still just down there?

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

I've often wondered the same as it seems people losing vehicles into frozen lakes is a worryingly common thing!

I’ve lived in San Diego my whole life but I really believe snow makes life more fun.

Why beeping and blurring??? These are FAIL videos, not educational program.

Hilarious how people slip and fall, and a loved, without thinking, comes running after to "save" them only to suffer the exact same fate.

@RideAcrossTheRiver

3 ай бұрын

Except she is crying "I broke my arm."

@davidmoore2445

3 ай бұрын

being fat and uncoordinated is no way to go through life... that goes for both of them @@RideAcrossTheRiver

@RideAcrossTheRiver

3 ай бұрын

@@davidmoore2445 Slippery stairs will bring down even a gymnast.

@davidmoore2445

3 ай бұрын

the guy did fall on the deck. But yes, if it's slippery use the railing.@@RideAcrossTheRiver

@reality1701

3 ай бұрын

@@davidmoore2445 my mom and I both got concussions falling on the same patch of ice. I was a ballerina at the time and she's a normal weight martial artist.

1:23 The dude sounds like a goat here

13:50 If you slip on ice leaving the house, crawl right back inside and go back to bed...and NEVER go to help someone who slipped because you will fall and crack your spine right behind them!❄

The guy weed eating in the snow. Lol.

As someone who ruined their ski season early and most likely need surgery. All I can say is at least I wasn't on camera 😅

Raise your hand if who got snow this January 🖐️

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

UK here... Only just. But we got some!

13:50 I think she said "I broke my arm." not "I got my arm."

@davidmoore2445

Ай бұрын

Whatever she said, she does NOT sound happy

These fails warm me up more than a nice cup of hot cocoa in front of a fire, even though there’s snow ⛄️

Nothing like some frosty fails to warm the cockles of my heart.

@dr.robertbennett3452

3 ай бұрын

👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

7:40 id be more worried about the check engine light than the door.

@mroy888

3 ай бұрын

And he's driving without hands (1 holds his door, the other holds his phone filming....)

@HANKTHEDANKEST

3 ай бұрын

Nah, it's just evap. It's always evap dude.

@casdragon_5939

3 ай бұрын

that just means a sensor is triggered, the red lights are the bad ones lmao

@fleekwoodmatt4316

3 ай бұрын

The door latches on my vehicle sometimes don't work in the cold, usually because they freeze and once you open them, they get stuck and don't want to latch after you shut the door. That being said I'm sure he left wherever he was knowing that the door wasn't closing properly. Usually a lubricant will get them to unstick.

@mommy2libras

3 ай бұрын

Lol. You know that like 70% of us used to drive around with the "check engine" light permanently on? It was just normal procedure and generally meant something minor, sometimes even something that had already been fixed but the light was still on because you'd have to take it somewhere and pay to get it reset. That was back when you could open your hood and see actual parts and even those with half intelligence could fix some things themselves.

I love this!!! I've been driving in the snow and ice for almost 4 decades! Practice makes perfect! We just had a huge snow/ice storm for over a week! My boss let me deliver all but one day when we had freezing rain. I went over the coastal mountain range 8x, 6x chains were required, I never chained up, used no snow tires, had "winter" tires and was totally fine! No problems except for nervous Nellie's and Nelson's driving ridiculously slow! They got passed! Every. Single. Time. it snows, I drive around in it for hours! Up hills, around corners, you name it, I challenge myself. Although generally I stay somewhat close to home, I dont go to the mountains just to drive in the snow but I just did for work! My route takes me over the coastal mountain range so I go up one side then leave at a different end over the same range but about 30 miles apart. I'm so lucky my boss trusted me to take care of our customers! I knew they'd be upset and I was right! I heard all sorts of complaints that my competition hadn't been out delivering all week! I did see them yesterday (Friday) finally! And see, the people at the coast were all there at their jobs, working as they rarely get snow. They did but my 30 mile stretch of hwy 101 was cleared by Wednesday/Thursday for the most part. I know by Friday 101 was snow and ice free just a lil water. Sorry for rambling! I'm just like a kid in a candy store when it comes to driving in the snow! ☮️💜

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206

3 ай бұрын

Honestly I was SO excited to be allowed to work (delivery driving) in the snow that I was on such a natural high that I had trouble getting to sleep! I've worked for FedEx, they wouldn't let me deliver in the snow. And another local company, actually the one above I referenced that hadn't been out all week, they wouldnt let me either! I did see UPS out delivering, so they were putting FedEx to shame and I was putting our competition to shame! Now it's almost all gone! Although our states state of emergency is not over! We're a mess! Downed trees EVERYWHERE!! Oh and I saw 2 eagles and a whole huge herd of elk this week!! 😅

I laughed my head off watching that lady walk twisting her boots (almost at the end).

9:33 - When you bought the "no tang" blade as you don't like tangy food! 😂😂

"I live in arizona where there's no snow at all!" And I lived in AZ not 20 minutes from the ski resorts in Flagstaff. Jtfc. I'm glad my kids aren't that stupid.

so many of these i just have to ask, what did they THINK was gonna happen?

5:23 Pee-Wee Herman's Big shoe dance.

20:24 this sounds like the Merovingian cursing 😅🤣😂

@rverro8478

3 ай бұрын

More like an Acadien or Gaspésien.

Got another 2 feet of snow last night, day 5 of no water cause the pipes are frozen. I needed something to cheer me up 😂

@joby2174

3 ай бұрын

Day 5 of no water because the pipes are frozen? Thats is crazy, i am glad it doesnt get that cold where I live

@casdragon_5939

3 ай бұрын

has nothing to do with cold, just bad maintenance. It gets -50 around here yearly and we've never had the pipes freeze@@joby2174

@katrin428

3 ай бұрын

maybe shovel up clean snow and heat it up then you have water xD

@raisingwildthings3911

3 ай бұрын

@@katrin428 that’s what we’ve been doing for the toilets and farm animals outside. We can’t drink the tap water anyway (too many mineral deposits) so we’re used to getting water from the stores. Thankfully the roads aren’t so bad we can’t drive to town. Stay warm out there! ♥️

Doggie loves the snow.

16:25 she just accepted it xD

7:31 Hmmm. I think what we have here is a frozen latch.

Actually at 13:20 they didnt say “oh i saw him” they said “nei faen” which is cursing in Norwegian

The unneccessary blurring of the swimsuit @ 6:43 is a perfect example of the state of KZread these days.

@82ruscrimea33

3 ай бұрын

естественные традиционные ценности не должны быть увидены...

2:39 double whammy. Right on the kisser

I love, love, love, love, love, love this channel

17:24 one must imagine sisyphus happy

A bunch of snow last night. Beautiful sun this morning.

19:13 The look of hopelessness on the snowman's face. Seriously, it's an adorable snowman, though.

You've gotta admit, some of these people in the fails are extremely talented. I'm sure some of these people in the wins have had their own fair share of fails. Respect to all those people, I could never do most of those things, win or fail.

Some dad was pulling kids behind his truck in the road! Talk about a massive fail!! Snow is wonderful...somewhere else! We're sitting inside after 4 days of highs in the 20s at best, and ice is everywhere!

@BakaTaco

3 ай бұрын

I'm all the way in Australia, where snow is very rare indeed. I personally would love some snow, but I can see how it would quickly become very annoying to deal with, haha!

“Snow is a thing of the past.” Al Gore

@Emper0rH0rde

3 ай бұрын

Al "uses 30 times more electricity to power his home than anybody else" Gore

@EmersumBiggins

3 ай бұрын

🙄

22:19 I am one with the snow.

Girl in the white heels was a pro.on downhill ice with6in heels

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

Strong core and balance game!

9:28- you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

That almost like an a Scorpion style at 8:58 😅😅

Do people not know to tie things off on the chassis of the vehicle that way the front end dont rip off 😅

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

Scary thing is... NO! 😂 So many videos of people tying tow ropes to bumpers/cabs!

I truly believe that snow makes life more joyful.

@andrewvelonis5940

3 ай бұрын

If you don't enjoy snow, you will have less enjoyment in life, but still the same amount of snow.

Failarmy I just wanted to say thank you. Content is always hilarious. But especially thank you for not having a commentator discuss every fail, takes all the spontaneity and most certainly the humor out of the content. Other pages do this and it's so annoying. So I appreciate what you do ❤❤

3:30 Pork is always attracted to Pork.

@batman_2004

3 ай бұрын

Lol

You can always tell who's had a few pints haha

0:04 seconds looks like The grinches adress on Mount Crumpet

Never lived in the snow and never will. I like a 50-60 degree winter with a warm sun.

@susannebrunberg4174

3 ай бұрын

Oh I wish! Here is terrible snow and - 22...🥶

@rverro8478

3 ай бұрын

I bet your skin is paper thin.

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Amazing compilation videos..!! Ouch..!!

10:26 imagine a day without electronics

9:15 min Audi bumper is made of paper 😂

If that snowboarder in the first clip had metal edges, that could have been fatal. I guess that's why some resorts don't allow them.

I love the clip of the dog walking in the boots and the clip of the guy losing his phone in the ice fishing hole both made me die of laughter

Slips on ice "This damn snow, man!"

4:43 this guy almost die

Maybe, it's because of lack of content but some of these are not fails. Someone jumping into the snow for fun is not a failure.

@RideAcrossTheRiver

3 ай бұрын

Some of these are concussions and bone fractures, though.

@reality1701

3 ай бұрын

Some aren't even winter!

@skylined5534

3 ай бұрын

Why do comments like the OP's even exist?

@davidmoore2445

Ай бұрын

lady-"I broke my arm!!" guy-"Are you ok?@@RideAcrossTheRiver

@RideAcrossTheRiver

Ай бұрын

@@davidmoore2445 I've heard people say when they fall and hit their head on ice, they've thought, "who is doing all that screaming?" ... then awareness kicks in.

13:38 машина такая "Я больше не могу стоять!"

Winter fails are my favourite 🫶🏻👏🏻😄

Second clip may have failed at the start, but that recovery was smooth!

Loved the tent blowing away… the last clip😆!

Chiropractors absolutely *LOVE* Winter. It's their cash cow!! 💰💰💰💰 For the people here in these videos it's back pain for the rest of your life. Take care out there people!!