Embarrassing Text Message Evidence Proves a Man's Innocence - SNL

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A lawyer (Jason Sudeikis) uses embarrassing texts of defendant Chad Jeremy (Eli Manning) to prove he is innocent of murder, but guilty of failing to pick up women with winky faces and a picture of himself holding a penis-banana. [Season 37, 2012]
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  • @andreat6882
    @andreat68824 жыл бұрын

    bill was just playing himself as a judge lmao none of his lines felt scripted at all

  • @LeeTheSun1

    @LeeTheSun1

    4 жыл бұрын

    KWEL

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691

    @jasminehouston-burns1691

    4 жыл бұрын

    He had very few lines but they had some of the most natural delivery I've ever seen on this show. Makes me wonder if part of it has to do with his love of true crime.

  • @linziRyan1965

    @linziRyan1965

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jasminehouston-burns1691 yes

  • @ghostrecon755

    @ghostrecon755

    4 жыл бұрын

    Every single one his liners had me tears! 😂😂😂😂

  • @brelandparker4483

    @brelandparker4483

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @RainbowBubbleSparkle
    @RainbowBubbleSparkle4 жыл бұрын

    “I’d rather just confess to the murder.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnjohnson201

    @johnjohnson201

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuckin died😂 woulda been my same reaction.

  • @MR2ndgen

    @MR2ndgen

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jess3674

    @Jess3674

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too late, prosecution dropped the charges!

  • @meatman1086

    @meatman1086

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s so good and what makes it better is that I don’t feel like it was scripted it felt so real

  • @elimareyev4978

    @elimareyev4978

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hehe

  • @rahul_agarwal
    @rahul_agarwal3 жыл бұрын

    The best part of the sketch is when Eli bends forwards towards the mic. That pause and actions makes the sketch amazing. They could have easily not done that but that kind of small details is why snl is the greatest.

  • @littlemouse4414

    @littlemouse4414

    2 жыл бұрын

    It reminded me of the Judge Judy eps where a defendant or plaintiff does that and she screams at them, ha ha

  • @jamesdakrn

    @jamesdakrn

    2 жыл бұрын

    You’re right but I think it’s also partly habit from all the postgame interviews

  • @momakesgoodmeatloaf

    @momakesgoodmeatloaf

    Ай бұрын

    Watch mad tv you might have a different opinion after 😂😂😂😂

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest6733 жыл бұрын

    Bill Hader’s expressions throughout this are icing on the cake

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj5 жыл бұрын

    the lawyer is the definition of chaotic good

  • @landonseaholm5915

    @landonseaholm5915

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lawful evil

  • @RyuujinLetum

    @RyuujinLetum

    4 жыл бұрын

    How about all 3?

  • @mortalwound2945

    @mortalwound2945

    4 жыл бұрын

    Trying to help in a fucked up way..yup that checks off

  • @tyrant-den884

    @tyrant-den884

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too realistic, that's lawful.

  • @AmorphisBob

    @AmorphisBob

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@landonseaholm5915 Nah he'd only be lawful evil if the guy was guilty.

  • @Ghostle06
    @Ghostle064 жыл бұрын

    Woman: "We drop the charges" Bill Harder: "Yeah but I wanna hear more" That was definitely the best moment 😂

  • @sahhwins187

    @sahhwins187

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Bill Harder”

  • @aidanduffy3407

    @aidanduffy3407

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes a comedic genius one of the genuinely funny guys out there

  • @xaderalert

    @xaderalert

    4 жыл бұрын

    @YayDude123 *Comcast heavy breathing*

  • @rrock2025

    @rrock2025

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh ok

  • @uolliac1329

    @uolliac1329

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Bill Harder”

  • @tbpdesigns8282
    @tbpdesigns82822 жыл бұрын

    I love Sudekis’s little smirk after Eli says something embarrassing

  • @Live-Life-Freely
    @Live-Life-Freely2 жыл бұрын

    "Gotta cast a wide net, huh!" That judge knows what time it is.

  • @DanielWidrew
    @DanielWidrew4 жыл бұрын

    Shout out to the folks in the jury who managed to sit through that whole thing looking sober and thoughtful like they were really concerned about getting the right verdict

  • @mikemurphey7218

    @mikemurphey7218

    4 жыл бұрын

    They were probably ready to get him for harassment of coma girl 😆

  • @Silver-cl2bd

    @Silver-cl2bd

    4 жыл бұрын

    👏

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185

    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep. Happens every.day.

  • @heather95404

    @heather95404

    2 жыл бұрын

    well maybe they were.

  • @craneanderson2317

    @craneanderson2317

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know I couldn't hold my laugh. Shit is way too hilarious. That "hehe" is absolutely the last nail on the coffin.

  • @danieljuncos244
    @danieljuncos2445 жыл бұрын

    Sitting forward, putting his mouth right up to the mic, and taking a very brief pause before speaking every time - that’s what makes this work. Good job, Eli!

  • @alexpapatonis978

    @alexpapatonis978

    4 жыл бұрын

    about the only thing he can do well. fly eagles fly ;P

  • @leo_wentzel

    @leo_wentzel

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex Papatonis go birds 🦅☝🏼☝🏼

  • @giordanogiostra1110

    @giordanogiostra1110

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!

  • @demonstrably_horny

    @demonstrably_horny

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex Papatonis nah eagles suck

  • @shirleyrombough8173

    @shirleyrombough8173

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, but it was achingly uncomfortable.

  • @anthonyh2884
    @anthonyh28843 жыл бұрын

    “The banana is larger” -saddest line ever 👍🏽😁

  • @since1876

    @since1876

    Ай бұрын

    Hotdogs meeting hallways 🥺

  • @buddermonger2000
    @buddermonger20002 жыл бұрын

    Man certainly took "The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" to heart

  • @lucyfoster4082
    @lucyfoster40826 жыл бұрын

    Eli Manning's incredibly straight responses to the questions made this skit very funny.

  • @GP-ci8qt

    @GP-ci8qt

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's dealt with the NY media in the most popular city and has handled it like a pro's pro. Of course Eli can keep a straight face

  • @kingwill3953

    @kingwill3953

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmfaoooo I swear

  • @Powerball305

    @Powerball305

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like he’d been there b4

  • @thedancingveganatheist6310

    @thedancingveganatheist6310

    4 жыл бұрын

    Impressive acting, actually.

  • @donjohnston6420

    @donjohnston6420

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think he played that role well because he wasn't acting, that's really his actual kinda akward personality

  • @2koolken
    @2koolken4 жыл бұрын

    Eli: The banana is larger. Hader: I was gonna say. [chuckles] 😆

  • @thejoker-wu1sp

    @thejoker-wu1sp

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @babysharkcrew1905

    @babysharkcrew1905

    4 жыл бұрын

    2koolken hahaha 😂 I died

  • @rrock2025

    @rrock2025

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I heard that part too

  • @Shostakovichsnumberonesimp

    @Shostakovichsnumberonesimp

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait how does he know that-

  • @luccarabello3351

    @luccarabello3351

    3 жыл бұрын

    3:05

  • @madisonrose1893
    @madisonrose18933 жыл бұрын

    Eli did amazing! My first few couple of times watching this skit, I didn't even know he's not an actual comedian. He's so natural at this! I also amazed by Abby as the Prosecutor for being able to keep a straight face the whole time 😂

  • @Trobtwillis

    @Trobtwillis

    3 ай бұрын

    I know, right!? Before I realized that he was NFL pro athlete Eli Manning, I thought that he was a professional actor. 🏈

  • @I_Think_Its_Kaiden
    @I_Think_Its_Kaiden4 жыл бұрын

    "Please read your search history from that evening" "I'd rather confess to the murder" Sadly true 😂

  • @Predator2-7

    @Predator2-7

    3 жыл бұрын

    6:00

  • @fh9226

    @fh9226

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too. Hihi

  • @thomasbenau2810

    @thomasbenau2810

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually mines was kewl

  • @zamyoutube
    @zamyoutube4 жыл бұрын

    When you realize that all they really needed was the pic of the banana, which was taken at home, it makes it funnier bc all this extra embarrassment was unnecessary

  • @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid

    @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid

    3 жыл бұрын

    He could have taken the picture earlier and then sent it.

  • @rexsceleratorum1632

    @rexsceleratorum1632

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid There is metadata in the image if he still has it or has been uploaded to a cloud service

  • @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid

    @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rexsceleratorum1632 he wouldn't even need to upload it to a cloud. Could have sent it from his gallery. And BTW, databases can be hacked.

  • @rexsceleratorum1632

    @rexsceleratorum1632

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid And it can all be a setup, a conspiracy by the illuminati and the freemasons

  • @rexsceleratorum1632

    @rexsceleratorum1632

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid An image's EXIF metadata is contained in the image itself and read by a cloud service if it gets automatically backed up. It can be edited easily enough and the timestamps in the filesystem (apart from EXIF metadata) manipulated as well, but there needs to be a careful series of steps to make sure the image is not automatically backed up until it is manipulated. All that requires some expertise which the prosecution might need to prove. And hacking a cloud service doesn't exactly work like in the movies, it is not even a viable option.

  • @natas5014
    @natas50142 жыл бұрын

    4:18 just sells the skit. Jason and Bill have such good energy. The hand contact is so underplayed but it's hilarious.

  • @lonewolfe2502
    @lonewolfe2502 Жыл бұрын

    Even though Bill Hader has only few lines, he still shines in the skit. 😂

  • @andrewodinson3726
    @andrewodinson37266 жыл бұрын

    "Not exactly the face of a man about to commit murder, is it?" Imagining a murderer making a :P face made me lmfao

  • @Footballfansblue

    @Footballfansblue

    5 жыл бұрын

    Eli is a surprisingly good actor.

  • @EverlastingHobnocker

    @EverlastingHobnocker

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't know...I could just about see Alex (A Clockwork Orange) doing that

  • @apricot6171

    @apricot6171

    5 жыл бұрын

    ;P

  • @doctorlove6090

    @doctorlove6090

    5 жыл бұрын

    ;P 🔪

  • @weaponofmassconstruction1940

    @weaponofmassconstruction1940

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oops, you're dead now hehe

  • @dylanf3108
    @dylanf31084 жыл бұрын

    I love how the lawyer broke character and Eli didn’t 😂😂

  • @bdawg7132

    @bdawg7132

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love how you're an asswhip

  • @selfishstockton6123

    @selfishstockton6123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Furrer I love how cowards have no Avi

  • @selfishstockton6123

    @selfishstockton6123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Furrer your ignorance makes me ill and angry

  • @jessicafranklin6386

    @jessicafranklin6386

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey Rexy1776. Just thought I'd add my two cents that I took your statement to be a perfectly innocent comment about something you found funny. And I don't get why so many people are giving you shit about it. So, just wanted to offer some support. People on the internet can be dicks for no reason sometimes.

  • @AmyAnnLand

    @AmyAnnLand

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Andrew Furrer So you wish someone dies all due to a harmless YT comment? Wtf is wrong with you?

  • @OffTheRailsPodcast
    @OffTheRailsPodcast3 жыл бұрын

    I think this is a top 5 skit all time for me. "I'd rather just confess to the murder" is such a killer line.

  • @ParagonEternity
    @ParagonEternity3 жыл бұрын

    Every woman has had late night messages from guys like this.

  • @peanuttgalleriYEP

    @peanuttgalleriYEP

    2 жыл бұрын

    You up?

  • @amidark6518

    @amidark6518

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, sounds like they prob all got it from the same dude

  • @JoyFoolActs2035

    @JoyFoolActs2035

    2 жыл бұрын

    What's funny is I got one earlier, he was like..hey you sleeping? I said no and he was like wyd? It was 11:30pm. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @timr6318

    @timr6318

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JoyFoolActs2035 you up?

  • @JoyFoolActs2035

    @JoyFoolActs2035

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@timr6318 always. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MidnightSonnet
    @MidnightSonnet6 жыл бұрын

    This skit is so simple, yet it feels like a stroke of genius. Loved it.

  • @skittykitty1000

    @skittykitty1000

    5 жыл бұрын

    True comedic genius is knowing how not to make things too complicated.

  • @conjandysecurity

    @conjandysecurity

    5 жыл бұрын

    Good acting goes a long way.

  • @TheBehm08

    @TheBehm08

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is how you take a simple thought that’s funny and just go ape shit and take it to its fullest extent 😂

  • @StarkIller-df7gw

    @StarkIller-df7gw

    7 күн бұрын

    Great writers sometimes make comedy look easy!!

  • @evansabermarando
    @evansabermarando5 жыл бұрын

    Tom Brady lost 2 Super Bowls to this guy

  • @alistairthow1384

    @alistairthow1384

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kewl

  • @econojon

    @econojon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brady also has 4 more rings than this guy.

  • @alistairthow1384

    @alistairthow1384

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@econojon yes he's the goat, but Eli's 2-0 against Tom. Can walk into any room with him and hold his head high.

  • @cheefussmith9380

    @cheefussmith9380

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alistairthow1384 not after that elderly butts thing though

  • @alistairthow1384

    @alistairthow1384

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cheefussmith9380 what's on Toms history, don't under inflate the importance of that.

  • @dAvrilthebear
    @dAvrilthebear3 жыл бұрын

    "The prosecution can't hear any more, we drop the charges!" 😂

  • @thisismagacountry1318
    @thisismagacountry13182 жыл бұрын

    I'm carrying a banana next time Eli is signing autographs.

  • @makeupmaven1384

    @makeupmaven1384

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah i need to do this

  • @royramirez5681
    @royramirez56816 жыл бұрын

    “We drop the charges” “Yea I I like to hear more” 😂

  • @RyanSmith-wo2pi

    @RyanSmith-wo2pi

    3 жыл бұрын

    .

  • @fmac0417
    @fmac04174 жыл бұрын

    Eli did such a great job. He keeps a straight face under the hilarious circumstances. It's incredible. This is an all-time SNL sketch involving a professional athlete.

  • @criztu

    @criztu

    3 жыл бұрын

    The key to keeping a straight face under the hilarious circumstances, is to focus on the money. Think of how many things you'll be able to buy with the money you received for doing the skit.

  • @DavidLee-ll9vq

    @DavidLee-ll9vq

    3 жыл бұрын

    Totally agree

  • @gethugefast1

    @gethugefast1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@criztu bet you didn't know that all those artists and or bands that play in the super bowl halftime show makes zero money

  • @JennifuhhGilardi

    @JennifuhhGilardi

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gethugefast1 one up on the fact that the weekend paid to perform

  • @drsloan

    @drsloan

    2 жыл бұрын

    My all time favorite was Joe Montana as the honest roommate. “I’m just gonna go upstairs and masturbate.” 😂

  • @rihannagirl556
    @rihannagirl5562 жыл бұрын

    Recipient: "Chad, you woke me and my fiance'. Dont text me anymore" Chad : Kewl This guy is truly a Chad.

  • @alizaloring3437

    @alizaloring3437

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @dr.mark.b.hubble
    @dr.mark.b.hubble2 жыл бұрын

    One of the funniest skits in SNL history. The premise is genius😂

  • @jojopemb2218
    @jojopemb22186 жыл бұрын

    I love how natural Eli is. Most celebs can barely keep a straight face during these skits lol

  • @ixlnxs

    @ixlnxs

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought he was an actor

  • @queenjustine66

    @queenjustine66

    5 жыл бұрын

    i thought he did a fine job and was quite funny playing it so straight, totally fit the character. once or twice he smiled just a bit, but otherwise unbreakable.

  • @johnfurface

    @johnfurface

    5 жыл бұрын

    ;P

  • @kamakaziozzie3038

    @kamakaziozzie3038

    4 жыл бұрын

    ixlnxs - for some people, anyone they see on a screen is a celebrity

  • @crazyleg2006

    @crazyleg2006

    4 жыл бұрын

    He really was great here.

  • @nailsnailsgoodinbed
    @nailsnailsgoodinbed4 жыл бұрын

    Eli Manning is one of SNL's most underrated guests - he's iconic

  • @tomaszroginski6134

    @tomaszroginski6134

    4 жыл бұрын

    100% agreed. Up until now I used to think he was a member of the cast because he seems like a natural to me. Only now I googled him and it turns out he's a sportsman.

  • @odw1714

    @odw1714

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who says a sportsman tho

  • @odw1714

    @odw1714

    4 жыл бұрын

    And doesn’t know who Eli manning is

  • @JavaNinja72

    @JavaNinja72

    4 жыл бұрын

    T Rog does

  • @mrrobot8973

    @mrrobot8973

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chad Mower Timberlake is a very solid actor ..doesn’t count

  • @PhilippeCarphin
    @PhilippeCarphin3 ай бұрын

    I love Jason's delivery and rythm reading the strings of "you up" texts

  • @nathanb5923
    @nathanb59232 жыл бұрын

    This is actually very hilarious, one of their best sketches

  • @giordanogiostra1110
    @giordanogiostra11104 жыл бұрын

    Eli's acting was surprisingly GOOD, since it's not his job.

  • @jacksonvance7404

    @jacksonvance7404

    4 жыл бұрын

    I watched him act like a quarterback for 16 years

  • @waynej2608

    @waynej2608

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jacksonvance7404 was he 'acting', when he led the NY Giants to Superbowl victory!? Didn't think so.

  • @eshryo237

    @eshryo237

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wayne J leading them to two improbable super bowls when they had an airtight defense and the! failing to do shit with one of the best receivers in the game.

  • @betsyduane3461

    @betsyduane3461

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jacksonvance7404 With 2 SB MVP's and the 7th most TDs in history?

  • @betsyduane3461

    @betsyduane3461

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eshryo237 Utter nonsense, Eli had some horrible defenses.

  • @unitedstatescitizen1035
    @unitedstatescitizen10355 жыл бұрын

    I feel like you can get anyone to confess to anything with a threat of their internet porn history search 😂😂😂

  • @williamgrahek4454

    @williamgrahek4454

    4 жыл бұрын

    Accurate

  • @GHustle4

    @GHustle4

    4 жыл бұрын

    If, you break because of some porn history then you shouldn't walk this earth anymore....

  • @LadyVoldemort

    @LadyVoldemort

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm a woman who sometimes watch circle jerks and other gay stuff. What's wrong with that? I won't confess to anything I never did. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wettergren1725

    @wettergren1725

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@contentlyshane How sweet and naive =,D

  • @CourtofRecord

    @CourtofRecord

    4 жыл бұрын

    @bryan diaz varela no thank you , I'm not into necrophilia

  • @sarahandrade2505
    @sarahandrade25053 жыл бұрын

    I love Jason is talking to a jury while facing the camera but the jury is sitting right behind him

  • @KatCanSing
    @KatCanSing3 жыл бұрын

    Haha! This is fantastic. Who knew Eli Manning was so good at acting? I always think Peyton's ads are pretty funny, but Eli does a better job than many of the SNL regular cast members at staying in character and actually acting. This was an unexpected gem of a skit.

  • @asherujudo7383
    @asherujudo73835 жыл бұрын

    "I was gonna say" Bill Hader 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-be9lh4xf6b
    @user-be9lh4xf6b4 жыл бұрын

    “I’d rather just confess to the murder.” A more relatable thing has never been said.

  • @ShukaHusk

    @ShukaHusk

    3 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @robertisrotten

    @robertisrotten

    2 жыл бұрын

    What about "my cock is full of piss"?

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork7753 жыл бұрын

    This one time, a guy I had hooked up with once over 3 years prior sent a group message on facebook to me and over 20 other women. It was something like, "hey, what are you up to tonight 😉?" The thing is, he didn't realize that I, and everyone else he sent it to, could see that he had messaged all of us at once. 😂 Everyone on his hook up list learned just how wide a net he casts, and that he was probably hitting up a lot of women every time he messaged them previously. 😭 For the record, he was actually pretty cute and nice when I knew him back in 2013, so I'm not trying to shit on him, it's just hilarious that he got caught messaging that many women at once. I actually had the heart to tell him what had happened, but he pretended not to know anything about any group message, and insisted that it must have been some facebook glitch 😂 Man, I hope he doesn't see this comment, because I don't want him to feel bad. We've all done embarrassing things before, it's just that his embarrassing moment is too funny not to share. 😂😋

  • @zaidbomb

    @zaidbomb

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's weird that he didn't played the "my account was hacked" card 😂

  • @youtubeseagull

    @youtubeseagull

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dhi Mancini it's not silly. It's crass, or callous or disingenuous .

  • @youtubeseagull

    @youtubeseagull

    2 жыл бұрын

    you liked him enough you let him off the hook, and if you liked him more he'd be back on the hook again. He must have been gorgeous. I think 20 is pretty high. i wouldn't trust him.

  • @dktide91

    @dktide91

    2 жыл бұрын

    So I guess it's a case of "Don't hate the playa, hate the game"? 😜

  • @davidfam2147

    @davidfam2147

    2 жыл бұрын

    Would you want to get some lunch ?

  • @tsizzlebosshog1398
    @tsizzlebosshog13982 жыл бұрын

    My man was the definition of down bad

  • @Dreamformeable
    @Dreamformeable8 жыл бұрын

    How in earth can they keep a straight face when he is going about KEWL?

  • @i_likebeing_home8733

    @i_likebeing_home8733

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dreamformeable yeah totally!! i laughed my ass off at "KEWL" :D :D

  • @hahayouarefunny

    @hahayouarefunny

    5 жыл бұрын

    hehe

  • @sharonsmalls6846

    @sharonsmalls6846

    5 жыл бұрын

    Book Snake Gotcha cause you’re not watching any longer because it’s a different century.

  • @Ffejro12256

    @Ffejro12256

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Book Snake Holy crap. Calm down. They were having fun. Their job is to make people laugh. Job done.

  • @Ffejro12256

    @Ffejro12256

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Book SnakeA) pretty sure more than one person was laughing. More than one person = people. So yeah. Job done. If it's not funny to you than don't hang around. They had fun. I had fun. So did others. B) Keeping a straight face isn't a prerequisite for a job in comedy.

  • @hannahlewis65
    @hannahlewis653 жыл бұрын

    that "kewl" sounded an awful lot like "kill". I think he's guilty

  • @GoodSoup

    @GoodSoup

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo I thougt so too but then I realized that the couple wasn't the victims.

  • @lockandloadlikehell

    @lockandloadlikehell

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hannah Lewis *IS* The Inspector

  • @kairo9084

    @kairo9084

    3 жыл бұрын

    No. He sen4 the emoji. Innocent in any case XD

  • @wetstinkysocks490

    @wetstinkysocks490

    3 жыл бұрын

    You up?

  • @michelledouglas4953

    @michelledouglas4953

    3 жыл бұрын

    From high school in the 90s kewl was our cool word. It's the patois version of cool actually but it seemed to have come a far way. I still use it in text messaging. It is pronounced the same way as cool tho...

  • @rmk6444
    @rmk64443 жыл бұрын

    Eli was actually really good in this 😂😂

  • @arnatri1503
    @arnatri15034 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Bill Hader was said to do whatever he felt like.

  • @chrisleschkies8096
    @chrisleschkies80964 жыл бұрын

    Your honor this is irrelevant.... Hader: I'll allow it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beverlyanne5699

    @beverlyanne5699

    2 жыл бұрын

    on trial for free speech. Kangaroo court.

  • @XAirForce
    @XAirForce2 жыл бұрын

    This really is a great skit. Well written and performed. Eli did a fantastic job re-enacting himself : ). They probably got a hold of his phone when he used the restroom the first time, then wrote this …. We all know a guy who is like this, in reality…

  • @adamalikhan1357
    @adamalikhan13573 жыл бұрын

    Judge being really entertained like he choosed to be a judge just for this day

  • @DaddysPinkBunny
    @DaddysPinkBunny5 жыл бұрын

    Imagine being the SNL staffer that had to go to Kinkos to get that printed lol

  • @TheTheschuhschuh

    @TheTheschuhschuh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now I don't know what Kinker is but... Do you think they don't have their own printer?

  • @jkm4645

    @jkm4645

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol! Now I'm picturing it. "I'd like you to print this picture of Eli Manning with a banana in his crotch..." >D >D >D

  • @maurieb82

    @maurieb82

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m wondering if any of Eli’s teammates asked for the picture

  • @ImfamousTV

    @ImfamousTV

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheTheschuhschuh kinkos is a printing place.

  • @thedarknesst5995

    @thedarknesst5995

    4 жыл бұрын

    @The Jester - Fool Of Hearts your home printer prints 3' cardstock?

  • @GinjouArmy
    @GinjouArmy5 жыл бұрын

    This Eli guy is made of steel. I would have cracked smiles all the way through especially at "who dis u up" "hehe" and"elderly butts".

  • @hagayudamar832

    @hagayudamar832

    8 ай бұрын

    Who dis

  • @hagayudamar832

    @hagayudamar832

    8 ай бұрын

    U up?

  • @fourfurrypotatoes
    @fourfurrypotatoes3 жыл бұрын

    I think the lawyer is enjoying humiliating this guy 😂

  • @beardguy6320
    @beardguy63203 жыл бұрын

    Bill Hader was the most amusing part of this sketch, whenever he breaks character; I burst with laughter!

  • @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz
    @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz9 жыл бұрын

    I rather just confess to the murder. HAHA

  • @merubindono

    @merubindono

    6 жыл бұрын

    Luqman Hakim oh so this is where that meme came from

  • @tinajeppesen5948

    @tinajeppesen5948

    6 жыл бұрын

    Made me think of my ex & why I'm glad I'm not with him lmao

  • @ericsmith116

    @ericsmith116

    6 жыл бұрын

    @Tina Jeppesen you up?

  • @honeyst6133

    @honeyst6133

    6 жыл бұрын

    Luqman Hakim it's up to use trials aren't public acceptable people in the room so wouldn't be that bear saying and they're not allowed to talk about the trial once it's over anyways

  • @tudorjason

    @tudorjason

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hehe! Kewl!

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays5 жыл бұрын

    "very elderly butts"

  • @jacksonduncan142

    @jacksonduncan142

    3 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t expect you to be here

  • @Tht1Gy

    @Tht1Gy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey! That's a good site. ROFLMAO!

  • @nadirbaitsaleem7270

    @nadirbaitsaleem7270

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jacksonduncan142 Quality content

  • @nathangoss4694

    @nathangoss4694

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eli's acting was surprisingly GOOD, since it's not his job.

  • @MisterDr.

    @MisterDr.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @sm4130
    @sm41303 жыл бұрын

    5:20 I died!! It’s alright ... it’s unbelievable 😂 brilliant

  • @jldude84
    @jldude843 жыл бұрын

    Bill was LOVING this sketch lol as was everyone I suspect.

  • @111hitmeup
    @111hitmeup5 жыл бұрын

    guy casts a wide net huh...😂😂😂😂

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers4 жыл бұрын

    “The prosecution can’t hear any more of this. We drop the charges.” “Y-yeah but I’d like to hear more.”

  • @melom7359
    @melom73593 жыл бұрын

    He didn’t get a girl, but he got a new best friend

  • @scottys1423
    @scottys14232 жыл бұрын

    It makes me wonder often a court room loses it over really embarrassing testimony.

  • @imjordan6168
    @imjordan61684 жыл бұрын

    "Did you know that when you sent the text?" "Yes I did" "aww duude"

  • @oriolez5582
    @oriolez55827 жыл бұрын

    "You up!?" , "you out!?" LOL... this was one of funniest sketches. Abby Elliott was a great actress on SNL

  • @angie2591

    @angie2591

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oriolez casting that wide net lolol you can't make the basket if you don't shoot

  • @gordonadams5891

    @gordonadams5891

    6 жыл бұрын

    She has a noble comedy heritage. The old Bob and Ray sketches still crack me up.

  • @paulmrjohnson

    @paulmrjohnson

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hader makes a great judge.

  • @kloudnine2832

    @kloudnine2832

    6 жыл бұрын

    yes she was

  • @InsaneKahuna

    @InsaneKahuna

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oriolez what am i going to do with a bunch of young virgins or old hoes....should be living alone running through tourists.. doctors.. teachers nurses.. as of 10 yeaes ago.. not assholes eho fuck ur life up

  • @miropribanic5581
    @miropribanic558111 ай бұрын

    razror-sharp reasoning by the defence, one of the jurors nodding, as he was about to be convinced.....this one should go into the law student's manual

  • @100Hasake
    @100Hasake8 жыл бұрын

    I'd rather confess to murder

  • @Cody20069

    @Cody20069

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lambakas you up

  • @Cody20069

    @Cody20069

    5 жыл бұрын

    You up

  • @user-zv5wy8cx4x

    @user-zv5wy8cx4x

    5 жыл бұрын

    Who this??

  • @user-zv5wy8cx4x

    @user-zv5wy8cx4x

    5 жыл бұрын

    You up

  • @weisilber8957

    @weisilber8957

    5 жыл бұрын

    You up?

  • @dzashengonie3732
    @dzashengonie37325 жыл бұрын

    "I'd rather confess to the murder"😂😂😂😂😂😂😋

  • @nicktomlinson6140

    @nicktomlinson6140

    4 жыл бұрын

    Elderly butta

  • @PeaM91

    @PeaM91

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same 😂😂🙌

  • @aiieeee5166
    @aiieeee51662 жыл бұрын

    His delivery is amazing the whole way through 😂😂😂

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle2 жыл бұрын

    Eli Manning managed to stay in character better than half the SNL cast 🤣

  • @3mPeRaToR
    @3mPeRaToR6 жыл бұрын

    You were just fishing for anything by that time

  • @mingsong

    @mingsong

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ben G really? Oh God.

  • @lunawade5997

    @lunawade5997

    5 жыл бұрын

    That’s correct yeah

  • @whiteshaq0172

    @whiteshaq0172

    5 жыл бұрын

    Most definitely yes

  • @fatthanosfeet
    @fatthanosfeet4 жыл бұрын

    "is this an accurate depiction?" me: "yes" "you know perjury is illegal, right?"

  • @HorrorLover98
    @HorrorLover983 жыл бұрын

    "I'd rather just confess to the murders!" I was waiting for that, just take the fall lmao

  • @nidhiraghuwanshi4862
    @nidhiraghuwanshi48628 ай бұрын

    I love these skits. These are so good. Such attention to detail. Lawyer's fixing his glasses before reading, prosecution's darkcirccles. Judge's accent. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @troyramadin5772
    @troyramadin57724 жыл бұрын

    “Kewl” has me weak lmaooo

  • @googiegress7459

    @googiegress7459

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes but were you REALLY laughing your ass off off off?

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica6 жыл бұрын

    I miss Bill Hader. Manning was adorable, this was great, those emoji faces killed me!

  • @samanthahnatyszyn7630

    @samanthahnatyszyn7630

    5 жыл бұрын

    You up?

  • @johnr797

    @johnr797

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@samanthahnatyszyn7630 You up? You out? You out? You up?

  • @markrodriguez9442
    @markrodriguez94423 жыл бұрын

    Extremely funny. Jason and Eli are hilarious and brilliant.

  • @wheredastacksat4369
    @wheredastacksat43693 жыл бұрын

    “It’s smaller” ...... “haha I was about to say” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBlueTheMan
    @TheBlueTheMan8 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Eli is a cracking actor for someone who isn't an actor

  • @kas90500

    @kas90500

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheBlueMan Fucking syndrome? I definitely have that. Lol

  • @fastlane1205

    @fastlane1205

    6 жыл бұрын

    Would you like a spot of tea love

  • @seededsoul

    @seededsoul

    6 жыл бұрын

    He just barely read the lines. How can you call him a good actor.

  • @IskandarTheWack

    @IskandarTheWack

    6 жыл бұрын

    He was given the easiest thing ever and he failed at that too, like they broke his lines up so much cuz they know he can't act cuz he's an athlete, he's not good at this.

  • @ftrunks2k

    @ftrunks2k

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's fucking awful. I remember watching him on SNL and shit was gawd awful. The cast really had their work cut out when he was hosting.

  • @LegalAutomation
    @LegalAutomation3 жыл бұрын

    I work in criminal defense and I have to say... some of the nuances that they placed in here are pretty accurate! The bit is hilarious but the details really put this over the top. 10/10.

  • @kinaoborot

    @kinaoborot

    5 ай бұрын

    Like what?

  • @stephenison5703
    @stephenison57032 жыл бұрын

    Even the district attorney was like we dropped the charges we heard enough but the judge that's another case 🤣

  • @claudiastockman8438
    @claudiastockman84383 жыл бұрын

    "I was being silly but sexy, you know like hihi and pulls face and pokes out tongue" This was a good sketch!

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx22497 жыл бұрын

    banana is larger.

  • @szepenszoloszolo5177

    @szepenszoloszolo5177

    7 жыл бұрын

    wright vcx I was gonna say

  • @Azulakayes

    @Azulakayes

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @OrganicGonzalez

    @OrganicGonzalez

    5 жыл бұрын

    wright vcx 😂

  • @ruthbrown2543

    @ruthbrown2543

    5 жыл бұрын

    It always is

  • @jondacalos4269

    @jondacalos4269

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes.

  • @justChuka
    @justChuka5 жыл бұрын

    Judge: "I was gonna say" Lmao

  • @shannonmalcom5343
    @shannonmalcom53432 жыл бұрын

    "I'd rather just confess to the murder" - omg, I *love* this skit. Classic!

  • @jennymulinaro6036
    @jennymulinaro6036 Жыл бұрын

    Bill Hader being his most normal self in this skit is still somehow hilarious. He’s just Bill dressed as a judge. 😂

  • @ashlynnjones1194
    @ashlynnjones11945 жыл бұрын

    "I was gonna say." Bill Hader is someone who reads everyone's thoughts...

  • @Racingirl911
    @Racingirl9116 жыл бұрын

    “I’d just like to confess to the murder!” LMAO!!!

  • @mbsthecomeup5396
    @mbsthecomeup539611 ай бұрын

    u up? u out? u out? u out? u up? 😂😂😂

  • @karmabelieverI
    @karmabelieverI2 жыл бұрын

    fine, the best I watched in months.

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser13456 жыл бұрын

    "The banana is larger." XD

  • @Tango_Hendrix
    @Tango_Hendrix4 жыл бұрын

    "Guy casts a wide net, huh?" 😂

  • @chansuable
    @chansuable3 жыл бұрын

    This and James Franco's 'Lasagna sa pizza suh' are my favorite courtroom sketches 😂

  • @AlmostWorthless
    @AlmostWorthless2 жыл бұрын

    Eli Manning is the closest thing the NFL has to a dork. That’s why I love him.

  • @celieboo
    @celieboo6 жыл бұрын

    Bill Hader as the judge😂😂😂😂

  • @sicilianjiu-jitsu2984

    @sicilianjiu-jitsu2984

    5 жыл бұрын

    Who dis?

  • @michaelharris2844

    @michaelharris2844

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'll allow it 🤨

  • @piercoucy
    @piercoucy3 ай бұрын

    This is, absolutely, one of the best, EVER, SNL sketches! I have watched it a hundred times. Still good as the first time.

  • @szepenszoloszolo5177
    @szepenszoloszolo51777 жыл бұрын

    Who dis. Kills me every time.

  • @Packerfan130

    @Packerfan130

    6 жыл бұрын

    you up?

  • @alfonsomena8141

    @alfonsomena8141

    6 жыл бұрын

    szepenszoloszolo no questions in heaven

  • @KalElKryptonsFinest

    @KalElKryptonsFinest

    5 жыл бұрын

    My friend used to answer the family landline like that.

  • @natalyaakselaleksander4502

    @natalyaakselaleksander4502

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me toooo😂😂😂😂

  • @ZMacGregor
    @ZMacGregor3 жыл бұрын

    After watching this sketch a few times I've realized but there's probably a trial out there where the defendant really did have a defense like this and honestly I get a lot out of that

  • @omgkeuri734
    @omgkeuri7343 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if you were being represented by this guy in court, you will rather be saying you're guilty even if you're obviously innocent.

  • @jollim78
    @jollim788 жыл бұрын

    When Eli Manning retires he should probably consider a career at SNL.

  • @IskandarTheWack

    @IskandarTheWack

    6 жыл бұрын

    No, no he shouldn't, he literally says like 2 words at a time at most because he doesn't know what he's doing and he doesn't do it well.

  • @axxa_noodle9600

    @axxa_noodle9600

    5 жыл бұрын

    HopOnTheHype lol why u so salty

  • @jon-unicorn-doxxer

    @jon-unicorn-doxxer

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Pinkie - probably Patriots Fan..lol

  • @dustin_long1819

    @dustin_long1819

    5 жыл бұрын

    He should retire rn cause he sucks at football

  • @charliebrooks4941

    @charliebrooks4941

    5 жыл бұрын

    Elite Eli. 2 time SB MVP CHAMP. who else has that

  • @swiftrian
    @swiftrian4 жыл бұрын

    "As you can see murder was not on my client's mind" Me: "Objection! Murder was obviously on his mind! Murderin sum ass!"

  • @msfabulista

    @msfabulista

    3 жыл бұрын

    Missed opportunity there for sure

  • @swiftrian

    @swiftrian

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anib18 I wrote it with his voice in my head lol

  • @WitchVulgar

    @WitchVulgar

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Murderin sum elderly butts

  • @javierarias616

    @javierarias616

    2 жыл бұрын

    You're ready to apply for some porn movie scripts!

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