Never expected to see advocacy for bare feet horses in a comedy routine. Excellent.

@brandonheath6713

7 ай бұрын

Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive? I'm not a farrier or anything but my understanding is hooves don't hold up well on just about anything humans make. Concrete/Asphalt/Brick etc... I mean sure if your horse never leaves pasture I could see the shoeless thing but outside of that isn't it detrimental to them?

The first routine I saw, caught it halfway through on BBC!! I arrived at the sheep getting haircuts bit. 😂 "Well it wasn't, quite, what I was after..." And the ducks....

If anyone else said these jokes it would sound crap. Eddie Izzard however is a master at delivery, had me in stitches.

@AtheistEve

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you used a thimble for all those stitches.

God, he's gorgeous!!

"If only thimbles were invented"

@Liquefaction

Жыл бұрын

Psychic man with big hat and beard to match

Came across this while I was sewing and I'm not using a thimble. xD Also "Ah the hair thieeeves.." laughing so hard 😂😂

@Tiger-Baby

3 жыл бұрын

Buy Mr Dog, for small, yappy type dogs.... and maybe they'll shut the fcuk upp! 😂😂😂

@chrisrobson8540

3 жыл бұрын

they come in the night and steal your hair........ive had that stuck in my head for days🤣🤣🤣

7:17 “Oh, thank you, Chief Constable.” 🤣

"... I'll get my own darkness... "

@DarrenBonJovi

8 жыл бұрын

+Meisha love that one! "….oh, its the manager…."

@heversantos7006

3 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed the whole thing but idk what is 20 p

@caseysaunders3016

2 жыл бұрын

@@heversantos7006 being an American can be stunting sometimes.

@jonathancross3097

2 жыл бұрын

@@heversantos7006 20 pence I think

Best comedian and showman ever!!

@martacrawford3004

6 жыл бұрын

John nacho like it

"...and the duck was ninth." Classic!

@Tiger-Baby

3 жыл бұрын

5 ran...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't pick a favourite bit, and I could do the whole routine myself... every time I'm miserable I go looking for clips. I'd watch one of the box set, but my cleaner broke my tv. Omg the hair thieves!!!

Eddie. bill baily. and Billy Connelly all tap into my silly side

Could he be more precious????😂🤣🥰♥️‼️☮️⭐️

EAGLES do the breast stroke. When they’re dragging fish too big to fly with. I am not kidding. It’s hilarious.

Perfect timing! a gift to a recovering pandemic insane people!laughter is a healing balm. Thank you Eddy!

This is not don corleone this is don crap 😂😂

Clank Clank Quack!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Brilliant!!!!

I'll be promoted in the Underground system , I'll get my own darkness!! ROFL

Every time we see a small dog it's a small yapper type dog🤣

"i should have been done for deserting a police officer" now there is a funny idea

You could use 8 thimbels to make an impression of Sleipner =D

"Thimbles!! 'Oh!!' Says man."

love the end music :)

"5 ran........."

@Suprahampton

7 жыл бұрын

but how many ran...?

@yasmindiab

7 жыл бұрын

5 ran, one sauntered, really, one...one drove a small car. One windsurfed...one hanglid... ;)

@rohitaswapradhan9269

6 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, you decline the verb 'to hanglide'. I hanglide, you hanglide, he/she hanglides. We hanglid, you hanglided, they hanglideded." These absurd bits are absolutely brilliant.

@globalheartwarming

Жыл бұрын

@@rohitaswapradhan9269 Ministress of Silly Talk.

@Liquefaction

Жыл бұрын

Can anyone explain "I'll get my me own darkness" means

Hahaha!! Had the same experience with 'ars-salting' a Police Officer. Excellent.

Sheer fucking genius!!

Dont struggle is my trigger word near cops. Almost asphixated under that excuse

Love this..😘🙏😂👏

Comedy is definitely subject to the listener 😢

So thimbles prevent needless death?

@do3807

6 жыл бұрын

sutemda beautiful

@jaewok5G

3 жыл бұрын

get out!

@globalheartwarming

Жыл бұрын

Needles to say (as I really used to say)!

Taking adults back to infancy.

@tomsadler5976

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what he's doing. My inner childhood is free for a while.

Why are all these Izzard videos so fuzzy and low resolution ?

Directed by Fazezy? In 1996? (Probably before Fazazy was born.) Impressive claim but I think Eddie Izzard might dispute that ;)

mate you were not even born when this came out lmao ,you did not direct shizzle

So.. a bit of smooth jazz and suddenly you directed it?

When was the tube fare 20p? It was 40p in 1979 when I started polytechnicking.

@puirYorick

Жыл бұрын

child's fare?

@andrewrobinson2565

Жыл бұрын

@@puirYorick That'll be it 👍+1.

You are trying to sell me something and I am not sure what it is.

Come to think of it, it's a girl's rite of passage to steal makeup.

"Directed by Fazezy"? Oh, I think not. At most you edited.

fir shizzle

This is an expensive option for uncontested infiltration ... prolley only viable forcspec ops and spys and shite ... can one of these platforms carry another one to help extract a solo target with appropriate training .. hmmmmm very clunky and expensive and impressive

Can anyone explain the thimble--children on the bus joke?

@chairman823

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.............the're not jokes. Jokes make you laugh.

@joshuakohlmann9731

Жыл бұрын

I think it's just a random bit of silliness. I know you've been waiting 4 years for that reply, so it may be a bit of an anticlimax...

What was this show called?

@jani00

9 жыл бұрын

+HugoPlayzMC "Definite Article"

@louisfriend1851

6 жыл бұрын

Jeff

@irosclin6042

6 жыл бұрын

john rowan roberts. Insider joke. LoL.

I’ll pass on your fuzzy channel.

HAHA....you think you're a producer coz you stole someone else's work....

How did he not know why horses, but not cows, need horseshoes?! I can see why other comedians (like Stewart Lee) at the time found him so irritating.