"And this bit of material doesn't work with Lions" absolutely legendary writing.

I love how he got on, didn't know where to start. So he just went from the beginning. Brilliant!

Actually hold me over a pond. Hold me over a pond. I want to see what I look like. Brilliant

Eddie Izzard is a comedy genius and a true gent,hope he does a live tour soon!

I love this man. Just love him. And he makes me laugh, thank you Eddie Izzard!

Good to see old Eddie Izzard segments on here. Still looks great for 2008.

Literally tears from laughing at his “it was a nightmare” parts. I’ve loved this dude since I first heard him in 2005.

Asus Bsus Csus Dsus Esus Fsus Gsus He's brilliant.

@getthefffffoffme

4 жыл бұрын

Gsus4

@josh2Sides2

4 жыл бұрын

Covered in bees

"It was a fuckin' nightmare, man! You write that down in the Bible! "Fuckin' nightmare!" Mr. Squirrel said so!" Hilarious!

Eddie is just a precious, PRECIOUS man...missing him here Stateside. THANK YOU for posting this.....

he's freaking amazing

THIS is what I call clever, smart comedy!

Bless your heart. I didn't think I'd be able to see any of this. So great to see him close up doing that material. Big thanks.

Thanks for posting this!! This man cracks me up! His comedy style and delivery made him stand out, even in the show's impressive line up. Favourite bit: the bible interview with the squirrel......

"Help me! Help me! 's a fuckin' bison!" I love this man's comedy.

I cant get over how much love this guy is gettin, even the negative comments arent exactly scathing or anythin... and its so true, hes awesome and sexy in a the ladies stuff!

Eddie is a genius

Eddie saying she would be a hunter... Well considering the fact that early hominids hunted by running their prey to exhaustion, I think she would be good at it. She has a crazy habit of running a marathon a day for around a month at a time.

'it was nightmare, man..write it down into the Bible, man' lmao he is the best

We owe so much to Jeff...

Asus, Besus, Ceesus, Deesus, Eesus, Efsus, Jesus. GENIUS.

@dcmastermindfirst9418

Жыл бұрын

That's absolutely not genius. If you think it is you're just dumb

I would love to see him as JAMES BOND! Everyone uses a script but him he adlibs everything. It would be awesome

"Just two tigers so far.....and a leopard made it as well!" LOL

eddie is wonderful love him especially in drag

"The Truth" is incidental to the function of comedy, and frequently the contrast is the tactic that makes much of comedy - funny. Eddie is a master of this tactic. Well done sir - and where's your dress?

@magicman9218

5 жыл бұрын

He stopped doing it when it wasn't considered edgy anymore. Now it's more taboo to be a normal straight dude

@olgac.9636

4 жыл бұрын

Magic man he didn’t stop lol

@trilliarobinson7862

Жыл бұрын

Pretty hunky when in blokey mode, though. I believe he is now Susie/Eddie ?

@q7winq7

Жыл бұрын

@@trilliarobinson7862 4-23-2023 - - - - I saw him on a late night comedy show a few weeks ago. He was dressed as a girl - so - who knows what's going on?

@trilliarobinson7862

Жыл бұрын

@@q7winq7 As I understand it, he has said he is now in girl-mode, and identifies as Susie. However, he's also Eddie ...

Aw such fond memories of the Stripped show in New York! Fantabulous! Eddie , you're the mostest!

best act of the whole show..hands down

I love it! Thanks.

he still rules over 20 years later

@dcmastermindfirst9418

Жыл бұрын

Nah. Lee Evans is much funnier

Finally someone submitted this, thankyou!

Thank you for posting this

He is The Best !!

“sorry, I was dead at the time” would still work

To be fair an entire valley flooding would be seen as the end of the world for a pre technology society where normal people didn't really leave their local area.

Sooo handsome...

doncha just *love* his smile? i really like it when he sort of laughs at his own jokes. to see how much he is enjoying himself makes it even more fun, i think. anyway, thanks for sharing.

hey man! yh he is doing a tour near the end of the year! the tours called "Stripped" and the tickets are on sale now! ive got mine already for the 18th November woohoo!

and then waited a fucking forever.. I just love that sentence :D

Brilliant! Absolutly brilliant!

Yeah they are awesome

No one goes "uuummm" better than Eddie

A lot of charactors Eddie acts out are called Jeff. :P

@josh2Sides2

4 жыл бұрын

He secretly wanted to be called Jeff as a kid and not Eddie. Though his middle name is John

The Giraffes are playing Charades and the word is Tiger! TIE-ger! Now I get it! Eddie is awesome for pulling of jokes like this!

@olgac.9636

4 жыл бұрын

Doktor Pantaleon why charades?

@richard6440

Жыл бұрын

@@olgac.9636 because they cant talk. They could play dominoes, but by the time the other giraffes have worked out that it is a tiger, the tiger would have eaten them :)

Me too! Gonna be great!

i read an interview from when he was doing his "stripped" tour here in the us - roughly what i remember reading was: the reason he's dressing in 'boy' clothes lately is because he hates to be put in a 'box', and people had started associating him only with transvesticism....but either way, i agree with gazz84 - "eddie is eddie no matter what he wears!"

Stone age must have been new age at the time....

@nyakwarObat

6 жыл бұрын

proxy mannen yep..

@dogestdoge7097

5 жыл бұрын

Oh you’ve got a stone? How very modern of you, Jeffrey.

@StarboyXL9

5 жыл бұрын

These damn hippies, walking around with their stones all the time, killing animals so efficiently!

Best in the business!

Wow, Eddie killed it here

Yeeah...T_T He looked really good in them.....he had style, stills does, but still....T_T LOVE YOU EDDIE!!!! :)

Gee, if I'd known Britain's policemen got Eddie's comedy in 2008, I would have had a sex change, moved there and become a policeman! Brilliant!! "How can I be sure? Try it!"

"Mr. Squirrel said so."

LMAO I now love eddie :D

Briljant lovin it!

Eddie Izzard for GOD!

So, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes.

According to Eddie the decision to dress like a man was influenced by the fact it was difficult to get acting jobs in the U.S. Kinda sad, but it's the truth. Being an "Executive Transvestite" would limit his options in mainstream Hollywood.

He is very attractive with the facial hair

Love The Izz.

"Giraffe. If you see me running, try to keep up."

I love being a "Jeff" watching Eddie Izzard. I am Jeff Vader!

this is a early version of Eddie Izzard Stripped, for anyone interested.

He killed!

its the amnesty international sigh thats what the secret policemens ball is about

He's such a visual comedian...I LOVE HIMM! I can't stand crap stand up comedians ie. Jimmy Carr who just fire out jokes one after the other when they are in no way related to each other =L

"Genesislover" could very well refer to the band Genesis. Cool your jets.

Just brillant ! A 10 on the LMAO Scale. Scientifically approuved.

This is like a speed gig. I've seen some videos where he was explaining that tie-grr part for like 7 minutes

All faiths pose a greater threat. Those that believe in something are more prone to be violent than those that believe in nothing.

Yeah! That was hilarious!

Yes

he looks fantastic in man clothes!! absolutely gorgeous!!

@nyakwarObat

6 жыл бұрын

Ellie Meli i know what you had in your mind when you wrote that 😉

fuck yeah

"Well that worked...." rofl. Yeh, weird seeing him dressed like that and having a beard.

this guy, makes religion, SO MUCH EFFING BETTER TO LISTEN TO

Hold me over a pond...lol

omg. loveeee eddie!!! anyone know where i could find all of secret policeman's ball for this yr?

Before the Stone Age, there was the Stick Age, before that....😆

The thing is, the laughter might not happen. He'll pontificate (perhaps on the spot) and we will be analyzing. And? ... oh that's brilliant!

1:We look fantastic 2:two emotions, fear because it is a TIGER!! and suprise ...because it is a TIGER !! and there are no tigers in africa 3:F*CKING NIGHTMARE MAN

lol, "it was a nightmare man, a fucking nightmare in there, fucking stripy bastards, they ate everyone man." apparently the squirrel was a 50's jazz playing beatnik.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EDDIE!!! *composes self* Ahem. Cake or death?

@josh2Sides2

4 жыл бұрын

Death, please!

Men went hunting. Women gathered berries and plants. Which basically meant people ate A LOT of berries and plants and men bought a fish in the store and made up stories about catching it :) times haven't changed :)

@VintageVera1

7 жыл бұрын

heehee

@nyakwarObat

6 жыл бұрын

GBatT you now hunting money to go supermarket and buy shit you used to make on your own and order takeaway for your lazy bum can't even cook wife, never mind being able to identify a berry beyond the packaged in plastic at the supermarket. You got to be on the clowning mode with that times haven't changed statement

@Yakoable

6 жыл бұрын

Yes I believe he was joking, chill mate

Nr 1.

"..it was a fucking nightmare man...write that down in the bible " XD the man is a genius

It's early stuff but" unrepeatable" is funny you must see it.

fckin nightmare man ... fuckin nightmare! haha

Mr !!!

Giant Squid diary; Day One... Seem to be running out of... Ink

Having read a lot about history, this really surprised me. They tell about the evolution of the stone spears and axes, but they dont tell the simple thing. How did humans hunt buffalo when they didnt have stone tools? Well they didnt. They didnt eat much meat. They might catch a rat, or a turtle maybe. A sheep would be already too big and powerful to kill. What would you do, wrestle it down and bite with your useless human teeth? A ram? Noooooooooo WAY! And then there is this one guy who is told how its impossible to hunt a woolly mammoth, and he picks up a rock, a long branch, and tears a handful of his own hair. "Hold my handful of pond water..." People coul get maybe a kilo of meat a month, and that was really trying. After stone tools it was, you see five tons of mammoth and go "heat up the barbie, honey, I will be right back."

@pendlera2959

5 жыл бұрын

You can totally kill a sheep or ram barehanded, especially working as a group. You can use persistence hunting and wait for it to collapse of exhaustion (there are still tribes that do this), like so: kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2F_zqWjnZW_gdI.html Alternatively, you can ambush it as a group, some distracting it in front while the rest grab its legs/knock it over, then strangle it. Also, think about the kinds of animals kids catch: lizards, snakes, frogs, crayfish, baby birds, etc. Not to mention insects and worms. Heck, I've caught a fish bare handed before and I am NOT an experienced hunter/fisher. I'm pretty sure humans were eating meat on a regular basis before the stone age, provided the definition of "meat" doesn't just refer to muscle tissue from mammals and birds the way it does in modern times.

@lloroshastar6347

4 жыл бұрын

They were just more creative, they did things like run circles around the animals until the animal got dizzy and would fall over, then they captured it with a net made from seaweed. They would also trick animals using mime, hypnotism and live reality TV.

@richard6440

Жыл бұрын

@@lloroshastar6347 and live reality TV. roflmao :)

"the many kids of god" is hilarious

I didnt recognize him at first xD

i know but i think people get the point he's got lovely legs, should show em more often :D

It was a quote

@parnell909 OMG I always laugh my ass off every time I watch Eddie. He's just fucking brilliant!

so ture, so ture

that's not nice to say! he is gorgeous whatever he wears. his humour is brilliant, that's why im watching him!

Most english speaking christian fundamentalists reside in the us, fair assumption. and I wasnt rude at all.

if a giraffe saw a tiger it would experience two emotions, fear because it is a TIGER! and suprise ...because it is a TIGER !! and there are no tigers in africa" absolutley hilarious

3:42. Lamas make noises. The sound of the llama making groaning noises or going ‘mwa’ is often a sign of fear or anger, they also hum ,yes I said hum, to each other as,a way of communicating. animalcorner.co.uk/animals/llama/ The giraffe also make sounds: kzread.info/dash/bejne/i6ujudKjebKqZs4.html but Eddie's take on things is more fun😂😂😂

Sometimes he's in boy mode, other times he's in girl mode. Apparently he's in girl mode less these days, which I think he said was a strategy for being taken seriously by western media (because he's breaking into it). But he still does girl mode, so he says.