ive seen the shower sketch hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh i love eddie, total ledgend

eddie izzard is the only comedian I know who has the incredible gift of turning inanimate objects and perfectly normal situations into something hysterical. toasters and showers, so right!

no pain no gain no fish no foul no socks no shoose no hair no haircut I LOVE THIS GUY

THIS MAN IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ON EARTH. I LOVE THIS GUY. THANKS FOR POSTING THIS........THANKS!!

i love Eddie Izzard....i've been watchin him since i was a kid and it still makes me laugh every single time i watch him LMAO

I love how he says "You've got a toaster, but it's got a turny nob dial thing on the side there...and it lies to us. It does not tell the truth. For it has numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie!" He's amazing! Rock on, Eddie!!! \m/

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Thanks so much for you favorite bits, a gooood laugh but to show his best bits it would have to be everthing he has ever done.

Thanks a TON for uploading all of these videos, Swisaavi. I listen to all of these videos at work, and I get weird looks while I'm laughing through my headphones. You rule. Keep up the good work.

"Eat a jam sandwich at the same time light matches, burn the house down dadada."

"Everyone in West London-- Stop using taps!!"

i cant get overr# how funny this man is. i am crying here watching this

“We’ve got you on our instruments … we’ve got you on a tuba” - timeless

These are fabulous! Some that I've never seen before. Thank you thank you!

"Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your granny in a bag.

that toaster number bit is absolutely true, I just bought one and it does the same thing....

Thank you soooo much for uploading these.............UR AWSOME

I saw Eddie three nights in a row in Philly then three nights in a row in NYC all Six nights were different

"you wanna live on the edge!" Thank you so much for all the clips ;)

Thanks a lot for uploading all the videos!

DEF the best parts. my fav too. he's genius-hilarious.

details, details no pain no gain no fish no foul no socks no shoose no hair no haircut

Now THAT'S 110% pure comedy gold! ;)

Thanks for all your patience uploading Eddie's shows.

That last shower bit killed me :) I can't stop laughing... :)

Wow i jus saw this guys stuf fon youtube, now i wana buy any of of his DVD's if he has any. WOOT!

Tears and totally out of breath.

I laughed so much I cried!! Thankyou.

LoL!! i loved the toast one! but he should have teamed up with Eliza Sleshinger (or however the hell you spell her name) for the shower skit. she did a really funny one. "You get in a relationship with the shower. I controll you, your hurting me, i controll you your hurting me." LMAO!

"don't put a sock in a toaster" Oh man.... I should have listened... Now i need a new fucking toaster

As long as you never put a sock in your toaster

These are really amazing parts ahahah i love it when he talks abour "Fruits and supermarkets" it's amazing =D

"And the toast is going, what the hell are you talking about???" LOL Eddie izzard is the man!

The man likes jam. He did say he liked toast and you can put jam on toast.

sock in a toaster? jam on a magnet? perhaps the funniest piece ever written? yes.

hee.. the toaster/shower bit is one of my favorites too

Got that right, I think Izzard is a genius, great delivery, great timing and great insite and well read on historic facts and social interaction................ And you right, I really don't care, but it is kind of fun to see the people react Cheers

For it has numbers from 1-6... and it liiiies!

"There is one nano millimeter between fantastic hot and fuckin' freezing" "Get knives in toaster! Get knives, and forks and all cutlery in the toaster! Use a whisk as well! Whisk, whisk, whisk... Get it in! Take it and do it in the bath! In the bath! Turn the water on! Eat a jam sandwich at the same time! Light matches, burn the house down!" "No hair, no haircut"

My Fav!!!!

The toaster/shower skit was hilarious!

"I think they're after something more than that. I don't know what it is but they've brought a flag." XD

"no socks no shoes no hair no haircut" "what the hell is he talking about?!" hahaha

lol his movements during the toast part xD

'pause' ...dont put a sock in a toaster...what the... LMFAO!!

The toasters and the showers! I haven't laughed that hard in yonks! It's so true!!

I LOVE his wardrobe

bloody brilliant. the corinthians

"Love, Paul(Saint) The Corinthians... Corinth"

'My god man! Do they want tea?' hahaha

Well... my toaster lies to me too... which is bad because I love toast.

this is 6 toast! all burt! all burnt! scratch! scratch! lol

One NANOMILLIMETER between fantastically hot and fucking freezing. In other news- I'm covered in bees.

"Dear Paul (Saint).... FUCK OFF!" xD!

It's just the rebels, sir ... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? lol

Aha I know, thas so cute. Eddie Izzard is such a cutie. ^^

I love the corynth sequence too!

"I don't know what they want, but they brought a flag." xD

"You have 2 positions in the shower...." at 8:05 .... ROFLMAO!!!! too brilliant!

Totally right about the toaster

God, the makeup makes him. Genious

Hahahaha! You are pure entertainment my little essay writing friend.

the same could be said for flaming. i do agree with you im not sure how the transition occured

yeah what a genius

gawd he is so cute

you wanna live on the edge!!

hahahahaha so true about the shower bit

My shower is SO like that. lmao

he's weird and fucking great. these really are the best bits but the 'cake or death' should be here as well.

and the toasters!!!

"Everyone who gets into a shower, they immediately become like a safe-breaker." :D:D

THEY Lie!!!!!! IT Does not TEll the TRUTH !!!! lol love it

he was born in yemen, moved to eastbourne on the south coast of england when he was six years old, where did you get welsh from?

Didn't you ever see the second run of blankety blank? Ed's not the only one....

was it due to copyrights? I'm going to miss it. I watched as many as I could, and they helped on my glum days...I love Eddie Izzard. When I get more money I will have to buy it! Thanks for uploading thme for so long....you'll be sorely missed!

the shower bit is sooooooo funny stop using taps! i'm not using taps, i'm letting a mouse run over my hands LMAO!

@tinywizard36 No pain no gain No pitch no faul no socks no shoes no head no Haircut

Yeah, I have to add my thanks to this list too. These videos turned a lot of potentially horribly boring nights into hilarious ones.

Good to have a sense of humor.

great video:D...

the shower bit is so true!!!

OMG!!! Lol My apartment building has water interlinked between the suites and the temperature changes like every twenty seconds in the shower. It SUCKS! It's like everyone decides to sit on the john while I'm bathing.

the turny button lies

what they really need to do is put every one of eddie izzards together.

Decisions, decisions. Do I watch Eddie Izzard or do I watch Cromwell for the 16th time?

You do make a good point, although I feel it necessary to add that, in our patriarchal society (not just today's; it's been around for quite a while), women dressing as men was kinda dressing 'up' in social status, which is all right because male leaders think women look cute (or possibly hot) in suits and such, much as you might think of a child dressing up like an adult. For men to dress as women is frowned on because it's like dressing down in the social order, undermining the 'power' of men.

As strong as a small pony.

You DAFT GIT... Love and kisses, the Corinthians

Stop using the taps, I'm not using the taps I'm simply lettin a mouse tun over my hands!!!! :-):-)EPIC!!!!!

Use a whisk as well whisk whisk whisk!

ME TOO

Some of his jokes remind me of Monty Python sketches.

"I dunno what it is, but they've brought a flag." Hahahaha!

xDDD I love the shower bit! *hahahah!!!*

First off, I wasn't complaining at all, it was a question and a legitimate one at that. Go to any video of any comic and look at the comments, there are almost all quotes of the comic with NO comment or any thing else.... just the quote, like we missed it the first time or that we are going to think this person is a great critic because he knows how to type what he heard a few minutes before. I just don't get it and I was trying to find out if other people felt like I do.

3 toast NO GOOD

Toasters are good, but they lie!!! haha i love himm :L

Fantastically hot and fuckin' freezing.

lol "FANTASTICALLY HOT & FUCKING FREEZING"

Neat

"never put your granny in a sack" ... would a satchel be okay?