Nurgle was just harvesting components for making some homebrew potions of warding.

"In order to be lawful good, I need to do evil things to balance it out." No one has thought that. No one in the history of dnd thought that was a way lawful good works

@DellikkilleD

Жыл бұрын

evil done to evil is good. Thats how the vast majority of paladins operate kiddo.

@somebody4952

Жыл бұрын

@@DellikkilleD clearly someone wasn't paying attention to the story

@DellikkilleD

Жыл бұрын

@@somebody4952 clearly I was responding to your comment. not my fault you cant speak rationally.

@somebody4952

Жыл бұрын

@@DellikkilleD so you're saying those guys deserved to be sexually assaulted in the rp?

@DellikkilleD

Жыл бұрын

@@somebody4952 You really fail at reading comprehension mate. you are talking about a video. Im talking about your statement, and your claim. Go back to grade school and finish your book a month club.

I see the cleric in that last story is a complete and utter hypocrite. When he originally said he wasn't okay with sexual assault, he meant sexual assault performed ON HIM. But he's clearly more than happy to do it himself when the chances arises. Rules for thee, but not for me.

@JingKester

Ай бұрын

Rules for thee not rules for me

That balancing excuse would sound stupid even if it were used by a true neutral player.

One can only imagine how many times Nurgle has been met with cries of "IT'S A SHIT DEMON!"

@gr_pillar

Жыл бұрын

Golgothan!

I just love that Simba doesn't even look surprised when you record super close anymore. He's so used to it now.

@GarkKahn

Жыл бұрын

I guess it thinks "back at it again doge?" now

@m.tigerbeans6898

Жыл бұрын

He's like "oh gawd what did they DO?"

That was the worst justification for committing evil acts as a lawful good character I've literally ever heard. Smdh.

A former friend of mine had a similar degree of stench to Nurgle (at least from how I'd imagine Nurgle's degree of stench from the description) and claimed that "no one could smell it after the first week." No, dude. I think you just couldn't smell it anymore. He also had shoes that reeked so horribly that we had to keep them outside even if he had actually been convinced to shower. And the thought that rain counted as a shower. Personally, I can't stand it if I don't shower as soon as I wake up, so this was completely baffling to me.

What the heck was that guy even going on about with the "Lawful Good" bit? I could understand the line of thinking where he thought punishing them for being prostitutes was Lawful because it's illegal (even when it's probably not in universe), but to say he needs to engage in evil acts to balance things out was just weird.

@BlueTressym

Жыл бұрын

Even punishing is not Lawful because he's not a law enforcement officer. Vigilanteeism is usually illegal too. I find that a huge number of 'Lawful Good' PCs' players (and paladins' players) act as if they think they are somehow allowed to personally 'punish' anything they see fit. The Lawful thing to do - IF prostitution was actually illegal - would be to report them to the authorities.

@rpghorrorstories

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueTressym I understand that but I can see the "guy does illegal stuff"->"I engage in extreme vigilantism" pipeline even if I disagree with it. But I don't understand the "I'm Lawful Good"->"Commits acts of evil to balance things out" pipeline.

@BlueTressym

Жыл бұрын

@@rpghorrorstories Oh, I agree with you completely on that second part.

@TigerW0lf

Жыл бұрын

​@@rpghorrorstoriesits a sociopath's delusional justification for his clearly inappropriate actions

Oh God the nurgle story, I went to a group ( for a very short time) they had this obese woman at the table, I could not bare her stench ( idk how the rest did) what makes that really bad is this is from a guy who worked in the funeral industry, I've been around corpses that reeked far less than her, it was that bad!!

Cleric: I need to do evil things to balance it out. Me: Yeah, if you're True Neutral, not "Lawful Good" Sisters, this in one reason why I don't like the alignments in D&D. People will just twist them to mean whatever that want sometimes.

@littlegiantj8761

Жыл бұрын

That's not the alignments' fault Dude's logic doesn't even follow

@TigerW0lf

Жыл бұрын

This was a pathetic attempt at using in-game mechanics to justify stupid behavior. The alignment only works if you actually think using common sense

Everyone deserves some love in their life As long as that doesn't come from nurgle

So one time i was at a Warhammer shop buying more packs and this couple came in. Both were wearing clothes that probably havent been washed for weeks as there was a stong hint of stinky underwear, both looked super greasy like they havent showered any time recently, both had horrid breath and yellow teeth with the guy having smokers breath with that, and on top of all of that was a strong hint of cat piss. Fortunately i was finishing up my purchase as they walked in and booked it out of there. It looked like a mini tourney was about to take place and i felt bad for the people who were left behind with them. Like i dont know if i can understand how people can tolerate going out in public like that. But at least those two managed to find eachother and live in stinky bliss, so good for them i guess

@GarkKahn

Жыл бұрын

I don't take showers daily but if i didn't the day i'm going out at some event i feel like nurgle even if my last bath was the day before and perhaps changed my clothes in the morning Some little part of me feels envy for their uncaring attitude and the rest of my being feels pity for whoever they encounter

Nurgle is a fitting name, just based on what op said about his smell.

@aquicandaquak822

Жыл бұрын

Bro was making the worst disease on his body instead of cauldron 💀

How the HELL do you die 29 times in ONE SESSION! And I thought I was the Sean Bean of D&D.

For those Who dont know, Nosferatu is a vampire clan that have 0 un appaerance, mind you appaerance is a social attribute and the minimal you can have in an attribute is 1, but Nosferatu clan are special, they ALWAYS have 0, they are so phisical disgusting that most enemies need to roll Will to stay un a fight againts en (you know, like bandits and ppl like that), is practically IMPOSSIBLE to feel phisical attraction for them, because even the feel of their skins are off

@hibiscustea9274

Жыл бұрын

He really said " it's what inside counts "

@tenshyklonik

Жыл бұрын

@@hibiscustea9274 about that, It can help and happends in some situations but not with the Nosferatu Clan, because is a God's curse (amongs all the other curse's Clans) so It can't be ignored without some kind or magic and even with that, never stood permanently, is kinda parte of the pc XDDDDDDD (But, un the good parte, One, you dont need Halloween's costume and two, can heart attack almost all humans he want XDDDDDDD)

@tenshyklonik

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremybosco5924 true, my bad, english is not my first languaje, but still my bad

@GarkKahn

Жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Bosco as long as we understand no one cares about grammar, and it wasn't the worst word in the comment anyway

I remember playing with guy warlock that use his powers to flirted with everyone, too young, monsters and the undead. All the other players were visible annoyed of his antics but didn't know how to deal with it but the Ranger though of a way. Making sure he was behind the problem player while messing with his loaded crossbow and willing himself to fail a weapons check and he did. Shooting the guy in the back of his head which made his really mad at the Ranger who later said wasn't actively trying to kill him just envying the opportunity for things to go wrong, which "luckily" they did. When rolling off the damage again faith had plans and giving him a critical hit and now needed one of us to help stabilize him. The Druid and Cleric were the girls at the table who really didn't like the warlock cause of some inappropriate things he did earlier, so when he beg them to help them they just silently did nothing. Then he turned to me the only other healer a paladin, I was a bit hastened myself looking my other team mates who looking back at me to see what I was gonna do. So reluctantly helped cause as a Rose Knight of Sune wasn't sure if it would work on him but I tried and got a 20. Yet the GM said it didn't work, making the warlock really frustrated. The reminded the warlock that I was a paladins of the Firehair Lady and we sought to defend beauty and destroy those evil beings of Faerûn that were exceptionally repulsive in their deeds, which he put himself in the ladder. After that he said his body lights on fire leaving nothing left of him but ashes. After the warlock left the table, me and the rest were a bit take back by what the DM pulled just then but relieved that it did as well.

Did not expect the grandfather to appear but why not

@GarkKahn

Жыл бұрын

For warhammer most of horror stories are about him so not a big surprise to be found in other media as well

There's a reason I play warforge. One of those is to avoid sexual situations, can't do that if you don't have the bits to do it with. One of the reasons I do this is a bad campaign and DM experience. One of these day I need to submit that story to r/rpghorrorstories.

So that last story pretty much describes a guy I had in my D&D campaign he even played a Warforged Forge Cleric. I wonder if he is the same guy. I also had problems with him and he did some creepy stuff. I didn't kick him because I was a fairly new DM and pretty non-confrontational. We had scheduling problems (because of a different player) and the campaign fizzled out. A couple months later we started a new campaign and I just didn't invite him to the new campaign.

Simba always has good words of wisdom

1. Romance in a game can be good roleplay material, but this Romeo really REALLY needed to cool his jets. 2. Nurgle had issues, certainly. 3. Mr Cleric ..... yikes.

"Lawful Good means doing evil to balance out karma" Me: No, no it isn't. Get out, you psycho!

@travisbishop782

Жыл бұрын

I would have kicked him out in my game.

I just feel awful for this Nurgle person. He clearly had problems and needed help, and all he got was "eew, eeeew, eeeeew, what a loser, eeeeeeeeew." He didn't actually seem to do anything, and yet OP felt it necessary to, thirty years later, write a disturbingly long post about how bad the guy smelled.... a post so exaggerated that I doubt its credibilty. I hope I never end up gaming with OP... they'd probably go "eeeew, eeew, eeeeew, look at the fatty" and then after a couple of decades write a post about how they once had to suffer through a game session with "Blobbetta" who was so fat she rolled everywhere.

Second dude really was trying to become a daemon prince of Nurgle.

I know it's the least of the issues with that last story but I am sick to death of people using "lawful good" as a weapon.

I usually listen to these on my lunch break, that was a mistake with the nurgle story.

Out of context that flirting with the Nos lady could be massively funny, but the rest of the player's action ruin it. The cleric's excuse sounds more like something I'd get from a neutral-stupid druid. I've heard the occasional half-wit assume that balance = attack everyone in a fight scene regardless of side or threat then expect all the survivors to be chill with them once the battle has died down.

The camera likes Nipsy. Which is only fair because I suspect he really likes that camera.

In a campaign that I'm in, there was a full blown argument between a co-gm and another player because the character the co-gm called "dibs" on looks 15 from the series she is from and it sparked an argument about pedophilia, to which the gm said that wouldn't be happening because that is messed up, but the co-gm is apparently from the Philippines and says that adulthood and consent is at the age of 15 there. I eventually got fed up with the other player because our gm said that pedophilia won't be allowed, the co-gm stopped talking about it but he just didn't want to let it go for whatever reason, like it was some vital life line, and I basically told him to shut up in the kindest way possible because I wanted to enjoy the campaign instead of having to discuss that. Pedophilia is gross, but when people want to drop a subject like that, it should be clear that you should too and move on because we are there to enjoy a make believe campaign, not do arguments about laws and such.

7:56 "I feel all sorts of scuzzy if I miss even one day of showering." Dude! Do *not* shower every single day! Your skin produces certain natural oils that keep it healthy, and recent science has shown that if you shower every single day, your skin isn't able to replenish enough of those oils to keep itself healthy. You shower every single day, you're gonna' give yourself a skin condition! Experts actually recommend every *other* day. This is still often enough that you stay nice and hygienic, while still allowing your skin enough time to recover from each shower, that it remains nice and healthy.

These cats are so cute, i wanna hug them.

Honestly i can't understand people who never takes a bath but neither those who take it daily (on a much lesser degree than the former i must clarify) Unless you smell bad everyday for whatever reasons you can change clothes and use deodorant or whatever for the odor, our bodies need a little amount of dirt so baths should be taken like every 2 days

The poopy coom man cometh... don't Google that.

I am hypersensitive to scents and get freaked out by my own BO if I don't shower enough. :-/

Ok big tip for new DMs… It is your world, you can make common npc’s into what ever you want. In the case of the player describing beating 2 prostitutes, he could have made him roll for attack and one or both turn into Rakshasas and absolutely murder him in the room… last thing he would see is one of the Rakshasas take his form before his character dies.

@foisopracurtir6389

Жыл бұрын

Or just kick the player out

@beardedwonder8333

Жыл бұрын

@@foisopracurtir6389 I’d rather humiliate them with an unbeatable scenario first and then kick them… It also vindicates it for the other players that he was planning to describe it to, as well it makes it known that not everything in this fantasy world is as it seems.

@foisopracurtir6389

Жыл бұрын

@@beardedwonder8333 Oh

The vampire stuff is tame, honestly. World of Darkness stuff is supposed to be disturbing and explore what losing your humanity is like. I've had players play serial killers who taxidermied a family for themselves out of their victims and had Giovanni characters who intentionally inflicted unbelievable amounts of emotional trauma on npcs in order to get them to commit suicide or to turn into a wraith when they died so that they could enslave their ghost. And that is just vampire. Try playing with Freak Legion or Pentex material. Also has anyone heard of HOL? Stands for Human Occupied Landfill.

@mineflameblade8788

Жыл бұрын

And you have the Tzimisce. My favorite clan.

@gravytruck

Жыл бұрын

@@mineflameblade8788 yeah. Using fleshcraft to steal babies from abortion clinics and implanting them in right-wing politicians and framing them for being pregnant with a kid that is not their spouses. Classic stuff.

Anyway this is why Slaanesh is the better chaos deity to follow

I appreciate you doggie thanks for your time.

That Nergal guy reminds me of my old roommate.

DOGE No one can save you now hahahaha 😈🐕

The equalizer on good/ evil thing would only work on a neutral character...

Happy I'm getting a late start today, and haven't washed yet, because after that first story, I need a shower - with bleach. Speaking of needing bleach - the last story - that guy needed a kick in the butt along with being kicked out of the party and game - luckily this is a lack of experience thing for the DM and hopefully they will learn on how to deal with problem players in the future. Oh yeah - it's Simba time! That face, it gets me happy every time. As to the two black cats at the end, they love each other, I love when housemates get along.

Aaaaaah. That was a satisfying meditation break.

Also-changing a character before a session is not worth a boot. Its not that serious. DMs deal with impromptu characters whenever a PC dies. Its not the end of the world if a player wants to change their character.

u have a great voice

The RPG freak show was a good one today. Sometimes, I wonder if there is something wrong with me. It is the stories involving disturbed, creepy, and disgusting players that I enjoy the most. Of course, I never want to encounter these people in person. Observing them from a safe distance is entertaining, but interacting with them is a different matter entirely, and I certainly feel bad for the innocent people who have the misfortune to get into games with these cretins. One type of person that I find truly perplexing is the stinky neckbeard. How can anyone stand to go through life with hygiene practices so terrible that other people are driven away? Do they become nose blind to their own stench? Do they enjoy being encased in a layer of grease, sweat, and poop? I suppose some teenagers go through a phase like this, but the vast majority grow out of it quickly.

@davidtherwhanger6795

Жыл бұрын

As a person who has at various times in my younger days been forced by circumstance (camping/ ruffing it for days on end, in the arctic with no hot water for over a month in winter, etc.) you never notice your own stench all that much. And quickly become nose blind to it altogether. And in those environments those around you soon become mostly nose blind too. Back in the Navy we would get submarine crews every now and them in port that would comment on how the fresh air smelled funny to them. That's because they had gone nose blind to the odors trapped in the sub with them for weeks and months. To the point where when they were no longer around those odors, their noses would give the signal to their brains that something was off. As for enjoying being encased in layers of muck. I doubt they think about it one way or the other. If done long enough your body just sees it as normal. And for hundreds of thousands of years it was. As I understand it bathing was started by religion. An act of purifying one self before entering into a holy place. And even until recently in some parts of the world, bathing is not a common thing. Look back at the old Bugs Bunny cartoons from even the 50's. They have references in them of only taking a bath on Saturday night. That is still a thing in some parts of Europe and the rest of the world. It only really caught on in Western Culture due to the saying "Cleanliness is next to Godliness." becoming popular. And that was only in the last couple hundred years.

First story: i have played several of those horn dog chsrecters, my favorite was my first that i bring back every now and then (half elf rouge thst grew up in a tavern). Nurgle: second time i have heard this story. This almost sounds like he had a developmental delay of some sort. However being on the spectrum myself and having been in special olympics, this is a poor excuse as i never noticed any adult telling us to deal with the the equivolebt of con funk. At this point. I wonder if he has a caretaker and if someone shouldbhave delt with this regularly at home. Goblin and flesh golem story: dosn't want SA yet does stuff to make anyone that survive SA get triggered? Also not Lawful Good.

Sanji got banned.

Yes Simba.

Hey, atleast it wasn't Khorn or Slaanesh

I dunno maybe I'm just an asshole I would argue with the psycho player and bump him down to lawful evil. Cause he paid for their services that is a lawful act but he did beat the tar out of them which is evil. I would also trigger a fight with a Bouncer NPC named "BIg Bubba" basically a fantasy biker as a surprise Boss fight(Extra XP though!). My group and I aren't a soft group we could handle alot of dark themes. However if he constantly have out brusts I'd probably kick him for that. Cause that's just rude in real life and not productive XD

❤

Showering daily not great for your natural oils and health but 3-4 times a week c'mon.

This is gonna sound controversial-but cutting ties over that in the first story seems excesive-especially over a game. Would you cut ties with someone for reading Game of Thrones given what Khal Drogo did to Danerys at a similar age to this character? Fiction is fiction. If it makes you feel uncomfortable-at least have a talk with the guy. I read WAY too many of these horror stories where people react with the moral outrage as if the players are actually committing the horrible acts that their characters are. Same goes for the third one.

Story 1: A player who hits on any girl NPCs, well as long as he doesn't start hitting on players, their characters or the DM I don't think it's too problema- WHOA WTF ARE YOU DOING!? You can't have sex with her! Creep Player: Why not? Because she's 13! Creep Player:So what? Age is just a number. Yes, you know what else is a number? 9 1 F-ing 1, betch! Story 2: I can't help but feel like Nergal is actually Oscar in another story, wouldn't be surprised if he accused the store owner of being discriminatory as well. Story 3: What an absolute oddball, "In order to be lawful good I need to do evil things to balance it out" That's not how you play lawful good.... It's how you play lawful neutral. Jokes aside it's obvious the only reason he's here is to play out his BDSM fantasies, which has it's place in certain campaigns it was NOT this one and he should've known better, that or he's trolling, either way he's a real basket case, that one.

@chariotboi5061

Жыл бұрын

You're not wrong about that second story considering the dudes Description and how in the Oscar story he had a reputation for being kicked out of places.

@seto_kaiba_

Жыл бұрын

You do realize you can't call 9-1-1 over a fictional pedo in an RP game right?

@TOPACE31

Жыл бұрын

@@seto_kaiba_ That's a good point... I'm gonna need to find the number for the local garrison of guards in-game for this.

@seto_kaiba_

Жыл бұрын

@@TOPACE31 Yeah do that. Roll for woodchipper damage!

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