Oh who are you kidding? That extra close up Simba was clearly an attempt at a mass Charm Person.

@SOGAUA

Жыл бұрын

Join the cult of Simba

@michaelcohen8259

Жыл бұрын

More like hypnosis, but he can't...uh...Yes, Master Simba, what...are...your...commands? :)

@vortega472

Жыл бұрын

It worked!

@riddlemaster668

Жыл бұрын

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@riddlemaster668

Жыл бұрын

(Hello I'm Riddlemaster66 join elder waffel)

As someone who plays and works on incredibly high production streamed games I can say from experience that wanting 100% unique art and assets is an insane thing to try to do on your own. We have like, 5 core artists and still do a bunch of commissioning and about 3 or 4 people all working on maps. It's the exact reason I decided that my first game as a gm was going to be the babiest thing imaginable with like, sketches, a few music tracks, and some scene setter images because I know going all out will overwhelm me and probably also mean I never run my game. It helps that the system I'm running puts an emphasis on minimal prep and mostly just reacting to what players do I can't really plan ahead with extravagant maps and stuff like that to begin with. Also to put all the pressure on yourself and your group when they have literally never posted a ttrpg before is just way too much.

@DnDDoge

Жыл бұрын

what is your stream? I'll have to check it out.

@Nikodraws149

Жыл бұрын

@@DnDDoge Oh man I thought I responded to this but I Guess I didn't! The Channel is Stabbyness We stream on twitch and post vods on KZread for easier viewing if you do end up checking it out, I'm one of the 5+ artists and occasional player. We do a lot of games in a homebrew System called Sentiment that one of our GMs made and we just started a Lancer Campaign last week! I'm planning to run a Campaign of Masks: The Next Generation after I get some practice in. We're going to be starting a horror campaign up soon too! We have a lot of fun! and there's a lot of variety in Game style and systems. You won't find a ton of more traditional TTRPG like D&D or Pathfinder though, as a disclaimer.

Extra kitty's was definitely needed this time. Holy mother if Cthulu that story was bad, poor kid

I love how Simba doesn't even look confused anymore when you record super close!

That little touch of narration at the ending made me smile. And boy did I need that after the other story.

OP in the Creep story did reveal what they heard happened years later. Basically, Creep got banned from the con after OP's mom went full Karen mode on the DM and the event organizer. The PathFinder Society was never seen again at that con.

@suggiethames9870

Жыл бұрын

Did he say how old the creepy guy was?

The Emergency Kitty Protocol was *very appreciated* Doge. Wow.

Ooooh, campaign idea. Start players, preferably murderhobos, as children of an orphanage and have a bunch of murderhobos torch their orphanage before they can!

@joshuawiener5003

Жыл бұрын

That sounds mean, but entertaining. However, do not do this.

I love that you have cats be breaks between stories. I especially love emergency kitty protocol

That first story is still confusing me. Like why is that guy saying a paladin can't be a druid? It comes out of no where

"Simp-le reason" okay, that was a good one.

As a sa surviver myself, if i heard that happened to my kid it would be hard not to do my inner paladin and suplex smite the creep in through the table.

Those glorystories are always a treat. I love fridays.

While the creep story was terrible, the "what the f- ...kity" moment made me laugh xD

re: creep story: I'm so glad OP felt comfortable telling their mom about what happened so there could be consequences. there's too many kids in shitty situations who wouldn't be able to or wouldn't be believed if so

The heist story was pretty funny. XD And then there is Alice, she was all like, cute face when she looked at the camera.

The kats of dogs need to be on merch. I think simba would be a wizard cause close up.

"9h hours each" - GM, surely you mean 3 x 3 hours per month? - Nope. - Ah..

Doge: Creep should be removed from the game and the convention. Me: Creep should be removed from life...

"If anything like that happens to you, make sure you go and tell someone." Also, make sure the person you tell is a concealed carrier if at all possible.

Ive been playing ttrpgs since 78 when TSR was THE rpg company. I absolutely LOVE listening to these tales of epic cringe. In that span of years, I'm positive I've been responsible for at least some cringeworthy moments; I learned, as a DM (at the time) that scotch and running a game DO NOT mix well, lol. My question is this; are you going to address the latest developments with WOTC's decision on half-races? I mean, my god, how many times can a company inflict damage on themselves before they reach 0 Hp with no hope of resurrection? Love your channel, Doge!

Creep Story. As a father of two, I KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Doge cats are like Shield of faith+Shield+mage Armor spell for emotional damage

BAD TOUCH! NEED KITTIES!

That ambition one hits close to home. I got a campaign idea and I got players but my life is way too hectic to get anything going. So we talk about it then drop it a few weeks and pick it back up. Hoping after my family drama is done I can sit back and get to work on it. Mine isn't a grand epic infact I told them I want it to feel like a road trip mixed with a saturday morning cartoon. So it's alot of cheese and weirdness.

The first story sounded like the DM wanted to make sorta like Octopath Traveler-style adventure.

I wonder if the silence spell would work on it. Then again everyone outside the area of effect would likely hear it.

@KyurekiHana

Жыл бұрын

And the wizard cast the Silence spell with the intent of silencing me, only to realize that I am omnipresent.

Liking and commenting because I want the algorithm to work its magic😁🤩

I might have to steal that magic item from the glory story. That would be something my gnome magic item creation guild, ACME, would create.

The moral of the story: Don’t invite Joe Biden, Kevin Spacey or Roman Polanski to your D&D game.

@KingZNIN

Жыл бұрын

You may have missed someone else but to be fair they're more into 13 year old girls with blond hair

Go go Gadget algorithm!

Whew, glad I have my own comfort kitty nearby to help recover from that Creep

First story is going to be nothing but lies with a name wolf dad

Holy shit is that a talking dog

Glory story!

Oh boy, a groomer!

Story about Creepy went from 3 to 5 to 9 to 99 on the creepiness scale *really freaking fast.*

what a cute doge

@dnddoge dose the wizard hat make you talk

I would have said you need a ride? Well we would but you failed your roll..an drove off

I would have quit over the paladin part, dm tells you to figure it out, refuses to explain, and vetoes characters for no reason.

There is not enought kittens in this video to get rid of the bad taste in my mouth after that creep.

Heyooo

I'm imagining Doge has a large button marked EKP for stories like that

Boop intro

Simp Story: 9 hours a session takes up your entire day, and what if the latest sessions time begins at 3 pm? I sure as hell would not stay til midnight. Creep Story: People like Creepy are not safe anywhere people, and to anyone, especially the kids out there, please say something, scream and run away or something, anything to get as far away as possible and please, please tell your parents. Your parents will not be mad at you and hypothetically, if they don't believe you, go to the police and at least make a record of it so that there is documentation on people like Creepy. When there's more documentation, it will lead that person to a long time behind bars. If people like creepy go to jail, they will most likely die in there or stay away from everyone to keep themselves safe. A majority of criminals actually care about the kids, the pedos don't.

Ah Simba, oh the little man. Creep Cringe story - YODA that guy needs jail - thank you for the Emergency Kitty Protocol. And of course a kitty palette cleanser is always welcomed.

Holy god indeed. :|

Bruh

I hope that not only was creep reported, I hope that his PP card gets revoked

Story 1: That excuse for rejecting an oath of the ancients paladin is pretty ridonkulous, it sounds like the DM should just write a book rather than run a campaign given how controlling he came off and the lack of agency the players were going to have. Having ambition is great but great googly moogly one needs to make a campaign where the players [DM too obvi] can have fun and collaborate together to make an entertaining and engaging campaign. Story 2: DMs like this bozo are a reason new players tend to be hesitant to try out TTRPGs, especially given he belittled OP and her husband, sounded gatekeepy AF, creeped on a married woman via staring at her boobs and like most shite DMs, gave them little to no player agency while being a condescending douchewaffle [no OP and husband did not roll their HP wrong]. Not to mention doubled down when OP and her hubs have mentioned multiple times they've played for years just not Adventurer's League. Neckbeards gonna neckbeard I suppose. Story 3: Oof, poor OP having to put up with that freaky pedobear I hope he'll be okay and that pervert rotting in jail somewhere or made it to jail and got an arse kicking [most inmates from what I'm told have zero tolerance for pedos and wifebeaters] Touching somebody like that is never okay, just no. Story 4: I love these glory stories, they're a breath of fresh air to clean away the stink of creepiness and controlling douchbaggery.

OP in story 1 does sound like a bit of a prude tbh but the DM does seem like a bit of a railroader and probably has a grand idea of a story and ending and unfortunately he kinda has to realize that that's not always how D&D works.

Sadly there's no such thing as a wholesome creep. :/

story one sounds like op was the real problem

Too many cats I'm gonna 🤢💥😵😼

Staring at your chest is not misogyny. Its creepy and inappropriate, but its not misogyny. Its like these kids dont know the meaning of their buzz words.

Is it a simp moment or is it enjoying a woman being sexually explicit? We'd need more instances to say if simping or sex talk

@BumbleDoom

Жыл бұрын

Is an apple an apple or is it a fruit? 😂

You didnt play the cat music on the simba close up, almost forgot the conditioning and failed to hit the like.

Sexual assault. Just say the phrase. Sexual. Assault.

@newbienoah9461

Жыл бұрын

Monetization my dude. Monetization

@WyntheRogue

Жыл бұрын

And risk getting dinged by the youtube algorithm/robot?

@Kepora1

Жыл бұрын

@@WyntheRogue fuck 'em. There's plenty of videos that talk about sensitive topics and don't get it.

@newbienoah9461

Жыл бұрын

@@Kepora1 Why take the risk?

@Kepora1

Жыл бұрын

@@newbienoah9461 because the risk is better than being cringe. Self censorship is turbocringe. If you're going to say something, *SAY IT.* You devalue and lessen the impact and severity by sugar coating with soft language.