I love Top Gear. Three middle-aged 8-year-olds with unlimited budget.

@niekh1407

10 жыл бұрын

BBC budget*

@niekh1407

10 жыл бұрын

Yush

@GoredonTheDestroyer

10 жыл бұрын

***** Depending on the challenge.

@paianis

8 жыл бұрын

+niek holweg They'll have Amazon budget now. :P

@chaytonruijsenaars3971

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Kielar if i could just go out and buy a tank/doser for me and a few of my friends and get to destroy a neighborhood . . XD . .ya just you try and say that will be boring i dare you!

Hammond: "it appears I'm a bit stuck" James: "hang on Hammond I'm coming!" *crashes into building*

@after_midnight9592

7 жыл бұрын

"Oh, dear"

@rudexbruiser2604

5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: "Basically you got a whole house on your head"

@TheSyedraiyan

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Cock

@Bammer2001

5 жыл бұрын

5:09 Hammond: That felt nasty. What happened there?

@tunyaponk2456

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Said : What Do You​ Going *Crashed Into The​ Building*

I wouldn't want to do the risk assessment for this episode

@StudioAREshorts

7 жыл бұрын

>Harpoon lands and carries a porta john away.

@ShadowStrikerz26

6 жыл бұрын

was a fairly simple process actually. it only had one tick box.. "are they going to do something that is by no means safe, with incorrect equipment, possibly causing damage to local area. yes or no?"

@alexisauld7781

5 жыл бұрын

"In case of emergency, our assembly point will be... Portugal. Yes. Portugal. Everywhere closer to the build site is within the hazard zone of Clarkson's Housebine Harvester..."

@Kni0002

5 жыл бұрын

nah nothing wrong with bricks flying all over the place in a densely populated neighbourhood with spectators watching not too far away.

@aridaigen9224

5 жыл бұрын

yes

00:30 - 00:32 : The moment Jeremy turned into an actual orangutan.

@ninjadin777

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@aidanjanemcintosh6919

5 жыл бұрын

he looks like a proper orangutan lol

@hanchen4721

5 жыл бұрын

@@aidanjanemcintosh6919 but with charisma

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

1:22 - 1:24 when richard became a mad hamster

@benis4958

4 жыл бұрын

@@MausOfTheHouse OMG I run into you again

I don't know why but 5:50 kills me XD "Oh, I've scratched me Tank"

@Metal_Auditor

8 жыл бұрын

+Shane Fell "You scratched my anchor!"

@louiesnowdonsvlogsandgamin3192

6 жыл бұрын

Shane Fell what about 5:30 "Walkies"

@jacklievsay5013

6 жыл бұрын

When I first watched this episode with my dad years back, we heard that line and laughed hysterically.

@x2crucify774

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Lievsay b

@collinstephens5229

4 жыл бұрын

I can never get enough of this show

That delayed door falling down with the explosives is so comedic and perfectly cut

@jamesgroccia644

Жыл бұрын

“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

Jeremy: "Walkies. Yeeesss... good Digger." *Digger scrapes loudly against Hammond's tank* Hammond: * Swears * Jeremy: "Bad Digger!"

@yoville73

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve scratched me tank

@Kronos0999

5 жыл бұрын

You watched the video too?

@rudexbruiser2604

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@engasal

5 жыл бұрын

'Walkies' was the best bit

@american_77w34

5 жыл бұрын

engasal that’s what my dad says when it’s time to walk the dog

"is that suit or his piles that's making him walk like that?" "You have only blown the bloody door off" 🤣

@lorddarlo6194

3 жыл бұрын

Simmilar line to the Italian Job

"I lost control completley now." Cut to his machine shredding up a car. I nearlly pissed myself laughing there.

@duxington_

9 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@joebennett1321

5 жыл бұрын

love how you use the word "machine"

@gintautassickus6390

4 жыл бұрын

3:15 "its got a mind of its own"

@_RandomPerson_

4 жыл бұрын

it's hungry

@austin9675

4 жыл бұрын

I hate it when I have a laughing seizure. Oh my good god.

Its beyond a joke that the BBC think they can still continue on TopGear without the boys. The new Top Gear is going to bomb very hard.

@mz_emmett9023

8 жыл бұрын

+FatWrecks it's going to basically be another "us topgear"

@elerimurray6170

8 жыл бұрын

This isn't top gear, this is stupid.

@elzach0

8 жыл бұрын

this very video?

@alexdunsdon9251

7 жыл бұрын

The bbc should've seen the views drop by now

@KK426LH

7 жыл бұрын

The views more than halved, but that doesn't mean that BBC can do anything about it.

May when he trapped hammond. Nailed it

@AristotelisMitsiou

9 жыл бұрын

He just wanted to help him

@IllusivePrime

9 жыл бұрын

***** If May wants to help, he shouldn't. lol

@AristotelisMitsiou

9 жыл бұрын

Illusive Prime Well, a Top Gear presenter helping another Top Gear presenter. What could possibly go wrong?

@IllusivePrime

9 жыл бұрын

***** Everything, I thought you would know that. lol

@AristotelisMitsiou

9 жыл бұрын

Illusive Prime Well, who doesn't?

"What have you done?!" "I've hit a water main." "Well you're an idiot." Wow, these guys are hilarious.

@awesomeexperience5854

7 жыл бұрын

Brenden Pischke you are so rood

@harrywilliams5753

6 жыл бұрын

Brenden Pischke I

@jacksaunders4968

6 жыл бұрын

welcome to england

@Bravo107GamingandTributes

6 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!

@pollyjackson-dzacchaeus1342

6 жыл бұрын

Brenden Pischke yeah it's sad they quite

1:24 someone is missing a finger.

@toyvan5946

5 жыл бұрын

mark durrant q

@KarimNiazi

5 жыл бұрын

frodo

@imnotcool.butmynameismyles9329

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder why

@centerpoint2844

4 жыл бұрын

No shit

@sebby324

4 жыл бұрын

From working there

2:30 "This isn't demolition, this is just stupid :s" haha

@csykes23

5 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite lines in all of Top Gear. Sums them up perfectly.

@collinstephens5229

4 жыл бұрын

@@csykes23 exactly

@filmandfirearms

4 жыл бұрын

Basically this entire bit

@chukwow5738

4 жыл бұрын

Stjuupid🤣🤣🤣

@thebiggeststarwarsfan6635

4 жыл бұрын

And at 3:34 he hits a water main: this isn’t demolition, this is just stupid! He should NOT have said that!

"This isn't demolition this is just stupid" A miraculous moment of clarity from Jeremy Clarkson, there.

6:40 Richard Hammond: You've only blown the *bloody door* off!!

"You've only blown the bloody door off" - Hammond 6:40

@rolandfrei3924

4 жыл бұрын

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...

@Bammer2001

4 жыл бұрын

6:40

@filmandfirearms

4 жыл бұрын

@@rolandfrei3924 Well, he did his job

@alessiogabrielnicolae5496

4 жыл бұрын

"You've only blown the bloody door off!" - Hammond 6:31

Come on Walkies yes good digger, Bad digger! Officialy lost my shit!

@mattwardpictures

9 жыл бұрын

Timmyboy505 Doesn't get much more quintessentially Top Gear than the shot of the digger's perilously empty seat as it eats a hatchback.

@Timmyboy505

9 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@solus_music

8 жыл бұрын

+Timmyboy505 LOL

“You’ve only blown the bloody door off!” Good reference to english classic “the italian job”

Tbh, James' plan at 3:01 was pretty good. If they did that to each house, then rammed the corners in, they could have won.

@Deadlock239

2 жыл бұрын

That's literally how my grand father used to do it.

@lyonvensa

Жыл бұрын

James: Draws an actually good and logical idea Also James: Proceeds to 'help' Hammond by crashing into the house and dropping the entire bloody roof on him

@MBSteinNL

7 ай бұрын

⁠@@lyonvensaIssue is Hammond’s vehicle had become the support of most of the house, something needed to give to relieve the pressure so Hammond could move again. What May did was one of the few choices left.

6:39 That line from Italian's Job is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

Just makes you really appreciate how tough even these little guys are. I was a Combat Engineer myself, I worked with equipment similar to this fairly often, and while I always knew that it could do some serious damage if we needed it to, it's not as if we just kind of bulldozed houses over with it. Hilarious to watch, all the better.

5:50 Hammond: “I’ve scratched my tank” Jeremy: *starts laughing*

5:36 “good n….” 😂😂😂 all I can imagine when they say digger 😂😂😂

"What have you done?!" 'I've hit a water main.' "Well, you're an idiot!"

RIP GoPro on Hammond's harpoon

@ghazghkullthraka9714

3 жыл бұрын

Who’s idea was that?

@np2155

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghazghkullthraka9714 why did you think you would get a response after 5 years?

@ghazghkullthraka9714

3 жыл бұрын

@@np2155 You tell me, you responded

@np2155

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghazghkullthraka9714 your comment, the one i replied to was only a week ago lad, so YOU tell me

@1RustyGee

3 жыл бұрын

@@np2155 It's been 8 months does anyone know the answer?

ahhahaha when the door fell i died

@dickraaijmakers6202

9 жыл бұрын

,kjy Djhj, Portugal 84,63, uyhhyuujkkilkggDy6y

@ethanschmid4104

6 жыл бұрын

Eagle Light FIRE IN THE HOOLLLEEEE!!!!! Hahaha lol XD!!!!!

1:22 LOL!! Hammond's reaction

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I too would be scared by... _that_

@mitchcash760

Жыл бұрын

The grinder wasn't even on.

I remember watching this, I was one of the many people that they tried to keep off camera, but everybody kept climbing over and on top of the houses. Being an avid watcher of Top Gear, my 12 year old self was understandably excited.

I just admire that Jeremy thought he could control that monstrosity with a remote control, even after saying his trademark deep-voice "Yes" twice. 1:10

"I've scratched my tank* said no tanker ever

I love their health and safety briefing 😂 “Don’t have an accident, do not have an accident. If you have an accident, remember, it WAS an accident”

"But it was hard to concetrate with the orangutan around" Lmao

0:10 You know I hear Princess Diana had one of these.

@patricijamakaj3530

7 жыл бұрын

it's like top secret, how did ya kno?

@TheGetawayGamer

7 жыл бұрын

Px Stylesx He knows too much...

@teorasduxas754

6 жыл бұрын

It's bad enough you copy a joke. It makes it worse that the joke you copied was a top gear joke, too.

@michealbithi1290

6 жыл бұрын

Its also bad enough that he didnt copy the joe word for word

@jonnnyren6245

4 жыл бұрын

Did she by any chance have a 1974 Reliant Scimitar, you know?

Charge your Galaxy Note 7 inside it for quicker results

@girlsdrinkfeck

5 жыл бұрын

that makes no sense

@np2155

5 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOOO

@user-fj7ig2jq6q

5 жыл бұрын

It’s because they are prone to exploding, that’s the joke.

@girlsdrinkfeck

5 жыл бұрын

what a retarded joke

@np2155

5 жыл бұрын

Mate relax I'm not trying to start any beef but chill man its a joke

1:19 Jeremy "Now, stand back a bit." Richard: *"Really!"* "Do ya think?!" "If *UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH!!!!"* 😂

4:18 That’s what the BBC said when they saw the trio doing their own version of the show on Amazon

James' method of tearing out the central support was essentially the same as the controlled demolition the pros use on buildings in cities. If it weren't being hammed up for the camera, that would have worked magnificently. Incidentally: this video always puts me in the mood to play Red Faction: Guerrilla. Where my methods of demolition are similar.

@Rohan-iq6zb

8 ай бұрын

I was thinking about red faction guerilla when watching this vid too lol

If they had gone with the battering ram idea from the beginning then they probably would have won (most likely).

@619WWEFAN

9 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean. But I'm guessing they didn't cause in case the house collapsed on top of the vehicles, it would have been too big of a problem.

@TheBrickGuy7939

9 жыл бұрын

619WWEFAN Well, they should have gone as far back as they could then gone full throttle at the houses.

@619WWEFAN

9 жыл бұрын

TheBrickGuy7939 both the space and the speed limit seemed low. They cannot use too much space to reduce public disturbance as much as possible, and safety too for them

@TheBrickGuy7939

9 жыл бұрын

619WWEFAN What I mean is it worked later on in the process. The reason Hammond got stuck was because he attempted a house that was already damaged then James crashed into it making the roof fall on Hammond's vehicle.

@TheAviationEnthusiast

8 жыл бұрын

+TheBrickGuy7939 Or they should have came in like a wrecking ball

did anyone else want to see Jeremy use his machines blades on the house? :P

The CET (or "Frog") was a great piece of kit if you were lucky enough (or mad enough) to want to crew/operate it. Over 5 years in all I was lucky enough to do so. Awesome times with great friends.

4:57 Jeremy's reaction to this entire bit made me die🤣🤣

Demolition looks SO much fun. I want a go!

@darkpapa21

6 жыл бұрын

James A Williams joking

@based8790

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@dragonie

6 жыл бұрын

*ok*

@uscgcollier

6 жыл бұрын

James A Williams k

@maxwellpants5158

6 жыл бұрын

I think that to

they are like kids playing gta.

@rudexbruiser2604

3 жыл бұрын

It's more like playing Minecraft

@bobmiah

3 жыл бұрын

fnaf boss 3000 ???

@NicolasChiribelo

3 жыл бұрын

@@rudexbruiser2604 nah, this is like Detonate. Google it, simple but amazing demolition game. And it's free

FIRE IN THE HOLE... *door falls over*

@SuperGamewarrior101

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'VE ONLY BLOWN THE BLOODY DOOR OFF!

It never gets old watching these three together, doing what they do best...

3:35 Richard: What have you done?! Jeremy: I hit a water main! Richard: Well, you're an idiot! XD!

2:20 imagine someone was in that porta loo when hammond dragged it over the roof lmao

@mrbenoit5018

5 жыл бұрын

LuckyLegionN7 *_AAAAAAARGH_*

2:24 had me laughing so hard. he harpooned a porta-potty and dragged it onto the roof.

@freddiemercuryfan2639

9 ай бұрын

imagine if somebody was in it though

I really want a tank now.

@JohnnyRocket72

7 жыл бұрын

Darth Sieberius I would use Jeremys orangutan

@lewistaylor2858

6 жыл бұрын

It's not even a tank

"Do you know how to?" "No, but how hard can it be?" Engine starts

With more experience, I would say that Jeremy himself would have been able to keep up with the pros. That digger was mean when it was doing its job.

@AristotelisMitsiou

9 жыл бұрын

But let's not forget, this is the orangutan to the rescue.

@6kshot

9 жыл бұрын

Mean dangerous and messy

@IschmarVI

4 жыл бұрын

that digger certainly clears up more than just mines

5:50 " I've scratched me tank" 😂😂😂

5:11 Jeremy Clarkson: James crashed into the corner of the house and now basically *you got a whole house on your head.* 🤣😆😅

@crimsonquill4255

4 жыл бұрын

"Why are there six pedals for only four directions?"

5:22 lol. All of those people are like "What the hell is going on?"

Honestly seeing them have huge smiles on their faces gives me a smile man, I miss this show so much.

Fire in the hole!!!!.*boom* you only blown the bloody door off....

@Jack-vp6wc

8 жыл бұрын

+Gaara thats what more explosives are for

@ethanschmid4104

6 жыл бұрын

RichRichGaming hahaha lol XD!!!

@miluberec

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aZOEupOchtjHhqQ.html

@Sonikku03

4 жыл бұрын

That scene is soo perfect🤣

@flextape2637

3 жыл бұрын

It was an Italian job reference

6:40 Hammond: you've only blown the bloody door off! Me: That's what I was about to say! Elijah Stevenson

@elijahstevenson2546

Ай бұрын

Hammond's right there, Mommy.

"Ah, I scratched me tank" ROFL! :D

@RJ_Owlby

7 жыл бұрын

Pip Master what does Rofl stand for?

5:33 walkies

this vid is full of ideas for a zombie apocalypse

@alien1813

6 жыл бұрын

Or revisit Argentina to run over stupid people who attack Top Gear crew....

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! *door falls down*

@Alex24241211

7 жыл бұрын

"You've only blown the BLOODY door off!"

@gunnerr8476

7 жыл бұрын

You only suppose to* Nice Italian Job reference mate

The timing on the bit with the explosives was just beautiful. I had to watch that many times because I couldn't stop chuckling at it.

6:30 Explosive Fail! 😂

Imagine if when hammond brought the harpoon back over a cat had been impaled

@fiber9m

8 жыл бұрын

that would've been funny

@fisherking7798

5 жыл бұрын

I think the portapotty was funnier

@ghazghkullthraka9714

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. Better yet, drags a truck straight through the wall

@vulpes7079

2 жыл бұрын

Impaled? It would have been destroyed

Jeremy:-Fire in the holeeeeeeeee!!!!- "Boom" "Only the doors falls".

@brendenpischke6060

10 жыл бұрын

"You've only blown the bloody door off" XD

6:27 bomb suit no gloves

@RusskiBlusski

6 жыл бұрын

EOD Suits doesnt have any gloves.

@mini2239

5 жыл бұрын

@@RusskiBlusski Why not? Seems like a pretty major oversight to me

@RusskiBlusski

5 жыл бұрын

@@mini2239 it doesnt have gloves since it will prevent the user from using tools efficently, and if a bomb goes off at that close range the user will die anyways, even with the suit.

@mini2239

5 жыл бұрын

@@RusskiBlusski Ah that makes sense, but why even have the suit?

@RusskiBlusski

5 жыл бұрын

@@mini2239 it can save the user on occation against saller explotions or against fragments at a distance (like how it was used in the video)

"I've scratched me tank" Man I wanna be able to say that someday.

I will never ever get tired of watching these three.

5:49 ..Hamster says.. "I have scratched me tank" then comes out like a boss! Great team and best TV show ever

@JetFalcon710

9 ай бұрын

5:49

That Italian job joke went over everyone's heads 🤣😅

Jeremy or James both had good ideas. James was able to take out most of one of the houses by thinking about how the house was built and pulling out the central support. If Jeremy had then used his mine clearer to finish the job they could have won.

BEST job in the world here

anyone notice the construction worker at 1:25 missing a finger?

@bendance8150

8 жыл бұрын

It was bent behind the joystick

@mikajones3018

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Dance hahaha

@Whackfear

8 жыл бұрын

look again ^^

5:08 Hammond sweating bullets. Although how many people can say they've had a house collapse on top of them.

3:18 Amogus

That was the most entertaining thing ive ever watched!!

they would have won if they just rammed it from the start, but this way is more entertaining :)

You should be scared when Jeremy says: "Yes" "Everything under complete control" "What's the worst that could happen?" "POWER!"

4:58 I wonder if he actually did it on purpose 🤔😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

*_1:23_**_ Scared af_*

2:39 I feel like if he kept it up, he actually would’ve knocked the house over, but it would make the construction people look bad

I'm so glad you have this part uploaded

1:03 A baby with the new toy

3:30 "I've hit a water main!" "Well you're an idiot!"

Hammond: 'He looks like a proper orangutan' Also Hammond: 1:22

@jude_the_apostle

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@SDA_Quandox

3 жыл бұрын

Hammond sounds was a Hamster

“How hard could it be” famous last words

I love how you can see people standing in their yards watching this happen when the camera pans up LOL imagine that conversation with your spouse. “Honey they’re demolishing the houses across the street today…. They’ve brought tanks….”

they brought bloody tanks to destroy a house lol.. what could be any better than that hahah

@MrOndrof

7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hermanto the Marauder :D

@nukachungka113

6 жыл бұрын

An actual excavator

4:51 im stuck stepBro!

“FIRE IN THE HOLE!” *Door falls.*

I DIED when Jeremey detonated he explosives and the door just like...slowly tipped over.

Must I say ? BEST JOB IN THE WORLD MUCH ?!

4:05 - I busted up laughing as Jeremy destroyed the purple car with the mine clearing vehicle.

lol, richard reminds me of 1969 italian job when the door blown

Too bad they couldn't get a Challenger tank....at 45 Tons or so, back it up to get a good run at it, maybe 35mph & drive straight thru the whole thing.....one end to the other!

@johnbonora4695

10 жыл бұрын

The Challenger 2 weighs over 62t.

@jestmoc2743

10 жыл бұрын

why not to put the maus which weight arround 190t.?

@willcoleman9691

9 жыл бұрын

There is only one Maus in the world and its in Russia... They should have used them as normal battering rams at the start.

@appelpower1

9 жыл бұрын

AddictiveBiscuit And it was prone to sinking into the ground or not moving. While we're at it, why not use the 1000 tonne Ratte? They started building it, so we should be able to finish one, right?

@joshbriggsDayZBeast

9 жыл бұрын

hey, find plans for the P.1000 Ratte, 1000 metric ton's

It blows my mind what equipment these guys can get their hands on

6:09 clarkson lookin sus

I always get a little dose of demolition every time I feel stressed out

James may is a legend!!!