Prove me wrong, but any man who walked into a place where you could Buy military vehicles would turn 10 years old almost immediately

@DeathByLego

4 жыл бұрын

No. You’re 100% correct

@rowanaboat4523

4 жыл бұрын

You are wrong. I would turn 8 years old ;-)

@GrummanAlbatross

4 жыл бұрын

@@rowanaboat4523 I admit defeat

@yesno.idontknow.587

4 жыл бұрын

As a 8 year old at a state fair I accidentally started a military hummer thinking it was the headlights or something for some reason

@grenademann4022

4 жыл бұрын

It’s hard to argue with his assessment.

“As you’d imagine mine is bigger than Hammond’s” “Unlike James, mine is white”

@snowy8926

3 жыл бұрын

Free Will Is A Myth they’re talking about their penises

@martuni1539

3 жыл бұрын

"It can take a house down . . . at least I'd like to imagine"

@rage_stormy4736

3 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@example2844

3 жыл бұрын

I get it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I will laugh until I die if it turns out that this was intended to be a double entendre

@zZalex35Zz

3 жыл бұрын

@@4lo275 dick

I love that Hammond can ride and drive and fly anything. Love this trio

@Tupeutla

3 жыл бұрын

helicopter pilot seats at the right place ( in all choppers )

@Tom44224

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tupeutla Maybe he wasn't in this case, but he does fly helicopters.

@justsomepandawithinternet

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tupeutla Richard has a licence

@michaelw2381

3 жыл бұрын

But can he drive and fly anything without crashing..

@thetrainsrock

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tupeutla whilst correct, he did have a stick. You can have dual controls, just tend to have the PIC in the right seat unlike fixed wing which is the left seat (typically, but not always of course)

“Princess Diana has one of these” -Jeremy Clarkson 2011

@OntarioAndrew

3 жыл бұрын

Princess Anne had one, you know

@greed3868

3 жыл бұрын

One of his greates jokes ever

@JonasPahlberg

3 жыл бұрын

Is there a reason why it's especially funny with her?

@jerrysu7040

3 жыл бұрын

@@JonasPahlberg Princess Diana advocated for the removal of mines in 3rd world countries. Imaging her actually owning one of these lol.

@goo_90

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerrysu7040 it would be better if Diana owned a mine just for the sake of blowing it up for fun lol

You know a joke is good when you can hear even the production crew laughing off camera...

@u.h.forum.

5 жыл бұрын

Where

@u.h.forum.

5 жыл бұрын

That’s

@planetrob555

5 жыл бұрын

Shill.

@_ABDUL-RAHIM.

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I heard it too 😂

@masterchief5833

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt get the joke

"it's for saving people lives; princess Diana had one of these" 😂

@ashrithjadra2026

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that reference.

@ivorharden

7 жыл бұрын

+Ashrith Jadra she done a lot of charity work for children in 3rd world countries. I think she was an ambassador for unicef. She didnt want use of mines. she believed in world peace etc

@ashrithjadra2026

7 жыл бұрын

mrj33v3s I see, thanks for explaining.

@1958plymouth440V8

7 жыл бұрын

Not just that, she campaigned specifically against landmines and advocated their removal. She visited Angola towards the end of their civil war and walked through a minefield in support of mine-clearance workers.

@ivorharden

7 жыл бұрын

+Tedrick Leong I didn't know that she sadly died when I was 1

“Hammond's found a Landrover” **facepalms** “Hammond's found the helicopters” **facepalms**

@isaacramsay7889

3 жыл бұрын

i DIED

@maxwellpants5158

3 жыл бұрын

oh no oh my god Jeremy Clarkson -2011

@nickaschenbecker9882

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacramsay7889 I'm kinda shocked Hamster didn't die. 😂😂😂

@JamaicanCastle

3 жыл бұрын

The episode is great but tbh, I'd gladly watch an hour of Hammond nerding out over helicopters instead. :D

@capfig4471

3 жыл бұрын

Hammond finds the Russian flying tank Faceplams intensifies

At 4:11 James may and Hammond are like kids in a toy store and Jeremy is their dad who doesn’t want to buy them anything 😂

@sonicrail5253

2 жыл бұрын

"hammond's found the helicopters, there's my life over with"

@2fks625

2 жыл бұрын

thats how my dad is when my lil brother finds the toy section

@mateogutierrez4472

2 жыл бұрын

What i would say is: let the kids have fun in the toy shop😁

@kayagorzan

2 жыл бұрын

Goodbye wallet and life savings

@knuckles1206

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremey (no fun) clarkson

when they took a small chip of plaster off I lost it

@MyNameIsKhan25

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@drifter-z2966

5 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@veldkampmotorsports2k205

4 жыл бұрын

Hey. It’s scripted to make it funny.

@DeathracerXD

4 жыл бұрын

Veldkamp Motorsports. dont ruin it for us blibering idiots sir

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

Veldkamp Motorsports. we want funnies and dont ruin it!!1!q!q!! :((( /s

Jeremy-"Didn't James blunt have one of these?" James-"I thought he had a guitar"

@mantaholy6845

5 жыл бұрын

That is just brilliant

@ries3554

5 жыл бұрын

Wadayatalkinabeet

@JoshuaPitts

4 жыл бұрын

@@ries3554 James Blunt was captain in a tank regiment

@sharktastica

4 жыл бұрын

You fuckin' druggo

@TheSuspectOnFoot

3 жыл бұрын

Never had I guessed that in a million years

Jeremy at 4:00: "Not really what we're looking for" Jeremy at 6:41: **Gets a Landmine clearance machine for knocking houses down**

@stevehuebler3670

2 жыл бұрын

Saw the Armtrac machine today sitting at the bottom of a yard

@AceOfBlackjack

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevehuebler3670 oh no

Throughout watching old top gear I've only now realised how vast a skill set Hammond possesses

@olotocolo

3 жыл бұрын

They all have vast skills and combined can drive nearly all types of vehicles. Jeremy has oat licence, May has plane licence and Hammond has helicopter licence. I only do not know if any of them can drive a submarine

@hazzif2403

3 жыл бұрын

@@olotocolo I agree. When it comes to a submarine I wouldn't be surprised if Jeremy can 😅 he loves idea of sneaky warfare 😂

@welkingunther5417

2 жыл бұрын

@@olotocolo Don't forget that Hammond apparently has the skill of surviving everything.

@fulcrum2951

2 жыл бұрын

@@olotocolo oat license?

@milotherocket

2 жыл бұрын

Boat license

'as you'd imagine, mine is bigger than hammond' - hahahahahaha

@naumanjaved5927

8 жыл бұрын

+Rishav Sharma "Unlike James's, mine is white..."

@18morganjay

8 жыл бұрын

"Princess Diana had one of these"

@rishavsharma5637

8 жыл бұрын

^'you know'

@bill5514

8 жыл бұрын

"OH HAMMOND!" "This is a 1977 gazelle western helicopter"

@FuzzGridExpress

7 жыл бұрын

Yesss acdc

When your employer lets you buy a fucking tank for "work related issues", then you know your job rocks! :))

@thomasinns6971

4 жыл бұрын

It would be hard to explain on the corporate tax returns. "You've put WHAT as a business expense Mr Clarkson?"

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasinns6971 Well, it _is_ the BBC, so it's probably more like "okay, tank rentals for a day, that's pretty normal, I wonder what historical - wait, _Top Gear?"_

7:55 tmw even the camera and sound crew can't help but burst out laughing XD

@flooderik

2 жыл бұрын

I am from 2021.

7:53 best bit. So funny even the camera crew couldn't resist laughing!

I love that even the crew started to laugh at the Dianna joke.

@lifecinematography

8 жыл бұрын

what did he mean ? can u explain me pls

@IshmetKhan

8 жыл бұрын

+Uthpala Bandara Lady Diana was a widely known anti-landmine advocate. She spoke against the use of these weapons, visited land mine victims and made rounds to giving moral support to personnel clearing mine fields of former armed conflict zones during her time. That much I know. Clarkson deemed it fair game to crack a little joke about her association with the movement. Nice one JC.

@shinji_27

4 жыл бұрын

@@IshmetKhan okay 🤔

@F-Fun

Жыл бұрын

@@lifecinematography It's just a joke, they were just playing

@rkanava7245

9 ай бұрын

​@@F-FunYeah but for a non-british person who wasn't old enough when Diana lived, the joke is hard to understand without explanation

"20,000 pounds! so either this, or a Ford Focus"

@hybridAbsol

6 жыл бұрын

You can also get a Focus ST too but may as well run it over with the tank

@shadimostafa6365

6 жыл бұрын

I rarher choose a ford focus tank

@shadimostafa6365

6 жыл бұрын

Rather*

@shadimostafa6365

6 жыл бұрын

Its a breed of a that tank that 20,000£ and the ford focus so it will cost 40,000£

@spartanforce7

5 жыл бұрын

I drive a Focus, thing is built like a damn tank.

As an albanian, seeing clarkson with an albanian shirt makes my day everytime hahaha

@gertrudekaren9927

3 жыл бұрын

He said Albanian houses are shit mate, I’m Albanian too btw 😂😂

@matijajelinic9575

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky bastard 🇦🇱

@bornaj.461

3 жыл бұрын

@@matijajelinic9575 Takodjer imadoh istu pomisao xD

@matijajelinic9575

3 жыл бұрын

@@bornaj.461 ti mene slijedeći? lmao

@tonysmith3701

3 жыл бұрын

but he's a peach😋

5:43 It still cracks me up at seeing Clarkson's reaction and Hammond giggling. Alos, I found out not long ago that Hammond actually has a helicopter's license . . . pretty self-explanatory since he's controlling one but, I still found the info neat.

@officialkirbyfan6899

Жыл бұрын

@Pexf "hahahaha..."

For everyone who are saying where is part 2 its called" Demolition Men - Top Gear - BBC"

@Nortonmascota

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@tulindahiya7309

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr Me (9f03) welcome

@acedpaw99

6 жыл бұрын

thanks :)

@serkieron4848

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you good sir!

@Engineer9736

6 жыл бұрын

Here you go kzread.info/dash/bejne/dp2rlLKMY6mrpaQ.html

How to demolish an American house: get an axe.

@SalveMonesvol

9 жыл бұрын

Slovak Gamer A match is much quicker.

@GummyBoar

9 жыл бұрын

Or a plane.

@jaystewart691

9 жыл бұрын

SalveMonesvol A tornado is much more likely.

@prozackph7418

9 жыл бұрын

GummyBoar He said American HOUSE, not Skyscraper.

@newem1nem

9 жыл бұрын

Jacob Geissinger He also said AN American house. Keyword "an". Not 2.

3:33 "This or a Ford Focus." -Jeremy Clarkson

@Maverick-kk2qb

3 жыл бұрын

Of course the fucking tank

@thefrunze.198

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maverick-kk2qb bradley is not a tank btw

@Maverick-kk2qb

3 жыл бұрын

@@thefrunze.198 correct, but that technically isnt a bradley either because I dont see no TOW launcher

@thefrunze.198

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maverick-kk2qb oh

@largain

3 жыл бұрын

Its a stormer spaa

I crewed a CET with true friends, I commanded a CET with true friends, and I instructed courses on the CET to Sappers I had just met. I had 3 of them [affectionately known as "Frogs"] under my command for almost 3 years and loved very minute. They are temperamental, noisy and prone to failure - but an absolute blast and certainly a way to get yourself noticed when on public roads. Great times which remain a highlight of my life.

That oooh at 6:59 killed me

I love how the camera crew laughed when Jeremy made the Princess Diana joke

„Oh no he‘s found a Landrover...“ „Oh no he’s found the helicopters...“ Like going to a toy store with a child 😂

I love how in this episode, Richard and James are the ones distracted while Jeremy is the one trying to nail some sense into them. Usually, James would be the one nailing sense into Jeremy and Richard.

I can actually imagine the pre episode explanation by Jeremy in this ‘Tonight I use a remote control. James draws a diagram and Richard flies a helicopter

@Ob1tuber

3 жыл бұрын

I want to know which episode this is

@Res-5000

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ob1tuber I know I'm a tad late but the clip is from series 17 episode 5

Jeremy sees the helicopters Jeremy: yeah there's nothing else to look at here Richard sees the helicopters Jeremy: that's it my life is over

@SwitchFlipMan

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we know, we all watched the same video.

@Digitalstar3

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks I have audition problems

The ending to this episode was so funny. Jeremy prolonging the episode by talking about how awesome his mine clearing machine was and then asking "what are they gonna do? Cut us o-" had me laughing when I was young xD

7:53 "princess diana had one of these" lmao i died..... Just like her

@jonathanjoestar__

3 жыл бұрын

yeah that car accident was so surprising....

Jezza's teeth are on a whole new level.

@jacobt1027

6 жыл бұрын

groovANDsoot I want to die.

@MASTERJJ1995

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacobt1027 Your name is Jezza?

@jacobt1027

5 жыл бұрын

JJGAMESTER I changed my name.

@MASTERJJ1995

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacobt1027 Oh nevermind, I thought you were referencing the "Town of Jezza" Top Gear episode where Jeremy meets that guy and says "My name is Jezza". lol

@ginch8300

2 жыл бұрын

Those are marvelous by British standards.

If I was rich, I'll def buy some of those military equip.

@aserta

8 жыл бұрын

+-T-X-M- The Land Rover for sure, i'd probably get the amphibious version, it's a bit warmer inside.

@floydkeimiii303

8 жыл бұрын

They're about the same price a a normal car tbh

@vexzarkov7791

8 жыл бұрын

+zeron82411 better yet start a PMC then get more then you put out

@finlandball1939

6 жыл бұрын

Ron N. I’d buy the marader military vehicle it is road legal!

@Aehzur

6 жыл бұрын

Road legal tank!

This whole scene was basically like when you get a school project and you have to do all the work 3:37

0:23 JC: "YEAH!!! YOU ARE HISTORY!!!" JM:"OI! Not yet"

"Princess Dianna had one of the these" LOL!

"Princess Diana had one of these" XD

@nzwotb2525

6 жыл бұрын

Is that a reference to her mangled car crash

@wuraolaolagunju

6 жыл бұрын

NZ WOTB I think its a reference to the fact that she advocated for the removal of mines in Angola

@David-ud9ju

6 жыл бұрын

It's literally not a reference to anything.... Jeremy just thought that pretending that Diana had one would make it look better.

@MaineLandReviews

5 жыл бұрын

NZ WOTB it’s just a joke first of all but it fits because she did a lot of charity work in third world countries and advocated for peace. Lol

military engineers working to perfect a mine clearing TANK James May: its like a mechanical cat

4:29 "with both of my colleagues otherwise engaged, i went off on my own" sums up me basically

Wait. Hammond knows how to fly a helicopter?

@bringsonfligson5803

7 жыл бұрын

Thomas Wepfer He was wondering how Hammond knew how to fly one, not how popular the show is, or how much money they make from it

@JamesDymond

7 жыл бұрын

Dominick J Don't you know that TROLL

@jahanthegenie1261

7 жыл бұрын

Dominick J No, there was a staff member there who was flying it for him. Besides a helicopters control side is the right seat. Not the left where Hammond was.

@raf9640

7 жыл бұрын

Actually Hammond has a helicopter licence. James has light aircraft licence and jeremy has a boat licence

@kyemonahan3977

7 жыл бұрын

Very. Vuv otc

Looks like Jeremy doesn't need to worry about the other two knocking his house down.

@hybridAbsol

3 жыл бұрын

They blew it up straight away

“Unlike James’ mine is white” 😂😂😂

Time flies really fast, i still remember this episode was first on air and i watch like a children see a cartoon movies. Still feels like yesterday thou. Hope they were last forever.

hahahahahahaha...Princess Diana, that was dark

@saltyrupert

9 жыл бұрын

How was it dark? She was involved in charity mine clearance work, the suggestion is that she used one.

I love how James could only chip away a small corner of the house. XD

the way the film crew laugh at Jeremy's joke is gold

When you are a parent and take your kids to the mall 4:17

They can pretty much take whatever super expensive vehicle they want and have fun with it. This reminds me of a show that had a price I LOVED as a small kid, where those who won got 1 min to run in a toys'r'us store and grab what they want and keep it for free.

May: Why is it white? JC: United Nations May: Ahhh.

6:30 As you would imagine mine is bigger than hammond s 😂😂

"As you can imagine, mine is much bigger than Hammonds" 😂

i actually wanted to hear james explain the stuff :(

The Diana quip is one of my favourite Top Gear moments. It must have been a completely off the cuff remark, judging by the sound of the crew lauging. Keep up the good work.

The way Jeremy said: 'Richard, that's not really what we're looking for' is very much like my housemaster at school.

That mine clearing vehicle is legitimately superb at destroying buildings... It just turns them into projectiles

"As you would imagine, mine is much bigger than Hammond's" LOL

@christinepat9784

10 жыл бұрын

what the hell

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

"Unlike James', mine is white."

4:35 is that a M7 Priest ? thats a WW2 Field artillery....

@getyourpawsoffmeturd

10 жыл бұрын

Yes it is

@AleLGB

10 жыл бұрын

I think that's a Sexton II (british M7).

@Flowxing

10 жыл бұрын

✯✯✯ Ale LGB ✯✯✯ I doubt that, it has the American star on it ...

@AleLGB

10 жыл бұрын

Flowxing Even the Polish Army have the star...

@alphaex3621

9 жыл бұрын

it is a M7 Priest ...... well spotted

5:40 I'm not sure you could drive it through a building....... *OH* *HAMMOND!*

The way Jeremy just walks off after the mine clearing joke knowing full well he just dropped the greatest line to ever grace top gear

Subtle jokes for sale ... Get your subtle jokes here ... James May - (6:30) As you would imagine, mine is much bigger than Hammond's ... Jeremy Clarkson - (6:42) Unlike James' mine is white ...

@mrbenoit5018

5 жыл бұрын

urvishhd I don’t get what Jeremy says

@grand-dadmiral

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrbenoit5018 Jeremy is making dick jokes.

@Bartman954

4 жыл бұрын

Just realised James has got a cold sore blister on his lower lip in that scene.

@Someblokefrom91

4 жыл бұрын

Richard earlier: “But if all else fails, it ways 15 tonnes. So I could just use this as a sort of battering ram”...

@samanthamartin5086

4 жыл бұрын

urvishhd LOVE IT!

wheres part 2

@MegaGamerTech-Aaron-Laudat

9 жыл бұрын

***** Hi TopGear!

@adityabhaneogi1502

8 жыл бұрын

+Minivan Lover which season and which episold is bthis clip from?

@nicky8944

8 жыл бұрын

+Minivan Lover dumbass oh course he is look at his profile pick

@leoja4578

8 жыл бұрын

+fnafandnascarfan08100 Also the fact he only has 39 subscribers.

@nicky8944

8 жыл бұрын

Leo Tapp ok thanks

Hammond was like a kid in a candy store when looking at the military vehicles

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I too would be that way if I was surrounded by military aircraft and other really neat things

3:50 oh he found a land rover😂

3:55 LOL!

I like how Clarkson was getting into something rather useless for the demolition at 3:43

How to REALLY demolish a house *bomb has been planted*

@TheChellowBowman

3 жыл бұрын

It only blew the door off

I love whenever they’re in a third world country doing a pointless task in the most inefficient way, there’s always a group of locals staring in absolute bewilderment

@nightmaregamer7682

2 жыл бұрын

A third world country albania?

@isaacsrandomvideos667

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@bno6156

2 жыл бұрын

@@nightmaregamer7682 pretty much

@JamaicanCastle

2 жыл бұрын

I may be misremembering my history but isn't Albania technically a second world country?

@Klassyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamaicanCastle developing country:)

the teeth of the guy at 7:47 is epicly scarier than what he's doing ROFLMAO

@ferasalhati8713

8 жыл бұрын

Absolutely disgusting lol

@ferasalhati8713

8 жыл бұрын

+KReZy IIEZ CG maybe brush his teeth? Lol

@damorar

8 жыл бұрын

+Feras Al Hati and stop smoking

@krishnayashas8360

8 жыл бұрын

agreed

@UnmercifulDuck

8 жыл бұрын

thanks for saying it

Buy the Harrier and pull a GTA where you aim it towards that house flying downwards at 500 mph and bail with a parachute leaving the plane to crash into and demolish the building.

@lett0019

9 жыл бұрын

DO NOT come round here talking about GTA V. GTA is a game, Top Gear is a British factual show. You can't compare them.

@DjRjSolarStar

9 жыл бұрын

It's a joke man, come on.

@boringperson-zb8vy

9 жыл бұрын

DjRjSolarStar i think he was joking too. Top Gear and GTA are similar with their satire and antics (even though one of them doesn't actually aim to rob banks and kill all the time)

@matthewbrown9947

9 жыл бұрын

***** And the others ones top gear :P

@TayTheNeonNeko

9 жыл бұрын

***** I remember Top Gear robbing a bank once. And they killed a fat man.

"As you would imagine, mine is bigger than Hammond's" DAMNIT JAMES 😂

"As you can imagine, mine is bigger than Hammond's" lmao

So did Hammond and May comeback to buy the 1. Gazelle 2. Willis Jeep And 3. A Land Rover?

@deutschlanddieschone8449

5 жыл бұрын

d0p_m1n3 *Willys

@mrbenoit5018

5 жыл бұрын

Deutschland die Schöne really?

1:29 lmaooo

1:40 OMG I CANT 😂

Richard be like: I won't buy the Gazelle. Richard seconds later: I just bought a Gazelle.

These were the days😢

@zaephou2843

7 жыл бұрын

Not long until the grand tour!

@murwsa

7 жыл бұрын

Zaephou The video was made in 3 Dec 2012

"As you would imagine, mine is much bigger than hammond's" "Unlike James's, mine is white" Laughed my ass off...!!!

1:05 This little maneuver is gonnna cost us 51 years.

"Princess Diana had one of these"

5:12 is it just me or that looks like "Sarge" from "Cars"?

Who thinks that the army vehicle at 4:45 needs to be added to GTA 5 Online?

"yeaaahhh you are history!" "oi! not yet!"

I love the chaotic energy of Hammond suddenly being in a Heli

The house in Albania is much harder to destroy than those they did in Britain.

@gijswolfs8915

9 жыл бұрын

Go sing, Lorde

@ehodzic155

9 жыл бұрын

Gijs Wolfs ya ya ya i am lorde...... but seriously. brick walls are much easier to destroy than steel reinforced 'frames'

@kevinyang5926

9 жыл бұрын

Because everything was built in bunker format...

@Nikolla55

9 жыл бұрын

***** The albanian houses are antitanks and antibomb , they are like housebunkers .

@haxhiajfatos277

9 жыл бұрын

The beatifull albania

at 6:42, thatsvthe tractor that chased lightning mcqueen but it was red

Watching this 9 years later, still as entertaining as EVER!!!

4:11 When your shopping with your mom and you notice her friend is there before she does.

6:07 "Next time use heavy vehicle like main battle tanks that can go through a house in seconds!"

"Oh Hammond!!" - "Hahaha" xDD

These 3 r the definition of a trio

THIS is the Top Gear I love!!! MUCH better than the new one!!!

So I can by a tank where?

@thomashambly3718

6 жыл бұрын

nathan dempsey look up "army disposal yards"

@imperialsecuritybureau6037

5 жыл бұрын

You can find ex-military vehicles for sale online in a search and a few clicks. It’s amazing how ubiquitous they are.

30,000 pounds for a tank? I know what im saving up for

Possibly the best example of crew cracking-up, ever! The Lady Di bit. 😎

0:35 I love the look on that elderly woman's face!

OH HAMMOND!! (A freaking helichopper)

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

_[Excited and mildly evil laugh]_

I love how they kept their dead Toyota on display. 2:15

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Are we sure it's dead, though?

2:41 You can see people in the background smiling as soon as May said that :D

"...Power steering, automatic gearbox, selectable four wheel drive, grenade launcher..." Boy, that escalated quickly.