"I'd eat that thing raw for a snickers bar" YOURE NOT YOU WHEN YOURE HUNGRY

"The lap dances are to die for." Would have been better.

@atlas.from.portal2

8 ай бұрын

the DJ said it at the perfect time

bruhhh the DJ one 💀

The thumbnail tho

@AllExistenceItself

Жыл бұрын

Dude be like: "And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically or any other fancy way, I am h rny, straight up."

@TheSpartanL106

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ryder_406when we said express urself loud and proud....we didn't mean that

@DefinitelyNotEmma

Жыл бұрын

Twitter is full of pedos, just like reddit

@grimgreycastle5141

Жыл бұрын

@@Ryder_406 FBI: Say that again but into this mike

@ashercd6487

Жыл бұрын

​@@grimgreycastle5141 that again but into this mic

18:18 boys in my school did something similar once. Using the huge paper, kind used for posters, they made a paper plane and actually PLAYED F*CKING CATCH WITH IT. But when it's edge glided by my neck, touching it, I gracefully collapsed like a slain titan.

@george-stefanleoca1319

Жыл бұрын

Did it hit ur nape? xD

@lujodrimovkvisin7843

Жыл бұрын

@@george-stefanleoca1319 it didn't, but only by a bit. Right side of my neck was "sliced" in the glide tho.

21:48 we also have a tree in the city I live in that has a memorial with it and you can't legally cut it down💀 I don't even remember what the memorial was abt

4:13 I wouldn't lie. I feel bad but also laughed my ass on this one.

Ah redit, a place of utter beauty.

@AceDaLoaf

Жыл бұрын

Yo, TheGrimGobler? Can you roast the shit out of me(I’m a furry)?

@Eltar_

Жыл бұрын

Greetings, Brother

@AceDaLoaf

Жыл бұрын

@@Eltar_ ah, finally more people to give me threats! do your worst!

@Meme0Lord0Jeff

Жыл бұрын

It Reddit you illiterate chad (fellow anti-furry)

@justsomewendigowithinterne7062

Жыл бұрын

​@@AceDaLoaf yo mama so fat when she the has the me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

why is lgbt at 1:08 censored lol ah yes, our newest swear GAY

Lighter catch is fun, you light the lighter until the metal part is hot and play catch with it. It's better if you light it before throwing it each time.

0:19 why did I think it was gonna say they were strip cops

7:50 that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

16:45 Are we just going to ignore the fact that this heathen is putting ketchup on waffles?

3:47 I need the context behind this

enough internet for today

17:06 I'm amazed by the knowledge that many men have little to no gag reflex. There is a very hotly debated theory that men were pleasuring each other while being hunter/gatherers for protein and a form of release. These men were normally hunting for weeks at a time, so the idea wasn't insane. This wasn't for procreation or love, but a simple biological function and a way to keep all the men together. Cumraderie, if you will. The men would not commit this act on the way home after a successful hunt, however, for the best chance to impregnate the women. Since it seems that all men, from the masculine to the feminine ones and all in between, have the same ratio of gag reflex, it would seem that fellatio was rather inclusive. In short, men could have been glugging before we had writing. You're welcum.

@YaBoy17

5 ай бұрын

"Cumraderie". Never thought I'd see that used in a sentence.

@ghostflames1501

5 ай бұрын

@@YaBoy17 Now to find a way to get it in the dictionary...

(20:13) This is why I hate the internet, sometimes.

10:00 somehow, as a non native English speaker i read and understood this as: they're helping her get/have one🤣

Why did you censor the badge at 16:25? I'm pretty sure there wasn't a Swastika on the badge.

Me after the judge describes the weaopn I spent hours crafting with the upmost planning and finest materials an "improvised explosive" 9:25

(15:51) Yes, officer, this post, right here.

(22:10) Seriously, ladies, they may take away your right to have an abortion, but they will never take away your right to get roaring drunk and hurl yourself down a flight of stairs. Keep fighting.

so cursed

0:02 i see way less then thirteen because of the quality

not even 24 hours and already over 300 likes

8:36 because they are hidden now

The first one 💀💀💀💀💀

Only on Reddit

I thought I'd be a real man and pull out plug with my teeth, when I did she must've clichéd or let loose cause I got hit with blood. I kept on eating and chewed on a few clots. This did not phase me as I was pretty drunk, by the next day I wake up feeling like hammered dog poop and peed and saw my privates looked like a night with Lorana Bobbit, checked and all was still there, go to sink to get the hydrogen peroxide and a wash cloth, cleaned up and looked in mirror. I had blood all in my beard and pieces of ??? idk. Think dingle berries with meat and blood. Another time went down on a gal and the smell I thought I could get over but immediately went to bathroom, washed with lysol and made excuse that I had food poisoning. Idk it wasn't dirty or yeasty, I drank alot then so I was used to the yeast, but that was fowl. Very fowl. Men always give her the ginger test. If Alls well do urr best, if it's bad think of a good excuse. Your welcome.

1:08 I don’t get it

Turns out sun rule is real

1:05 it stands for lost-father

12:25 no no no no no wait wait wait

One of the very few

At 16:40 we ain't even gonna talk about why he putting ketchup on a waffle?? 🧇🐙

bro why you censoring lgbt? real life doesnt have censors for people holding hands

1:09 help me I'm dumb

@charliedi134

Жыл бұрын

it's loss

This went South fast....

17:15 May I ask why LGBTQ is censored?

Why they gotta censor lgbtq

bro did you seriously censor lgbt?????

yes

Why tf was the g l in lgbt censored, better question: why is your pp skin a different color

why was lgbt censored

@mcormier3934

Жыл бұрын

According to KZread, LGBT is inappropriate Why, I don't know

19:25 fake

Squige

i came

Second

@ultimatecultchaos

Жыл бұрын

No.

@yourl0calcrazyp3rson83

Жыл бұрын

You’re 2nd

@FiredAnimatez

Жыл бұрын

Oh........................,,,

19:35 hmm so how "young" ws the sister,a dn can we know where that place is? Asking for a friend