How do parents punish blind kids They rearrange the furniture.😈

@ElementEarth100

Жыл бұрын

they go to jump on the couch and you hear a loud thud then crack

@Baenstelker

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

I named my collectors kritskrieg “kritskrieg bop” and in the description I put the lyrics of Blitzkrieg bop but they are tf2 related like "demo is spamming stickies" or "we will cap, I don't know but I am fully charge and ready to push"

@Namerco

Жыл бұрын

cool shit duude

@natanprzybylko7227

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure my medigun was like Shaquille oheal and crossbow was like long range band aid

@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307

Жыл бұрын

00:10 But not the rate of murder when the USA nuke Japanese civilians!

21:04 "wait, you too? I knew we had more in common"

yeah, i legit thought them little brown pups were fried chicken until it said something about that in that computer animated voice and i had to take a double take on that to see it differently

5:02 make sure you keep a close eye on her because one day when she’s older she will laugh out of nowhere you won’t know why by that time it will be the memorie of you in that position and the lie you told that resurfaced it will happen like taking a moment to understand a joke.

3:50 lil broken themur

So a kid taking candy from a stranger is bad, but eating baked goods from a stranger is okay? No wonder everything is going so badly.

0:38 Imagine censoring the word finger. And still people claim that we live in democracy.

0:01 for different reasons I presume

6:03 *deep sigh* I had a hippo squishmellow I swear to Christ if anyone makes a Hungry Hungry Hippos joke...

So nobody is saying how shaggy a character that is lazy, smokes weed all the time, cowered, stupid (maybe due to being high) is being black washed? You don't need to be intelligent to see why this is a bad idea. If it was anybody then I chose Daphne to be black

@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190

Жыл бұрын

All of them can be black lol Fred is the entitled black dude, shaggy is the ghetto hippie who smokes week and acts like they have no sense, Daphne is the Kim K. Of the scooby doo universe, velma is the fat asian girl who fks all of them and scooby is a stray dog from the hood. Honestly, it's sad that its racist for white people to wear black face and act like a black person and can't say anything or have opinions about situations regarding minorities but black people can black wash animated and live action movies, can bash a white person for any reason, can collect way more benefits from the government and are now a majority of all management teams at most corporations all over the US and are also allowed to turn away a white person from a job because of bias and its allowed. There's a difference between black people and ghetto people. Thank rap culture and the reigniting of racism as if its widely a problem.

I don't see how anyone can go their entire lives without ever getting cuffed. Everyone in my family has gone to jail at least once. Me, mom, dad, sister, both grandfathers, both grandmothers, all my aunts and uncles and cousins. Literally everyone. Lol.

@gr4n737

Жыл бұрын

dude literally no one in my immediate family has been cuffed I think there's something wrong with yours

@MintheFur

Жыл бұрын

uhm no that's not normal lmao

@zhemedick

Жыл бұрын

I'm an atheist but thank God I wasn't born in the US

@zhanucong4614

Жыл бұрын

@@gr4n737 not even my grandparents had this happen to htem,i guess brain damage runs in family

One Star is great band.

Lil' Therapy.

3:02 Pet Sematery

2:52 I would be Lil fentanyl overdose 🫤 it was almost four years ago at this point.

Spidercop sounds cool. Both he and She Hulk could work together for justice and the law.

The one with the thing to your left you have to insert it’s gonna hurt it’s a coffee table

5:45 crap they must have mAde the donut shop their station

Lil Swol Eye 🤣

5:56 a whole ass table. ow.

lil testicular tortion

Poor dog

Lil’ Hyperkalemia

Feels honoured to be this early

@RandomGuylguess

Жыл бұрын

7th bro

6:51 ouch My most common amount of sneezes in a row is 5 or 6 rarely 1 (super rarely) and my record is 13

19:12 You simply contact your bank and these companies that you supposedly owe money to and tell them that you are a minor and not able to legally enter into a contract so any contract you agreed to and any debt that you have with them is null and void.

the first comment sounds believable

I think the the presidential gladiator fight shouldn’t be as they were when they were at their prime, but rather as they were when they took office. Because of this I definitely have to go with Teddy Roosevelt. The dude was 110% badass. Had a boxing ring set up in the White House. Probably the most physically fit president in US history.

Ho ho ho and the sack comes with a toy!

6:02 a wholeass tv

6:03 well fuck I have a entire large couch to my left

Police deserve love. Thank you all for your service.

14:22 Out of curiosity and a sick sense of humour, I looked for Isaac Newton Rule 34. There isn't any! The internet is starting its's decline into mediocrity

7:09 villagers making a baby be like

2:57 Lil- tore my face apart

@whatamistudio2557

Жыл бұрын

Lil hamster up my ass

1:30 this person know what they are talking about.

What is a crime that will never happen again if you commit it: My answer: Genocide. For the cause. Gonna save so many lives

Buck Cake! Make some with some friends!

3:47 mutated fungus

5:54 The little box to my left is my "happy fun time box".. The first thing I saw inside it: That's actually where it's supposed to go.....😏

@nitinpandit628

Жыл бұрын

The thing to my left is a stainless steel plate 😐😐😬😢💀

@REDFRLegend

Жыл бұрын

*looks to my left* *my shower staring back at me*

4:22, i would be 5 ft now

3:00 lil covid vaccine

@gr4n737

Жыл бұрын

If you went to the hospital from a covid vaccine, then you should just quit now it's your immune systems time to go

@restartedjordan7002

Жыл бұрын

@@gr4n737 i went to a hosital

@gr4n737

Жыл бұрын

@@restartedjordan7002 I got mine at a pizza parlor

3:52 fries

31:49 relatable!

It's an old flash drive, so it shouldn't be a problem. I found out, in the Marine Corps, that I don't like things shoved up my ass. The Navy wanted to check me for colo-rectal cancer... At least, I hope that's what it was for. It may have been a case of the proctologist saying, "Let's see what this Marine will swallow," so to speak.

6:01 the only thing to my left is the wall

@Cammi_Rosalie

Жыл бұрын

OUCH!

Is everyone going to ignore the drugs the woman in the first thing?

Ew Kids on the Block. Vanilla Ic. Pubic Enemy. House of Pan (Pansexuals love their music). Michel Jackson. Wang Hung. MC Hamme.

3:50 pussy isn't a very good name for a dog

3:04 Barbie

Jast faund

Why they do BTS like that

20:00 🤨

BTW I'm lil infected toe

8:03 Well, most of them would just lie there, because they're dead. Of the rest, it's a tough call between Clinton and Obama. I'm going with Obama.

@arealconservative8712

Жыл бұрын

Idk... Trump is 6’3” and over 200 pounds. He’d be pretty intimidating in the ring. Just saying.

6:04 yea, I'm not shoving a car seat up my arse.

@DARKANDGRIDDY1984

Жыл бұрын

Not with that attitude!

@andro1419

Жыл бұрын

@Peter Charlton no NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

01:39 Narrator: "There's only one kind of Doctor who can fix this situation." Me (an intellectual): "Yeah, Dr Kevorkian."

@connordunning1634

Жыл бұрын

Nice but my f-ed up brain raises you dr mengele

Bro how am l this early?

@RandomGuylguess

Жыл бұрын

8th bro

BTSd

ello

21:05 give her a list

First

First pin this or I will STANDING HERE I TEALIZE you

@RandomGuylguess

Жыл бұрын

third bro

Humm pretty bad editing on this one

First

@gdplayrr

Жыл бұрын

Yeah right

@RandomGuylguess

Жыл бұрын

second bro