"You don't want to sell me spells." *I don't want to sell you spells.* "You want to go home and rethink your life." *I want to go home and rethink my life.*

@JoeMama-xk2uq

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes the negotiator

@andrewjones9547

2 жыл бұрын

harry potter and the jedi mind tricks

@jeff5981

Жыл бұрын

"Move Along."

@ThePorgmaster

Жыл бұрын

@Joseph Oh What do you mean? At least three people already did.

What is Harry doing there? And why is Hermione having that facial expression? Did the cameraman came in the wrong time?

@inmydarkesthour2278

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a real photo?? So they are on drugs lol

@the_biggest_chungus7508

2 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏

@jayveeaganon7401

2 жыл бұрын

It's there different characters in other movies?

@the_biggest_chungus7508

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayveeaganon7401 "give me your thick long Wand Harry"

@Kaligo1471

2 жыл бұрын

He did come in the perfect hour

The second meme is accurate *my ELA teacher explains how some serial killers like today and a bit after the internet was a thing, killers will have the necessity to kill people for attention* *so naming them THEE worst name for a killer possible will instantly make them go: “wow I was thinking of killing people for a living, guess not”*

title: uncensored actual video: censored again great job youtube moderating this shit

@Kaligo1471

2 жыл бұрын

The thumbnail is censored by the video time showing

@Omgtheresnoaliasthatisnttaken

Жыл бұрын

KZread doesn't moderate. The words were cencored by the youtuber

@originaluseername

Жыл бұрын

greattattatatatat hahaha

“lil bike trouble” *mmm good name i will make good* *WRAPS*

31:22 I think the dude actually makes a pretty fair point. Either you finish your flight and walk away completely unharmed, or something goes wrong and you have to have a closed casket funeral. A seatbelt won’t save you from 9/11 💀

@somesortofeditor

Жыл бұрын

*visible confusion about name*

2:35 ...yes, we can 8:20 for every type of man in this list, there's a female counterpart: - the horny psychopath (often powerbottom, doesn't make love, but uses you to masturbate) - the drama queen, that quickly gets bored when she is in a functional relationship - the "strong, independent woman", who is only strong and independent while demonstrating to everyone else how strong and independent she is - the girl who was popular in high school and doesn't understand why mobbing someone else into suicide is a crime - the harmful stereotype feminist who blames men for all her own shortcomings, see also the Karen - the barbie doll who thinks that the amount of time spent on makeup directly correlates to your social standing So maybe the reason why you can't find a decent man is because they just don't wanna be with you

Love is the instructions for the summer.

8:37 As a sociopathic gym bro, I don't appreciate being told that I need emotional labour to be done for me. I'm capable of carrying emotional burdens just fine, thanks.

The fact that he posted this 2 hours ago and it’s June 2nd

Why is this in my recommendation?

@eliezermachin3623

2 жыл бұрын

Because YOU like memes

@lilweedsmokee

2 жыл бұрын

You were chosen by meme god

@XG417

2 жыл бұрын

It is your calling

"Small peepee killer" isn't a bad name ngl.

@Neverhim

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a very good name why don’t serial killers want the name, people wont fear them

@dickjames8446

Жыл бұрын

Job description: kills people with small peepee

The first one is extremely hilarious, could you imagine the actors for Harry, Ron and Hermione if they had a identical twin for each of them and their identical twins played their other characters and then watch a battle between wizards and meth users 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You got me with the first one good job Harry Potter and the crystals of moth

9:25 not only are your bones wet, but as long as they are inside of you, they are also alive

3:10. I thought I had won the day with "L'il T-Bone Collision." I was wrong. (No need to worry, I am completely fine.)

@zvkes1540

2 жыл бұрын

"Lil Got a frontal crash with a truck on a bike"

@katehaworth7689

2 жыл бұрын

"Lil Seizure"

@skyanite1741

Жыл бұрын

"Lil constipation"

@ZieSpiralOut

Жыл бұрын

Lil pregnant

@endlesssupernovacaine4377

Жыл бұрын

@@katehaworth7689 'Try the all new Lil Seizure's Deep Deep Dish Pizza!" (Joking asides, I hope you're all good.)

31:05 love is a very big city and a great city and a place to enjoy the weather with Joe birds

@alextheegg6653

Жыл бұрын

Love is a good thing to do that is not a good thing to do

@realnamebutitisnt.6610

Жыл бұрын

@@alextheegg6653 Love is the first of its possible one and the only way to use it is to use it to use it to save money on your own pocket 2.30am so that you will have to pay the full amount of your credit score in your lifetime

3:12 “lil ulcers”? No thanks, I like being able to eat my usually spicy diet.

Love is a great kid to have

Kirby gonna have a bad back sooner than he thinks

Love is a gilded valkire of the stars and the world.

I swear man, some of the weirdest stuff gets censored, such as asexual.

Looks like I'm eatin' gingey from Shrek.

7:17 If he was half German and half Russian, and got an american girlfriend, he could reignite WW2 with a single kid.

love is a great experience with your family in your life as you can see.

20:25 This...someone can. Someone will, make art of this. I can already envision it; if not an adult then god forbid the child. I can feel God's tears, and hear his weeping.

3:16 lil demetia

Well gotta run

Love is a AR15 with the last one

for my brother (this was like 10 years ago) it would be: lil ball stomping

29:13 my username is a Simpsons reference but the word SMRT actually means dead in Czech. So I am now that dead guy

7:11: Kirby can now make fart sounds with his mouth, arms, armpits and neck.

7:36 wait a minute, that's my meme i post on r/cursecomment

5:40 If this weren't satire, what would it result in?

Love is a nut of the Caribbean

So I was walkin my dog to get to the moon and then my dad's toaster kicked my goldfish, I was just tryna get a job and this never happened oh my lord so then I fixed a vase and my mirror broke, that's when water came alive and I told the table to sit down cuz I wanted to make eggs so I cracked some children

@yeetmaster3598

2 жыл бұрын

Damn bro same thing happened to me. My grandmas toucan licked my snail then I tried to fix my door but broke my bed. Horrible breakfast

1:41 Literally the HARD way.

im a virgin because he is a little child. *what?*

25:01 also upper case head and lower case face. there's so much extra space all around his face

PSSST, hey kid... wanna buy some memes?

Lil concusion

I'm a Virgin because doping is a serious thing.

At 6:07 I would say,”Edit:I’m not sorry”, if you are going down, do it with your Richard out

My rapper name is “Lil Birth”

Add lil to the last time you were in the hospital Me lil car crash

3:14 lil appendicitis

2:21 *gold*

31:08 love is a bit of a problem.

The cheeseburger one was from a dutch profile!

3:14 lil laryngitis

I'm a virgin because I don't want to be a coconut

10:53 jokes on you my mom cant say no

2:40 dam that got me

@2:34 Damn you got me...busted

3:16 lil kidney stone

Heisenberg in Harry Potter?

Love is all your life and your family

27:47 i immediately thought of tony stark being held captive by the ten rings

9:16 you are what you eat 😂

8:44 i guess i'm not in the dating pool.

22:56 Man's the default character

3:10 I’m lil heart tear lol

0:11 Me: No no- he's got a point-

My rapper name is “lil accessory navicular bone” XDDDD

19:57 sleep walking pikachu, angry pepa pig and a guy whit Sun sword and demon sister

3:12 lil Covid

15:53. Dude already blew Marge Simpson’s back out.

Lil dad's open heart surgery.

bro why did the TTS stutter here? 6:49

3:14 lil Adnoids

1:42 ah yes. Reverse furries.

9:03 now remove "having" and move the a infront of "fucking" I'm calling child services

2:16 as a mexican that’s an insult

1:21 she woke up and chose suicide.

Lil' grampy died

8:58 please help I randomly started spitting because a m stroke

2:25 Even climate change has a silver lining. ~Lil UTI

@roringusanda2837

2 жыл бұрын

Lil... urinary tract infection?! 👀

@teardropteam

2 жыл бұрын

Lil i-had-to-do-therapy

1:59- Why do sexual voyeurs think that every weird and/or disgusting sex act is for the "sophisticated", like it is a superior quality???

3:15 do oral surgery centers count, in that case, I'm lil wisdom teeth

I am a virgin because I am a virgin.

14:00 playing genshin while watching this thanks

3:14 Lil baby doll bottle stuck on tongue.

They all dont know theres a cursed comment below me...

I would have preferred 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoned'.

LMAO meth jokes for the win

2:36 I actually did it......hahahahahaha XD

31:05 Love is a joke lol I don’t think so

3:15 lil' HPV-vaccine

2:41 Not me, and its for a reason im not gonna say :)

WTF What's the name of the mush?

I’m a virgin because of my dad lol

6:32 I saw this comment

31:05 Love is the person who loves you and your family a very happy new year

3:15 Lil Horrible canker sores that were so bad I couldn't even drink water without crying because of the pain so I had to have an IV drip in my hand Edit: Spelling

10:04 am I dumb???(probably) I don't get it😢

3:15 lil lip surgery

Yes Siiiir

7:11 now kirby is a huge kingdom hearts fan, but otherwise gives absolutely no fucks

Love is a great way to get your hands off the ball 31:05 Lil Visit I'm a virgin because it's the same as my comparator and I am not a supporter of the people die

Love is all over there for a few minutes or you will find that it has never happened again before and if the army had done that it could not like it was to go back in a few minutes before it too was going out you should get the first of all things in life for a couple to make the best possible for a child who wants it was not just called a new school 💗 💖

@patricksmith6018

Жыл бұрын

What shit post did I just do