At my high school(in the 90's) the student body president and a track and field star athlete went on a 2 year armed robbery spree. Robbed several places more than once. Same school, we had a 40 year old posing as a student. He had finger waves and a camaro.

@demetriajones3231

10 ай бұрын

Ain't no way that happened 😭😭😭

This is so new, no one has watched it till the end yet.

@cinderelenn

10 ай бұрын

How could they, the video has 26 minutes and til that minute it had only passed 22 minutes

0:55 top ten moments before disaster

6:06 as someone who recently got back into Ninjago this one has me ROLLING

"There's Grandma, hanging by a rope, in the kitchen; we showed her our Roy Rodgers Lasso, yesterday, didn't we?" Peter Sellers.

Star Sex, Ep. 4: A New Grope. You've colonized the galaxy, have hippie-space-wizards with laser swords, and sentient robots, but you still manage to kiss your own sister.

0:23 LMAO

Walk into Walmart and get three items, that, by themselves, wouldn't cause comment, but when purchased together, give the cashier a great story. My favorite: A case of golf balls, a slingshot, and a tub of heavy mayonnaise.

Lil' colonoscopy. Well, there was nothing lil' about it. I was squeaky clean, though. Last December I underwent an upper GI endoscopy; I've had chronic heartburn since birth and hiatal hernia. That was clean, too. Back in the mid 90's I served aboard Camp Lejeune, in NC, where the Corps lied about dumping toxic chemicals; lots of people got sick and the DOD wouldn't admit it. I'm clean. Side note: Two hours before the colonoscopy I weighed myself, both empty and naked; I was down to about 180-185 pounds. The last time I weighed that I was in the Corps, in 1998.

We had a Mohel down the street from us. He practiced the rite brit milah, the "covenant of circumcision". He saved the foreskins. After fifty years, he took his collection to a craftsman and told him to make something. When he came back the man handed him a leather, trifold wallet. The Mohel exclaimed, "This is all I get for that?" The craftsman said, "Give it rub; it turns into a duffel bag."

not even the coke guy should have to go through that

There was a lady, who got busted for practicing medicine without a license. She'd cruise the Jewish neighborhoods, looking for newborn sons and would do free circumcisions. She wouldn't take any money, just kept the tips.

3:22 Fuck this world genders became quantum yet my computers still binary.

I thought the first one was bad then I realised it

I was in a bad mood, not anymore (1st)

@goodquestion1209

10 ай бұрын

Buddy you're not first and even if you are no body gives a damn

@demetriajones3231

10 ай бұрын

Who asked

@AltaInkling

10 ай бұрын

This person here, fish respond them please

@AltaInkling

10 ай бұрын

🐟

Don't steal drugs

very good one 🙂

16:03 this isn't even cursed anymore this is just facts

Someone wore a tall ass fur hat

5:53 Gardevoir, Lopunny, Pikachu Libre, Eevee/(Eeveelutions), Sprigatito Who's next?

What is your favorite deep sea animal? Mine is Bigfin Squid. Answers below.

@roringusanda2837

10 ай бұрын

Dumbo Octopus 🐙💨

@dartyellowimamugger1942

10 ай бұрын

Siphonofore

@nkhuhathong3991

9 ай бұрын

I don’t have one.

Hey i know shadow cringelord! Damn imma tell him this

Uhhhhhhh, I don’t know what to say.

I am a bit of a continent 👍

For those who are unaware, 13:27 is a one piece reference. The musician of the straw hat pirates Brook, is a walking, talking skeleton with an Afro who laughs with a signature style, his being “Yohohohohoho”, and he, as a gentleman, routinely asks if he could see women’s panties

@mokou2526

9 ай бұрын

Dude what

@vexile1239

5 ай бұрын

The feck

0:28 nahhhhh

Naw very first one is diabolical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am just trying this 😂 I am just not able 💀 I am just not working 🙄

@simbastudios0911

10 ай бұрын

I am just 🗣🔥🗣🔥💯💯❗️❗️

06:55 her moms natural ones which she made on her own

Fetus deletus

why is everyone saying first

I am not looking to do anything but the only one problem 👏🤨⁉️

I am so annoyed I kicked the 💀 I am not sure if can caterpillar 🗿 I am extremely sleep tired of this🥓

9:04 i guess a gay analog horror character -.-

Everyone is saying first lol

@demetriajones3231

10 ай бұрын

Because the people who watch this are mentally inept

Random comment here but I just wanna say that God loves you all very much and he will never give up on you tell as many people about him! (Not forcing any religion)

I am so sorry 😐 you are a tiny bit better and I don't have a good ❤😂🎉

I am i die herren I am so vielen I am in berlin

Friest

@hi_m

10 ай бұрын

First

@WT_Brix

10 ай бұрын

Nobody cares

@Blueanimeboy3169

10 ай бұрын

​@@WT_Brixı care

I'm not sure if these 😁 I am a new job I don't 💅 I am not a bad thing to 🗣️

@demetriajones3231

10 ай бұрын

What

No firsts

@hi_m

10 ай бұрын

I’m first

@M22-locust01

10 ай бұрын

​@@hi_mI didn't say I'm first goofy 🤣🤣

So many repeats from previous videos. Downvoted.

First, good memes.

@M22-locust01

10 ай бұрын

Nope

fifty FIRST

🐙💨 totally first

Boo first🎉🎉🎉🎉

@hi_m

10 ай бұрын

I’m first