Never good when an Englishman says: “I feel like an explorer now”

@yana5284

4 жыл бұрын

You're right, it's marvelous B)

@currier207

4 жыл бұрын

Look up the key and peele “local customs” sketch and you’ll see and agree...

@kermittheotherfrog2208

4 жыл бұрын

welcome to the British empire

@VictoriaPatricia

4 жыл бұрын

*Zulu singing in the distance*

@jm6289

4 жыл бұрын

Of course it is not good, it is holy, it is perfect.

7:40 Hammond and Clarkson simultaneously " but it didn't" 7:42 Hammond and May simultaneously " onwards"

@iamkroot6098

3 жыл бұрын

Further proof all three of them share the same brain cell

@danielokwoma9263

3 жыл бұрын

Vjfkb

@medilyesoudhini7411

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamkroot6098 exactly 😂

@PBreezyify

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes that is what a script is for

@md.asaduzzaman9586

2 жыл бұрын

wow

7:39 a representation of how Hammond is the link between the other two as he is like both of them put into one person

@karthikmt6015

3 жыл бұрын

An underrated observation.

@thedoctor4949

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@NixieRainHarper

3 жыл бұрын

Well spotted

@_MD_D

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect natural chemistry

@notapplicable4567

3 жыл бұрын

He said what they said both times

7:23 Perfect description of what happened to TopGear after these 3 left

@MICROKNIGHT3000

2 жыл бұрын

why did they left

@usmanzahid1729

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy got fired after he had an argument with one of the crew members so James and Richard quit after their friend was sacked.

@aravindanallur6233

Жыл бұрын

@@usmanzahid1729 one of the producers actually

"That man's got your chair" "Enjoy it" 😂😂😂

@dilan789

6 жыл бұрын

shut up immideatly

@americannotamericant1773

6 жыл бұрын

XZ888ZX he will take it home to feed his kids it.

@rawnuhld

6 жыл бұрын

American Not American't ... :/

@americannotamericant1773

6 жыл бұрын

Ronald Mata it’s not in bad taste, people say much worse things

@garyzhang5099

6 жыл бұрын

Then that man also got a car Enjoy it lol

Clarkson: James please stay at the back James May: stop being an old woman

@arunprackashr

6 жыл бұрын

what a witty dirty line lmao

@regularbloke2117

4 жыл бұрын

How the turntables

@samtunks8833

4 жыл бұрын

James of all people

@alexcrawford5350

4 жыл бұрын

“NOOOO, I’m not showing off, but I AAAAAAM.”

@henryhudd1316

4 жыл бұрын

Soofa Diyab 😂

The chemistry between these guys were unmatched these are the best top gear presenters ever.

Dear BBC of 2020: THIS IS WHAT ENTERTAINMENT LOOKS LIKE!

@chris_in_hd

3 ай бұрын

2024 ..still applies

I miss the old Top Gear so much

@ryandoc3071

8 жыл бұрын

same

@donramax4409

7 жыл бұрын

literally every single Top a gear fan older then 15 miss the old top gear, but no worries, if the producers ever see this then they know what they have to do.

@beyondbeyond1965

7 жыл бұрын

+Justin Heidstra Everyone no matter what age hates (or should hate) Chris Evans and the new top gear.

@olurantiolomu223

7 жыл бұрын

Kenney 303 carsyoubnewn

@dragondriver541

6 жыл бұрын

It will be missed but not forgotten

"I've been shouted at so much....I need a zesty drink" hahahaha

@barendborrelworst3850

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, yeah, the way he say such things...

@jesujgaming9801

5 жыл бұрын

Carmelo Oliveri he said zesto

@silentblackhole

5 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it, by 5 years!

@ChiefAlday

5 жыл бұрын

Never been shouted at.....never

@gandurk

4 жыл бұрын

The way he unscrews the cap at near supersonic speed too

3:39 richard: "that was tied on" Jeremy: "yeah i took the rope off..."

@MegaHello202

2 жыл бұрын

“I can go on the other side as it turns out” 😂

@JK-cj3qe

2 жыл бұрын

Best trio ever

4:00 That means there is someone in the heart of Africa with a leopard print chair that belonged to Richard Hammond on a Top Gear special. That most fans would happily spend up to 20 quid for.

@bathcitytv5859

4 жыл бұрын

Are u good. A top gear fan would pay 100s for that

"But it *didn't!*" That is smug.

@RWoody1995

8 жыл бұрын

+TraustiGeir Absolutely gloriously smug! :D

@TraustiGeir

8 жыл бұрын

megaspeed2v2 Clarkson's smug is probably trademarked.

@RWoody1995

8 жыл бұрын

TraustiGeir sounds legit

@freddiehaymes6385

8 жыл бұрын

+TraustiGeir it could of

@CWINDOWSsystem32

8 жыл бұрын

+Freddie Haymes *could have.

Why am I so entertained by this one video? Seriously, I've watched this exact video about 9 times over the past year.

@robertsivonjic5080

9 жыл бұрын

***** Same here haha

@chazzieaitken

9 жыл бұрын

Only nine?

@mohsinislam3850

8 жыл бұрын

G

@christianlewis7055

8 жыл бұрын

***** No need for that.

@SparksX18

8 жыл бұрын

+Christian Lewis Simple question. It's a Top Gear video.

7:17 Jeremy's reaction goes well with the car slipping

That ending where Jezza & Hammond speak together, & then Hammond & James speak together is pure magic.

Lost it at 5:11 "Should I come back?" "Yeah a bit" "wahata" "Stop making squeeky noises" 😂😂😂😂

@user-dn7yk5bw1n

8 жыл бұрын

سكس

@yammmit

4 жыл бұрын

معاني القرني no

"good catch" "throw wasn't brilliant" lmfaoo even little lines like that crack me up haha i love british humor loll

@DoctorYoda2

7 жыл бұрын

ArminHammer I've never understood the "Hahaha I love (Insert country name here) humor"

@CWINDOWSsystem32

6 жыл бұрын

Docter Yoda It's not something that's with all countries. British humor is a specific brand of humor that is dry and witty.

@KaladinVegapunk

5 жыл бұрын

Docter Yoda well Brits have a very specific type of dry humor, witty, sarcastic, very identifiable after being so well established with python But in general, sure, I'm sure Canada or Finland have their own type but isn't as widely known or easily labeled. Japan with their puns have their own type of humor too You may not understand it but it doesn't mean each country's culture and style doesn't lead to the their own brand of humor

@Srim3359

5 жыл бұрын

Completely lost it there too 😂

@bastadtroll8922

3 жыл бұрын

it wasnt humour it was him shifting the blame and rightly so.

Yep: 1:13 Yes: 1:16 Yeeeeees: 1:46 Yeees: 1:58 Yeeas: 2:00 Yeees: 2:08 Oh yes: 2:11 Oh yes: 2:12 Yees: 5:58 OH YES: 6:07 OH YES: 6:08

@yourdarknessawaits3895

4 жыл бұрын

Ohh yes

@hanz2652

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeees mate

@Terozad

4 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES, oh my god...

@still.asleep

4 жыл бұрын

2:11 and 6:07 sound exactly the same

@abdihassan7208

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

Greatest “Yesss” ever 2:01

its Mr steal yo chair

@akimtroksa5359

6 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie will be mad...

@layton5088

6 жыл бұрын

John Crewsmen what why bring him in to this he is terrible and he has fake subs

@akimtroksa5359

6 жыл бұрын

LAYTON 508 and u have fake friends

@crazymannxl

5 жыл бұрын

LAYTON 508 someone didn't get the joke

@jiki776

5 жыл бұрын

jokes on you, I don't have friends

"I need a zesty drink" - Jeremy Clarkson (2012)

@hooley44

8 жыл бұрын

That got me as well! Now if any of the new Top Gear lot had said that, it just wouldn't be funny, but when Jeremy says it....

@jamiealban6880

7 жыл бұрын

Goodd

@hooley44

7 жыл бұрын

Rasin Abdulwahid Why have I got to die?

@prostreetfairladyz8402

7 жыл бұрын

+adrian mark cuz the tone

@llllllllllama

5 жыл бұрын

Someone care to explain?

It was so nice to see them once not fighting, but working with each other with joy. This emitted so much bro energy.

Is it wrong that I instantly assumed the ‘hungry audience’ was going to be the local village population

@Izandaia

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@CryosisOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

No.

@mysticdn2595

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@ElementofKindness

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a pole now?

@joshuamacher4159

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"Yeees yes... yes," -Jeremy Clarkson

@Elon_Space_x

6 жыл бұрын

Hugrit

@VramanNoodles

3 жыл бұрын

One of his more consistent quotes

@alicem1961

3 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

Isn't it amazing when some unscripted thing happens, like the fourth car sinking? You could tell that was unplanned.

@Chino56751

5 жыл бұрын

Most of it is unplanned

@iakinose

5 жыл бұрын

The show wouldn't be near as absolutely hilarious as it was without all the scripted parts.

@adamstringer7092

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, “unscripted”

@stiimuli

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I'm not buying for a second that part was unplanned. Two guys in completely unnecessary lab coats by themselves next to the car with no one driving and right in the camera shot of the three stars standing on the bank chit chatting for no reason. They didn't even have the ramps set up to drive onto the raft !

@iakinose

5 жыл бұрын

@@stiimuli can you please shut up? Literally a mastermind of comedy top gear was and all you idiots can do is critisize obvious intentional scripting to make it funny. You don't say 'friends is not funny because it's scripted' do you?

“Somebody’s ‘ad me chair” 🤣 @3:55

@rudranshu65sengupta14

3 жыл бұрын

Nichole Lester Haha Hammond’s Birmingham accent showing.

@NJEllxo

3 жыл бұрын

Rudranshu65 Sengupta hahaha definitely! Wouldn’t change him for anything 😂🤣

That man who retrieved the throne from the river has now become the King of the area.

Lol "that could've happened to us... But it didn't"

@Chino56751

8 жыл бұрын

+Mdumisi Ndimande That's all that matters. It ALMOST happened, but didn't. Case closed.

@LUNE.44

4 жыл бұрын

Onwards!

@ridgeaffan

4 жыл бұрын

P

topgear is not topgear without these three

@VramanNoodles

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@basicallystupid7080

2 жыл бұрын

this aged like 2000 year old cheese

"That was tied on!" Clarkson: "We needed the rope" lmao

1:52 Hammond: “Well your nearly ashore” Jeremy: “Aren’t I ashore” Hammond: “Not entirely asho-....” Jeremy: *“YEeEEEeeZZzzZ I’m ashore!”* Hammond: “is that wheel ashore” Jeremy: (deep voice) “yez” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RIP Top Gear 2002-2015

@MrBioniclefan1

8 жыл бұрын

+The Nice Guy ?

@bretthensley7959

8 жыл бұрын

yes rip top gear

@hamstersong123

8 жыл бұрын

+Gahlok12 Clarkson has been kicked out, and May and Hammond Said they don't want to do anything without him.

@MrBioniclefan1

8 жыл бұрын

Emdzej Aka Majkel. Okay....

@hamstersong123

8 жыл бұрын

Gahlok12 But don't worry, they are making a new show on Amazon in next year named House Of Cars, however, there will be some characteristic elements missing: The Stig The Track Lap Times (All of above patented or rights owned by Britain Broadasting Corporation)

I love James's victory dances. It's such a character break for him and thus is all the more funny.

6:49 Me getting the highest marks in class.

6:28 its actually really professional of jeremy to be sure he covered the label up on that bottle tbf

4.54 Jeremy praying: Our father who art in heaven, if you're there make it go upside down please, please,... xD

@celal2253

10 жыл бұрын

Our Father who ART in heaven, not "aren't"

@celal2253

10 жыл бұрын

well, it does : Lord's Prayer Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.

@Alex-jy9dr

6 жыл бұрын

cela l 👍👍

@daniel_pak55

5 жыл бұрын

@@celal2253, oh ur reading the older version huh?

@andro7862

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saucy-ws6jc Chill that was 5 years ago I didn't speak English back then very well.

Losing the chair was awesome!

@UnknownBlackHand

9 жыл бұрын

I preferred the part where the back-up car sunk!

@MdnSavior

9 жыл бұрын

omg they left the handbrake off xD

@Chino56751

8 жыл бұрын

+UnknownBlackHand It was a shit one anyway...

@UnknownBlackHand

8 жыл бұрын

Care to enlighten me on the Ford Scorpio?

@Chino56751

8 жыл бұрын

They were all terrified they'd have to drive it, but fortunately, the fugly thing went the the bottom of the river.

Clarkson's "God, I'm a good driver" followed by Hammond turning to look into the camera is one of those Top Gear moments that I find myself thinking about from time to time.

“Yeassss gently” 😂😂 5:59

"Stop making squeaking noises" hahahaa, James May, you sir, are a legend

@Poskok_

10 жыл бұрын

"Stop making speaking noises"* He said... Listen to it again.

@TJSaw

10 жыл бұрын

Hellsings No, its not "speaking noises" That doesn't even make any sense. May says "Stop making squeaking noises."

@Poskok_

10 жыл бұрын

Listen to it, Dont tell me it doesnt make sense because i didnt say it.

@TJSaw

10 жыл бұрын

Hellsings May says "Stop making squeaking noises" precisely because Hammond is making little, squeak like noises behind the car. If May wanted to say "Stop making speaking noises", as you say, he would've just said "Stop speaking." Seriously, how hard can it be?

@Poskok_

10 жыл бұрын

Now because you made a nice comment back to me. Yes, i was wrong i admit it i listened to it and he did actually say "squeaking". Sorry again

These guys had/have such amazing chemistry... "Good catch" - "Throw wasn't brilliant"... Get's me everytime :D

6:38 I love how absolutely gutted Jeremy is when James disembarks perfectly, haha! You can see him standing there, thinking: "But... How... What is happening??"

7:16 you see another car falling😂😂

@thedoctor4949

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@timothywanjohi2604

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, was searching for this comment

I love that these middle-aged men are still just big kids at heart. Stay young!

"Stop making squeaky noises." lol

4:55 he is praying 🤣😂🤣

"I've never been shouted at so much in my entire life, I need a zesty drink..."

3:38 I just spat my drink EVERYWHERE.

@user-ve5dr9ul3h

10 жыл бұрын

i lost it at "As it turns out.."

The chemistry between these 3 is what made TopGear the most popular show. Watching them do anything even if it isn't car related would still be the most watchable and entertaining material around!

I was born in 2009 and I started watching topgear form the age of 5 I miss the old topgear so much.

@Fogster_

Жыл бұрын

@Deadpoppin 13 but that was a year ago

"Good catch." "Throw wasn't brilliant." It's little off-the-cuff moments like this that made this show so amazing.

"I then pulled Hammond off" lol gotta love Jezza's impressively disguised euphemisms

@divya_shivamgaming686

7 жыл бұрын

ummm what?

@ramimohamed6486

7 жыл бұрын

tom und jeery t

My favorite part..."Alright, onwards!" ...leaving the Fod Scorpio behind lmao

6:39 did Anyone spot The BMW logo On the Volvo

"Make it go upside down" Gotta love Jeremy.

6:24 Need a zesty drink... Coca-Cola Zero :D

"that guy has your chair" "enjoy it!"

Whenever I'm feeling down I come watch these clips and forget such a great show pure magic

2:38 at this moment, I could see through Jeremy eyes thinking "gosh I just realized how stupid I am and Hammond is actually clever"

Best show ever?

@MetaReplication

6 жыл бұрын

yep

@FriendlyRambler

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

@SM-1010

4 жыл бұрын

yep

@emersonsitorus1136

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@anch95

3 жыл бұрын

6:07

Really love the parts of the show where their madness turns into genius with amazing (or at the very least, convincing) results, such as Jeremy using his Bimmer to pull the car raft instead of them tugging the ropes. You just gotta love them.

@Chino56751

8 жыл бұрын

+ZeroStriker426 Power !!

One of the best scenes of the entire show

It's refreshing to have all three laughing at something at the same time.

Top gear shows how even amateurs can improvise! Awesome, hilarious, class. Everything top gear is actually!

4:33 wait, is that a toilet seat on The Subaru's hood? 😅

@DLGaming2002

9 ай бұрын

James cut off the hood scoop on the Subie, so I guess Hammond improvised

00:43 my man hits that note

Jeremy: "JAMES WAIT, JAMES! JAMES! JAMES!" James: "What?" Jeremy: "Stay at the back, please stay at the back!" James: "That doesn't make any difference." Jeremy: "James, Please Stay at the back." James: "Oh Stop being such an old woman, It doesn't make any difference." I was cracking up at that whole bit.... 0:52 - 1:06.

'stop making squeaky noises!! ' omg i'm dying..

3:45 that look is full of disbelief and dissapointment. It's so funny!

Hammond: "Jeremy stop! Or you'll have deaths on your hands" Just made my day

Hands down one of the best segments in the myriad of adventures.

I want that Subaru! It is so much better compared to the other wagons.

@franktherabbit42

8 жыл бұрын

+ChickenFingers451 Easily! I'd have the Scoobie any day!

@MrJockeyHD

8 жыл бұрын

Subaru Legacy 3.0R is the proper wagon you're wanting

@franktherabbit42

8 жыл бұрын

Yes.. I have since seen many... I want them. I want them all

@stenhouse8569

7 жыл бұрын

its a Volvo it doesnt matter haha

@CWINDOWSsystem32

6 жыл бұрын

Although it's less of a wagon and more of a hatchback...

7:18 -7:19 LOL FAIL

@cleiton80569ify

9 жыл бұрын

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

@SparksX18

8 жыл бұрын

+Matixw IDK MAN *failure. I'm only half joking.

@oguutbagus

6 жыл бұрын

wkwk

7:23! The Scorpio going into the river was classic... but the reaction to it gets me every time!

I love how in the background the car is sinking and then Jeremy is just like Ah Gentlemen

LOL!!! "Somebodies had me chair!"

@RobertSmith-pz8hh

7 жыл бұрын

Brice Wilson

This was awesome! After watching this, I need a zesty drink!!

These 3 men, Always makes me happy❤️

This Trio is unbeatable. They're a class of their own. And hilarious HAHAHA

This is when Top Gear was golden!

Jeden z lepszych odcinków :) Pomysłowość high level !

This was probably my favorite adventure. Vietnam, US, and the Alps are all right up there too. That little Subaru was the clear best car.

Jeremy's prayers were so hilarious 🙏🏻🤣🤣🤣

"It was tied on?!" "We needed to use the rope" Richard Hammonds face after they said that

@abmaximus

8 жыл бұрын

+Jordan The Gamer The second best reaction to other people's bad decision making coming close to King Arthur's facepalm in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when he heard about that trojan rabbit mess up

@raydenkreps2014

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh no wait I can go to the otherside as it turns out"

@pcmld2267

4 жыл бұрын

@Rayden Kreps I’d probably have to fight Jeremy when we get to shore. 💀

this is why women live longer

Africa; One of the best Top Gear Adventures that there aver was. RIP Top Gear as the team will never be the same

7:34 why are the slow mo guys trying to get a car across the water?

Yeeeees I'm ashore Is that wheel ashore? Yessssss Every time 😂

@Henryk5161

7 жыл бұрын

Dan Bourne i mean, is it really ashore? without even waiting for him to finish the question: YEEESSSSSSS

1:19 "Good catch"

@jbzaddy1980

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated momemt

@kianberry4519

11 ай бұрын

@@jbzaddy1980 how is it underrated

@jbzaddy1980

11 ай бұрын

@@kianberry4519 yeah aight pop sktrr

@kianberry4519

11 ай бұрын

@@jbzaddy1980 interesting

Bloody legends! Nothing compares to the good old Top Gear combo 👍

Clarkson: "I then pulled Hammond off" Hammond: "HE-HAAY!!!"

2:08 FINGERS

May this show never end.

00:05:38 *Very, very slowly indeed!* - Richard Hammond

@JAMES-qp8tz

Жыл бұрын

00:03:36

This is so nostalgic. I remember spending time after school watching this

4:24 U ARSE instead of SUBARU I could hardly stop laughin

@HiVizCamo

6 жыл бұрын

In a parking lot I once saw a Ford Focus changed to "FUCUS" lol!

@jmarks9513

5 жыл бұрын

It also said OLD instead of Volvo.

Those two crew members just looking at each other like " one of us is getting sacked for this " xD

6:45 Jeremy's disappointed face is everything. 😆😂😆😂

“Stop, or you’ll have deaths on your hands” 😂😂