Look at Richards face when Jeremy says that's a rental car..!! Absolutely funny!!!

@LOLHICRONO

8 жыл бұрын

+Anna Kalotidou Setup but yes.

@DrSlasher

8 жыл бұрын

James' face when they destroy his artwork is also excellent

@GamingAmbienceLive

6 жыл бұрын

at least not scripted, script would be obvious

@hamstersong123

6 жыл бұрын

It actually is scripted funny enough, the car doesn't even exist on the MOT database.

@simonwu7250

6 жыл бұрын

Right Never noticed that Should've been made into a bit

"I value your opinion. I won't necessarily pay any attention to it. In fact, none of us will." Hahahahahahahahahahaha

@laughingoutloud3713

3 жыл бұрын

😂 the face he made lol. his opinion was really crap

"More compost than art", 6 years later, a literal banana gaffa taped on wall sold for $120000.

@AAAA-bm2cj

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ru1eq7tw4y bruh its kinda genius I mean its obviously ploy for money laundering

@MatrixDiscovery

4 жыл бұрын

Or that the art world is used for money laundering.

@keyboardwarrior327

4 жыл бұрын

van Gogh only sold 1 painting. All of the great artists are ridiculed before their time comes.

@peterdietrich8810

4 жыл бұрын

@ZoeQuinnIsAMurderer That's not what money laundering is.

@CarpetHater

4 жыл бұрын

And some guy literally ate it.

6:37 “I value your opinion immensely... ...I won’t necessarily pay any attention to it.” “Good.” Love how Rupert just took it in stride.

@ruinfox4108

Жыл бұрын

of course he would, i bet thousands of people have disagreed with his opinions and were verbal about it, probably worse than how jeremy reacted

@johnwohlheter601

5 ай бұрын

he didn't say immensely. But I have to say this is my favorite Jeremy Clarkson quote...

How many people can say they've been hit in the nuts by paintballs shot from an F1 car?

@COYM_1908

8 жыл бұрын

+ridcom Shot from an F1 car by David Coulthard.

@winkerdude

8 жыл бұрын

Not I. But I would volunteer for it just to be near an F1 car.

@mackenziewilliams7210

7 жыл бұрын

ridcom i

@Hopgop1

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah unfortunately, unless I have something fundamentally wrong, shooting paintballs through an air intake and out of the exhaust would mean it would've gone through the engine. Not possible. Plus the paintballs came out of the side of the car, not the left and right where the exhaust tips are.

@ruslanpopovych8919

6 жыл бұрын

1, Jeremy Clarkson.

James' one was actually pretty good.

@alangreig4261

6 жыл бұрын

Dyskit until jezza and hammond ruined it

@mrflibble1259

5 жыл бұрын

So was Richard's.....until it fell in a lake

@sugarhoneyicedtea5872

5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy’s one was nice ..

@rambo8863

5 жыл бұрын

Dont worry Jezza is on job

@parklife27

5 жыл бұрын

pinky and perky was really a jerk there lol

6:10 James was almost crying 😢

Hammond's Bob Ross impression: Nailed it. And priceless.

@lilflecktarn5498

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

"Some say he has a MASSIVE chin and he does, because he's David Coulthard" :P

@klater5842

5 жыл бұрын

Some say he has a different type of blue balls & that DC won't give him mouth to mouth. All we know is that he's called Jeremy Clarkson

@parklife27

5 жыл бұрын

some say he once hit clarkson's plum

@saberracer026

5 жыл бұрын

All we know is that it's not the Stig, it's the Stig's Scottish cousin

@lightsaberlordp373

4 жыл бұрын

@@saberracer026 Coulthard is now a commentator in F1

@6sicSIX

4 жыл бұрын

Not at the jay Leno level tho XD

The horse painting on the car trunk was actually pretty good

@drvlive2023

2 жыл бұрын

Jack Woltz: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"You sprayed my helmet!" "You shot one of my testic-- OH that helmet?"

When the face fell down jame genuinely looked like he was going to cry

@JudasPriestSUCKS

5 жыл бұрын

You know its an act. Its scripted

@03056932

5 жыл бұрын

@@JudasPriestSUCKS yes yes mr know it all we all know there are scripted elements to the show but you are no more informed than us on this particular piece. james has never been a great actor and pulling of thinly veiled expressions of genuine upset or embarrassment are things not even professional actors can achieve convincingly. the sensible approach to this bit would be he probably did build the piece, was proud of it and was upset it was broken

@silasmayes7954

5 жыл бұрын

@@03056932 thank you I hate when people say they scripted stuff like this. You really can't srcipt something like this. You make a plan and work off of that which is tl what top gear is really.

@fhozza1105

5 жыл бұрын

Silas Mayes Thats not what he said, the show is scripted but james emotions maybe wasnt is basically what he said.

@downtowngames4631

4 жыл бұрын

@@JudasPriestSUCKS bet your fun to hang out with

Top Gear: A show about 3 middle age men failing and bullying each other

@parklife27

5 жыл бұрын

you will always be childish, no matter how old you are

@putinsgaytwin4272

5 жыл бұрын

ARB6769 when has James May ever successfully bullied anyone?

@BiskviLover

5 жыл бұрын

I mean not anymore.

@Silent_Shadow

5 жыл бұрын

It's a beautiful thing. LoL

@thegr8pug250

5 жыл бұрын

So true

@6:38 I like how the art guy says “good” when Jeremy says he won’t pay any attention to his opinion. Spoken like a true artist 😂

@unicorntomboy9736

4 жыл бұрын

This clip has give me some ideas in what to do for my project at university. I might do a stylised painting of a Tesla Model 3 or Porsche Taycan.

Hammond: were going to paint the inside of the car on the outside Jeremy: red for the blood

2:12 I thought he was going to make his art by drifting while leaving those black lines

@asbjrnc7877

5 жыл бұрын

Money Account and making an asian 11

@Ngatiatimothy

5 жыл бұрын

Same here

Clarkson taped to a chair: "This is like a scene in Reservoir Dogs." Hammond holding a plasma cutter: "Don't give us any ideas." ;-p

I love how the art dealer, at the start, is very dismissive and more just humouring James UNTIL he starts talking about his influences and what sort of angle he was going in, at which point the dealer actually comes around and truly considers this sculpture for a moment. A little tragic it got pushed over.

if clarkson had commentated over himself he would've said *IN THE PLUMS*

@Silent_Shadow

5 жыл бұрын

I can hear it lol

Wow. Hammond is great at drawing.

@71sc502

5 жыл бұрын

Kev he was painting

@parklife27

5 жыл бұрын

was an art student

@U_C_G

5 жыл бұрын

Was at art college before he started radio

@theshadowfellan5007

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was actually quite sad when it fell in cos his was the only one other than a little bit of mays that was actually really good and skillful and required talent

@royshavrick

2 ай бұрын

@@theshadowfellan5007 well that's the point of top gear. All three of them are pretty damn competent, but for the sake of comedy they decide to muck it all up in the end. Ambitious, but rubbish. I will say that shtick got a little old in the Grand Tour but it's still damn entertaining.

2:20 ‘My plums!’ XD

May’s sculpture was rather good, quite a nice piece of vernacular art.

I would have loved to see the F1 car under black light. Has it been shown later on that show?

@privateprivate8287

8 жыл бұрын

Stryke no cos it caught on fire while Jeremy tried to drive it there lol

@SuperMrDeathlord

8 жыл бұрын

Alex Qerreti He's talking about the F1 car not the art car with the horse's head on it, Yes it was shown in on the show.

@privateprivate8287

8 жыл бұрын

my mistake qq

@venujaadikari5428

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@sophie-eh4te

4 жыл бұрын

yah

“Is there anything here that catches your eye” “No” “Does that one work” “No” “Is this no good” “No” “Does it work on any level for you” “No” “Does it have artistic merit” “No” “So all of this is terrible” “Well frankly yes”

Who else thinks the purple audi R8 painting at 6:29 is dope AF?

3:28 i quiet like Jeremy's , its simple but still colorful i feel like the concept itself has potential

6:12 I'm sorry but James actually produced something that worked artistically. Then is got destroyed by Hammond and Clarkson...

@JudasPriestSUCKS

5 жыл бұрын

You know its scripted. Its all an act

@hybridAbsol

5 жыл бұрын

My brother would seriously hurt them after this

@michaelscott-joynt3215

5 жыл бұрын

A child could have made this using bits and pieces of something he tore apart. It's not inspired, it was a heap of junk with elements mimicking a face.

@silasmayes7954

5 жыл бұрын

@@JudasPriestSUCKS it isn't completely scripted and anyone who can make a script this random is a God. They make a plan and then when something (not if) they adapt. You can plan a car ploblem.

@zoltancsikos5604

5 жыл бұрын

No.

David "Will you edit that spin out?" Jeremy "Yes yes i will edit it out" David " You promise?" Jeremy "....:" TROLL LOL

I can help! You can't do this with a hammer! lol James is a comedic genius

6:14 that shot killed me xD

"OH I SEE THAT HELMET" hahahaa . oh clarkson

ACCELERATION face number 1.

@Yusep27

4 жыл бұрын

Evodocturine29 B-)

6:09 James Sad :(

@hybridAbsol

5 жыл бұрын

I would straight away punch Richard and Jeremy

In the plums !

Hamster's face at the end hahahaha

@twistedaxles9126

5 жыл бұрын

Hamster?

@TextJoe

5 жыл бұрын

-.-

The music that plays when Richard's painting really sells it

7:22 - How do you know that isn't a horse's head in the car? made my day.

I can literally see the gears turning in Richards head 🤣

It's performance art. It has streaks in a living way.

James at 7:12 always gets me LMAO

I give James May’s statue a 10/10 for his unique inspiration.

Season 14, episode 5.

@oscarwemes9966

5 жыл бұрын

Vladpryde thx a lot

@VictorKleijn

5 жыл бұрын

Vladpryde Thanks!

@lorenzomijorus

5 жыл бұрын

You good person

@bananagaming5109

5 жыл бұрын

Cheers

@adventure_F0x

5 жыл бұрын

Hero

"AHHHH, my plumps!!!". Gotta love that statemate allong with "How hard can it be?"

The paintballs on aluminum looked dope in the studio!

The look on James face 😂he was genuinely sad and disappointed after they push down his sculpture😂

0:30 Jezza describes modern art too a tee

"I'm not giving him mouth-to-mouth, that's for sure." Man I'm dead.

5:57 - 6:08 This is why these 3 are national treasures!

Poor James, he looked like he was going to cry when they broke his sculpture.

“Plane of light just bouncing off here, and then work it in, work it in” ‘Sploosh’

Whoever went to see the art exhibition, were soooo lucky 🎨🍀🎉👌

That silk cut Jag looks awesome! How can he say that’s not art!

It's so sad james if you look carefully at him you can see tears as they break his art

I wanted to see the aerodynamic lines in the UV

@6sicSIX

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah what the fukk Clearly it didn't work and they didn't want to show it

@ajcF1

3 жыл бұрын

@@6sicSIX 1 year late but why didn’t you just, I don’t know, watch the episode?

@6sicSIX

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajcF1 I did lol, not sure what your point is.

@ffwrude

2 жыл бұрын

@@6sicSIX I think he meant the whole episode. Not the "best moment" on YT

@6sicSIX

2 жыл бұрын

@@ffwrudeAh right, assumed they didn't include it in the clips after talking about it because it didn't work. Looks nice 👍

Richard’s “wow” when he lifted it back 😂😂😂

Had to google it but yeah, seems so. Perfect for the summer!

7:58 that face is art

Amazing footage. Thank you for sharing. Top quality

Hammonds face at the end is just priceless ;D

That was a genius plan getting Plato in to judge the art.

3:26 R.I.P Richard Hammond’s Painting 2013-2013

@amyshaw893

5 жыл бұрын

thats not his painting though...

@joshbacon8241

4 жыл бұрын

Really, it should say 2009-2009 as this episode aired in 2009.

@alexconway7882

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshbacon8241 And therefore it was filmed in 2008, so it should be 2008-2008. What's really scary is that this was, as of August 2020, 12 years ago.

"it is triggered to fire at 5,000 rmp" *proceeds to rev it to 15k rpm

Song playing when Hamster is painting is 2 Atoms in a Molecule by Noah and the Whale

The bit about the horses head was the funniest XD!

am I the only one who feels bad for Hammond when the painting fell in the water?

@sailor7537

4 жыл бұрын

If you look closely, the painting that fell is different from what he painted moments before.

@darylyatestransportblogs

2 жыл бұрын

@@sailor7537 chances are it was staged so the good painting would have been displayed somewhere else I wonder if the Astra was a indeed a hire car as it would have been 5 years old at the time of filming so would have been a bit old for a hire car

07:22 How come he said that he can't paint before!?

6:05 Richards "WOOW!" Gets me everytime.

Rupert did an awesome job playing along

Pretty perfect piece :)) I love these men because they are really fun .

“How do you know there isn’t a horses head in the boot?” - Jeremy Clarkson

I unironically love james May's sculpture. Like a big smiling old geiser with glasses and a big nose

theres something so nostalgic about the sounds of the old v10 f1’s. old school nothing like todays

Watching TG is like watching an action film. You have to disconnect yourself from reality (just a little bit) otherwise it's no fun.

7:58 You can see the horror in Richard's face.

@JudasPriestSUCKS

5 жыл бұрын

You know its scripted?

@eze4731

3 жыл бұрын

@@JudasPriestSUCKS oh crikey, it's the fun rozzers!

A lot of that art looks great👍

“it fell off the easel” i lost it 😂

"Oh I see, that helmet" - Jeremy Clarkson 😂 (4:28)

"Work it in , work it in" *board just falls

Jeremy the only man that could make an F1 driver help him create an art piece

I would rather go to this exhibit than any other art exhibit you care to name. And I've been to a lot

'Clearly this isn't human' :D fantastic part of this episode with the worst paiting ever, laughed so hard about that bit :D

I recognized the art critic at an exhibition at Saatchi and asked him whether he actually liked James May’s sculpture and he said no and that it was all rubbish.

Hammonds face at the end!! XD

James may in an Australian accent "can you tell what it is yet" 👀😂😂😂

Priceless moment when Jeremy gets hits in the gentlemen area.

3:20 That looks like he just bought that for the joke, but if he didn't I feel so bad for him. D:

That "Yes" and "Thank You" by the Rubert guy was so fancy

UK Version, thank you TopGear channel

When i grow older, i wanna be like these 3.

would've been alot easier if they bought a *Citroen SM*. But yeah, this show was suppose to be ridiculous, so they're not going for it.

6:02 His reaction tho 😂😂😂🔰

"I value your opinion. I won't necessary pay any attention to it." "Good"

I wanted to see the f1ultra violet photo

All that car art is pretty good.

"i could help" - "You cant do this with a hammer" xD

Art snobs always reject cars....the rest of the world recognizes that they can in fact be art. Alfa Romeo's are art. Theyre designed to be beautiful and have no function.

@mateussantos152

4 жыл бұрын

except they look like a dyslexic man´s face

@aaryeshg.6526

4 жыл бұрын

@@mateussantos152 lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 I read that in Clarkson's voice.

@siddheshpillai3807

4 жыл бұрын

@HelpMe not to mention it an endless money pit waiting to happen

@alistairwalker2850

4 жыл бұрын

HelpMe I respect your right to an opinion but Alfas are as pretty as the sun rising over Charlize Theron. End of story.

@supershifter4836

4 жыл бұрын

All cars are art. Because an artist had to draw it and then build a sculpture of it

Jeremy painting a horse head in the trunk, along with what he sad about "horse pleasuring" in the grand tour 1st episode, gives me an ankward feeling🤣🤣🤣

This made me nostalgic about the new season. :D

Hahah that rental car 🤣🤣🤣 oh Gosh how I love that trio, they are just dream come true hahah 🤣🤣

5:56 ahhh