My grievance: Not enough Jordan and Conan material.

@MetaPixel7

Ай бұрын

I couldn't possibly agree more.

@paarthurnaxshouldlive8962

Ай бұрын

I absolutely concur

@infinitestare

Ай бұрын

unanimously

@MoneyChanger02

Ай бұрын

@paarthurnaxshouldlive8962 concur of course comes from the Latin “concurere” meaning to assemble in crowds. I think we all would agree that the “electronic crowd,” if i may use an analogy in this electronic “space” (that itself being an analogy i understand, but i digress), the “electronic crowd” that would form would we get more Jordan and Conan content here on KZread would rival those gathered to hear the great orator Marcus Tullius Cicero or perhaps even the modern day pseudo-philanthropist, Mr. Beast, to use a more apt comparison as my “electronic crowd” is of course meant to refer to the subscriber count on this fine channel.

@luiscamino

Ай бұрын

This

Within 20 seconds Jordan is talking about a word origin and linking it to latin. This man is a national treasure.

@avidadolares

Ай бұрын

Give that tired embarrassingly over used "national treasure" line a break. What a hack thing to say that has been repeated ad nauseum. smh

@der.Schtefan

Ай бұрын

The best thing is that he made a difference between the classical and the ecclesial pronounciation. loool

@alec57

Ай бұрын

​@@avidadolaresYou say that and then use the phrase "smh" which has also been used to death. The irony.

@kelleygreengrass

Ай бұрын

You're rude, mean and boring. ​@avidadolares

@nl5828

Ай бұрын

but “national treasure” of which nation? i am guessing for jordan, he would like that nation to be italy, and not usa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan doesn't get enough credit for how INTENTIONALLY funny he is. That tuft of hair riff is a good example of him really knowing how to play the room.

@lulumish8991

Ай бұрын

Same. He got me really good with the “tufts of hair” lines, lol.

@RuthwikRao

Ай бұрын

exactly! A lot of his genius has been misattributed to his personality alone that he himself doesn't recognize but he obviously knows and has learned to use it to use it to his advantage over the years lol.

@avidadolares

Ай бұрын

You know very little about comedy if you think he has a comedic mind at all. Conan sets it up. Jordan alone is not even remotely funny.

@radiofacecomedy

Ай бұрын

@@avidadolares sorry, but that's rubbish. Jordan clearly understands timing, emphasis, the importance of a funny word or phrase. And even his on screen 'character' is clearly an exaggerated version of his real persona. He absolutely knows what he's doing, even if Conan knew how to make the most of it.

@shanustheanus

Ай бұрын

​@avidadolares YOU know very little about comedy if you want to discuss your opinion as fact. The universally accepted fact about comedy is that it's subjective.

Jordan "as a scientist " lmfaoooo

@MrSinjoy

Ай бұрын

Least condescending Jordan Schlansky quote.

@madcoda

Ай бұрын

“I’m something of a scientist myself”

@SimBol1216

Ай бұрын

​@@madcoda Impressive; your parents must be very proud!

@Dr_Jim57

Ай бұрын

@@SimBol1216 its a quote hence the quotation marks useless tool

@nerovondoom6298

Ай бұрын

He does do various tasks.

The funniest thing is the doctor taking it seriously😂😂

@cb1784

Ай бұрын

Like a lot of good comedy - they need to play it straight! I believe Bryan Cranston said something similar about working on Malcolm in the Middle. They might have been told to play it seriously

@Npolowy

Ай бұрын

comedy needs base reality and when you question the premise of a show, it falls apart. They do a great balance of laughter and stopping the behavior and correcting.

@raukoring

Ай бұрын

​@@cb1784you don't even need a conspiracy that they were told to.. those are witty people they catch up and go with the flow. When conan was filming all his stuff outside it was unscripted. He has his magic and people hop on his waves naturally. He is a fantastic comedian :)

@OArchivesX

Ай бұрын

right lmao. The doctors really be out there trying to market their services on Conan by thinking this is serious xD The worst part is she thinks you should never correct anyone

@der.Schtefan

Ай бұрын

Oh, they are all in on the joke ;)

“As a scientist” made me cough laugh.

@solvseus

Ай бұрын

Bro understood the assignment.

@FU7IM7CANADIAN

Ай бұрын

He's referring to the scientists in the room.

@longtallshorty5791

Ай бұрын

@@solvseus you should understand originality.

Jordan always has a mental breakdown when his system tells him he should be laughing

@Tonyhouse1168

Ай бұрын

404 system error

@FallenSky925

Ай бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168 channeling my inner jordan. The 4xx errors are actually not server side errors but on the client side. The 5xx errors are the server side errors. In this case I believe jordan is suffering a 500 error.

@langyd4518

Ай бұрын

but the 500 systems error encompass the whole system error, so hypothetically Jordan could be suffering from a 400 system error followed closely by a 500 systems error cumulating in a total comprehensive 6xx error that manifests whenever he can’t stop laughing at Conan

@ropeboyo-fullstreamsandass2569

Ай бұрын

Jordan, as far as we know, is a human, not a web application

@milwaukeeskosher

Ай бұрын

@@ropeboyo-fullstreamsandass2569 that's debatable

ive never seen jordan smile this much

@shaburney

Ай бұрын

Jordan breaking character is the most wonderful thing in the world

@RuthwikRao

Ай бұрын

go watch the episode on the train, you'll think he's having an actual mental breakdown lol

@shaburney

Ай бұрын

@@RuthwikRao That episode is funny as human soil

@Uarehere

Ай бұрын

And laugh!

@tangocat73

Ай бұрын

Check out “Conan and Jordan Wine tasting in Italy” too!

OMG Schlansky: "I'm not trying to insult you, but as a scientist I was wondering..." 😂😂😂😂😂

@Niberspace

Ай бұрын

this will become the new way of calling someone fat, mark my words

@nerovondoom6298

Ай бұрын

The best way to insult and sound respectful.

During 07:55 Jordan said "You tell me what you know and I tell you what I know" Jordan laughed. He's implying Conan don't have actual information LOL

@emu_warrior

Ай бұрын

exactly, I laughed so hard at that

@tiredhands1

Ай бұрын

While also dripping with contempt. Don't ever change Jordan. Could you imagine the dynamic between Conan and Jordan if they took all the advice on board?

@JeremyAu

Ай бұрын

Absolutely 100% hilarious

Just finished the hot ones conan episode and saw this next. Today is a good day 💚

@ramyatn1953

Ай бұрын

Same, buddy. Same.

@davidt.5744

Ай бұрын

Same 😊

@ali-wk3hy

Ай бұрын

Same here, it's an auspicious day

@fredadams2297

Ай бұрын

That is about to happen in reverse for me.

@ZakFierce

Ай бұрын

Wait what?

"why are you such a mess?!" "I'm type A..." 😂

I will never grow tired of this content. Anything with Jordan is an automatic watch. Even when I'm on here searching for something else completely different, I pause that search, watch Jordan Schlansky, then resume.

@rocketreindeer

Ай бұрын

Me too. I've always liked Conan, but if I see a Conan and Jordan video, suddenly I have to watch it.

@Rubberneck1965

Ай бұрын

@@rocketreindeer Today was great. This and then Conan on Hot Ones, that was crazy fun.

"When you correct him, that's contempt" lol that sums up Conan and Jordan

@DustinHorvath1987

Ай бұрын

"I see."

It’s always crazy how fast a conversation can go off the rails with these two

Jordan flowering words never cease to amaze me.

@Merthalophor

Ай бұрын

fr, you can say he's an annoying smartass, but some of the sentences sound like they've been lifted of a carefully written and revised textbook

The 'Tonight Show' return, the 'Hot Ones' season finale and now another Jordan offering - Conan has been spoiling us rotten this week ! 💘

I am literally crying through this. Seeing Jordan trying earnestly not to laugh and losing it just added to it, especially with Conan starting to lose it in response. Jordan and Conan together is on my top shelf laugh level and weirdly, never gets played out for some reason.

I see Conan and Jordan - i click

@TheBanhagel

Ай бұрын

Me too... Comedy Duo

"Italian isn't your first language" lmao Jordan is a comic genius. The subtle comedy behind that sentence is brilliant

"Unlike you signore" 😂😂😂😂

Couples therapist here: Most people viewing this don’t realize, but these two, especially John, are a couple of the most influential people ever in the world of couples therapy. These two are legends in the mental health treatment community.

@The0vum

Ай бұрын

That's good to know. I had no idea (and I bet most others didn't either). Thanks!

@yohei72

Ай бұрын

My girlfriend and I recently started couples therapy with a therapist who uses the Gottman methods. Very interesting stuff and seems useful so far.

@Niberspace

Ай бұрын

but they are probably swooned by being in the same room with a legendary scientist too

@infinitestare

Ай бұрын

do you think neuroscience, biochemistry and psychopharmacology will eventually fully displace psychology and talk therapy?

@thomasdemoor874

Ай бұрын

Jordan, is that you?

We all needed this one episode where Jordan is cracking up the most! GOLD

Conan and Jordan need to video themselves watching the 6 Star wars movies together!!! Instant Gold!!!

@jkap34

Ай бұрын

Conan ruined the premiere of Episode 1 for Jordan because Conan was sitting behind him doing bits in his ear.

@fntm182

Ай бұрын

thats just jordan telling conan to shut up

@yohei72

Ай бұрын

@@jkap34Episode 1 ruined the premiere of Episode 1.

@jimmydishkawnt

Ай бұрын

Arent there 9 starwars movies?

@Niberspace

Ай бұрын

YES! I've never watched those snore fest movies but I'd be willing to watch it with that audio commentary

Jordan's pomposity is next level. I honestly think if Jordan could ever meet himself, the two clones would die of old age correcting each other and expounding on the derivation and Latin roots of every word spoken. In fact, an actual finished thought would never even be completed because each word would be disected by both Jordans all the way to the origins of mankind and possibly time itself.

@cara.leo_

11 күн бұрын

Yes

@YowzaBowzaWowza

7 сағат бұрын

Verbal perpetual motion

Lmfao when the doctors begin to turn on Conan at the end because they like when Jordan said the pronounciation of ‘doctor’ is when I totally lost it. 😂😂

He brought on a doctor to Hot ones lmaooo he’s a comedy legend

@jjhaya

Ай бұрын

I also came from that legend of an episode 😂. Although I believe that 'Doctor' was one of the writers of the late-night show before 😅.

@Tonyhouse1168

Ай бұрын

Jose Arroyo, great writer and cartoonist. “Dr, can you feel my pulse? I think it’s racing.” “Yes, it’s….there.”

@jkap34

Ай бұрын

​@@jjhaya he was, so funny.

Jordan exemplifies perfectly the internet armchair critic/troll. He makes observations that are clearly about his own preferences and labels them as "objective", or "facts". When really, he is making assumptions, showing his concern of a topic that is preferred, and trying to find moments to satisfy his own satisfaction.

WE NEED THE WHOLE VIDEO

Watching Jordan crack up always gets me. 🤣

One of Jordan's many various roles, includes "scientist"

@Niberspace

Ай бұрын

his scientific instruments are his grooming appliances

As a red head... Bathroom lighting can make our hairs invisible lol it’s almost the entire reason I just grew my beard out because I got so damn tired of thinking I got everything and then as soon as I stepped into natural lighting suddenly have a beard showed up on my face

@ZakFierce

Ай бұрын

Well I'm glad you did, you look much better with the beard

@MrSinjoy

Ай бұрын

I'm brown-haired and have the same issue to a lesser degree. My eyesight's fine, it's just the unnatural light that's the issue.

@deanakalova3063

Ай бұрын

As a fellow redhead, same, except leg hair, and maybe a little blond mustache 😞 can't see at all until natural sunlight.

@berserker2.0

Ай бұрын

@deusexmachina2222 dude did you just copied the other guy's comment in this comment section and pasted?

@deusexmachina2222

Ай бұрын

@@berserker2.0 Legitimately I didn’t… No I’m gonna have to see where that comment is Honestly this is kind of exciting… I’ve tried looking online for tips for redheads to handle facial hair but found nothing so I wasn’t sure if I was some kind of weirdo

Seeing Jordan crack up this much is fantastic 😄

Conan is the boss we all wish we have

@goodlookingcorpse

Ай бұрын

And, unfortunately, the boss that the boss thinks they are.

@ct6852

Ай бұрын

For everyone except Jordan.

Bro the elephant in the room got me so good😅😅😂 good one Jordan!!

I was a massive Conan fan when I was a kid through young adult, and I fell off after the typical busy adult life stuff. I was reminded after watching Hot Ones today, and I totally forgot about the hilarity of Conan and Jordan together. The upside is I have hours of Conan content I can watch that I have not seen already. Lots of catching up to do.

It's a crime to cut this video short. Please release the entire video soon. So good.

You’ve no idea how RIDICULOUSLY happy I get when its this duo. Jordan and Conan, oh you guys are fantastic 😌🧡

Jordan is like Midas; pure gold! Seriously awesome! Like Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, and David Spade and Chris Farley. Amazingly good. ROAD TRIP!

We really need to have a podcast with Ralph Macchio and Jordan. They would spend the entire time debating about the pronounciation of his name, hahaha.

this is grievously interesting. more with these experts please

After watching the Hot Ones interview my view of Conebone has forever been changed. I'm slightly traumatized & a little scared, but I love it.

Conan and Jordan, this has quickly become my favorite podcast of all time. I’ve never belly laughed so hard from a podcast. PLEASE record more of these. I even downloaded the sirius XM app and signed up to listen to this. I’m begging you guys. I love you both!!1!1!

When a new Jordan video is uploaded, I feel happy in various ways, variously.

It is always good to have Jordan and Conan in the same room...Hahahahaha

Such a genuine smile at 7:05

I want to hear every Jordan - Conan therapy session :)

I agree with most other comments. We need more Jordan and Conan. I could watch these guys for hours. Always crack me up

Female psychologist: STOP. Stop describing him. Just describe you. * continues to allow Jordan to describe Conan’s body hair *

@pppmanly

14 күн бұрын

Refreshingly, this is the first time I've seen experts brought in to intervene between Conan and Jordan actually challenge Conan as well. Over the years, they usually side with or go easy on Conan because his show is paying them. Examples are when the show brought in an HR professional, a therapist, and an officer organizer to see Conan and Jordan at different times, years ago. 😄😁

Could watch these 2 forever!

This is WONDERFUL!!

This is by far The Best episode of this podcast from every aspect!!! Wow😂

One of the greatest clips.

Looking forward for the rest of this 🤓.

I could watch these two for hours upon end, it’s just brilliant to watch, I don’t stop smiling when these two are together 😊😂

Keep the material coming Coney!! (In Sandlers voice) Love from the U.K 🤘🏻🫡

This is so good. I didnt know I needed

Pure gold😅😅😅😅 love the humor bouncing on and off with the psycholgists😂😂. More pls🙏

I cannot get enough of this. I actually shed a tear when the video stopped.

Love it so much. Want to see full

I love this therapy session so much

Conan and Jordan should start their own show🎉

@Uarehere

Ай бұрын

Conan Needs an Enemy

@Lurdiak

Ай бұрын

There's a big sign in the back of the room that reads "The Conan & Jordan Show"

@Niberspace

Ай бұрын

I think this couples therapy might be as a warmup for that, as in its current state Conan knows he wouldn't survive doing a fulltime show with him

@culwin

Ай бұрын

Yeah those guys should have a podcast

This channel is gold. Haven't laughed this much in a long time, to all Conans stuff online.

i chuckled, thank you for this content

I am dying to see this full interview.

@decisivedolphinn

5 күн бұрын

how do you watch this whole episode?

The Conan & Jordan Show should be every week!

Please we need more!!!!!

Yes please. More of this!

This is the best thing online!!!!

This made me happy!

it's the first time i see jordan laugh in the 10 years i watch the various conan shows and it's hilarious . he makes a fair point

We ALWAYS Need more Jordan & Conan!!!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Conan and Jordan together!

This really is so so interesting

MORE CONAN AND JORDAN NEVER STOP WE BEG YOU ❤

MORE PLEASE🙏

Please please do more Conan+Jordan please!!!! 🙏🙏

Omg I love the Gottmans!

I love this so much! I want more of these two! The doctors are pretty cool people too! 😊

I love these Conan and Jordan segments

Please, more of all of this.

Jordan not only imagines a world in wich he can share "information", but one where he is right all the time and other people should feel inferior about it 🤣

@emu_warrior

Ай бұрын

Like another famous Italian who liked the trains to run on time (in Conans voice)

@sherrybirchall8677

13 күн бұрын

No, maybe that's how you would feel if you had knowledge to share. You'd feel superior.

This is the first bit of his podcast I watched and I could not possibly be more entertained

This lesson on contempt is very much appreciated, because I think my life is full of it -- Getting it and giving it.

What a couple of fun loving doctors: full of life, humor, light, and success - said no one ever.

This is hysterical. Comic relief at its very best. Let's get braiding Conan's hair to please Jordan.

man this two. they just make my day so much fun

OMG, another new Jordan on Conan clip! My day is going to be OK now.

Wow.. Conan and Jordan having couple therapy! I'm all for it.

Oh Jordan

CONAN WAS ON HOT ONES TODAY! It was instantly the best episode ever. Long live Conan “Good Times” O’Brien, our 🐐 for ever.

OMG this was amazing

This wouldn’t have happened if Conan had a nerelco body groomer

@rodney0nline

Ай бұрын

Norelco™

@Tonyhouse1168

Ай бұрын

Version 10. The 11 is good, but there’s some styling choices which is why I prefer the 10.

I see Jordan I press like.

I love this!!

Flew by, so entertaining.

Never clicked a video so fast. Does anyone know which episode of the podcast this is from?

@Mowmauf

Ай бұрын

I believe it’s only on Sirius xm.

@emu_warrior

Ай бұрын

I don't see it on Spotify :(

*side note* if you haven't watched the Hot Ones episode featuring Conan that just dropped, your life has not been fully lived🌶🍗🔥🎤

I love seeing Jordan happy and laughing so much.

Conan had me in tears on Hot Ones! I had to get tissues to clean up after those belly laughs. It was the Best medicine!