Jordan is the original ChatGPT: very high confidence, often right, but sometimes not - but you'll never know.

@plussum3255

3 ай бұрын

That is a very apt description

@alessiosandro123

2 ай бұрын

i think is just the confidence and the wrong sources which are dimissed by authentic experts

@Ravenzero-oz7sf

2 ай бұрын

That's very accurate indeed

@amanuelmesfin483

2 ай бұрын

can't say it any better

@riverjao

2 ай бұрын

I actually hadChatGPT answer a question for me the other day, then next day that it was incorrect and don’t know the answer! 🤷‍♂️

I have a degree in Classical Greek Language and Literature, and I can confirm Jordan’s pronunciation is correct, he’s just pompous for bringing it up in a conversation where everyone’s speaking in modern English 😂

@dylanshackleton1608

6 ай бұрын

Accentuation is accurate but I don't think he's pronouncing the 'e' right, no? It should be 'e' like in 'Lesbos'.

@Derrideme

6 ай бұрын

well there's no plausible reproduction of attic pronunciation but yeah he is pronouncing like in greek class

@Derrideme

6 ай бұрын

yeah also e is wrong @@dylanshackleton1608

@ltlwatcher

6 ай бұрын

Don't argue with anyone who prepares his body in various ways.

@bryanpeed5334

6 ай бұрын

Been there done that and after seeing this won't be doing it again... deliberately 😂

Jordan is 50?! Man, his morning grooming routine and taking care of his body in various ways is doing him great!

@googleyeyed5814

6 ай бұрын

He is losing his hair, however, AND coloring it. 🙂

@TheycallmeMrWonka

6 ай бұрын

​@@googleyeyed5814WTF is your point?. Can you not just let someone make a nice decent comment without your shallow need to get a little jibe in. Horrible people, just horrible.

@theyruinedyoutubeagain

6 ай бұрын

@@googleyeyed5814so what?

@jeremyc9593

6 ай бұрын

How could he not know a Richard Nixon voice? I'm 45, hated history classes and politics, and even I could immediately recognize one.

@giorgostemponeras4109

6 ай бұрын

Matt Gourley is 50, and he is 40 days apart from Jordan Schlansky.

It's INSANE how fast any interaction between Conan and Jordan becomes EVERY interaction between Conan and Jordan. Hahahahahaa

@Jordan40644

5 ай бұрын

Well said

@rebeccadeleon5027

2 ай бұрын

That is a perfect way to describe it! 😂

@mcbrite

Ай бұрын

I'd watch them all until the day I die!

it's nice to see jordan prepared his body in various ways before the podcast

@Coldend

6 ай бұрын

That's very similar to how Jordan would phrase something.

@costcoexecutivemember

6 ай бұрын

@@Coldendit’s his words

@famerhacker

6 ай бұрын

Never heard that one before

@caeserhuitron9967

6 ай бұрын

After his oats and whey protein shake ofcourse 😂

@SemiPerfectDark

6 ай бұрын

LOL. Classic

We need at least 30mins of Conan & Jordan every Friday for the rest of our lives. It’s probably the only way we get through the week and more.

@miggyvision8598

6 ай бұрын

I second this!!

@snowman300

6 ай бұрын

He doesn’t show up until 12:50 though :-(

@iGaveLiaHIV

6 ай бұрын

@@snowman300what

@benzaiten933

6 ай бұрын

while I completely agree with you from an audience's POV, I don't think Conan and Jordan could do this weekly. I swear one of them would have a brain aneurysm after not that long.

@lukegretton8220

6 ай бұрын

Oh, I thought it was pronounced 'So crates' from the same source

"your interpretation does not change reality" LMAOOO i love this man

As a Greek, I can confirm, Jordan's pronounciation of Socrates is spot on. Plato however is not, in Greek it is Platonas.

@DoctorFurioso

6 ай бұрын

Oof! And Conan's still right, though, that we have no idea how Greeks actually sounded 2300 years ago.

@costasrex476

6 ай бұрын

Platon

@TheMsDjson

6 ай бұрын

Aphlatoon~( arabic ) 😂

@pj101

6 ай бұрын

Επιτέλους ένας Έλληνας

@Gruso57

6 ай бұрын

​@@DoctorFuriosooof! No he's not right. Ancient Greek isn't a dead language and has been passed down through generations. With the skills of linguists and deduction we have a pretty good idea. This would be like saying we didnt know how the pyramids looked 5,000 years ago because we didnt have cameras. With archeological predictions, we know.

Would love this on vinyl.

@jaefrmbk2k

6 ай бұрын

😄

@florianadolf2256

6 ай бұрын

Same.

@ndon85

6 ай бұрын

lmao

@ironmaiden93ofangmar

6 ай бұрын

You got him there

@bluewinterspring4041

6 ай бұрын

😂

the fact that this video didn't start with a rush song proves Jordan right

@juliandudley5753

Ай бұрын

Guy you hate makes a good point moment

And yet on KZread they had to cut the intro. Jordan was right.

@raftlack4326

Ай бұрын

lol good point

@pdeforest

29 күн бұрын

Coming soon on Sirius Ch 107. Jordan Was Right.

@lovetrioni

8 күн бұрын

Of course he was right 😂

I am greek and he is so correct for Sokratis and Aristotelis!! Good job Jordan

@mrblaoblao6981

3 ай бұрын

But Plato is wrong

We need a reality show of those two sharing an appartement.

@blueboy4244

6 ай бұрын

Schlansky appeared at the home of his friend, Conan O'brien. Several years earlier, O'brien's wife had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?

@justinklenk

6 ай бұрын

The horror...

@HawkSea

6 ай бұрын

Non-Friends.

@owleye303

6 ай бұрын

Is that the ancient Greek spelling of apartment?

@krisfinley6706

6 ай бұрын

I'd love a modern version of the Odd Couple starring these two😄 If it was streaming on Netflix or Max it would be the show that'd finally get me to succumb to paying their prices. Until then hell no😊

Of course Jordan is pronouncing Socrates correctly, it's the same way the actor who played him in Bill and Ted pronounced it. Ultimate authority.

@Mjwestneat11

6 ай бұрын

B&T is the Bible of the universe

@AD-kv9kj

6 ай бұрын

Dust...wind...dude!

@Isi-1975

6 ай бұрын

Also the first thing I thought of. 98% of my knowledge about Socrates comes from that movie

@timnoel511

6 ай бұрын

I just typed the exact same comment, then I noticed you already did. The whole time I was like "that's how he said his name in Bill and Ted"

@ssellers5114

6 ай бұрын

And what he'd say to Jordan: "Ha. GEEK!"

Conan and Jordan's chemistry on the show never gets old. It ages like fine Italian wine with time lol

@adamn7516

6 ай бұрын

Did you know that wine has been made in Italy for at least 4,000 years, from the time of prehistoric people who worked with wild grapes to the Greeks, who named the country Oenotria, or “the land of wine,” when they arrived in Italy in the 8th century B.C. - JS

@Dreamcatcher9000

6 ай бұрын

You mentioned wine in your comment, and you have pizza in your profile pic. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. ;)

@ruchi_teomura1

6 ай бұрын

@@Dreamcatcher9000 I see that was a subconscious attempt on my brain's part! Well played/paired!

@almorrison9110

3 ай бұрын

"Rolls wine glass to look sophisticated "

I love how Conan started conversation bragging about himself and Jordan derailed it perfectly

This is a gift to the world. Can't wait to see more Conan&Jordan.

@michaelyount3843

6 ай бұрын

YES. Jordan sets off Conan constantly.

@FacesintheStone

6 ай бұрын

@@michaelyount3843 I think that if he did it on his own, along with everyone else, they would be just fine, but they have some kind of honor and respect. Awareness is key. You can fast track your way to awareness by learning ancient art, and you don’t have to go far.. go to your creeks and rivers. Look for the faces of the people who inhabited the land before paper, and before books. The stones were the first photo albums.

@frankytanky5076

6 ай бұрын

Conan and Jordan is one of my top 3 duos they just play off each other perfectly.

@Hopefulnezz

6 ай бұрын

They finally gave him. They know the world needs them together

@nondescriptbeing5944

6 ай бұрын

@@frankytanky5076who else?

I just imagine Conan laying awake in bed laughing to himself about saying 'Goofy' back to Jordan.

@stephaniecollins6052

6 ай бұрын

It's GOFFY!

@mimesis

6 ай бұрын

@@stephaniecollins6052 Pardon me, Madam, but it's actually spelled Göfy.

9:30 “How do you say Plato?” Conan’s reaction 🤣🤣🤣

@isenbeqiri516

3 ай бұрын

But Jordan is right tho 😂. Source: I come from the region ancient Greece happened ;)

@tango_doggy

2 ай бұрын

@@isenbeqiri516You mean Greece?

@PaulCHa

Ай бұрын

And Goofy’s dog is Pluto not Plato

I always love how Jordan knows his worth and never backs down

Watching Conan argue with Jordan never gets old. It's like a modern unrehearsed Abbott & Costello. In short, I would order the vinyl.

@nl5828

4 ай бұрын

who? what? 😉

You can tell how giddy Jordan is.. finally doesn't need to have do those stupid cameos anymore 😂😂

@EpicLatios

6 ай бұрын

Dude was probably making bank from those

@jacobl5488

6 ай бұрын

yes but a dedicated show in his name is superior. @@EpicLatios

@reekevp1073

6 ай бұрын

HEY!! I love those cameos!!

@TheycallmeMrWonka

6 ай бұрын

I highly doubt he considers them stupid. They make him money and they actually matter to the people requesting them. Who are you to tell him what is "superior" 🤷‍♂️. I'm happy to see him doing a show but your comment is just ignorant and judgy AF.

@rays5163

6 ай бұрын

well i think they happen to be smart cameos

I've just met both Conan and Jordan in person today and it's been a couple hours since I got the chance to talk to them and I still can't believe it happened. They were INCREDIBLY nice to each and every fan that'd ask for either an autograph, picture, or just a quick chat. I'll cherish that moment for the rest of my life. Love you guys

@yoshtodd

6 ай бұрын

Was this in Argentina?

@Elias-co3xz

6 ай бұрын

@@yoshtodd Yes!

@yoshtodd

6 ай бұрын

@@Elias-co3xz So lucky! Can't wait to watch his show.

@abcd18802

6 ай бұрын

lucky bastard

@Mark-er7zd

6 ай бұрын

Why are they in Argentina? Are they starting up remotes again?

The Socrates argument is a perfect example of this duos chemistry : Conan nitpicks technicalities in Jordan’s knowledge, and Jordan goes overboard in flaunting it. (That’s how it’s pronounced in modern Greek so no need to get Ancient Greek involved) 😂😂😂

@ohh2752

2 ай бұрын

the fact that Jordan is correct makes this ten times funnier.

After over a decade, we finally know what Jordan's job is 😂

@bern9642

6 ай бұрын

1 of his tasks.

@henk4

6 ай бұрын

It's nice to finally know one of his various duties he conducts after coming in 3 hours late with a fresh cappuccino.

@jmiquelmb

6 ай бұрын

He did a reddit AMA time ago where he explained his real functions at the show

@haroon420

6 ай бұрын

@@bern9642yh he had various tasks

@allydaquipil

6 ай бұрын

Coulld be a series lol as we collect the tasks included in his various tasks lol

Jordan is the master of deflection 😂

@JR-rz1br

6 ай бұрын

It's pronounced défleccione

@mediocreman2

6 ай бұрын

Female tendencies for sure.

@florete2310

6 ай бұрын

(...), whereas Conan is the master of doubling down where every other man would yield (and sometimes for good reason)😂

@timy9197

6 ай бұрын

@@florete2310accurate lol

@cademosley4886

6 ай бұрын

It's pronounced a-chu-ra-te.

“It’s Gofee” LMFAOOOOOOOOOO i cant stop laughing

So glad to see that Conan has come to his senses and finally brought Jordan in for a special series. 👏

The reason this relationship is so endlessly entertaining, is because Jordan is right a lot of the time lol.

@AttilatheThrilla

6 ай бұрын

Except for when Conan constantly proves him wrong 😂

@Neyshtradamus

6 ай бұрын

Except for the whole Karate Kid being filmed in Japan thing -- oh man just thinking of that Ralph Macchio video to Jordan makes me crack up 😂😂😂

@HOTD108_

6 ай бұрын

​@@AttilatheThrillaIt's pronounced Co'nan.

@dekay1428

6 ай бұрын

But also spews all sorts of unnecessary filler words to the point it siunds wrong, lol

@JakeKilka

6 ай бұрын

Just started to watch but he sure is right about how Sokrates was pronounced

Well, this is definitely how "Σωκράτης" is pronounced in modern Greek, I can vouch for that much. Well done Jordan, it was a fun exchange to listen to! :-)

@Chalepastel

6 ай бұрын

Ἀριστοτέλης was on point as well

@pj101

6 ай бұрын

Πλάτων όχι και τόσο

I find Jordan's knowledge of Socrates very interesting and informative. I do enjoy his little facts, also the dynamic between you too is always gold.

This clip pulled me out of my depression for the day. Thanks Coco! It also made me go back yet again to one of my favourite old clips where Jordan teaches Conan the difference bw biscotto and a biscotti

@jhesskeeptraveling

6 ай бұрын

I hope you feel better soon. I am going through it too. I watch Conan’s remote and travels episodes and it really helps.

@theemilyelizabeth

6 ай бұрын

I think of that every time I see biscotti. Feel better; sending love.

This was the funniest Conan podcast episode I’ve seen in a while, so glad they’re doing a show together

@Homer1e2

6 ай бұрын

I hope I don't ever have to hear another word from sona ever again.

@monah9995

6 ай бұрын

@@Homer1e2 Booo. I love Sona, Jordan and all the characters in the Conan Universe

@Homer1e2

6 ай бұрын

@@monah9995 Sona was funny when she appeared sometimes. Then it just became really annoying and NOT fun. Just my opinion...

@sup9542

6 ай бұрын

I agree, Sona is good for occasional segments but she's just a regular person, not a talent. Her schtick is just rolling her eyes at everything Conan says. Jordan's schtick goes a lot deeper and led to some of the best moments on the show. He shouldn't be over-used but he should get more air time than Sona or Matt.

@MrRinre

6 ай бұрын

Sona is a necessary evil for Conan's comedy to come out. You can tell he is very comfortable with her and she enables a lot of his jokes. Even though I don't think she adds much to the conversation, her laughter is genuine and is a good substitute for a live audience.

If only presidential debates were conducted like this, people might actually watch them 😂😂😂

@9xqspx6

6 ай бұрын

That's a good analogy - same demeanor, same value of information.

Bro, you could not find two more perfect characters to put on a show together. They're the antithesis of each other, and it's amazing to see them in any setting together 😂😂

As a Greek linguist, I can confirm that Jordan was pronouncing the names in the Modern Greek way and not the Ancient Greek way

PLEASE just make all episodes with Jordan 😂

The funniest thing about this is that in a really weird way, Conan and Jordan are both intellectual giants with vastly different philosophies. So this whole thing was kinda like a modern ancient Greek debate 😅

@San_Vito

6 ай бұрын

This comment is underrated.

@bartlettbigx

6 ай бұрын

Conan is right - Jordan is a pseudo-intellectual who merely asserts (various) things in an authoritative manner. I do admire him for speaking two languages though.

@magicmachine1637

6 ай бұрын

Yeah who needs people like Jürgen Habermas or Dipesh Chakrabarty when we have Conan and Schlansky

@TeemuSintonen

6 ай бұрын

Well said!

@jmiquelmb

6 ай бұрын

@@bartlettbigx Nah, Jordan knows a fair deal of Italian and other trivia. Conan's expertise seems more centered around American history, for one he's a presidential nerd and Jordan nailed it here

Gotta say their chemistry is amazing, and Jordan is such a cool unique guy with a sick sense of humor XD

Every conversation these two have is immediately an argument and I love it

10:16 "Excuse me, it's Goffy". 😂😂😂

I'm listening to the full episode right now, and oh my GOD. This is a dream come true. I'm so glad these two are doing this show and I hope it lasts! I genuinely didn't believe it was a whole new show at first, I figured it was just an excerpt from the Jordan appearances on Conan Needs a Friend.

@florete2310

6 ай бұрын

Never thought, that an entire show featuring two adult men yelling at each other about the proper pronunciation of Socrates and Plato would be that entertaining, LOL

@PonkeyPoe

6 ай бұрын

@@florete2310 SOH-CRAHT-EYYS!

@czechmate014

6 ай бұрын

Where can I find this episode?? It’s not on the podcast. Do I need Sirius? 😢

@PonkeyPoe

6 ай бұрын

@czechmate014 yeah, but there's a free 3 months in the description, currently taking advantage of that lmao

@MyAngrySanta

6 ай бұрын

Did Jordan keep the espresso machine that was outside his office? He needs to make espresso during the show

Damn, Jordan got the Greek pronunciation of Socrates spot on. +10 points right there.

Good hearing jordan tell what he really did mainly while a producer for conan for years.

9:30 I laughed out loud when Conan reacted to Jordan's answer. Walked right into that one. Funniest moment of this discussion. 🤣

I'm sitting at a Starbucks laughing out loud right now! 🤣 These two absolutely never disappoint!

Oh my God my stomach produced muscles from all the laughter these two produce together 😂🤣. Jordan with his deadpan, snide, passive aggressive remarks and Conan with his comedy gold are the duo I never get tired of.

BEST TIME TRAVEL MOVIE EVER. "can i get in your time machine..." lolz

2:40 With a simple word, Jordan takes the limelight from Conan and takes the conversation to a whole new direction that interested only himself 😂

BTW, Jordan is right about beer with pizza in Italy. And also about Plato and Socrates.

Conan’s genius saw that these interactions could be monetized. And it’s hilarious.

@AsuncionRJ

3 ай бұрын

Also, watching these interactions makes them even funnier than listening to them alone. 😅

I was listening, and laughing of course, and then heard silence from Conan. I looked to see what was happening and he was face palming. Made me laugh even more. Then he goes on to explain the silence 😂😂😂

Well my dreams have come true.

One of my favorite various guests.

'Your interpretation does not change reality.' Preach Jordan!🖖🔥❤️

Nothing beats Conan and Jordan's banter. Keep em coming!

I've never heard Conan fail to self-edit, and follow through with cursing at Jordan. 🤣

I loved how both of them just threw the ongoing discussion out of the window and scream at each other for 5 minutes about the pronunciation of a name 😂

@rhysioeren3203

4 ай бұрын

And they made probably made 20 grand at least talking about whatever crap came to their heads, but the point is it was very funny 😄.

What I love is that the entire Socrates conversation that took over the clip was that Conan was about to compare himself to a once in a millennium a… and Jordan stole the whole thing.

As a Greek fellow, i can confirm that Jordan's pronunciations of Socrates and Aristotle are 100% accurate. In modern Greek, both of these words are pronounced like that as well.

Oh we are living today kids. Conan and Jordan are an unbeatable combo. So stoked.

I'm not sure this is what Jordan imagined when Conan promised him they'd work together again or if he even believed it at all (in the Cameo clip), but it goes on to show that Conan is a man of his word.

@9:33 “Oh you f#%ing son of a bitch!” I’m dying! 😂😂😅😅

"I hit you right where torpedoes are stored". Poetry.

How do I get this on vinyl?

I am Greek and Jordan’s accent is both accurate and excellent. 👌😉 The pronunciation of Socrates and Aristotle (Aristoteles in greek) is the same in both ancient and modern greek.

I imagine Jordan is right about most things but it’s Conan’s ability to make a bit out of all of them that is impressive and hilarious. One episode of late night Conan described Jordan as the “Spock to his Kirk” and that cracks me up to this day 😂😂😂

@colkiwi

4 ай бұрын

I mean it's both their ability to make a bit out of it. Just because Jordan usually stays deadpan, and is legitimately actually a big nerd, doesn't mean that he doesn't understand why this is funny or that he's not contributing. The guy has been a comedy producer for 30+ years and hanging around comedy writers the entire time lol he may not be a comedian per se but he understands why they keep putting him on camera. There's a compilation video on youtube of all the times Jordan broke and cracked up laughing while these two are doing their shtick. He knows it's a bit and leans into that.

the look on Jordan's face after Goffy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan never disappoints.

Its clear the “smart guy” who put the audio of Socrates at 4:00~ prompted Google Translator how the name was probounced in > English

Jordan is wonderful. He is educated and nuanced. His knowledge of language and culture is exactly the kind of thing I want to hear more of.

@franlovelsimic8421

5 ай бұрын

Wouldn't say nuanced given how he behaves like a Redditor but he is passionate and more educated than an average American

@genesises

2 ай бұрын

@@franlovelsimic8421ya, and nothing about that conversation is educational or useful lol. throwing around irrelevant "fun facts" you can be technically correct about for no reason - is a good reason to be a bit bullied for 😆

Conan clearly loves having these arguments with Jordan , which is why they’re so enjoyable. Much more entertaining than the “ celeb” chats.

Is this really going to be an ongoing show? I would watch hundreds of hours of this and eagerly come back for more.

Conan: that was an accurate geddy lee Jordan: it wasn’t inaccurate

I'm not kidding I could listen to these two all day every day forever.

I want this on vinyl I need jordan correcting Conan’s way of pronouncing Socrates . Never heard anyone do that before. 😂

This show's drinking game: take a shot every time Jordan says "certain" or "various"

@desisshadow314

6 ай бұрын

The death game.

@HiveofLive

6 ай бұрын

This could lead to alcohol poisoning

9:41 the switch from the philosopher argument to the morality of goofy had me crying.

all our wishes came true. the heroes we didn't deserve but we definitely needed have come back to lift us all up. i only wish that the length of the show would be extended more and more as we go. this is a true fan service for the conan & jordan fanbase. so thank you !

It is not inaccurate that this will be a great show.

No one has ever made me laugh as hard or as much as these two.

I love how one word from Jordan can break Conan's being, rhythm, character, etc and just... god its so good :)

This conversation was every bit as beautiful as I hoped it would be.

The pause after Jordan pronounces spaghetti 😂

"First of all...Congratulations....on inventing a time machine, may I see it?" The opener for a beautiful serve and volley of old lady sniping/backbiting that we love from Conan/Jordan.

Whenever these two are together it's pure magic!

The world needs more Conan + Jordan it literally heals the world

This will take years from Conan´s life, but it will be great.

"SOOH CRATES" god hes perfect for being annoying in audio form. lol

As a Pole hearing Conan pronounce so angrily the name of Sokrates at 8:21 and 9:22 in perfect polish pronunciation is such a gem

Can’t wait to watch literally all of these. It’s funny how if u just listen to the podcast you’re basically missing out on their facial expressions and little physical details 😂

Two treasures and gifts to the world. Comedy gold whenever these two interact.

09:26 When Conan asked "How do you say Plato" I knew exactly how Jordan was going to pronounce. I almost had a pre-emptive spit-take. Great stuff.

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen since the last time Jordan was on.

Conan and Jordan can do anything and it immediately becomes instant laughs! 😂

@AdamMcDade-gb8wk

5 ай бұрын

#instantclassic

“Thank you” a thing I never Jordan would say it but it was very wholesome

Looking forward to the vinyl release!

Conan and Jordan have the most hilarious fights!

As an Italian with a decent culture, I can confirm that Jordan was right about basically everything: "lingua", "docēre", pizza-whine-beer and, almost, "Sokrates" too.

Lord this was the perfect thing to come home to after a hard day at work. Love this, can't wait to hear more. One thing though...we're still getting Needs a Friend right? We gotta keep Sona and Matt around.