Jordan: i try to buy minimally 5 minutes later, 4 nose trimmers, 2 still in the box

@user-otzlixr

3 ай бұрын

I came looking for this comment, and now I have found it…

@marvincool3744

3 ай бұрын

Precisely my thoughts

@Bitshitter

3 ай бұрын

3 still in box - and also, what's the point of buying electronic devices "minimally", when you still keep the broken, not-working ones years later, like collection pieces. Does Jordan do this with ALL of his electronic devices???? His house must be totally cluttered with minimally-purchased items.....

@bmla88

3 ай бұрын

He explained it. That is a quality product and he only use quality products and since they dont sell it in the US he bought extra.

@ZacLJones

3 ай бұрын

Yeah but if he lives to age 125 he’ll use all of those.

Conan cracking himself up imagining Jordan’s products all shooting themselves with mini guns is classic Conan-Jordan

@MrSwinefuzz

3 ай бұрын

"This one hanged itself. It was found swinging."

@wyskass861

3 ай бұрын

That visualization is hilarious. I was cracking up as well

@blkrhino7961

3 ай бұрын

His face turned bright red immediately. 😂

@largemargeog1023

3 ай бұрын

I love how he basks in his own jokes for several moments too long just so Jordan has to sit there quietly while his clown boss has a great time.

@ResponsibleCitizen001

3 ай бұрын

@@largemargeog1023Still better than 99.99 percent of bosses around the world. If he wasn’t, all of his employees wouldn’t have been working for him for ages now. Remember it’s this very thing that people like and that’s why Jordan is in the video.

When he said he tries to buy minimally, my immediate thought was the chaos of his office.

@TheDevonnMarieShow

2 ай бұрын

Well a lot of that stuff was show Merch so he didn’t technically buy them

@seraby7151

2 ай бұрын

His home is minimal(atleast the old clips). I guess he just doesnt know what to do with the office chaos and he became the stockroom lol.

@hi_1833

2 ай бұрын

😂

@antonioportugal5987

Ай бұрын

"Buying minimally" is a concept related to how much money you make. Some buy a bigmac and it's a luxury for them, some buy one ferrari only per year.

@user-mk8xe5eu9w

Ай бұрын

damn ur cute asf

Bless Conan for clearly not surrounding himself with "yes men"

@TheMarkoSeke

Ай бұрын

Even if he does, Jordan alone balances them out

@ericoliver1603

Ай бұрын

I think thats why he has been so successful, he surrounds himself with competent and talented writers instead of people who will just kiss his ass

@Pfromm007

Ай бұрын

What I love most about Conan is that he loves random encounters with people who don't know him and aren't impressed by the trivial nonesense and ego of celebrities.

@nkw1985

23 күн бұрын

@@Pfromm007 - He's one of the only people i've ever seen in my life that can go to any foreign country and make the people there laugh despite not knowing the language. His travel segments were always some of my favorites and have stood the test of time.

@sirris4330

17 күн бұрын

You know this is a long running bit right? And one of the best

Jordan: "I surround myself with beauty, with levels of aesthetic pleasure ..." Jordan's Office:

@mediocreman2

3 ай бұрын

Jordan's T-shirt:

@raziel4994

2 ай бұрын

That's why he was barely there.

@BradTheAmerican

2 ай бұрын

@@raziel4994 the deep lore

Conan: "200 dollars" Jordan: "Okay" IM DEAD

@phuongpham481

3 ай бұрын

Seconds earlier: "This is priceless to me."

@RuthwikRao

2 ай бұрын

Jordan has learned when to break his routine and give into Conan's lol.

@AD-kv9kj

2 ай бұрын

@@phuongpham481 He was just being smart, knowing Conan would do anything to counter him comedically. He knew Conan was very likely then to start offering a load of cash after saying that. Genius way to pocket an extra 200 bucks for a day's "work".

@Wayward9

2 ай бұрын

He went on a long tangent just to suddenly cut himself off when he got dollar signs in his eyes

@inappropriate_comments

2 ай бұрын

You killed yourself with a lil gun too?

Jordan is totally nuts, but I always agree 100% with him.

@TartSoTart

27 күн бұрын

What does that say about you?

Jordan: “This is priceless to me” Conan: “$200?” Jordan: “Ok”

@KillKenny09

Ай бұрын

what a salesman

people make fun of jordan but it broke my heart hearing he trimmed his nose hair unhappily for years

@travelingtravelor

2 ай бұрын

☠️😂

@critdaddysama4656

2 ай бұрын

Lmao

@obuyWw

2 ай бұрын

lmao we love him that’s true

@hugomercado3122

2 ай бұрын

🤣😂

@asdfate1

Ай бұрын

I'm ok with it.

"If they WERE sentient, I think they would value the way I treated them" Jordan does not disappoint 😂

@Kalernor

2 ай бұрын

Jordan thinks Toy Story is based on a true story

@kaelthunderhoof5619

2 ай бұрын

Watching H.E.R. before going to podcast lol

@Pagalchhagal

2 ай бұрын

​@@Kalernor explains why a couple of Toy Story products were found in his office. Those might be the only 'friends' he has

@tcme11

Ай бұрын

There are things in the world that do no love and revere me. If they could love and respect me, they certainly would.

The “appliance suicides with tiny guns” just about killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@asarsalari

2 ай бұрын

Same here, I cried laughing at that

@nl5828

Ай бұрын

well that’s what “tiny guns” do! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@efisher92

Ай бұрын

@@nl5828 🤣🤣🤣

@DoccoM85

17 күн бұрын

I lost it at the "pew"

I love how they naturally take turns “insulting” each other and being “insulted” by each other. 😂

@MichaelsExplorations

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

“I respect inanimate objects” is a very Jordan response. 😂😂😂

@emmachoplin8287

3 ай бұрын

very japanese too

@NikolaSegoloni

3 ай бұрын

He's full of shinto

@MrSircharles05

3 ай бұрын

Of course he respects inanimate object. On his home planet, they're probably sentient.

@florete2310

3 ай бұрын

That's Shinto-Jordan speaking, that is his japanophile side, LOL

@keefehy

3 ай бұрын

And he craps all over the American nose trimmers, and the country they are from lol

Jordan is the ultimate sales man. He rips you off while you are laughing.

@vovahimself

2 ай бұрын

He planned it all along.

@kristiansandsmark2048

2 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment. Good work!

@nursultantulyakbay7070

Ай бұрын

Best comment 😂

@onYaFace2023

Ай бұрын

Factzzzz 😂

Jordan: They're priceless to me Conan: I'll give you 200 bucks Jordan: Done.

At this point, I’m convinced that in 100 years, people will still be watching these Conan & Jordan clips and laughing. So many funny lines in this one episode. 😆

@spyninja1456

21 күн бұрын

And they’ll still be making them

"Just give me everything you have". The most exhausted yet enthusiastic burglar

@jon.yama-otoko

17 күн бұрын

LOL

Jordan is a Natural Salesman. Sells a product by sheer force of words...

@hervigdewilde3599

3 ай бұрын

His car is full of ERG-11's... 💲🤑💲

@georgegraham9822

3 ай бұрын

He's the Harold Hill of nose trimmers

@gustafsone

3 ай бұрын

The problem with hiring Jordan to do your product marketing/sales is that if you're as big as Panasonic, you're bound to have many models for sale that Jordan loathes as well as the ones he loves. In the same breath of praising one product, he will also casually mention other specific models (made by the same company) that he considers garbage and that nobody should ever buy them. He would be a double-edged sword if you hire him for that job, lol.

@ryanofottawa

3 ай бұрын

​@@gustafsone The problem with hiring Jordan is no one will be able to tell you what he does.

@DimJongUn

3 ай бұрын

As long as that product is a manscaping device or something from Italy 😉

Jordan's precision in his speeches is gold! oratory skills is on a different level..

“These are priceless” “I’ll give you 200 dollars” “okay” 😂😂

Conan nearly fainted from laughing at his own jokes

@TheUrbanEpicure

3 ай бұрын

His face did turn a worrying shade of red, I noticed.

@Chad.Commenter

3 ай бұрын

@@TheUrbanEpicurealmost purple lol

@Denbrr

3 ай бұрын

I died with him.

" If it was around you for 20 years, it probably killed itself "

@CraigMCox

3 ай бұрын

Haha never seen Conan lose it like this before

@TheycallmeMrWonka

3 ай бұрын

I'll give you that. It is very American Psycho. Not even joking.

@adamfrbs9259

3 ай бұрын

Literally made it to this comment right as he said it...haha

What the hell am I watching??? 😂😂😂 I can't believe 2 people talking about nose trimmers actuality made me laugh! Honestly Conan laughing and turning bright red while Jordan just sat there dead pan waiting for him to finish is a classic...god these two are awesome

Conan crying "hurtful" in reply to a single comment from Jordan after the way he regularly treats him is hilarious ...

“…the glory days of nose hair trimmers” - a phrase never before uttered by mankind. 😅

@vaisakhps8642

2 ай бұрын

and never again please

Jordan: "I try to buy very few products" Also Jordan: "I have four nose-hair trimmers, and a couple of broken ones that I still hold onto"

@wyskass861

3 ай бұрын

Different products he said. He commits to few kinds of products, but the ones he likes he holds on to.

@milwaukeeskosher

2 ай бұрын

@@wyskass861he talks as if we didn't know what his office looked like

@wyskass861

2 ай бұрын

@@milwaukeeskosher Ya, I always think of that and his Pop Tarts when he talks a big game about sophisticated lifestyle.

@mark9294

2 ай бұрын

@@wyskass861well pop tarts are exotic to Italians, so considering Jordan is an Italiaboo it would make sense for him to consider pop tarts a moniker of extravagant living

@wyskass861

2 ай бұрын

@@mark9294 That's an insightful way of giving him a reasonable excuse.

Gets depressed. Immediately searches Conan & Jordan. Instant relief. 🙏🏽

@jon.yama-otoko

17 күн бұрын

Same here :)

@smaganas

17 күн бұрын

Same

This chemistry between them for some reason always brings me genuine joy 😅

Jordan: I like to live minimally. Also Jordan: *buys 5 nose hair trimmers*

@error-xn7hn

2 ай бұрын

He has 4 good ones. One bad trimmer. And one dead trimmer. #MarrieKondo [edit: I guess he only has 3 good ones now. :(]

@Sookigarage

2 ай бұрын

Did you see old Team Coco videos showing Jordans office? Stocked with clutter and junk.

@ifalone

2 ай бұрын

​@@error-xn7hnhe has more

@cvspvr

2 ай бұрын

yeah, but these 5 nose hair trimmers will last him a lifetime, as opposed to buying a new nose hair trimmer every few months

@ifalone

2 ай бұрын

he has more than 5

Always a treat when Jordan insults Conan's appearance in various ways.

@TheVelvetVixen

3 ай бұрын

And conan always gets offended lol.

@superamario6464

3 ай бұрын

My guy...great reference for us hardcore fans!

@falsemcnuggethope

3 ай бұрын

But Jordan does not prepare his nostrils in various ways. He prepares them in a specific way.

"The glory days of nosehair trimmer" lol gotta love it

Conan authentically upset is refreshing in a way. He proceeds to say, “you were yelling at me, and you upset me”. Then they both pass on in an understanding. Classic.

This is moving toward Jordan sharing his American Psycho beauty regimen with Conan.

@nerovondoom6298

3 ай бұрын

How was that never a segment where on the show before.

@livinginthisgalaxy7961

2 ай бұрын

'My name is Jordan Schlansky. I believe in a well groomed nose. I was on the verge of tears when I discovered that the Japanese have trimmers for the domestic market but I was able to obtain several and the relief washes over me like an awesome wave.'

@kentinson1670

2 ай бұрын

The difference is that Patrick's beauty regimen is based on his vanity while Jordan's is doing his best to appear a well groomed human

@kaleblundberg7479

2 ай бұрын

I think he’s also close to having an American Beauty psychotic break

@wendylederer367

Ай бұрын

😂🤣 That would have made a great sketch on Conan.

“Every Tuesday and Friday” got me 😂😂😂

@dustinharvey2111

2 ай бұрын

he finds are the most efficient days

@dapsign

2 ай бұрын

@@dustinharvey2111 My husband has now taken it upon himself to add nose hair trimming on Tuesdays and Fridays into his routine. 🙄🤣🙄

@ericflames

2 ай бұрын

That's some crazy nose growing days

@Xxbwachamp445xX

Ай бұрын

Conan saying “ I do hope you’re murdered soon” while trimming his nose topped it off perfectly

@xSociety

22 күн бұрын

I died at that part!

Jordan and Conan: *Converses* Everyone watching: *In hysterics*

“The glory days of nose hair trimmers” 😂😂😂😂

PLEASE NEVER EVER EVER EVER STOP with these Conan-Jordan episodes. Oh my goodness this is comedy perfection.

@SemiPerfectDark

2 ай бұрын

Yeaaassss!!!

@florete2310

2 ай бұрын

Even Jeff Goldblum is a huge fan - this interview is a very good example for why that is😂👍

@RCJH2022

Ай бұрын

I think it would put Conan in an early grave. 😂😂

“You have shaving problems, and ya always have”😂😂😂

@fanaticheart

2 ай бұрын

you could tell he'd been holding that one in for years!

Jordan not laughing at anything makes everything so much funnier hahaha

This is gold. Jordan is insane. He has a collection of nose hair trimmers.

"I can see you being a little worried you didn't buy a fifth." Lmfao.

Brilliant! So thats how Jordan prepares his body in various ways

@ghislainesweet8273

2 ай бұрын

😂 best callback

@DOVADED

2 ай бұрын

Boom.

@brenobacci

2 ай бұрын

I love this sentence so much. Always makes me laugh.

@robertfinch1658

2 ай бұрын

Yes, every Tuesday and Friday.

@superamario6464

2 ай бұрын

@@brenobacci :)

Jordan’s whole “thing” has definitely worked because I trust him completely with his product preferences

I love it when Jordan slightly overpowers Conan.

I like how Jordan identifies with a nose hair trimmer.

13 minutes of Conan & Jordan contain more pure gold humor than 13 years of Fallon or Kimmel. I wish I were exaggerating.

@zer0953

2 ай бұрын

i do find some guiliermo skits funny but thats it, nothing positive to say about fallon tho

@megarooster99

2 ай бұрын

Why do you have to bring negativity and insults to another person in order to compliment someone else? Attitudes like yours are what make people miserable

@dolphy1978

2 ай бұрын

@@megarooster99 Saying that someone is funnier than someone else is an "insult"?Attitudes like yours are what makes Bill Burr miserable.

@androidaccount7743

2 ай бұрын

​@@megarooster99Jimmy is that you? Haha

@bnnnnnnnnnnn

2 ай бұрын

I wish I was ...... Not were

Jordan became so enthusiastic and animated. He has improved himself a lot throughout the years.

Conan always has me dying but conan and Jordan schlansky together is just comedy gold 😂😂😂

I love how Conan laughs at his own joke hahahaha

@TheVelvetVixen

3 ай бұрын

Hearty belly laughs

@Karl_Drogo55

2 ай бұрын

I think its cuz with Jordan he already anticipates his reaction/response to lookin at him with a dead face lmao

Jordan is the only person on planet earth that has a plethora of nose-hair trimmers.

@NyolateAMV

3 ай бұрын

He should give me some. I never trim my nose hair..nor the ones down there...

@MaineManDezzo

3 ай бұрын

And knows that names of them by hard is insane lol

Jordan's Explanation and Reasoning behind Every Choice he makes and Why did he makes.... Is actually mind boggling Also his vocabulary is phenomenal

9:18 "WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS IT?"

Referring to the age of an old nose hair trimmer as its "lineage" is so Jordan

“I seek out high quality wherever on the planet it may lie.” Protect this man at all costs.

Jordan came prepared for a whole QVC showcase and Conan wasn’t about to let him run with it 😂

Literal comedy gold. Jordan has been the best thing that's ever happened to Conan's career.

"if it was around you for 20 years it probably killed itself" literally had my drink coming out of my nose

I speak for everyone when I say we need more Jordan and Conan

I've got a new respect for Conan after seeing him on Hot Ones. I just thought of him as a talk show host, a good talk show host, but nothing more, and one that was ready to retire and was probably somewhat jaded. Man was I wrong. He's at the top of his game and still has the spark. Will have to look up more of his productions. 😊

This segment gave me more laughs than a $100 million blockbuster comedy!

"And sometimes they leave a little note" and "If they were sentient I think they would value the way I treated them"

Probably one of the funniest Jordan interactions to date

@PrincessAngels

2 ай бұрын

Besties 😂

I lost it at look at you now😂

We SOOOOOOOOOO need more Conan and Jordan on here!!

This is better than the best comedy writing. It has it all, drama, real emotion, and incredible deep jokes strung over the length of the exchange. It's a masterpiece.

9:47 just give me everything you have :D lool!

I hadn't seen this one, i can't believe i missed it, man that was so much fun, Conan and Jordan are funny as hell but as soon as they come together it's like a new big bang of comedy, a weekly dose should be enough to extend our lifetime.

"The glory days of nose hair trimmers."

My favorite part is when he says he trims his nose hair every Tuesday and Friday

My face is killing me from laughing. These two guys together are hilarious.😂

The suicidal product's has me on the floor with laughter 😂😂😂😂

Hearing and seeing the staff crack up in the background, makes it all the more funny.

Conan should always focus his discussions with Jordan on "down there", like in 10:38 he almost broke again as he was in the video about "human soil". So funny that talking about feces and things like that make even the most sophisticated man break

I want Jordan's product reviews to come back because it reminds me of the time he brought in the Philips Norelco shaver. Also I can indeed attest to the fact that Japanese always save their best stuff for their own people

Never thought I would be on KZread looking at Jordan talking about a nose trimmer , and its amazing. This is the greatest clip on KZread. Ever.

If he had a KZread channel dedicated to reviews of everyday products... My life would be so easy.

wow Jordan outsmarted Conan here. Very rare.

Jordan: I value minimalism. Also Jordan: I bought four of those.

"The glory days of nose hair trimming." only Jordan can come up with such bullshit. LOL.

the conan and jordan show literally heals my heart and my mind. i could not have asked for more. its the best duo television ever created. and i highly appreciate it.

Jordan’s ultra-specific product complaints remind me of the classic “Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage” bits from the Late Night show

Conan reacting to his own hah-level joke as a BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHSZHAH-level joke is relatable af

I'm digging this version of Jordan. He seems more, I don't know the right word for it, animated than usual? Like more out of his shell. Nice. :)

@dianeee1992x

2 ай бұрын

He became so animated when Conan offered him to pay $200 for the trimmer😂

Why are these two always so entertaining to watch? 😂

7:03 How tf does Conan come up with this while zoning out listening to Jordan... what a crazy comedy brain

Hearing Conan's laughter brings so much joy to my life. It's great trying to watch Jordan hold it together as well, a few smirks sneaked in there...or is it snuck? I'm sure Conan remembers.

i've watched so many of these two, but this interaction can't be topped. lmao

On Jordan's recommendation, I purchased the Panasonic ER-GN11-K. It cost me $12, plus $13 to ship it from Japan. After a month it finally arrived today. It's excellent. Thanks, Jordan!

Another Golden Conan and Jordan moment. Instant classic.

i'm with Jordan on the quality thing. He's right.

This is the hardest I’ve ever seen Conan laugh

The relationship between conan and jordan is pure comedy, and I applaud Jordan for putting up with it 😂

With the chemistry these two shared over the decades, Conan and Jordan are literally inseparable!

Jordan really punching where it hurts by telling Conan can't afford a personal makeup artist anymore lmao.

I think his products love him and holding tiny flowers to give him everyday. ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

the tiny gun noise and "my hair dryer's dead" lmaooo I needed that today

Conan and Jordan Schlansky are the antithesis of each other, and yet they have the best dynamic. Their remotes are legendary.

Love these guys and their interactions so much. Strange how much Conan just let Jordan speak in this one, lol!

Jordan and Conan together is a cure for depression.

Conan cracking himself up was the best.