"Sitrep: Richard Hammond is a BASTARD." is always my favourite.

Haha I love how James says “Situation Report” and refers to us as “Viewers” LMAO

@Danish2064

2 жыл бұрын

Update*

@DNLV-yn2cw

2 жыл бұрын

@@Danish2064 yes but he also says “Situation Report” and I like that better if I’m being honest 🤣

@lucasblanchard47

2 жыл бұрын

@@DNLV-yn2cw well, that IS what “sit-rep” is short for, and we ARE viewers. So…yeah

@DNLV-yn2cw

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucasblanchard47 yes I know. I just love it, that’s all. I thought I should let everybody know.

@local38on-tv

2 жыл бұрын

A true gentleman

Lexus LFA at 7,000+ RPM in 5th Gear yet only doing 55mph.. excellent editing 😂

@defnotatroll

2 жыл бұрын

That part was amazing I just couldn't figure out how they did that

@unknown45754

Жыл бұрын

Fifth Gear. Eugh.

A "Situation Update" followed by a "Still, Could Be Worse." The ultra combo!

Clarkson saying "Sit-rep" is something you just can't get enough of!

Jeremy really had to say sitrep in lochdown 4 days after uploading this.

@spencerb311

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao it do be like that, good video tho 👍🏻

@TheHutchy01

2 ай бұрын

Great video, but you really should have started that comment "Sit Rep:"

"its a good job youre not an airline pilot" lmao

Watched the trio every episode since 08/09 and never once considered what sit-rep means

The Subaru sit rep holds a special place in my heart

@sonyviva308

2 жыл бұрын

Wait there's a Subaru in this clip?

@skonky

Жыл бұрын

@@sonyviva308 3:30 from when he raced against the army in a subaru ...unless that was an evo...

@thecolourrose9022

Жыл бұрын

@@skonky twas an evo 7 i think

@j2_zero

11 ай бұрын

It was an modified Evo owned by a convicted drug dealer and needed to be destroyed. And I'm not making that up. Somehow Top Gear got a hold of that car and got permission to use and destroy it with the help of the British Army.

The best one was the shower in the camaro in Florida

@SeaSickBeatz

2 жыл бұрын

Not in this video but I will never forget when James tried to explain the Fisker to Jeremy and said "I can't dumb it down anymore I'm afraid of heights." These guys are the best

@adamspitfire

2 жыл бұрын

That was a bloody nice Camaro

@SaintPhoenixx

2 жыл бұрын

The way he just blurts out "...but I'm cool!" just kills me, I can't really explain it.

@SamWade

2 жыл бұрын

always!

We need a, “some poo’s come out!!” compilation. 😂

@markcf83

Ай бұрын

Many poos have shot out of my ani.

"come on grippy penis wheels!" Fucking lol. Google very much wanted to mess up that quote, in many places.

top notch compilations my man, thank you

“Sit-rep:” is Clarkson’s version of “Captain’s Log: ”

@Jose.AFT.Saddul

2 жыл бұрын

A situation report is basically a captain’s log.

You missed one "Sit rep....it's all broken..."

@klorgmakthesmasher6446

2 жыл бұрын

Link?

@jimmyhopkinsman

2 жыл бұрын

The best one

@boktorinator693

Жыл бұрын

When was that said and by whom?

Mate. Please do a compilation of Jezza saying "YES!"

@Tony-112

2 жыл бұрын

YEEeeeesss..

@whosjozikolnik

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure someone has done that. and it got annoying really quickly 😂

@jimtaylor294

2 жыл бұрын

Clarkson & Beast Wars Megatron have something in common :D .

@WvlfDarkfire

2 жыл бұрын

Its called the "search bar"

From Botswana: "Sitrep... It's all broken," referring to how bad his Lancia Beta was

Can you please do a Richard Hammond crash references video please?

@KevinKickChannel

2 жыл бұрын

It would be a feature length video

@robdavies8702

2 жыл бұрын

That’ll do us until about 2050.

@bjwisher

2 жыл бұрын

Just watch any episode

@SeaSickBeatz

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh wow he's gone off...thats a big fire..." "Has he ever left work in his own car?"

@joewatson3386

2 жыл бұрын

Just show every time he is in a car

5:28 That episode is the closest James has ever come to killing Hammond, either on Top Gear or The Grand Tour.

"right, sitrep!"

Sit-rep: I'M GONNA LOSE! Gold.

May: lawful neutral Hammond: chaotic good Clarkson: chaotic neutral The Stig: true neutral.

Thank you for this 🙏😂😂

2:35 Jeremy nurgamedov

I learnt the phrase "sit-rep" from this show as a child. Legends.

James excitedly and not at all sarcastically going "What could that have meant?!?" when Clarkson was talking about his Lambo's tyre pressure warning going off gets me every time.

6:00 I AM COOL NOW 🤣🤣🤣

Can you do a air con not working compilation

@shriharihudli8596

2 жыл бұрын

Also dials/Satnav/voice commands not working properly.

I would have loved to hear, just once.... 'Sit rep... We're f**ked!'

"Sitrep: James May does not like driving in the snow" leads to Jeremy activating a "collapsed sun"... which is met with "CLARKSOOOOOOON!"

S I T R E P

2:10 "Sit-rep: JESUS HECKING CHRIST"

@smoothie9931

2 жыл бұрын

Hecking... really? 😐

@beans5171

2 жыл бұрын

@@smoothie9931 no

@smoothie9931

2 жыл бұрын

@@beans5171 agreed.

1:48 the roof is flapping like ba****** 😆😆😆😆😆😆

“Richard Hammond is a bastard”

"we're gonna have to spin this out a bit" 5:43 Oh James

THERE'S A NEW ONE IN LOCHDOWN

never realised how much he said it 😂

My god... this video made me clock that Sitrep is just short for "situation report" hahaha If you never needed to know something then you won't know until you accidentally figure it out XD

James saying “we’re going to have to spin this one out a bit” is hilariously ironic. As it turns out they didn’t have to spin it out at all

The vauxual wheels is the best

Compilation of clarksons short "yes"

Finally

Sit-rep: I am the meat in an incompetent sandwich

I didn't realize how many times they said "sitrep".

Sit-rip: I am typing a comment in the comment section in the hopes that someone reads it in the voice of either Clarkson, Hammond or May.

It took me until now to realise wtf sit-rep means

where did you get the clips from the patagonia special?

Sit-rep

ive watched so much top gear and grand tour but for some reason I don't remember sit rep being a thing he said often

Please do a Jeremy Clarkson Adanoid voices compilation.

@stu1701E

2 жыл бұрын

Featuring such classics as: "Nawww, where's my front suspension unit" and "nawww want to come for a ride in my MP4 dash 12C?"

@DPR178

2 жыл бұрын

@@stu1701E Yep!!

@finnyliverpool89

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, the uploader fulfilled your request in less than 12 hours!!! What a legend!!

@DPR178

2 жыл бұрын

@@finnyliverpool89 True Legend

James may just said what I just typed

Its "Sit up" james sit up!...

We've uhhhh RUINED IT

Love when Clarkson loses to Hammond. 🤣🤣

Can someone with knowledge of LFA gear ratios tell us how fast it would've been going?

Think it means situation report

You missed one.

Which Episode is the Clip at 5:22 from?

@Brebgon

2 жыл бұрын

The Grand Tour, season 1, episode 3

*No, it hasn’t taken me 24 years to realise that sit rep means “situation report”… shut up.*

Clarkson almost blends with his shirt at 7:44

What is sit rep?

@joshuaphilip9121

2 жыл бұрын

Situation Report

@Emppu_T.

2 жыл бұрын

Seating Representative (Not really)

@Shakes-Off-Fear

2 жыл бұрын

Very old school (military?) term.

situation update viewers bit to close to the edge there i'll be careful how i move otherwise i'll fall into the valley. still could be worse oh no

OFWBT

The only one I like 90% of the time is James but the other two have their moments.