This is BOOK written by AUTHOR. There are WORDS in it which forms SENTENCES, making PARAGRAPHS.

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

2 ай бұрын

Is it good? It is BOOK

@vrika4280

2 ай бұрын

SOUND by TURNING PAGES

@patrioticcat5768

2 ай бұрын

If you've read *BOOK* by *AUTHOR* in the past then chances are you'll like this one. It was published by *PUBLISHER* and sold in *STORES*. Thanks for reading by book review, get stuckmanized

@youtubeviolatedme7123

2 ай бұрын

I get that you're being hyperbolic, but if Chris Stuckmann were to actually review his own book, he would unironically say "I grew up with Chris Stuckmann, so I had high expectations for this book, and it absolutely delivers. It's funny, insightful, and really leaves you thinking by the end."

@r3dr4te963

2 ай бұрын

@@youtubeviolatedme7123 my god, I can already hear him saying this with a dull monotone voice. ChatGPT can give more deep comment than him, seriously

Three whole ass hours of Chris Stuckman is truly the one thing that sucks out all the joy in my life…

@harbl99

2 ай бұрын

Embrace the suck.

@FabledGorgon

2 ай бұрын

Sexual Harassment @@harbl99

@dragonknightleader1

2 ай бұрын

Get ready to be suckman-ized!

@charmandyorton006

2 ай бұрын

Get Suckmannized!

@trequor

2 ай бұрын

It erases every tv, soundbar, and hooker

He's cemented his reputation as one of the authors of all time. His book is the best thing since Zod's snapped neck.

@SA-hz1rs

2 ай бұрын

He shouldve made that the title😅

@jonbaxter2254

2 ай бұрын

@@awhellnah__ "I grew up surrounded by necks" Bimbo Boggins.

@youtubeviolatedme7123

2 ай бұрын

Each physical copy of Chris Stuckmann's book that is purchased comes with a free snapped neck to use as a bookmark.

Chris Stuckman's Top Ten Foods To Try Before You Die: 10. Butter 9. Cheese 8. Milk 7. Crayons 6. Steak 5. Fries 4. Chicken 3. Hot Dog 2. Hamburger 1. Pizza The book we all needed.

@sebscreensit221

2 ай бұрын

Dude lmfaooooo

@auraguard0212

23 күн бұрын

Crayons 😂

@SrslyTony

23 күн бұрын

Poison sandwich

@the_absurd_hero

20 күн бұрын

No paint chips?

That Stuckmann would be really mad if he allowed himself to criticize!

@jujuteuxOfficial

2 ай бұрын

stuckmann more like sucks, man

@nhagan001

2 ай бұрын

I like to think there is a Sméagol/gollum dynamic going on with Stuckmann, and he managed to lock away the “good half” of himself. Now all we have left is this empty husk.

@eastonsaccount

2 ай бұрын

@@nhagan001underrated comment LOL

@jackmerrick7419

2 ай бұрын

@@nhagan001Stuckmann won the argument.

@boggeddown778

2 ай бұрын

Fortunately or unfortunately, we cannot control the actions of our past selves.

Stuckman is so boring that he’s fascinating

@Stryker-K

2 ай бұрын

😂

@stevenpina1983

2 ай бұрын

It’s a byproduct of being a ex-jw. I would know

@AndrewTheVikings

2 ай бұрын

Hahahah

@johnramos8703

2 ай бұрын

@@stevenpina1983wtf are you on about

@stevenpina1983

2 ай бұрын

@@johnramos8703 what are you?

This book was made for someone who just woke up from a 30 year coma. Most of the movies are popular.

Stuckman used to have passionate, interesting reviews until something changed and his reviews became useless

@magonus195

2 ай бұрын

He wants to work for Hollywood.

@thebatman4279

2 ай бұрын

He feels compelled to kiss Hollywood rectum now.

@DrViperVideos

2 ай бұрын

Hes now a film critic that won’t criticize films. You get nothing watching him now, its.. what’s a word worse than pathetic?

@PowerSkiff12

2 ай бұрын

Pointless

@OptimusPrime_84

2 ай бұрын

Completely inadequate two words but yeah.

i wish Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans would sit down and read the book to each other and film it 😂

@highconfessor7222

2 ай бұрын

I'd watch that at least once a year

@deepstatethrombosis

Ай бұрын

I'd watch that during every bowel movement. Rich Evans laughing is my heroin.

@woodwyrm

25 күн бұрын

We should get a GiveSendGo-collect going and fund it ourselves!

This book will be used as key evidence in Chris' upcoming trial for cinephila.

@Zarvanis

2 ай бұрын

Okay, Blade Runner. Show me where he Stuckmanized you.

@stewartoneill8419

2 ай бұрын

*Chris's 🤓

@youtubeviolatedme7123

2 ай бұрын

"Your honor, the film was released in 2006, and therefore it is statutorily old enough to watch."

@hkaayaakuu

2 ай бұрын

So can you describe what happened. Yes, he started to unreel my film off my body leaving me bare in his sight and then he started to derive pleasure of my parts. It was horrifying and scarring. Thankyou Ms, thankyou for your bravery. Your honour, that's all.

@spinny003

Ай бұрын

​@@stewartoneill8419oh no...

Watching Chris' videos gives off the impression that he's constantly trying to convince the audience and himself that he's a film connoisseur. But not only are his takes on movies extremely shallow but so is his "repertoire" of films that he's truly passionate about - evident by his book that lists the most normy popular films released in the 2000s.

If I made a book about movies.....I would highlight movies that are A) underrated B) overbashed C) Foreign films D) Films lost to time E) and even guilty pleasures. Examples for me would the likes of Buckaroo Banzai, The Spiral Staircase, If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death, He Never Died and I could go on. Not films that made millions/billions at the box office.

@Lobsterwithinternet

2 ай бұрын

What? No High School High?

@DaMaster012

2 ай бұрын

Me watching Buckaroo Banzai as: A kid: "Wow, this is AWESOME!" A teenager: "Wow, this is _stupid."_ An adult: "Wow, this is REALLY stupid....I love it."

@elvickRULES

2 ай бұрын

Needs more Forest Gump and Mamma Mia

@GundamWarrior1

2 ай бұрын

@@DaMaster012 Opposite 1st watch: "Why the hell did someone suggest this to me?" 2nd watch "This is one of the greatest movies of the 80's! I get the point now!"

@GundamWarrior1

2 ай бұрын

@@Lobsterwithinternet Love Jon Lovitz and a huge fan of the The Critic but......nah.

Why would I need Chris Stuckmann when I have a magic 8-ball?

@bushturkey798

2 ай бұрын

To remove the random element the ball might bring?

@SrslyTony

23 күн бұрын

Chris Stuckman is white I guess

I just love that his movie bucket list is all huge blockbusters lmao

@asarishepard8171

2 ай бұрын

Wow amazing!

@samuelcourliss8496

2 ай бұрын

@@asarishepard8171 so glad there's a book to tell me to see the force awakens 💀

War crime that he includes The Force Awakens as the Star Wars film to see before you die

@jackmerrick7419

2 ай бұрын

It's a list of post-2000s films and I guess he thought that was the one to go for. In a way, I suppose it is. Recommending the other two would be a terrible idea (plus don't think they were out yet) and recommending any of the prequels would make him look like he was memeing.

@eastonsaccount

2 ай бұрын

@@jackmerrick7419he should have picked ROTS or nothing at all

@boomerb7073

2 ай бұрын

​@@jackmerrick7419Would have been better to just not include it at all

@mariokarter13

2 ай бұрын

The Force Awakens was really good for about 20 minutes when Finn was the main character.

@samuelcourliss8496

2 ай бұрын

Would've chosen revenge of the sith myself, flawed movie for sure but if we're doing post 2000s that's pretty clearly the one to go for.

I saw Signs around the same age and it left an impression on me: that films can be unintentionally hilarious.

@blackwolf4653

2 ай бұрын

Scary Movie 3 made that movie even more hilarious 😂

@KamikazeChinaman

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, absolutely no one took that movie seriously.

1:35:05 I seriously believe the reason Return of The King is on this list and not any of the other LOTR movies is solely because it made cinema history with winning every oscar it was nominated for and not because Chris Stuckman particularly liked it or had his own reasons for thinking it the best of the three. Of course he just looked at what the academy liked the best and treated it as indisputable fact.

@ASpooneyBard

2 ай бұрын

It seems like most fans will tell you that Fellowship is the best overall. It's the most complete and solid experience if we're looking at individual films (although, at this point, most people talk about it as three parts of a whole). The only reason Return swept the Oscars when the others didn't is because they came out of nowhere, so the mainstream media didn't recognize their importance until the third one. I'm not saying Return didn't deserve Oscars, they all did, but singling that one out of the trilogy could only be for the most shallow of reasons. It definitely makes more sense to put Fellowship on a list like this, and then highly recommend the other two if you enjoyed it.

@berserkasaurusrex4233

2 ай бұрын

@@ASpooneyBard RotK's awards were effectively awarding the entire trilogy. It won because it finished the trilogy, and all three films were made simultaneously so they really are just one really long film. And Two Towers is the most popular of the films, from what I've seen of fans ranking and chatting about them.

@TheRonnieaj

2 ай бұрын

@@berserkasaurusrex4233 I’m not a hige LoTR fan(I have seen them all and enjoyed them, but they’re no rewarches for me). But I will watch Two Towers any day. That movie is phenomenal. Personally, I thought Return of the King was an hour too long, but this probably due to me watching the trilogy at once, and RoTK starting at 2am 😂

Chris Stuckman is the Patrick Bateman of movie critics he just repeats everything he has heard said about movies without understanding why it was said.

@RuneSmithYgdra

2 ай бұрын

He simply isn`t there.

@52BLUE

2 ай бұрын

I thinks it time you either put the bong down or got a job, buddy.

@corriethomson4431

2 ай бұрын

​@52BLUE, do you actually think that's a good roast or something?

@cursedreality8615

2 ай бұрын

That’s weirdly true

@sparkycjs

Ай бұрын

I bet he listens to Huey Louis and The News

"KZread is a graveyard of attempted TLJ defense." Maybe the best rebuke of a film I've ever heard. 41:26

@Fluffy6555

2 ай бұрын

I'm so sick of hearing about the last jedi. Everyone who liked the movie moved on. Why is this community so attached to it?

@Steel_Wrath

2 ай бұрын

@Fluffy6555 did you see that video of the cops chasing someone the other day where things kept going wrong. One cop rearends another cruser, the dog accidentally bites a cop and so on. It's like that. The more you watch it, the worse it gets. Also, shawdenfroida or whatever can't spell.

@Fluffy6555

2 ай бұрын

@@Steel_Wrath that describes a lot of movies, it describes ep 9 even better. Why aren't we still talking about those movies eight years later?

@jeremyusreevu237

2 ай бұрын

@@Fluffy6555 There are several movies.I like that are hated by a ton of people and you don't see me complaining. This is because I understand people have different opinions than I do.

@Fluffy6555

2 ай бұрын

@@jeremyusreevu237 there is no other movie that gets brought up this much in this community. I don't even like it that much. This goes beyond people complaining about a movie I liked. It's basically a cult. I just want people to shut up about it and talk about different movies 😂 Aren't you tired of complaining about the same movie for eight years straight?

Can't wait for the Netflix adaptation

@CommanderZx2

2 ай бұрын

Which BME actor do you think they would cast to play as Christ Stuckmann?

@nont18411

2 ай бұрын

@@CommanderZx2 Kanye West or Will Smith

@Hanoua2

2 ай бұрын

​@@CommanderZx2 the actress who played cleopatra

@chrismaturino7938

2 ай бұрын

Ah ya beat me to it

I saw Star Wars (AKA Part 4) w/my friends at age 18 at the Ziegfeld in Midtown NYC. We were absolutely blown away. The Empire Strikes Back did everything a sequel could hope to do. The opening scenes on Hoth, the Imperial walkers, and the introduction of the Executor as a shadow that envelopes the already huge Star destroyers -- Yoda, the fight scene w/Vader, the twist delivered with real emotion and drama. We loved it. The idea that Empire was not well received is complete B.S. and cope. I don't know how this myth arose.

I miss when critics would suggest ponderous, esoteric films. At least point me in a direction of something I've never seen before. My grandma has probably seen all these movies.

@wojak-sensei6424

2 ай бұрын

People like Cody from Pointless Hub or Razorfist do better movie recommendations than Chris Stuckmann for the simple reason that they have something interesting to say about them. I think Chris really did approach this book like he would his reviews, just say whatever good platitudes that comes off the top of your head and move on. But you know what? I don't like the Bay-formers and I don't care much for 80s cheeseball action movies, but damn it, Cody and Razor talk about them like they're the most interesting films in the world. And that's what reviews and essays on films can do. They find good in the bad and bad in the good, all in the purpose of finding something to talk about. Bad, flawed, and even decent critics can say if they don't like the film for x, y, and z. But a good critic in my eyes does all that while still finding something insightful to say.

Having the end of a trilogy(lotr and toy story) but not the whole collection is an odd choice since those films rely on thier prior installments for character establishment.

@elvickRULES

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, it’s a list for the 2000s. And the first two Toy Story movies were in the 90s. But it’s still weird

@jackmerrick7419

2 ай бұрын

@@elvickRULESIn that case you'd want to make it clear that it's best for readers to watch the preceeding films first in the text.

@nour2146

2 ай бұрын

This is bizarre, watching the third movie in a trilogy without watching it from the beginning is like going TLDR here’s the ending

@asarishepard8171

2 ай бұрын

Fail just for that.

@epicrotfl7017

2 ай бұрын

It’s not really that crazy to think about. People recommend watching The Last Wish all the time even though it’s a sequel.

I Don’t Watch movies. I haven’t been inside a theater in over a decade. Never even seen the first Avengers. And I’ve still seen over half of these “must see” movies.

@DrViperVideos

2 ай бұрын

You’ve been stuckmanized then, congratulations on reaching enlightenment. Now you too can say phrases like “dynamic camera work” and “compelling action sequences” and not get any points across at all bc you’ll never go in depth.

@stellviahohenheim

2 ай бұрын

@@DrViperVideos Also get emotional when anybody act a bit critical towards you

@JJHunsecker

2 ай бұрын

I presume you have bills to pay and things to do. 💸💸💸🏠🚘

@israelp348

2 ай бұрын

You should have went to go see Oppenheimer

@Joe45-91

2 ай бұрын

I'm in the exact same position but would even say I've seen about 40 of them. Who is this book for?

Hi guys, 50 year old Indian mom and OT Star Wars fan here, and I love your reviews. To put the records straight about Empire - I was a kid when it came out, and it did NOT have a lukewarm reception, it’s where we found out Darth Vader was Luke’s father !!! and Han and Leia’s love confirmed (I love you❤I know❤). At the worst we can say it shocked us. The proof how well Empire was received was how Return was anticipated just 3 years later. I was an 11 year old kid and I stood in line around the block in the rain for hours and we didn’t have seats, my brother sat on my cousins lap, and we didn’t care, we were so excited, hooting and hollering when each character came out. Chris is a hack. Anyone who likes force awakens is an idiot and does not know what good movies are.

At the absolute least, I can confidently say that the Prequels had great ideas ... It's just that a lot of it fumbled in its execution. The Disney trilogy, however ... It's 100% rotten from top to bottom; absolutely nothing worth salvaging.

@JasonX909

19 күн бұрын

Finn could've been a decent character. And Adam Driver's acting was good. That's about it in my book.

@spiderleenie

19 күн бұрын

@@JasonX909 If the Disney Trilogy had just let Rey turn to the Dark Side and then turned Finn into the main protagonist, then we may have gotten a half-decent film trilogy. When I saw The Force Awakens for the first time, it was crystal clear to see how Finn should have been the main character ... But they just HAD to make Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert the focus.

@JasonX909

19 күн бұрын

@@spiderleenie Ya they could've even kept her as absurdly powerful as she was, with the message being that she eventually took it for granted, instead of being constantly surprised about her own abilities

Stucker's book is a manual on how to end up on OnlyJoys after your YT career fails.

@nour2146

2 ай бұрын

OnlyJoys? 😂

@hawttub_2265

2 ай бұрын

@@nour2146 Logging on to OnlyJoys is the Only Fan I have in life.

@dalecooper2232

2 ай бұрын

Don't you mean OnlySoys?

@PkmnTrainerAndre

2 ай бұрын

LonelyFans

Tell that to the books snapped spine

A 3-hour highlight. Longman's classic

@personmcpersonperson2893

2 ай бұрын

A thorough Longmannization

He forgot to say WHY you need to watch these films.

the Extended Edition of the LOTR trilogy is not too long it is also not too short it is at the precise length it means to be

@johnramos8703

2 ай бұрын

A little to short in my opinion but also im a psycopath so the two could be related

ok... does he actually understands any of the words that he strung together?

Chris Stuckmann = Brian Griffin

@JasonX909

14 күн бұрын

This made me think of Quagmire's scene where he rips into him, and how much of that also applies to Chris. Good analogy

@patrickkelmer6290

14 күн бұрын

@@JasonX909 EXACTLY

It's a shame because Chris did a video on Angel's Egg, a film I never heard of, suffice to say I watched and it became one of my favourite Anime films.

@MysteriousStranger42

2 ай бұрын

That happened to me also and I’ve only seen a few videos by him. Angels Egg was great!

@FlorisDVijfde

2 ай бұрын

His video on Angel's Egg is terrible. He is in absolute awe of all the symbolism thrown in without having a clue. He truly almost never explains what actually IS good about a film.

@Kesyabasturd

2 ай бұрын

@@FlorisDVijfde It's why I was never fan of Chris, I give him credit for making me aware of Angel's Egg, but after watching the film myself I realise he had a very shallow understanding of it.

@FlorisDVijfde

2 ай бұрын

@@Kesyabasturd Ditto regarding Perfect Blue. But he can't really convince. He doesn't explain why Cowboy Bebop is good for example.So I'm left wondering if I should watch that because why...

@asarishepard8171

2 ай бұрын

I learned about that one from bennett the sage, stuckman probably copied his review.

>"EFAP Highlights" >3 hours long Seems about right

Is Under the Skin literally the only independent movie on that list? It seems like he took IMDB top 50 based on popularity + high rating and just copied the whole list.

Hearing Mauler read Chris's words is hilarious, it gives it a false air of gravitas that plays so well against the terrible prose.

"cacher" is French for "to hide" So "caché" is "hidden"

It’s quite interesting isn’t it? How someone can you from being a normal critic who gives honest takes to this…shell of a critic. Someone who says (or in this case writes) soo much but doesn’t mean anything or is soo generic to be safe, like why? 😂

@wolfhorn

2 ай бұрын

I remember there was a sequel to the girl with the dragon tattoo movie and it looked terrible I used to watch his videos back then and he reviewed it and that is when I start to get frustrated with his videos even commented on the video that he was going to soft on the movie so in a way this is sad to see

@joelsommers

2 ай бұрын

When do you think Stuckmann made that jump from normal critic to a dishonest shell of a critic? Because this book was published several years ago, way before he had even a prospect of making movies himself.

@thatguynobodywantstoknow4641

2 ай бұрын

@@joelsommers oh. Thats true, I never actually thought about that? I mean the reason why he does, what he does now, is because he don’t want to “burn bridges” as a film maker now but perhaps it’s possible that when this book was published, in order to attempt to not receive criticism, he just played it SUPER safe?

@joelsommers

2 ай бұрын

@@thatguynobodywantstoknow4641 Like, of course we can't know what's in his heart. I just kind of assumed he's just a really Wonderbread dude. I think it's possible he was never that edgy.

this book feels like the complete opposite of YMS and his "media diet" its such a normie list with a very few exceptions that its not hard to believe it was written by Stuckmann

@user-bi2wn4vn3b

2 ай бұрын

God film bros like you are as bad as Chris stuckman fans lmao Normies 🤓

I knew Stuckmann was a shill when he interviewed Colin Trevorrow and then went easy on The Book of Henry.

Is there any book in existence that doesn't have 'Best Seller' on it these days?

@Zepher0987

2 ай бұрын

You only need to sell like 2,000 or 20,000 to get the title. I forget which but either way it's incredibly small.

@JJHunsecker

25 күн бұрын

I think if the author prints a FIRST run of 500 copies and sells them in NYC🗽 in a short time, they can make the NYT best-seller list. Then they print a SECOND run of their book, which is technically a best seller, with a new cover. 📚

Now everyone can get Stuckmanized with his terrible book! even your children! XD

@dermotbresnehan6836

2 ай бұрын

"Hello, Child Protection Services..."

@lordofthepizzapie9319

2 ай бұрын

Hello I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you take a seat...

@DoYouFearTheBeanMan

19 күн бұрын

Even your dog!

@DoYouFearTheBeanMan

19 күн бұрын

Even your dog!

I love how they act like Studio Ghibli films of all things are like some super obscure choice. I can't wait until the EFAP crew discover other obscure films such as Akira and Ghost in the Shell.

@kaykutcher2103

2 ай бұрын

I will say that out of all of these hardly obscure films those may be the ones people are more likely to ignore because, A) subtitles, and B) animated. Lots of folks don't like reading and think you need to outgrow animation. I have a cousin who refuses to watch B/W movies and explained why just about as well as Stuckman explains himself.

@52BLUE

2 ай бұрын

@@kaykutcher2103 if you ignore films because they are subtitled, animated and / or black & white, then you’re an idiot 🤷‍♂️

@RipOffProductionsLLC

2 ай бұрын

​@kaykutcher2103 Studio Ghibli got dubs and distribution by Disney. Now, sure, there's all sorts of arguments about dub vs sub, but at least the dub existing means subtitles aren't the barrier to entry they'd otherwise be.

Its sad that there is probably a case of someone buying this book, reading it, seeing oh return of the king? Watches ONLY return of the king and has no clue wtf is going on, thus thinking lord of the rings is bad. Shame on you for potentially confusing that person stuckman.

Unless MauLer's skipping them, Stuckman skipped the bit where he lists age ratings. Wouldn't wanna take my small child to see an R-rated horror film or something. Probably would have added 15 pages, too.

Dude put force awakens on a film bucket list.

@johnramos8703

2 ай бұрын

That’s fine on a 1000 deep list but force awakens as one of your 50 must watch to have a good life is wiiiild

Out of the late 2000s/early 2010s YT movie reviewer crowd Jeremy Jahns has aged the best. He has a much better understanding of good movie making than most of his "competition" that constantly toot their horn about it. I would not throw RLM into this because these guys matured before using YT as a platform for reviews and avoided all that parasocial cult of celebrity culture of presenting yourself as a product with a catch-phrase and such.

@mrcliff3709

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I liked Jeremy over Chris. And while I haven't regularly watch his videos I still watch his dogshit reviews for a good laugh

30:57 "They quite literally leap from the screen." 🎞🎞🎞 LITERALLY? 🎬 Does Stuckmann know what that word means? As in, the characters emerged from the screen and mingled with the audience, like in "The Purple Rose of Cairo"by Woody Allen? 🌹

Well, at least he got one right with "Spirited Away".

When Marnie was there is a Studio Ghibli movie. It's a suprise it got brought up its generally viewed on the lower half of the Ghibli list compared to stuff like Castle of Cagliostro or My neighbor Totoro

Ah, yes, Arwen, the third most important character in LotR, closely followed by a Rohirrim rider # 1304

Imagine Anthony Fantano releasing "THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE BEST MUSIC TO LISTEN TO BEFORE YOU CROAK" and it's a list full of Taylor Swift, Drake, The Weeknd, Olivia Rodrigo.

Good lord, Chris' writing here wouldn't pass my 9th grade L.A. class.

A full 3 hour (and 1 minute) long highlight. That never gets boring.

"Hiddel Subbledies" about Signs? I haven't seen it, and I still knew all that!

i think what he was going for with the ''start the popcorn'' line was that you start it now as you read the book so you have popcorn ready to grab for the must watch film you will start watching immediately after reading his recommendation and review.

One of the things that I find common across a lot of KZread 'critics' is that many of them have a very limited appreciation of cinema other than the Hollywood mainstream. I remember years ago I watched several 'my blu ray collection' videos from a number of people on the platform. Many of them had less than 10 international releases... I unsubbed years ago...

They gave us half an hour of drunk Hit and Run for listening to 3 hours of Stuckmann. As a treat

1:48:40 Actually, the full rule is “i before e, except after c, and when sounding like eh in a neighboring way, and on weekends and holidays, and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!” It’s a rough rule.

@techMan_25

2 ай бұрын

Now how do youvmake a word a plural?

@rileyjfosbre6383

2 ай бұрын

@@techMan_25 you add an “s” on the end, unless- [REDACTED] - and I’m not sure why it’s “geese”, since “moose” is spelled the same way, singular or plural, kind of like “sheep”. Wait, what?

You guys gotta do a book version of this podcast..EPAD. Every Page A Disappointment.

Genuinely, I'd be more interested to see a movie about pod racing than a movie about anything established in the sequel trilogy.

The Chronicles of Stuckmann: The Factor_, The Filmmaker and the Christmas Cracker Crown

Chris: "Avatar is the top movie you should see before you die." You: "Wait, I've already seen..." *Chris teleports behind you*

@jeremyusreevu237

2 ай бұрын

That's insanely metal.

@larsthemartian9554

2 ай бұрын

”Cameron has done it again!”

@JJHunsecker

25 күн бұрын

I cannot believe that anyone would put Avatar on their list of must-see movies. 😮 That movie has had no cultural impact whatsoever. It made a billion dollars at the theaters, and people forgot it the next week. 🎞📽🎬 By contrast, people STILL know the movie that gave us, "Here's looking at you, kid."

How does this guy get away with NEVER SAYING ANYTHING? Who's the audience for this? Meanwhile, tons of insightful YTers struggle to get subscribers; this is the world we live in now.

The only thing that reminds me of time passing while I listen to EFAP is the tearing of my sore ass. Which is one of the only things that brings me joy in life.

I love how an EFAP clip/supercut is 3 hours long lmao. The longmen strike again.

1:40:00, when the typo comes up a second time 😂😂😂 pure gold!

What people should understand is that...Stuckman deserves this. He is the one who wanted to elevate himself above others to be a film critic instead of just a film guy. Stuckman was the one with the pompous attitude and wanted to make money off this while others who offer way more get less. These people are doing an excellent job of showing why stuckmann is bad . He's getting actual critique...and anybody not on board is defending someone who is actually hurting film . Keep rocking guys. Watch the video from fury of the film fan, you'll see stuckmann has a history of bad moves with people . He deserves the hate

@jeremyusreevu237

2 ай бұрын

And his rabid fanbase will defend his every move, because Chris validates their toxic positivity.

I'm confused as to why this is a book and not a blog/video.

I saw the video cover and was genuinely terrified that Stuckman has written a children's book! Kids have enough crap to deal with- they don't need to get Stuckmanised on top of that.

Stuckmanize me, Longman!

Only EFAP could have a 3 hour SUPERCUT lol. Good listening material when im working on other stuff

Hi Wolf, hope you're doing well. I was wondering whether you would be willing to put the original EFAP episode number jn the title of the highlights. It would make it both easier to find a highlight, and to know whether you've seen the original episode.

@awcxy

2 ай бұрын

its in the video description

@stijnvandenheuvel8117

2 ай бұрын

@awcxy I know, but I have to click on the video to see descriptions, and seeing as I mostly watch KZread on my phone, that would mean having to click off whatever I might have been watching to see what the upload is from.

I love that the rest of the vid is just Mauler and metal black out drunk😅

This was a Solider highlight.

RAIN ASSAULTS THE GROUND

“What is myrrh, anyway?” “It is a valuable balm.” “A bomb?! Why would you give a baby a bomb?!"

I like how the last half hour is just highlights from the drunk stream. No mention of Stuckmann! (I prefer it that way)

“Because why die happy” at 51:53 had me laughing hysterically 😂

"Super-Solider" is killing me. I'm sorry. 🤣🤣🤣

This reminded me to rewatch the hit and run stream

1:40:30 As someone with dyslexia who can not spell soilder correct ever that hurts so much…I just noticied I misspelt soldier again. Usually I do spell it solider but this time I was thinking about it…and somehow still misspelt it.

*in reference to his TFA review Ugh, I'm sick of those arguments people make in favour of sequels/reboots; claiming that the only reason people didn't like it was because they're comparing it to the originals. It's utter nonsense. I've not even seen the originals, but I have enough knowledge about them to know how the new films contradict them and I have seen TFA and TLJ.. and I can give all kinds of reasons why they are Not good films without connecting them to the originals at all.. Yet I STILL see people defending them by saying everyone Just compares it to the original. They're essentially saying we are wrong for expecting a worthy sequel. What kind of argument is that??

Gentlemen, start the popcorn! (11 minutes for reference)

Have you uploaded the clip of the guy’s discovering the first cult of EFAP lore, NOOM, from at some point during the 150 three-parter?

I used to like that dude's "hilarocity" reviews. It was just some goofy mormon dude talking about bad movies. Something to put on, on the background. But he found some youtube success and believes it can help him realize his dream of making a hollywood movie. So he stopped all his criticism, the only thing anyone watched him for. Also 170 pages is barely a novella. Let alone a book.

My first movie theater experience was watching ET. Six year old me was awestruck.

I would genuinely love for yall to write the book Rags’s’s’s described. I feel like it would not only make for entertaining AND informative reading, but would definitely help fund future EFAPS. Please consider “Every Page A Pause”!

I'd myself make a huge list of "fun films" Like films that are just fun to watch but the higher the list the more the fun is also mixed with actual good quality so like independence day would be in there coz it's fun, the monsterverse movies but then towards the top is like terminator 2 and jurassic park

"My love of movies turned into my love of the art of film." 😅

EFAC 👉 Every Frame A Chris

his one Studio Ghibli movie is When Marnie Was There. one of their worst movies.

@DoYouFearTheBeanMan

19 күн бұрын

And since this book was released in 2016, he could have said any from Spirited Away to Marnie. My pick would be The Wind Rises for many reasons, not least of which being its semi-autobiographical nature for Miyazaki, and even Hideaki Anno (who voiced Horikoshi).

Let’s not forget this fruit came out as “Pansexual” a few years ago.

2:15:30 I think the commentary tracks Pretty Much It did with Chris Stuckmann on Signs and the Village are a good peek into what having a more in-depth conversation about the movies he loves is like.

Chris Stuckman is an anthropomorphic pair of khakis. He's a beige Toyota Sienna. He's luke warm given flesh.

The very 1st movie I ever saw in theaters was Disney’s The Little Mermaid…….when I was only 3 years old. Which, along with the McDonald’s happy meals commercials, is the farthest back that my memory goes.

“A simple pill, ingested by a man who received a simple idea, a simple thought".

This book has a higher goodreads score than Moby Dick

This is the livestream where I accidentally mistaken Don Bluth with Dom DeLuise. XD