"I grew up with Zod's snapped neck"

@arklaw8306

4 ай бұрын

*surrounded by Zod's snapped neck.

@brandonm1708

4 ай бұрын

@@arklaw8306now I’m just imagining Zod’s neck as super long and gross, like in Meat Canyon’s XQC animation

@N1ght_walk

4 ай бұрын

“I realize that missing you isn’t about how long it has been since we last spoke, or when I last saw you. I miss you in all the moments in between. When I’m in the middle of doing something, yet, wishing you were right here alongside me.” -Critical Drinker, Ryan Drake book So basically, you miss them all the time and you’re always thinking of them, but it took you more words to say it? Lol great writing, Critical Drinker

@brandonm1708

4 ай бұрын

@@N1ght_walk why you talking about Drinker here? Trying to pull some whataboutism?

@N1ght_walk

4 ай бұрын

@@brandonm1708 What are you talking about? We’re quoting bad dialogue from influencers here. Isn’t that the intent behind everyone’s comment of what they’re quoting, to make fun of how badly written it is? And Critical Drinker is a part of the EFAP community and has been a part of hundreds of EFAP videos, so him being mentioned isn’t out of the ordinary.

"I feel broken, sort of snapped, like Zod's neck." -Bilbo Baggins

@davidcatabui2018

3 ай бұрын

Chrilbo Staggins

@UltraGalaxyify

3 ай бұрын

"Come on, Mr. El! I can't snap Zod's neck for you, but I can snap you!" ----Samwise Wayne, probably

@JasonX909

2 ай бұрын

Can someone explain to this EFAP noob where the Bilbo Baggins meme comes from?

@davidcatabui2018

2 ай бұрын

@@JasonX909 who's the noob? We're all taking twists on a classic efap meme

@JasonX909

2 ай бұрын

@@davidcatabui2018 I started from the top and people are referencing it in Ep1, unless I missed something lol

"You merely adopted Zod's snapped neck, I was born in it"

@HectorLopez0217

4 ай бұрын

“Molded by it, I did not tell that to Zod’s neck until I was already a man and by than it was little more than SNAPPING!”

@blakan1478

4 ай бұрын

"I´m not wearing Zod´s snapped neck!"

@atomicdancer

4 ай бұрын

"Where's Zod's snapped neck?! Where is it?! You wouldn't give it to an ordinary citizen!" And I wrote this comment in only 20 seconds

@rocknatex5013

4 ай бұрын

"I'm just a Chris chasing Zod's snapped neck. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught it. I just *do* things."

@viddykhaos2896

3 ай бұрын

“You snap Zod’s neck and no one bats an eye…”

Stuckmann is such a great example of selling out morality and principle but lacking the intelligence and cunning to be successful.

@pntr92

4 ай бұрын

That's why I hate Chris Stuckman: He's an absolute shill, weasel, treacherous snake and pathological liar. How this guy became a big named KZread movie critic for how little intellectual thought he puts into his review astounds me since he's an insult to the profession he's supposed to uphold: giving an honest, unbiased critical analysis of a product that informs the audience of the quality of said product. Many people consider Stuckman an absolute shill and a fraud because he'll frame whatever false narrative, throw any group of people under the bus and even throw his own family under that same bus just to generate the most sympathy and likes. The dude lacks any form of self awareness that he contradicts his own principles and rules just to cater to the popular mindset and he even wound up saying the very thing Red Letter Media mocked (the very same channel that he previously praised and looked up to): the sentiment that big studios don't want audiences to ask questions, just consume product and be excited for next movie. The fact that he put out a video that further proves my point as he's says he's a movie critic...who doesn't critically analyze movies anymore. I'm sorry, what? That's the equivalent of being a photographer who doesn't take any photos, a boxer who doesn't fight or a ballerina who doesn't dance. What a worthless video from a worthless critic.

@Garrus1995

4 ай бұрын

I’ve really started to dislike him ever since he made his spiel about how he’s not gonna bad mouth movies anymore because “it’s hard to make movies and making KZread reviews isn’t.” It’s like, just because what he does is mindless and easy doesn’t mean every other critic out there is phoning it in. Guys like Mauler and other critics make what are essentially documentaries about films they both do and don’t like; that takes a lot of work and dedication. So for an idiot like Stuckmann to put down people who are much more insightful and hardworking than he is or has ever been is just utter BS.

@N1ght_walk

4 ай бұрын

So is Chris Gore. Remember he released My Big Fat Independent Movie in the early ‘00’s? Chris Gore then had his website (Film Thread, they also produced the movie) write a 5/5 star review for his movie, only then for Film Thread to get criticized for it because the movie was negatively panned by everyone when it was released. His website then moved away from doing any more press for the movie because of the backlash they received. What a shill.

@jeremyusreevu237

4 ай бұрын

@@N1ght_walk I've seen some trailers for My Big Fat Independent Movie. It looks pretty funny.

@trevorsalamander8711

4 ай бұрын

@@N1ght_walk I don’t know anything about that, but I feel like that might be unrelated to this topic.

Where’d you learn how to snap necks… On a farm?!

@jollygoodfellow3957

3 ай бұрын

That's a good one lol

@vinson1445

3 ай бұрын

Best comment in the thread.

@kingleech16

2 ай бұрын

How else do you keep chickens in line?

Zod's neck had its chance.

@Dial1800Harbinger2

2 ай бұрын

"Zod's snapped neck made its choice." -Extra Credits with special guest James Mendes Hoades.

"My son is twice the man you were." - Jorel "Over my snapped neck" - Genital Zod.

@scottski02

3 ай бұрын

"Good. Twice the pride, double the snapped necks."

Thing is, Batman and Superman finding out each other's identities was done just fine in the Animated series. Superman uses his X-Ray vision to see through Batman's cowl, then later Superman flies back to his Clark Kent apartment and finds a tracker on his cape, looks out the window to see Batman staring at him through binoculars. Now it's a push, neither one can reveal the other's Identity without the other being able to do the same. And most of that was done with zero dialogue. So it can be done, just not with jokey cringe dialogue.

@agitatedzone

4 ай бұрын

Tell that to zod's snapped neck

@noahsmith1053

4 ай бұрын

Odd that no one referenced that, hell you could reference that one show "The Batman" where the same dynamic essentially happens

@Raptorworld22

4 ай бұрын

@@noahsmith1053 Wait which episode is that? I have the whole The Batman series and I don't remember them meeting

@ggrarl

4 ай бұрын

​@@Raptorworld22 it was a two-part episode of Superman the animated series called "World’s Finest"

@Raptorworld22

4 ай бұрын

@@ggrarl That's Superman: The Animated Series crossing over with Batman: The animated Series. The Batman is a completely different animated show, and is the one that we're talking about.

My favorite Stuckmann moment was when Redlettermedia called him an asshole and he ended up crying about it.

"One does not simply snap Zod's neck..." -Boromir

Telling that to Zod's snapped neck is the only thing that brings me joy in life.

Where did you train ? ..... ON ZODS SNAPPED NECK ?!?!

"But he IS a prick! They're all pricks!" Rich Evans on Chris Stuckmann

The weirdest thing is that Stuckmann is launching a “new” type of video he calls “Feature Presentation” in which he will be talking about films that aren’t new releases. And I’m sitting watching this video and thinking “wait, so you’re gonna review movies? Isn’t that what you’ve been doing for like a decade?” Honestly, the guy’s content is so vapid that he thinks relabeling what he has been doing for years is somehow groundbreaking. Worse yet is his brain dead audience acts like this is a bold new direction for his channel.

@XTD74

4 ай бұрын

If your gonna attack Chris for that you have to attack every other KZreadr for that also, like RLM with there re:View since that’s the exact same thing your complaining about.

@Garrus1995

4 ай бұрын

@@XTD74 I highly doubt that Red Letter Media acted as if them doing reviews of older movies was a groundbreaking new direction for their channel. Stuckmann is acting like he is doing something new and special when really he’s doing exactly what he has been doing all along. The lack of self awareness is honestly mystifying.

The funniest thing about this whole situation was that Stuckmann hid behind the "I got death threats" excuse when he found out about people criticizing his rewrite and tried to use it to gather sympathy --- ended up working to some extent. But seriously, who's sending death threats over a hilariously bad rewrite?

@trequor

4 ай бұрын

For some people sending death threats to Stuckmann is the only thing that brings them joy in life

@AsperTheGhost

4 ай бұрын

​@@trequorYou're accusing me of sending threats to the Stuckmanizer BUT I NEVER DID, I NEVER DID, I NEVER DID, I NEVER DID...

@yinnyonline

4 ай бұрын

i dont even believe that the death threats exist most of the time. show me screenshots or youre lying for sympathy

@Psycorde

4 ай бұрын

​@@yinnyonline"this is so bad just kys ROFLMAO" - "death threat"

@ShadowRulah

4 ай бұрын

Everyone gets death threats but most people ignore them because they're not credible. The gorilla warfare copypasta is a death threat. Do you file a police report every time some kid in a COD lobby says he's going to come get you?

Could you imagine Batman calling himself "the worlds greatest detective'? Just starts bragging, "You know how many billions of dollars i have as well?" btw, I can bench almost 550lbs!"

@TheLeadhound

4 ай бұрын

That is literally a line in the Badman series when he can not tell the difference between Harvey, Two Face, and Scary Face.

@KingKayro87

3 ай бұрын

That sounds like a line you'd hear in the Lego Batman movie, where he was literally portrayed as a wealthy frat-boy man-child.

I'm so sad that no one is marveling at that amazing first line: "Rain assaults the ground"

@billybobsac4421

2 ай бұрын

Law & Order Special Victims theme cues

"I could snap necks all day." Captain America

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck sounds like its from a family guy cutaway gag.

It’s impressive that Stuckmann made a worse script than the actual Batman v Superman movie lol.

@jcore0981

4 ай бұрын

Dammit beat me to it😂

I’m tired of these m- f’ing Zods’ snapped necks on this m- f’ing plane!

I believe Armored Skeptic responded by saying he was honoered that Rich Evans called him a prick, meanwhile Stuckmann just made himself even more a meme to be ridiculed.

This is peak fire only joy material. Especially coupled with "the orphans had their chance".

"Telling that to Zod's snapped neck is my only joy in life."- Boogie Stuckmanized

As someone who had an extremely poor experience with Chris years ago and actually received real death threats for calling out his bullshit personality..it brings me great joy to see him dragged this hard .

@madmoviekid

8 күн бұрын

Read this if you want to find out what happened whathappenedtofuryofthefilmfan.blogspot.com/

I completely forgot that zod's snapped neck wasn't an actual line in the movie, the EFAP meme brainrot is strong

Where'd you learn to write, ON A FARM?!

If you have a person who thinks that is a decent line of dialogue, and that same person is making a film, you know it'll be dogshit.

@Garrus1995

4 ай бұрын

To be fair, it’s possible that Chris may have learned from his previous failings and actually put more thought into what he was making and it won’t be as godawful as we’d expect it to be. I’m not saying this is the likeliest scenario but I’m personally withholding judgments until the finished product is out. Again, not expecting much but sometimes people surprise you, you know?

@N1ght_walk

4 ай бұрын

@@Garrus1995Exactly. Look at Critical Drinker’s first few novels that he published almost a decade ago. His first few novels received mixed to negative reviews. A lot of critics called the plot for his books generic Same thing with Chris Gore. His first movie (My Big Fat Independent Movie) received negative reviews from critics and audiences. Chris Gore even had his website Film Thread (who Chris Gore was a co founder of, they even produced the film) write a 5/5 star review of his movie. What a shill. To this day, Chris Gore always says, “yeah, it was my first movie, I’d give myself a ‘C’ or ‘C-‘,” even though his movie was criticized WAY worse than that. Yet Critical Drinker and Chris Gore will say “Yeah, Chris Stuckmann’s first movie is gonna suck.”

@undefined1509

4 ай бұрын

​@@N1ght_walkAre they wrong? You can make bad or bland content and accurately judge other content.

@nathanjora7627

4 ай бұрын

@@N1ght_walkThere’s a difference between generic and bad, and if Chris gave himself a c to c-, well it seems like he understands he messed up, how does that affect the quality of stuckman’s movie ? Also they aren’t making that prediction based on this being his first film, everybody understands that anyone’s first work is pretty likely to not be their best, especially if they’re self taught, they’re making that prediction based on his understanding of stories and storytelling being consistently demonstrated as poor and surface level at best in his reviews. If someone that has accurate criticisms of movies and books isn’t even close to being guaranteed to make good movies/books, how much less confidence should we have that someone who doesn’t even make accurate criticisms of books and movies will make a good movie/book ? Also are you bringing up CD and Chris gore under every comment ? What the hell is wrong with you ?

@MesserMusic

4 ай бұрын

@@N1ght_walk the critical drinker is kind of an egomaniac

The fuqing lego Mauler makes this so much funnier

Where did you learn how to snap Zod's neck? *ON A FARM?!*

"Save... Zod..." "WHY DID YOU SNAP THAT NECK?!"

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️

Okay this script is bad, but my biggest laughs actually came from Mauler's goofy Welsh Superman

Please do videos on the Chinese Flute Guy from EFAP 61, and “Is This Supposed to be Alfred?”. Those were Joker Arc classics!

@mistermike4023

4 ай бұрын

Funny, I was just rewatching that EFAP just a day or two ago! And in case you were wondering, I wasn't bored! 🥳

@scottski02

4 ай бұрын

Oh God, Conflutius. That is an Eldar EFAP meme

Fringy's laugh is the only thing that brings me joy.

@mistermike4023

4 ай бұрын

What about Fringy's nough?

@HectorLopez0217

4 ай бұрын

@@mistermike4023Fringy gives joy but he also takes joy away

@liquidemotionzz3232

4 ай бұрын

Sorry fringys laugh KEEPS ME AWAY can't tell if it's a girl or trans laughing

@mistermike4023

4 ай бұрын

@@liquidemotionzz3232 Synthetic Man moment 💀

@ZenoDovahkiin

4 ай бұрын

Fringy doesn't cure the plague, he cures depression.

God, EFAP truly is a well of endless memes and moments...

We NEED a highlight of Darth Vader's loud soup and middle aged lesbian Luke Skywalker.

Captain Marvel: I've been fighting with one hand tied behind my back. The bad guy in the first movie idk: Tell that to the Don's snapped hand.

It's easy to forget Vito wasn't always a huge lolcow

@Psycorde

4 ай бұрын

Who's Vito? Vito is a pedo

@gr33nsk1n

4 ай бұрын

Him defending a pedo was weird

@burgertime6372

3 ай бұрын

He was a real snap from behind kinda guy

Both scariest and funniest part is that in terms of writing Zod's neck is superior to everything that was written by Doug Walker and Lindsay Ellis combined.

@orxy5316

3 ай бұрын

Cope

Where did you learn to fight? ON A SNAPPED NECK?!?!

Wow. This the first time I have heard Stuckman’s full rewrite and man… what an experience

It's an adorable fanfic.

I cannot wait for the dialogue in Shelby Oaks. I cannot wait to laugh.

Zod's snapped neck had its chance

I've been Stuckmanized, and it makes me feel dirty.

@FlorisDVijfde

2 ай бұрын

It's what happens before you find better content.

"EXPLODES into view" I needed to hear the team reading the shit scene again.

amazing, i had no idea Stuckmann was the author of the "with a car, you can go anywhere you want" copypasta

They they did him so dirty reading his shitty fanfic like that😂

8:22 "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

"I grew up surrounded by Zod's snapped neck" "Where did you learn to snap Zod's neck, on a farm?" "You merely adopted Zod's snapped neck, I was born in it, moulded by it" "The day you snapped Zod's neck was the most important day in your life, for me it was tuesday"

I remember Zod's Snapped Neck, funny guy. Easily Stuckmann's best character. I think he was Bruce's therapist or something.

Zod’s neck is distasteful… to me.

The title is one of my all time favorite quotes, tysm for all these beautiful clips

“Zod’s Snapped neck is the only thing that brings joy in my life” -Karlbro Elbins

Ahh I totally forgot that one. 😂 This highlight channel is so great, it made me into EFAP again. I took a break of any sort of media analysis a while ago, not just them. I didn't realized I missed this podcast so much ❤

Chris's story made my neck ache. I hope Superman can fix it.

This script has Threat Level Midnight vibes…

“Rain assaults the ground…” 🤦‍♂️

"Zods snapped neck is the only thing that brings me joy in life" - boogles199

I do believe this was written in 20 minutes, if any more time had been spent on it and it still turned out like that would really reflect poor writing skills.

Man, I miss Wolf.

@matthewrowe9903

4 ай бұрын

Same here he was a top wolf

Wow, there were times when Stuckman was allowed to dislike something. I almost forgot them. Wild.

This is why if you're a novice or first-time writer, you should HAVE objective friends or colleagues whose opinions you value, to critique your work. Stuckman obviously lacks this support system as NO sensible human being (or good friend) would've allowed him to post that embarrassing "re-write" for the world to see. 🤔 Unless they despise him and wanted him to make a fool of himself.

@DaMaster012

4 ай бұрын

If you want to truly tell someone that you hate them and want to see them annihilated with no hope of correcting themselves, tell them that everything they do is perfect and they don't need to change or improve, because they're already perfect.

@justinambru8529

3 ай бұрын

Guess that confirms it left wing hollywood is evil.

Oh my god this is borderline porn writing. Lol😂

Wolf just gotta say I LOVE the outro with the “EVERY. SINGLE. FRAME.” 😂

“Why did you say that name!”

Chris Stuckmann writing makes Zack Synder look like Quentin Tarantino without the foot fetish.

I do feel bad for Stuckmann. He grew up in a Jehovah's Witness household which explains alot of his lack of self awareness due to him being sheltered and watching movies was the only thing that gave him comfort as a kid. Unfortunately, he is one of those people that lacks talent in something that they are very passionate about which is movie making.

“It sure is great not having a snapped neck.” “Hi Squidward.” “Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!”

The 'vision' which stops Bruce would work _if_ Superman wasn't actually a mass murderer and a continuous threat to city infrastructure and millions of civilian lives. Basically Thomas and _Kal_ would have to have something in common whatsoever. Maybe, _maybe_ if Lois said Clark was her child's father but I can't see that happening with any measure of good dialogue.

Stuckmann being an idiot is the only thing that brings me joy in life

Where did you learn to snap necks? On a farm?!

Salvage the DCEU! Release the Stuckman cut!! 🤣😂

I can't wait for the highlights for latest EFAP. Especially, the part where NKB reveals that he's mad that Patrician called him a cuck.

Zodds neck would do the same to you if given the opportunity

13:02 *Looks at chat* Oof.

this would be a nice thing to add into that short film he made that was on EFAP movies " -You're still writing all these shitty scripts! -Tell that to Zod's snapped neck."

This is a great reinforcement of the New Years Stuckmann episode. His film is not going to be good, but it should at least be funny.

I love when they talk about Stuckmann it’s funny every single time.

He wrote it like a book 🤦 Tell that to Superman’s cradled neck

7:19 💀

I'm surprised Chris' script didn't have Batman and Superman strip down to their underwear and start wrestling.

Tell that to Shelbys snapped oaks

@jimnasium3208

2 ай бұрын

🤣

Batmans response to Superman calling him a killer vigilante could have been "you're one to talk, or was Zod just more 'collateral damage'?"

‘I’m not going to review Zod’s snapped neck’

Batman calling *himself* "the world's greatest detective", ugh so good

Prefect timing i started rewatching this efap 😂

telling that to Boogie's sprained ankle is the only joy i've had in my life for 30 years

Obi Wan: "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!" Anakin: "You underestimate Zod's snapped neck!"

Well, after hearing this guy, kinda makes me nervous about my own ideas on rewrites.

"Look, man you can't go around murdering people, you're just like one of the criminals, tell that to Zod's snapped neck" my favorite iteration

It certainly *sounds* like he wrote it in twenty minutes. 😂😂😂

Watching this after EFAP's new vid about Chris Stuckmann on Madam Web, where he said creatives are never at fault and if anything goes wrong in a film it's because of "the studio". He kept saying he knows what it's like because he's a creative too. So my question is, did "the studio" make him do this? Or does CS want to take back that "creatives" never make anything bad? Re Mauler asking if it's criticism that makes praise meaningful- indeed, this is why on all the talent shows Simon Cowell judges it's him everyone wants to hear from. They know he's the toughest, so it's extra special when he gives praise.

Makes the bvs script seen like Shawshank redemption

He made a video coming out as a pansexual thats when i had enough

@trevorsalamander8711

4 ай бұрын

NO WAY

@misterspinach8659

4 ай бұрын

Bffffft Wait,what?!😆 As if I didn't already have enough reason to laugh at Stuckmann...

@aceattorneygeneral3922

4 ай бұрын

It was a few years back he was going on about something and outta knowere he says it

@GigaChadh976

3 ай бұрын

@@aceattorneygeneral3922hes been getting fat. He licks the pan clean. Ergo pansexual

You should make a slice and dice supercut.

Making the Batman v Superman script worse....beat.... is the only thing that brings me joy.

THIS IS ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK! -Leonidas

chris' bvs rewrite is the gift that keeps on giving. he is a certifiable lolcow. (that's right, i'm throwing down like it's the early 2010s.) no matter how old it gets, there's something fascinating about the mindset that thought it up.