JLongbone, proving women CAN be funny...

@ryanwood6754

4 ай бұрын

And the irony of twitter calling us sexist and racist when we love Jlongbone a funny and intelligent black women who never fails to entertain and yet we are the racists whilst they ree at her

@mikeb6085

4 ай бұрын

​@@ryanwood6754 Black women are supposed to be helpless pawns for strategical use in debate, they're not supposed to THINK or have OPINIONS, ew.

@Darkington

2 ай бұрын

I forget which video he said it in but, Little Platoon summed it up best saying the funniest women are the one's who don't call themselves professional comedians.

JLongbone: "God stuckmann is annoying" Twitter goblins: *"I diagnose you with **_MAMMY_** "*

@jaredarmstrong7403

4 ай бұрын

Only WE can use racial pejoratives! No one else is allowed to!

@daveo311290

4 ай бұрын

I would take that as a compliment. Mammy is a great character

@ab-gail

4 ай бұрын

@@daveo311290 She was legit!

@parytheplatipus

4 ай бұрын

JLongbone: “Stuckman is annoying” Twitter: “Ni-“

@RorytheRomulan

4 ай бұрын

They can't even call her "mammy". Their only interaction with her is on Twitter, so they just assume she's a white man from the picture without even a cursory glance at the videos or even the thumbnails. When there is a link to her channel in her profile.

"Chris Stuckmann is all about love and positivity so die" is a really good phrase that shows how unhinged these people obssesed with toxic "positivity" are! XD

@uneterostardust8233

4 ай бұрын

you could not even parody it, these Clown people can't even put a mask on their behavior kinda reminds me of Wonder woman now: I beliv in Luv **Fires Love lazer to kill villain**

@dough1595

4 ай бұрын

"I'm filled with love, you're filled with hate'', followed by the most hateful shit you've ever read.

@RorytheRomulan

4 ай бұрын

That basically sums up Twitter.

@The90sDoggo

4 ай бұрын

@@dough1595 Because its okay to be hateful towards people who disagree with me! XD

@The90sDoggo

4 ай бұрын

@@uneterostardust8233 I will destroy you with the power of love and happiness! XD

By these people’s logic, a teacher should never fail a student because they understand how difficult the subject is.

@hashvendetta7226

4 ай бұрын

That is unironically their logic, though. Just look at any woke shitehole and their future school initiatives.

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

4 ай бұрын

Essentially the No Child Left Behind act, yes

@souvikmitra6161

4 ай бұрын

It's such an idealistic mindset it's not even ideal in any world. Even utopian.

@viddykhaos2896

3 ай бұрын

@@souvikmitra6161it is not even respectful to the creative. Imagine, that a teacher passes a student even if he or she failed. It would hurt the student long term. An actual teacher critiques work fairly and respectfully BECAUSE they want the best students possible. Same here.

@souvikmitra6161

3 ай бұрын

@@viddykhaos2896 exactly.

imagine being offended when someone calls someone annoying... that's fucking pathetic...

@Nia_dota

4 ай бұрын

classic twitter unfortunately

@Garrus1995

4 ай бұрын

It goes to show you how thin skinned Stuckmann and his flunkies are. God forbid someone doesn’t see eye to eye with you and deigns to criticize you for it. Surely, that means they’re an irredeemably evil person and worthy of all kinds of scorn.

@wingedassassin9999

4 ай бұрын

you are annoying

@thatguywesmaranan

4 ай бұрын

@@Nia_dotaindeed... and people on there think they're hot shit no matter how asinine some of their opinions are...

@SpookyScarySkeletor

4 ай бұрын

the worst part about it is that they're offended by someone else being called annoying. Like what?

JLongbone's cackling gremlin laugh is the only thing that brings me joy in life

@gtc4692

2 ай бұрын

And Rich Even’s laugh. I wonder if it would cause a rip in the fabric of space/time if they got together and laughed? Lol

considering all the shit J has said over the years, calling chris "annoying" is tame. lololol

@ab-gail

4 ай бұрын

Shows how thin skinned these types are.

@mikeb6085

4 ай бұрын

Good thing they'd never actually make an effort to know or understand anything about the person they crucify.

@akajay7356

3 ай бұрын

😂😂

You ever notice that people who preach about being wholesome, nice and positive are some of the most annoyingly vicious people you ever see?

@-PVL93-

4 ай бұрын

Virtue signallers are always the worst offenders. Every single time.

@kiofea

3 ай бұрын

Just like the people that claim to be diverse, equal, and inclusive are the most bigoted.

@FrostyMountain-wo3kl

2 ай бұрын

The left doesn’t understand that diversity requires separating people into groups.

@ravenID429

2 ай бұрын

YES it’s insane

Some people just can't handle a strong, independent black woman smh

@christopherkelley1664

4 ай бұрын

I only like the good ones, not the karens. JLongbone is a good one.

the fact that people agreeing with J are actual film makers and critics while the ones disagreeing are wannabes and simps is funny

@peanutgallery4

4 ай бұрын

Brown table made films

@zetastreaker47

4 ай бұрын

Irony is an incredible thing.

@R0CKDRIG0

4 ай бұрын

It's worse: Stuckmann's own fanbase is roasting him for selling out but he's is getting defended by a toxic positivity crowd that didn't even watch his video. The situation is fucking backwards.

@GenesisBoi

4 ай бұрын

​@@R0CKDRIG0so not even his fans are defending him?!

@zetastreaker47

4 ай бұрын

@@R0CKDRIG0 it’s a situation you would find from Bizarro World.

12:14 Great point by Rags about how movie makers have completely lost the point and the purpose of making movies. Movies are not "gifts" that have been bestowed on us by our "betters." Our relationship with movie studios is strictly transactional. We don't don't "owe" them our loyalty or our patronage. We gave them money and THEY owe us a product that isn't sh*tty.

@MrGeorgeFlorcus

4 ай бұрын

It's such a powerful argument that people have forgotten how to use. Money is a hard thing to acquire, for most people. Usually involves work, and for many that means hard, laborious work. Lifting heavy things, walking/traveling large distances in a day, dealing with irrational, foul-tempered people, putting your hands and/or feet into something really disgusting, breathing chemicals that might be killing you slowly, that kind of stuff. And money is powerful, too. It can be used to buy property, personal vehicles, acquire higher education, and buy you things that make your every day easier and more pleasant. For someone to willingly exchange something so valuable that fought tooth and nail to earn for something as frivolous as an afternoon in a loud, dark room, surrounded by strangers, they better be getting something REALLY worthwhile in exchange. Anything less is a bold-faced insult.

@poe-master-6913

4 ай бұрын

@geFlorcus that's because people making such arguments do not know or have forgotten what it's like to struggle with money. They live a cushy life in some urban center while working an unimportant job in a soulless tech corporation and bathing in a "progressive" propaganda.

@garriarts

3 ай бұрын

And yet people are easy to throw it away on useless crap

@la_scrittice_vita

4 күн бұрын

I remember David Goyer and a bunch of his type weighing in on the backlash of Mass Effect 3, and it was telling seeing who was offended--I mean violently angry the way they only get when they're scared sh*tless by an idea--at the _suggestion_ the company owed the customer anything more than the contents of a box. They were _seething_ that players thought they had any function (like expressing an opinion) after handing over their money and receiving whatever Bioware saw fit to put in the box.

By the detractors' logic, if they think what JLongbone wrote was bad then they should not address it, right? Indeed, if there is no such thing as bad, then what are they objecting to?

@Garrus1995

4 ай бұрын

We officially live in an age wherein the truth no longer exists.

"I tried making movies and realized how hard it was!" Translation: I realized I sucked. Because people told me I sucked. So nobody should ever tell anyone how hard they suck, so that I never have to hear about how hard I suck ever again.

JLongbone is easily one of my favorite EFAP guests. Not only does she add a lot to the streams, but her solo content is genuinely hilarious. Those Twitter trolls mad at J for speaking facts about Chris can cope and seethe.

@HectorLopez0217

4 ай бұрын

My favorite was during the black widow efap when someone called Packet was calling her a token black not knowing Fringy was on. It’s where Fringy being the most moral person came from

@jeremyusreevu237

4 ай бұрын

@@HectorLopez0217 Oh, really?! That's hilarious!

@scottishcelts2040

4 ай бұрын

Sub to her channel dude her boogie video is awsome

@macalveyggg6552

4 ай бұрын

@@HectorLopez0217please gimme a timestamp

@jeremyusreevu237

4 ай бұрын

@@scottishcelts2040 Oh don't worry. I am subbed to her. I also love her video on The Problem With Apu. It's a genuinely great video.

Chris Stuckman is a religion of peace!

@woodwyrm

4 ай бұрын

lmao Only incidents of peace on Stuckmans X account!

Twitter "We'll be free if all our enemies are dead"

@Nexus_Hives

4 ай бұрын

They would turn on each other until only one was left standing.

@crimsonpotemkin

4 ай бұрын

Twitter is more like Marley, who use every dirty tactic and then always shift the blame to everyone else.

@mrxxx267

4 ай бұрын

Also twitter: "We killed them so that we made you all kill us and save social media"

@geneangrypenguin5876

4 ай бұрын

Technically true, the best kind of true *loads various arms*

@bwestacado9643

4 ай бұрын

​@@geneangrypenguin5876 The woke eat their own, so no it's not true. They wouldn't suddenly be happy in a utopia. They'd be in an increasingly crumbling and failing infrastructure they couldn't fix, then they'd start pointing guns at each other to force someone else to fix it, then they'd just delete each other until the remains of society collapsed

Saying that people have to be movie makers in order to critique movies, is like saying you have to be a chef to know there's a fly in your soup.

@Mangaka-ml6xo

4 ай бұрын

I like to use the analogy of "If I take a shit on a plate and serve it to you, you will eat it and not complain since you're not a chef right?"

I've never made a spaceship. I know it's hard. I can still look back at the Challenger and say "Well they really screwed up with that one."

The fact that J tweet pissed off a majority of film twitter just shows how really defensive they are when it comes to subject.

Hearing Drinker talk about his film vs. Chris talk about his film, you can definitely tell who has more passion for what they're doing.

JLongbone: "He is so annoying oh my GAWD lol" Twitter: "And I took that personally"

There really are some truly unpleasant people who will die on the strangest hills on twitter. A critic who will not critique is useless. We also already have a name for that, a shill.

"Chris Stuckmann is all about love and positivity so die" Well. If that doesn't sum up that fanbase, I don't know what does.

@ravenID429

2 ай бұрын

It sums up that entire mindset of people who claim to care so much about positivity and acceptance lol

JLongBone continues to tell the truth

Elon should pay Jlongbone to sue the one who misgendered her

@varogoth

4 ай бұрын

Still a dude, no matter what he "identifies" as

@manoelfigueiredo1171

4 ай бұрын

@@varogoth err..brother? Jlongbone is actually a lass

@TheFatalcrest

4 ай бұрын

​@@varogothWrong J.

@marakrofitcac3425

4 ай бұрын

@@varogothhow does this sentiment show up when the podcast has Jay as a consistent guest? It’s genuinely fascinating.

@HectorLopez0217

4 ай бұрын

@@marakrofitcac3425 Jay and YMS have talked about it where if you’re not entirely political you will get views and subs from people that disagree with their views. People still get surprised YMS is a gay furry from Canada

The attitude people like HiTop and Browntable have are the reason why the entertainment industry is falling apart by the seams. Defending terrible products has diluted quality everywhere and it’s giving entertainment companies an excuse to not have to try anymore. This is how we get garbage like SS: KtJL, Madame Web, and the Accolyte (it’s not out yet, but we all know it’s gonna be shit).

@jervistetchMadHater

5 күн бұрын

How right you are.

Chris' Madame Web video is why I'm still just gonna stick with Jeremy Jahns. At least he's willing to say that a movie is crap without doing so in a stupid, road-about way. In his Worst of 2023 list, he quotes Breaking Bad and says that he enjoys doing 'Worst of' lists.

@Garrus1995

4 ай бұрын

Jahns is actually trying to have fun with what he’s doing. Yeah, he clearly loves movies, but he’ll still call a spade a spade and tell you when something is bad. Chris has always been a bit of a robot, but lately it’s like he has been reprogrammed to never speak ill of his new masters in the film industry.

It's funny that the people jumping on the Stuckmann "Blame the Studios" bandwagon are the same people who've been defending Marvel and Star Wars for years.

This is actually pretty wholesome. J angers the X Goblins and her buddies come to her defense ❤

@hope-cat4894

4 ай бұрын

It's very chivalrous. ☺️

@Garrus1995

4 ай бұрын

The EFAP crew are by and large honorable dudes who have no problem coming to the defense of one of their amigos.

@ab-gail

4 ай бұрын

Pure kino

@lordofthepizzapie9319

4 ай бұрын

White pills injected directly into your vein.

Wolfy, that's one of the funniest thumbnails you've made. I love it. 🤣🤣🤣

@lordkrauser

4 ай бұрын

Only things that would make it better is the Twitter/X logo on Eren's back and maybe make his hair some garish pink or green.

Shocking that a Browntable take is absolute pandering shit.

@allthingslegends

4 ай бұрын

“Sexual harrasment” - Moviebilbus Baginias

@zillauniverse7208

3 ай бұрын

Shame because I used to also look up to him, also didn’t he crapped on Taika Waititi when he was shitting on Thor Love & Thunder?

If movie critics only reviewed movies they liked or "good" movies, then everything they don't review would be considered "bad" by default. But there are soooooo many movies that don't get reviewed due to the volume of the movies released each year, so a bunch of movies that haven't been reviewed would just be considered "bad" and left alone. Here's the best part; eventually, we'd (the general movie going public) figure out that there are definitely good movies being missed and dive into the "unreviewables" separating the wheat from the chaff on our own and naturally undermine these snooty d-bags in the process. XD

love the thumbnail

@SolarDragon007

4 ай бұрын

On that day, Twitter received a grim reminder....

What's funny about the "He made a movie so he knows how hard it is" take is, knowing how hard it is to make a movie is why we aren't all making movies. No shit. That's something that separates common sense from needing to fail at something to understand it.

@mrshmuga9

4 ай бұрын

I don’t know how anyone who is even tangentially aware of movies couldn’t understand making movies is hard without doing it themselves. It sounds like feigning ignorance (on behalf of everyone) in order to say Chris has authority to speak and everyone else has to shut it. As if people can’t observe things for themselves.

@darkpuppetlordful

4 ай бұрын

I'll give them that making a movie does give you a special angle to view other movies through, but I'd argue stuckmann is wasting that by not talking about the "negatives" in the context of the shit that is especially difficult or that he found a solution in his own work

@KaNoMikoProductions

4 ай бұрын

Moreover, by the logic of the statement itself, whoever makes it ALSO has to have made a movie, otherwise they're in no position to know how hard it is and ascribe the knowledge to others with the same experience.

@XenoSpyro

4 ай бұрын

Watch the behind the scenes for Aliens and immediately think "So this is what hell looks like."

@NineSun001

4 ай бұрын

Seems like 90% of twitter users have not evolved past the intellect of a 5 year old who needs to touch the hot plate to understand it is hot. They are obviously not intelligent enough to understand abstraction. With now that I've written that it sounds uncannily true.

Hitop is a savage. He reminded people that Stuckman made a movie that no one heard of and that it was shit. P.S; Stuckman is indeed annoying and fucking boring.

This jlongbone dude is a cool guy.

You can't spell Twitter without 'Twit.'

@gsgunawan80

4 ай бұрын

Press X with your thumb

The idea that because you make films you're so sympathetic to the process that you can no longer express negative opinions on the entire medium is stupid. At the very least he could have pivoted towards making a video filled with constructive criticism, pointing out major failings while giving opinions on what could have been done differently. But nothing is gained when he goes to watch a bad film, sits down in front of the camera, and refuses to levy any significant criticism at the film.

JLongbone cracks me up. 😂

Nice =/= Passive-aggressive

JLongbone just wants to watch the world burn.

Of course it was hi-top

You know when I learned making media was hard? I was a little kid, playing Star Wars: Republic Commando. For each campaign completed, you unlocked a behind-the-scenes video. There was a concept art montage, an interview with Temuera Morrison, the foley artist talking about and showing how they made the game's sound effects, and a look at how they brought in military advisors to teach them how a special forces squad would operate. It was not only fucking awesome, but it was eye-opening even when I was 7 or 8 years old. It did not take a lot of brainpower to go on with my life and transfer this knowledge onto other things. Making things is hard, to varying degrees and with varying levels of success. It wasn't difficult to understand then, and it's certainly much easier to understand now.

I hope JLongbone makes more posts of other "movie reviewers" and just calls them annoying. The replies are just too funny.

I recently discovered JLongbone, love her reviews, she really funny and light hearted. It's cool you guys are hanging out.

Filmmaking is really unique because someone with zero hands-on experience can gain a lot of knowledge simply by watching movies (and BTS footage). There is actually such a thing as an "experienced audience", which is what we expect critics to be.

Pretty much every occupation is difficult. Difference is that these Hollywood filmmakers's job is to make good films that make money, and they're paid very well to do just that. If you don't criticize or call them out when they don't do their job well, they're going to keep producing garbage.

JLB: says guy is annoying X: **combusts**

My take, people like stuckman believe in their heart of hearts that the executive side is pure money seeking automatons who will ignore any insult if it gets them a 1% greater margin. They simultaneously believe (correctly) that their "fellow creatives" are thin skinned little whiners who will blacklist anyone who says anything mean about them.

@David_the_Psalmist

4 ай бұрын

Now here's what I find interesting; wouldn't the executives be the one holding and writing the blacklist? If Stuckman's motivated by fear of the blacklist, he probably shouldn't be provoking the studios.

@janehrahan5116

4 ай бұрын

I do not know who does or doesn't hold the blacklists if they exist. What I do know is that their behavior shows that all these "fellow artists" hate each other and don't respect each other. Which is far meaner than a few mean words.

@David_the_Psalmist

4 ай бұрын

@@janehrahan5116 Oh absolutely. They’re like catty rich ladies or politicians, possibly even a cult.

@hope-cat4894

4 ай бұрын

​@@David_the_Psalmist Most likely they are all three of those things.

The argument of "If you are a film maker; you don't get to have opinions on other's films" Is so stupid, it can only fly on this stupid age we are stuck in.

46:41 The Stuckmanization and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

I binge watch JLongBones Robyn Hood and Dracula. She's funny as fuck.

Jesus I didn’t think Hitop could be any more pretentious

I think Jlongbone is a pretty cool guy. Eh is funny and doesn't afraid of anything.

Saw this live, but I immediately clicked to watch again. And the thumbnail? LMFAO

Chefs kiss to Wolf, these highlight videos have been so nice. Also they’ve gotten better and more polished over the past month. 👍

47:09 Holy shit that message about sticking their finger in her eye to feel her iris. That the kind of person who usually comment things like that after saying you should be respectful or nice with others. Kind of like Patrick Wilhem who shat on people who disliked or hated "The Last Jedi" then went and said something like "I would kill you if I could" on X to J.J. Abrams. Those people shouldn't be allowed outside their homes, they are fucking time bombs ready to stab you over any disagreement.

The argument he's made a movie has 0 weight. So have directors like Uve Boll and we all laugh at his shite

Has Chris Stuckmann actually directed a film or is this the Mandella Effect at work?

@jeremyusreevu237

4 ай бұрын

He directed a couple short films, and his official debut, Shelby Oaks, is in the works.

@ab-gail

4 ай бұрын

Efap actually reacted to one of his shorts. It’s an Efap Mini. The short is called “Notes from Melonie.”

I love me some JLongbone. Still the only creator I'll watch live. Her content is so funny I can't miss it 😂. Seeing the Efap crew jump to her defense has definitely endeared them to me. I have watched some of their content, but not much. I mostly watch whatever episodes JL is on and that's it

The thumbnail is a work of art. It's the only thing that brings me joy in life.

"Does TheQuartering even review movies?" "That depends, on a specific level, No. Compared to Chris Stuckman? Yes!"

Ahahaha, top-feckin'-notch thumbnail. 🤣 Thanks for that laugh!

These thumbnails are cursed... I love them.

If you don't want to offend the people you want to hire you maybe don't be their critic?

The replies to this tweet are like half the EFAP Rogue's Gallery. It's like the Legion of Doom showed up to battle J-Longbone.

Wow ... this is like, really good. Happy to share this with "This is what I spend my time listening to" thank you

"On that day, mankind received a grim reminder..." _(cackle!)_

Imagine Hitop calling someone a clown

About time we get to support efap on this channel. Dont skip adds people ❤

"I'M A FILMAKER, DOCTOR"

It's a fair point, but in general, practical knowledge is superior theoretical knowledge. The difference in reading a book on how to swim versus diving into the water, can be vast. There are cases where an individual lords over people with their practical knowledge, but in general practice gives nuance theory will never get. Stress, intensity, managing emotion, talking about robbing a bank is much different than standing in front of a bank, being like, "Lets do this"

Getting stuckmannized has become much more sinister of a proposition as of late.

God, Twitter is filled with the most woke and braindead.

Attack on Longbone!

Yaaaaaaaaas perfect timing 🎉

"I've read what he's written and it's not what's on screen." so... the writer for the movies.... had his writing NOT on screen... so the good things he wrote weren't in the movie.... ?? That twitter gremlin didn't make a coherent argument and only made their position look like "He didn't write any of what was in the movie. the things he wrote were good but not in the movie."

27:28 Respect to Gary for saying this. A huge amount of people seem to think things like _"the line at Starbucks is too long"_ means their life is a struggle.

I’d expect this from the fan base of some e-girl twitch streamer, but some random dude who’s a movie “critic” on KZread? Ironic that they accuse others of living in their mom’s basement.

The ending was insanely funny

I wonder if Chris doesn't want to criticize other people's movies, not because he's afraid of burning bridges, but because he's afraid of his own movie being criticized.

EFAP AoT coverage when? I remember Wolf saying he liked it long ago.

That thumbnail is top fucking tier

Been with you for 9 years, keep up the amazing hype max!

The perfect counter to Chris is the OG's: RLM. Since the start, they've made their own movies (and Space Cop later) and constantly reference their own experience when criticizing others. We all know, they are definitely not afraid of calling a movie shit, but they tend to look into and deduce who's at fault before making blanket statements.

Shit is shit no matter how hard you have to push

People confuse positive criticism with “good job” rather than “this, this and this suck. Try again and maybe do this, this and this instead”

Just look at Apocalypse Now for example. That had an infamous and incredibly difficult behind the scene drama but the director still made a good movie because he was talented.

I now need to see this crossover! "Friday Night EFAP!!!" Wait.

The thing that I find particularly funny about this whole thing is no shit these movies fail. Morbius and Madame Web are about as fucking Z-List as you can get. Who are we gonna do next and be "genuinely" shocked that it failed? A fucking Flamingo movie? Or maybe Professor Pyg spin-off from The Batman? And all of these films are things that people have zero interest in seeing anyway. This stopped being about movies a long time ago and pretending to give a shit is laughable. Hahaha.

@stainedclassv0114

3 ай бұрын

I think that it is entirely possible to make a successful movie out of a Z-List property that only the biggest geeks knew about. I mean, Blade and Guardians Of The Galaxy weren't exactly well known before those successful and enduring movies came out, but I think it's the fucking horrible execution of these movies, promotions, and products more than anything else.

lmao I recognize redshot sherwood in the chat from oc's chat in efap 218. 17:14

@jeremyusreevu237

4 ай бұрын

And above him is Robert Torch the dude who made that hilarious fake Dr Strange MOM defense video.

I want to take JLongbone and Rich Evans to a comedy club and see if they cause a rip in space/time.

DID EFAP WATCH ATTACK ON TITAN????? OH MY GOD PLEASE TALK ABOUT IT

@leipzigergnom

4 ай бұрын

I doubt that Rags would wanna watch it

*JLongbone:* he is so annoying oh my GAWD lol *Twitter:* So you have chosen *DEATH.* Love the Attack on Titan thumbnail, Wolf! 😆 Keep up the good work! ❤

Imagine having a skull the size of chris, he looks like a wwe character from the n64

@coltonwilkie241

3 ай бұрын

The Funkotaker was his WWE name

We're doomed as a species

Browntable now that’s a name I haven’t heard in quite some time.

Her reaction when Matt shows up on screen. 😂

Sometimes that always strikes me is when people seem to think their ignorance makes them better and smarter. The sheer immaturity of someone being thoroughly ignorant and uncritical, in this case, about the difficulties of film making, that they think getting one (1) experience point on it makes them better and more mature than anybody else.

The thumbnail 😭