Chris Stuckmann's Empty Review of 2023 | EFAP Highlight

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Stuckmann gives us a wonderful year in review, where he dedicates less than 15 seconds to reviewing his favorite films.
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  • @EFAPHighlights
    @EFAPHighlights4 ай бұрын

    Happy New Year, everyone! Minor update after my previous post: due to last minute complications with hours at my day job, the original plan of getting five videos/shorts out per week may not be feasible for the time being, but is still something I'm shooting for in the future. I've got a small backlog of content that will come out regularly for the next couple weeks at least, and hopefully the situation at work will be fixed up quickly. If not, we'll keep to about 2-3 videos a week, with highlights from the latest episodes following the day after an episode premiers. Thanks for watching!

  • @Necrow_Productions

    @Necrow_Productions

    4 ай бұрын

    No worries man, You have been spoiling us with great moments from EFAP. Take care of yourself dude. I can't wait to see this channel filled with 1.2 BILLLLLLLION videos!

  • @gin3648

    @gin3648

    4 ай бұрын

    No worries big chief. Life happens.

  • @Knabtube626

    @Knabtube626

    4 ай бұрын

    Wolf..it’s so great to hear your voice in an EFAP related video again. Thanks for the high quality clips.

  • @chanceneck8072

    @chanceneck8072

    4 ай бұрын

    I'm shocked to hear you still have a day job. I thought all this long form content over several years was insanely profitable. At least I thought your podcast was one of the most popular ones, besides being the longest. Like I myself watched EFAP Order #66 at least 4 or 5 times all the way through.... 😅 I genuinely thought, you were putting less and less time and effort in your Critique series, because doing these podcasts and gaming videos turned out being WAAY much easier and more profitable..... 🤔🤷‍♂️

  • @chanceneck8072

    @chanceneck8072

    4 ай бұрын

    @@awhellnah__ Ah, yes okay. That helped a lot actually. Dishonored Wolf? 🥹 Oh, glad to hear, he's still somewhat involved. Glad to hear, he has a day job. 😅 That means, he's already doing better currently than I am. That warms my heart....

  • @DeadendSatellite
    @DeadendSatellite4 ай бұрын

    I went to the Cinema. It was nice. Chris Stuckmann - 2023

  • @mala6238

    @mala6238

    4 ай бұрын

    "It was cinema"

  • @necroplastful

    @necroplastful

    4 ай бұрын

    WAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *epic musiiiic*

  • @youtubeviolatedme7123

    @youtubeviolatedme7123

    3 ай бұрын

    "The shot composition was breathtaking"

  • @mordirit8727

    @mordirit8727

    3 ай бұрын

    "The cinematography was cinematographic"

  • @regonik

    @regonik

    2 ай бұрын

    "The soundtrack was composed with talent"

  • @MicrosoftNestleTea
    @MicrosoftNestleTea4 ай бұрын

    Only with EFAP can we have a 93 minute long highlight.

  • @andrewhaywood531

    @andrewhaywood531

    4 ай бұрын

    It's only a mere 83 minutes.

  • @MicrosoftNestleTea

    @MicrosoftNestleTea

    4 ай бұрын

    I have been corrected, Keeper of the Long.

  • @st.cimmerian1680

    @st.cimmerian1680

    4 ай бұрын

    Isn’t it great?

  • @RealCaptainAwesome

    @RealCaptainAwesome

    4 ай бұрын

    That was literally my thought when I clicked on it

  • @yaboiportch

    @yaboiportch

    4 ай бұрын

    A nice, brisk, short video. Some of us have things to do!

  • @NeoDeXeno
    @NeoDeXeno4 ай бұрын

    The sad part is Stuckman use to be more brutal about reviews then he started "making" his own movie and became a sellout cause he felt conflicted about critiquing other Director's films.

  • @faresz8928

    @faresz8928

    4 ай бұрын

    More insecure than conflicted

  • @SmuTheDJ

    @SmuTheDJ

    4 ай бұрын

    I think that him announcing that he would make his own movie was the point where I unsubbed from him. I think prior to that announcement he also decided not to do a bad movie list that year because of "too much negativity". Kinda glad I unsubbed from him

  • @DannyWos

    @DannyWos

    4 ай бұрын

    He lost complete integrity at that point for me. What critic doesn't criticize when it is warranted?

  • @SmuTheDJ

    @SmuTheDJ

    4 ай бұрын

    Stuckmann wants to be a Filmmaker so bad that he's legit scared of criticising people who make movies now. Which is kinda ironic within itself. But yeah I think I stopped watching his reviews around that Point where he dropped his regular review spiel.

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944

    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944

    4 ай бұрын

    Believe me, there is no conflict, he just knows that his movie is turning out shit.

  • @Nix-Man
    @Nix-Man4 ай бұрын

    Can we all agree that RLM's benign joke from years ago broke Stuckmann's brain on a molecular level

  • @DarthB1ggles

    @DarthB1ggles

    4 ай бұрын

    I need context for this, what happened? Sounds hilarious

  • @Nix-Man

    @Nix-Man

    4 ай бұрын

    @@DarthB1ggles In the first minute of their re:view for the original Ghostbusters Rich Evan's makes a scattershot joke about being a "prick youtubers", and shows thumbnails of a few popular channels. Stuckmann's being one of them. Stuckmann put out a video afterwards, in which he begins crying about this love for rlm and blah, blah, blah (haven't actually watched it tbh, but it's easy to find with a quick search). I believe Rich even lowkey addresses it (without naming names) at the start of their next re:view, basically saying some people got upset about it and that they should get over it. Tldr: Rich Evan's used Stuckmann's channel thumbnail for a one off joke and Chris got big sad over it.

  • @Mate397

    @Mate397

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Nix-Man Damn, Stuckman has no spine what so ever...

  • @brianbagnall3029

    @brianbagnall3029

    4 ай бұрын

    They need to get Comic Book Girl 19 on their next Stuckman party. She would tear him a new a******.

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944

    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944

    4 ай бұрын

    *nucular

  • @jackkentner158
    @jackkentner1584 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckmann really is the perfect example of someone coasting on a perceived image people have of him rather than what he actually is.

  • @coltonwilkie241

    @coltonwilkie241

    4 ай бұрын

    He unironically perceives himself as an artist when his KZread videos are factory produced slop where he never says anything of value and every movie he's made has been terrible. His Hillariosity videos were kinda above average though. That's it.

  • @chadkirk925

    @chadkirk925

    4 ай бұрын

    @@awhellnah__he’s going to have a mental breakdown when it flops and start reviewing movies again

  • @luisrizo8813

    @luisrizo8813

    4 ай бұрын

    Don't forget as now he is starting to directing, you can take away any time of real critical objectivity; also, didn't his wife try to have a channel ?

  • @jackkentner158

    @jackkentner158

    4 ай бұрын

    @@luisrizo8813 Oh you mean his completely unoriginal film that just screams Shudder original? Yeah, I'm aware of it.

  • @THX-eo9bh

    @THX-eo9bh

    4 ай бұрын

    "Uh hey the movie was pretty good. Something happens some may not like but I did. Anyway that's why super intelligent very indepth review." He's proof if you want to appeal to the masses be excruciatingly bland.

  • @victorfox2972
    @victorfox29724 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckmann's review is what you used to get on the back of VHS tapes

  • @youtubeviolatedme7123

    @youtubeviolatedme7123

    3 ай бұрын

    "(Insert film name here) is directed by John Doe and stars Ben Dover and Sue Doe Nym. I grew up with John Doe's films, so I was anticipating this film's release with high expectations, and Doe absolutely delivers. The film takes its time to develop the personalities of the protagonists, allowing the audience to connect with them and their conflicts on a deep level. Ben Dover really shines in his film. He surprised me with a stellar performance that really sells the character he's trying to portray. The visual storytelling helps keep the audience engaged and on the edge of their seats from start to finish. John Doe has an ability to employ seamless camera work and breathtaking shot composition that guides the narrative and contributes to the film's atmospheric tone. The musical score and soundtrack of this films also complements the visuals. The underlying message of this film is thought-provoking and leaves you thinking even after the credits roll. This film is an impressive addition to the genre. It excels in nearly every aspect and leaves you asking questions. This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Hopefully this review makes me look intelligent while I didn't actually say anything substantial or insightful, because I need your money to fund my inevitably trash movie."

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky4 ай бұрын

    Using superflous adjectives to pad out the word count is Chris Stuckman's only joy.

  • @IamaCosmonaut

    @IamaCosmonaut

    4 ай бұрын

    "Giving indepth criticism of movies is distasteful... to me!" -Jigsaw Stuckmann

  • @SirClerihew

    @SirClerihew

    4 ай бұрын

    Adverbs and adjectives out the asshole

  • @ab-gail

    @ab-gail

    4 ай бұрын

    “…In life.”

  • @pancakekidgaming8273

    @pancakekidgaming8273

    4 ай бұрын

    Tell that to Zods snapped neck.

  • @schizophrenic_AI

    @schizophrenic_AI

    4 ай бұрын

    That, plus Xanax and/or Lithium from how he sounds

  • @heikira438
    @heikira4384 ай бұрын

    It never ceases to amaze me how much content EFAP gets out of Stuckmann when he never says anything.

  • @MrBforBallz

    @MrBforBallz

    4 ай бұрын

    There are plenty of implications u can draw out of the things the stuckman doesn't say

  • @FactoryDan

    @FactoryDan

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@MrBforBallz like him for example not reviewing matrix 4 and Indy 5 basically said that they were awful movies, ha ha

  • @thorntonwager6750

    @thorntonwager6750

    4 ай бұрын

    @@FactoryDanHe reviewed Indy 5 and liked it more than Crystal Skull lol

  • @FactoryDan

    @FactoryDan

    4 ай бұрын

    @@thorntonwager6750 Ah I guess that's my bad 'cause I unsubbed a while back and missed that. He didn't review Matrix 4 though despite reviewing the rest

  • @frankmerker630

    @frankmerker630

    4 ай бұрын

    what do you mean? Stuckmann is my go-to critic any time I want to find out about what actor +/- director are involved in the latest movie that is out and what general genre that movie is, nobody else in the critic-sphere provides such information so efficiently and to-the-point

  • @nhagan001
    @nhagan0014 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckman’s face should be put next to the words “monotone”, “inoffensive”, and “lukewarm”. I have never seen someone say so much, and yet not make a single worthwhile comment quite like this individual.

  • @taags

    @taags

    4 ай бұрын

    ”Useless” and ”bland” are two good words describing him.

  • @dash4800

    @dash4800

    4 ай бұрын

    He definitely seems like a non existent personality. Like his entire being is only defined by pop culture things he decorates his room with and wears t-shirts of.

  • @ethansnyder3401

    @ethansnyder3401

    4 ай бұрын

    Probably speaks to his popularity that this kind of shtick would only appeal to literal npcs.

  • @xelldincht4251

    @xelldincht4251

    3 ай бұрын

    That was not always the case. You should check out his review of the movie 11-11-11

  • @youtubeviolatedme7123

    @youtubeviolatedme7123

    3 ай бұрын

    I don't inherently mind his movie reviews, but I hate how popular he has become for having such little talent. There are far more insightful people on KZread who I think deserve the views he gets far more than him. Heck, Capital-O-Opinions, a frequently returning EFAP member, is a prime example of someone who should have his KZread analytics switched with Chris Stuckmann's.

  • @agitatedzone
    @agitatedzone3 ай бұрын

    Leave him alone!! HE'S JUST HERE TO MAKE 𝓕𝓲𝓵𝓶𝓼 ˚‧º·(˃̣̣̥o˂̣̣̥)‧º·

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier4 ай бұрын

    "Hamlet is a play by William Shakespeare, it doth make me feel emotions that hath not been present since I watched the last Shakespeare play. Anyway jester, next ditty for the next review!"- Chris Stuckmann, c.1600

  • @youtubeviolatedme7123

    @youtubeviolatedme7123

    3 ай бұрын

    "I grew up with Shakespeare"

  • @shmeebs387
    @shmeebs3874 ай бұрын

    Barbenheimer proved that people are willing to go to more than one movie in a month. If the film industry is so weak that movies can fail because another movie came out within a couple weeks, then there is a serious problem there.

  • @craigsovilla6578

    @craigsovilla6578

    4 ай бұрын

    I can honestly say that I don't know a single person that went to see both.

  • @jabrokneetoeknee6448

    @jabrokneetoeknee6448

    4 ай бұрын

    But wasn’t that an extraordinary occurrence? Are there any other recent examples where audiences organically popularized the viewing together of two competing films? A single exception does not invalidate a rule if that rule is true in general

  • @shmeebs387

    @shmeebs387

    4 ай бұрын

    @@jabrokneetoeknee6448 Not really, honestly. Ghostbusters and Gremlins came out on the same day and were both successful. There are plenty of other examples, just not recently because studios are so risk-averse these days.

  • @commietearsdrinker

    @commietearsdrinker

    3 ай бұрын

    @@shmeebs387 Which is ironic when we've been on a years long streak of terrible movies and shows being pumped out carelessly, providing endless financial loss.

  • @robertbeisert3315

    @robertbeisert3315

    3 ай бұрын

    It was a perfect game of contrasts. An ostensibly intellectual history film (accuracy questioned) and a silly toy tie-in film. Something men are kind of interested in and something women are kind of interested in. A gray pallette and a neon one. It tickles everyone's brain differently, but it appeals to most as a combination.

  • @mrmhj9925
    @mrmhj99254 ай бұрын

    I remember when Chris Stuckmann was actually a good film critic but when he said he wasn’t gonna be so “negative” about movies anymore just so he can get into the industry, I just kinda lost respect for him for that. He just seemed to suck off every film he reviews and then just comes across very snobby, and I noticed he’s not really part of the audience anymore. Shame really.

  • @GreenManXY

    @GreenManXY

    4 ай бұрын

    The alarm bells had rung even before when he said he's not going to do any more hilariosity reviews but he lost me when he said he was pansexual. That's when I knew he'd given himself to the woke virus.

  • @stellviahohenheim

    @stellviahohenheim

    4 ай бұрын

    When Red Letter Media made a joke about him and he cried on camera, that's how i knew Cuckman is a principled guy

  • @mrmhj9925

    @mrmhj9925

    4 ай бұрын

    @@GreenManXY really? I thought he had kid and wife or? That’s weird. Guess that makes due to how robotic he sounds in the reviews now. Like he’s a empty shell. 🤷‍♂️

  • @GreenManXY

    @GreenManXY

    4 ай бұрын

    @@mrmhj9925 Haven't watched him for years but he made a video about it on his channel.

  • @lunaticberserker5869

    @lunaticberserker5869

    3 ай бұрын

    @@GreenManXY Wait a minute. He's married wtf? also, what the fuck is pansexual?

  • @ELKapitan03
    @ELKapitan034 ай бұрын

    I almost died laughing when they called his entire review of Oppenheimer and then he proceeded to say every bullet point they predicted! 😂

  • @solarmaru49

    @solarmaru49

    3 ай бұрын

    Time stamp plz

  • @BionicleFactory

    @BionicleFactory

    3 ай бұрын

    @@solarmaru49 it's around 42 minutes in

  • @zh1992
    @zh19924 ай бұрын

    Chris has turned into the Homer Simpson of reviews. Remember the episode where Homer becomes a food critic, but he likes everything so the whole of Springfield gets fat. That’s now Chris, he’s become such a cooperate shill, that he won’t criticise anything, so now his audience are happy to watch absolute 💩

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann4 ай бұрын

    We shouldn't be surprised that Chris Stuckmann has such a big following, we should be baffled how hundreds of thousands of people can't realise that he's been basically saying nothing for years.

  • @AaronThompson-yv5kz

    @AaronThompson-yv5kz

    4 ай бұрын

    In all honesty...how tf does he have more subscriptions then drinker, mauler, and nerdrotic???? Dude doesn't do shit, or go to cons or put effort in his videos or does live weekly talks......it feels like his subscriptions are fake.

  • @carteljameson8395

    @carteljameson8395

    4 ай бұрын

    @@AaronThompson-yv5kz Holdovers from when he was far more honest. Once he started making movies, he felt like trashing movies was wrong because he knows hard it is to make movies. Which compromises his channel, though not necessarily his ability to criticize. I've seen far better reviews and breakdowns of movies from filmmakers than from a lot of film critics. Stuckmann has always been pretty vanilla but he was honest and could be funny from time to time when shitting on a movie, but now he doesn't even bother saying anything of note. He's just boring. And to be clear, it's not the subs you wanna look at. His viewership is what's really telling about how people feel about his criticism these days. Its fallen pretty far. Pretty much all of his most viewed videos are from years ago. Nerdrotic and Drinker consistently get far higher view counts than Stuckmann does.

  • @Amarenamann

    @Amarenamann

    4 ай бұрын

    He started his channel early and just got a lot of subs when there weren't a lot of better options.@@AaronThompson-yv5kz

  • @Darkness1984

    @Darkness1984

    4 ай бұрын

    We like him because hes not a negative cry Baby like these guys here who hate everything.

  • @Amarenamann

    @Amarenamann

    4 ай бұрын

    If you think that they have everything then you clearly hven't seen any of their content and your input to this discussion is uselles.@@Darkness1984

  • @canderoussnurd4265
    @canderoussnurd42653 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckman is like the blurbs on the back of a blu ray box that nobody reads trying to hook you with catch phrases like “An action packed Thrill ride tour de force that will make you laugh and cry”. He might as well just say “this is a movie where things happen on the screen, a story is told, and the characters go on a journey”. It says nothing.

  • @CSorgini

    @CSorgini

    3 ай бұрын

    although I like stuckmann I kinda have to agree

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon4 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckmann is a person with a KZread channel.

  • @mala6238

    @mala6238

    4 ай бұрын

    Agreed

  • @Bustaperizm

    @Bustaperizm

    4 ай бұрын

    What is their problem with him again?

  • @MundaneThingsBackwards

    @MundaneThingsBackwards

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Bustaperizm He's really boring and lazy. His so called passion for film doesn't seem to translate in his work at all. Seems to be a genuinely nice guy behind it all but him calling himself a critic when he refuses to criticize movies, period, never mind praise them with any meaningful level of depth is a bit of a meme.

  • @creepycassette

    @creepycassette

    3 ай бұрын

    🅱️hris 🆘tuckmann is a man with a youtube channel, i used to watch him as a child despite being in my sixties, and his reviews although incredibly polarizing, didnt affect me personally. If you like this then subscribe and get c**kmanized.

  • @danielwilson2185

    @danielwilson2185

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@MundaneThingsBackwardsI'd look to see you do any better. Don't talk shit unless you can do better. Oh wait, you can't. So sit the fuck down and stfu dude.

  • @jonmetcalf6565
    @jonmetcalf65654 ай бұрын

    Stuckmann spent more time talking about his video sponsor than any of the movies on this list

  • @Bonesawisready926
    @Bonesawisready9264 ай бұрын

    It's patently obvious Stuckmann just does this for a paycheck these days.

  • @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386

    @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386

    4 ай бұрын

    yup stop watching him years now its just not interesting anymore

  • @totally_not_a_troll

    @totally_not_a_troll

    4 ай бұрын

    I don't mind that. I still, to this day, enjoy nostalgia critic and he's a controversial figure who is quite incompetent and does it just for the money. Doesn't have much noteworthy inshight or whatever. But he does SOMETHING. Chris Stuckman is just a lolcow. A target of ridicule that he himself has set up. He want to be a film-mkaer. Yet shows no artistic or film making abilities what so ever. He styles himself as a critic, yet he is incapable of criticism. He then corners himself as a movie appraiser (no negative conotation). Yet all he can do is list who made the movie and next to nothing else. He is worthy of mockery. And it's not like he has decided to no longer be a public persona, and people are just being mean to his old conten. No, his newer content is even worse.

  • @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386

    @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386

    4 ай бұрын

    @@totally_not_a_troll yup dont forget that time he shat on BvS and posted a rewrite of the script only to get shat on even harder than that movie did and in the end he deflects and said he only wrote that in 1 hour and he didn't think at all when he did it and then proceeded to cry that people was making fun of him for it I think he deleted that video tho

  • @Unicornpirate

    @Unicornpirate

    4 ай бұрын

    @@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 Same. Used to watch him and Jeremy Jahns way back then together before we got channels like Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker. But unsubbed and stopped watching him back in like 2016 when all he does is play it safe and doesn't criticize anything. Now I stick with a lot of the guys here on EFAP and Jeremy Jahns for my movie reviews.

  • @Lundarian1

    @Lundarian1

    4 ай бұрын

    @@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 When was he ever interesting?! He's "wet blanket" in human form, you could insult him to his face and he'd apologize.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin4 ай бұрын

    So, on the obnoxious 7 seconds of stock music with a still image. In a good video, you'd have 7 seconds of the best clips, action scenes, a collage of some kind of the things that represent the movie while the music is playing. The fact that he only had a still image every time and did it 10+ times is so irritating. As bad as the singing transitions were in the Nostalgia Critic LOTR review, at least they had some cringy comedic value. This is even worse.

  • @Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb

    @Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb

    4 ай бұрын

    I thought the exact same thing because it's the most basic stuff that everybody does but NO! Somehow, Chris Stuckman, the aspiring Filmaker with millions of subscribers who does these reviews for a decade, can't even get that right quite frankly im impressed

  • @crimsonpotemkin

    @crimsonpotemkin

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb if his movie is at all anything like the videos he makes, it's not even gonna be worth the watch. It's gonna be some boring flick that's attempting to be artsy fartsy.

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann4 ай бұрын

    We need a Highlight of MauLer reading out Stuckmann book as well, because that was unexpectedly hilarious.

  • @above.average.gaming.natio3026

    @above.average.gaming.natio3026

    4 ай бұрын

    how so?

  • @Amarenamann

    @Amarenamann

    4 ай бұрын

    @@above.average.gaming.natio3026 Because Stuckmann seemingly can't write to save his life.

  • @robertbeisert3315

    @robertbeisert3315

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@Amarenamann good thing writing is not part of the filmmaking process

  • @sacredbeastzenon

    @sacredbeastzenon

    Ай бұрын

    @@robertbeisert3315 What? Writing is the most important thing in a movie.

  • @robertbeisert3315

    @robertbeisert3315

    Ай бұрын

    @@sacredbeastzenon Sarcasm doesn't always convey well

  • @jakurz4297
    @jakurz42974 ай бұрын

    The First Slam Dunk was actually a banger pick, but dang he has nothing to say

  • @monke9326
    @monke93264 ай бұрын

    was hilarious listening to this live, i have efap on while biking and kept bursting out laughing.

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu2374 ай бұрын

    In/Frame/Out just released his honorable mentions and dishonorable mentions video (i.e, the films that didn't make his best and worst list). And IFO somehow went more in depth on his runners up than Chris Stuckmann did on the films that actually made his best list. Also, love seeing Chris Gore here. Hope he appears in future EFAPs.

  • @allangoncalves1453

    @allangoncalves1453

    4 ай бұрын

    IFO is a Very good channel

  • @jeremyusreevu237

    @jeremyusreevu237

    4 ай бұрын

    @@allangoncalves1453 Agreed.

  • @marinescu0511
    @marinescu05114 ай бұрын

    Metal slowly loosing his mind after every title card is the only thing that brings me joy!

  • @Jays_dead_cat
    @Jays_dead_cat4 ай бұрын

    For me The First Slam Dunk was definitely up there for me. Granted I feel you need to be familiar with the franchise a bit. If you are a fan of the series you'll absolutley enjoy the movie. Its structured like a full length basketball game with intense buzzer beaters, rebounds, crunch time, ball saves and passes and 3 pointers. It's very grounded and the rotoscoping at first felt strange but you get a feel for it when the game kicks off. Throughout the game they give you flashbacks of a character from the team that didnt get a lot of exposure in the anime and so felt very welcoming for old fans. Only gripe is that the main character from the series takes a backseat as a supporting character. Apart from that is was an excellent cinema experience with incredible visuals and heart pounding game moments. Its like watching a Game 7 Finals game but with high schoolers playing. Stuckmann doesn't sell this movie at all. If I had never heard of Slam Dunk and watched this No1 pick I wouldnt have cared. Where is this guy's passion?

  • @grandarkfang_1482

    @grandarkfang_1482

    4 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckman doesn't have any passion.

  • @aytony4090

    @aytony4090

    4 ай бұрын

    I was baffled Stuckman saw the film. I loved Slam Dunk and the film was perfect for me. It easily was in my top 5 for the year and watching Stuckman say absolutely nothing killed me.

  • @robotdude2206

    @robotdude2206

    4 ай бұрын

    I didn't know about this movie, but I loved the manga series, so I'm definitely interested now. I just hope you're right about the animation style since I find it a bit off-putting.

  • @sarov7658

    @sarov7658

    4 ай бұрын

    It was good toei nailed on CGI effects far better than super hero

  • @sarov7658

    @sarov7658

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@robotdude2206I liked the old anime more tbh

  • @SolidGoldCEO
    @SolidGoldCEO3 ай бұрын

    Today I learned that Rags can talk more in depth about types of note paper, than Stuckers can say about a movie.

  • @ethanflores6252
    @ethanflores62524 ай бұрын

    Always good to see more from you Wolf. keep up the great work. Hope life is treating you well.

  • @tjjordan4207
    @tjjordan42074 ай бұрын

    There was a time when Stuckman had excitement and love for cinema pre-2016. But it was in 2016 that something just changed and he became boring.

  • @larsthemartian9554

    @larsthemartian9554

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah. His reviews were never really mind-blowing or anything, but in the early and mid 2010s he seemed genuinely passionate about movies

  • @IIMoses740II
    @IIMoses740II4 ай бұрын

    I gave up on Stuckmann after he lied to us about The Last Jedi I feel like I've somehow both missed a lot and nothing at all

  • @coldfire2753

    @coldfire2753

    4 ай бұрын

    imagine feeling "betryed" by an online reviewer lol. Jesus christ some of you are like children with daddy issues. "Stuckman didn't validate my subjective opinion. I hate him now 😢"

  • @boozertelevision4633

    @boozertelevision4633

    3 ай бұрын

    Exactly the same here. That review was so bizarre

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266.4 ай бұрын

    I think clipping the end of that EFAP, where the crew talk about KZread's abysmal copyright system, would make for a good highlight.

  • @Crimson522
    @Crimson5224 ай бұрын

    the highlights are slowly approaching the length of the actual streams they're from

  • @RxAxIxNxBxOxW
    @RxAxIxNxBxOxW4 ай бұрын

    DUUUUUUUDE hearing Wolf's voice at the end made me tear up, love you man, I'm very happy just to hear you. Hope you are ok, and doing very good.

  • @EvilPoet85
    @EvilPoet854 ай бұрын

    I knew he was full of shit when he praised the last jedi

  • @rohanasuthkar9543

    @rohanasuthkar9543

    4 ай бұрын

    Oh boo hoo he liked a movie that you hated. I hated the Venom movie with a passion and there are reviewers with postive reviews of it. I didn't insult their credibility for their opinions.

  • @coldfire2753

    @coldfire2753

    4 ай бұрын

    Are you really that insecure that you can't help but hate a stranger if they liked a movie that you didn't? That's some pathetic behaviour

  • @EvilPoet85

    @EvilPoet85

    4 ай бұрын

    @@coldfire2753 pathetic is that you think i hate him. Why do you even defend an objectively bad opinion. Everyone and their mother knows that movie was bad, and the fact that Chris praised it shows how little he knows about good storytelling. He can like it as much as he wants but telling the world that its a good movie simply isn't true.

  • @EvilPoet85

    @EvilPoet85

    4 ай бұрын

    @@rohanasuthkar9543 this is not about likes and dislikes. The fact that he cant tell the difference between good and bad storytelling while passing himself off as an movie buff is what i dont like. And the fact that you havent noticed that, shows how much you know

  • @coldfire2753

    @coldfire2753

    4 ай бұрын

    @@EvilPoet85 If he can "like it as much as he wants" then objectively speaking he isnt full of shit.

  • @curethedarkness
    @curethedarkness4 ай бұрын

    I petition for the EFAP crew to only refer to Chris Stuckmann as "Stuck-Man", said only in the tone that Christopher Reeves calls Gene Hackman "Hack-Man" in that season seven episode of South Park.

  • @andrews4717

    @andrews4717

    2 ай бұрын

    “If irony were lemons we’d all be drinking a shit ton of lemonade”

  • @blairalexander3009
    @blairalexander30094 ай бұрын

    I was about to say I'm shocked that Indiana Jones: DOD wasn't on his list since he liked it so much, but then I remembered he's spineless and realized since it was so hated by everyone else he shouldn't put it in.

  • @Steel_Wrath
    @Steel_Wrath2 ай бұрын

    I think I've listened to this entire video 2-3 times now thanks to autoplay. I have no regrets.

  • @darkraiking680
    @darkraiking6804 ай бұрын

    This highlight skips Stuckmann’s “Notable mentions” list, where it literally just mentions the movie…. While leaving in the parts that FEELS like they should be on the “Notable mentions” level is descriptions. Just goes to show that Stuckmann’s video was as shallow as an evaporating puddle

  • @lordofthepizzapie9319
    @lordofthepizzapie93194 ай бұрын

    "Mootleburg dying inside at every interlude gives me life, ironic" - Sheev 'Cream Supreme' Palpatine

  • @redlink8734
    @redlink87344 ай бұрын

    He really shouldve gone in more detail about Slam Dunk. Its a very impactful anime/manga series that was an insanely high seller even during the era of Yu Yu Hakasho and Dragon Ball being released. A lot of amazing anime series came out this yeat but man he barely describes these movies at all.

  • @r3dr4te963

    @r3dr4te963

    4 ай бұрын

    I kinda feel he pick Slam Dunk as "safe" option, so people won't complain.

  • @SFTaYZa

    @SFTaYZa

    4 ай бұрын

    "impactful"

  • @sarov7658

    @sarov7658

    4 ай бұрын

    It's not impactful cause the anime is cancelled halfway and yuyu hakushu wasn't big it's kenshin and db that's big but that don't mean it's bad this movie skyrocketed it's popularity

  • @IAMA1

    @IAMA1

    3 ай бұрын

    ​​@@sarov7658The manga caused a sizable increase in students joining basketball in Japan and is one of the most influential sports series in Japan. The movie is one of the highest earning anime films in Japan and broke box office records. It might not be Dragon Ball levels of global popularity (most animanga aren't) , but the series is an acclaimed, influential classic. What makes the film so interesting is that the manga creator himself is the director, and is able to structure and write this new version of the story in the most efficient, authentic way. The use of 3D CG allows the character designs to be as detailed as the original source without loss to the movement, dynamism and expression. A well made adaptation headed by the original creator is hard to come by, so there's good reason why The First Slam Dunk is kinda monumental

  • @Gunnberg85
    @Gunnberg853 ай бұрын

    I get the distinct impression that Stuckmann so desperately wants to set an example of going exceedingly easy on films because he wants everyone to go as easy (if not more so) on his. As an aside....is this guy on Lithium?

  • @chucheeness7817
    @chucheeness78174 ай бұрын

    This top list reminds me of 'Gaming in the Clinton years' due to how Stuckmann just says NOTHING useful and informative about his picks

  • @CarlSlime

    @CarlSlime

    Ай бұрын

    Gaming in the Clinton Years was useful because it was ironically funny

  • @selly-ssrb
    @selly-ssrb4 ай бұрын

    "Oh hey, a new highlight to kick off the year! Wonder what Wolf's whipped up for us today--" *1:23:25* "...Yep, 2024's gonna be a _good_ one!"

  • @ImortalZeus13
    @ImortalZeus134 ай бұрын

    The sad thing is that there will be comments under this video that contain more content than one of Stuckmann's reviews. Hell, this might even be one of them.

  • @darkpuppetlordful
    @darkpuppetlordful4 ай бұрын

    It's impressive that Suckmann can talk me out of enjoying a movie I've seen and enjoyed. I pray his fans see a real review of dream scenario

  • @leonkuwata4510

    @leonkuwata4510

    4 ай бұрын

    You're saying this on a highlight channel, which is criticizing a Stuckmann highlight video. He did a full dedicated review of Dream Scenario already on December 1st.

  • @attentionbajoranworkers4408

    @attentionbajoranworkers4408

    4 ай бұрын

    @@leonkuwata4510lol so you’ve watched his content and know that he doesn’t actually review or critique anything, he just makes videos praising everything on the bleeding edge of the industry and compels you to go to the theater to watch it

  • @leonkuwata4510

    @leonkuwata4510

    4 ай бұрын

    @@attentionbajoranworkers4408 He's done an analysis video on "Stay", a movie that nobody has seen. Tell me you only know Stuckmann through Mauler without telling me.

  • @attentionbajoranworkers4408

    @attentionbajoranworkers4408

    4 ай бұрын

    @@leonkuwata4510 he made that video 7 years ago now!!! That was when he actually critiqued film and wasn’t trying to get into the industry

  • @flameofdestruction271

    @flameofdestruction271

    4 ай бұрын

    Movie was kinda ass lol worst nick cage performance ever I wish I give my hour back to whatever that bs movie I watched

  • @RenegadeVash
    @RenegadeVash4 ай бұрын

    When he refused to review Sound of Freedom It felt weird considering he reviews most things that come out and resorts to retro reviews during dry spells. Then he made a video about parents in movies and it was kind of like wtf is going on here. Kind of lost respect for his as a movie reviewing channel if he decides avoid movies for seemingly political reasons. He didn't even have to give it a positive review and just say its a taken clone.

  • @ethancurry1804

    @ethancurry1804

    4 ай бұрын

    His wife is a big blue hair lefty last I checked.

  • @RenegadeVash

    @RenegadeVash

    4 ай бұрын

    @@ethancurry1804 that would explain a lot.

  • @za-ir5ni

    @za-ir5ni

    4 ай бұрын

    He doesn't review movies he doesn't like. Did you miss that? Ofc he's not going to review Sound Of Freedom. You're an idiot.

  • @coldfire2753

    @coldfire2753

    4 ай бұрын

    Imagine hating somebody because the choose to ignore the dogshit politics side of movies. feels like Americans cant comprehend somebodys peronal views unless they mention politics every minute

  • @ethancurry1804

    @ethancurry1804

    4 ай бұрын

    @coldfire2753 what's political about a guy hunting down child traffickers? This is how you know lefties like pedos. They say it themselves. A movie about hunting pedos is dogshit politics to you.

  • @jeffrobinson7338
    @jeffrobinson73384 ай бұрын

    Hey Wolf, listened to the entire highlight and at the end I was surprised to hear.... you. It was like hearing and old friend's voice over the phone for the first time in years.

  • @mrgraham5521
    @mrgraham55214 ай бұрын

    Bread, milk, tomatoes..... my grocery list is more interesting than his video.

  • @kaykutcher2103

    @kaykutcher2103

    4 ай бұрын

    Don't forget the lettuce.

  • @draakgast

    @draakgast

    2 ай бұрын

    IKR, but with THIS material, not much you can salvage about it

  • @mrgraham5521

    @mrgraham5521

    2 ай бұрын

    @kaykutcher2103 Thank you, I always forget the lettuce.

  • @JohnGoetzGaming
    @JohnGoetzGaming4 ай бұрын

    Despite Stuckman's idiocy, Suzume is a fantastic film

  • @mala6238

    @mala6238

    4 ай бұрын

    Oh yeah

  • @SmuTheDJ

    @SmuTheDJ

    4 ай бұрын

    Suzume hits even harder with context. Remember all Major Shinkai Movies have ties to certain dates or times and there's always a natural disaster of sorts. My cousin's Japanese Girlfriend watched the movie with us and cried a lot throughout. When we got out of the cinema she said that the natural disaster in that movie has ties to Fukushima and the earthquakes at that time. Makes you view the movie from a whole different perspective somehow.

  • @jonbaxter2254

    @jonbaxter2254

    4 ай бұрын

    Beautiful and sounded great.

  • @JohnGoetzGaming

    @JohnGoetzGaming

    4 ай бұрын

    @@jonbaxter2254 I do wish RADWIMPS would do English versions of the songs like they did for Your Name and Weathering with You (though they only did it for one song on that one and only used the English version during the credits for some reason rather than in the film)

  • @creepycassette

    @creepycassette

    3 ай бұрын

    This is true

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable4 ай бұрын

    People understimate basketball animes, for some reason there's several of them and they are all rated pretty high Chicks go absolutely nuts over them

  • @Soapy-chan
    @Soapy-chan4 ай бұрын

    hearing wolf's voice again is just heavenly

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie2414 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckmann sounds like he's reading a script constantly. There's just no joy in his voice ever. He lacks emotions. He never sounds excited, sad, angry, etc. He just sounds like a teenager who's faking being depressed even when he's praising things. Also, John Wick 4 is the best one in the series. It'll be the worst one in the series if John Wick is brought back from the dead though.

  • @0rurin
    @0rurin4 ай бұрын

    Even his cells are so unmotivated that he looks like he's melting. His atoms don't have the motivation to resist gravity.

  • @ejpaladin
    @ejpaladin4 ай бұрын

    Never understood the “hype” around Stuckmann. He is not charismatic. His delivery is dull, soulless, and monotone. All of his film reviews are “corporate-approved” safe. Nothing he says makes me actually want to watch anything.

  • @Trisket

    @Trisket

    4 ай бұрын

    It's all because he started relatively early on KZread when there was much less competition. There's a reason he's completely stagnated in recent years.

  • @totally_not_a_troll

    @totally_not_a_troll

    4 ай бұрын

    As I got older, I noticed something that has ... made me feel extraordinarily uncomfortable. I used to watch a lot of youtube and pre-youtube content. Nostalgia critic, everyone here should know him, his site, other creators, inspirations and controversy. But I liked him. I had friends who liked him. We, as children, had running inside jokes based on him. And it's not JUST him, there's many more. Yet time passes, and you start seeing stuff that, like I said, is disturbing and uncomfortable. I no longer have ties with those friends. There are hundreds of jokes in my head, that no longer make sense to anyone but me. There are dead and deleted channels, content that has been wiped from the face of the earth, that I half remember, but very fondly. It is pure nostalgia. It is a segment of my life that I can never have back. It's gone, but not necessarily dead. I can still enjoy some ocasional TotalBiscuit. I sometimes check out an old nostalgia critic video. I still watch zero punctuation (and more recently fully rambolic or whatever on second wind) Chris doesn't fill that same hole, because I realized many years ago how vapid he is and I can never look back at him with respect. It's kinda like realizing someone is a cuck. Nothing before matters, that single realization paints them in such a poor light, all you can feel is pitty and literally nothing else. But at some point in time, I guess, he was on that same list. Nostalgia. I watched him because I used to watch him as a child.

  • @turnerburner922

    @turnerburner922

    Ай бұрын

    He wasn’t always this way

  • @Mr.Emu.-
    @Mr.Emu.-4 ай бұрын

    I remember a few years ago, one of my friends started talking about youtube reviewers. Anyway, he mentioned the Stuck was his favourite. All I said was, "Can you tell me anything that he has said about anything?" I have never seen someone have a realisation so quickly.

  • @kdizzle901
    @kdizzle9014 ай бұрын

    This dude has millions of subscribers

  • @himynameisjo3836
    @himynameisjo38362 ай бұрын

    He wants physical media to thrive so he can have people see his name quoted in the back of the covers. "White knuckling." "Edge of your seat." "It made me cry."

  • @ButtSolution
    @ButtSolution4 ай бұрын

    If you told me Chris' script was written by ChatGPT I would absolutely believe it.

  • @heikira438
    @heikira4384 ай бұрын

    Metal's voice coming out of Mauler lol

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla4 ай бұрын

    To answer Rags' remark on Star Wars being retitled "A New Hope," George Lucas had always wanted to call the original 1977 film "A New Hope", as an homage to the old film serials of the 1930s, like Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers. There is even a draft dated January, 1976 that has the new hope subtitle on it. However, since the film's budget came from Fox themselves, they insisted that the film was just called Star Wars because they felt it would've confused the audience had it been titled the fourth part of an ongoing story.

  • @tyrannozilla

    @tyrannozilla

    4 ай бұрын

    Okay, I did look more into it after writing this comment and found a revised fourth draft of the script dated January, 1976 that just called the film "Star Wars: A New Hope" with no Episode IV in there. However, on the commentary track for the DVD of the film, Lucas did state that he wanted to call the film Episode IV, but Fox wouldn't allow it. I know that was said after the fact and I'll have to take it with a grain of salt, but he's still the primary source, so I'll take his word for now. Also, even though it was nearly 20 years before he decided to make the prequels, the earlier drafts of the script to the original film had some of the blueprints of what would become the prequels. Even Palpatine is mentioned in the draft as well as the novelization of the 1977 film. Oh, and one more thing. Just because I was a little misinformed in my last comment, that doesn't mean I'm "mentally ill." I think that was pushing it a bit too far.@@awhellnah__

  • @emmagrove6491
    @emmagrove64912 ай бұрын

    The words "Empty platitudes" and "Mindless catch phrases" spring to mind. To quote from Lawrence of Arabia, which Chris would use his originality to call "epic" and "sprawling", "You answered without saying anything. That's politics."

  • @bry756
    @bry756Ай бұрын

    I just love the lady losing it everytime the transition shows up 😂😂

  • @TheC-Monster
    @TheC-Monster4 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckmann has basically become so nutless at this point that it's become a clown show. Back in the day, even in the same year where he made that Blade Runner video, he at least had some bite to him when he verbally trashed films like Resident Evil: The Final Chapter and The Emoji Movie. Nowadays, there's no useful insights from him whatsoever about any piece of cinema which he talks about, because we just know now that he won't say anything negative about a film when negative insights toward something are how we're able to decipher what makes a film like Godzilla Minus One so good and why a film like The Flash is a colossal pile of crap.

  • @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442

    @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442

    2 ай бұрын

    during the covid lockdown I listened to Stuckman often and i loved the get stuckmanized line and all. then after he mentioned making his own movie he just suddenly became so bland that until all these jokes about him, i totally forgot about him

  • @RasAlCool
    @RasAlCool4 ай бұрын

    So, Stuckman was kind of my gateway into the more relevant critics (like Mauler and Drinker, etc...). I got to a point where I just wasn't getting anything from his revues, or all I had to do was check which of his facial expressions was on his thumbnail and I knew exactly how the video would go. I don't know if he still does Hillariosity? Those I liked, but he slowed down on those and I haven't checked his channel in years. I like the long form essay style Mauler and EFAP (I think the Soma review was the first Mauler content I watched and it was awesome!). Also, for anyone who watched Stuckman a while back, I found it kind of weird/funny how it seemed like every movie he was getting more and more tatted.

  • @mrmhj9925

    @mrmhj9925

    4 ай бұрын

    I agree 100% You remember when he made a video saying he wasn’t gonna be so “negative” about movies anymore, just so he can be respected by the industry? Honestly, the guy’s just a shill now. It’s like he’s a robot or something.

  • @stefanyordanov2885

    @stefanyordanov2885

    4 ай бұрын

    @@mrmhj9925 yeah, I can't stop comparing this decision to the decision of KZread to remove the dislike button. Both times it was as popular as it sounds.

  • @gr-8166

    @gr-8166

    4 ай бұрын

    @@mrmhj9925he doesn’t want to be criticized and I know specifically where this comes from. The lack of opinion stemmed from BvS script rewrite he posted. The same rewrite that everyone laughed at. If I recalled a quote from it is Superman’s line “tell that to Zod’s snapped neck”. Edit. From that moment Chris changed, Shelby Oaks and his College studies furthered him into a robot. If anything the Pansexual video is just a way to make it in the industry, after all any straight white male can’t get a job due to the west’s inclination to the patriarchy, of course the only course of action is to start taking peepees and be 63 different genders. No dissing on Chris but many US colleges and unis have discriminated whites for a while and that was a “loophole”.

  • @curleyqreviews9793

    @curleyqreviews9793

    3 ай бұрын

    I just checked since I subscribed to him for his Hilariosity reviews. He has not done one in 3 years (according to the playlist). I'm surprised they are still up to be honest

  • @Fedorevsky

    @Fedorevsky

    3 ай бұрын

    I mean that's how he makes his living for his family so he can't remove them. Despite him seeming delusional I think he knows he will never make any real money making movies @qreviews9793

  • @joshck5113
    @joshck51134 ай бұрын

    Damn wasn't ever expecting to hear a wolf outro. Happy new years man! Loving the channel. Stay safe 2024 massive

  • @chadkirk925
    @chadkirk9254 ай бұрын

    Chris is such a soulless person. The fact that he’s making a movie is hilarious.

  • @totallyofftask

    @totallyofftask

    4 ай бұрын

    I need to see it when it comes out. Like what could such a film even be about? I have to know

  • @kdizzle901

    @kdizzle901

    4 ай бұрын

    @@totallyofftaskit’s a horror film

  • @totallyofftask

    @totallyofftask

    4 ай бұрын

    @@kdizzle901 oh that's kind of interesting, I wouldn't have expected that from him

  • @Psycorde

    @Psycorde

    4 ай бұрын

    But some if his friends are black

  • @kevinbell5674

    @kevinbell5674

    4 ай бұрын

    ​ @totallyofftask It's a continuation/conclusion to an unfiction horror series called Paranormal Paranoids that Stuckmann was not involved with. He's basically just the director the actual creators of the series hired.

  • @maxacorn
    @maxacorn4 ай бұрын

    that's why i only trust jeremy jahn. JJ just comes off like a..........dude. just a regular ass dude.

  • @brucecampbellschin8632
    @brucecampbellschin86323 ай бұрын

    Stuckman doesn't criticize movies because he makes them now is his whole schtick.

  • @dumdumer892
    @dumdumer8923 ай бұрын

    I’m a pretty big anime fan but Gary had the exact same reaction to me when I first saw the synopsis of Suzume 😂 I need to know how they even write a romance with a premise like that. If nothing else it has to be a step up from the one in Inukai-san’s Dog between a girl and a desk…

  • @NobleWarrior
    @NobleWarrior2 ай бұрын

    Stuckman sounds like harrison ford when hes asked a question about star wars.

  • @protoman1214
    @protoman12142 ай бұрын

    Never realized how insanely monotone Chris is. I used to enjoy his reviews way back, I don’t even remember which review it was, but something he said made me not watch him anymore. I had forgotten he existed until this recent drama

  • @zetokaiba5867

    @zetokaiba5867

    2 ай бұрын

    Same thing for me I think it was his Joker review?

  • @protoman1214

    @protoman1214

    2 ай бұрын

    @@zetokaiba5867 I wish I could remember what movie it was for me 🤣. I’m not surprised he had a bad take about Joker.

  • @chanceneck8072
    @chanceneck80724 ай бұрын

    I stopped watching Chris Stuckmann videos when he stopped giving movies a rating. Like, from that point on, everything was just empty phrases. Meaningless content for me. Nothing to grasp.... Also I discovered he tends to spoil WAAAY too much about a movie in his reviews, especially if it matters and you should actually be more careful with it....

  • @nananamamana3591
    @nananamamana35913 ай бұрын

    Love these KZread Shorts! Truly epic.

  • @-Evil-Genius-
    @-Evil-Genius-4 ай бұрын

    🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:09 🎬 *Intro and Suzumi Review Critique* - Chris Stuckmann starts his list of top 15 movies, and the intro takes up a significant portion. - Critique of Chris Stuckmann's review style and lack of effort in videos. 01:05 🤖 *State-of-the-Art Animation in Stuckmann's Review* - Mockery of the concept of "state-of-the-art animation." - Humorous exploration of the emotions generated by CGI and chair involvement in a romance film. 02:21 💼 *Critique of Stuckmann's Barbie Review* - Commentary on the length of intro titles and the movie "Barbie." - Comparison to padding an essay to meet word count, questioning the substance of the review. 04:11 🛡️ *Greta Gerwig's Film and Lack of Insight* - Criticism of Stuckmann's review of Greta Gerwig's film. - Highlighting the absence of insightful comments on performances or characters. 05:21 🎥 *Stuckmann's Review Style and Padding* - Discussion on Stuckmann's potential motive for short intro titles. - Critique of Stuckmann's review of "Dream Scenario" and his reviewing style. 06:00 🤨 *Nicholas Cage's Eclectic Career and Dream Scenario* - Discussion on Nicholas Cage's diverse filmography. - Mention of the film "Dream Scenario" and its premise. 07:13 😴 *Lack of Depth in Stuckmann's Reviews* - Critique of Stuckmann's superficial reviews. - Absence of commentary on performances, characters, or plot details. 08:39 🤔 *Dissection of Stuckmann's Review Techniques* - Observation of Stuckmann's use of continuous trailer footage. - Commentary on the choice of movie scenes for analysis. 10:41 🎬 *John Wick Series Review and Visuals* - Assessment of Stuckmann's review of the John Wick series. - Acknowledgment of the lack of specific scene details. 13:24 🕰️ *Stuckmann's Predictable Movie Reviews* - Observation of Stuckmann's predictable reviews. - Mention of Tom Cruise's stunts and lack of directorial details. 14:56 🤷‍♂️ *Acknowledgment of John Wick's Relative Quality* - Recognition of John Wick's relative quality within the series. - Stuckmann's acknowledgment that it falls short of perfection. 16:46 🎭 *Zone of Interest Film Critique* - Mention of the film "Zone of Interest" and its dark premise. - Acknowledgment of the experimental nature of the film. 18:33 🔊 *Praise for Sound Design in Zone of Interest* - Recognition of the film's outstanding sound design. - Acknowledgment of the film's shocking moments. 19:01 📢 *Minimal Commentary on Zone of Interest* - Critique of Stuckmann's minimal commentary on the film. - Recognition of his tendency to focus on specific elements rather than overall analysis. 19:14 🎬 *Chris Stuckmann's Movie Reviews* - Discussion about artificial girl movies and their prevalence in Hollywood. - Mention of the movie "Expend For BS" and the unique review approach by the hosts. - Brief commentary on naming directors in indie films and their impact. 20:38 🎥 *Indie Films and Low Budget Success* - Recognition of the trend in indie films, citing examples like "Clerks," "El Mariachi," and "Primer." - Chris Stuckmann's view on the best script of the year from a low-budget film. - Mention of the filmmaker's friendship influencing Stuckmann's positive perception. 22:14 🏆 *"Killers of the Flower Moon" and Leonardo DiCaprio's Performance* - Discussion of the movie "Killers of the Flower Moon" and its depiction of the Osage Nation. - Praise for Leonardo DiCaprio's performance and Scorsese's direction. - No mention of animation or specific technical aspects. 23:26 🕰️ *Speeding Up Movie Reviews* - Observation on the faster pace of listing films in the second half of the video. - Speculation about the remaining time allocated to each film. - Acknowledgment of getting more information on "Factor 75." 24:20 🦸 *Best Superhero Movie of the Year - "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse"* - Comparison of "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse" with other superhero movies. - Recognition of the animation and its cultural impact. - Assertion that the film proves there's still life in superhero movies. - Surprise at the lack of detailed mention about the animation in "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse." - Emphasis on the importance of acknowledging exceptional animation. - Critique of missing an opportunity to delve deeper into technical aspects. 28:29 📚 *"The Holdovers" - American Fiction* - Brief discussion of "American Fiction" and its limited release. - Mention of the film's premise, which involves writing a book as a joke. - Expressing interest in watching the film based on recommendations. 31:42 🎭 *"Gu" - A Commentary on Hollywood's Treatment of Artists* - Overview of "Gu" and its commentary on Hollywood's treatment of black artists. - Mention of a humorous scene judging the quality of books in the film. 36:59 🧟‍♂️ *Emma Stone in "She-Hulk" and Mark Ruffalo's Performance* - Mention of Emma Stone's role in "She-Hulk" and Mark Ruffalo's performance. - Commentary on Mark Ruffalo's MCU involvement and his choice to stay. 37:56 🎬 *Chris Stuckmann's Empty Review of 2023* - Stuckmann's review includes a lengthy discussion of Godzilla vs. Kong, expressing disappointment with its lack of depth and emotional impact. - Criticism of Stuckmann's reviewing style, suggesting he may have used AI to generate a generic positive script for the movie. 45:19 🏆 *Christopher Nolan's Best Performance* - Discussion of Christopher Nolan's filmography, particularly focusing on Killian Murphy's best performance. - Mention of practical effects and the success of Nolan's three-hour biopic with nearly $1 billion in earnings. 50:45 🎌 *Chris Stuckmann's Surprising Number One Pick* - Introduction of a surprise pick for Stuckmann's favorite movie of the year, "Aharen-san wa Hakarenai," an anime film. - Stuckmann's explanation of how the movie exceeded his expectations, evoking emotions, laughter, tears, and adrenaline. 56:07 🎬 *Overview of Movie Review* - Chris Stuckmann is discussing the common goal of movies to make audiences laugh and cry, balancing comedy and drama. - Mention of summarizing movies in a review, with a reference to background characters in a film. 58:07 🎥 *Chris Stuckmann's Top Movie Pick* - Stuckmann shares his top movie pick of the year, expressing excitement for "Top Gun: Maverick." - Humorous discussion about using a cattle prod to keep him energized when talking about movies he loves. 01:00:14 🎌 *Discussion on Japanese Anime* - Stuckmann talks about an anime film, "Kimi wa Kanata," highlighting its success and calling it a gem of the year. - Mention of confusion regarding the movie's release date and its significance in the West. 01:03:00 🍅 *Rotten Tomatoes Discussion* - Reference to the significance of Rotten Tomatoes scores, with a mention of "Black Panther" and the impact of perfect ratings. - Humorous commentary on the relevance of Rotten Tomatoes scores. 01:05:46 🎬 *Mission Impossible vs. Barb and the Movie Industry* - Discussion on the success and competition between "Mission: Impossible Fallout" and "Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar." - Reflection on the dynamics of movie releases and audience preferences. 01:07:22 🎥 *Chris Stuckmann's Film Project* - Stuckmann provides an update on his upcoming film project, stating it's 90% complete. - Speculation on the potential reception and impact of Stuckmann's film among his fans. 01:09:28 🎭 *Stuckmann's Film Genre Preferences* - Stuckmann discusses his love for horror films and the genre of his upcoming film. - Mention of color corrections and final adjustments in the filmmaking process. 01:10:52 🎥 *Expectations for Stuckmann's Film* - Speculation on how Stuckmann's fans might react to his film, anticipating both positive and critical feedback. - Mention of the potential discussion and analysis of specific aspects of the film by viewers. 01:13:33 🎭 *Comedy vs. Drama Difficulty* - Discussing the perceived higher skill level required for comedy compared to drama. - Comedy involves unclear rules, especially in teaching aspects like timing. 01:14:30 📝 *Sincerity in Comedy vs. Drama* - Exploring the notion that bad comedy is easier to watch than bad drama. - The challenge of producing a sincere work of drama that must be taken seriously. 01:15:53 🤔 *Difficulty of Failing in Comedy vs. Drama* - Comparing the difficulty of failing in comedy versus drama. - Suggesting that it might be easier to completely fail in comedy than in drama. 01:16:35 🎬 *Filmmaking Experience and Comedy* - Sharing personal experience in co-writing and producing a feature comedy. - Reflecting on the challenges of catering to specific audience preferences in comedy. 01:18:13 📹 *Early Start in KZread* - Discussing the success of Chris Stuckmann in the KZread space. - Highlighting the advantage of starting early in the platform's history. 01:19:25 🤨 *Critique of Chris Stuckmann* - Expressing frustration with Chris Stuckmann's self-proclaimed "filmmaker" status. - Questioning the substance of Stuckmann's reviews and the appeal of his content. 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  • @erco9167
    @erco91674 ай бұрын

    “I’m just here to make Rat” - Bilbusta Rhymins

  • @stanley-fghijk441
    @stanley-fghijk4414 ай бұрын

    Chris "Rey is a great character" Stuckman.

  • @dustyfilmsgaming1983
    @dustyfilmsgaming19834 ай бұрын

    Thank you Wolf. Very cool.

  • @midderdixon
    @midderdixon3 ай бұрын

    There a channel who explains things very fast but his gimmick is that he explains an entire cinematic or gaming universe in less then 20 mins in detail because he passionate about it.

  • @thatguywesmaranan
    @thatguywesmaranan4 ай бұрын

    "this is a film by so-and-so that involves a chair..." - little platoon - still better than anything modern disney has ever come up with...

  • @austinglaze5415
    @austinglaze54154 ай бұрын

    Been a long time since i watched EFAP. Good to hear yall again. I will say Fringy no longer having "im in a bathroom stall" mic quality is an absolute detriment.

  • @leosorghum6867
    @leosorghum68673 ай бұрын

    The outro reminds of Sitch and Adam's clip outro, very nice

  • @pladampa
    @pladampa2 ай бұрын

    Stuckman stole that music from a game called combat arms. Felt like I was in a Neverending lobby waiting for a match.

  • @dash4800
    @dash48004 ай бұрын

    Lol, hes gotten so terrible the last fee years. Especially since he decided he was a director and refuses to be critical of movies. Now his "reviews" are just a 2 minute waste of time.

  • @Fjord-yk9cb
    @Fjord-yk9cb4 ай бұрын

    It was a sad day when I realized John Campea was more likely to say something honest and critical than Chris. I miss you Stuck.

  • @sparkycjs
    @sparkycjsАй бұрын

    This is a movie. An actor is in it. Some events occur. You could watch it.

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla4 ай бұрын

    I think being in the Jehovah's Witnesses since childhood permanently damaged Chris' brain.

  • @coltonwilkie241

    @coltonwilkie241

    4 ай бұрын

    It's crazy how he was so bad at being a Jehovah's Witness that they kicked him out of the group and he was so offended by that happening that he felt the need to start crying about them being a "cult"

  • @tyrannozilla

    @tyrannozilla

    4 ай бұрын

    They are a cult. That's the only thing I agree with Stuckman on. I was just doing a dark joke with my comment. Just because I think Chris is a terrible film reviewer doesn't mean I support the Jehovah's Witnesses.@@coltonwilkie241

  • @leonkuwata4510

    @leonkuwata4510

    4 ай бұрын

    @@coltonwilkie241 Did you watch even a single second of his JW video?

  • @jonnyfendi2003

    @jonnyfendi2003

    4 ай бұрын

    Remember hes part of the oppressed class now. Hes pansexual

  • @skdeathxlife

    @skdeathxlife

    4 ай бұрын

    @@leonkuwata4510 any tldr?

  • @AjayRiver
    @AjayRiver4 ай бұрын

    We need Chris' sponsor segment as a highlight

  • @TomTomTom87
    @TomTomTom874 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckmann made tattoos officially cringe.

  • @Darkness1984

    @Darkness1984

    4 ай бұрын

    Why?

  • @SortOfEggish

    @SortOfEggish

    4 ай бұрын

    Tattoos have been as gay as a blouse since the 2000's

  • @theshakter
    @theshakter4 ай бұрын

    Chris Stuckman of old would never put Barbie as his top 15

  • @eatonknass247
    @eatonknass2474 ай бұрын

    Its like he used a text to speech AI to mimic his voice reciting an AI abriged version of a ChatGPT script. And he wants to make films? I wouldnt let him near a throwaway script, much less an actual movie

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager3 ай бұрын

    The second he said he was going to go easy on films, was the moment I dropped him. I still really like Jeremy Jahns, though.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX90004 ай бұрын

    Both Shin Godzilla & Godzilla: Minus One are easily the best of the modern Godzilla films if not the best in the entire franchise. To me, Godzilla: Minus One was the best film I’ve seen in 2023 and it was mainly due to the story & characters. You feel sorry for Koichi throughout the film and the people surrounding him are likable & interesting, something which is severely lacking in the Monsterverse films which I honestly do not count as true Godzilla films. It’s also been 7 years since we got another proper Toho Godzilla film since Shin Godzilla which in between that time frame we got from Netflix both the anime film trilogy & the anime streaming series Singular Point, which were both very questionable in quality.

  • @ShinKaijuPrince

    @ShinKaijuPrince

    4 ай бұрын

    By your own logic, a large majority of Toho Godzilla films are "not true Godzilla films" since many of them don't have interesting characters.

  • @rodriguezjavier6726

    @rodriguezjavier6726

    4 ай бұрын

    @@ShinKaijuPrince damn even shin Godzilla ( one of the best movies of the kaiju) didn't have any interesting characters at all, that's one of the reasons why minus one is better

  • @night6724

    @night6724

    4 ай бұрын

    @@rodriguezjavier6726 I thought Legendary Godzilla 1 had pretty good characters. Then people complained about not enough Godzilla and too many humans and ran in the exact opposite direction for Godzilla KotM and Kong

  • @Dutch_man20

    @Dutch_man20

    4 ай бұрын

    As a huge Godzilla fan, I agree

  • @night6724

    @night6724

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Dutch_man20 Yeah but I feel like Godzilla -1 shows the hypocrisy of Toei fanboys. They complained Legendary Godzilla was bad because it was too character focused and didn’t show Godzilla enough but this movie is the same. Now if you want to say the characters are better or worse that’s fine but the complaint about Godzilla 2014 was it didn’t have enough Godzilla and too human focused. Godzilla KotM comes out, does the opposite and people complain

  • @dannysmi7162
    @dannysmi71624 ай бұрын

    Honestly, I think his list isn’t that bad. (I would just leave Barbie out.) He just does a bad job of explaining it.

  • @coldfire2753

    @coldfire2753

    4 ай бұрын

    The point of top movies of the year lists isnt to explain these movies lol. He alredy has individual reviews for that reason. The list is for listing things

  • @dannysmi7162

    @dannysmi7162

    4 ай бұрын

    @@coldfire2753 Eh, fair I suppose. I just feel like Jeremy Jahn does a better job and is more entertaining as well.

  • @robotdude2206
    @robotdude22064 ай бұрын

    Ooh, I really like the outro, Wolf. It's nice to hear your sexy voice again.

  • @ApolloT-vp5dn
    @ApolloT-vp5dn4 ай бұрын

    The First Slam Dunk was released in the USA July 28, 2023 so Chris can include it on a 2023 list. I'm fine with short reviews of films, provided there's something about the film itself in there. What are the reasons I should see it, the tone, the quality of the story etc. What I don't like are reviews that are a summary of the plot.

  • @leedobson
    @leedobson4 ай бұрын

    " this film had actors...and was in the cinema" Chris Stuckmann

  • @christopherkinsella3912
    @christopherkinsella39124 ай бұрын

    More Stuckman coverage just so I can hear Maulers impeccable impression.

  • @akumaoni3861
    @akumaoni38614 ай бұрын

    To be fair... Slam Dunk is dope.

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