Let's be real..."shut the fuck up," is probably the best advice out there, for any occasion.

@SniperRed0092

8 жыл бұрын

+Samantha Kaythe Yep.

@randolphsavage9760

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes; especially if you are the one driving and have all your shit in order.

@5hawks

7 жыл бұрын

For any and all occasions.

@karoma7898

7 жыл бұрын

Unless there's a bear armed with a Choppifier 3000 with a hacksaw-machete-flamethrower combo in the backseat, then you should scream "run bitch, rruuuuunn"

@samikaythe2736

7 жыл бұрын

I accept that.

“If the cops have to chase you down. They’re bringing an ass kicking with them” lol

@InfernosReaper

3 жыл бұрын

That's true no matter your skin tone, too.

@joeyakathug5215

3 жыл бұрын

@@InfernosReaper Especially if they are US Marshals

@InfernosReaper

3 жыл бұрын

@@joeyakathug5215 Got some experience with that?

@Seriona1

3 жыл бұрын

@@InfernosReaper Federal law enforcement don't fuck around.

@joeyakathug5215

3 жыл бұрын

@@InfernosReaper Kinda. Well I wasn't the fugitive, but I watch a lot of bodycam footages for fun, and anything involving US Marshals shows they are just straight up brutal

It’s honestly a shame Dave Chappelle and Chris rock never did a show or movie together.

@joimumu

10 ай бұрын

The universe would explode that is just too much for the world to handle

@Mcsavage2.0

9 ай бұрын

@@kshepard52what?

@misanthrophex

8 ай бұрын

@@kshepard52 Chapelle bites everyone's ass equally, doesn't matter colour, sexuality, gender, anything. Chapelle has done more to fight racism than any institution.

@flurdler

8 ай бұрын

Ego collide

@LibraritheWizardOfficial

8 ай бұрын

​@@kshepard52"I find Dave Chappelle offensive" - your exact words. You were offended.

Chris is hilarious. Even after getting smacked by Will, he is funny and deep stating that "she hurt him far more than I did", insightful and funny. Spot on - like each point in this skit.

@user-ym4xy6us5e

Ай бұрын

Will Smith is a lowlife cuckold and ashamed of it.

Followed these rules and as a black man I haven’t gotten my ass kicked yet Edit: chill out people 2nd Edit: TLDR; some folks have a sense of humor and some folks want to say because I didn’t get my ass kicked im not black enough.

@alleynewarner9961

3 жыл бұрын

You can always apply to get your ass kicked at your local police station ... unless I'm misunderstanding you?

@TheJadeFist

3 жыл бұрын

@@alleynewarner9961 Ya but then you gotta do a bunch of paper work and it's a real pain in the ass.

@2kevinthecool

3 жыл бұрын

FUNNY!! and good message too

@LeonArgent

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you never get your ass kicked needlesly mate.

@Kawii_Kanji

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheJadeFist no paperwork just sprinkle some crack on em and let’s get outta here

"get a white friend." -a black man Chris Rock *almost* ended racism.

@viktoriyaserebryakov2755

3 жыл бұрын

@@TugIronChief Racism towards blacks at least. From the outside looking in I can't comprehend how racism is so abhorrently taboo and yet nobody bats an eye at the thought of violent assault. Which of these two actions should really be the most shocking?

@viktoriyaserebryakov2755

3 жыл бұрын

@@TugIronChief Are we using the modern American definition of racism?

@viktoriyaserebryakov2755

3 жыл бұрын

@@TugIronChief Any reasonable person doesn't care for the differences.

@stevehope6283

3 жыл бұрын

Racism is dead!! For those of us who know better!! It's the powers that be divide us!!

@downey2294

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevehope6283 speak for yourself i happen to hate black people :^)

a skit in the 90s...mandatory instructional educational material 2023

@unanon_user

2 ай бұрын

in the best part is that it applies to people of every race, not just black people. in most cases at least.

@MrGared22

2 ай бұрын

For real, the other comment I saw here saying that he'd be cancelled if he did this nowadays made me go "My brother in Christ, if anything nowadays it became mandatory learning."

@DannyfMartin

2 ай бұрын

Common sense is hard to find in 2024

@unanon_user

2 ай бұрын

@@DannyfMartin common sense is always hard to find it, regardless of the year

@hagestad

Ай бұрын

@@unanon_user unless you live in place like Calabasas - you know those private-public cops are your workers there.

"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them". That's not just hilarious, it's actually very real advice. So many people would be totally fine if they didn't choose to run and otherwise act foolish.

@joeylawn36111

Ай бұрын

Yep, one can go from a warning to felony charges just by running away from the police.

@JohnSmith-fq3rg

19 күн бұрын

Should they beat you half to death for running? Of course not. Would I beat someone half to death for making me have to chase them down? Of course. Don't expect cops to be any better of a person than you.

@danrhinehart1134

13 күн бұрын

It's also true that if Rodney King would have just pulled over and cooperated as per the advise of this public service video, the police would not have kicked his ass.

@MiketheratguyMultimedia

12 күн бұрын

@@danrhinehart1134 What those cops did to King was crazy over the top, but it's true that if he'd have just pulled over and cooperated it likely wouldn't have happened.

@pdexBigTeacher

6 күн бұрын

Had an LAPD friend admit, "If we tell you to 'stop' and you run, when we catch you we gon' beat you 'cause you made us chase you.'

Have you ever been face-to-face with Will Smith and wondered. “Is he about to kick my ass?”

@THEULTIMATETROLL

2 жыл бұрын

Well wonder no more.

@voiceguy3635

2 жыл бұрын

1.Don't just stand there when he's walking at you with murder in his eyes. 2.Repeat #1 as often as necessary--MOVE! 3.If #1 and #2 don't work--file charges--don't let him off the hook.

@firstlast9731

2 жыл бұрын

4.Keep his wifes name out your mouth, cuz theres nothing she'd like to see more than your ass getting whooped.

@ForeverInDreams237

2 жыл бұрын

"Don't.....give.....him......shit!!!!"

@OctIce

2 жыл бұрын

rule number 1: if you're about to talk of Will Smith wife, shut the fuck up!

Dont ride with a mad women. That is the one thing that brings all of the races together.

@sebthebootysorcerer4257

5 жыл бұрын

Special Fex lol for real

@YurkerYT

5 жыл бұрын

I can't say you are wrong.

@linkinajar8676

5 жыл бұрын

There’s nothing a mad woman would like to see more than you getting your ass kicked.

@quintonclark2339

5 жыл бұрын

Special Fex no mad women will say anything.

@MightyJuan154

5 жыл бұрын

@Video Buff the mad woman said, "he got away, he got away!"

You know I've seen this a million times and it's still mad funny😂😂😂😂😂

1:10 “Maybe you need your ass kicked” I LOVE the Chris Rock of the early 2000’s LOL 😂

@vatolikhlimentyev6270

5 ай бұрын

😂😂you damn right you need yo ass beat. A BIG ASS joint and a LOADED GUN SHOWING😅😅😅😅

This is how real comedy is done. You make fun of everyone: whites, blacks, police, men, women. Nobody escapes.

@lordsiomai

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. It's beautiful. It's not racism when everyone gets shit on

@gabriellangton6677

3 жыл бұрын

based everyone gets shit on

@melodymakermark

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Rock is a comedic genius!!! Even my pale white ass likes him! 😂

@dutchvanderlinde4965

3 жыл бұрын

@@melodymakermark Why would you being white matter if you like him or not? You getting offensive on me bro? Im joking lol

@K-----

3 жыл бұрын

Can't be racist if you hate on everyone equally.

Don’t ride with a mad woman is universal, literally

@babelyubelbarever4591

3 жыл бұрын

Don't a woman

@nadirrabah6756

3 жыл бұрын

"He got weed he got weed!!"

@FBI-kz1nv

3 жыл бұрын

@@babelyubelbarever4591 Don't

@lonecrapshooter67

3 жыл бұрын

@@babelyubelbarever4591 all hos is mad

@nedludd7622

3 жыл бұрын

Mad men are a much greater danger.

I’m white and have been doing the following every time I’ve been stopped by police (many times, I don’t drive slow). Pull over to the side of the road, switch engine off, roll down drivers window, hands on the wheel. Cops don’t know for sure what they’re walking up to. your car may have been stolen and you aren’t aware of it for example. These easy steps help put the cop at ease. I have been stopped for speeding at least 10 times in the last 20 years and have yet to get a serious citation. They always knock it down to something very minor. Taking the stress off the cop makes a difference.

@user-ym4xy6us5e

Ай бұрын

Police officers deal with so many fools, jerks, bums, criminals, and deadbeats that they are positively eager to let an honest citizen off the hook. All you've got to do is appear to possess a modicum of common sense. It's a really low bar.

@Iwasneverhere7

8 күн бұрын

Sounds like you need to get your behind kicked by the pohleeese. 😂😇🇺🇸

A bunch of years back, I used to take night school classes with a HUGE Montgomery, AL cop. We got to be friends. I asked him what crime is most likely to be committed when he stops someone. His response, "Pissin' off the police." Words to live by.

@nunyabidnes6010

2 ай бұрын

Sad that you don't realize that the cop is the wrong one in that situation.

@frankhurst9665

2 ай бұрын

@@nunyabidnes6010 - Not really. Cops are human, too. Let's say you get stopped for running a stop sign. The cop might let you off with a warning. You act like an a**hole to the cop, he's going to start checking everything. Rule is...don't be an a**hole.

@nunyabidnes6010

2 ай бұрын

@@frankhurst9665 ok bootlicker

@reubensandwich9249

2 ай бұрын

​@@nunyabidnes6010I suggest you watch the video before commenting next time. Interesting you think it's perfectly fine being an a-hole to people, wish we could make your life at work miserable also.

@victorcarrillo7618

2 ай бұрын

Americans will say shit like this then call other countries a police state

Imagine Chris Rock doing this in 2021, he'd be cancelled for being funny.

@basgestion7319

3 жыл бұрын

or a genius

@demonte6582

3 жыл бұрын

at least he recommendet to give a white friend a lift.

@mayorebfarnum8114

3 жыл бұрын

well he already has been, BLM calls him an Oreo

@baska-

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayorebfarnum8114 the only black lives that matter to them are the ones who follow their narrative

@soundshock9357

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly we need to solve the political system this shit bad

if chris rock did this in 2021 he'd be cancelled for real

@organicmethamphetamine2391

3 жыл бұрын

i fkn despise this era

@drakke125Channel

3 жыл бұрын

no one listened to christians and look where that got us.

@philipmwangi5270

3 жыл бұрын

@@drakke125Channel facts

@saintsaint5315

3 жыл бұрын

@@drakke125Channel religion has done more damage than just about anything you fucktard.

@mochiisntbad6762

3 жыл бұрын

@@saintsaint5315 im guessing everything was caused by religion(in terms of damage) like nanking, and both the world wars because im assuming thats what you mean by done more damage than just about anything. cause those are one of the most pretty fucked up situations that comes out of my head based on your discription :)

This is funny and a bit sad at the same time. It's a bit sad that there are many grown ups who actually need to be told these things.

@MagiconIce

10 ай бұрын

Yeah. Every time, when over hear in Europe something with "police brutality" happened in the US and the news report it like "An Afro-American Man got killed during a police control. Police shot him, the community is enraged etc.", people are instantly reacting like "Ah look, the racist american police again"... and when I ask "Well, how did the controlled person behave in the situation, what did he do, what may caused the shooting?", everyone loses their minds... and then days later, when more details are known, often (sadly not always) there is a description like he made a sudden movement to his hip, which the officers interpreted as the guy grabbing for a gun and shot him first or something like that, where I think "Man, why were you so stupid? Why did you do that? Didn't your parents teach you how to behave in the presence of police?" I mean, I personally live in Germany, we have nowhere near such a liberal gun law as the US, so guns are absolutely not as proliferated here as over in the US. But even here police is armed with guns and if I, as a white guy, would get into a control and would make a sudden, unpredicted movement with my hands to the hips behind my back or something, you can be sure as hell that the police officers at the very least would've brandished their pistols and take aim at me (and only that if I'd be lucky in that situation), just as they were trained to do, to protect themselves in case I'm a crazy guy trying to attack them. In German Context it would most probably not a gun but a knife, that crazy people could be armed with at most, but still, a dangerous weapon against which an officer here would have to defend himself, if need be with his gun. I'm not saying that absolutely every case, where an Afro-American died in a police control, was the fault of said Afro-American, there are sadly also cases where the guy behaved correctly and still got his ass booked, beaten or shot by a racist cop in the past. And that Afro-Americans land quicker in jail than white guys is also a proven fact, proven by scientific studies. But there are more than enough cases where the guy fucked up and, unwillingly, provoked the cops to take action against him. So yeah, Chris Rock is absolutely right: Obey the law, be polite, do as you're told by the police and shut the fuck up and you get away fine in every country of the world, not just the US.

@elliottbaker201

10 ай бұрын

​@@MagiconIcefolks mainly talk about the actual overreach. Look up Daniel shaver.

@zeked4200

10 ай бұрын

​@@elliottbaker201 The majority of victims that BLM was "protesting (rioting) in the name of" were killed because they were armed with an illegal weapon that they refused to relinquish, they were on drugs, they fled from the police, they attempted to take the weapon from the officer or they tried to assault the officer. The reality is that only roughly 1% of *all* police shooting victims in the United States are unarmed. The majority of the time, the shooting is found to be justified because of the actions of the victim prior to, or during their interaction with police. Which is the point the person you're replying to is making, and it is absolutely true. Not only that, but they acknowledged that their assessment of these situations doesn't apply to every case. So bringing up one example where it doesn't apply really doesn't refute anything they said. However you saying people only "talk about the actual overreach" is 100% wrong and it's not even debatable.

@elliottbaker201

10 ай бұрын

@@zeked4200 except it definitely is debatable.. which is why The OverReach is what folks speak on. Not police actually doing their jobs, scooter 🤷😘🇺🇲

@niceguy6152

10 ай бұрын

Not grown ups. Apes.

After all these years, I still lose it at 2:03 😂

@bell191991

9 ай бұрын

Same. The freeze frame on his crazy eyes always kills me 😂

@joscar062

9 ай бұрын

​@@bell191991man legit said 😳😳😳😳😳

@MrNostalgic1804

8 ай бұрын

@@bell191991he looks like Will smith’s sons Trey and jaden

@mgriffin51304

7 ай бұрын

He thought he was actually Him 🤣🤣🤣

@LAFORGUS

4 ай бұрын

I lose it at this every time i see it.

*Now THIS is quality public service announcement*

@howardfortyfive9676

6 жыл бұрын

Those jackals of PBS ought to be REQUIRED to show this as a PSA 8 days a week!

@thandie67

6 жыл бұрын

Dean Natuno it is but it does not help.

@Synthysynthsynth

6 жыл бұрын

Howard Fortyfive “PBS” jackals?? ok bro. methinks your anger is misdirected.

@TheeKingRayzor

6 жыл бұрын

Thandi M Certainly not in 2018

@TheeKingRayzor

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Grimsley AHAHAHA!! 😂

This should be played on national tv every 1/2 hr instead of all the drug commercials .....

@fishingtexas5857

3 жыл бұрын

1:25

@MrWatts-dz6fb

3 жыл бұрын

Wym! They make money off systematic racism! 🤦🏾‍♂️

@johncastillo2194

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrWatts-dz6fb haha. The drug companies make money off of black people doing drugs and thinking that there is systematic racism in the united states year 2021

@semperfi6801

3 жыл бұрын

I've been going to other sites both right and left leaning and sharing the video as often as I can and encouraging others to share it. Crazy how much truth is in his message. Encourage others to share.

@MrWatts-dz6fb

3 жыл бұрын

@@johncastillo2194 you're definitely white. Lol

This is the best advice for anyone, anywhere regardless of race.

@vol-back-homefinally9910

2 ай бұрын

I'm white, Southern Baptist. Grew up in the South. My Fire Captain father basically told me this in 1979 when I first got my learners permit. Because if you break any of Chris Rock's suggestions, then the cops are going to beat you - regardless of color.

My friend was 19 and drunk and freaking out when i got pulled over i was like "just shut the fuck up! I got pulled over for speeding, he's not even going to look at you"

this was made almost 14 years ago - as a joke....it should be on tv now as a public service announcement....

@jakelucid9650

3 жыл бұрын

No....we are having some civil discourse with people not being able to follow common sense and just follow orders given by police officers. hence this video should serve now as a public service announcement to remind folks - dont screw with them and they'll have no reason to screw with you....

@kruse8888

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t that be racist?😂

@notsigningupforshit

3 жыл бұрын

Best PSA ever!!

@MattMatt77

3 жыл бұрын

Now you these get $27 million to being a piece of shxt.

@ChrisTopheRaz

3 жыл бұрын

Lol! Right?! Ha ha

Got caught speeding 15 miles over the limit over the weekend. Followed these simply instructions and got off with a warning. Thank you Chris Rock! Edit: Wow 11k likes a year after I posted, thanks everyone. Remember, the law is like a hint so remember them! 😂

@ferrykent433

3 жыл бұрын

You must be right

@stumarston6812

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@AnImperialGod

3 жыл бұрын

Were you with a white friend?

@insertnamehere7235

3 жыл бұрын

Did you leave the woman at home?

@garner832

3 жыл бұрын

lol..

This is such a classic skit, I must have watched it a dozen times.

What makes it even better is at the end, even if you follow all those steps, he still says "probably"

@joimumu

10 ай бұрын

Well he knows that there is only so much you can do on your end and if the cop is batsh!t crazy then only god can help you

@jigu2483

10 ай бұрын

@@joimumu that's very true

@cbh148

10 ай бұрын

Try it, it totally works. No need to read in between the lines and look for oddball exceptions. What a weird thing to focus in on like it’s remotely a prevalent problem.

@jigu2483

10 ай бұрын

@@cbh148 shut up lil nigga

@simonnachreiner8380

7 күн бұрын

Hey if you follow the steps and still get your ass kicked it looks a LOT better in your lawsuit if all the video footage shows you being a compliant suspect. Instead of y'know of leading the police on a nine mile car chance blasting "f the police" running from the stop while pulling godknows what out of your pockets. Fight it in the courts, not the streets. You fight the police in the streets, you're probably leaving in a body bag.

The 4.2 thousand dislikes are probably the ones that got their ass kicked by the police.

@__J_O__

3 жыл бұрын

They ignit.

@hot8fuss

3 жыл бұрын

or BLM

@Bracero1990

3 жыл бұрын

I think its funny when people who clearly have a bias try to state a point. Like literally that is not even reason logic or sense but because youre white and everyone lets you have you way, youre like a an obese child eating cake.

@__J_O__

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bracero1990 And the funny goes over your head. Lighten up Francis!

@CliteTMSUBSCRIBE

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bracero1990 lmao wtf

This should be mandatory for all high school and college kids.

@onion_____

3 жыл бұрын

This was kinda common sense

@mochalo4912

3 жыл бұрын

some says it s not about the way you act , if u are black the cops will try to push ur buttons or will beat you up for nothing ; aka racism

@jasonchristiansen9063

3 жыл бұрын

@@mochalo4912 i can't disagree with your point. Some police are just dummy butts and want to ruin your day. But if we the people keep a cool head in the moment the we have the chance to really stick it to them in the aftermath.

@ryanwellz7423

3 жыл бұрын

@@onion_____ common sense is rare these days

@a-10warthog72

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed, but sad af

Black America should listen to Chris Rock. He knows what he's talking about.

@DragonMaster360

3 ай бұрын

so should most people tbh lol

@KDawg92801

2 ай бұрын

As long as he keeps people’s names out his fucking mouth

@joeylawn36111

Ай бұрын

@@KDawg92801 true, but Will Smith had no right to hit him like that

@KDawg92801

Ай бұрын

@@joeylawn36111 that’s why Chris rock should’ve kept his mouth shut. He didn’t know will would react like that. Neither did we. That’s why it’s important to keep certain things to yourself

@davesnothere.

18 күн бұрын

@@KDawg92801 He thought Will would keep laughing after she scowled at him for laughing.

The look on the driver's face when his friend starts popping off...priceless!

@Tigerman1138

4 ай бұрын

02:41

If a woman is mad at you, there’s nothing she like to see more than getting your ass kicked” This aged like Jada Smith’s hair

@pointysidedown

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it aged well. The joke, not the hair

@mascadadelpantion8018

2 жыл бұрын

Like Jada Pinkett Smith's hair, it looks fine but people do make a big deal out of it for no goddamn reason It's especially something not worth getting hit over.

@picturesq

2 жыл бұрын

Willard Carroll Smith the Second is coming for you

@rypb16

2 жыл бұрын

Looking forward to the GI Jane sequel

@beckyboo1433

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Ah this aged like fine wine.

@Lkenmaner

3 жыл бұрын

More like aged like unpasteurized milk

@a-a-ron7325

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lkenmaner unpasteurized milk ages better than pasteurized milk.

@bro_soldier642

3 жыл бұрын

I know right Chris rock was funny as hell being able to make humor out of unfortunate situations back then. I’m glad those problems were addressed more recently in the past years though police brutality is getting better every decade 💯

@lucaswallace7476

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lkenmaner It turns into cheese you f'ing neanderthal.

@Lkenmaner

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucaswallace7476 [insert surprised pikachu meme here]

I've seen this skit many times and I still have a hard breathing from laughing so hard when I watch it !!

HISTORY DEBUNKED brought me here 😂🎉

Chris Rock was ahead of his time.

@kakashiroks

3 жыл бұрын

This kind of thing has been going on for 100+ years

@h3llrazah420

3 жыл бұрын

@@kakashiroks exactly 🤣

@corentinp8115

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's pretty sad to see how little things have changed since then...

@saltylatino3215

3 жыл бұрын

Koala gang

@l.a.a.4929

3 жыл бұрын

To bad his tips doesnt work in real life

Instructions unclear, I got my ass kicked by firefighters.

@darthrevan2063

3 жыл бұрын

Dumbass. How the fuck you manage that one. Lol

@Strykerx31

3 жыл бұрын

At least you had Fire Fighters, i got my ass kicked by the Mail Man.

@SgtChip

3 жыл бұрын

Could've been worse. Could have been the paramedics. They're not to be messed with once they're done saving lives.

@KidsFund1

3 жыл бұрын

You are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

@VikingBadass94

3 жыл бұрын

@@Strykerx31 *narrator voice* He's the mail man, but he's delivering more than mail, he's delivering an ass whoopin

The bit around 2:04 still makes me crack up to this day. Whenever I hear about people getting shot by police, this comes to mind.

One of the most hilarious yet ironically true clips I've ever seen.

He needs to do a sequel "how not to get your ass kicked by the fresh prince"

@jayperez7360

2 жыл бұрын

I for one would pay for this.

@roseandstem8054

2 жыл бұрын

Will hit him as hard as he could and chris rock barely flinched.

@samsunguser3148

2 жыл бұрын

How to not get smithed by Smith by Rock

@eligebrown8998

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@cicjose6016

2 жыл бұрын

Chris Rock calls himself a comedian but this is his ONLY funny joke in his entire career

Watching this should be part of taking your driving test

@Wildstar40

3 жыл бұрын

This should be taught in schools in all grades.

@doloresforst9438

3 жыл бұрын

What ive been saying also

@CS-ui4qj

3 жыл бұрын

And if you were committing a “moving violation” don’t bs the cop. Just laugh and say yes and chat about it. 99% of the time cop lets you off and on your way. Most are just bored and practicing their job 12hrs a day with no life to speak of. Once you start lying and talking shit they go into a shark frenzy and it won’t end well.

@Nox.INkRecords

3 жыл бұрын

Word!

@rbrtck

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wildstar40 And all children, regardless of race. Don't parents do this anymore? I guess not.

This should be a constantly run commercial in EVERY CITY in the U.S.!

As a white man now in England, I always travel with a black man in the passenger seat, I won't ever get pulled over now. Think smart, think..........How can I be racist!!!

The funniest thing is that these are all legit rules.

@suprememasteroftheuniverse

3 жыл бұрын

White friend is racist bs.

@relentlessgod79yt32

3 жыл бұрын

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse it’s just a joke man calm down

@jeffayers65

3 жыл бұрын

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse its funny cause it's true. All black people should have white friend and vice versa.

@justinayers3589

3 жыл бұрын

And yet they don't get followed all the time. Really makes you think 🤔

@alanlee67

3 жыл бұрын

Tokyokazama good satire is always once removed from what's actually going on.

This needs to run on TV around the clock as a public service announcement.

@noahreyna76

3 жыл бұрын

Sure does 😂😂

@scrubsrc4084

3 жыл бұрын

I bet they would call him white

@jonsnows5340

3 жыл бұрын

@@scrubsrc4084 most likely be canceled and called racist. we already know how democrats work

@ATLuxuryCars

3 жыл бұрын

IQ too low for certain "individuals" in our society to understand these basic points unfortunately.

@jonsnows5340

3 жыл бұрын

​@michi veritas im happy a "muppet's" comment hit you in deeper places.

They actually do need to make this video available to the "thug-life" public community! It seriously is at least 90% accurate! :-)

This has aged like wine

14 years ago: funny comedy skit Today: fatherly advice

@brahtrumpwonbigly7309

3 жыл бұрын

It was always fatherly advice, it just isn't being taught to youths anymore because the fathers lost their custody battle.

@amitgabay3721

3 жыл бұрын

This is reasonable and common sense advice that actually wants to help people, unlike advice today. This is great advice

@amitgabay3721

3 жыл бұрын

@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 Especially in black communities with a 75% single parenthood rate

@chipanderson2135

3 жыл бұрын

Today it is racist advice according to the democrats.

@xandervk2371

3 жыл бұрын

Today: blatantly false.

While this is supposed to be comedic, it's also actually good advice.

@hagamapama

7 жыл бұрын

Yes it is. Words to not-die by.

@TsarOfRuss

7 жыл бұрын

It will sink more in ur brain if you have to laugh or cry about it.. its psychological embedment

@engeltjebaleno

7 жыл бұрын

the sad part is, some people actually need to get this advice instead of just knowing it.

@TsarOfRuss

7 жыл бұрын

engeltjebaleno I always say to my friends, " The way you dress, is the way you will be addressed" Why would i want to dress up hiphop style at a frequent crime area, then complain i was harrased by police. Ofcourse if i look like a drug dealer, i will be approached roughly

@keiko909

7 жыл бұрын

this needs to be recirculated in the community lol

This is still killing me in 2023 after nearly 2 decades 😂😂

Should be shown at every black school at lunchtime, from kindergarten thru high school. EVERY lunch time. Signed: retired Chicago cop.

@generalforsythe3944

Ай бұрын

Do you have any cool cop stories?

This should be taught at school and not randomly show up in recommendations decades after it was made

@finchborat

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think this was from the late 90s. Other than that, you have a decent point.

@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080

6 жыл бұрын

finchborat fixed it

@darvnhasat1357

5 жыл бұрын

yeah ikr if only Mike Brown had seen this and Chris Rock were still cool then

@Waxer3929

5 жыл бұрын

I teach a high school criminal justice class. I'd like to find (unfortunately) a censored version of this video to show in my class. It actually has some good tips a lot of my students can follow

@matthewskullblood9778

5 жыл бұрын

you teach at a high school you don't need a sensored version

Who's watching this now and thinking to themselves this is no longer a comedy sketch an actual public service announcement

@Dtown3

3 жыл бұрын

Yes lmfao

@krocialblack

3 жыл бұрын

Well. It was always a public service announcement.

@BryanTorok

3 жыл бұрын

This should be mandatory viewing about once a month from Junior High School on. The only thing I object to is the "get a White friend." That really isn't needed if you follow the other rules.

@Dtown3

3 жыл бұрын

@@BryanTorok haha yeah. It’s Chris rock tho. It’s a comedy skit. The rest was spot on tho

@jasonrobinson6493

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, I was literally thinking that.

That is literally one of the funniest ( but true) skits I've ever seen 😂

Rock presents this jokingly, but it's all accurate information.

14 years ago damn

@TubeWatcher

3 жыл бұрын

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ It's a completely different generation, it isn't old men and women getting shot by police officers, its mostly young people.

@james10739

3 жыл бұрын

Right how have people gotten stupider since

@frankvana2536

3 жыл бұрын

Viral killer watches non xenomorph content?!

@luisv4439

3 жыл бұрын

@@TubeWatcher an entitled generation... i grew up in LA in the 90s, my parents made damn sure i was in before dark, had no toy pistols, didnt wear gang colors, and to not talk to police.. im positive my parents saved me from getting killed from gang members and the police

@suzukisixk7

3 жыл бұрын

psh...they been singing fuck the police since 1989. people acting shocked today is hilarious.

Perhaps show this in schools. You know, before it’s too late.

@finchborat

3 жыл бұрын

Especially to the kids who walked out of class in MN to protest Daunte Wright and tell the National Guard to go home.

@bluffdotcom5504

3 жыл бұрын

It's already too late...

@OkFixer

3 жыл бұрын

Should be mandatory in schools, drivers education, DMV license application, INS application for green card or citizenship, and as early as day care.

@patrickfarrell6638

3 жыл бұрын

Too late...

@bfr74vz80

3 жыл бұрын

It better be grade school, by middle school it's too late for most of these kids.

he got weed he got weed 🤣

20 years later and some still haven't learned these lessons...🤣

This should be played for middle school aged kids all the way through high school. I'm NOT kidding.

@matheuscruz8574

3 жыл бұрын

This is golden education disguised as comedy

@firstnamelastname8790

3 жыл бұрын

I think Daunte Wright didn't watch this LMAO

@er7586

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe the parents should parent???

@johnblack5239

3 жыл бұрын

True!

@Joker-zk2we

3 жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname8790 nope, he did not. Quite funny honestly

14 years ago : a joke Now : an actual tutorial

@neutrino78x

2 жыл бұрын

nah man it's always been true. Sure you could still encounter racist cops and have the worst happen, but what's going to make that less likely: being polite and acting properly, or acting like a jackass? I think the former.

@DylanFarstveet

2 жыл бұрын

Police brutality has existed for decades

@dialfforfun7865

2 жыл бұрын

It's common sense bro

@sdhubbard

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!

@sonquatsch8585

2 жыл бұрын

100yrs ago a tutorial today a tutorial

Chris basically turned his Black People vs Niggas bit in to a sketch…and it’s just as iconic.

Actual, hard hitting hilarious comedy. And complete truth. Boy, how things have changed for the worse, for comedy and society.

"If the police have to go and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them" 🤣

@whitecollarhater9727

2 жыл бұрын

So true 😹. And at the end "if you follow these simple rules you PROBABLY won't... " very true too. With the pandemic, all the nutters have been hired...

@scottyhoo2516

2 жыл бұрын

@@whitecollarhater9727 u dam right! cuz i'm insane!

@whitecollarhater9727

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottyhoo2516 be polite!

@TheMellow85

2 жыл бұрын

This applies to all races. If the police need to get you they are bringing an asswhoopin.

@sgtwormevore4119

2 жыл бұрын

Now chris needs to make a "how not to get your ass kicked by an crazy will smith"

The most true part " DONT run from the Police, if you make them run, they are bringing an ass whoopin with them " SO true.

@scorpsixonesix4753

9 жыл бұрын

Devin O'Mara Sadly true, making someone chase you triggers aggression in the hind brain. While we can HOPE a level headed person can keep it in check, once adrenalin is up, there are no guarantees.

@pissy

9 жыл бұрын

Scorp Sixonesix your not suppose to run from the cops... it doesn't have much to do with the "hind brain". Flight or flight kicked in and you ran like a guilty bitch, they will take you down and once you're ass is subdued they will figure out why you decided running was the better option.

@ShaneCamburnGSGI

9 жыл бұрын

Devin O'Mara 90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt.

@matthewbradley3395

9 жыл бұрын

Shane Camburn "90% of the time they just want to know what you are up to. You run, that is like a silent admission of guilt." Not according to the Supreme Court. If you have done nothing wrong and are in what is considered a safe environment, you are under no obligation to stop and can legally ignore a police officer. They won't like it but the law is on your side.

@ShaneCamburnGSGI

9 жыл бұрын

Matthew Bradley You are correct, but at the same time, if an officer approaches, and asks what you are doing, and you break and run for no seemingly particular reason, then you are creating a scenario that places you on a "questionable" side of probable cause. I know it has been contested both ways and won/lost both ways in the past. However, the idea that an innocent man has no reason to run remains a common logic. Therefore, in most cases, this will be viewed as a reasonable act for the pressing of probable cause which lifts the burden of unlawful search and seizure. Yes, technically, by law - you are within rights to not speak to, keep moving, and totally ignore law enforcement - IF you are not being stopped for any law breaking witnessed by the officer. However, this certainly will make you quickly unpopular with the police and they will look for their loopholes to get back at you. I have known to many police officers that make such things a point of their day.

"Don't ride with a mad woman". Will Smith should have listened to this advice.

Legend. He tried to warn everyone, but many didn't listen. So here we are.

The face he makes when she yells "he got weed, he got weed" is priceless

@robertdemiliosr.4347

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. He know he fucked up.

@kaymccastle1154

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Rock was HILARIOUS, but he TOLD THE TRUTH!!!

@dennisromero9011

3 жыл бұрын

I think the face he made on the "shut the fuck up" part was even better...

@terrellking5119

3 жыл бұрын

Maaaaaaan I screenshot it lol!!!!

14 years later and clearly not enough people saw this informative video.

@SMDTURBO

3 жыл бұрын

Biden said they are too poor and stupid to use the internet. I mean after all, he would never lie.

@indeedyes7869

3 жыл бұрын

@@SMDTURBO based

@dogsdreamtoo8427

3 жыл бұрын

@@indeedyes7869 what the hell does "based" even mean

@malokk5773

3 жыл бұрын

@@SMDTURBO WTF I'm a Biden fan now

@uhhrodney

3 жыл бұрын

@@malokk5773 so your a fan of a senile old racist man 💀💀

Almost two decades later, and "HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!" still has me freaking dying!

@camillemckenzie3235

Жыл бұрын

Nowadays, the cops would probably ask if he would share it with them.

@lucky889s9

Жыл бұрын

"Dats right, kick his muthafuckin ass! " 😂😂😂

@rumblebird9888

Жыл бұрын

@@camillemckenzie3235 I know some cops from South Park, Colorado that would like some

@Ripa-Moramee

Жыл бұрын

@@camillemckenzie3235 Probably but you're acting like corruption has never existed before, I can tell you right now it has and if anything it was far worse in the past.

@handymanr4729

Жыл бұрын

Doesnt matter what color your woman is this true worldwide

"Is there a problem officer?" I love the way he says that.

@HoseG96

3 жыл бұрын

So innocent lmaoo

@InfernosReaper

3 жыл бұрын

@RingSight91more the USAF thing. Military cred helps make the politeness go from just avoiding a beating to also avoiding a ticket.

@kakatuaOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

What seems to be the officer, problem?

@rodmills737

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sblack48

3 жыл бұрын

He says it like a white guy

Forever be true. If cops gotta chase you, they bouta give you the works. Guarantee No bullshit.

This will always remain relevant 😂

Still good advice decades after this was recorded

@Remaggib

6 жыл бұрын

It's been longer than a single decade, I remember watching this around 1997 or 1998.

@42042O

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe change it to shot..... great comment op

@googlselzmiyinfo9040

6 жыл бұрын

Right. Advice like "get a white friend" isn't sarcastic at all.

@kevinlavin3269

6 жыл бұрын

HB damn you racist as fuck you must be trollin

@jonathandyer9643

6 жыл бұрын

If your white friend is your crazy friend skip the next step.

his face after she yells he got weed is priceless

@averagecalisthenicsguy1504

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oYCG17ptdMXXZcY.html

@bellschuser9829

3 жыл бұрын

That women is Cynthia g

@grevensher594

2 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't believe how many wives/girlfriends call to get their man in trouble after an argument, only to take it back 12 hours later after they get locked up. 🙄

@CoolPapaCash

2 жыл бұрын

@@grevensher594 Happened to me

@joelwillems4081

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like your comment but it's at 420. Just seemed wrong to change that.

All of these years later and they still don’t listen. Nothing has changed.

he got weed he got weed

The saddest part of this classic is He couldn't put it out today . He'd be Cancelled

@royalzak2670

3 жыл бұрын

Self accountability is now deemed "victim blaming". They treat certain groups like toddlers.

@deerick3109

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Rock should update the video and add resisting arrest to the list of things what not to do.

@ryanadams3924

3 жыл бұрын

yes, thought same

@herakleitus

3 жыл бұрын

@@deerick3109 I think that’s provisionally covered under “if you have to run, the cops are bringing an ass-kicking with them”

@joze838

3 жыл бұрын

@@herakleitus it is basically all covered under 'use common sense'.

14 years later and this showed up in my recommendations. this should be turned into a public service announcement lol.

@FinalManaTrigger

3 жыл бұрын

lol, I was saying this for years. And somehow it has become even more important due to our current zeitgeist.

@prose7789

3 жыл бұрын

YEP 🤣😂

@gregnorvell9730

3 жыл бұрын

How weird, same here. I don't watch anything like this. But in light of all the BLM crap going on I had to watch it. Yes this should be a public service announcement!!!!! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Just_Tyree

3 жыл бұрын

Nah its dated and too overly exaggerated

@KUNTAR

3 жыл бұрын

It's exaggerated by intent, because comedy. But it's funny because it is centered around truth. When people do stupid shit and resist arrest or put others at risk, the chance they get a fatal outcome increases significantly.

I've been watching this for years! It's still just as funny as the first time I saw it!!

@anthonyobryan3485

Ай бұрын

This will still be relevant comedy a hundred years from now.

17 years ago and it still relevant

"If you have to give your friend a ride, get a white friend". LOL Chris is legendary. This man will never NOT be funny.

@davis70140

Жыл бұрын

Chris rock was right 3:08 jada smith

@louisliu5638

Жыл бұрын

We were at a debate tournament in Chicago and did the reverse: our partner was the driver, and black. got us through the entire hood.

@guad512

Жыл бұрын

@Billy Cole II while we’re at it, let’s also make graduating from high school a legal requirement? 🤔

@indiasuperclean6969

Жыл бұрын

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@douglasiles2024

Жыл бұрын

@@indiasuperclean6969 bitch, please. 🙄🙄🙄

"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them." This is correct.

@mroselli7482

Жыл бұрын

Everytime!!! And you deserve it

@yankeesrule587

Жыл бұрын

Especially if you dont pull over for a traffic stop and keep going till you feel "its safe"

@mroselli7482

Жыл бұрын

@@yankeesrule587 💯

@gregcarlson8438

Жыл бұрын

But if you're black you can blame it on that.

@disturbedpyro4511

Жыл бұрын

It’s so true! I ran from the cops once they whooped my ass and then let me go with a warning. That’s what I get for illegally smoking weed in the middle of a public park!🤦‍♂️😂

My favorite one is stop immediately lmao. I always quote ”everyone knows if the police have to come and get you, they’re bringing an ass kicking w them”

This is from the brilliant comedic mind of Chris Rock, I have watched it numerous times and it never gets tired, too damn funny!

KZread: Let's recommend this hilarious yet weirdly educational video after *14 YEARS* , seems about right.

@TheGenuineFer

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s probably been 14 years since I last saw this too.

@leftistcommunistsoyboy6757

3 жыл бұрын

right after the scandal court case

@andreinybakken9252

3 жыл бұрын

Tragicomic, but it's the sad truth.

@Madrrrrrrrrrrr

3 жыл бұрын

@unban this how do you get here then? Anyway great blacksplaning video this and perfectly timed. Chris Rock still owns soooo many asses with this video right now. hahahaha

@patricky823

3 жыл бұрын

@unban this You'd be a sheep. But at least you'd stand a chance of being a live sheep instead of a dead lion.

This is not even exaggerated for comedic purposes. Just 100% accurate.

@jlong718

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it is. If someone runs after being pulled over they are going to get tackled.

@mrflam3089

3 жыл бұрын

Take out all the laughs and claps and you got yourself a good informational video.

@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651

3 жыл бұрын

ur white

@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651

3 жыл бұрын

arent ya

@frankdonaldsoncanadianking9651

3 жыл бұрын

insanely uninformed comment..., sure. Black people who comply are always treated like you? - right?.u know what i mean

''Men don't give em shiit, what da fuq you want''.... Never fails to crack me up everytime. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

man, dont' give him sh*t! what the f*ck you want! Never ceases to make me laugh.

People are laughing, but doing all of this will literally save so many lives

@ameliagiraud8003

2 жыл бұрын

all of this WILL oof

@LeCheneDeTele

2 жыл бұрын

« doing all of this will literally save so many lives » I'm not sure people unable to naturally follow these advices have to be saved from "ass kicking".

@dentgardiner8409

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeCheneDeTele Im inclined to agree.

@langbo9999

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's true 👍

@koshka02

2 жыл бұрын

@@noname-ue7lb "black people could follow a few rules". Its not that simple my dude. There's a history in this country, and black people are scared, and for good reason. Police don't always uphold civic trust and treat black men with an added layer of suspicion which leads to unnecessary confrontations. Also, defunding the police is and always was a bad idea. If anything is to get fixed, the police would need more funding, not less.

Might be the best public service announcement ever

@spiritofalaska

6 жыл бұрын

this should be shown to every school in chicago and to black lives matter supporters

@Thecalebexperience2

6 жыл бұрын

even the part saying "get a white friend"?

@japkap

6 жыл бұрын

CBaseball_ there has to be at least some comical relief not just all common sense statements.

@lusmas99

6 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. And most accurate.

@willia3r

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah except it doesn't work in large part. The police have shown in far too many cases that you can stand in one spot minding your own business and they will still mess with you. Professional tennis player James Blake's situation with NYPD cops is proof positive of that much. The other example is Charles Kinsey of North Miami Florida who was trying to get a runaway patient back into the facility. The reality is that in America we have too many psychotic people who have no business being police officers and we don't have a solid method for weeding them out.

Now that is one of the funniest bits I have ever seen. Thanks, Chris, it was outstanding.

I think what people never got with Dave Chapelle and Cris.... They weren't joking. This ACTUALLY an educational video!🤣

Over 14 years old, and still completely accurate.

@falfighter

3 жыл бұрын

probably MORE accurate today

@covidhoax7646

3 жыл бұрын

Human nature does not change with time.

@HamburgerHelperDeath

3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually from the 90’a not 2007. That’s when it was uploaded.

@thomasgrabowski2202

3 жыл бұрын

Something never change. 😌🙏

@ClownScript

3 жыл бұрын

@@falfighter no nigga lol you trippin

the timing, the irony, the beauty

@batman6351

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@lemonstrangler

2 жыл бұрын

your mum

@karigrandi7

2 жыл бұрын

what timing this was uploaded in 2007

@clawzx1195

2 жыл бұрын

@@karigrandi7 the recommended you smart ass

@uldisbergvalds1

2 жыл бұрын

@@karigrandi7 it just got recommended now and i wonder why.

That woman at the end was way too happy to see him get his ass kicked lol

This should be played and taught in every majority black public school in America

This should be broadcasted 24/7 on every phone in USA at least 5 times a day.

@audibloke

4 жыл бұрын

10 times a day on BET.

@rozyk0700a

4 жыл бұрын

so 24/7 or 5 times a day?

@johnwatson1258

4 жыл бұрын

You guys do know this is satire right? He is purposefully listing things that shouldn't ALONE get you beaten by the police. Having a gun and a blunt isn't grounds for getting beaten by the police. It may be grounds for arrest. So this is purposefully exaggerated. If you guys knew Chris Rock's stance on law enforcement you'd understand that he does not back the blue. And you'd also understand that this video is literally an indictment of police work in America. The reason why you people can't understand that, is because you think exactly like the satirical nature of the video. Which means Chris Rock was making fun of you specifically. Lol geez... the U.S. education system has failed the lot of you.

@ArthurD

4 жыл бұрын

@@rozyk0700a yes

@marshamcdonald1475

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree with you! Sure would spare our police Offers a lot of headaches and The kids too.

"If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kickin' with 'em." Truer words have never been spoken.

@oliverhawkins3098

3 жыл бұрын

My dad told me this when I turned 16 and he's the whitest guy I know.

@SlickRick135

3 жыл бұрын

So true 🤣

@steve_the_vehicon632

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverhawkins3098 so? You can be white and have your ass kicked by cops

@delanodegenie6970

3 жыл бұрын

Such true words... Thing is it's nothing new and it applies to every Police Force the World over... Don't wind them up and make them come for you... Then chances are you won't get hurt.... Whether that's right or wrong is irrelevant... It's just how it is.

@dynamicflashy

3 жыл бұрын

@@steve_the_vehicon632 That's quite literally the point of the comment.