“Can I see you in my office?” has the same vibe as your girlfriend saying, “We...need to talk.”

@masterenos

2 жыл бұрын

Nope more like getting called to see the principle. You know that whole walk there you're screwed.

@jenniferbullett7254

2 жыл бұрын

@@masterenos If you're in school but not as an adult.

@shannonwilkes7675

2 жыл бұрын

Facts 😂😭

@waynewilliams5802

2 жыл бұрын

In your case it would be same vibe as your boyfriend saying, "we need to talk".

@Marcvelous3

2 жыл бұрын

I feel em both equally

When he said "I've had 10-11 jobs and been fired 10-11 times" I felt that

@Dre_98

3 жыл бұрын

I ain’t black and I felt that lol

@zigzag7194

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to say he's been fired 11teen times 😂😂

@shyguymuzik9095

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@erickruckenberg8716

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dre_98 neither am I 😂

@dk3768

3 жыл бұрын

@@acpfullsends5190 I haven't been fired but got a written warning 2x. 6 months later I dipped with no notice

“They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead . I can’t stop laughing even to this day .

@d3f1n3d2

4 ай бұрын

I saw someone else tell this joke, don't remember who or what year. While its possible they might have took it from SH its unlikely given he was already a big name.

@dorenjackson1166

Ай бұрын

This hits different as an adult today😂. It was funny as a kid but hilarious now. My supervisor walks & talks just like Tom. I’m only hear again because I got that call to the office & thought I was going to have to act like Willie 😂

That white boss walk with his ass pinched was ON POINT! 😂😂😂

@revengeofthenerds4415

Жыл бұрын

Fr, the manager at the store I work at always speed walks around the store, he looks like he found a bomb in the store and is trying not to panic

@chrishonsmith-tc5cz

Жыл бұрын

That was a good one 🤣

@belizegal29

6 ай бұрын

@@revengeofthenerds4415😂😂😂

@taasch2505

2 ай бұрын

The real nerdy oversized ones with glasses; yeah. But mine was a f'n drill sergeant from Vietnam. I wish I could see Steve Harvey do a skit about that one 😂

I got terminated one time from a temp position in 2014. Wife didn’t have a job at the time, 3 year old at the house. They let me go, my wife cried, and I told her “it’s ok, we are going to survive this.” Life is so good y’all. I completely turned that thing around, and God Almighty was with me the whole time. Be blessed.

@sassyfras4085

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!!! Our God will never fail us or leave us it's only us whoever leaves him

@Kennium4oxide

3 жыл бұрын

Glory to God

@theninjacat7200

3 жыл бұрын

sometimes termination isn't the end...it's a new beginning. the job could be holding you back from another career which needs you...

@kashfortheking

3 жыл бұрын

THE NINJACAT certainly in that case. They did me a favor 😂😂😂

@llsmoothvevo2072

3 жыл бұрын

🙏🏾🙏🏾

To think he was actually fitted for that suit.

@billsavidz1274

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh lmaooo

@Frnk_3

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like a banana

@thepursuitofknowledge5245

3 жыл бұрын

Its what we call now the 'super loose baggy fit dont fit fit'

@comrade8185

3 жыл бұрын

Idk man I really like that look

@yversace5500

3 жыл бұрын

Yup 80’s and 90’s had a lot of that, it was the style

I got fired three years ago because they had me doing everything the supervisor was supposed to do without the pay. Although they didn’t have a supervisor they wouldn’t give me the raise. I was making $14/hr and asked for a $2/hr raised they denied it and fired me because I refused to keep doing the supervisor work. I decided to go back to school and last year I made over 100,000 as a Registered Nurse. Sometimes it’s a blessing in disguise.

@Mrs_Yvonne_Afreh

Жыл бұрын

Good for you 👏👏👏👏

@sertic1

Жыл бұрын

Yay brag about being a nurse for the $ rather than to help people 👍

@djeanevens

Жыл бұрын

@@sertic1 I love helping people the point of my response was to talk about how being fired can be a blessing in disguise go hate somewhere else.

@poyloos4834

Жыл бұрын

@@sertic1 bro think he knows how to virtue signal.

@grantofat6438

Жыл бұрын

I bet is was a blessing for the company as well.

His standup totally still holds up to this day.

@nikkim8204

Жыл бұрын

7:32 Got me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Peabody388

9 ай бұрын

There's rumours he's gonna be the next host of Family Feud. Worth a watch

@nahor88

6 ай бұрын

The difference is so many jobs are now remote post-Covid. A lot of those firings are now virtual, and bosses have a much easier time knowing they can just chill in their pad, open up a zoom with HR and be on their way. At my last job which went full-remote post Covid, I got the separation form from HR right before the team huddle, and was asked to join an HR zoom chat where my boss was wearing a tank top and didn't say a word other than "hang in there".

"What Fo?!?!" *Intensely stares* 😂😂😂

@blinkth3dog

5 жыл бұрын

Shyyyyyiiitttt!

@deepmelanin7241

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 what fo

@mishellefab5153

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!!

@THEDOORIZCLOSED

5 жыл бұрын

I've done that too! Got called into a meeting and was just like "you might as well fire me now..." I didnt get fired, but the same day of the meeting, I walked out afterwards lol

@HaloHighlightz

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve replayed that part about six times 🤣

the one time I got fired I never saw it coming, I actually thought the boss was gonna give me praise for a job well done lol

@rachels.9984

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever worked yourself into getting fired? I ran out of stuff to do after a week... they were expecting it to take a month plus at least. 🥲

@romariomejia5396

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachels.9984 People have told me "it's better to look busy, than to finish all your work"

@rachels.9984

3 жыл бұрын

@@romariomejia5396 Wish I'd known that then! XD Very true!

@APDaBaron

3 жыл бұрын

LOL oh shit. that's funny.

@KaiserSenpai420

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachels.9984 That sounds like my security dispatch job! Don't rush, just keep at a steady pace and look busy. Crazy right?

Steve rocking Jim Carrey’s suit from The Mask. *”Ssssssmokin’!”* 😂

@usamazahid3882

5 ай бұрын

At least, Steve Harvey ain't wearing the hat nor the green paint on his face to make it look like that.

@Unworthyservant7

4 ай бұрын

I though the same.! Exactly

@airotiv7916

11 күн бұрын

🤣💀♥️

Getting Fired is one of the most embarrassing, depressing, and denigrating experiences that this life has to offer. Whether in the sanitized offices of a hospital or the putrid grounds of the city dump, it is demoralizing.

@TheLegend-uq1gz

Ай бұрын

It’s also tough for the boss that will deliver the message.

A black guy I work with told me the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Another black guy quit his job. I asked Anthony about it and asked if he put in his two weeks notice. He laughed and said, “hell naw that’s a white thang... black folks don’t give a two weeks notice.” I asked why and he said, “do they give you a two weeks notice when they fire yo ass?” 😂😂😂

@benmollitor3776

3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly why I don't give one.

@unexpectedvixen5685

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@TheBlackShinigami

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually factual and only used for places you want to be hired again with honestly. Fuck allat two week shit

@phathuevos697

3 жыл бұрын

So true lol

@mikekeltner4291

3 жыл бұрын

I don't quit I just get myself firef

I nearly forgot Steve Harvey used to have hair on top of his head.

@nicki4905

3 жыл бұрын

Rite!!!!

@Savvage.875

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicki4905 right *

@ethershakur4768

3 жыл бұрын

It was an hair piece not his hair that's why he's bald now

@dominiquejack6828

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethershakur4768 That was his hair lol

@Myflopera1

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao u shady 😂

If Steve didn't hit it right on the head...I've seen it go both ways with white and black guys being fired but Steve got it right in the two different reactions. People forget just how good a comedian Steve Harvey is because of the TV show

I was being severely harassed at work by my head of department for sometime, without being able to defend myself. All I could do was to ensure that I gave him no reason to pick on the quality of my work and so I became meticulously proficient at all aspects of my job. Still the harassment continued and my stress levels shot to the roof with direct consequences on my physical and mental health. I finally decided to use two weeks of my holidays entitlement just to look for another job. I started on Monday and by Wednesday, just two days later, I had an interview and was offered a Job in a Well known company that offered me a starting salary of twice as much as I was getting in my current job. Nedless to say that by Thursday I have handed over my notice, while still on leave, which gave me Much Pleasure. On my last day at work, when my hypocrit on a manader and the rest of the department gathered to make a fuss and give a present, I finished my job and unbeknownst to them I exited the building, leaving them all standing there waiting for me for a good half an hour or so until they finally realised that I had long gone. The best thing is that, the entire company got to know about it and they became the but of all jokes for a long time. I stayed in my new job for 16 good years, before cordially moving on to do even better.

@wolfgangwiesinger9502

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, someone might start thinking the his current job is very important, but the thing is, when you change work, you learn different ways of doing things, which is a skill by itself.

At one of my past jobs a buddy of mine there caught me as I was coming in to work and pulled me to the side to tell me the boss was going to fire me that day. I knew it was coming so it was no surprise. But immediately after he told me I went into my boss office and gave him my two weeks notice with his secretary as a witness. He said I can't give him a two weeks notice he was going to fire me at the end of the day. Well I told him it's still morning and here is my two weeks notice. It was perfect I got an extra 2 weeks pay even though I wasn't allowed at the office. I got paid to sit home for 2 weeks which was perfect because I was able to find a new job during that time. And the buddy that gave me a heads up I treated him to wings and beer.

@stephaniewoods6505

Жыл бұрын

Love this! Sometimes you got to play the player!

@EA-mh3qu

Жыл бұрын

That’s awesome. The only thing is if this is in the states keep in mind you forfeited unemployment benefits if you had needed them by quitting instead of being fired.

@30minutesdj33

Жыл бұрын

This is the real shit; made me LoL

@bxi1547

Жыл бұрын

Nice!

@normturner4849

Жыл бұрын

E A Same in Australia but if you wanna work, 2 weeks is enough time to get a job. Tough shit if you wanna sit on ur ass on the dole (unemployment benefits) so yes, ya need to get sacked (fired). Personally I’d rather have a job & self respect.

When I got fired from my first job I asked my boss for a ride home and she ACTUALLY gave me a ride home 😃

@fadibokinno3465

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh you seem so proud

@anthonyzivalich4962

2 жыл бұрын

Was it an akward ride home?

@davidl570

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyzivalich4962 The answer to that is pretty Obvious, Captain.

@cptfreeman8966

2 жыл бұрын

@@petrx30 LMAOOOOOOOO

@SuperAncientAlien

2 жыл бұрын

Did you ask her in for coffee ??

Steve with the zoot suits!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

This is so dead on balls accurate. Love it!

In May 2008, I was told by my Supervisor that the big boss suggested I find another job, and the Supervisor said it with kind of a smirky smile on his face, expecting me to be all shocked and saddened, but I wasn't. I simply said "OK, I'll start looking." Two hours later I had a job interview. Three days later I had the job. My old job was a government contractor position. The new job was a Government Contractual Evaluator, directly over the contractor company that had just let me go. When they found out, the former big boss called my new Govt Boss and said; "Oh, you don't want him." to which my new Govt Boss replied, "Well, that's exactly why we hired him." I am still there today, July 2021, evaluating the same contract work. And the former big boss, and the Supervisor? Both were let go about a year later for inappropriate comments on the job, fired by their bosses. Two Morals of the story: Never give up, and Don't be a dick. :0)

@adriennerobinson1180

2 жыл бұрын

Truth Indeed. This is how you do it.

@Hfils

2 жыл бұрын

I like your attitude brother. Karma will always deliver

@moonbaby6134

2 жыл бұрын

Be nice to people on the way up, because it may bite you on the way down.

@samsimmons2831

2 жыл бұрын

That's incredible

@patrickdurst3495

2 жыл бұрын

Stick it to em! Way to go man.

I was fired once and all I said was OK.

@anewno6240

5 жыл бұрын

I smiled and told the manager "I should've taken the other offer instead of yours." I had two job offers at the same time. I literally was happy for no reason that day. Hated that manager. Should've sued or got unemployed from that witch.

@SonjaElizabethTeal

5 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@labarron84

5 жыл бұрын

That's literally what I said when I got fired from Ruby Tuesday. I literally said "ok that's fine." The assistant manager just started laughing.

@ivoryscott1162

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😆

@bestteefindagame

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

First Steve Harvey stand-up I've ever seen. I've got a warm glow inside me from laughing so much. Show me the rabbit hole.

I can’t stop laughing even to this day 😂

“Oh Tom, what am I gonna do? What about the mortgage” 😂😂

@nme.00104

5 жыл бұрын

the kids college funds, 😭😭😅🤣😂💀💀💀💀

@pennywisethemoistclown4881

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Father God

@mthuree8171

4 жыл бұрын

Tamira Knight I'd rather have a mortgage then pay rent

@ebayguy38

3 жыл бұрын

That was funny

@William1987GTA1

3 жыл бұрын

@THE TRUTH MATTERS She doesn't have to pay rent. She's got subsidized housing and food stamps.

Getting fired hurts. Even if you hated the job and everyone that worked there, you still feel like shedding a tear when it happens

@aminawilliamson2694

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I’ll be like I’m free

@mansamusa6724

3 жыл бұрын

Nah

@sammccourt9027

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly tho I was gonna quit this telemarketing job I fucking hated like an hour before I quit my manager Calls me back and says yeah we can’t afford you anymore so you gotta scram cat. Shit pisssssed me off i honestly don’t know why I fucking hated that place.

@TheDanrox110

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone wants to leave on their own terms

@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay

3 жыл бұрын

Lol depends how many times you’ve been around the block

When his foot started stomping I knew he was ready to get down. Thank you for the laughs Steve I wish I could've been there 🤣

@gregethan8328

Жыл бұрын

Hello how are you doing?

@mikeoxlong3504

Жыл бұрын

@@gregethan8328 Shut up

"This ain't about no Willimina. This is about Willie Turner!" This was the best line ever! lol.

Steve Harvey's hair quit because it knew it was about to be fired.

@naomikinyanjui2728

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jaysoft55

5 жыл бұрын

Nooooooo 😭😭, I'm weak 😂😂💀💀

@Harvester88

5 жыл бұрын

We were going over your hairlines evaluation..... And you're not cutting it. We're gonna have to let you go.

@setsers1

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@generictimestamperstupendi9021

4 жыл бұрын

you win

I fired a Latina once and we had to call the cops lmao.

@sharony1163

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@ricklozano50

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@ricklozano50

5 жыл бұрын

What type of job?

@stefanpigford6891

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah,..that's them womens for sure.

@joshuaattractsmoney

4 жыл бұрын

Wow! For real for real? LMAO

The most important thing that should be on everyone mind currently should be to invest in different sources of income that doesn't depend on the government. Especially with the current economic crisis around the word. This is still a good time to invest in various stocks, Gold, silver and digital currencies.

@jeantaylor6079

Жыл бұрын

I keep wondering how people earn money in financial markets, i tried trading bitcoin on my own made a huge loss and now I'm scared of investing more.

@thamad311

Жыл бұрын

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@jeantaylor6079

Жыл бұрын

@@thamad311 You allow people to trade for you? that's interesting, I would love to learn, hope it’s safe?

@susanhaynes679

Жыл бұрын

Wow I can't believe you guys are discussing about *Gary Mason Brooks* , I once met him at a conference in California 2019, just before the pandemic. I can testify that he’s very good in trading..Highly recommended…

@susanhaynes679

Жыл бұрын

@Peter Moore Yes i do, I've known him for couple of years, I'm still using his services, His management team is quite impressive so far.... with my $15,000 deposit, I made over $288,000 profit with just 10% charge.

Legends says it that Willie still waiting for his check.

Looking at the audience, firing Bob was more like a Ted talk, but firing Willie was an Evangelist Meeting.

@kaohsiung99

3 жыл бұрын

a Ted talk.... LOL. You are correct in your observation!

“They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead 💀😂😂

@brandongordin2792

5 жыл бұрын

So many similarities between 'Willie' and Milton from office space

@andrew3912

5 жыл бұрын

Katie pelrine I know this

@DankHunt420

5 жыл бұрын

Green31 where u from😘

@radredditreads7515

5 жыл бұрын

Green31 Boston

@sugarpumpkin3813

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

As a white guy I take the compensation, get a reference and update my resume lol.

Love it!! Hilarious 😂 Love Steve Harvey! So proud of him and his success!! Keep growing!😊❤🙏🏾

Rule one: whenever you fire someone, don't ever do it in front of their peers. Do it after work, when it's just the manager and the fired employee and security if you need it. Let the person fired walk out the door with respect.

@elithegifted9389

2 жыл бұрын

I got fired at home depot in a middle of a shift and my manager had to walk close by me all the way to the exit, was some bullshit

@nathanwho1384

2 жыл бұрын

I got fired over the phone once, my manager told me to bring my keys in the next day. Then they wouldn't even let me inside, like I was going to shoot the place up. I laughed and thanked them for letting me go.

@irishcountrygirl78

2 жыл бұрын

@@elithegifted9389 love these American being fired stories, in Ireland you just work up the hours left and you don't waste your energy on anything else, just take your last payment and go, all the drama isn't worth it 🤣🤣🤣

@elithegifted9389

2 жыл бұрын

@@irishcountrygirl78 the thing is they made it more then it was by humiliating you in front of everyone like you some child, it's really pathetic, and the reason they fire you is bull shit on top of itself

@irishcountrygirl78

2 жыл бұрын

@@elithegifted9389 yes l get that, that rarely happened here, usually a crappy boss got walked out on and found it harder and harder to get employees, word travels fast "he's a hard man to stomach" people would say etc.. People avoided a bad boss and so it backfired to humiliate workers, because they went ejse where, but these bosses sadly still exist and take pleasure in embarrassing an employee. It is pathetic. They must be very unhappy people.

I got fired from one job and they said "However, you can finish the day..." I looked at them and was "I'd like to, BUT I HAVE TO GO JOB HUNTING."

@somalibridgetv

2 жыл бұрын

The nerve! 🙉🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

@nicolemulhair5608

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@chadkincham

2 жыл бұрын

That’s like your girl breaking up with you in the middle of dinner, and saying you can finish the meal before you go.

@zachjenks

2 жыл бұрын

@@chadkincham and then asking you to pay the bill lol

@patrickmulroney9452

2 жыл бұрын

lolllll

This is a completely different Steve Harvey!

Absolutely a comedy genius! After what we've been through over the last number of years, its way past time for us to laugh again. Thank you Steve Harvey. Laughter is the best medicine.

Idk how this came in my recommend, but it was worth it. 😂😂

@baggedjt

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@bluntcity6ix374

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@zothanpuiichhakchhuak4826

5 жыл бұрын

Mee too.

@JP-zf3ft

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@gamil867

5 жыл бұрын

Family Feud maybe ?

He wearing enough material to make a sheet for a king-sized bed.

@hurricanecamille8089

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Kender591

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@doccholo905

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment had me dying

@xnreyescj

2 жыл бұрын

fit for a King of Comedy

@draxinsklounce

2 жыл бұрын

He has enough bread to make a bed too so🤷‍♂️ he can make at least 5 California king sized mattresses 😂😂😂 it was the 90’s this was hip as shit

I got fired from a job I worked at for 9 years. It was a blessing because the next day I got a much better job that started at twice the pay and after 2 years it was triple what I was making at my old job. I paid off all debt then bought a decent house and said adios to my crazy landlord of 11 years.

Pure comedy!!! This is truly a classic!!! 😂 And check out his fit! The suite, shoes, suspenders...Mr. Harvey is always sharp!!!!

When they fired my co-worker Dajuan, they had security here. Keep in mind WE DONT HAVE SECURITY. i guess they called a security company for just that one day....LOL

@georgebusybee1497

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂That's crazy😂😂😂

@tadd8210

5 жыл бұрын

WOW!

@manifestgtr

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. It’s because his name was fuckin Dajuan. You can always tell how easily someone is gonna go down by their name. Malcolm, Jim and Tyrone grew up with fathers and a sense of shame...they’ll have a new job next week. Teshawn, Dajuan and 6969paul grew up in a single room with their one single aunt and they’re alllll comin back with their cousins

@chrischill5439

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hall did he show out

@Zer0Mood

5 жыл бұрын

Yall must have had some sort of security. No one hires security for a day.

Steve Harvey wearing Jim Carrey the Mask suit.... Smokin lol

@koolinwitk1789

5 жыл бұрын

He just need the hat😂😂😂

@cassondralewis7389

5 жыл бұрын

And he was gonna P A R T Y! Why because he gotta!!! 😂

@stephenolan5539

5 жыл бұрын

I would want to check the dates but Jim Carrey in the Mask might have been wearing a Steve Harvey suit.

@MrRJMaker

5 жыл бұрын

Bryce Looney 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kareemmccallum

5 жыл бұрын

I'm dead 😂😂

Steve is one of the BEST there is. FOR REAL. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

He was a really funny standup comic with a lot of movement and energy.

It starts with "close the door behind you."

@stephaniemac4637

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Mud-Dragon Or, have a seat..

@agentafroman5079

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephaniemac4637 Take a seat, Young Skywalker

@andraecusdavis3702

5 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@mikemathis5579

5 жыл бұрын

It ends with, but we wish you nothing but the best of luck in your future endeavors...

@missnatalieOK

5 жыл бұрын

Haha..yup!

Willie went 0 to 10000 real quick.

@deesenuts8730

5 жыл бұрын

Dee Dish Sad. smh admitting your prejudice because of race and a "few bad apples"

@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437

5 жыл бұрын

I have seen 3 people fired in my lifetime 1 white person 2 black. The HR director and security escorted them off the property 10 min after they were let go. The sad part is they were all tiny women and one of them was elderly. I assume to be fair they treat all the same...but it was hard to see.

@andrewjohnstone7943

5 жыл бұрын

@Dee Dish I do hope you're joking. I mean, Steve Harvey is joking

@andrewrhodes8932

5 жыл бұрын

Deese Nuts affirmative action requires diversity in the work place. Even if the black guy isn’t qualified he has to get the job. But white People are privileged???

@hawkemesa

5 жыл бұрын

@@andrewrhodes8932 In case you haven't googled it since last week, that's not how affirmative action works.

4:33 “what fo?” It sounds so authentic xD

First time watching his standup, and it was totally worth it

“What valuation...I ain't seen no valuation"...I CANNOT🙌🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂

@ItsAllLove4Real

5 жыл бұрын

Don Juan El Californio Omg, I die EVERY time cuz it's TRUE🙌🏾😂🤣😂😂🤣

@ItsAllLove4Real

5 жыл бұрын

Don Juan El Californio There is no political correctness in comedy...How we act in certain situations is freakin' hilarious...Picture us apologizing for THAT😂😂😂

@TheYurok1982

5 жыл бұрын

Just funny. Love the kings of comedy, I miss the days when we all got along an could laugh at ourselves before everyone got so sensitive

@ItsAllLove4Real

5 жыл бұрын

Browns family 🙌🏾Talk about it...I miss those days as well, smh

@ItsAllLove4Real

5 жыл бұрын

Don Juan El Californio Exactly

And we Asian don't even know what being fired is. We still be coming into the work the next day like nothing happened.

@williamfalls

3 жыл бұрын

Workplace ninja. You show up, you nod, you disappear into the crowd. Nobody see you clock in or out, but the system says you're there when you there. Fired? No, that just means leaving work early for day, come back next shift sneakier.

@Ken-iu2zp

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamfalls that's definitely a asian lmaoo

@ceecee4049

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@mylapie5981

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kind2311

2 жыл бұрын

Asians talk like black people now?

I am crying laughing, not as extreme, but something like this happened to me!🤣🤣🤣

STEVE is SOOO CRAZY..🤣😅😂That was SOOO GOOD and I HEARD IT BEFORE😆🤣😂😅😆‼️

I got fired yesterday. The only person that did not steal equipment or material from the workplace. Fired because of lack of liquidity in these hard times here in Italy. My employer's son got hired after me and he has no experience at all and he Is staying. Life is not fair sometimes. Whatever, I'll find another job. Great stuff I laughed a lot. Three months later edit: I moved to Milan with my woman. I have found a new job. It Is not easy but I don't give in. Good luck everybody and thank you for your kind words!!

@TheMuldoonFella

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you found a job or are real close to getting one my dude/dudette

@RelaxingForLife

2 жыл бұрын

Stay strong. Nepotism is the biggest evil. I have 3 degrees, including a masters and still cannot get a job because they only hire people they know.

@cybernightzero5891

2 жыл бұрын

Don't know your age, but it may be firing because of age discrimination.

@stewiegriffin8535

2 жыл бұрын

You can always get another. Good luck

@barbaraholman5355

2 жыл бұрын

Dang. You do know that this was a scene in "The Godfather", yes?

In the whitest voice ever: Tom what are ya sayin? Lmaooooo

@ukwonderboy

5 жыл бұрын

I'm white... I can confirm that's true 😂😂

@RandyManu-jk1yn

5 жыл бұрын

Dat is een goeie

@matejc3281

5 жыл бұрын

Oh for Pete’s sake

@nofawkesgiven3170

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t quit your day job buddy. That’s if you even have one.

@alexat420

5 жыл бұрын

@@nofawkesgiven3170 original

Came here after listening to Katt Williams destroy Steve Harvey on Shannon Sharpe’s show 😂

Willie got nine kids, and four baby Mama's!!!😆

@user-qw6pb4ub8p

Жыл бұрын

Hello Penny, how are you doing today, hope you’re fine and safe from the Virus??

I got fired and was walked off the premises. I stopped at a red light in Tampa and it hit me like lightning. I will never again have to deal with these people ever again in my life. It made all thr shame and guilt instantly disappear.

@SouthsideSTA

Жыл бұрын

That’s beautiful

@bugsyv2086

Жыл бұрын

@@SouthsideSTA Thank you. God bless.

@vergilmontiero2558

Жыл бұрын

Bet you smiled too when that eureka moment happened

@StephanieLinda_

Жыл бұрын

I LOVE that feeling.

@laurenanderson7823

Жыл бұрын

blessing in disguise

Steve Harvey looks like a black Jim Carrey from the Mask.

@RockStar_Love

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

@belindarodriguez8639

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Guerra lmao

@memesfromdeepspace1075

5 жыл бұрын

Thicck

@montecarlo83ss

5 жыл бұрын

Sssssssssmokin!

@autumnhomer9786

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Guerra 🤣

This never gets old. Classic all the way.

This is epic. Everytime I watch this, I laugh as if it's my first time. 😂😂😂

"Bob, I don't know how we would ever get along without you, but starting tomorrow, were going to try".

@markfoster1520

2 жыл бұрын

That;s usually about me. "Mark, you're the best part-time worker we have! Unfortunately, we hired you full-time. Turn in you ID at the door...."

@JP-br4mx

2 жыл бұрын

Mark I’m ready for you

"What valuation??!!!! I aint seen no got damn valuation!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😩

@Michael_Morales.

5 жыл бұрын

"I ain't signing shit" the gace he made when he said that too. 😂😂😂😂

He's funny as hell...I needed this.

Gets me everytime seriously 😂😂😂

I just got fired today…when everyone in the world right now is quitting🤣🤣 Just the laugh I needed.

@godzilla362

2 жыл бұрын

God bless you man. Hope you get secured financially asap.

@edstevens6839

2 жыл бұрын

Wishing you well!! I hope you find a job that embraces your ethic!!

@54andcounting17

2 жыл бұрын

Damn what you do ???? They paying people to work. On a good note....There are plenty of places hiring. You will be fine.

@markfoster1520

2 жыл бұрын

Can you tell us more? It may not be funny....but we'd like to be the judge of that.

@branbranshenanigans1693

2 жыл бұрын

The best is yet to come for you ❤️

Pretty classy of Jim Carrey to loan Steve his suit from The Mask.

@cheesegreezy9860

2 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@joeyoung6988

2 жыл бұрын

Was thinking hey the same thing 😂

@ericknev6982

2 жыл бұрын

sssssssssmokin

@cjgreen4331

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, nice

@tirhaquahmosley7370

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao lol 😂

That suit is FLY......I LOVE STEVE"s old school dress style 👍🏼👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💯‼️

Steve Harvey is definitely a legend y'all.

"I'll kill yo kids, Tom, I'll kill yo kids"... I'M DEAD😂

@Cartman4wesome

2 жыл бұрын

You must’ve been one of Tom’s kids then.

@IsraelCountryCube

2 жыл бұрын

Dark humor.......isnt that degenerate. Cause im pretty sure theres a limit

@masterenos

2 жыл бұрын

@@IsraelCountryCube Dark humor has no limit, the limit to dark humor is the level that keeps you the most sane. If you think I'll kill you kids tom is bad, Ive got way worse that has made First Responders of all walks nearly piss themselves.

@monkeybandit222

2 жыл бұрын

@@masterenos yeah, humor has no limits. It is to make you laugh, not to be respectable. That’s what people don’t understand, the fact that you can make a joke out of a dark topic and make someone laugh shows that it is still humor.

@darlenewilliams7590

2 жыл бұрын

Amen " open eyes"!!!!! Epic!!!

Back when comedians told stories that lasted more than 2 minutes 🤣

@monstermcboo7282

2 жыл бұрын

People had longer attention spans before smartphones.

@moremilesmoreproblems6330

2 жыл бұрын

I was legit thinking “damn this a long joke”

@patchbunny

2 жыл бұрын

Watch Dara O'Briain

@josefino72

2 жыл бұрын

Never seen Chappelle’s stand-up act?

@brandonjerome

2 жыл бұрын

@@josefino72 "back when comedians" Comedian *S* Implying that it was more of a norm and prevalent among the majority or large portion of comedians.... I wasn't talking about one guy. Exceptions to everything always exists at least one or two

This is why you fire people on a friday 😂

This shit is gold. This man deserves to be exactly where he is in life. He’s funny as fuck 💯

Im white and best believe i relate to 'for petes sake' 😂

@smc1942

5 жыл бұрын

Moffattman 93 ; I'm white, & more like Willie! Now GIMME MY CHECK!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RockStar_Love

5 жыл бұрын

I never knew white people say best believe 😂😂😂😂

@selesnyaconclave1850

5 жыл бұрын

Not "Ahl kill y'kids!" Lmfo

@nme.00104

5 жыл бұрын

😭😭😅🤣😂💀💀💀💀

@DarkKingLordUmbra

4 жыл бұрын

Who's Pete, and what's his sake

“Willie, can I see you in my office?l “What fo!?” XD

@kellyrobinson1780

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually, "Whuffo'?"

@willieearles3151

2 жыл бұрын

As a white guy named Willie, I thought Willie being the black guy was hilarious. Made sense though, all the other people I’ve met named Willie have been black.

@cptfreeman8966

2 жыл бұрын

@@willieearles3151 That's funny cause the only Willie I've ever met in my life was white

@Sapphire586

2 жыл бұрын

@@willieearles3151 Willie Nelson.Lol.

You right Willie me give me my money Now😆😆

GOLD!!Steve deserves his success.

“I’ll tell you right now. I ain’t signing sh*t!!!” 😂😂😂😂

@LizasPaperPassion

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@roseblite6449

2 жыл бұрын

ROFLOL I heard that and cracked up.

"That's bull-SHIT! AYEET, FUCK IT-gimme my check. Gimme my check. Give me my check. Gimme my check. Give. Me. My. Check." That shift from furious to serious... Too perfect 😂😂😂😂

@psylentknight

2 жыл бұрын

It sure enough was the fast track from denial to acceptance, lol

@thetruedalv2462

2 жыл бұрын

IM HOLLERING🤣😭💀

Every time I need a laugh I pop this KZread vid on 😂😂

One of my favorite comedians, by far!

My issue is you knew you were going to fire me before the workday even started. You could have told me that on the phone, then I wouldn't have wasted the gas coming over there.

@icalexander

3 жыл бұрын

Yea that kind of shit I hate. I've had a job where it was a contract and they decided to end it without notice (which is legal as long as you pay in lieu of working notice) anyways I drive 30+ minutes, park in the parking garage (thankfully they paid for that as a perk of being employed there) go in and sit down. Start work and take my first call of the day. As soon as I'm done that I'm taken into a back office and terminated. The only thing I will say is that they paid me in lieu of notice and let me at least go get my car then return the parking pass but Jesus you could have phoned me that morning so I didn't waste an hour total driving there and back.

@rsan9854

3 жыл бұрын

PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ICONBEAST97

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing where I work. If they want to fire someone they let them work all week then fire them on Friday afternoon. It’s some messed up shit

@icalexander

3 жыл бұрын

@@ICONBEAST97 yea and then businesses wonder why former employees will slam them on social media, glassdoor etc. You do things like you just described and it's asking to get dragged for being an asshole business owner

@chinacarter8319

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!! Bitch I catch the bus, I could have stayed home and slept for this shit!!!

Lol he ain’t lying I did the same exact thing “I ain’t leaving with out my check!!! “

@JamesRobinson-en5yo

5 жыл бұрын

Lol luv you funny I would had pulled a willie myself I ain’t sighing shit🤔😒👀

@jessd3601

5 жыл бұрын

NEVER leave without your check

@alvarofavela2918

5 жыл бұрын

jovidah Chatelain you turned into Wilma Turner lol

@mikekillagreen9432

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Shabazz23

5 жыл бұрын

That's how you supposes to do it

I used to know this entire one by heart, I remember watching it on HBO 😂😂😂😂

1:46 Too funny! _"They walk like somebody's pushing them"_

I'm white, and when my boss asked me "Can I see you in my office in about 10?" I literally replied; "Can you make it 15? I have a lot to pack." I know this we pre-millennial times but much has changed.

@2jcward

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. I remember blasting my personal email with my documents, W2, paycheck stubs lol. Knowing I was able to be fired.

@m.o.b.5011

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@m.o.b.5011

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@erk44

2 жыл бұрын

I knew when they said that it was the beginning of the end

@yourlyingblueyesjusttoldon5986

2 жыл бұрын

Im white, been fired several times...knew it was coming...

My friend lost his job under the same manner.....he was so livid about it until he watched this clip...Steve had a way of making everyone laugh no matter the circumstance

@gregethan8328

Жыл бұрын

Hello how are you doing?

@duckduckgoismuchbetter

8 ай бұрын

​@@gregethan8328You are reported to KZread for spamming harassment of females in the comment columns.

OK. I am so glad I found this clip again. Steve just cracked me up, omg. HILARIOUSLY accurate.

@user-qw6pb4ub8p

Жыл бұрын

Hello Suzanne, how are you doing today, hope you’re fine and safe from the Virus??

@suzanneblaylock9598

Жыл бұрын

@James Jerry Hey James, life is so good these days, have a nice weekend ~

So good !!🤣🤣

RAY CHARLES can see that suit😆😆😆😆

@stevetournay3731

3 жыл бұрын

Probably even now, having been deceased for some years... :-)

@Harmthuria

3 жыл бұрын

That's how he lost his sight to begin with.

@rwilson7197

3 жыл бұрын

This is one white girl that loves a yellow suit, not a red suit though. It would be nice if men's suit fashions could step up and catch on.

@ZordaanTelevisioN

3 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding? Lou Ferigno can *hear* that suit.

@mackammo8674

3 жыл бұрын

When he was with us

I quit my last job, I told my boss there was a reason she had been divorced 3 times and I couldn't put up with her either

@sergybeast

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂💯

@jinkazama4092

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@jasminejanelle1228

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold

@Desert10075

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh yeah. That's for real how it is sometimes.

@PaladinThizz

2 жыл бұрын

I quit my last job and my boss acted like I wouldn't have another one. Got another job 3 days later. Some bosses are just prideful jerks.

He has unique way of saying words

One of my favorite stand up specials. Love the hand gliding bit. Had the smoothest fro in the game.

Willie is the reason most offices have security waiting nearby when they get fired to escort them out the building.

@1eDITORcHRIS

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I hate the security thing though because they are not consistently thorough about the fact that you're permanently parting ways - they only care about getting their equipment back if anything but not about ensuring you don't leave anything behind of yours. When I had to get terminated from a position, by the time we walked from the manager's office in the back of the basement and made it all the way out the front door of the building, I realized I'd still left my lunch in the staff refrigerator which was also back down in the basement. They let me go just before it was about to be my lunch break. I still think about that philly cheesesteak to this day, especially because I'd legitimately gotten it from Philly and I was in NY. After that day, it made sense to me why I noticed the staff fridge had accumulated so many unclaimed food items over time that were simply holding up space. It was obviously all meals belonging to people who'd been let go before being able to finally eat that day. I usually don't even get comfortable enough anywhere for it to be possible that anything is left behind - I never get a permanent locker and always try to keep all personal belongings on my person at all times wherever I go in life - but I'd been at this job for over a year and its unique circumstances were such that it was better to bring your own food from home and keep it in their refrigerator than to try to find something to eat when you're already there.

@falanajerido875

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@sugakookie6

3 жыл бұрын

@@1eDITORcHRIS R.I.P Philly cheesesteak 😢

@Joshsams89

3 жыл бұрын

I watched multiple people get fired from a job, no security... the day i got fired 2 security escorted me to the office, then to my locker, then to my car, and followed me off the property. I was cool as a cucumber, and definitely saw it coming. Lol didn't understand the security detail though, still don't.

@MegaRenegade1000

3 жыл бұрын

Came here to read comments, ended up reading an essay.

Awww yeahhh...the 90’s....back when you wear clothes 17 sizes bigger.

@tkkirkland8376

3 жыл бұрын

They was really doing that in the 2000s too

@tinacouch3531

3 жыл бұрын

@@tkkirkland8376 The guys were

@filmart430

2 жыл бұрын

@COVID-19 me neither but wearing XXXXL when you are really a medium is just stupid.

@filmart430

2 жыл бұрын

@COVID-19 I agree with that. Relax fit is what I like. When guys wear those skinny jeans is also a crime.

@charthers8903

2 жыл бұрын

It will come back

This was DL Hughley's joke from the Kings of Comedy

@gsup5

4 ай бұрын

Steve did this way before that

I've watched this at least 3 times....and always laugh my ass off!