"Whatever happened to crazy?" Real shit right there.

@AP-wl8wm

7 жыл бұрын

ForeverRepublic word I was gonna post what you just said. Hell yeh I agree

@leejee88

7 жыл бұрын

yep aint that the truth it seems todays they making crazy normal when really they need to separate crazies like they did back when i was growing up .fucking retarded for them not to be crazy

@phoenixashes1026

7 жыл бұрын

I've been watching bad movie and playing crazy video games as long as i can remember. Now all i do is go to work and pay bills lol.

@dannyakins8742

7 жыл бұрын

ForeverRepublic True. No one wants to believe their kids is crazy enough to shoot up a school though. So they try to blame outside factors for how their kids behave

@dannyakins8742

7 жыл бұрын

They would rather blame everyone else than admit that they weren't as involved in the lives of the their children as they should've been

The "bullet control" bit was genius.

@rabitozoctuikalon943

6 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought at first, but there would be so much illégal activities around that. People would still get ammo for an okay price but it would make money for the criminals Wich isn't a good thing

@jovanleon7

6 жыл бұрын

Rabitozoc Tuikalon It could actually be good because much lesser people would own many bullets and people would really keep their bullets, until it's absolutely required to be used of course. And the police could be much more focused on hunting down the big criminals.

@cliftonjames785

6 жыл бұрын

Jovan Leon I'm not for that. I'm a liberal who's also a gun enthusiast. I'm not for banning certain firearms or ammunition but rather for background checks. I shoot for sport and ammunition is already pretty spendy. Just one afternoon of target practice with a .40 s&w would cost a good $50-$300. Only the rich folks would be able to afford going to the range if ammo was super spendy

@FierceMouse

6 жыл бұрын

aerialkate - Its stupid! Only the elites should have the 2nd? I think that's the honest debate regarding gun control. Guns for me and not for thee.

@rimacidih9350

6 жыл бұрын

Cletus Turnbuckle what's wrong with any of that ? Lol background checks ? Wtf is wrong with that? Fees? Again wtf is wrong with that ? You seem like you want every nut owning a gun.

"I didn't have six friends in High School. I don't have six friends now."

@kaylawolfie1111

4 жыл бұрын

He had one friend named Greg

@nevermimdthegap1119

4 жыл бұрын

thats 3 on 3 with a half court

@troytaylor5746

4 жыл бұрын

Kayla Wolfie lol

@troytaylor5746

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody did hate Chris

@michaelmerck7576

3 жыл бұрын

Chris has the right idea about the 5000 dollar bullet.might be all the control needed

"At $ 5.000,- a bullet there'd be no more innocent bystanders." One of my favourite jokes ever.

@shinybeast8946

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually a pretty good idea.

@MarcoLiftz

4 жыл бұрын

Shinybeast tbh lol

@OneWeirdDude

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinybeast8946 No, it's a joke, just like Antal said.

@PhilMante

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite Chris Rock joke.

@singhatar0912

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a joke just the truth. Ban murder dildos !

"Just in case they went crazy, they would only hurt other crazy kids." That line had me rolling.

This is still one of the greatest stand ups ever. He took down EVERYONE.

@denzel7822

Жыл бұрын

💯💯💯

@sbanats

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!!

@troywhite2696

9 ай бұрын

💯💯💯

“I believe you got my property” 😂

@Nayhan123

3 жыл бұрын

You got likes thought I’d tell you

"Killing people in the morning, that ain't right" 😂

"Whatever happened to Crazy!?" THANK YOU!

@nitsuj182

6 жыл бұрын

Lone Wanderer apparently that still applies this day and age , everyone is diagnosed with some BS disorder !

@tenhirankei

6 жыл бұрын

It's not PC to say it!

@elidolo6993

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Reyes Are You denying OCD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, Austism, etc.? I know People who have each disorder sooo, if that's the case, You're wrong. 😂

@lilneki6910

5 жыл бұрын

El Idolo lol

@lilneki6910

5 жыл бұрын

madbear3512 BURNNNN

"I didn't have 6 friends in High School!...I DON'T GOT 6 FRIENDS NOW!" -- One of my all-time favorite Chris Rock jokes.

@hismajesty2036

2 жыл бұрын

Never understood that part

@anthonyyoutubefan7567

2 жыл бұрын

@@hismajesty2036 Basically: I wasn't popular when I was 16...and, I'm STILL not popular, in the present.

@hismajesty2036

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyyoutubefan7567 Ohhh so he is saying "I wasn't popular in high school either, but I didnt shoot up the school in protest" Gotcha. Thanks.

@anthonyyoutubefan7567

2 жыл бұрын

@@hismajesty2036 Yep. He's also saying: Unlike these crazies, I didn't even have 6 friends to be angry at the rest of my school with. :)

@hismajesty2036

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyyoutubefan7567 That is the one bit in this classic that always escaped me. Thanks for clarifying for me. 👍👍

I grew up in a physically and verbally abusive household, and it was perpetuated when I got to school. I felt like I had no one, no sense of peace, no sanctuary. I went through hell. But it never crossed my mind to pick up a gun and end anyone's life because of it...

@thirdplanet4471

4 жыл бұрын

@@cockeyedoptimista l once had a discussion about video games and violence. One of the things l said was that no one ever robbed a bank cause they played too much candy crush. I know it's more complex than that but l couldn't help it at the time.

@cockeyedoptimista

4 жыл бұрын

@@thirdplanet4471 Ha ha; good point. I don't even know what Candy Crush entails, but I guess so. People are responsible for their actions, especially if they're adults (which some of these shooters are not, but still: they're close, and know right from wrong, Hopefully!) And if they're crazy, they would have done it anyway, found some other influence. Still, media exposure to violence and other negative things can numb us and influence us, as it could in good ways too. Maybe it can be a safe release of bad energy in some ways: okay. Maybe it's just a movie, a game, a song.. Some people are more sensitive and susceptible than others. We suspend our disbelief to be entertained, and that makes things seem real. I close my eyes in murder scenes and so forth: my sister said "It's just a movie!" but some have a better imagination or stronger empathy and they don't want to see gore and mayhem even if you know in the back of your mind it's just stage effects. It can desensitize you. But yeah, it shouldn't make you into a killer unless maybe you spend All your time in it, and then something Else is wrong. Violence in media is Still not a great thing, though.

@gloriadiaz6400

4 жыл бұрын

I hope you are in a better place now.

@manueljaramillo2520

4 жыл бұрын

r/NobodyAsked

@ryanm5238

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone hurts me or my loved ones physically, they wont be doing it for long. Everyone has the right to protect themselves. You can be the victim of abuse, rape, robbery, murder all you want without protection. Not me!!

This should not hold up so well in 2022, but he may as well have written this yesterday. He’s genius and nothing changes.

@zacherychase5449

2 ай бұрын

And now it happens so much more comedians won’t talk about it, it’s become common place in our society so much that we joke about it only in person.

9 years later and this is so relevant lol

@longlivethechannel4956

6 жыл бұрын

This was in the 90s I believe

@beealaboobie1853

6 жыл бұрын

Night Rider truth is timeless

@mrking1785

6 жыл бұрын

bundycamp I think he’s talking about when it was posted.

@princesspoetess775

6 жыл бұрын

Night Rider I was just thinking that

@joejones8454

6 жыл бұрын

Common sense ain’t common in these comments 🤦🏽‍♂️

this is why I prefer to listen to comedians as opposed to news people and politicians at least they're honest about themselves

@pforgottonsoul

8 жыл бұрын

+Wolfman71691 and ironically their jokes end up being better than any ideas the politicians come up with which is just sad.

@Wolfman71691

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly, because they are not bound by the same conformist crap that politics and news media feature

@ErikGiovani

8 жыл бұрын

+patrick watkins check the news bro! California talking about doing this

@motanelustelistu

6 жыл бұрын

+Wolfman71691 A comunist said : "Give the stupid bread and fun,and they'll be all right" (wont have pretensions and won't care about politics,thus not bother them) . Just like states do when supporting footbal or other mass histeria sports like american football,rugby or other shits. Congratulation,you a perfect example.

@Scorpio-on8yr

6 жыл бұрын

motanelustelistu Did your parents beat you? 😂

19 years later or whenever this was done... it’s still relevant!

@alanai1981

2 жыл бұрын

1999

@gregoryguerrier963

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing

@srs3572

3 ай бұрын

Prophetic and as relevant now as ever.

One of the smartest jokes in comedy. A Dark premise with Perfect delivery got all the crowds including us to agree. Salute to you CR

"Even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't need to go to a doctor, who ever shot you will take that bullet back" LMAO

@jeremiahdaniel8438

6 жыл бұрын

DoubleDworth "I believe you have my property!!!"

@elidolo6993

6 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Bently What the fuck is wrong with You? Lmao

@DANGJOS

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahdaniel8438 That line is the funniest in the skit! 🤣🤣

@jameswatson2507

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't know you were a chris rock fan double d

@Granberg7.62

2 жыл бұрын

Bullets can't be re used. It will expand and miss shape when it hit something, and cant fit in the chamber and barrel no more. Just so u knows for later 👍

This is STILL relevant, even today.

@shantoreywilkins1123

7 жыл бұрын

💸💰💒🔬💌💌💌🔫

@ksxyseal-lancier3428

7 жыл бұрын

Mladen Bukvic Even more today

@lionelhezzy3172

6 жыл бұрын

even more today

@repeatrepeatrepeat

6 жыл бұрын

Even more today

@mike45blue

6 жыл бұрын

Fucked up that KZread recommended me this video after last weeks shooting....smh

“5,000 for a bullet” 🤣

"Did we eliminate crazy from the dictionary...?" 2021: Yes, Chris. Yes we did.

"I believe you have my property...." LOL

@3axim

7 жыл бұрын

That is my favourite too Lol

@sinunknown9929

6 жыл бұрын

Frank Seymour I believe you have hundreds of my property bitch!!!

@blakeashley1957

6 жыл бұрын

Long ago, Andrew Jackson (later President of the USA) took a bullet to the shoulder in a gunfight with Thomas Benton. The bullet remained lodged in his arm for twenty years. When it was finally removed by a surgeon Jackson purportedly offered it to Benton saying "I believe this belongs to you." Benton refused on the grounds that due to long possession it now belonged to Jackson.

@srldwg

Жыл бұрын

@@blakeashley1957 😆😅🤣

“Whatever happened to crazy?!” Exactly! TY!

2022 nearly and I still laugh my ass off at this, pure genius.

@lilacs529

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 me too..Chris is a legend

@seanhastings4432

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Chris had been armed at the Oscars lol

@lilacs529

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanhastings4432 Chris took it like a true pro. Smith on the other hand managed to self sabotage what should have been his best night. What a d#ck

@PokeMaster03

2 жыл бұрын

Uvalde TX brought me here

@coraggio93

2 жыл бұрын

@@PokeMaster03 yes. Same with me.

Chris Rock is perhaps one of the greatest comedians of all time!

@sarahnewcomb738

Жыл бұрын

Chris is the very best....

"I don't have six friends now". LMAO same

@Tigerman1138

4 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Person Still quite funny.

@jemert96

3 жыл бұрын

Literally why I came here lol

@thegr8rambino

3 жыл бұрын

same

@anywaythewindblows8938

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable lol

Common Truth. “Whatever happened to crazy?”

He's a comedic genius. The goat. Can't believe will smith disrespected him like that

@rickeybishop2200

2 жыл бұрын

He should of respected his self an hit him back

@nicolebailey4426

2 жыл бұрын

You are so right he comical but he's educated that's why he is good. I felt bad for him at Oscar's and for that slap he should sue Will for millions and then on 1 year anniversary his 10 siblings should jump Will and Jada

@deviousj5868

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't disrespect Chris Rock he disrespected himself. Chris Rock will bounce back Will's life and career after might not

@nicolebailey4426

2 жыл бұрын

@@deviousj5868 I think at that moment Will Smith disrespected Chris Rock and he looked goofy yelling profane language out of his mouth. Who gets slapped on national TV especially a prestigious award show like the Oscar's. After age 40 you should not picking on people to fight. Will Smith should have known better

@dragonknightofamiraka3636

2 жыл бұрын

It was a shaming ritual you ignorant children.

Chris Rock doesn't do standup. He does funny documentaries. :-)))

@j.t.thomas1859

3 жыл бұрын

YEP

@khayalethumakosi6678

3 жыл бұрын

True!!!!

@mikechialastri7777

2 жыл бұрын

Parents should go to jail. Agreed

"White kids gonna say I wanna go to a black school where it's safe" funniest shit ever

@Nayhan123

3 жыл бұрын

You got likes thought I’d tell you

@Mr504BLACKMAN

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nayhan123 lmbao thanks

@AnAdorableWombat1

10 ай бұрын

Not in 2023

@rolanddeschain965

23 күн бұрын

Completely braindead, but funny.

"I will blow yo' fuckin' head off...if I could afford it!"

@Reddesknotes

7 жыл бұрын

u can afford it...dont b ridiculous..if u can afford a cell, cable, etc etc..u can buy a small revolver th cheapest

@diegocabral1610

7 жыл бұрын

Reddesknotes but can you afford the bullets? Each one is $5000 !

20 years later, still relevant.

@truthmatters758

2 жыл бұрын

22 years later, still relevant

@PokeMaster03

2 жыл бұрын

@@truthmatters758 Uvalde TX brought me here

“I wanna go to a black school where it’s safe.” Lol

this nigga real af, his advise is still relevant today

@Synochra

6 жыл бұрын

how on earth is the advise of making bullets cost 5000$ each relevant

@ineedpineapples

6 жыл бұрын

Synochra advise is when you tell someone a warning. Like I advise you to not piss off Cindy.

@Synochra

6 жыл бұрын

Tekhartha Zenyatta no, that's just an advise implying a warning. Advise is any suggested course of action, whether in face of a threat or any kind of opportunity. He clearly suggests taking the action of raising the price of bullets to 5000$ each

@thebigpickle1674

6 жыл бұрын

Advice*

@jeff050578

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Rocks comedy is losing relevance. There is a reason CR refuses to play college campuses and its because his material will offend many over-sensitive college kids. He used to play colleges all the time but the amount of triggered students became overwhelming. There are a few legendary comedians that refuse to do colleges now because society is losing its sense of humor.

"You got Pecs, I got Techs" Classic

Every special Chris Rock does still relevant to everyday life 👏🏽

We can literally watch this every year and it will STILL REMAIN RELEVANT

@rodneyowens925

2 жыл бұрын

It's still going on

@sandraperry6699

Жыл бұрын

The animals at the zoo don't need to be lockup the people do

The faces he makes are hilarious. He has so much passion and attitude.

“I ain't workin' out!, I ain't joggin'!!” “You Got Pecs, I Got Tecs !!!!!!!!!”

@tonyebiere551

3 жыл бұрын

PACS, LIKE 6 PACS

@manuginobilisbaldspot424

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonyebiere551 No, PECS...like pectoral muscles. Pecs rhyme with Tecs...like a Tec-9.

11 years later and it's still funny as hell

20 years later and this set is still relevant.

I was bullied when i was a kid and never once did i even consider doing something like that, now being a bully is shitty but being a murderer takes the cake

@InfernosReaper

6 жыл бұрын

When I was bullied as a kid, I got punished for trying to fight back. I can see how enough time in that sort of environment could cause someone to feel like they've got no other option besides suicide or homicide.

@MyH3ntaiGirl

5 жыл бұрын

@@InfernosReaper i fight a bully once, Principal call my parent and the bully parents,and they roast him and the jerk parent hard because i report to the school and they did jack shit except a warning which make them bully me more. End up moving to a better school after that cause they kick me out :D I remember my mom word : " Next time just broke his fucking nose, he won't be focus enough to fight back" My dad : "Kick him in the dick"

@InfernosReaper

5 жыл бұрын

@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Normally, I'd call you a conspiracy nut, but that does explain why my school singled out people they thought might shoot up the place and antagonized them at every opportunity.

@aaronhumphrey2009

5 жыл бұрын

I know of a kid that carried a .357 revolver to high school ( many years ago ) for protection. He never once took it out and threatened anyone. His dad was in law enforcement, and was concerned about the possibility of his son bring kidnapped or murdered by a criminal retaliating against him. The kids a detective now. That's gun control.

@InfernosReaper

5 жыл бұрын

@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e I'm not sure the relevance of your question to the topic at hand. That aside, I'd imagine most people don't remember a lot of that because most of what's taught is functionally useless.

The moment you realize this is just as relevant today as it was in '99.

"Man I would blow your feckin head off. If I could afford it!" I've not laughed this hard in ages

@fromthehaven94

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a git myself another job! I'm gonna save up some money, and you a dead man!

I grew up with guns in my house and was taught how to use them. I also got made fun of at school on a daily basis, but not ONCE did I go in my parent’s safe and think “Hmm..today’s a good day for a shooting!”

@2okaycola

2 жыл бұрын

they did that all by themselves

@jacobsaunders1092

2 жыл бұрын

Could you get into the safe?

@EternalNico1

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobsaunders1092safe? lol

The most hilarious part of this is that usually the comedians talking about things make more sense then most serious people.

3 on 3 with a half court lollllllll

@imwatchinberniemac

3 жыл бұрын

That’s my favorite line

“Fuck what they was watching. What happened to “crazy”? What you cant be crazy no more?” The 🐐

One of my favorite Chris Rock bits. Hilarious and brilliant. Legendary!!! 😂😂😂

10 years later shit didn't change

@dedede666

6 жыл бұрын

Bravehearth Enwereji yeah...sad but true.

@benrao5565

6 жыл бұрын

He was on point long ago

@Bravehearth

6 жыл бұрын

Vishnu Tha Supavillain Well I never heard of a black kid causing a mass shooting in his school lol

@BBQMeatski

6 жыл бұрын

Bravehearth Enwereji cuz blacks don't go to school

@BBQMeatski

6 жыл бұрын

Bravehearth Enwereji and if you can't tell I'm being sarcastic

This has aged so well.

Congratulations Chris. You getting slapped at the Oscars just propelled your career. Great job.

this has aged so perfectly

Imagine applying for a loan at the bank to buy a bullet 🤣.

@gazebo9730

3 жыл бұрын

That would defeat the purpose of the price. I don’t think a loan on a bullet would be allowed.

@gazebo9730

3 жыл бұрын

@Mocha Mystique I was imagining it. My imagination of scenarios tends to be realistic.

@manuginobilisbaldspot424

2 жыл бұрын

This would have to be Black folks showing up for one...kzread.info/dash/bejne/npOAx6yfnsLXh5M.html

@redemissarium

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine applying a loan at the bank to buy few bullets for bank robbery 🤣🤣🤣

"u got pecks I got techs" 😅😅😅😅

@ThisBeTheVerse

7 жыл бұрын

tecs*

@BabyZacc

7 жыл бұрын

I dont give a damn how its spelled

@ThisBeTheVerse

7 жыл бұрын

You should because people would think that you are referring to technology not the tec-9 pistol.

@BabyZacc

7 жыл бұрын

but idc what people think obviously

@YellowRoseOvTx

6 жыл бұрын

Tech as in technology fits too. We all know some men fear the pecs (perceived King Kong human strength of other men) and aren’t men without their guns. The gun is the great equalizer. You got pecs I got techs. But he likely meant tecs...

“ He must’ve did something“❗️🤣🤣🤣

@einundsiebenziger5488

Ай бұрын

... must've done*

@JordanReedYT

Ай бұрын

@@einundsiebenziger5488 You obviously didn’t watch the video dumbass. 🤦🏾‍♂️

13 years later and this is STILL relevant.

"...You got pecs, I got Tecs!". I think Chris Rock is my new favorite comedian, y'all.

This is from *Chris Rock's HBO special in 1999* . NINETEEN years ago How many school shootings has America suffered in the last 19 years since Columbine ?

@matthudsun7899

6 жыл бұрын

Sideon Sid 4 I think

@InfernosReaper

6 жыл бұрын

Depends on how you want to define it. A lot of people like to inflate the numbers by including shootings that happen *near* a school and don't have anything to do with the school When Columbine happened, we had many of those laws people keep pushing for now and they didn't do anything. They new really will do anything against people like that. Crazy finds a way. The only difference is if sane can defend itself or not.

@prisonmike8214

5 жыл бұрын

InfernosReaper a lot of suicides on campus get reported as school shootings as well

@gyozamoney5909

5 жыл бұрын

25 i think.

@mfanafuthiinnocent5205

5 жыл бұрын

ive been asking myself that same question bra

2002: Bullet control 2022: Palm control

Pure genius. This guy is a philosopher.

This comedian is brilliant. ROFL!!!!!!!!!

@technine9770

6 жыл бұрын

Ace1000ks1975 you postex this comment in 2016... why rofl...

@jaredlangley6924

6 жыл бұрын

So did you...

@lewisjones411

6 жыл бұрын

Ace1000ks1975 PARKLAND FLORIDA!VERY SAD!

@badreprint

6 жыл бұрын

"This comedian". How? How in the how just HOW did you not recognize Chris Rock in 2016? Did you recently leave a separatist cult or militia? Did your country not have movies or television at the time? This will be one of life's mysteries until the day I die.

@Ninix0306

5 жыл бұрын

@@badreprint chill

They don't wait till three oclock either

@Heavenzvoice

5 жыл бұрын

Rylan Kilmer yeah that’s the best line...

One of the all time best comic routines.

this is one of the most honest and hilarious stand-up rountines. everything he said was/is so on-point. Chris Rock is comedy gold. Nothing makes you laugh harder than realizing the absurdity of truthfulness. F&^$ Will Smith, hope he has some major career set-backs due to his awful behavior at the oscars. I STAND WITH CHRIS!

@OfLaSoul

2 жыл бұрын

Rings even more true after these mass shootings...

@amppma7302

2 жыл бұрын

@@OfLaSoul couldn't agree more.

@hang_kentang6709

2 жыл бұрын

this "bullet control" is actually a thing in my country. private gun owners have to go through the same thing cops do and that includes checking in the spent casings and filling a form in order to buy fresh ammunition. also, if someone took your gun and was caught, you're pretty screwed, and if your gun was used to kill someone, you're really screwed.

Well I'm 22 so if Chris Rock ends up in an elevator with me he's safe.

@Furykidxxx

8 жыл бұрын

+Kevin James You sound like creep though. ))

@stever7627

8 жыл бұрын

+jeFF Fury Says the guy with a creep ass jester photo. Lol

@Furykidxxx

8 жыл бұрын

+Stefko Lishchynsky I know, right. ))

@WeirdAl45231

8 жыл бұрын

Same here... but I would ask for an autograph

@joonant1

7 жыл бұрын

I'm 19 but I'm black so he'll feel safe with me too.

Chris for president!!!

@caprikoziol4150

8 жыл бұрын

He did get elected in a movie :P

@drewhoughtaling4017

6 жыл бұрын

"Chris for ass president" If you get the reference you're awesome

@La-familia-de-Fazio

5 жыл бұрын

F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e you would think they would have paid attention in high school when they elected their student council president! WTF did that clown get done in high school for the student council president!

@jyow-xe7pw

3 жыл бұрын

Can't do no worse than biden.

One of the greatest living comedians! Thank You Chris

“You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.” Those words proved prophetic at the 2022 Oscars.

I guess this is more relevant today!

"ya'll aint killing me!"

One of the best & memorable stand up bits OF ALL TIME!

"man i will blow your fucking head off if I could afford it...." Best line ever.

This is the truest most sensible solution of gun control I've ever heard.

@richardcook6505

6 жыл бұрын

Yea, cuz nobody knows how to make homemade bullets.

@MrKimberpro

6 жыл бұрын

Nishant Gogna, why do you hate poor folks so much? You must not like them, since this kind of tax is the same thing as a poll tax. Put it out of reach of the poor, the minorities, etc. Yeah, great plan.

@funnyblog100

6 жыл бұрын

Despite the fact that the average person can make a chlorine bomb by mixing cleaning chemicals you can get at any store? Mix ammonia and bleach and you have chlorine gas.

@Gary-pe4ce

6 жыл бұрын

Curtis Brown he was joking

@tenhirankei

6 жыл бұрын

It just leads to the creation of an underground market for bullets that cost much less.

Police: "Sir, did you shoot that man twenty-seven times in the back?" Me: "If I say yes, do I get to keep the bullets?"

What a great time for this to be recommended

2019!!! More relevant than ever! Rip to all those who’ve died from the insane mass shootings over all these years!

I wanna go to a black school where it's safe 😂😆

@adorablecenturion8436

5 жыл бұрын

Worldstar Hip Hop ring any bells to you? A lot of drama at majority black schools lmao

@HH-er4qh

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Stratton but you guys take one chance and kill a lot of people🤣🤣🤣

@michaelstratton6701

5 жыл бұрын

But your streets and neighborhoods are war zones all the time, and drug infested

@HH-er4qh

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Stratton did you just assumed that I’m black and what you said is not true and white people killed more people than black people

@michaelstratton6701

5 жыл бұрын

@@HH-er4qh and besides white Americans have fought and died for everyone on the planet and shed more blood,and risk there lives every day, for someone else

I'm tired of seeing people in the comment section get mad at what comedians say. You not suppose to take anything they say seriously. It's all to make you laugh not cry.

@m.c.martin

7 жыл бұрын

Mike Jones what if they make you laugh and cry? Lol

@louierodriguez9880

6 жыл бұрын

I don't mind listening to comics talk about politics and politicians as long as the comic is an equal opportunity "offender." If they poke fun at one party they need to balance it with commenting about another party. A problem I see is that some comics go on an anti individual tirade and use comedy to offer political opinions; they, in effect, become political militants using comedy to deliver a political message. Attack one party and not the other and you lose half your audience. I enjoy listening to Chris Rock.

@motanelustelistu

6 жыл бұрын

+Mike Jones THERE ARE BOUNDRAIS,IDIOT.Boundries that are NOT TO BE PASSED.NOT EVEN IN JOKE,MORE SO FOR MONEY.

@motanelustelistu

6 жыл бұрын

+Louie Rodriguez Is a fucking frustrated little brat,a RACE based DISCRIMINATOR to the bones.

@johnnyblingg

6 жыл бұрын

Louie Rodriguez Lol is your post about fairness? This is the real world 😂

he's a fucking genius.

This is what good standup is. 15 years later, more relevant than ever 😅

a prodigious talent with the two essential components of comedic genius: outrageous delivery and simple truth.

" I don't got six friends now"

Chris Rock is legendary I dont hear enough about this performance and where he ranks amongst the best, In my book he is top 3.

I’m crying 😭 True statements are pure comedy.

It's 2019 And this is still as Relevant and True as Can Be. The Bullet Idea needs to go viral.

$5k. for a bullet it means no more innocent bystanders😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍genius.

@dangerzone5828

5 жыл бұрын

After what happened yesterday it should be

"We don't need no gun control we need some slapping control!"

Nobody ever blames the parents the parents. They must think that they're raising saints, little angels.

@samphillips8188

3 жыл бұрын

Tons of people blamed the parents?

@theresedavis2526

2 жыл бұрын

@@samphillips8188 If only the law would start blaming the parents and prosecuting them!

3:10 Bullet control, 15 thou a bullet and there won't be any more innocent bystander shootings. I'm not even laughing, this is a genius idea!! Smart man!

@AdrenaLukeYT

8 жыл бұрын

Have you ever thought that maybe not every bullet fired from a gun is intended to kill someone?

@UDontNeedTaStalkMe

8 жыл бұрын

+mrusername09 what does that have to do with what she said lol

@adamsandlermovie9355

8 жыл бұрын

mrusername09 duh. i support guns more than most. its our right and noone should have the right to take it from us. doesn't change the fact that cops are killing unarmed beings, and the human race is kinda of violent.

@adamsandlermovie9355

8 жыл бұрын

An zgh HELL NO i dont support guns being taken away. Lmao smh my whole family owns guns. Only reason i don't is because i KNOW i'd shoot someone

@WeirdAl45231

8 жыл бұрын

Not for those who are responsible with their bullets. Like those who hunt in my family.

Here it is, 2019 and Chris is still Rocking it!!!!! Love to you, bruh.

I wish everyone would forward this video to their local congressman. This is a great idea.

@joshualocicero6799

4 жыл бұрын

No its not. Anyone can make bullets its not even enforceable

@jelenekoutdoors9023

4 жыл бұрын

Yea criminals obey laws, they wouldn't steal any, get real

"you got pecs , I got tecs" LOLLLL

2019 and this is still important 😂😂✊🏿✊🏽✊🏾

It's 2018 and this is still relevant.

12 years later n u still here huh? Well you're not alone.

This is relevant 23 years later with the Buffalo Shooting and Uvalde, TX Elementary school shooting.

@drumgoisdaking

2 жыл бұрын

Came here for this comment

@dcold

2 жыл бұрын

@@drumgoisdaking Me Too!!!

"Y'all ain't Killin me" 😂😂. The opening was more hilarious.

Trench coat mafia had me deceased😂

“Killin people in the mornin that ain’t right” 💀

No matter how old this is, its still relevant cause shit don't change.