"We're not stupid, we know there's a good chance they're armed."

@charlieross-BRM

4 жыл бұрын

I was browsing Politifact this morning. Claim: It's easier to buy a gun than it is to adopt a dog from a rescue pound or get a vehicle permit - Verdict: Mostly true (the meter at about 8/10.

@ethann5410

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Ross so?

@thegamsta7133

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Ross It is the governments fault that the process to adopt takes so long, and licenses should be very hard to attain, considering that cars are far more deadly than guns.

@RokkitAk

4 жыл бұрын

Yup.... that’s what he said

@oneshinyboi3083

4 жыл бұрын

The Gamsta «Cars are far more deadly than guns». _hmmm_

Canadian Chris Pratt seems quite funny.

@bee3467

5 жыл бұрын

@Frumpysnorfls wait for real!?

@Miblive

5 жыл бұрын

For me he looks more like another Canadian, Joshua Jackson.

@onebreh

5 жыл бұрын

İ just thought to watch some chris pratt movie seeing that man ...

@tippitytoppity9001

4 жыл бұрын

And I oop-

@atinyzenstay

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

"ever ask a Canadian what they think of an American..." everyone laughs and every Canadian know exactly what everyones thinking

@Shobs1

3 жыл бұрын

Oil, McDonald’s and merica

@tonicrvnts

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shobs1 👍 You are very kind!.. and naive

@Loagun

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shobs1 there are actually 2 McDonald's. The Canadian company which is completely independent of the US one, and of course the US one. 2 brothers started it, after franchising the company was split when one brother discovered how *disgusting the US food laws were so he moved to Canada, got citizenship, and created McDonald's Canada Inc. True story. * Laws like -milkshakes can actually be flavored powder + lard + water - advertised meat products dont have to actually be made of 100% meat but rather a 60/40, 60% meat, 40% other organic compound like sawdust as one example.... -etc None of that is legal in Canada lol.

@jazziiiiiiii3274

2 жыл бұрын

For real though

@geo3011

2 жыл бұрын

True but Canada is basically passive aggressive communism

The funniest joke is that someone would willingly go to Winnipeg

@myazzizonfyr

4 жыл бұрын

or anywhere in canada for that matter , you know why most birds fly upside down over canada? ain't nothing worth shitting on here in this U.S sewer system.lol

@rbesfe

4 жыл бұрын

@@myazzizonfyr angry 'murican spotted

@kabubbles-6711

4 жыл бұрын

rex ferral Jesus dude, I’ve seen multiple of these hateful comments. What’s your problem with Canada? You clearly haven’t visited it ever in your life. So what’s the deal? Also, birds only fly down south in the winter, because it gets cold. That’s how migration works.

@nathanblades3395

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@vickirempel5529

4 жыл бұрын

Winnipeg is beautiful... In the summer!

As an American, the funny thing is, Canadians probably haven't said anything about America that we haven't said about ourselves LOL

@chapachuu

5 жыл бұрын

That's true. When us Canadian's bash America(ns), it's really only the Republicans, corporate politics, the gun laws (or lack thereof), the education system, and blatant racism we are talking about -- things my American friends also bash.

@nasknifeboi

5 жыл бұрын

chapachuu the gun laws aren't lacking.

@ferretking137

5 жыл бұрын

Mohannad Jaradat hey we gatta kick everyones ass... Even our own

@ChangelingWaves

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, no one can hate us more than we already hate ourselves ;~; (jk I love this country dispite it’s many flaws)

@york7301

5 жыл бұрын

Mate, in America you can buy a fucking automatic gun before you can grab a cold one and sit down with your fellow Americans and watch the Bald Eagles play Football.

Dude's face reminds me of Chris Pratt.

@RedBizou

5 жыл бұрын

I was lookin for this comment lol Canadian Chris Pratt

@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY

5 жыл бұрын

*Daniel Nunya Bidnezz omg yeesss 😭💀😂☠️🤣*

@ryancarpentier3408

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Phatt..

@lgbak20

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Nunya Bidnezz a mix between Chris Pratt and nick offerman

@josephzuniga3964

5 жыл бұрын

Not at all...

Canada for ever. I'm from New Zealand... Canada's cool cousin that you haven't seen in ages. :)

@luguy8347

4 жыл бұрын

MrMatrixtech I believe you, I’d love to go visit NZ, beautiful country. ❤️

@EdMcCornhole

4 жыл бұрын

I would rather visit New Zealand then the US. Just from watching TV I seen enough of America.

@icy1260

4 жыл бұрын

Darby are you high?

@holocene2164

4 жыл бұрын

@Brandi Bohannon Wow...Talk about being ignorant...

@holocene2164

4 жыл бұрын

@Darby So, your goal in life is to insult people and entire nations for the fun of it? Umm... How about thinking next time before typing?

“We’re not stupid, there’s a good chance they’re armed.” That had me dying!(figuratively)

@raymantica5604

4 жыл бұрын

Well, If you were really dying than you must've said your true opinion on Americans near one

@akumabazooka9169

4 жыл бұрын

Alright Ted Moseby lol

@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164

3 жыл бұрын

and it's probably true.

@joyphillips1821

3 жыл бұрын

As an American, IT IS.... Keep that in mind.

@tf3467

3 жыл бұрын

Well most canadians like me are probably armed, just look at this guy H E S T I L L H A S H I S A R M S

I never understood this Canadians are nice thing until I left Toronto.

@TheMuddyBunny

5 жыл бұрын

Jim Beam Haha. I know. I took a trip to Ottawa a little bit ago and having strangers say good morning to me and wave baffled me for quite a bit.

@leetledrummerboy

5 жыл бұрын

Not many Canadians in Toronto anymore lol, it's all immigrants. Not that immigrants can't be Canadian, it's just that Canada takes some sort of weird pride in how unCanadian we encourage immigrants to be.

@scotthong2008

5 жыл бұрын

That's so true , Toronto is so rough and tough place to live nowadays , can't wait to leave this shit hole ...

@chapachuu

5 жыл бұрын

Toronto is the New York of Canada. Congrats on leaving.

@willquinndeb

5 жыл бұрын

not sure why anyone would want to live in TO.... omg horrible.. woman tired to go at my daughter for bumping into her!!!! Seriously? WTF .... Not what it use to be horrible place... I only go if I totally have to but generally I stay the hell outta there

When he said delaying Canadians trips to a Target I flatlined.

@Denver4570

5 жыл бұрын

too close to home man.

@esirex7371

5 жыл бұрын

Black Girl Magic Fucking same

@muppetallica

5 жыл бұрын

@T1 From the B She rose again from the dead just to write it...

@kylefromirs5826

5 жыл бұрын

Americans can come to toys R’us

@celestialluna7916

4 жыл бұрын

I hate target so much

Hey, here's a tip for any Americans here just in case you ever go to Canada. Go to Manitoba, you can't be made fun of if you can't find anyone

@noooooaaaa9217

3 жыл бұрын

I always think that when people talk about Manitoba (I’m from B.C.) I once new I guy who went there to work on a bison farm and I haven’t heard from him since

@JenLovesBenz

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Winnipeg Manitoba it's the bummiest province ever.. I'm going to move one day I have too 😅.

@dcmontage

3 жыл бұрын

@Ranger Bob if you like - 50°C with wind chill come on down and be my guest haha

@stma05

3 жыл бұрын

Or Saskatchewan. You know your province is bad when you think Winnipeg is exciting 😂😂

@thecatdragon589

2 жыл бұрын

i refuse to believe manitoba and saskatchewan have people.

Went to Victoria, BC once. Loved every bit of that trip. Canadians, please stay Canadians!

@TSARMOTAF

4 жыл бұрын

B.C. is so gorgeous and the the southern part is the warmest part of Canada all year. I have to go back again...

@jackgoff69

4 жыл бұрын

in a sense, Canadians are truly the "last line of defense" of politeness in North America. I hope they stay nice, and don't let us Americans drain whatever strain of humanity they have left lol.

@DS-tv2fi

4 жыл бұрын

SpetznazSamson Sorry, eh?

@EverstViro

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackgoff69 we will, UNLESS YOU AMERICANS INSULT TIMMIES. otherwise we will be nice as we always are 😉

@trixie7759

4 жыл бұрын

@@TSARMOTAF I live in Southern BC, it's hell in the summer, my city got the award as the hottest city in Canada

I totally agree with the border thing. As a teenager I was going to a hockey tournament in Pittsburgh and when we got to the border crossing they asked our intentions in America and we told them. They then asked what we had with us and when we told them hockey bags they got all suspicious and started questioning us. When we held tight to our story/the truth and they finally relented, they said they were just being cautious as we could be smuggling six Mexicans in our hockey bags. Like yea, the Mexicans made it through the States, into Canada, and then were like "nope, too cold, let's go back to the States via a child's hockey bag."

@videohound2005

5 жыл бұрын

hckyroxs Well that’s how they trick ya, I mean they could be hiding in that Kleenex box or the vacuum cleaner

@Abshir1it1is

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, maybe the officer didn't know which direction Mexico was.

@eccentriclullaby1357

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jacijune

5 жыл бұрын

Agent J 😂😂😂😂

@myopinion3908

5 жыл бұрын

hckyroxs I was asked at airport security what my intentions were. I said I was attending a sales conference at the head office in Jersey , they asked me what I sold and I replied gift bags and tissue. He then asked me what tissue and gift bags were used for 🤦🏻‍♀️ I then said “seriously” he still didn’t get it. 🙄

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States. " ~J. Bartlett Brebner

@tazepat001

2 жыл бұрын

Probably helps when majority population lives along the border. While people like me are easily 1,000 miles away in socal.

@zoeybarter3246

2 жыл бұрын

@@tazepat001 But it’s not like most Canadians are just running back & forth to America, the reason Canadians know so much about America is because American media is dominant.

@WaukWarrior360

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say it's still just ignorance. I constantly see generalizations of 325 million people of various backgrounds and regional cultures. Granted, most Canadians aren't actually arrogant douches like some are on the internet. Most are chill

@JB-yb4wn

2 жыл бұрын

@@WaukWarrior360 We are chill because we know that you may be armed, but get us alone.

@davidsilverfield835

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

"You're just delaying the Canadians' trip to Target 😂😂😂😂"

@kjmorley

4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually the Costco gas bar.

@RokkitAk

4 жыл бұрын

Target failed in Canada so that joke line he said wasn’t that funny

@kabubbles-6711

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Saturday it’s supposed to be funny BECAUSE it failed. That’s the point, Canadians go to America to go to target. That’s the whole joke

@NarwhalEntertainment

4 жыл бұрын

@@RokkitAk That's cause the Targets that opened here replaced a better store (Zellers), and never had any of the good stuff, or good deals.

Bro, canadians don't go to target dude. Target Canada failed miserably

@robertbernstein4488

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus Aurelius It be true, but Canadians love a good target, but Target tried to give us a turd rate version with no love or quality, they screwed it up royally !

@rissa4realz

4 жыл бұрын

Whenever I’m in the states I always go to target. We love target, just when it was brought to Canada, everything was super overpriced. It was fun, but we soon realized that most of the stuff they were selling could be found cheaper at other stores. We still love target though , and it’s a fun part of traveling to the states

@TSARMOTAF

4 жыл бұрын

We all thought it was going to be like the American Target. I took one look at the place and said to myself, wtf?! Imho, the Canadian Targets deserved to fail.

@TabbyAngel2

4 жыл бұрын

@@rissa4realz we love target cuz it reminds us of ZELLERS 😭

@Agagnier

4 жыл бұрын

They took out Zeller's, it deserved to fail.

We are not that nice. We just have basic social skills and politeness. Especially when traveling.

@vera_nika2

4 жыл бұрын

Already a huge.adventage

@AlfieTank

4 жыл бұрын

If only that was true 😂😂

@xtubby420x

4 жыл бұрын

Most Canadians embrace cultures. America thinks every other culture is wrong

@joshua6207

4 жыл бұрын

Canada doesnt really have a culture compared to the united states

@theimpostor4317

4 жыл бұрын

In think that they find us so nice because a big part of them are assholes to other people, not all of them tho, some are really nice

"We know there's a good chance they're armed." Lol!

@theseproblemsmatter1

5 жыл бұрын

That's where i almost flatline lol

@valramzy8219

5 жыл бұрын

I'm Just Here I actually died!!

@jenaogirl

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, we are...

@ddcs0s

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't bet against it

@antflyp317

4 жыл бұрын

I am still worried about that statement eh ?

"I'M THE LAST LINE OF DEFENCE!" Straight up snorted coffee out my nose.

Living in Windsor in the early 2000s, I went across for a concert, and when Americans found out we were Cdn during the show, we were asked about igloos and polar bears. I explained I literally lived 20m across the bridge due East, they gave me a dumbfounded look... I had to them explain our weather is identical, and igloos are in the north... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@charlieross-BRM

4 жыл бұрын

That was kind of you not to tell them you really live a bit south.

@darKILLusionnn

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlieross-BRM Why would they. 90% of the Canadian population lives close to the Southern border. It's the norm to have milder temperatures.

@atdeklerk9600

4 жыл бұрын

i feel like they were drunk or on something and were fucking with you lol

@David-dr3pv

4 жыл бұрын

And 80% of Americans can't find their own state on a map anyway.

@Ash-gm3ws

4 жыл бұрын

It's sad how ignorant they are.

"i'M tHe LaSt LiNe Of DeFeNcE!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@Tracey66

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't they technically be the first line of defence? :D

@lifewuzonceezr

4 жыл бұрын

I finally clued into whY people write like that! Derp!

@Fyyt

4 жыл бұрын

That one made me laugh!!

@StevePringle

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tracey66 No! Because after you pass them, you're on your way to empty Trader Joe's and Target.

@KyleRuggles

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tracey66 That's what makes it sooo funny! Cuz they DO say that! lol!

The question is, have you ever asked an American what they think of an American

@gundam2600

5 жыл бұрын

+evillan Man, if you asked 10 different people you'd get 10 different answers at this point.

@politerudeboi6898

5 жыл бұрын

im american and i think americans are fkn overly sensitive armed hipsters

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

5 жыл бұрын

Remember, the USA is a big country, and most of the twat waffles that hate it have never been anywhere else to compare it with... they are just petty little people that don’t know shit.

@EvieWingweaver13

5 жыл бұрын

We're, for the most part, poorly educated, underpaid, self-destructive jerks filled with nihilism. Sorry.

@pianofry1138

5 жыл бұрын

We really like guns here in the mid west

HILARIOUS, and as a Texan, "chances are they're armed" was the best line ever...😂

I'm an American living in Canada for the past 9 years. The first one minute and twenty seconds of this video is 100% accurate from my experience.

@rosspatel3526

Жыл бұрын

As a canadian living in Texas, I agree 10000000% Texans should be pissed cuz Canadians have stolen their rep.

Crossing into Montreal we met a Québécois border guy who amusingly asked if we had anything to declare besides the “Noisy Terror Squirrel” (referring to my Pomeranian). We have referred to the dog that way ever since, mimicking his accent. Which was fabulous! 😂. I ❤️ Canada. They were great!

@66ni6k

5 жыл бұрын

NOISY TERROR SQUIRREL

@davidjoseph1559

5 жыл бұрын

As a Quebecois I find this hilarious.....say hi to little terror squirrel

@78jujubs

5 жыл бұрын

Lol being quebecois I can assure you that our border guards are pretty easy going, they mostly wave people through.

@alexmehta5165

5 жыл бұрын

French Canadians in general have a great, particular sense of humour, so that story totally checks out XD

@Latabrine

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂👍

Just delaying Canadians getting to Target ...😂🤣😂🤣❤️🇨🇦

@JCooK2007

5 жыл бұрын

Shelley Vanelli Canadians hate that store lol, they closed them all up a few years ago.

@theangrymoon8269

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but some of us go to the states just for target.

@annmariebusu9924

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Cook not true we love it but they went to hard too fast.

@revuesdeminuit4071

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Cook that’s because they jacked up the prices in Canada. Everything was overpriced as fuck

@pocopunk6657

5 жыл бұрын

empty shelves from the beginning what a crappy store .cold weather shut that shit down real quick gtfo here were only wear beaver canoe

Americans: We like you, we just don't pay much attention to you, because we're us. Canadians: We don't like you, but we still fixate on your culture and politics. Seems like a fair trade.

@allytrudie864

Жыл бұрын

We are just so relieved we don’t live in America. We have to keep this top of mind so we don’t get lazy and turn into America. Keep your eye on the people you don’t want to become.

I'm neither Canadian or American, I'm from all the way from Finland but I still find this really funny. 😂

@rickeydart3040

3 жыл бұрын

You have the best country.

I'm Canadian, and I've always found it the opposite for border security lol. Crossing the Ambassador Bridge into Detroit, the Americans are like "So where ya heading today? Nice nice, how long are you planning to stay? Got anything to declare? Great have a good day" but going back home, man, its like a polite interrogation about your entire life story. Nothing beats the time where I was crossing into Detroit, sat in a car with my immediate family, and the guard like, leaned into the car, started intensely at me, and went "*Do you know these people*" like jesus christ mate that my mum

@bcatypical

5 жыл бұрын

Well, HE doesn't know that! Doesn't need to be so intense, but still....

@Oklines

5 жыл бұрын

Hah, I crossed the Ambassador bridge a few years ago and got told to go back to my own country (I'm from Windsor lol)

@cipher88101

5 жыл бұрын

LOL well that wouldn't have made for a very funny joke centered around stereotypes now would it? Have a good one Cassidy.

@anarchistatheist1917

5 жыл бұрын

There is a reason why Alaska has 6 times the population of northern canada despite it having the same climate, and terrain.

@DJLEOBOOM

5 жыл бұрын

I call BS on this. I'm from Windsor and cross the border frequently. Going to the US is sometimes a literal nightmare, never had any problems coming into Canada

Don't confuse politeness with niceness Contrary to popular belief Canada does have standards

@OhNoYouDidntDZ

5 жыл бұрын

no it has no standars it's a fuck fest of morons

@KayKimree

5 жыл бұрын

Spot the American. 🙄🙄

@rossalbane7743

5 жыл бұрын

Are they nice standards?

@Azraeel11

5 жыл бұрын

Whenever someone hating other person in comment section. I'd be like 'this one must be from states.'

@josephavenia9142

5 жыл бұрын

@@OhNoYouDidntDZ fuck you You welfare goof

I've never been more harshly greeted than by Canadian border cops.

@thomaswallace7337

4 жыл бұрын

Canadians do not like Americans and they let you know it starting right at the border.

@darknesswolfx7205

4 жыл бұрын

Travel more then.

@Nyx_2142

4 жыл бұрын

@@thomaswallace7337 All that pent up denial from not wanting to admit you are basically on your way of becoming the 51st state.

@blackdeath4eternity

4 жыл бұрын

border cops are generally not the nicest... most people who were not able to make it into policing but wanted to be for that matter..

@jubjub106

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nyx_2142 that would not quite happen oir economy is just fine and besides alberta would happen then all of Canada

I just spent the day in Canada before driving back to NY and his description of the contrast between the Canadian and American border guards is on point.

“Say hey to Gary for me” that part was spot on!!

I found its opposite at the border for me. Going south, it was easy going! But coming up back home, I got GRILLED. Canadians are serious at the border.

@artemis_lena

5 жыл бұрын

accurate

@NazoVidere

5 жыл бұрын

Lol. For me, it’s easy enough to get past the US border. Coming back and crossing the Canadian border, I usually just get waved through.

@imjustakid724

5 жыл бұрын

Same. We got grilled about why a package we had picked up the day before was in our trunk.... "Uh, that's where we keep stuff???"

@ethanragbir8311

5 жыл бұрын

if only they actually were and didn't let thousands of illegals cross into my country unchallenged

@masvindu

5 жыл бұрын

Yeap, 14 years ago my Mom , brother and I went on a trip, and my Mom lost her passport, but had 4 or 5 other pieces of ID, while my brother and I had everything. This was before the passport laws. On the way in it was fine, but on the way back with the Canadian guard it was a battle, he didn't want to let us back in, even though he had proof that my Mom was a citizen and had been there since 86 and my brother and I were born there and had Birth certificates, health cards, passports, etc. eventually they decided to let us in after conferring. Just to put it into perspective, the American guard took about 10 seconds reviewing us and wished us a great time and let us through without worry or hesitation. I can only imagine it is worse now.

*you know you didn’t search for this video, but you clicked on it anyway*

@Quixllie

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, I searched for it 0-0

@Im15cheese

3 жыл бұрын

I searched for it...

@ShibaTron3000

3 жыл бұрын

I... uh... did search for it lol

I'm not even Canadian but this was hilarious. This guy is great! Cheers from Sweden 😁

omg the border is so damn true. I've pulled up to the border to come BACK into Canada and they just laugh--I've had one full on just standing outside of their booth and ask me for restaurant recs! I have to basically offer up my first born every time I go into the US!

@06rtm

5 жыл бұрын

That's because you're Canadian. They have to let you back into your own country.

@kathhatt9389

5 жыл бұрын

George nope they don’t.

@rrthrock1

5 жыл бұрын

It is because you’re from Canada. I’ve made the trip numerous times from the US and the Canadian border guards are crazy. Coming back is a breeze though. It’s amazing how that works.

@ferretking137

5 жыл бұрын

Morgan Hamilton if your a legal citizen they do

@MetalSmith

5 жыл бұрын

Meh, I've had my car searched the couple times I've driven to Toronto. Canadians don't like black tinted windows for some reason.

"You got anything on you?" "Yeah, snacks! Get out of the doorway." Awesome! 😂😂😂

im aussie, had a canadian teacher for 12 months... best year of my life! wassup mr coombs ✌🏼

@moosechuckle4335

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit as a Canadian I can confirm that Coombs has to be the most Canadian last name that ever existed 😂😂

@rishaa682

3 жыл бұрын

this is so cute

"You got anything on you?" "Yeah, snacks, get out of the doorway." 😂😂

"You're just delaying Canadian's trips to Target" LMFAO

Say hi to Gary for me 🤣

As a Canadian AND an American, this was hilarious

@laplace99

4 жыл бұрын

@@personincognito3989 The U.S does nothing against dual citizenship though.

@logancressy2259

4 жыл бұрын

Laplace they do nothing against it since they refuse to acknowledge its existence

@amelie2626

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, wow! Some serious psychosis then.

I mean, I’m American and even after hearing this, still love Canada.

@blane404

4 жыл бұрын

This guy is a type of Canadian that the rest of us are familiar with. Its a resentment of the US based entirely on jealousy. Its actually a compliment, really.

@spudsapoppin

4 жыл бұрын

@@blane404 Interesting and compliment accepted but there really is no need to be jealous of the United States. This coming from a proud American who is equally proud to have Canada as a sibling and a neighbour. Canada is awesome. My Canadian brethren just be proud to be uniquely Canadian. True north strong and free.

@themapleleafforever1526

4 жыл бұрын

@@blane404 I wouldn't call it jealousy, but we do define Canadian identity by how "not American" we are. I think it's more of a weird inferiority complex in the Canadian ethos. Without Americans we wouldn't really have a Canadian identity.

@kabubbles-6711

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Lane what do you think we are jealous of though? I can’t think of anything honestly, but I’d like to hear your thoughts.

@akumabazooka9169

4 жыл бұрын

@@blane404 No. We are not jelous of your backwards ass corrupt shit hole of a place

Jesus, all their laughs are synchronized.....

@jakeakcent

5 жыл бұрын

That's because Canadians are all clones of one really nice person.

@GauntLife

4 жыл бұрын

Laugh track

@emanaton

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah - the fake laugh track kind of ruins it.

@tusk3260

4 жыл бұрын

Well duh... Its like that in all comedy show because the crowd is paid to laugh at specific times. The US does the exact same thing a great example is when Bethesda announced what would be in Fallout 76 just before release... Now people are so aware of that crap that the game is now being called Fellout 76 or the fall of 76.

SO TRUE!

@chronictired1242

5 жыл бұрын

Emma MacGregor All the canadians I know ( including myself ) don't have much nice things to say to Americans and we do have that accent.

@cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085

5 жыл бұрын

Emma MacGregor ....hate crossing boarder

I work everyday on being a good Canadian to spread the ideals of being a nice person. I may fall 1000 times but always rise 1001 times. Time to not view others as bad but rather Love everyone for who they are and the potential they have!

In my experience as a Canadian who frequently travels to the US, mainly by road, US border guards are friendlier and treat me with more respect than their Canadian counterparts.

"Last line of defense?". . . . where's de' fence?

@scottcrawford3745

3 жыл бұрын

'dere ain't no fence oot dere, biy! We's just painted onna dem red lines a meter wide, across the whole length of da border, eh... an' we told dem 'Muricans ta stay on dere side, eh. dat's aboot it.

As someone who was born and raised in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and now lives in the deep South… The stereotype is real, and accurate, at that. 🇨🇦 ❤️

@natalie9884

Жыл бұрын

Born a dual citizen for all the Americans threatened by this comment and about to bash it 😂. *should have prefaced comment w/ that

Canadian politeness is a façade. They are superficially polite and when they say "have a good day", they do it because they are programmed to do so . Two characteristic examples : 1) yesterday on the bus a frail Chinese lady was struggling to get her walker on the bus and the bus driver standing right next to her would not lift a finger to help her ,telling her instead " come on you are strong " and 2) I was going to my lawyer's office ,a man I had paid $6000 to do a job for me . I took 2 buses and 2 subways and walked 2 kilometers to get there . Upon arriving there ,I asked to use the washroom and the secretary flatly refused to let me do so . I begged her as I was really in the need to do so but she wouldn't let me . That is Canadian politeness in action .

Tip: If you want nice Canadians, don’t go to Toronto.

@leticiac.f5333

4 жыл бұрын

A Guitarist if you want find Canadians, don’t go to Toronto

@sexytyper88

4 жыл бұрын

disagree - friendliest city ever - you're probably not talking to a local. Probably a 905'er

@midnitest0rm

4 жыл бұрын

A Guitarist or anywhere in South Ontario really. I’ve lived in metropolitan areas down here for all my life and I fucking hate everybody

@JH-zx2bh

4 жыл бұрын

@@midnitest0rm you just seem like a unpleasant person 😂

@evelync5993

4 жыл бұрын

or Saskatchewan unless you wanna be bombarded by crazy conservitives

This was the complete opposite for me at the border going into Vancouver. I had a huge line and they made me get out of my vehicle and ran my complete background check and even brought up my juvenile record a brandishing a weapon however coming back in to America there was no line and they asked me one question which was whether or not I had alcohol or tobacco which I did and they said OK

@alpearson9158

3 жыл бұрын

that means as both countries share info that your record came up on the computer in front of them....................

@janemendenhall7583

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. They did the same thing to me! Sighting my "nervousness" as suspicious. They couldn't find anything but the border agent tried really hard. Lol. He reluctantly let me in. When I was going back to America, they only asked if I brought anything or seen anyone.

That was great! Hope to see more of this guy!

We love our American brothers and sisters, my forefathers came from USA. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸 and the rest of the world, we are all one. 👍👍👍👍

I ran away in in the seventies to Canada. Told them I was 18. Used my high school card (no photo) as ID. Hung out with them for a while then went and hitched a ride to Vancouver. Everyone was super nice!

@stagnantwater2375

3 жыл бұрын

:O do you like it here?

I remember when crossing the border was no big deal and we used Canadian money interchangeably with American money.

@komfykoala6083

4 жыл бұрын

When I visited Michigan back in 2012 I was paying for something and I didn't have any American pennies and they accepted Canadian pennies (which aren't used anymore because it costs more to make them than what they are worth).

good morning! have a lovely day! love from canada!

As a Canadian in Burlington Ontario I found going to winnipeg a great experience cause the people there are so much nicer. GTA is a little more like a city and while they’re alright, I find Americans can be a lot more warm hearted too ... I love that

Personally, the Canadian side has always given me a hard time. The American side was chill

@richlisola1

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Way more shit going to Canada 🇨🇦 than coming home 🏠 🇺🇸

@aquagaming8749

2 жыл бұрын

well Ive been bitten by a dog in us thats why I like Canada for than America, dont get me wrong I love America too except for the dog that bit me

tbh the American people at the border are so much nicer, the Canadians are so strict. I am a Canadian...

@ladyveracity

5 жыл бұрын

I remember feeling like I was in some kind of interrogation scene in a movie when I (an American) crossed the border into Canada...

@RockinBobXYZ

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. It's as if the most miserable Canadians are identified in childhood and steered into working in the customs and border agency. I've travelled all over the world and the worst experiences have been with Canadian border officials.

@bee3467

5 жыл бұрын

@@ladyveracity same!!!!

@jokernepalm

5 жыл бұрын

You're just being nice by saying that. 😂

@LastbutNotFirst

5 жыл бұрын

we used to go to canada all the time before you were required a passport. my friend decided one day to just reply in with a smart ass remark as he was entering the border.. they said. "pull over here".. they gutted his fucking truck, threw all the seats and cushions on the ground. cut up his seats looking for drugs. didnt find shit. basically ruined his trucks interior.. -- we'd come back from canada all fucked up.. hung over, passed out.. and we'd have to respond to the border agents with where are we from.. we'd have mustard and ketchup all over our faces from eating hotdogs we bought from street vendors trying to sober up.. .and we'd just grumble out our citizenship. they'd let us right back into the usa. no questions asked about the mustard and shit on our faces... my friend literally had mustard all up in his nose and it was just hilarious because we'd just answer and pass back out. luckily our friend was driving and would be sober. man. we did some stupid shit.... we'd always get threatened if one of us wouldnt wake up from being passed out.. but they'd be patient until our friends hit us enough to wake us up to answer the citizenship question.

This bit was really good, didn't expect that

Ahhh... this was so good! I needed this for my Friday morning! 🇨🇦👍🏾👍🏾

As an American, finding out how Canadians actually feel about us is like finding out that your best friend since childhood secretly hates your guts and talks shit about you when you’re not around.

@mnpipi3329

Жыл бұрын

Yea, they are vicious and backstabbers.

As an American citizen, raised here my guy... I have Canadian family members and that's how I always knew that Canadians weren't nice... shit my cousins are devils and so are all their friends... maybe it's a Toronto thing?

@thebear9474

5 жыл бұрын

It's totally a Toronto thing. I'm from Alberta and flew to Toronto for a few days for a concert and they're the biggest dicks ever.

@kushalpoudel4765

5 жыл бұрын

Well they’re family, what do you think? That they will be nice? Yea no

@macdri

5 жыл бұрын

It is definitely a Toronto thing. There are some other pockets of rudeness throughout the country, but Toronto tries very hard to be "America North" and they have decided that being rude is part of that.

@titislagee600

5 жыл бұрын

Hackingspartan299 I’ve been there they are actually really fucking nice.Y’all judging them for no reason smh...

@miranda0298

5 жыл бұрын

The Bear me too!

Well that's how borders in the EU are (for EU citizens). I mean, in the few cases where you have to stop, the "border police" officer just waves their hand like "Go on already, i'm tired of you people.". In the other cases you're left guessing "Wait, are we still in Germany or is this the Netherlands already, somebody look at that sign over there!".

@revuesdeminuit4071

5 жыл бұрын

Aku Jo for real. I went backpacking, and getting into each country was so interesting. To get into Albania, we had to bribe the guards, to get into croatia was just a normal border exchange, and then I didn’t know whether I was in in Austria or Germany for three hours at one point. Then to get into England I had to show proof of purchase for my hotel, proof I was a student, tell them what my job was, and show them an itinerary (so it was lucky I made a rough one up weeks before). The borders are a mess

@umakarunakaran4626

5 жыл бұрын

I’m not even an EU citizen but I’m pretty sure (it was a few years ago) I once went to France from Switzerland and they didn’t even ask for passports

@WouterCloetens

5 жыл бұрын

Some information for you confused people: look up the Shengen Area.

@tychowozniaki9269

5 жыл бұрын

@@umakarunakaran4626 The central main countries (France, Austria, Germany, Netherlands, Italia, Belgium) mostly don't even have border controls, because we have sth. called the "Schengenraum" which means only the countries which have borders to not-"Schengenraum"-countries have to control their borders. The countries in the center of Europe are beginning to implement border control again though, because of the huge immigrant wave we had a while ago and the border countries just completely broke down under that.

@williamjones4716

2 жыл бұрын

Crossed a small Rhein bridge in Switzerland once and found ourselves in Germany. Swiss girlfriend explained we just wanted to see where the bridge led and the German inspector allowed us to turn around and drive back into Switzerland. Probably happens all the time.

Lol Im Nigerian Canadian and they're pretty nice and polite here...IN GENERAL. Jerks are everywhere no matter the country. When I went to Chicago (southside), I held open the door for people and they looked at me like I was so weird. Nobody did it for me or anyone else tho. Lol they knew I wasn't from there.

Pre covid a friend and I went through Canada without our passports, we just told the border guard we were going shopping in Abbotsford. Somehow that worked. I'm American and I had more trouble getting back into my own country 😅

If I had a nickel for every hasty generalization comment made about whole swaths of diverse people in this comment section, I’d be a rich dude.

@truevulgarian

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe in $ CDN. But try converting it to Euros.

@1nePercentJuice

3 жыл бұрын

It perfectly reflects this "comedy" routine.

@yumikogita

3 жыл бұрын

There are only 3000 comments lmao

@ms.rstake_1211

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's unfair that you think most comments sections are like this.

Damn Canadians be so cold.

@jask5357

4 жыл бұрын

Erck Bill not all 😒

@SicklyWindows

4 жыл бұрын

heh

@SicklyWindows

4 жыл бұрын

@@jask5357 You get it ?

@TSARMOTAF

4 жыл бұрын

I see what u did there. lol

@nohandleXD

4 жыл бұрын

Austin Kilgore Dude it’s the internet, don’t take it seriously. Plus, we Americans are the butt of most jokes in case you haven’t noticed.

I drove from Nebraska to Alaska a couple years ago, so I had to cross the American/Canadian boarder multiple times in a short amount of time, and I found the Canadian boarder control bros to be way more uptight than the American ones.

Crossing into America they didn’t even check our car, going back to Canada they did a full search of a car with 4 kids and two parents

@teresateresa8933

3 жыл бұрын

Cross border shopping is a big thing - if you say you don’t have ANYTHING to declare th y are going to pull you in.

@jonathanhansen3709

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they somehow think you’re transporting in Armory, and are only there to smuggle guns. Wish they’d start subjecting Canadians to the same kind of searches coming to the States.

@deselby9240

2 жыл бұрын

Thats soo Canadian. Using 2 parents and 4 kids to search your car at the border.

Loved it! Loved his imitation

Lmao, when the crowd started laughing at his questions, I lost it. 😆

Oh! I wanted this to keep going! So funny.

Alberta’s nice although we have Karens here

I’m American and live in Michigan. People in Michigan go to Canada all the time for alcohol at the duty free, my mom went about a year ago with my little sister and they stopped to get a pie on there way back to America. When they reached the border a Mountie detainees them for 4 hours because they where trying to sneak fruit across the border.

@anarchistatheist1917

5 жыл бұрын

@mikedoesseo I agree. Though there must be a tiny minority of canadians that feel more like Americans then canadians, are pro-american and love the United States and hate canada. An example are the Canadians that fought on the side of the United States in the American revolution and the war of 1812.

@thekanuck2778

5 жыл бұрын

They arn't Mounties. It's CBSA

@macdri

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, A) it wouldn't be a Mountie, B) why would they be stopped by Canadian's when they were entering the US, Americans handle those entering the US?

@monkiram

4 жыл бұрын

That's a hilarious story, but yes as somebody pointed out, on the way to the US, the people at the border are American. On the way into Canada, they're Canadian

@GauntLife

4 жыл бұрын

@@anarchistatheist1917 Haha that's a really bad example. For one, Canada wasn't even Canada at that time. Secondly Americans fought against Amercans waaaaay more lol. A better example is Albertans who feel betrayed by the rest of Canadas ignorance and jealousy of Alberta's oil patch. Though they love Canada, they feel like they'd be treated more fairly by an American government. I'm not sure absorbing canadas richest natural resource province into the US economy is the best idea ever, but it's kinda sad that it's become something to consider.

The huge difference that I notice in Canada vs. America is that in Canada, if you're going to cross the road and you're a good 15 seconds away from the crosswalk, all of the cars will just.... stop. They'll wait for you and you'll do the whole 'you go' 'no you go' routine and then awkwardly jog across the road, feeling bad that you delayed about 15 cars. When I went to America maybe one car would stop for me the entire time I was walking, but all of the other cars would just keep going. Mind you I'm from the Maritimes, so out west might be different, but it was so weird to me.

@alpearson9158

3 жыл бұрын

out west is the same but GTA not so

This comedy bit held up so well honestly

Oh my God I love this😂

My favorite part about being American is that you can't hurt my feelings when you make fun of me, I've heard it all.

@williamjones4716

2 жыл бұрын

Had a Canadian in TO give me some lip like he wanted to start a fight, I told him not only would I kick his ass, but being an American I wouldn't apologize afterwards. That seemed to resolve his major malfunction.

I found out I was part Canadian and I told my friends. My bestfriend laughed and told me it made so much sense

As a Canadian myself we are a very polite bunch of people we just don't like the unnecessary ignorant remarks from the Americans. And when Americans say the wrong thing to us Canadians we will stand up for ourselves 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

@margaretwilson8736

4 жыл бұрын

The wrong things like... Maple syrup is inferior date syrup? 🤔

@iamaoi3687

4 жыл бұрын

@@margaretwilson8736 Apples and oranges

@bibo3373

4 жыл бұрын

Overly proud, bigoted Canadian sums you up better.

Guys this was true about the Canadian border back in the day, like the 1980's, 1990's. But times have really changed. Now if anything you will find the American side (depending on the person) a little less hassle. Years ago I worked a job that required me to cross the border every single day. So I would enter and exit at the same times. Most of the time I would hit the same folks. So my crossings would be "expedited" because they knew who I was. Given the added security now the last few times I have crossed have been a equal share hassle on both sides. With maybe the Canadian side being slightly worse. I can't imagine trying to cross daily now.

We aren't nice inside we just express our selves nice on the outside

@darknesswolfx7205

4 жыл бұрын

Or sometimes the opposite

@syebethel

4 жыл бұрын

About right

@Dwagonier_XAceX101

4 жыл бұрын

@@darknesswolfx7205 eh yea very true too

@stagnantwater2375

3 жыл бұрын

@@darknesswolfx7205 true facts

Fun fact: Vancouver, one of the so called “nicest” cities has a deep history of racism. There were numerous race riots in the previous century fuelled by anti-immigration sentiments, particularly against Japanese and Chinese. The city government enabled this action and provided the rioters with food. Japantown and China town had to literally barricade themselves to prevent bloodshed. Like the US, Canada was only recently a “nice” country.

@rottenpotato9290

4 жыл бұрын

Odin son “like the US” helll nnnaaaa

@halinailkiewicz6146

4 жыл бұрын

Very true...sadly

@Veristelle-

3 жыл бұрын

The US isn't, though? You haven't checked the news the past month, have you? Let alone hearing about anything past that. It's been rocky. Not bashing, just pointing out the rotten eggs really ruin the whole batch from an outside perspective. And there has been some disgusting ass eggs lately.

@leo-vb5jq

3 жыл бұрын

The same US that is building a wall to seperate itself from Mexico and is currently getting burned down by BLM protests? Yeah sure bud

@Liz-sn1mm

3 жыл бұрын

The past is past. Don't forget it, don't repeat the nasty parts.

"I'm the last line of defense" 😂😂

I use to think Canadians are so polite and nice as everyone use to say. Until I watched Trailer Park Boys...

@urbanwarchief

2 жыл бұрын

That's basically every small town throughout the colder quiet regions

The only boarder patrol that gave me a hard time was a Canadian female. She over reacted with her “gotcha moment” when she asked “how long I would me staying in Canada” because I answered “just that day” (we were in Seattle and I wanted to check out out Vancouver. I stated laughing because she was being so curt with me. She respond how “this was very serious business, there is no fun and no laughter”. I said “yes I’m having fun, you are the one working, I’m on holiday”.

Our experience is totally the opposite! We go through Sumas to get to BC a lot and the US side is generally laid back while the Canadian side are generally strict.

@ms.rstake_1211

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Maybe you got Canadian-Americans on the Canada's side and pot-heads at the USA's border.

Its nice you still do this, grew up on cbc stand up and just for laughs

Love it! I go to Canada for work often. He’s spot on!! 😆

I figured Canadians were so nice because Americans are their first line of defense.

@sarah7589

5 жыл бұрын

The thing is, we have good diplomatic relations with everyone, we don't pick battles with others, so we don't really need your defense. Who are you defending us against? We all know it is you who will end up invading us for our resources in the future. No one else.

@mme.veronica735

5 жыл бұрын

@@sarah7589 Well, maybe Russia as the artic melts

@Udontkno7

5 жыл бұрын

@@sarah7589 Well, just about anybody can say that. Germany is relatively quiet, doesn't mean somebody still doesn't wanna stop shit. Basically, all NATO backed countries help other NATO backed countries. It's not against a particular offense, and even if Americans wanted to invade, well, that wouldn't make sense. In any scenario.

@kevinnelson6070

5 жыл бұрын

The U.S is like that kid who avoids getting bullied by being the bully. Canada is like that kid who avoids being bullied by trying to not be noticed.

@weareallbornmad410

5 жыл бұрын

...against whom? Unlike USA, Canada actually learnt its geography in school and knows it only has two other countries _on the continent_ . Duh.

His third person voice reminds me of Bill Burr

GENIUS! 🤣🤣🤣

LMAO this guy is hilarious 😂😂

Im a candian and I dont think that we're really diffrent in terms of politeness from any other country I think its just because we're next to the americans

Hilariously accurate 😂😂😂

Hey😊. Im not a lumberjack or a furtrader... and i dont live in an igloo or eat blubber...or own a dogsled and i dont know jimmy sally or suzy from canada but im sure there really really nice😁. I have a prime minister not a president...i speak english and french...not american and i pronounce it about not a boot i can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack😊. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A touqe is a hat a chesterfield is a couch and its pronounced "zed" not "zee". "Zed"!. Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! And the best of north america! My name is zeena! And i am canadian!😊😊

The best thing ever! So true!